Author Topic: Shittiest song ever written or performed (Read 6811 times)

Eel O'Brian · « **on:** August 31, 2013, 02:03:50 AM »

Think past your birth dates

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1 on:** August 31, 2013, 02:07:50 AM »

SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME

etiolate · « **Reply #2 on:** August 31, 2013, 02:09:39 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on August 31, 2013, 02:07:50 AM

SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME

.

Momo · « **Reply #3 on:** August 31, 2013, 02:10:09 AM »

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #4 on:** August 31, 2013, 02:10:35 AM »

Ooh, that's good

Keep it up

The Sceneman · « **Reply #5 on:** August 31, 2013, 02:11:33 AM »

What I Got by Sublime was the first thing that came into my head.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** August 31, 2013, 02:22:25 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on August 31, 2013, 02:07:50 AM

SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME

I've avoided this song for two years by banning it from Pandora at work during the winter holidays. I work with computer illiterate people who will never figure out what I've done

Positive Touch · « **Reply #7 on:** August 31, 2013, 02:22:47 AM »

currently racking my brain with all the soft rock hits ive heard over the years

Tasty · « **Reply #8 on:** August 31, 2013, 02:24:34 AM »

I'd say this takes the cake for what I've heard.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** August 31, 2013, 02:31:34 AM »

Tasty · « **Reply #10 on:** August 31, 2013, 02:46:03 AM »

I love Laffy Taffy.

Banana.

king of the internet · « **Reply #11 on:** August 31, 2013, 03:13:25 AM »

Trent Dole · « **Reply #12 on:** August 31, 2013, 04:59:10 AM »

Oh yeah, Brokencyde's pretty terrible. My first impulse was to say the entire Taylor Swift discography but Freaxxx is kind of a orgy of horrible shit mushed together.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #13 on:** August 31, 2013, 07:53:22 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 31, 2013, 02:31:34 AM

while this song is shitty, it can never been on the shittiest list. this is because after I requested the song at my wife's commissioning, a 60-year-old retired colonel and his wife snap-danced to it. so, in my mind, that song needed to be made.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #14 on:** August 31, 2013, 09:08:13 AM »

I prefer 'military wife'

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #15 on:** August 31, 2013, 09:09:50 AM »

Quote from: Momo on August 31, 2013, 02:10:09 AM

Silence your blubbering, cretin.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #16 on:** August 31, 2013, 09:15:56 AM »

random but i really REALLY hate this old song. it encapsulates that shitty sunny-and-oh-so-goddamn-annoying sound of the mid-90s that i hate so very much. i still hear this piece of shit on the radio sometimes and it never fails to ruin my day. i wish i could find the video too because its so awful and it pisses me off too:

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #17 on:** August 31, 2013, 09:26:16 AM »

Real worst song ever:

Diunx · « **Reply #18 on:** August 31, 2013, 09:29:27 AM »

A friend of mine once asked me to download a beiber song that was him saying love in auto tune for like 4 fucking minutes, it was horrible.

And people say woman don't have shitty taste in music :lenowned

nudemacusers · « **Reply #19 on:** August 31, 2013, 09:39:05 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 31, 2013, 09:26:16 AM

Real worst song ever:

Stopped me from going to or watching Mariners games for a long time.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #20 on:** August 31, 2013, 10:22:45 AM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on August 31, 2013, 09:15:56 AM

random but i really REALLY hate this old song. it encapsulates that shitty sunny-and-oh-so-goddamn-annoying sound of the mid-90s that i hate so very much. i still hear this piece of shit on the radio sometimes and it never fails to ruin my day. i wish i could find the video too because its so awful and it pisses me off too:

whoa, this song sucks but until this thread I thought the dude said, "the right time, the wrong me"... wow.

tiesto · « **Reply #21 on:** August 31, 2013, 10:26:04 AM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #22 on:** August 31, 2013, 10:29:38 AM »

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #23 on:** August 31, 2013, 10:39:19 AM »

That song on the front page of thebore.com is pretty shitty.

headwalk · « **Reply #24 on:** August 31, 2013, 11:31:10 AM »

oh, sorry. i thought you meant the best.

Polari · « **Reply #25 on:** August 31, 2013, 11:50:59 AM »

Mom's in the military and dad wears tight-fitting leopard print shirts. Have fun figuring that one out kiddo.

Rufus · « **Reply #26 on:** August 31, 2013, 11:52:50 AM »

Quote from: Eschaton on August 31, 2013, 11:27:23 AM

Gasolina is a good one but it got the girls going, sohh

I'd like to nominate some gay shit like this

OOOH AH AH AH AH!

nudemacusers · « **Reply #27 on:** August 31, 2013, 11:57:52 AM »

Quote from: Polari on August 31, 2013, 11:50:59 AM

Mom's in the military and dad wears tight-fitting leopard print shirts. Have fun figuring that one out kiddo.

T-Short · « **Reply #28 on:** August 31, 2013, 12:09:35 PM »

Momo · « **Reply #29 on:** August 31, 2013, 12:28:36 PM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #30 on:** August 31, 2013, 12:44:31 PM »

two dumb wannabe-milf sloots were talking about this

band at the grocery store today.

Tasty · « **Reply #31 on:** August 31, 2013, 01:06:29 PM »

Yeah, even after listening to all these other options... Brokencyde is still the worst.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #32 on:** August 31, 2013, 01:30:02 PM »

all the midwest hoors love that band. and buckcherry.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #33 on:** August 31, 2013, 01:31:46 PM »

Seems like chicks that would like Buckcherry would be DTF anytime, anywhere

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #34 on:** August 31, 2013, 01:32:25 PM »

etiolate · « **Reply #35 on:** August 31, 2013, 01:42:49 PM »

ohshi buckcherry

i got their CD for free when I worked at a record store

couldn't even sell that sucker back to used cd places =/

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #36 on:** August 31, 2013, 01:54:26 PM »

Anything by Bruce Springsteen or Public Enemy.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #37 on:** August 31, 2013, 01:56:07 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on August 31, 2013, 01:42:49 PM

ohshi buckcherry

i got their CD for free when I worked at a record store

couldn't even sell that sucker back to used cd places =/

I had a similar experience but it was a Godsmack CD.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #38 on:** August 31, 2013, 02:11:48 PM »

Quote from: Verdigris Murder on August 31, 2013, 01:54:26 PM

Anything by Bruce Springsteen

Trent Dole · « **Reply #39 on:** August 31, 2013, 03:27:47 PM »

Ha that 1D song title made me think of this

Best Eurvovision entry.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #40 on:** August 31, 2013, 03:29:02 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 31, 2013, 01:32:25 PM

keep it up. I'm going to purposely get your hardcore character killed in D3 once the expansion comes out.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #41 on:** August 31, 2013, 03:34:07 PM »

my all-time most hated song is "Roll to Me" by Del Amitri. the worst genres however are obviously late 90s pop-punk and post-grunge. I actually sort of like today's dubstep/brostep, etc.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #42 on:** August 31, 2013, 03:59:36 PM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #43 on:** August 31, 2013, 04:09:54 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #44 on:** August 31, 2013, 04:12:13 PM »

Or just any song by Nickleback, really.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #45 on:** August 31, 2013, 04:45:07 PM »

Even Saints Row IV can't save

chronovore · « **Reply #46 on:** August 31, 2013, 05:24:18 PM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 31, 2013, 12:44:31 PM

two dumb wannabe-milf sloots were talking about this band at the grocery store today.

That song actually angers me, as it was on at least two music games' default tracklist, and I had to listen to it several times and learn to sing it to finish the games.

I mean, seriously, it's about some loser who in a "committed" relationship, but can't get over an ex, with whom things did not (and never could have) worked out? Grow THE FUCK UP. Also, that lead singer looks like he's got cerebral palsy or some crap.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #47 on:** August 31, 2013, 05:32:22 PM »

well it's a

rock band aping the original

rock band (aerosmith).

every time it would come up on rock band we'd sing it with our best overthetop creed voice.

Tasty · « **Reply #48 on:** August 31, 2013, 06:08:52 PM »

Quote from: D3RANG3D on August 31, 2013, 03:59:36 PM

I absolutely love this song.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #49 on:** August 31, 2013, 06:11:12 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on August 31, 2013, 06:08:52 PM

Quote from: D3RANG3D on August 31, 2013, 03:59:36 PM

I absolutely love this song.

Tasty · « **Reply #50 on:** August 31, 2013, 06:38:27 PM »

NOTHING'S GONNA STOP ME NOW

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #51 on:** August 31, 2013, 06:39:34 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on August 31, 2013, 06:38:27 PM

NOTHING'S GONNA STOP ME NOW

Liked so I can unlike.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #52 on:** August 31, 2013, 06:40:29 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 31, 2013, 03:29:02 PM

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 31, 2013, 01:32:25 PM

keep it up. I'm going to purposely get your hardcore character killed in D3 once the expansion comes out.

pffft, like i'd play hc in multi, too much shit can wrong

Tasty · « **Reply #53 on:** August 31, 2013, 06:45:11 PM »

Quote from: D3RANG3D on August 31, 2013, 06:39:34 PM

Quote from: Andrex on August 31, 2013, 06:38:27 PM
NOTHING'S GONNA STOP ME NOW

Liked so I can unlike.

IT'S MY DESTINY

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #54 on:** August 31, 2013, 06:53:04 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on August 31, 2013, 06:45:11 PM

Quote from: D3RANG3D on August 31, 2013, 06:39:34 PM
Quote from: Andrex on August 31, 2013, 06:38:27 PM
NOTHING'S GONNA STOP ME NOW

Liked so I can unlike.

IT'S MY DESTINY

Unliked again

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #55 on:** August 31, 2013, 06:55:16 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 31, 2013, 06:40:29 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 31, 2013, 03:29:02 PM
Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 31, 2013, 01:32:25 PM

keep it up. I'm going to purposely get your hardcore character killed in D3 once the expansion comes out.

pffft, like i'd play hc in multi, too much shit can wrong

Momo · « **Reply #56 on:** August 31, 2013, 07:03:03 PM »

Mell songs are both the worst cases of English mangling and the most wondrous things ever

Yes, this shit is in English

Tasty · « **Reply #57 on:** August 31, 2013, 07:19:35 PM »

Quote from: D3RANG3D on August 31, 2013, 06:53:04 PM

Quote from: Andrex on August 31, 2013, 06:45:11 PM
Quote from: D3RANG3D on August 31, 2013, 06:39:34 PM
Quote from: Andrex on August 31, 2013, 06:38:27 PM
NOTHING'S GONNA STOP ME NOW

Liked so I can unlike.

IT'S MY DESTINY

Unliked again

MY SPIRIT'S INDISTRUCTIBLE

OH!

hampster · « **Reply #58 on:** August 31, 2013, 07:43:00 PM »

Diunx · « **Reply #59 on:** August 31, 2013, 07:46:21 PM »

Honorary mention to any song written and performed by Jared fucking Leto.

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Author Topic: Shittiest song ever written or performed (Read 6811 times)