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Title: I have been invited to a swingers club
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 04, 2013, 02:07:05 AM: :heh

My office is only a few blocks away from this "upscale" swingers club (it has a nice website and thats all I'm going to attribute its upscale quality to, can't imagine its nice on the inside), and I started chatting up some girl at an after-party one night where she mentioned she was a part of said club. Told her I worked close and didn't even realize it was a swingers club until a few weeks ago

lo and behold about a week later I get an invite for it

I am not gonna join because I'm steadily dating a gal right now and the whole idea kinda sleazes me out, but it just kinda shocked me how easy it seems for people in this city to get into one and how many people seemingly take part in one. Anyone here ever gone to one of these things?
Title: Re: I have been invited to a swingers club
Post by: benjipwns on December 04, 2013, 02:48:15 AM: I'd imagine the customers to be disproportionately ugly.
Title: Re: I have been invited to a swingers club
Post by: Shadow Mod on December 04, 2013, 04:14:55 AM: Go once. See what the membership is like. Something tells me a lot of those things are bored middle aged less attractive people though. Not my cup of tea.
Title: Re: I have been invited to a swingers club
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 04, 2013, 08:49:22 AM: If it's not a gay swingers club, then don't even bother.
Title: Re: I have been invited to a swingers club
Post by: Mupepe on December 04, 2013, 09:26:05 AM: Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on December 04, 2013, 04:14:55 AM
Go once. See what the membership is like. Something tells me a lot of those things are bored middle aged less attractive people though. Not my cup of tea.
After taking a look into the Houston scene this pretty much nails it. There's a few really hot people but not enough to put in time.
Title: Re: I have been invited to a swingers club
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 04, 2013, 10:27:41 AM: http://www.menagesclub.com/ (http://www.menagesclub.com/)

Humpday sounds fun :obama

but I know the area pretty well and I can't image good-looking, young people hang around there
Title: Re: I have been invited to a swingers club
Post by: demi on December 04, 2013, 10:33:26 AM: You'd be surprised - good-looking, young people are among the most depraved in our society.
Title: Re: I have been invited to a swingers club
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 04, 2013, 10:37:36 AM: Yeah there's not going to be a lot of overly attractive people, but hey maybe if you're really into feeling appreciated or something!
Title: Re: I have been invited to a swingers club
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 04, 2013, 10:57:50 AM: I wrote a research paper on swinging back in college for my Deviance class. I ended up interviewing a bunch of couples that are in the scene. Pretty nice people, but I just can't find it appealing.

The weird thing is, single guys aren't typically welcome.
Title: Re: I have been invited to a swingers club
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 04, 2013, 11:18:46 AM: From what this girl told me, single guys aren't typically found there because the door/membership fee is so much higher than a single female or a couple's fee. And for good fucking reason. Pathetic dudes wanting to get their dick wet without considering that people there for the most part are genuinely into the lifestyle and enjoy the company probably just as much as the fucking

but I'm sure the fucking is pretty nice too
Title: Re: I have been invited to a swingers club
Post by: benjipwns on December 04, 2013, 12:20:42 PM: According to the site Nightly Door Fee ranges from (Thursday to Saturday) $5 to $15 for single females and $30 to $80 for single males.

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Ménages is a private club for people interested in socializing with
others who participate in the "lifestyle". Our membership is selective.
We don't advertise for new members, nor are we open to the public.
Ménages serves a limited community of thought, belief, and experience.
Membership is required for entry to the club. If you are interested in
becoming a member, you will need to visit with us during club hours.

On your first visit we will confirm that you meet our initial basic criteria.
You must be at least 21 years of age, sober, dressed in accordance with our
policies, have a sincere interest in the "lifestyle", and complete our
membership application. Once you have satisfied these requirements an introductory membership will be issued. You will also need to pay the
use fee for that night. Be sure to have a valid drivers license.

Once your paperwork is completed our club hostess will go over an orientation
with you and answer any questions you may have, after which you are free to
explore the club and socialize. You may just sit back and watch, or meet,
mix and mingle! There is no pressure to do anything. We have a secure and
respectful environment, and our members will not violate your space or
pressure you. Introduce yourself, relax and have fun!
I like how they put it in quotes every single time.
Title: Re: I have been invited to a swingers club
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 04, 2013, 12:44:27 PM: Are black guys invited?

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Title: Re: I have been invited to a swingers club
Post by: nudemacusers on December 04, 2013, 04:28:34 PM: poor guy

his fault for not hitting the gym before hitting up a sex den :ufup
Title: Re: I have been invited to a swingers club
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 04, 2013, 05:28:02 PM: Quote from: demi on December 04, 2013, 10:33:26 AM
You'd be surprised - good-looking, young people are among the most depraved in our society.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/13/olympic-village-sex-fest-espn-magazine-condoms_n_1672257.html
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 04, 2013, 08:46:25 PM: I kind of want "the 'lifestyle'" to be a Bore meme (it's nice to want things)
Title: Re: I have been invited to a swingers club
Post by: nudemacusers on December 04, 2013, 08:49:42 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on December 04, 2013, 08:46:25 PM
I kind of want "the 'lifestyle'" to be a Bore meme (it's nice to want things)
we can fuck while my wife makes sandwiches
Title: Re: I have been invited to a swingers club
Post by: BlackMage on December 04, 2013, 11:50:43 PM: Quote from: demi on December 04, 2013, 10:33:26 AM
You'd be surprised - good-looking, young people are among the most depraved in our society.

ain't that the truth :-\
Title: Re: I have been invited to a swingers club
Post by: Yeti on December 05, 2013, 12:00:49 AM: Quote from: BlackMage on December 04, 2013, 11:50:43 PM
Quote from: demi on December 04, 2013, 10:33:26 AM
You'd be surprised - good-looking, young people are among the most depraved in our society.

ain't that the truth :-\

Quote
BlackMage
The Panty-Peeler
Senior Member

mmhmmm.
Title: Re: I have been invited to a swingers club
Post by: BlackMage on December 05, 2013, 12:08:21 AM: it's all a lie.. my whole life is a lie