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Title: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: benjipwns on December 18, 2013, 12:50:06 PM
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“It seems like, to me, a vagina – as a man – would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me,” Robertson stated. “I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.”

Robertson described in the interview how sin is becoming acceptable in America and that the country needs to turn back to its Christian values.

“Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men,” Robertson told GQ. “Don’t be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers—they won’t inherit the kingdom of God. Don’t deceive yourself. It’s not right.”

The patriarch of the Robertson family said just putting one’s faith in Jesus will help problems be solved.

““If you simply put your faith in Jesus coming down in flesh, through a human being, God becoming flesh living on the earth, dying on the cross for the sins of the world, being buried, and being raised from the dead—yours and mine and everybody else’s problems will be solved. And the next time we see you, we will say: ‘You are now a brother. Our brother.’ So then we look at you totally different then,” Robertson said.

Despite his beliefs, the 67-year-old says he doesn’t judge others.

“We never, ever judge someone on who’s going to heaven, hell. That’s the Almighty’s job,” Robertson told GQ. “We just love ‘em, give ‘em the good news about Jesus – whether they’re homosexuals, drunks, terrorists. We let God sort ‘em out later.”
:ohhh
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 18, 2013, 12:55:17 PM
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We never, ever judge someone on who’s going to heaven, hell. That’s the Almighty’s job,” Robertson told GQ. “We just love ‘em, give ‘em the good news about Jesus – whether they’re homosexuals, drunks, terrorists. We let God sort ‘em out later

"Sometimes you need to expedite God's ability to judge them by hanging them or dragging them from the back of your pickup truck. That's just helping out the Lord."

Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: octopushover on December 18, 2013, 12:55:41 PM
Obviously, he's never tried a woman's anus.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Robo on December 18, 2013, 12:56:59 PM
How is this up for debate in 2013?  Even just comparing the smell of the two, the man's anus wins.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: benjipwns on December 18, 2013, 12:57:33 PM
Obviously, he's never tried a woman's anus.
Then again:
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“I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying?
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: demi on December 18, 2013, 01:12:37 PM
Some of them Duck Dynasty fellers would get it, though.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Rufus on December 18, 2013, 01:15:16 PM
A fuckhole's a fuckhole.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2013, 01:49:34 PM
The show's publisits have been begging them to stfu about social issues for quite some time, and were largely successful. Gotta say I'm surprised by this.

Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 18, 2013, 02:38:56 PM
Everyone I've met that likes this show seems likes they'd be in agreement with this so I don't see the controversy.

Yeah, it's not New England libruls that made this show so popular.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 19, 2013, 09:04:00 AM
Annnnnnndddd....he's off the show.

lol, I also just found out there was more to the interview

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“I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person. Not once. Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I'm with the blacks, because we're white trash. We're going across the field.... They're singing and happy. I never heard one of them, one black person, say, ‘I tell you what: These doggone white people’—not a word!... Pre-entitlement, pre-welfare, you say: Were they happy? They were godly; they were happy; no one was singing the blues.”

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“If I'm lost at three o'clock in a major metropolitan area...I ask myself: Where would I rather be trying to walk with my wife and children? One of the guys who's running for president is out of Chicago, Illinois, and the other one is from Salt Lake City, Utah. [Editor's note: Romney is from Boston, not Salt Lake City.] Where would I rather be turned around at three o'clock in the morning? I opted for Salt Lake City. I think it would be safer.”

Apparently he grew up on the set of Song of the South.  :heh
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 19, 2013, 09:29:04 AM
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“For the sake of the Gospel, it was worth it,” Phil tells me. “All you have to do is look at any society where there is no Jesus. I’ll give you four: Nazis, no Jesus. Look at their record. Uh, Shintos? They started this thing in Pearl Harbor. Any Jesus among them? None. Communists? None. Islamists? Zero. That’s eighty years of ideologies that have popped up where no Jesus was allowed among those four groups. Just look at the records as far as murder goes among those four groups.”

"Shintos" :lol
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Stoney Mason on December 19, 2013, 11:45:39 AM
Never heard of anything called "Duck Dynasty".


Google it. Look at cover with show stars on it. Well they look like people who would say things like this.

Go back to my life.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: lordmaji on December 19, 2013, 11:47:22 AM
eh who cares what a redneck thinks really? I'm amazed people are "outraged"... Did you expect anything else? smh.  ::)
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 19, 2013, 11:48:17 AM
Can't believe he actually got kicked off the show :lol
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 19, 2013, 12:58:55 PM
Never heard of anything called "Duck Dynasty".


Google it. Look at cover with show stars on it. Well they look like people who would say things like this.

Go back to my life.

At all the local bookstores, the two biggest sections are where they keep the Bibles and where they keep the Duck Dynasty books/merch.

I know The Business can back me up on this.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Shaka Khan on December 19, 2013, 01:15:51 PM
Honestly, I'm just glad "A Man's Anus" is finally making headlines. About time.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Trent Dole on December 19, 2013, 01:40:57 PM
Old southerner holds views you would consider to be stereotypical of an old southerner, again.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 19, 2013, 01:42:29 PM
The gay jew illuminati that runs Hollywood strikes again
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: nudemacusers on December 19, 2013, 01:50:57 PM
How is this up for debate in 2013?  Even just comparing the smell of the two, the man's anus wins.
And that's not even getting into the taste issue. Girl ass  :yuck
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Brehvolution on December 19, 2013, 02:06:00 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FLJQE_nwmJQ/UrMsB1iQFeI/AAAAAAACr5E/0HKQ0CznO2Y/s1600/BettyTweet.jpg)
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Shaka Khan on December 19, 2013, 02:30:27 PM
"Locating your tweet"? What an odd thing to say.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 19, 2013, 02:45:15 PM
He had his rights. No one stopped him from saying something stupid.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 19, 2013, 03:05:43 PM
I haven't been to a bookstore in years. You have heard of Amazon.com, right?

It's really boring here. :(
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Brehvolution on December 19, 2013, 03:14:29 PM
This isn't a free speech issue. People defending him are bigots too. It's like Phil said, "Who else is a bigot?" and now people are raising their hands.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Brehvolution on December 19, 2013, 03:18:54 PM
"Locating your tweet"? What an odd thing to say.

Bashir said someone should shit in Palin's mouth he lost his job
Duckman(:teehee) said he's a bigot and he lost his job

The system works
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 19, 2013, 03:20:27 PM
People don't understand the first amendment. He has the right to say whatever he wants, but that doesn't restrict his employer from severing ties if he says something offensive or ignorant. If just about any person in this thread was at work popping off about black people being better off in segregated times or gay people needing to try some vagina, you'd have HR in your ass within seconds. Obviously this guy wasn't "at work" when he made the comment, but as a public figure for A&E, what he says publicly reflects on them.

Personally I wouldn't have fired him, but I understand why he was fired. What brand wants to be associated with ignorance? I'd argue the show wouldn't lose viewers if he stayed, nor would advertisers leave given the show's popularity. Therefore I'd ride out the storm and make him go everywhere with a damn publicist.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Steve Contra on December 19, 2013, 03:22:12 PM
What if we suggest straight people need to try some dude anus? :noah
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Brehvolution on December 19, 2013, 03:51:31 PM
Some of my more conservative friends are using him as their profile pic. Hailing him as some sort of icon.

All I say is if you're looking for heroes in a show about stupid rednecks called Duck Dynasty, then you've lost it.

A douche on fox news said he just was doing what MLK would do.  :dizzy

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/right-wing-radio-host-compares-duck-dynasty-star-to-mlk-cant-stop-comparing-stuff-to-mlk/
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Steve Youngblood on December 19, 2013, 03:53:16 PM
Some of my more conservative friends are using him as their profile pic. Hailing him as some sort of icon.

All I say is if you're looking for heroes in a show about stupid rednecks called Duck Dynasty, then you've lost it.

If I'm really going out of my way to play devil's advocate, I guess I can understand why one might want to take a stand against "liberal outrage" and stand up for the rights of people to put their foot in their mouth. But I think such a person might want to go about this in a more nuanced fashion than idolizing someone like the Duck Dynasty asshole as a brave champion of first amendment rights. Unless of course they too are assholes that agree with such patently bigoted views.

Oh....
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 19, 2013, 04:22:59 PM
Some of my more conservative friends are using him as their profile pic. Hailing him as some sort of icon.

All I say is if you're looking for heroes in a show about stupid rednecks called Duck Dynasty, then you've lost it.

This isn't even new, I read an article a couple of months ago on some right-wing blog about how Duck Dynasty was the "Anti-Honey Boo Boo" and how it was all about portraying conservative values (God, families, and job having) in a positive light and that it's success was infuriating to liberals and that by watching it you were striking a blow against the "Hollywood elite" and the "liberal media" and all that.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: benjipwns on December 19, 2013, 04:52:50 PM
LIBERAL WAR ON FREE SPEECH = jist of five minutes of Hannity I listened to

Though one of the guests Hannity had on was all like "weren't you just bitching endlessly about Martin Bashir and Alec Baldwin?" And Hannity's response was basically "this is different, this is a Great American espousing Great American views, now shut up I'm only talking to my other guest who is a Great American."

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“Phil Robertson and his family are great citizens of the State of Louisiana. The politically correct crowd is tolerant of all viewpoints, except those they disagree with. I don’t agree with quite a bit of stuff I read in magazine interviews or see on TV. In fact, come to think of it, I find a good bit of it offensive. But I also acknowledge that this is a free country and everyone is entitled to express their views. In fact, I remember when TV networks believed in the First Amendment. It is a messed up situation when Miley Cyrus gets a laugh, and Phil Robertson gets suspended," said Jindal in a prepared statement.
:lol

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The page exploded when it was launched Wednesday, breaking over 200,000 likes in less than six hours. The administrator was even banned from Facebook for 12 hours because the page was generating 4,500 likes in one hour.
“The administrator of this page was banned for next 12 hours because this page generated 4.5K likes in ‘1 hour.’ People you are getting the word out! Continue to spread that we will boycott A&E until Phil Robertson is put back Duck Dynasty,” the page states.
FACEBOOK WAR ON FREE SPEECH
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Huff on December 19, 2013, 04:53:24 PM
Seems dumb of A&E to kick him off considering you're going to be pissing off your main viewers. It's not like this show is suddenly going to become popular with the librul crowd.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Steve Contra on December 19, 2013, 04:55:37 PM
They will milk the controversy for awhile, the beard guy will apologize, Duck Dynasty will be more popular than ever.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Steve Contra on December 19, 2013, 05:03:23 PM
Honestly, if you have a choice between two warm tunnels, only one of them regularly serves as a conveyor belt for feces and the other doesn't, it's a no-brainer IMO.

It's like would you rather play on a playground, or on a set of train tracks?
Well that analogy certainly doesn't make any sense :what
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 19, 2013, 05:03:28 PM
They will milk the controversy for awhile, the beard guy will apologize, Duck Dynasty will be more popular than ever.

This.  Also Duck Dynasty merchandise (and they whored themselves out everywhere) will see a surge in sales as a show of support.  In the end, everyone involved comes out ahead.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: benjipwns on December 19, 2013, 05:08:17 PM
It's like would you rather play on a playground, or on a set of train tracks?
Live Más!
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2013, 05:10:33 PM
there's fucking merchandise for this show goddamn everywhere. I go to the grocery store and can't escape the duck dynasty.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 19, 2013, 05:18:00 PM
there's fucking merchandise for this show goddamn everywhere. I go to the grocery store and can't escape the duck dynasty.

THIS. It's friggen' everywhere around here. Wal-Mart, gas stations, book stores, everywhere.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2013, 05:26:00 PM
They got this shit at Kroger. Everywhere I go I'm cock slapped by three ugly men with long beards and Charles Manson eyes. Go to an Academy, Rumbler. I DARE YOU. SEE WHAT YOU FIND.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Steve Youngblood on December 19, 2013, 05:27:57 PM
They got this shit at Kroger. Everywhere I go I'm cock slapped by three ugly men with long beards and Charles Manson eyes. Go to an Academy, Rumbler. I DARE YOU. SEE WHAT YOU FIND.

I had somehow never even heard of this show until the Season One DVDs released with this never-ending assortment of merchandise.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2013, 05:28:56 PM
Seriously, me either. It's like it just happened overnight.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: benjipwns on December 19, 2013, 05:39:38 PM
It basically did. The season premieres went from 1.81 million (March 2012) to 3.70 million (October 2012) to 8.65 million (February 2013) to 11.77 million (August 2013).
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2013, 05:44:30 PM
It basically did. The season premieres went from 1.81 million (March 2012) to 3.70 million (October 2012) to 8.65 million (February 2013) to 11.77 million (August 2013).

What the shit.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 19, 2013, 05:47:09 PM
Now the next season is gonna be like 22 Million after this publicity stunt. Thanks, Obama!
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: benjipwns on December 19, 2013, 05:53:38 PM
They're smart businessman, they were all multi-millionaires before the show from their duck calls and whatever else it is they do.

And they seem to have some knowledge about how to cultivate and manage an image:
(http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Willie_Robertson_wife_Duck_Dynasty.jpg)
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2013, 05:55:36 PM
ahahahahaha
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: thisismyusername on December 19, 2013, 06:29:26 PM
@ that image:

Him: Downgrade (of course he wasn't much good looking in the first place)
Her: Upgrade. Longer hair and less frizz does wonders.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: tiesto on December 19, 2013, 06:33:21 PM
"Right to free speech" regarding employment on a TV show owned by a private corporation? What an odd thing to say.

Posted some stuff on FB to rile people up about this and it was funny how people jumped all over this. People who claim to be libertarians talking about how he should be allowed to whatever he says but it was not fair that AMC fired him. Yet, aren't these same people the ones who generally SUPPORT private corporations having the right to fire who they want to for whatever reason? I dunno, but all I know is that you should be allowed to say whatever you want, just don't be a baby about it when you have to face the consequences. Especially when you are a public figure, you should really have a bit of tact.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: benjipwns on December 19, 2013, 07:02:08 PM
There's a group of people who think "freedom of speech" means there should be no possible consequences ever because then that "chills" free speech if the "mobs" can "silence" you through not wanting to hear what you say. What's weird is they only seem to think this way with people they agree or culturally identify with and have no problem boycotting or calling for the firing of those they don't. You'd think they might realize the contradictions.

Odd, that.

Especially since they didn't even fire him, they "suspended him from filming" which could mean nothing if they aren't even filming.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Brehvolution on December 19, 2013, 07:07:48 PM
Saying Obama lied is a violation of his 1st amendment rights.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: benjipwns on December 19, 2013, 07:16:06 PM
"Deadline.com always has sane comments on any subject..."

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Aren’t we as Americans FREE and have FREEDOM of SPEECH? The LGBT community has been pushing their lifestyle and sexuality on others for years now. Straight men and women are allowed to agree, disagree and say why or what we believe in regards to this. LGBT has made gay rights and gay marriage and gay in general the forefront of almost every topic for years now. If they want to be bigots and do not want to hear what the other side has to say or want to hear their beliefs then they need to stop talking about and trying to make everything about being gay, lesbian, bisexual, or transgender!! I mean are you looking for acceptance and someone to tell you it is ok because you think on some level yourself it is wrong?? If you can’t take the heat get out of the kitchen!!!!

Comment by Becky — Thursday December 19, 2013 @ 12:55pm PST
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The biased media keeps saying what he said was anti-gay, but it was nothing of the sort. It was pro-straight. That’s how far down the drain we’ve gone. It’s ok to have gay pride, but if you are “proud” or encourage being straight, the lib/left bullies attack.

People need to take a stand because tolerance works both ways.

Comment by Ron S — Thursday December 19, 2013 @ 12:28pm PST
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If GQ or A&E did want honest answers on a subject the subject should not be brought up. Phil should have been advised before the interview of the possible backlash from A&E from giving honest answers. We try to teach or children to be honest and it’s okay to have a difference of opinion which is so great about this country, but for some reason this country does not believe in freedom of speech anymore.

Comment by Anonymous — Thursday December 19, 2013 @ 11:46am PST
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I won’t being tuning in either! Miley can act like a tramp the KK’s can bare all the LL’s can do drugs and get drunk the foul mouthed actors all over Hollywood and the writer that wrote “the article” was down right nasty mouthed and one sided on his opinions of southern people Mr. Robertson has every right to feel the way he does the same as you or I. The freedom of speech gives him that right so if all you folks that don’t like our laws move to a country that has no freedoms the gripe about Mr. Robertson.

Comment by karen — Thursday December 19, 2013 @ 11:48am PST
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Any one, other than a “white” person, can say what they want against anyone they want and not one says anything about “that” because they don’t want to be accused of being called a racist. Phil has his opinion and he is entitled to it – just like everyone else is. It’s okay for Muslims to say “death to the infidels” – and no one opens their mouth. Hopefully A&E looses MILLIONS of dollars by taking Phil off the air. They obviously don’t have a clue how thrilled parents are that their kids love Duck Dynasty because they are a good, decent family and how much money parents are spending buying Duck Dynasty gear instead of videos from Rappers. I have a right to my opinion also and I along with millions agree with the Robertson family.

Comment by Lorraine — Thursday December 19, 2013 @ 11:39am PST
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Even though I am not a fan of the show I feel that A&E crossed a legal line by their actions. He made comments in an interview that he holds dear to his heart these views were not stated on the A&E show and therefore has nothing to do with A&E. It is time for America to stand up to all the destruction of our rights and stop letting the gays and non God believers decide what is right and wrong.

Comment by Rodney Pack — Thursday December 19, 2013 @ 11:41am PST
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The Phil Robinson suspension tells us that A&E want to take away our right to our freedom of religion and speech. Why ask someone a question like that if it wasn’t with the intent to act exactly as you have. Ask someone a question and if you don’t like the answer demonize them. Never watched A&E till Duck Dynasty so it won’t be a burden to cross you off my viewing list.

Comment by linda — Thursday December 19, 2013 @ 12:44pm PST
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You are incorrect. It certainly raises a Constitutional question. There is this little pesky clause found within the 4 corners of the Constitution called the "Commerce Clause". This clause – the most far-reaching and powerful of any clause therein – prevents a private business engaged in inter-state commerce (such as A&E) from discriminating against individuals based on several criteria (e.g. race, sex, … and religion). Here, A&E may be exposing itself to a mega lawsuit and not just from Robertson.

Comment by Contitution101 — Thursday December 19, 2013 @ 12:26pm PST
MEGA LAWSUIT!
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: benjipwns on December 19, 2013, 07:34:31 PM
http://www.redstate.com/2013/12/18/ultimately-there-will-be-no-option-for-silence-or-the-sidelines-you-will-be-made-to-care/
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Ultimately There Will Be No Option for Silence or the Sidelines. You Will Be Made To Care.
By: Erick Erickson (Diary)  |  December 18th, 2013 at 08:46 PM  |  139


I have told you people again and again. You will be made to care.

Evil preaches tolerance until it is dominant and then it seeks to silence good. Phil Robertson, patriarch of the Duck Dynasty clan, honestly answered questions during an GQ interview. He spoke openly of his Christian faith. Because he offended a secular left at war with orthodox Christianity, he must be punished.

A&E and Phil Robertson both chose to put their respective faiths ahead of profits.

What we should not shy away from is that Phil Robertson articulated very Biblical doctrine. He referenced scripture. Homosexual acts are, in fact, sinful according to the Bible. And as society begins to openly tolerate as normal things that really are not normal behaviors, society tends to start loosening up across the board as it descends down a slippery slope.

But Robertson also admonished Christians to love. He said Christians are not to judge, but to love. As Rick Warren has said,

Our culture has accepted two huge lies. The first is that if you disagree with someone’s lifestyle, you must fear or hate them. The second is that to love someone means you agree with everything they believe or do. Both are nonsense. You don’t have to compromise convictions to be compassionate.

The secular left believes otherwise. GLAAD spokesman Wilson Cruz, in a laughably ridiculous statement, responded to Robertson by saying, “Phil and his family claim to be Christian, but Phil’s lies about an entire community fly in the face of what true Christians believe.”

Actually, Robertson said precisely what true Christians believe and anyone, including A & E, letting GLAAD be an arbiter of true Christian thought is pretty quickly destined for hell fire.

A & E has now joined much of mass market culture in the Western World in picking sides in a fight — tolerance for gay rights, but not for Christians expressing honest answers to questions asked of their faith. The only surprise is that the Christians of Duck Dynasty could last there as long as they did. A&E has as much right to do this as you have to turn the channel. But they have clearly aligned themselves against us in the culture wars.

The world is at war with Christ and those who put their faith in Christ. The silver lining of this act is that many Christians who decided they could sit on the sidelines and not have to care will have a wake up call — particularly millennial Christians.

The Church, however, must show it will stand with those who stand with Christ and not shy away from this fight lest too many weak and new Christians go wobbly and silent.

You will be made to care. You will not be given the option of silence or the sidelines.
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rtwgnt • 20 hours ago −
I immediately sent A&E an e-mail and expressed my feelings about their genuflecting to the militant HOMOSEXUAL (not "gay" Erick) movement. My family will no longer watch that channel, whether they show DD or not, unless Phil is reinstated.

If the Robertson sons have an ounce of respect for their dad, they will immediately pull the show, beginning January 15, regardless of the legal ramifications...right is right...period.

Again, conservatives please stop using the word "gay" when discussing homosexuality, you are only playing their PC game and legitimizing their theft/redefinition of a word to make their sinful lifestyle more palatable. I'm talking to you Erick!
:lol
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 19, 2013, 07:35:00 PM
I'm glad Constiution101 was on hand to school us about the Commerce Clause and how it allows you to bring about MEGA LAWSUITS against companies for wrongful termination.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Steve Contra on December 19, 2013, 07:45:19 PM
The two events that have spawned the most activity from facebook folks I know about the CULTURE WARS

- Chik Fila
- Duck Dynasty

Staying losing America :usacry
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 19, 2013, 08:13:02 PM
The two events that have spawned the most activity from facebook folks I know about the CULTURE WARS

- Chik Fila
- Duck Dynasty

Staying losing America :usacry

Don't mess with our Teevee and our fast food!  :derp
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Tasty on December 19, 2013, 08:24:24 PM
I had never seen a preview or anything and always just assumed that this was an ongoing documentary about the Oregon football program. Boy was I surprised.

I thought it was a miniseries/remake of The Mighty Ducks.

That would have been way better than this shit.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 19, 2013, 08:50:39 PM
They will milk the controversy for awhile, the beard guy will apologize, Duck Dynasty will be more popular than ever.

Pretty much. Well, unless they aren't locked up in a long term contract, meaning these dudes could simply jump to another network and A&E would be screwed lol.

I can't get upset over this nonsense. I bet no one who watches that show was offended, given the demographics.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Yeti on December 19, 2013, 10:40:01 PM
The two events that have spawned the most activity from facebook folks I know about the CULTURE WARS

- Chik Fila
- Duck Dynasty

Staying losing America :usacry

What about Paula Deen?
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 19, 2013, 11:06:36 PM
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Ultimately There Will Be No Option for Silence or the Sidelines. You Will Be Made To Care.
By: Erick Erickson (Diary)  |  December 18th, 2013 at 08:46 PM  |  139


I have told you people again and again. You will be made to care.

BUT I DON'T WANNA

"But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He cared about Duck Dynasty."
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 19, 2013, 11:12:54 PM
The two events that have spawned the most activity from facebook folks I know about the CULTURE WARS

- Chik Fila
- Duck Dynasty

Staying losing America :usacry

This is why I don't friend non The Bore white people, black people over the age of 30, or Nintendo fans
:umad
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: benjipwns on December 19, 2013, 11:26:25 PM
George Zimmerman case became a crazy CULTURE WAR thing too. You had people who were basically constructing him into this heroic David that had toppled the drug raged out Trayvon Goliath thug. And then you had that dope who said being in the same room as Trayvon's hoodie was a spiritual awakening or some bullshit. And the calls for boycotts of Florida.  :lol

Saying they both fucked up and could have adverted the situation was treated like you wanted the other one (whoever said person "supported") to die.

The best part is how much gets dropped as people rage about what they "know" like how many of the details in the Zimmerman case disappeared from most peoples versions of events that was 90% of them projecting what they wanted the details to be, the Deen thing just became about her racial slurs rather than you know the complete shit way she was treating all sorts of employees mentioned in the case, as posted up above this Duck Dynasty guy said things a little more strange than just thinking gay, sorry homosexuals, are sinners like the stuff about Shinto. (And they didn't even fire him or cancel the show or anything, just "suspended him from filming" which is probably going to be borderline meaningless.) Not that he was saying much of anything unexpected from any profile on the dude. (With some of it being a hell of a lot more reasonable way to interpret than common views of some "respectable" people.)

And the people who seemed to know every "detail" of things like the Casey Anthony case. The one woman I knew who was transfixed by this and constantly talking about it, I don't think I'd want to trust her opinion over what to drink from a selection of water and some randomly selected household chemicals. But she had this murder all figured out day by day, hour by hour and WHY Anthony did it, so on and so forth.

I blame Nancy Grace.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 19, 2013, 11:37:04 PM
I blame Nancy Grace.

A logical thing to do.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 19, 2013, 11:40:11 PM
It's a biased world. The media allows trash like nudity, foul language, and people making asses out of themselves, yet the moment a person reveals his religious beliefs it's a bad thing.

The show is Christian based with prayer and good values mixed with southern redneck style. Whether you agree or disagree with his beliefs he shouldn't have been suspended. If you don't like it, turn the channel.

This country is founded on the principles of freedom of speech. I'm sure the liberals and atheists will make fun of my post but I firmly believe a person is entitled to their beliefs.

A&E just signed their suicide letter.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: thisismyusername on December 19, 2013, 11:57:17 PM
I just read the article and outside of the quotes ya'll posted from it about his opinions, I don't see anything too inflammitory.

Misguided and insane Christian bible-thumper, yes. "Born-again," yes. Stupid to me and you, yes.

But mostly... harmless. At least that seems to be the case to me.

I still don't get how that show is popular, meanwhile.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2013, 12:08:19 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bb0jr40IgAABxbF.jpg)
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: benjipwns on December 20, 2013, 12:13:08 AM
It's MEGA-meta-outrage, people are more outraged at the people outraged at the people outraged for the people "outraged" by his not really that outrageous comments. (Again, conceding his known views.)

GLAAD bitched so A&E "suspended" him while saying how tolerant they are, and rather than seeing it as the standard corporation trying to make everybody semi-happy until they move on and forget, a certain class sees it as just another WAR AGAINST CHRISTIAN FREE SPEECH FROM THE HOMOSEXUALIST AGENDA, which sends people outraged at them into a tizzy, so the former people can get more outraged at them as they all say stupid things. And most importantly fill all this damned air time and meet these deadlines.

Meanwhile, us sane people are working on our MEGA LAWSUIT thanks to the Commerce Clause. One that will finally expose the Hearst Corporation (PART OWNER OF A&E) plot that stems back to the Spanish-American War and really took off with the founding of Good Housekeeping that this phony scandal is all just another cover for. Nobody notices Teddy Roosevelt's men were called the Rough Riders? Wake up people!
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: nudemacusers on December 20, 2013, 12:14:15 AM
It's MEGA-meta-outrage, people are more outraged at the people outraged at the people outraged for the people "outraged" by his not really that outrageous comments. (Again, conceding his known views.)

GLAAD bitched so A&E "suspended" him while saying how tolerant they are, and rather than seeing it as the standard corporation trying to make everybody semi-happy until they move on and forget, a certain class sees it as just another WAR AGAINST CHRISTIAN FREE SPEECH FROM THE HOMOSEXUALIST AGENDA, which sends people outraged at them into a tizzy, so the former people can get more outraged at them as they all say stupid things. And most importantly fill all this damned air time and meet these deadlines.

Meanwhile, us sane people are working on our MEGA LAWSUIT thanks to the Commerce Clause. One that will finally expose the Hearst Corporation (PART OWNER OF A&E) plot that stems back to the Spanish-American War and really took off with the founding of Good Housekeeping that this phony scandal is all just another cover for.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 u outraged bro :heh
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: benjipwns on December 20, 2013, 12:21:29 AM
Always good to take trips to Cabot Cove.

And Father Dowling Mysteries! Wholesome Christian entertainment!
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 u outraged bro :heh
I AM NOW I DON'T HAVE THE PATIENCE TO WAIT FOR THIS

YOU JUST GOT YOUR NAME ADDED TO THE MEGA LAWSUIT BUDDY
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: thisismyusername on December 20, 2013, 12:27:59 AM
This thread was more making fun of the actual comments and people who see this as a SLIGHT AGAINST FREEDOM. I don't see much outrage.

I know. I'm talking about the "controversy" in general.

I know many people that hold a similar view on homosexuality like him: "I don't understand why they're attracted to the same sex, and I think it's morally wrong because of <xyz/bible, opinion, whatever here>, but <xyz, generally religion/Jesus> says to love one another and don't judge because it isn't my job. So..."

Frankly, besides his idiotic comments like the Shinto bit... which again: mostly harmless despite being misguided... what I find more worrying is the fact that they/he thinks their TV show is "going to set America back on the path of righteousness."

Hello religious nutter, right there.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: nudemacusers on December 20, 2013, 12:53:30 AM
True story: An Imam and teacher of ours once gave us a lecture on how boy ass is tempting but we need to resist for Allah's true love or some shit like that. All it did was make us think the teacher was gay and our more flamboyant colleagues frequented the teachers lounge more often.
hah, a youth group pastor once passionately went on a spiel about the importance of being in and pursuing a relationship to solidify our commitment to god and family, and also to avoid the temptation of homosexuality.


ps. he did not have a girlfriend at the time of the speech. :heh
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: benjipwns on December 20, 2013, 01:16:11 AM
ps. he did not have a girlfriend at the time of the speech. :heh
Maybe he should have gone on a spiel about the importance of not stalking and spying on your pastor.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: nudemacusers on December 20, 2013, 01:18:57 AM
ps. he did not have a girlfriend at the time of the speech. :heh
Maybe he should have gone on a spiel about the importance of not stalking and spying on your pastor.
you obviously never saw his ass in tight jeans :drool
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2013, 01:25:04 AM
I played JV and some highschool basketball at a private Baptist church. I've probably told this story before, but once we were on the bus getting ready to head to a road game; iirc we were in 8th grade. One of the three black guys on the team whipped a Source magazine out of his backpack, with Lil Kim on the cover. Everyone huddled around him marveling at her tits, when I noticed the science teacher (he was also a referee during games) was slowly walking towards the back of the bus where we were. One by one we slid back to our seats, while the guy with the magazine kept flipping through oblivious to the outside world.

Science teacher walked right up on him and said "Mr. Burns, what are you looking at?" He was like "uh...just a magazine..." 100 demerits on the spot :rofl

Later I found out the science teacher had an affair with one of the students, allegedly after she turned 18. She was the nerdiest chick in the school. I remember seeing him at the school a couple years later, not teaching but doing some ministry stuff. The girl was kicked out of her church and her family basically severed ties with her. I see her every now and then, she dropped the nerd shit and is pretty attractive now.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Brehvolution on December 20, 2013, 02:23:36 PM
Now he's Rosa Parks.  :neogaf :comeon

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bb8nqlYIYAAxMb8.png)
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 20, 2013, 02:43:06 PM
Yay, now we got a video (circa 2010)!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiDjXf4AUIE

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"First they say, 'There is no God. Get him out of your mind,'" Robertson says in the speech. "Then they bow down to birds, animals and reptiles, and each other. And the first thing you see coming out of them is gross sexual immorality. They will dishonor their bodies with one another, degrade each other. Uh, is that going on in the United States of America? Look around. God's not there ... And boy is there some immorality going on around here. Does it get worse?"

"Women with women, men with men, they committed indecent acts with one another, and they received in themselves the due penalty for their perversions," he continued. "They're full of murder, envy, strife, hatred. They are insolent, arrogant, God-haters. They are heartless, they are faithless, they are senseless, they are ruthless. They invent ways of doing evil. That's what you have 235 years, roughly, after your forefathers founded the country. So what are you gonna do Pennsylvania? Just run with them? You're going to die. Don't forget that."

Damn gays, why did they have to go and invent gayness back in the 1980's anyway?
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: helios on December 20, 2013, 03:13:21 PM
I hate it when gays invent ways of doing evil.

Anal? Evil.

Rimming? Evil.

Lemon party? Evil.

Sucking on balls? Evil.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: benjipwns on December 20, 2013, 03:29:40 PM
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The suspension of Phil Robertson from A&E’s Duck Dynasty is outrageous in a nation that values freedom, according to social critic and openly gay, dissident feminist Camille Paglia.

“I speak with authority here, because I was openly gay before the ‘Stonewall rebellion,’ when it cost you something to be so. And I personally feel as a libertarian that people have the right to free thought and free speech,” Paglia, a professor at the University of the Arts in Philadelphia, said on Laura Ingraham’s radio show Thursday.

“In a democratic country, people have the right to be homophobic as well as they have the right to support homosexuality — as I one hundred percent do. If people are basing their views against gays on the Bible, again they have a right of religious freedom there,” she added.

...

“To express yourself in a magazine in an interview — this is the level of punitive PC, utterly fascist, utterly Stalinist, OK, that my liberal colleagues in the Democratic Party and on college campuses have supported and promoted over the last several decades,” Paglia said. “This is the whole legacy of free speech 1960’s that have been lost by my own party.”

Paglia went on to point out that while she is an atheist she respects religion and has been frustrated by the intolerance of gay activists.

“I think that this intolerance by gay activists toward the full spectrum of human beliefs is a sign of immaturity, juvenility,” Paglia said. “This is not the mark of a true intellectual life. This is why there is no cultural life now in the U.S. Why nothing is of interest coming from the major media in terms of cultural criticism. Why the graduates of the Ivy League with their A, A, A+ grades are complete cultural illiterates, etc. is because they are not being educated in any way to give respect to opposing view points.”

“There is a dialogue going on human civilization, for heaven sakes. It’s not just this monologue coming from fanatics who have displaced the religious beliefs of their parents into a political movement,” she added. “And that is what happened to feminism, and that is what happened to gay activism, a fanaticism.”

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CATHERINE  SteveThomas39 • 4 hours ago −
DON'T BE FOOLED, SHE IS JUST COMING OUT BECAUSE THE BRUSH BACK IS SO HUGE

SHE HAS BEEN POURING GAS ON THESE FIRES FOR YEARS.......THEIR HATRED FOR THE REST IS OFF THE CHART..........

THEY ARE FEMI NAZIS, GREAT WORD

...LOOK AT THE RACISTS AND BLACK PANTHERS THAT ARE IN OUR FACE NOW...............

WHO KNEW THEY WERE SO FULL OF HATE, WE AREN'T, BUT THEY GOT POWER AND ARE OUT OF CONTROL TO DESTROY US

88% WHITE NATION ELECTED A BLACK GUY TWICE AND 12% ARE STILL SCREAMING WE ARE ALL RACISTS,

GAYS ARE LESS THAN ONE HALF OF ONE PERCENT, ESPECIALLY THE MARRIAGE ONES.................

THEY 'INTOLERANTLY' DUG OUT MARRIAGE IN THE BIBLE AND STOLE IT.............KICKED US IN THE FACE CALLING 'US' INTOLERANT FOR NOT GIVING IT TO THEM,

OFFLMFAO, AND EVEN THOUGH GAY MARRIAGE HAS NEVER WON EVER IN AN ELECTION...........THEIR JUDGES ARE BUTT DOING US .............

I SERVED WITH GAY HEROES, THESE NASTY THUG GAYS COULDN'T LICK THEIR BOOTS, BUT THEY SHOULD HAVE PICKED ANOTHER WORD..........

THAT WOULD SHOW TOLERANCE FOR A HUGE 70% OF THE NATION WHO ARE CHRISTIANS THOUGH, WOULDN'T IT??

NOPE, SCREW THE MAJORITY, SCREW YOUR BIBLE, WE WANT 'THAT ' WORD.....
SEE THE WORM HAS TURNED AND THE LIBTURDS DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT YET

JUST LIKE WHAT MANDELA FOUGHT FOR

MAJORITY RULE IS COMING BACK

THE LIBTURDS IN POWER HAVE DESTROYED US, LOOK AROUND, ON EVERY FRONT

DON'T FORGET- BARRY AND PELOSI AND REID TOOK TOTAL CONTROL OF CONGRESS ON JAN 2007.............ALMOST 7 YEARS OF COMMUNIST GUYS IN POWER.................LOOK AROUND............TOTAL DESTRUCTION
JUDGES ARE BUTT DOING US  :drool
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 20, 2013, 03:45:48 PM
Nasty thug gays ramming their agenda down our throats :drool
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Brehvolution on December 20, 2013, 04:29:03 PM
That dude is right. Look at the absolute destruction of the conservative psyche.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 20, 2013, 04:40:09 PM
The craziest thing is that America really isn't liberal at all. I imagine Europe scares the living shit out of these guys.

Of course it does, Europe is a hotbed of socialism.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Brehvolution on December 20, 2013, 04:46:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Zepse1oWg
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Steve Contra on December 20, 2013, 04:48:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Zepse1oWg
:bow rocket surgery :bow2
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Shadow Mod on December 20, 2013, 05:35:19 PM
That dude is right. Look at the absolute destruction of the conservative anus.

Fixed that for you.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: nudemacusers on December 20, 2013, 05:40:07 PM
The craziest thing is that America really isn't liberal at all. I imagine Europe scares the living shit out of these guys.

Of course it does, Europe is a hotbed of socialism.
ukrainian man anus :lawd
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: benjipwns on December 20, 2013, 06:37:57 PM
WALMART SELLS OUT
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of merchandise licensed by A&E which owns the "Duck Dynasty" brand
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 :lol at "four faces" body pillow
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on December 20, 2013, 08:19:31 PM
:lol it worked! Expect a PR statement issued by A&E next week reassigning him to the show. :lol
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Brehvolution on December 20, 2013, 10:08:34 PM
All men need a cave  :shaq  :phil
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: ZephyrFate on December 21, 2013, 12:52:44 AM
As someone who has been inside a man's anus, I don't particularly see why i need anything else, but thank you Phil Robertson

let us all remember that before the Duck Dynasty show he was a well-groomed, clean-cut yuppie Southern frat boy. He's the fakest of fake fakes.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 21, 2013, 12:54:28 AM
Actually they've been doing duck videos since the 80s. They apparently cut their beards off during the summer, like many people do. The show has spawned a certain identity, including beards 24/7 but those types of exaggerations are expected of a reality show. From what I've read, I get the impression they've been doing this stuff for a very long time.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: ZephyrFate on December 21, 2013, 01:05:51 AM
well, regardless, gay men are doing beards better anyway and they've become much more popular in our community than these ugly grody grossness the Duck Dynasty fucks perpetuate.

I guess all this shows is that millions of Americans prefer to look like the epitome of white trash rather than ANYTHING better.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: benjipwns on December 21, 2013, 01:16:29 AM
well, regardless, gay men are doing beards better anyway and they've become much more popular in our community than these ugly grody grossness the Duck Dynasty fucks perpetuate.
Are you talking about facial hair or women?
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 21, 2013, 01:17:38 AM
:dead
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Mandark on December 21, 2013, 01:24:21 AM
Now he's Rosa Parks.  :neogaf :comeon

He also courageously refuses to ride in the back.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: ZephyrFate on December 21, 2013, 01:47:52 AM
well, regardless, gay men are doing beards better anyway and they've become much more popular in our community than these ugly grody grossness the Duck Dynasty fucks perpetuate.
Are you talking about facial hair or women?
Facial hair; I never talk about women.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Shaka Khan on December 21, 2013, 09:44:28 AM
 :badass
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: ZephyrFate on December 21, 2013, 10:30:19 PM
k  :derp :uguu
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 22, 2013, 12:12:28 AM
what's this bullshit about giner bein' better'n a man's sweet butter cornpoon?
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 22, 2013, 12:55:28 AM
Ducks apparently have some John Carpenter's The Thing style genitalia:

http://io9.com/5433056/female-ducks-have-evolved-a-vagina-dentata
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 22, 2013, 12:58:52 AM
WELL I

THERE YOU GO

Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 22, 2013, 01:01:19 AM
I'm just amazed no one else posted this, it's the first thing that pops up when I google "Duck Vagina"








for the 15th time today :teehee
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Yeti on December 22, 2013, 01:04:23 AM
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/12/21/cracker-barrel-pulls-duck-dynasty-merchandise/ (http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/12/21/cracker-barrel-pulls-duck-dynasty-merchandise/)

Even Cracker Barrel is turning against the Duck Dynasty  :'(
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: benjipwns on December 22, 2013, 01:06:41 AM
uh oh the people I know who watch Fox News and/or Duck Dynasty LOVE the Cracker Barrel
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 22, 2013, 01:10:09 AM
uh oh the people I know who watch Fox News and/or Duck Dynasty LOVE the Cracker Barrel

Some tough choices are gonna have to be made.  :-\
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 22, 2013, 01:16:08 AM
Should've known that Cracker Barrel was run by a bunch of RINOs! :maf
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: benjipwns on December 22, 2013, 01:38:39 AM
I knew something was up when I was there on catfish night and it was full of black people.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 22, 2013, 09:51:00 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/NxArB5j.jpg)
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Dickie Dee on December 22, 2013, 11:03:30 AM
:dead
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Yeti on December 23, 2013, 01:26:51 AM
Looks like Cracker Barrel caved to homophobia and is back to stocking Duck Dynasty products, praise Jesus!  :american

http://www.forbes.com/sites/clareoconnor/2013/12/22/cracker-barrel-oops-were-putting-duck-dynasty-products-back-on-our-shelves/ (http://www.forbes.com/sites/clareoconnor/2013/12/22/cracker-barrel-oops-were-putting-duck-dynasty-products-back-on-our-shelves/)
Quote
“Dear Cracker Barrel Customer:

When we made the decision to remove and evaluate certain Duck Dynasty items, we offended many of our loyal customers. Our intent was to avoid offending, but that’s just what we’ve done.

You told us we made a mistake. And, you weren’t shy about it. You wrote, you called and you took to social media to express your thoughts and feelings.  You flat out told us we were wrong.

We listened.

Today, we are putting all our Duck Dynasty products back in our stores.

And, we apologize for offending you.

We respect all individuals [sic] right to express their beliefs.  We certainly did not mean to have anyone think different [sic].

We sincerely hope you will continue to be part of our Cracker Barrel family.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 23, 2013, 09:14:39 AM
:american
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 23, 2013, 09:17:31 AM
A man's anus is more desirable than Cracker Barrel.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: ZephyrFate on December 23, 2013, 09:27:19 AM
I've been to one and, yes, easily. That place was full of the ugliest, fattest, most rednecky Southern people imaginable last time I was there.

Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 23, 2013, 09:32:57 AM
Cracker Barrel :hitler
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: nudemacusers on December 23, 2013, 10:17:17 AM
A man's anus is more desirable than Cracker Barrel.
Try a man's anus in the parking lot of cracker barrel at 2am
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Mupepe on December 23, 2013, 10:42:50 AM
Cracker Barrel :hitler
It's a barrel of crackers!
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 23, 2013, 11:15:41 AM
A man's anus is more desirable than Cracker Barrel.

:lol newsfeed plz
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 23, 2013, 11:57:04 AM
I've been to one and, yes, easily. That place was full of the ugliest, fattest, most rednecky Southern people imaginable last time I was there.
I went with my family back in the day, and it took 30 minutes for a waiter to come to our table. The place wasn't full. It was obvious what was going on, even to me as a kid at the time.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 23, 2013, 11:59:51 AM
I've been to one and, yes, easily. That place was full of the ugliest, fattest, most rednecky Southern people imaginable last time I was there.
I went with my family back in the day, and it took 30 minutes for a waiter to come to our table. The place wasn't full. It was obvious what was going on, even to me as a kid at the time.

Yep:

Quote from: http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/money/companies/2004-05-07-cracker-barrel_x.htm
The government said its [2004] investigations showed that Cracker Barrel segregated customers by race; allowed white servers to refuse to wait on African-American customers; and seated or served white customers before seating or serving similarly situated African-American customers. Justice further alleged that, in many cases, managers directed, participated or acquiesced in those practices.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Diunx on December 23, 2013, 12:21:43 PM
True story: An Imam and teacher of ours once gave us a lecture on how boy ass is tempting but we need to resist for Allah's true love or some shit like that. All it did was make us think the teacher was gay and our more flamboyant colleagues frequented the teachers lounge more often.

So Allah will let you fuck him in the ass once you are dead? :obama
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 23, 2013, 12:30:45 PM
Quote from: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/duck-dynasty-star-rants-against-homosexual-behavior-islamists-and-shintos-in-magazine-interview
Lt. Gov. Jay Dardenne, who runs the state's Department of Culture, Recreation and Tourism, released a statement Saturday vowing to help Robertson and his family find new producers for the show in the wake of his suspension from the A&E network.

"Regardless of one's views on Phil Robertson's statements, Duck Dynasty has been an important representation of the state of Louisiana, inspiring prospective visitors and investors since its debut. Their show draws tens of millions of viewers each year, reaching an audience eager to visit Sportsman's Paradise," Dardenne said. "If the Robertson family cannot come to an agreement with A&E and wants to continue the show, Louisiana already has the infrastructure in place to maintain their record-breaking program.”

:neogaf
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: huckleberry on December 24, 2013, 06:32:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyxC8DkYQgE


 :lol
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 27, 2013, 05:49:50 PM
NO ONE COULD HAVE PREDICTED

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/a-e-ends-duck-dynasty-star-phil-robertson-s-suspension
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 27, 2013, 05:57:18 PM
NO ONE COULD HAVE PREDICTED

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/a-e-ends-duck-dynasty-star-phil-robertson-s-suspension

Wow, just in time for the season premier, how surprising! Can't blame A&E for wanting to cash in on dat wingnut outrage, tho. Ratings are gonna be insane. :lawd
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 27, 2013, 06:01:54 PM
:yeshrug

Now for outraged liberal groups to protest A&E :pacspit
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 27, 2013, 06:05:36 PM
Naw, liberals don't give a shit
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on December 27, 2013, 06:06:40 PM
NO ONE COULD HAVE PREDICTED

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/a-e-ends-duck-dynasty-star-phil-robertson-s-suspension

Two days after christmas, one day after boxing day. A&E won, rednecks lost.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: benjipwns on December 28, 2013, 03:13:04 AM
NO ONE COULD HAVE PREDICTED

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/a-e-ends-duck-dynasty-star-phil-robertson-s-suspension
:bow DEMOCRACY IN ACTION :bow2

 :american THESE COLORS DON'T RUN
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Oblivion on December 28, 2013, 03:50:13 AM
Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

On the plus side, this took off nearly all the focus on healthcare.gate.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: DCharlieJP on December 28, 2013, 05:23:20 AM
Its amazing how Bin Laden can get away with obviously hiding in plain sight
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 28, 2013, 09:18:04 AM
Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

On the plus side, this took off nearly all the focus on healthcare.gate.

And just in time for Obummercare to actually start working.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 28, 2013, 09:31:44 AM
Not really... generic congressional ballot is now +5 or so Republican. The past couple of months have definitely hurt, although pretty much all of that swing from the shutdown is from men remembering that they hate women and other minorities more than they hate government not doing shit.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on December 28, 2013, 12:12:05 PM
Naw, liberals don't give a shit

No. Liberals clearly lost almost as much as rednecks here by giving a shit.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 28, 2013, 03:36:31 PM
Wha? All instances I saw of this conversation were rednecks flipping out and liberals saying who cares.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 28, 2013, 04:25:11 PM
Almost seemed artificial :hans1:

A&E will likely get more viewers for the show, the Duck Dynasty people made more money selling their merchandise as a protest, and internet activists/people with hurt feelings on the internet lost...big time as per the usual.  Sarah Palin did her job unintentionally well as the useful idiot.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on December 28, 2013, 06:04:47 PM
Wha? All instances I saw of this conversation were rednecks flipping out and liberals saying who cares.

No, they were wah wahing about it for a week when this stunt was the equivalent of a pro wrestling promo.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 28, 2013, 06:48:51 PM
No.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Trent Dole on December 28, 2013, 06:58:00 PM
Spencer's right on this one.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 28, 2013, 07:05:00 PM
Quote
UPDATE: GLAAD responds: “Phil Robertson should look African American and gay people in the eyes and hear about the hurtful impact of praising Jim Crow laws and comparing gay people to terrorists. If dialogue with Phil is not part of next steps then A+E has chosen profits over African American and gay people – especially its employees and viewers.”
http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/12/27/duck-dynasty-ae-lifts-suspension-on-phil-robertson/

:beli
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on December 28, 2013, 07:20:32 PM


No.


[/quote]
Quote
UPDATE: GLAAD responds: “Phil Robertson should look African American and gay people in the eyes and hear about the hurtful impact of praising Jim Crow laws and comparing gay people to terrorists. If dialogue with Phil is not part of next steps then A+E has chosen profits over African American and gay people – especially its employees and viewers.”
http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/12/27/duck-dynasty-ae-lifts-suspension-on-phil-robertson/

:beli
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 28, 2013, 07:23:51 PM
Quote
UPDATE: GLAAD responds: “Phil Robertson should look African American and gay people in the eyes and hear about the hurtful impact of praising Jim Crow laws and comparing gay people to terrorists. If dialogue with Phil is not part of next steps then A+E has chosen profits over African American and gay people – especially its employees and viewers.”
http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/12/27/duck-dynasty-ae-lifts-suspension-on-phil-robertson/

easy choice
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 28, 2013, 07:30:58 PM
I'd imagine A&E's decision would be different if the show was Duck Fashion or Duck Housewives.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Groogrux on December 28, 2013, 08:17:50 PM
Here's the thing, the guy never said that gay people were terrorists.  He said he thought they were all sinners.  He never praised Jim Crow laws either.  He just said that in his personal experience that he never saw anything bad happen to black people during that time.

I have been watching the show now for a while.  These aren't uneducated people.  They're not a bunch of bigoted hillbillies.  They're actually one group of people that (until this point) have never even said anything against any other group of people.  Their feelings about homosexuals is not one based on hatred, but based on the Bible. 

I think this whole thing has blown up because it's great for sensational media.  Still yet, I don't understand why people who don't watch the show, have never watched the show, and never will watch the show care so much about what one man says in a magazine interview.  If you don't like it, don't watch.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 28, 2013, 08:41:09 PM
Oh lawd here comes the Kentucky defense force.

They're from Louisiana, though.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 28, 2013, 09:08:13 PM
I was naming a fictional militia made up of Bore members from Kentucky who defend hillbilly values. I apologize for the ambiguity.

we gonna pretend like you wouldn't be a member?
(http://www.thecoli.com/media/smug-kid.136/full)
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Dickie Dee on December 28, 2013, 09:46:56 PM
I don't think liberals were all that outraged. I think their reaction was summed up with the joke on this weeks SNL's weekend update:

“This week, we learned you can judge a book by its cover,”  :smug

Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Groogrux on December 28, 2013, 11:02:03 PM
Oh lawd here comes the Kentucky defense force.

Actually, I don't think Jaybo or Bloodwake agree with me though.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: demi on December 28, 2013, 11:12:13 PM
What don't they agree with? That gays should burn in hell, or that black people were happier as slaves?
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 29, 2013, 12:00:02 AM
Remember when the Roman Empire got Jesus? How'd that work out for them? :smug
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 29, 2013, 12:20:28 AM
He just said that in his personal experience that he never saw anything bad happen to black people during that time.

He just conflated his personal experiences with that era as a whole.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: ZephyrFate on December 29, 2013, 02:50:29 AM
Here's the thing, the guy never said that gay people were terrorists.  He said he thought they were all sinners.  He never praised Jim Crow laws either.  He just said that in his personal experience that he never saw anything bad happen to black people during that time.

I have been watching the show now for a while.  These aren't uneducated people.  They're not a bunch of bigoted hillbillies.  They're actually one group of people that (until this point) have never even said anything against any other group of people.  Their feelings about homosexuals is not one based on hatred, but based on the Bible. 

I think this whole thing has blown up because it's great for sensational media.  Still yet, I don't understand why people who don't watch the show, have never watched the show, and never will watch the show care so much about what one man says in a magazine interview.  If you don't like it, don't watch.
except for the Phil Robertson youtube clip of him condemning gays to death. i don't particularly care if he felt that the Bible inspired such a speech, but it's not like the interview response was some new attack against a minority -- he's been doing it for some time now, just without the spotlight
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Oblivion on December 29, 2013, 05:19:33 AM
Wait, wait, wait.

Was Groogrux being serious?  I thought he copied/pasted that post from someone on gaf...
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Groogrux on December 29, 2013, 09:10:29 AM
What don't they agree with? That gays should burn in hell, or that black people were happier as slaves?

I would say both parts.

Wait, wait, wait.

Was Groogrux being serious?  I thought he copied/pasted that post from someone on gaf...

Yeah, I'm pretty serious.

Here we have a Christian celebrity who has offended so many people on here because he said that gay people were going to hell.  Most of you guys don't even believe that hell exists.  So basically, you're upset because a man you've never really heard much of before now has said that if you are gay, you are going to go to a predetermined fictional place when you die?

I'm sorry you're upset because this great book of fiction written thousands of years ago condemned that lifestyle, and that people around the world have chosen to align their beliefs with it.

If you're a gay Christian, I am truly sorry for the turmoil that this puts your personal faith in.  I've met a few gay Christians (all good people) who struggle with this daily, and I do feel a great deal of empathy for them.

Things would be a lot different, to me, if the guy had said that all gay people should be killed.  But he didn't.  Things would be a lot different, to me, if the guy had said that life was better during the Jim Crow era and we should go back to it.  But he didn't.

**Addendum**

Zephyr, I haven't seen the youtube clip that you're talking about, but I'm going to look for it now.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 29, 2013, 09:19:14 AM
I don't think anyone on The Bore is really that upset.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Groogrux on December 29, 2013, 09:37:11 AM
It's fair to call him out on what he said.  But putting words into his mouth is a completely different thing.

As far as the Christians who are gay that I've met; to my knowledge most of them have been born into that faith through their families and have come to terms with their sexuality afterwards (no, I'm not saying they chose to be gay afterwards).  Living in Kentucky, I can't say that I've actually met too many Muslims, so I can't really speak on that.  My guess would be the same for the women who are Muslims as well though.

don't forget about them murderous Christ-less shintos

I actually kind-of laughed when I re-read that part in the article.  It's just so off the wall and out of left field.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: brob on December 29, 2013, 09:46:57 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/hTWcT1G.png)

God does not approve.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 29, 2013, 04:37:18 PM
Quote
“Now that’s a woman. They got to where they’re hard to find. Mainly because these boys are waiting til they’re twenty years old before they marry them. Look, you wait til they get to be twenty years old and the the only picking that’s going to take place is your pocket. You got to marry these girls when they’re about fifteen or sixteen and they’ll pick your ducks.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBzOjcqWWkA

Sure, why not?  :heh
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Oblivion on December 29, 2013, 04:44:33 PM
Beaten by mere seconds minutes, Joe! :punch
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 29, 2013, 04:45:33 PM
Pick my duck, Oblivion.  8)
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: AdmiralViscen on December 29, 2013, 04:53:41 PM
The gay comments didn't bother me as much since it's basically what any of the people who follow the big religions zealously think. It's out there and known(I personally can never understand a gay person being a christian, or a woman being a muslim, etc.). The comments on black people was biased, as in at best it could just be his personal experience, but the way he said it and saying that they were happy cause they sang then is idiotic and has a sense of bigotry behind it. He said the blues didn't exist then, what? All of it is just denying historical facts. And that, in and of itself should be called out.

As far as being upset goes, not really. This shit was unsurprising and doesn't matter to me. He should be called out for what he said, but I don't see why you should rustle your jimmies over it.

He also said that they are all angry now and that's because they're all on welfare
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: ZephyrFate on December 29, 2013, 04:59:38 PM
As far as the Christians who are gay that I've met; to my knowledge most of them have been born into that faith through their families and have come to terms with their sexuality afterwards (no, I'm not saying they chose to be gay afterwards).  Living in Kentucky, I can't say that I've actually met too many Muslims, so I can't really speak on that.  My guess would be the same for the women who are Muslims as well though.


I know that and have met gay and transgender muslims myself. The thing that bothers me is my school years I've been taught that you either take all of the religion or you burn in hell. Which is one of the first things that struck me as strange and had me leave islam. But it followed me in how I see people who follow any religion in general. Why would you choose to believe in something a 100% and not follow it 100%? It's how I usually point out hypocrisy in people to bug em mostly.

In general, I don't care what anyone believes in and I'm not going on shit on them for it. But if you choose to shit on people without seeing the "sinner" in you I'll call bullshit.

The most ironic thing I encountered was a friend of mine who says she's a tried and true feminist and yet wears a hijab willingly for islam. I told her that I couldn't take a lot of her feminism seriously cause Islam and feminism don't mix.
Following a religion 100% simply isn't feasible anymore in modern-day society unless you're a monk or embedded deep in the heart of the Middle East. Judaism, for example, requires frequent animal sacrifices; Christianity condemns wearing clothes of two different fabrics, etc... The people who claim they follow their religion 100% aren't and are simply lying to themselves. This alone justifies the fact of being gay and Christian, because the people who condemn gays aren't really that much better at being Christian either.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on December 29, 2013, 05:40:12 PM
Psst. There are religions that aren't monotheistic faiths. It's perfectly possible to be a Taoist or Buddhist and live that 100% in modern day. Buddhism in particular has a complete separate set of rules between layman and monastics. Just because Christianity and Islam come off as ridiculous, doesn't mean all religions are.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Shadow Mod on December 29, 2013, 05:55:16 PM
Psst. There are religions that aren't monotheistic faiths. It's perfectly possible to be a Taoist or Buddhist and live that 100% in modern day. Buddhism in particular has a complete separate set of rules between layman and monastics. Just because Christianity and Islam come off as ridiculous, doesn't mean all religions are.

Abrahamic religions are pretty ridic but Buddhism and Hinduism isn't without their own monastic problems, infighting and conflict with other religions.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on December 29, 2013, 06:05:00 PM
Who said they weren't? And who also said any philosophical or theistic movement is perfect? That is such a ridiculous strawman and doesn't address the point I made to Zephyr, who said that it's impossible to live 100% a religion in modern day - this is false. I laid out Buddhism and Taoism as examples of religions where this is perfectly possible in 2013; the fact that some sects or entire countries' manner of practice isn't healthy does not detract from my point.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Shadow Mod on December 29, 2013, 06:23:53 PM
Who said they weren't? And who also said any philosophical or theistic movement is perfect? That is such a ridiculous strawman and doesn't address the point I made to Zephyr, who said that it's impossible to live 100% a religion in modern day - this is false. I laid out Buddhism and Taoism as examples of religions where this is perfectly possible in 2013; the fact that some sects or entire countries' manner of practice isn't healthy does not detract from my point.

I just don't agree. There are tenets of Buddhism that basically are put on the back burner unless you're a monk.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on December 29, 2013, 06:26:20 PM
Such as?
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Shadow Mod on December 29, 2013, 06:35:05 PM
Such as?

Complete and utter devotion to Buddhism would require a much more monastic life. Consider materialism, the ability to tell the truth always, doing no harm to any other being, sexual misconduct.

I guess you just plain forgot about the Dalai Lama's statements about homosexuals and oral sex?
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Oblivion on December 29, 2013, 06:43:34 PM
Can we all at least agree Christians are the worst and should be banished to Saudi Arabia?
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Shadow Mod on December 29, 2013, 06:44:39 PM
As long as people like the FLDS goes first. They might find solidarity there though.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on December 29, 2013, 07:21:49 PM
Such as?

Complete and utter devotion to Buddhism would require a much more monastic life. Consider materialism, the ability to tell the truth always, doing no harm to any other being, sexual misconduct.

I guess you just plain forgot about the Dalai Lama's statements about homosexuals and oral sex?

Your ignorance is profound.

I said there is a clear separate line between lay and monastic Buddhism.

Buddhism does not require giving up ones wealth and becoming an ascetic. In fact, Buddha says not to do this, because he did it for almost a decade. Giving up all belongings and subsisting on limited food does not equate to a good life. However, the other extreme: complete and utter materialism and decadence, with your every wish granted - which Buddha lived as a prince - is also not suggested. Buddhism suggests the middle way. It's not bad to own things as a layman, however, one should note that your favorite things won't always be there and it is best to not grow attached. It's fine to have a favorite cup, but if the cup breaks, or you knock it over, it's no longer there. This teaches the lesson of impertinence, one of the four virtues. The line between monastics and lay people are very clear and defined in Buddhism. The idea that you must give all material wealth and join a commune is a western myth only purported by ignorant westerners.


In summation:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNOBV4O63WA


Sexual misconduct means, basically: no rape, no having sex with people who are already married, no having sex with dependents. You can have sex with anyone you want so long as they're not one of these things. There are no absolutes. Telling lies, again, nothing is absolute. Lies depend on the context. If it's to save someone, it's fine. But it's to harm someone, it isn't. Buddhism is not dogmatic, and no killing is another non-absolute. Consider, your pet has fleas. If you were foolish, you wouldn't do anything to solve that because "well, I want to save all beings". No Buddhist is actually like this. Buddhism is practical. If your cat has fleas, and it's in pain, it's being attacked. Thus, the fleas must die. Again, it isn't an absolute. Where did you learn this about Buddhism?

As for the Dalai Lama, who cares? 1. there are three main sects in Buddhism: Theravada, Mahayana, and Tibetan. Dalai Lama is Tibetan. 2. Dalai Lama is not a pope of Buddhism, he doesn't set the rules, Buddhism says nothing about homosexuality, and Buddha himself flat out says to question every single thing someone tells you. 3. That's the Dalai Lama's opinion. Buddhism is not dogmatic, and as such, there is no rule here - which is the point. One could come up with their own conclusion. This is a big thing in Buddhist practice and tradition. 4. Tibetan Buddhists tend to have latent homophobia. This isn't because of Buddhism, because Buddhism says nothing about homophobia. It is ingrained in culture. 5. What does what the Dalai Lama say about oral sex or homosexuality have anything to do with an American Buddhist who practices Ch'an (zen)?

In two single sentences you have shown you know nothing about Buddhism.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Shadow Mod on December 29, 2013, 08:52:56 PM
You act like Buddhism is above some of the stuff in Abrahamic religions then posit stuff that they argue about among sects and laugh off their figure head touting homophobic shit that some followers do tend to believe. I didn't say I know all about Buddhism, just from what my I've seen of my friends that there is just as much separation of what a "buddhist" means between all of them and that some of the "values" aren't "live and let live" because people.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on December 29, 2013, 09:07:37 PM
Jesus Christ. :lol I won't even touch this one.

But, I'll finish by saying, I'm absolutely sick of your strawman talking points you're brandishing across this board when they - though you feel they make you look smart and are adding to the discussion - add little value if any significance to the current dialogue, and often - such as this example - detour the conversation in completely different ways. When I asked the other week if I should bother going to grad school, or just let my art speak for myself, you took a single sentence and turned it into "well the employers are going to want someone who can work with other people and blah blah" when I asked specifically on schooling. Please, for the rest of the boards sanity, stop making one liner, "smart" quips that only you think make you look intelligent yet aren't related to the topic at hand. It's getting a bit ridiculous and makes you come off as obtuse. Please stop.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Shadow Mod on December 29, 2013, 09:25:09 PM
Jesus Christ. :lol I won't even touch this one.

But, I'll finish by saying, I'm absolutely sick of your strawman talking points you're brandishing across this board when they - though you feel they make you look smart and are adding to the discussion - add little value if any significance to the current dialogue, and often - such as this example - detour the conversation in completely different ways. When I asked the other week if I should bother going to grad school, or just let my art speak for myself, you took a single sentence and turned it into "well the employers are going to want someone who can work with other people and blah blah" when I asked specifically on schooling. Please, for the rest of the boards sanity, stop making one liner, "smart" quips that only you think make you look intelligent yet aren't related to the topic at hand. It's getting a bit ridiculous and makes you come off as obtuse. Please stop.

How are they strawmans? You're painting a super romantic picture of buddhism that I haven't seen. If your whole point is buddhism can be done 100% by anyone why even have a separate monastic order?
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on December 29, 2013, 09:28:53 PM
Because monastics can't hold position in government, or anything. Their entire purpose is to teach Buddhism. The Buddhist lay person has a very high value to Buddhism. It isn't realistic nor practical for every person to give up everything. Work and civilization must be maintained.

I'm not painting a super romantic picture of Buddhism. I just painted Buddhism. You want sources?

Your original post "countering" my claim to Zeph WAS a strawman.

Why are you even arguing with me when you even acknowledge you don't really know anything about Buddhism, and are going at this from second hand accounts? Have you visited a Buddhist temple or a zen center? If not, what factual grounds can you base any of this on? Since you haven't, here's some reading material.

This should rid any ignorance you have towards the precepts: http://buddhism.about.com/od/theprecepts/a/preceptsintro.htm

Lay Buddhism:

http://www.examiner.com/article/what-are-lay-buddhists
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 29, 2013, 09:55:40 PM
any religion that doesn't fuck with cows is :pacspit in my eyes

I can cosign swine hate, but cow? smh
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on December 29, 2013, 09:57:50 PM
That's because he's not the figurehead of Buddhism, and Buddhism has its own values from country to country. Chinese Buddhism is NOT like Japanese Buddhism. Sri Lankan Buddhism is NOT like Tibetan Buddhism. American Buddhism is nothing like any of these others. That's because Buddhism has no dogma, and molds itself into the culture it sets itself in. That is why purely why Buddhism is capable of being completely realistic in practice in 2013. Dalai Lama is big in America due to the 70's and 90's pro-Tibet wave. He isn't the figurehead of Buddhism; he's the figurehead of TIBETAN Buddhism. However, Budhism is fluid, and one can learn from any one type.

More reading material for Devo-chan: http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/Buddhism/2000/03/The-Most-Famous-Buddhist-In-The-World.aspx
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Shadow Mod on December 29, 2013, 09:58:45 PM
Thanks for the links. I know the Chinese definitely don't want to recognize him for political reasons.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on December 29, 2013, 09:59:25 PM
The Chinese don't recognize him because they're Chinese and practice Chinese Buddhism (a blend of Taoism, Buddhism, and Confucianism). Tibetan Buddhism is highly metaphysical, and has completely different priorities than Chinese Buddhism. Why would they care about Dalai Lama? Dalai Lama isn't a part of their culture.

Here's a better link on lay buddhism: http://www.examiner.com/article/what-are-lay-buddhists The other link has theravadan interpretations to Pali Cannon which get in the way of telling the duties of a lay buddhist.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 29, 2013, 10:34:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hgibx_lHLXQ
 :holeup

I've been dismissed from NAACP events for talking shit, and I have very little respect for them...but this dude is just lol worthy. We can argue over whether Phil is a racist or not - personally, I don't think he is, I just feel he made some ignorant comments that suggest a lack of understanding (to put it lightly). However his comments on gay people were very direct, and very blatant. To deny that he compared gays to bestiality is just ridiculous. He literally called it a sin and listed off other sins that are allegedly perverting our society.

Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 29, 2013, 10:45:50 PM
It's funny to hear the super-rich complain about gay people considering what Jesus had to say about wealth.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: brawndolicious on December 30, 2013, 03:44:19 AM
I have a friend who is transgender and "believes" in Judaism and Islam but doesn't practice beyond wearing hijab, uses it as a moral guide rather than a set of dogma. I can respect that.

But the last thing this old duck dude was hired to do was to give his opinion on social issues. So it made sense for him to be fired and it was the public outrage at the supposed infringement on his freedom of speech that I find to be so wrong.

Psst. There are religions that aren't monotheistic faiths. It's perfectly possible to be a Taoist or Buddhist and live that 100% in modern day. Buddhism in particular has a complete separate set of rules between layman and monastics. Just because Christianity and Islam come off as ridiculous, doesn't mean all religions are.

Remember when you were trying to argue that a woman actually looks more beautiful when wearing a head scarf and we all thought that was ridiculous?

Even if you know something is ridiculous, you'll justify it to yourself if you truly believe it is a good thing.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: ZephyrFate on December 30, 2013, 05:11:00 AM
Psst. There are religions that aren't monotheistic faiths. It's perfectly possible to be a Taoist or Buddhist and live that 100% in modern day. Buddhism in particular has a complete separate set of rules between layman and monastics. Just because Christianity and Islam come off as ridiculous, doesn't mean all religions are.
In the way I speak of religion, I mostly speak of Abrahamic origins, because that's what we're discussing w/r/t Phil Bigot Robertson. Eastern religion is so very different in comparison and more embedded in spirituality and a strong disconnect from typical social construction that I can't argue about it either way. I will, however, echo the fact that a true Taoist or Buddhist would be living the monastic life, because the roots of these two beliefs require a complete severance from all that is material. Watch Samsara and see what I mean.

And they tend to have similar problems too, such as Buddhists causing massacres in Myanmar and such. The concept that Buddhism/Taoism/Hinduism isn't ridiculous is a Western artifact and literally the same as Exotic Things Are Mystical, which somehow precludes discussing "the Orient" and gives it an image that doesn't hold up very well.

I still have no idea why the Dalai Lama, according to the beliefs he typically espouses, would be against homosexuality -- but maybe I can see it? He's viewing it like it's only an identity of sexual origin instead of being something that affects how a person connects their love to the world as well.

The basic idea is that the reason I say religion isn't something you can 100% like a Mario 3D World level is because the religions that rely upon materialism (Abrahamic in origin) to some extent are also the same ones prone to having multiple scriptures and tenets that have expiration dates in the grand scheme of history. The aforementioned fabrics clause, animal sacrifices, attitudes towards slavery, race, and the place of women, et. al. are all incredibly dated. Unless you're in a community like the Amish, you're likely never going to practice all of these things to the extent that your religion asked of the world millenia ago. Times change, people change, and as much as religious people like to stay course to their traditional, unchanging book, generations are always sloughing off this passage or that passage, to the point where the "100% religious" people are just a shadow of what that used to mean.

Homosexuality, it seems, is becoming one of those subjects featured in the Bible that more and more feel like what they are: subjects that came from a very different period in world history. As the tide changes, so does the relevancy of the Good Word, no matter what form it comes in, and because of that, the hilarity of a "100% religious" person condemning another for being religious and performing that sin or being irreligious is truly cosmic irony on a generational scale.

tl;dr I'm a little stoned and trying to make a coherent argument
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 30, 2013, 08:48:00 AM
I think we're getting off-topic here; we're need to steer the conversation back to men's anuses.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Groogrux on December 30, 2013, 09:23:01 AM
....

tl;dr I'm a little stoned and trying to make a coherent argument

You got really close!  :lol

I can't speak for other Abrahamic religions because I honestly haven't had enough exposure to them.  You are right about Christianity being one of those that you can't 100% though.  Any Christian who claims they are would be a liar, even if they're only trying to live up to the current standards of what it means to be "Christian."

I don't see the majority of the Christian community changing their views on homosexuality any time soon though.  The fabrics law was dated to the old testament,  only mentioned once (to my knowledge), and I honestly don't know when views on that changed or why.  For Christians, animal sacrifices went away after Jesus died.  Attitudes towards women, in my opinion were severely misguided and taken out of context (One heavily used scripture was a letter written by Paul to one of the churches he watched over cautioning them not to let women teach in the church.  In context though, it was because these women had came from a temple that worshipped another deity that promoted having sex on the alter and prostitution.).  And as far as slavery goes, it's known that it existed even through the new testament times, but the only references I've seen to it talked about treating slaves kindly.  I haven't actually read anything saying that it was a man's right to own a slave.

Homosexuality, or the "practice" thereof, on the other hand is something that is outright called a sin several times throughout the Christian bible.  I think this is where the difference is made. 

But the last thing this old duck dude was hired to do was to give his opinion on social issues. So it made sense for him to be fired and it was the public outrage at the supposed infringement on his freedom of speech that I find to be so wrong.


I agree with you on this completely.  The argument that his freedom of speech was violated is completely ridiculous.  A for-profit television company hired him to do a show, and they felt like his opinions expressed off the camera were against their best interests and that they might decrease viewership.  They didn't put him in jail, and they never stopped him from saying what he wanted to say in that article, they simply suspended him from work.  Yes, A & E knew what they were getting into when they signed him and the other members of his family on to do the show, but that is not the main reason they hired him.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on December 30, 2013, 10:50:51 AM
I have a friend who is transgender and "believes" in Judaism and Islam but doesn't practice beyond wearing hijab, uses it as a moral guide rather than a set of dogma. I can respect that.

But the last thing this old duck dude was hired to do was to give his opinion on social issues. So it made sense for him to be fired and it was the public outrage at the supposed infringement on his freedom of speech that I find to be so wrong.

Psst. There are religions that aren't monotheistic faiths. It's perfectly possible to be a Taoist or Buddhist and live that 100% in modern day. Buddhism in particular has a complete separate set of rules between layman and monastics. Just because Christianity and Islam come off as ridiculous, doesn't mean all religions are.

Remember when you were trying to argue that a woman actually looks more beautiful when wearing a head scarf and we all thought that was ridiculous?

Even if you know something is ridiculous, you'll justify it to yourself if you truly believe it is a good thing.

I never said a woman looks more beautiful with a hijab.

I said a woman can look beautiful with a hijab.

And many atheists look as ridiculous as theists. So clearly, religion isn't the problem. Zephyr literally just said, well Buddhists kill too - thus Buddhism is invalid. That's a completely ridiculous statement and could be used against any group of people.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on December 30, 2013, 10:58:19 AM
I will, however, echo the fact that a true Taoist or Buddhist would be living the monastic life, because the roots of these two beliefs require a complete severance from all that is material. Watch Samsara and see what I mean.


Again, laughably false. And saying I am exotifiying eastern faiths because they're foreign is insulting. Again, have you ever been to a temple or zen center?

Psst. There are religions that aren't monotheistic faiths. It's perfectly possible to be a Taoist or Buddhist and live that 100% in modern day. Buddhism in particular has a complete separate set of rules between layman and monastics. Just because Christianity and Islam come off as ridiculous, doesn't mean all religions are.
I will, however, echo the fact that a true Taoist or Buddhist would be living the monastic life, because the roots of these two beliefs require a complete severance from all that is material. Watch Samsara and see what I mean.

:lol sorry man, I can't comment on buddhism but the idea that Daoism requires you to be part of the clergy or live monastic life is about as educated as the "all eastern things are mystical view". Unless you're saying that there's some no true follower equivalent in all religions, where if you want to be considered truly a man of _____ you have to 100% immerse yourself. I don't subscribe to that view, nor do any of the daoists i've spoken with either. The obvious reason being that a society must live in balance too. Lineage specificity aside, the basic requirements for Daoist life are essentially the same across the board;  dietetics, ethics,health and longevity practice, meditation, ritual, seasonal awareness, and scripture study. Nobody's really urging you to jump out into the wild on a mountain somewhere and live like Laozi doing 'research'. Daoism as an individual spiritual practice is not really about transcending the material world either, fyi. It's about preserving and developing your three treasures; evolving your body spirit and mind to reach a point of 'neutrality' where you're harmonized with nature. And you don't have to be an ascetic to achieve that (hua).

This is almost verbatim Buddhism, depending on the school. It's mostly for the self and others. Their argument is so short sighted. How would monastics be capable of living if there were no laymen to rely upon for food/money/shelter? It's a two way relationship: those of the order give wisdom and knowledge to understand scripture, those who aren't a part of the order help sustain the order and keep the dharma alive.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: nudemacusers on December 30, 2013, 12:10:10 PM
I think we're getting off-topic here; we're need to steer the conversation back to men's anuses.
sounds like we just need to start a religion centered on men's anuses. maybe then the people will care.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: ZephyrFate on December 30, 2013, 04:30:05 PM
that's called being gay and it's better than this argument about religion that nobody cares about
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on December 30, 2013, 04:33:33 PM
It's something nobody cares about because you concede you are ignorant and you learned about it from watching movies and a religion 101 class.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: ZephyrFate on December 30, 2013, 04:35:52 PM
I'm not gonna engage you anymore if you wanna be a fucking asshole, but continue to defend the 100% religious Christians, they surely love a trans person
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: ZephyrFate on December 30, 2013, 04:38:55 PM
Eh, she kinda is.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on December 30, 2013, 05:02:07 PM
My main issue is that your own hypocrisy in your treatment of religion. It makes you out to be a bigot. Religions can be ridiculous, but they're made of people. And people are not ridiculous, people are people. Your original post basically boils down a typical r/atheism argument that religion is outdated, and thus must die. The notion is bollocks. Namely because, despite the fact that religions are ridiculous, a lot of people really get a lot from them. This may be seem silly, even weak, but that's them. I'm an atheist and if you want to worship Christ. Do so, I won't stop you if it makes you happy and you treat all people with the respect they deserve. The sinker is how you actively seek for gay people to have wide acceptance and approval, and yet make out others personal beliefs into a joke.

Abrahamic religions have their place. Just because some Christians wounded you with anti-gay talk doesn't justify being vindictive and ruling that all religions (your words) are incompatible with daily living in 2013.

The most irritating point is that this argument usually comes from self avowed secular humanists, the most hypocritical "philosophical" group on the planet with their complete disregard for others humans or beliefs. Whether Christians support or love me as a trans person is irrelevant. They're still people, and still deserve respect.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Steve Contra on December 30, 2013, 05:14:44 PM
Actually you're thinking of "internet atheists" Himu, and not the majority of secular humanists :-\
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on December 30, 2013, 05:22:16 PM
Nope.

The other month for Halloween a group stupidly took a picture of themselves dressed up as Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman. The girl in the photo was fired. People, who, I know identified with being secular humanist said she "deserved" it and laughed at it.

Even if she was in the photo, and she's ignorant, she doesn't deserve being fired for it. She's still a person and she still needs livelihood, something that will be that much harder to attain. I'm not saying something wouldn't have happen had someone not ratted her out at work, but gleefully joining in on someone else's misery you don't agree with is classic Secular Humanist. The lack of empathy from that group of people is disgusting.

I dropped it the other month because I didn't think it was the time. But now is the time. Absolutely disgusted.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 30, 2013, 05:25:51 PM
I must have missed the part where some secular humanists on the internets acting like assholes painted everyone who claims that title with the same brush

Thank you for himusplaining
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on December 30, 2013, 05:37:45 PM
I'll settle with internet atheists then.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on December 30, 2013, 05:42:31 PM
If Creepy Old Guy is a secular humanist then it's the exact behavior I'm talking about.

Can't wait for the next post about rounding people up against the wall.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 30, 2013, 05:56:11 PM
Only himuro has true compassion and understanding, and now she will lecture us all about it in preachy, overly long, obnoxious posts
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Steve Contra on December 30, 2013, 06:00:53 PM
Creepy is actually a big softie who was in financial straits a few months ago because he's a super nice guy who was helping some family members that later tried to screw him over. :-*
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: benjipwns on December 30, 2013, 06:03:10 PM
And people are not ridiculous, people are people.
You're ridiculous.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Shadow Mod on December 30, 2013, 06:08:54 PM
Most people I know iRL are secular humanists. Anything remotely religious they do is mostly to humor their parents.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 30, 2013, 06:10:13 PM
And people are not ridiculous, people are people.

You're ridiculous.

People, being people, clearly don't have the capacity to be ridiculous people, just people people
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Shadow Mod on December 30, 2013, 06:11:08 PM
People are douchebags.

Various religions have long been an out to be violent, murderous, bigoted douchebags.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on December 30, 2013, 07:22:30 PM
I'm fine with secular humanists. But as a philosophy, I find secular humanism to be extremely poor. My opinion, though.

Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Yeti on December 30, 2013, 09:26:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ygv0J4l.jpg)
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 17, 2014, 09:23:16 AM
Quote from: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/duck-dynasty-phil-robertson-season-five-ratings-down
But rather than a ratings spike, viewership for the show's season five premiere actually dipped considerably. Wednesday's premiere drew 8.5 million viewers, down 28 percent from the season four premiere last August.

Oops!
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Post by: Brehvolution on January 17, 2014, 10:58:29 AM
Looks like a fake outrage backfire.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 17, 2014, 01:44:37 PM
I guess he misunderestimated the desirability of a man's anus.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Raban on January 17, 2014, 01:50:14 PM
I didn't know what secular humanism was before this thread. Sounds pretty awesome, sign me up.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on January 17, 2014, 01:53:22 PM
Quote from: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/duck-dynasty-phil-robertson-season-five-ratings-down
But rather than a ratings spike, viewership for the show's season five premiere actually dipped considerably. Wednesday's premiere drew 8.5 million viewers, down 28 percent from the season four premiere last August.

Oops!

welp
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 17, 2014, 01:57:27 PM
Come on, who wouldn't wanna watch a show about these suave fellas?

(http://i.imgur.com/6XytAy3.jpg)
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on January 17, 2014, 02:02:52 PM
Come on, who wouldn't wanna watch a show about these suave fellas?

(http://i.imgur.com/6XytAy3.jpg)

why does this remind me of a Rob Schneider movie
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 17, 2014, 02:43:42 PM
gotta say I'm surprised at the ratings drop.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Steve Youngblood on January 17, 2014, 02:46:43 PM
Wait, this was season five of that show? There's already been four seasons of Duck Dynasty?!
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 17, 2014, 02:50:37 PM
I'm not surprised by the drop. I know several people who are typically very liberal, but had previously enjoyed the show as family friendly entertainment. It was not just rednecks watching this
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Brehvolution on January 17, 2014, 03:14:28 PM
Maybe they were fake rednecks.... like the guys on duck dynasty.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Himu on January 17, 2014, 03:57:59 PM
Isn't duck dynasty just 2 years old? If so how is it on season 5?
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on January 17, 2014, 04:40:17 PM
Isn't duck dynasty just 2 years old? If so how is it on season 5?
because Reality TV, for example, Survivor (on air in America since 2000) will be entering its 28th season soon.
and I think that above quoted photo (amongst other evidence of yuppiness that came out) did more damage to the show's rep then any of this controversy did.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: ZephyrFate on January 17, 2014, 10:54:13 PM
reality TV typically airs two seasons a year (or more) because of how easy they are to produce and film
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 17, 2014, 11:03:09 PM
waiting for the inevitable "ratings fell because Christians are boycotting A&E" spin.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: benjipwns on July 13, 2014, 02:13:31 AM
http://cnsnews.com/news/article/michael-w-chapman/duck-dynasty-s-jase-robertson-gq-interview-it-felt-more-attack
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Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson, which led to his temporary suspension from the popular A&E show in December – and sparked a national debate on free speech and sexual morality – was a form of “spiritual warfare,” said Jase Robertson, who added that as the interview went on, “it felt more like an attack because our family has a prayer at the end of the show.”

Duck Dynasty’s Jase Robertson, the second oldest son of Phil and ‘Miss Kay’ Robertson, related his experience of that GQ session -- which was initially attended by the show’s entire cast but they eventually walked out because of its hostile questioning – in an interview with CNSNews.com on July 8 in Washington, D.C.

...

Prior to the press conference, CNSNews.com spoke with Jase Robertson about his new book, Good Call: Reflections on Faith, Family, and Fowl, where he touches on the GQ interview, stating it was the only one he ever walked out on and that he had asked his father “to stop the interview because the questions were hypothetical, argumentative, and controversial.”

CNSNews.com asked Robertson, “You said it got to the point where you thought it was an ordeal that, you said the whole ordeal was ‘a form of spiritual warfare.’  I was wondering if you could explain specifically what you mean by spiritual warfare?”

Robertson said, “What I came to realize there is, because we had done so many interviews before and I’d never sensed any kind of animosity toward our faith in God and belief, but this guy, he knew who we were, he was in my dad’s home.  And, you know, in the South, when you come into somebody’s house, you show a certain amount of respect. And it occurred to me that he knew we were people of faith.”

“He was using four-letter words, a lot of F-bombs, he was making fun of some of the things we hold true,” said Robertson.  “The first statement of the whole process was, he looked at me and said, ‘Do you actually expect people to believe that you waited until you got married before you had sex?’  That was the first statement out of his mouth.  Well, I kind of looked around at the publicist and I thought, ‘Is this the interview?’  I mean, because this was just the way it came across.”

As Robertson explains in Good Call, both he and his future wife, Missy Robertson, stayed chaste until their wedding night, a fact that Mrs. Robertson also affirmed to CNSNews.com.

Jase Robertson continued, “So, as it [the GQ interview] went on, I realized that it felt more like an attack because our family has a prayer at the end of the show. That’s what I felt like was a spiritual war.”

Asked whether the questions were deliberately designed to hurt the family or the Duck Dynasty show, Robertson said, “No, I don’t want to get into the mind, but the questions were only about controversial things. He asked about, he looked at my dad and said, ‘What do you think of homosexuality?’ Which my dad didn’t really answer but, you know. And so it went from there. You see what I mean?”

“And so, I think it was just a plan to get some, some of that [which] caused us some trouble,” said Robertson.  “But, you know, we don’t hold anything against him, so. Or even by trying that.  My dad thought he wanted to take a stand in his house, and I don’t blame him.”

...

Duck Dynasty, now in its sixth season, is the most highly rated reality-TV show in cable history. An average 10.5 million viewers watch the show each week.  At the end of every episode, the family gathers around the dinner table and says a prayer of thanksgiving to God.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 13, 2014, 12:16:45 PM
The liberal media and their gay agenda is always ramming anuses down our throats.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Squiddy on July 13, 2014, 12:41:30 PM
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At the end of every episode, the family gathers around the dinner table and says a prayer of thanksgiving to God.

This doesn't make sense.
Do christians celebrate thanksgiving every week or something?
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Rufus on July 13, 2014, 12:45:29 PM
There's thanksgiving and Thanksgiving.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 13, 2014, 12:55:08 PM
most Christian families say grace before eating, that's all it is.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Squiddy on July 13, 2014, 01:00:42 PM
 :ohhh
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Atramental on July 13, 2014, 01:08:39 PM
And there's some Christian American families (mine being one of them) that will say blessing when they're eating out at some restaurant.

I just start eating as soon as the food arrives. That usually breaks them out of it.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 13, 2014, 01:11:30 PM
And there's some Christian American families (mine being one of them) that will say blessing when they're eating out at some restaurant.

I just start eating as soon as the food arrives. That usually that breaks them out of it.

If my entire family goes out to dinner (say, to Olive Garden for a celebration) than my dad will pray; I kind of just sit there. But if I go to a restaurant with just my mom or my dad, they'll do a silent prayer while I start eating.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Squiddy on July 13, 2014, 01:31:28 PM
I have never seen someone make a prayer before digging into food, so this is all fascinating stuff.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Positive Touch on July 13, 2014, 01:39:58 PM
my family never did this; caught me off guard EVERY damn time i ate with other people cuz im the type who digs in to a plate as soon as it's put in front of me
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 13, 2014, 01:46:43 PM
When we were kids we also had to recite a bible verse. My go to was Romans 4:5, especially if I was eating at a Baptist friend's house
:trollbron:
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Post by: Atramental on July 13, 2014, 01:54:35 PM
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans+4%3A5%2C&version=NIV
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=james+2%3A26&version=NIV


Had to give a "sermon" for a speech class at BJU. I quoted Romans 4:5 at the beginning of it and James 2:26 near the end. Oh how I wish I could show you the looks I got, brehs.

(http://i.imgur.com/UqrwphO.png)
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 13, 2014, 02:01:09 PM
My goal was always to make an exasperated Baptist throw up their hands and say "well, FUCK PAUL"
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 13, 2014, 03:56:47 PM
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans+4%3A5%2C&version=NIV
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=james+2%3A26&version=NIV


Had to give a "sermon" for a speech class at BJU. I quoted Romans 4:5 at the beginning of it and James 2:26 near the end. Oh how I wish I could show you the looks I got, brehs.

(http://i.imgur.com/UqrwphO.png)

wow I have no idea what the Romans one means ???
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Atramental on July 13, 2014, 04:05:58 PM
The Romans one is saying (or at least it can be interpreted this way) that good deeds/works are not required for salvation.

All that is required is your faith in Christ and his sacrifice on the cross.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 13, 2014, 04:20:32 PM
The Romans one is saying (or at least it can be interpreted this way) that good deeds/works are not required for salvation.

All that is required is your faith in Christ and his sacrifice on the cross.

Yup. Which flies in the face of many denominations who believe Baptism or other good works are paramount. I especially love the jimmy rustling when you quote verses that show Jesus wasn't even talking to dirty Gentiles, all his ministry was aimed at the Jews. Embrace your apostle, Gentiles: Paul.
 :patel
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Post by: benjipwns on March 25, 2015, 12:08:30 AM
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/phil-robertson-rape-murder-atheists
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“I’ll make a bet with you,” Robertson said. “Two guys break into an atheist’s home. He has a little atheist wife and two little atheist daughters. Two guys break into his home and tie him up in a chair and gag him. And then they take his two daughters in front of him and rape both of them and then shoot them and they take his wife and then decapitate her head off in front of him. And then they can look at him and say, ‘Isn’t it great that I don’t have to worry about being judged? Isn’t it great that there’s nothing wrong with this? There’s no right or wrong, now is it dude?’”

Robertson kept going: “Then you take a sharp knife and take his manhood and hold it in front of him and say, ‘Wouldn’t it be something if this [sic] was something wrong with this? But you’re the one who says there is no God, there’s no right, there’s no wrong, so we’re just having fun. We’re sick in the head, have a nice day.’”

“If it happened to them,” Robertson continued, “they probably would say, ‘something about this just ain’t right.”
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: nudemacusers on March 25, 2015, 12:10:15 AM
nothing helps me digest a nice heaping plate of rubbery pancakes and eggs after a morning prayer than a detailed and explicit home invasion rape, torture and murder scenario.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2015, 12:17:20 AM
Sounds like rap lyrics to me.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: thisismyusername on March 25, 2015, 12:22:02 AM
...(http://i.imgur.com/y5Bl5L7.gif)

Just die in peace, Duck Dynasty.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on March 25, 2015, 12:48:21 AM
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/phil-robertson-rape-murder-atheists
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“I’ll make a bet with you,” Robertson said. “Two guys break into an atheist’s home. He has a little atheist wife and two little atheist daughters. Two guys break into his home and tie him up in a chair and gag him. And then they take his two daughters in front of him and rape both of them and then shoot them and they take his wife and then decapitate her head off in front of him. And then they can look at him and say, ‘Isn’t it great that I don’t have to worry about being judged? Isn’t it great that there’s nothing wrong with this? There’s no right or wrong, now is it dude?’”

Robertson kept going: “Then you take a sharp knife and take his manhood and hold it in front of him and say, ‘Wouldn’t it be something if this [sic] was something wrong with this? But you’re the one who says there is no God, there’s no right, there’s no wrong, so we’re just having fun. We’re sick in the head, have a nice day.’”

“If it happened to them,” Robertson continued, “they probably would say, ‘something about this just ain’t right.”

Athiests owned. :win
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Trent Dole on March 25, 2015, 01:34:40 PM
Yes because the only way to make sure everyone behaves is by holding the threat of eternal torment and damnation over their heads. nobody ever does the right thing simply because it is the right thing t do. Humanity has no sense of morals without any threat of punishment. Or maybe that's just Christians? :teehee
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 25, 2015, 02:34:15 PM
When are atheist leaders going to address the murder/rape epidemic that's plaguing the atheist community and no where else?
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 25, 2015, 02:37:37 PM
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/phil-robertson-rape-murder-atheists
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“I’ll make a bet with you,” Robertson said. “Two guys break into an atheist’s home. He has a little atheist wife and two little atheist daughters. Two guys break into his home and tie him up in a chair and gag him. And then they take his two daughters in front of him and rape both of them and then shoot them and they take his wife and then decapitate her head off in front of him. And then they can look at him and say, ‘Isn’t it great that I don’t have to worry about being judged? Isn’t it great that there’s nothing wrong with this? There’s no right or wrong, now is it dude?’”

Robertson kept going: “Then you take a sharp knife and take his manhood and hold it in front of him and say, ‘Wouldn’t it be something if this [sic] was something wrong with this? But you’re the one who says there is no God, there’s no right, there’s no wrong, so we’re just having fun. We’re sick in the head, have a nice day.’”

“If it happened to them,” Robertson continued, “they probably would say, ‘something about this just ain’t right.”
Now I know why they always film Robertson and his guests behind a desk. They must've needed buckets for all that semen they ejaculated while talking about this scenario.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 25, 2015, 02:42:46 PM
When are atheist leaders going to address the murder/rape epidemic that's plaguing the atheist community and no where else?

What is an atheist leader? The least lethargic of the hipsters?  :yeshrug
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Rufus on March 25, 2015, 02:57:58 PM
Richard Dawkins, et al.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 25, 2015, 02:58:55 PM
When are atheist leaders going to address the murder/rape epidemic that's plaguing the atheist community and no where else?

What is an atheist leader? The least lethargic of the hipsters?  :yeshrug

Nah, they were into atheism before it got so mainstream, now it's cool to watch Duck Dynasty and worship God ironically.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 25, 2015, 03:00:09 PM
When are atheist leaders going to address the murder/rape epidemic that's plaguing the atheist community and no where else?

What is an atheist leader? The least lethargic of the hipsters?  :yeshrug

Nah, they were into atheism before it got so mainstream, now it's cool to watch Duck Dynasty and worship God ironically.

I know that's a joke but want to make a bet that somewhere somebody is doing just that.

"Oh you don't go to church? Yeah that's kinda a new scene for my crew man"

Edit: Ha, I just realized we had hipsters back in my day too. Oh you like Tupac and Biggie? Yeah I like Smokin Suckas with Logic...they are awesome. holy shit.
Title: Re: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’
Post by: nudemacusers on March 25, 2015, 03:12:08 PM
When are atheist leaders going to address the murder/rape epidemic that's plaguing the atheist community and no where else?

What is an atheist leader? The least lethargic of the hipsters?  :yeshrug

Nah, they were into atheism before it got so mainstream, now it's cool to watch Duck Dynasty and worship God ironically.
nah they just get dragged by their parents and sext the whole time.