‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’

[benjipwns]

George Zimmerman case became a crazy CULTURE WAR thing too. You had people who were basically constructing him into this heroic David that had toppled the drug raged out Trayvon Goliath thug. And then you had that dope who said being in the same room as Trayvon's hoodie was a spiritual awakening or some bullshit. And the calls for boycotts of Florida. 

Saying they both fucked up and could have adverted the situation was treated like you wanted the other one (whoever said person "supported") to die.

The best part is how much gets dropped as people rage about what they "know" like how many of the details in the Zimmerman case disappeared from most peoples versions of events that was 90% of them projecting what they wanted the details to be, the Deen thing just became about her racial slurs rather than you know the complete shit way she was treating all sorts of employees mentioned in the case, as posted up above this Duck Dynasty guy said things a little more strange than just thinking gay, sorry homosexuals, are sinners like the stuff about Shinto. (And they didn't even fire him or cancel the show or anything, just "suspended him from filming" which is probably going to be borderline meaningless.) Not that he was saying much of anything unexpected from any profile on the dude. (With some of it being a hell of a lot more reasonable way to interpret than common views of some "respectable" people.)

And the people who seemed to know every "detail" of things like the Casey Anthony case. The one woman I knew who was transfixed by this and constantly talking about it, I don't think I'd want to trust her opinion over what to drink from a selection of water and some randomly selected household chemicals. But she had this murder all figured out day by day, hour by hour and WHY Anthony did it, so on and so forth.

I blame Nancy Grace.

[Great Rumbler]

I blame Nancy Grace.

A logical thing to do.

[Human Snorenado]

It's a biased world. The media allows trash like nudity, foul language, and people making asses out of themselves, yet the moment a person reveals his religious beliefs it's a bad thing.

The show is Christian based with prayer and good values mixed with southern redneck style. Whether you agree or disagree with his beliefs he shouldn't have been suspended. If you don't like it, turn the channel.

This country is founded on the principles of freedom of speech. I'm sure the liberals and atheists will make fun of my post but I firmly believe a person is entitled to their beliefs.

A&E just signed their suicide letter.

[thisismyusername]

I just read the article and outside of the quotes ya'll posted from it about his opinions, I don't see anything too inflammitory.

Misguided and insane Christian bible-thumper, yes. "Born-again," yes. Stupid to me and you, yes.

But mostly... harmless. At least that seems to be the case to me.

I still don't get how that show is popular, meanwhile.

[Phoenix Dark]

[benjipwns]

It's MEGA-meta-outrage, people are more outraged at the people outraged at the people outraged for the people "outraged" by his not really that outrageous comments. (Again, conceding his known views.)

GLAAD bitched so A&E "suspended" him while saying how tolerant they are, and rather than seeing it as the standard corporation trying to make everybody semi-happy until they move on and forget, a certain class sees it as just another WAR AGAINST CHRISTIAN FREE SPEECH FROM THE HOMOSEXUALIST AGENDA, which sends people outraged at them into a tizzy, so the former people can get more outraged at them as they all say stupid things. And most importantly fill all this damned air time and meet these deadlines.

Meanwhile, us sane people are working on our MEGA LAWSUIT thanks to the Commerce Clause. One that will finally expose the Hearst Corporation (PART OWNER OF A&E) plot that stems back to the Spanish-American War and really took off with the founding of Good Housekeeping that this phony scandal is all just another cover for. Nobody notices Teddy Roosevelt's men were called the Rough Riders? Wake up people!

[nudemacusers]

It's MEGA-meta-outrage, people are more outraged at the people outraged at the people outraged for the people "outraged" by his not really that outrageous comments. (Again, conceding his known views.)

GLAAD bitched so A&E "suspended" him while saying how tolerant they are, and rather than seeing it as the standard corporation trying to make everybody semi-happy until they move on and forget, a certain class sees it as just another WAR AGAINST CHRISTIAN FREE SPEECH FROM THE HOMOSEXUALIST AGENDA, which sends people outraged at them into a tizzy, so the former people can get more outraged at them as they all say stupid things. And most importantly fill all this damned air time and meet these deadlines.

Meanwhile, us sane people are working on our MEGA LAWSUIT thanks to the Commerce Clause. One that will finally expose the Hearst Corporation (PART OWNER OF A&E) plot that stems back to the Spanish-American War and really took off with the founding of Good Housekeeping that this phony scandal is all just another cover for.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 u outraged bro

[benjipwns]

Always good to take trips to Cabot Cove.

And Father Dowling Mysteries! Wholesome Christian entertainment!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 u outraged bro

I AM NOW I DON'T HAVE THE PATIENCE TO WAIT FOR THIS

YOU JUST GOT YOUR NAME ADDED TO THE MEGA LAWSUIT BUDDY

[thisismyusername]

This thread was more making fun of the actual comments and people who see this as a SLIGHT AGAINST FREEDOM. I don't see much outrage.

I know. I'm talking about the "controversy" in general.

I know many people that hold a similar view on homosexuality like him: "I don't understand why they're attracted to the same sex, and I think it's morally wrong because of <xyz/bible, opinion, whatever here>, but <xyz, generally religion/Jesus> says to love one another and don't judge because it isn't my job. So..."

Frankly, besides his idiotic comments like the Shinto bit... which again: mostly harmless despite being misguided... what I find more worrying is the fact that they/he thinks their TV show is "going to set America back on the path of righteousness."

Hello religious nutter, right there.

[nudemacusers]

True story: An Imam and teacher of ours once gave us a lecture on how boy ass is tempting but we need to resist for Allah's true love or some shit like that. All it did was make us think the teacher was gay and our more flamboyant colleagues frequented the teachers lounge more often.

hah, a youth group pastor once passionately went on a spiel about the importance of being in and pursuing a relationship to solidify our commitment to god and family, and also to avoid the temptation of homosexuality.


ps. he did not have a girlfriend at the time of the speech.

[benjipwns]

ps. he did not have a girlfriend at the time of the speech.

Maybe he should have gone on a spiel about the importance of not stalking and spying on your pastor.

[nudemacusers]

ps. he did not have a girlfriend at the time of the speech.

Maybe he should have gone on a spiel about the importance of not stalking and spying on your pastor.

you obviously never saw his ass in tight jeans

[Phoenix Dark]

I played JV and some highschool basketball at a private Baptist church. I've probably told this story before, but once we were on the bus getting ready to head to a road game; iirc we were in 8th grade. One of the three black guys on the team whipped a Source magazine out of his backpack, with Lil Kim on the cover. Everyone huddled around him marveling at her tits, when I noticed the science teacher (he was also a referee during games) was slowly walking towards the back of the bus where we were. One by one we slid back to our seats, while the guy with the magazine kept flipping through oblivious to the outside world.

Science teacher walked right up on him and said "Mr. Burns, what are you looking at?" He was like "uh...just a magazine..." 100 demerits on the spot

Later I found out the science teacher had an affair with one of the students, allegedly after she turned 18. She was the nerdiest chick in the school. I remember seeing him at the school a couple years later, not teaching but doing some ministry stuff. The girl was kicked out of her church and her family basically severed ties with her. I see her every now and then, she dropped the nerd shit and is pretty attractive now.

[Brehvolution]

Now he's Rosa Parks. 

[Joe Molotov]

Yay, now we got a video (circa 2010)!

"First they say, 'There is no God. Get him out of your mind,'" Robertson says in the speech. "Then they bow down to birds, animals and reptiles, and each other. And the first thing you see coming out of them is gross sexual immorality. They will dishonor their bodies with one another, degrade each other. Uh, is that going on in the United States of America? Look around. God's not there ... And boy is there some immorality going on around here. Does it get worse?"

"Women with women, men with men, they committed indecent acts with one another, and they received in themselves the due penalty for their perversions," he continued. "They're full of murder, envy, strife, hatred. They are insolent, arrogant, God-haters. They are heartless, they are faithless, they are senseless, they are ruthless. They invent ways of doing evil. That's what you have 235 years, roughly, after your forefathers founded the country. So what are you gonna do Pennsylvania? Just run with them? You're going to die. Don't forget that."

Damn gays, why did they have to go and invent gayness back in the 1980's anyway?

[helios]

I hate it when gays invent ways of doing evil.

Anal? Evil.

Rimming? Evil.

Lemon party? Evil.

Sucking on balls? Evil.

[benjipwns]

The suspension of Phil Robertson from A&E’s Duck Dynasty is outrageous in a nation that values freedom, according to social critic and openly gay, dissident feminist Camille Paglia.

“I speak with authority here, because I was openly gay before the ‘Stonewall rebellion,’ when it cost you something to be so. And I personally feel as a libertarian that people have the right to free thought and free speech,” Paglia, a professor at the University of the Arts in Philadelphia, said on Laura Ingraham’s radio show Thursday.

“In a democratic country, people have the right to be homophobic as well as they have the right to support homosexuality — as I one hundred percent do. If people are basing their views against gays on the Bible, again they have a right of religious freedom there,” she added.

...

“To express yourself in a magazine in an interview — this is the level of punitive PC, utterly fascist, utterly Stalinist, OK, that my liberal colleagues in the Democratic Party and on college campuses have supported and promoted over the last several decades,” Paglia said. “This is the whole legacy of free speech 1960’s that have been lost by my own party.”

Paglia went on to point out that while she is an atheist she respects religion and has been frustrated by the intolerance of gay activists.

“I think that this intolerance by gay activists toward the full spectrum of human beliefs is a sign of immaturity, juvenility,” Paglia said. “This is not the mark of a true intellectual life. This is why there is no cultural life now in the U.S. Why nothing is of interest coming from the major media in terms of cultural criticism. Why the graduates of the Ivy League with their A, A, A+ grades are complete cultural illiterates, etc. is because they are not being educated in any way to give respect to opposing view points.”

“There is a dialogue going on human civilization, for heaven sakes. It’s not just this monologue coming from fanatics who have displaced the religious beliefs of their parents into a political movement,” she added. “And that is what happened to feminism, and that is what happened to gay activism, a fanaticism.”

CATHERINE  SteveThomas39 • 4 hours ago −
DON'T BE FOOLED, SHE IS JUST COMING OUT BECAUSE THE BRUSH BACK IS SO HUGE

SHE HAS BEEN POURING GAS ON THESE FIRES FOR YEARS.......THEIR HATRED FOR THE REST IS OFF THE CHART..........

THEY ARE FEMI NAZIS, GREAT WORD

...LOOK AT THE RACISTS AND BLACK PANTHERS THAT ARE IN OUR FACE NOW...............

WHO KNEW THEY WERE SO FULL OF HATE, WE AREN'T, BUT THEY GOT POWER AND ARE OUT OF CONTROL TO DESTROY US

88% WHITE NATION ELECTED A BLACK GUY TWICE AND 12% ARE STILL SCREAMING WE ARE ALL RACISTS,

GAYS ARE LESS THAN ONE HALF OF ONE PERCENT, ESPECIALLY THE MARRIAGE ONES.................

THEY 'INTOLERANTLY' DUG OUT MARRIAGE IN THE BIBLE AND STOLE IT.............KICKED US IN THE FACE CALLING 'US' INTOLERANT FOR NOT GIVING IT TO THEM,

OFFLMFAO, AND EVEN THOUGH GAY MARRIAGE HAS NEVER WON EVER IN AN ELECTION...........THEIR JUDGES ARE BUTT DOING US .............

I SERVED WITH GAY HEROES, THESE NASTY THUG GAYS COULDN'T LICK THEIR BOOTS, BUT THEY SHOULD HAVE PICKED ANOTHER WORD..........

THAT WOULD SHOW TOLERANCE FOR A HUGE 70% OF THE NATION WHO ARE CHRISTIANS THOUGH, WOULDN'T IT??

NOPE, SCREW THE MAJORITY, SCREW YOUR BIBLE, WE WANT 'THAT ' WORD.....
SEE THE WORM HAS TURNED AND THE LIBTURDS DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT YET

JUST LIKE WHAT MANDELA FOUGHT FOR

MAJORITY RULE IS COMING BACK

THE LIBTURDS IN POWER HAVE DESTROYED US, LOOK AROUND, ON EVERY FRONT

DON'T FORGET- BARRY AND PELOSI AND REID TOOK TOTAL CONTROL OF CONGRESS ON JAN 2007.............ALMOST 7 YEARS OF COMMUNIST GUYS IN POWER.................LOOK AROUND............TOTAL DESTRUCTION

JUDGES ARE BUTT DOING US 

[Joe Molotov]

Nasty thug gays ramming their agenda down our throats

[Brehvolution]

That dude is right. Look at the absolute destruction of the conservative psyche.

[Great Rumbler]

The craziest thing is that America really isn't liberal at all. I imagine Europe scares the living shit out of these guys.

Of course it does, Europe is a hotbed of socialism.

[Brehvolution]

[Steve Contra]

rocket surgery

[Shadow Mod]

That dude is right. Look at the absolute destruction of the conservative anus.

Fixed that for you.

[nudemacusers]

The craziest thing is that America really isn't liberal at all. I imagine Europe scares the living shit out of these guys.

Of course it does, Europe is a hotbed of socialism.

ukrainian man anus

[benjipwns]

WALMART SELLS OUT

spoiler (click to show/hide)

of merchandise licensed by A&E which owns the "Duck Dynasty" brand

[close]

  at "four faces" body pillow

[Himu]

it worked! Expect a PR statement issued by A&E next week reassigning him to the show.

[Brehvolution]

All men need a cave   

[ZephyrFate]

As someone who has been inside a man's anus, I don't particularly see why i need anything else, but thank you Phil Robertson

let us all remember that before the Duck Dynasty show he was a well-groomed, clean-cut yuppie Southern frat boy. He's the fakest of fake fakes.

[Phoenix Dark]

Actually they've been doing duck videos since the 80s. They apparently cut their beards off during the summer, like many people do. The show has spawned a certain identity, including beards 24/7 but those types of exaggerations are expected of a reality show. From what I've read, I get the impression they've been doing this stuff for a very long time.

[ZephyrFate]

well, regardless, gay men are doing beards better anyway and they've become much more popular in our community than these ugly grody grossness the Duck Dynasty fucks perpetuate.

I guess all this shows is that millions of Americans prefer to look like the epitome of white trash rather than ANYTHING better.

[benjipwns]

well, regardless, gay men are doing beards better anyway and they've become much more popular in our community than these ugly grody grossness the Duck Dynasty fucks perpetuate.

Are you talking about facial hair or women?

[CatsCatsCats]

[Mandark]

Now he's Rosa Parks. 

He also courageously refuses to ride in the back.

[ZephyrFate]

well, regardless, gay men are doing beards better anyway and they've become much more popular in our community than these ugly grody grossness the Duck Dynasty fucks perpetuate.

Are you talking about facial hair or women?

Facial hair; I never talk about women.

[Shaka Khan]

 

[ZephyrFate]

k 

[Van Cruncheon]

what's this bullshit about giner bein' better'n a man's sweet butter cornpoon?

[Eel O'Brian]

Ducks apparently have some John Carpenter's The Thing style genitalia:

http://io9.com/5433056/female-ducks-have-evolved-a-vagina-dentata

[Van Cruncheon]

WELL I

THERE YOU GO

[Eel O'Brian]

I'm just amazed no one else posted this, it's the first thing that pops up when I google "Duck Vagina"








for the 15th time today

[Yeti]

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/12/21/cracker-barrel-pulls-duck-dynasty-merchandise/

Even Cracker Barrel is turning against the Duck Dynasty  :'(

[benjipwns]

uh oh the people I know who watch Fox News and/or Duck Dynasty LOVE the Cracker Barrel

[Joe Molotov]

uh oh the people I know who watch Fox News and/or Duck Dynasty LOVE the Cracker Barrel

Some tough choices are gonna have to be made. 

[Great Rumbler]

Should've known that Cracker Barrel was run by a bunch of RINOs!

[benjipwns]

I knew something was up when I was there on catfish night and it was full of black people.

[Joe Molotov]

[Dickie Dee]

[Yeti]

Looks like Cracker Barrel caved to homophobia and is back to stocking Duck Dynasty products, praise Jesus! 

http://www.forbes.com/sites/clareoconnor/2013/12/22/cracker-barrel-oops-were-putting-duck-dynasty-products-back-on-our-shelves/

“Dear Cracker Barrel Customer:

When we made the decision to remove and evaluate certain Duck Dynasty items, we offended many of our loyal customers. Our intent was to avoid offending, but that’s just what we’ve done.

You told us we made a mistake. And, you weren’t shy about it. You wrote, you called and you took to social media to express your thoughts and feelings.  You flat out told us we were wrong.

We listened.

Today, we are putting all our Duck Dynasty products back in our stores.

And, we apologize for offending you.

We respect all individuals [sic] right to express their beliefs.  We certainly did not mean to have anyone think different [sic].

We sincerely hope you will continue to be part of our Cracker Barrel family.

[Great Rumbler]

[Joe Molotov]

A man's anus is more desirable than Cracker Barrel.

[ZephyrFate]

I've been to one and, yes, easily. That place was full of the ugliest, fattest, most rednecky Southern people imaginable last time I was there.

[Great Rumbler]

Cracker Barrel

[nudemacusers]

A man's anus is more desirable than Cracker Barrel.

Try a man's anus in the parking lot of cracker barrel at 2am

[Mupepe]

Cracker Barrel

It's a barrel of crackers!

[Human Snorenado]

A man's anus is more desirable than Cracker Barrel.

newsfeed plz

[Phoenix Dark]

I've been to one and, yes, easily. That place was full of the ugliest, fattest, most rednecky Southern people imaginable last time I was there.

I went with my family back in the day, and it took 30 minutes for a waiter to come to our table. The place wasn't full. It was obvious what was going on, even to me as a kid at the time.

[Great Rumbler]

I've been to one and, yes, easily. That place was full of the ugliest, fattest, most rednecky Southern people imaginable last time I was there.

I went with my family back in the day, and it took 30 minutes for a waiter to come to our table. The place wasn't full. It was obvious what was going on, even to me as a kid at the time.

Yep:

The government said its [2004] investigations showed that Cracker Barrel segregated customers by race; allowed white servers to refuse to wait on African-American customers; and seated or served white customers before seating or serving similarly situated African-American customers. Justice further alleged that, in many cases, managers directed, participated or acquiesced in those practices.

[Diunx]

True story: An Imam and teacher of ours once gave us a lecture on how boy ass is tempting but we need to resist for Allah's true love or some shit like that. All it did was make us think the teacher was gay and our more flamboyant colleagues frequented the teachers lounge more often.

So Allah will let you fuck him in the ass once you are dead?

[Great Rumbler]

Lt. Gov. Jay Dardenne, who runs the state's Department of Culture, Recreation and Tourism, released a statement Saturday vowing to help Robertson and his family find new producers for the show in the wake of his suspension from the A&E network.

"Regardless of one's views on Phil Robertson's statements, Duck Dynasty has been an important representation of the state of Louisiana, inspiring prospective visitors and investors since its debut. Their show draws tens of millions of viewers each year, reaching an audience eager to visit Sportsman's Paradise," Dardenne said. "If the Robertson family cannot come to an agreement with A&E and wants to continue the show, Louisiana already has the infrastructure in place to maintain their record-breaking program.”

[huckleberry]