THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on February 06, 2014, 08:34:11 PM

Title: TODAY ON MAURY
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 06, 2014, 08:34:11 PM: ...my sister is pregnant again.

My 34 year old sister, who has never held a job for more than a year, who has a 15 year old kid with Aspergers already, who is engaged to a 22 year old dipshit incapable of holding a job... is going to bring another fucking child into this world, because of course she is.

Where'd I put that booze?
Title: Re: TODAY ON MAURY
Post by: Atramental on February 06, 2014, 08:36:25 PM: Man, that sucks.

I'm 4 glasses of wine deep right now. I'll have another in solidarity.
Title: Re: TODAY ON MAURY
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 06, 2014, 08:37:55 PM: She got a nice rack at least?
Title: Re: TODAY ON MAURY
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 06, 2014, 08:43:39 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 06, 2014, 08:37:55 PM
She got a nice rack at least?

:holeup

demi would like her
Title: Re: TODAY ON MAURY
Post by: Rufus on February 06, 2014, 08:43:51 PM: She will now. :phil
Title: Re: TODAY ON MAURY
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 06, 2014, 08:48:05 PM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on February 06, 2014, 08:43:39 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 06, 2014, 08:37:55 PM
She got a nice rack at least?

:holeup

demi would like her

She has a penis?
Title: Re: TODAY ON MAURY
Post by: Atramental on February 06, 2014, 08:55:19 PM: Man faced white girl?

edit: sorry, that's the wine talking.
Title: Re: TODAY ON MAURY
Post by: StealthFan on February 06, 2014, 09:09:36 PM: You are the father.
Title: Re: TODAY ON MAURY
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 06, 2014, 09:32:25 PM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on February 06, 2014, 08:43:39 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 06, 2014, 08:37:55 PM
She got a nice rack at least?

:holeup

demi would like her

:lawd

@beezy
@stoneyjackson
@methodis
Title: Re: TODAY ON MAURY
Post by: Diunx on February 07, 2014, 12:43:00 AM: I wish someone would impregnate my sister, I wanna be a cool uncle.
Title: Re: TODAY ON MAURY
Post by: Himu on February 07, 2014, 12:51:21 AM: Quote from: Diunx on February 07, 2014, 12:43:00 AM
I wish someone would impregnate my sister, I wanna be a cool uncle.

Newsfeed
Title: Re: TODAY ON MAURY
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 07, 2014, 01:11:06 AM: brehs I took an L
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBxt7qehhZc
:beli