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Human Snorenado

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TODAY ON MAURY
« on: February 06, 2014, 08:34:11 PM »
...my sister is pregnant again.

My 34 year old sister, who has never held a job for more than a year, who has a 15 year old kid with Aspergers already, who is engaged to a 22 year old dipshit incapable of holding a job... is going to bring another fucking child into this world, because of course she is.

Where'd I put that booze?
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Re: TODAY ON MAURY
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2014, 08:36:25 PM »
Man, that sucks.

I'm 4 glasses of wine deep right now. I'll have another in solidarity.




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Re: TODAY ON MAURY
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2014, 08:37:55 PM »
She got a nice rack at least?
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Human Snorenado

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Re: TODAY ON MAURY
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2014, 08:43:39 PM »
She got a nice rack at least?

 :holeup

demi would like her
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Re: TODAY ON MAURY
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2014, 08:43:51 PM »
She will now.  :phil

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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2014, 08:48:05 PM »

Atramental

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Re: TODAY ON MAURY
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2014, 08:55:19 PM »
Man faced white girl?

edit: sorry, that's the wine talking.

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Re: TODAY ON MAURY
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2014, 09:09:36 PM »
You are the father.
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Re: TODAY ON MAURY
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2014, 09:32:25 PM »
She got a nice rack at least?

 :holeup

demi would like her

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Re: TODAY ON MAURY
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2014, 12:43:00 AM »
I wish someone would impregnate my sister, I wanna be a cool uncle.
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Re: TODAY ON MAURY
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2014, 12:51:21 AM »
I wish someone would impregnate my sister, I wanna be a cool uncle.

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Re: TODAY ON MAURY
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2014, 01:11:06 AM »
brehs I took an L

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