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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: nudemacusers on February 12, 2014, 10:13:16 PM

Title: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: nudemacusers on February 12, 2014, 10:13:16 PM
Certainly not to take away from other celebrations of course, but in a post-racial society I don't see the harm.

Now post some white women, or women that are 1/2 to 1/16 white if you are exodust. One drop.
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 12, 2014, 10:17:24 PM
Hellmann's or bust.
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: brob on February 12, 2014, 10:19:22 PM
Is this where we  share vegan mayonnaise recipe tips?
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: nudemacusers on February 12, 2014, 10:21:43 PM
Oh man I adore a good homemade mayo.
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: Himu on February 12, 2014, 10:26:01 PM
Hellman's or go home.
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: nudemacusers on February 12, 2014, 10:39:57 PM
well, you guys did make ketchup
hey whoa I'm not white
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: benjipwns on February 12, 2014, 10:48:10 PM
This kind of thread is needed more often really. At least somebody finally has manned up and taken a stand in the schoolhouse door.

To use a completely unrelated and innocent phrase.
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: StealthFan on February 12, 2014, 10:48:57 PM
There's always a reason to celebrate being white :rejoice
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 12, 2014, 10:50:44 PM
The best part of being white is when you wake up each day and remember you are white and not non-white. 
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: G The Resurrected on February 12, 2014, 10:51:33 PM
Just another day not being in jail in the man's system... this the good life
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 12, 2014, 10:53:52 PM
How come there's no Asian History Month? :smug
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 12, 2014, 10:55:29 PM
Because you don't need a month to explain how a railroad gets built. 
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: StealthFan on February 12, 2014, 10:55:55 PM
How come there's no Asian History Month? :smug

All these stupid History or Awareness months are an American thing, and here in America ching-chongs have no culture. Might as well be righ--er I mean white.

:smug
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: nudemacusers on February 12, 2014, 10:59:28 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Ih-ehn5O0aU/TqCgQDt2cMI/AAAAAAAAAH8/IAj1NGoJwz0/s1600/Mayo.jpg)

I just 1up'd all you slack jawed fruitcakes. Trader Joe's, organic, mayonnaise.
Looks like baby shit. I like my mayo like my women; white, cheap, and stuffed in a plastic container.
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: StealthFan on February 12, 2014, 11:15:21 PM
That whole indians are asians ish :camby We off that. Shit makes no sense.
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: doctavius bonbon on February 12, 2014, 11:15:33 PM
These mayo posts are making me nauseous.

Such a vile creation of mankind.
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: Diunx on February 13, 2014, 12:16:04 AM
I have never been arrested.
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: Oblivion on February 13, 2014, 12:24:07 AM
well, you guys did make ketchup
hey whoa I'm not white

 :kobeyuck
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 13, 2014, 01:08:17 AM
Let's have a celebratory white person dance!

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/3659009/carlton-dance-o.gif)
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 13, 2014, 01:15:30 AM
:yeshrug
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: nudemacusers on February 13, 2014, 01:29:21 AM
finally a white woman :rejoice

too bad she's a mudshark* amirite brehs

*learned this one on neogaf!
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: Trent Dole on February 13, 2014, 01:33:41 AM
Mariah's half black.
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 13, 2014, 01:44:11 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/etWebd5.jpg)

:heart
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: Your Stalker on February 13, 2014, 03:42:44 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/U5Klp6Wl.jpg)
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: Beezy on February 13, 2014, 09:53:33 AM
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1085391/white-guy-dancing-o.gif)
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: nudemacusers on February 13, 2014, 11:14:07 AM
cac excellence :obama :whew

(http://www.essence.com/sites/default/files/images/embed/president-obama-making-terrorism-speech.jpg)
our best gay white president after lincoln :rejoice
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 13, 2014, 12:42:45 PM
Woke up today; still white.  O yaaaa.  And the good kind of white too, no drop of Irish in me.
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: Your Stalker on February 13, 2014, 01:44:12 PM
how come no one liked my post
(http://i.imgur.com/0af2jEY.jpg)
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 13, 2014, 02:20:21 PM
Woke up today; still white.  O yaaaa.  And the good kind of white too, no drop of Irish in me.

(http://replygif.net/i/1253.gif)
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: nachobro on February 13, 2014, 02:39:34 PM
Mayo  :what

White people are the worst. Glad I'm not one of them  :jawalrus
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 13, 2014, 03:04:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZJlnbTggrQ
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: king of the internet on February 13, 2014, 03:25:09 PM
I feel misrepresented by the mayo cac love stereotype. That shit is gross, give me a decent mustard instead.  :bow Spicy Dijon.
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: doctavius bonbon on February 13, 2014, 03:36:40 PM
I feel misrepresented by the mayo cac love stereotype. That shit is gross, give me a decent mustard instead.  :bow Spicy Dijon.

dap

shit, I'll take mustard gas over mayo.

Edit: also I feel there is a very real possibility of this thread eclipsing the black history month thread. Thanks white people.
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2014, 07:52:29 PM
Real mayo is incredible. I think some people are thinking of miracle whip and getting confused
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 13, 2014, 09:22:53 PM
Sure thing, white people. Guess Polka Dancing and Dave Matthews Band are underrated too.

You know what's not underrated tho?  Going through a TSA checkpoint without getting pulled for "random" screening, awwwww yeeeeeah

(http://i42.tinypic.com/149r4n9.jpg)
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 13, 2014, 10:16:10 PM
I dunno, I know several black dutch dudes that love mayo. Even put it on their fries.  :-X
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: Trent Dole on February 13, 2014, 10:42:44 PM
I dunno, I know several black dutch dudes that love mayo. Even put it on their fries.  :-X
Are they from outside the US? Every other country loves them some mayo with their fries it seems.
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: Himu on February 13, 2014, 11:57:58 PM
Black folk hating mayo is all the proof you need that black Americans like crap food.
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: Rufus on February 14, 2014, 01:11:54 AM
Fries with mayo are pretty standard in Europe. Some people like botch ketchup and mayo on theirs. Is American mayo crap, or just under-appreciated?
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: StealthFan on February 14, 2014, 01:21:22 AM
I like mayo. In moderation though, unless it is a mediocre ass bologna sandwich and you need to drown out the taste of subpar meat and cheese.
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 14, 2014, 01:31:36 AM
Fries with mayo are pretty standard in Europe. Some people like botch ketchup and mayo on theirs. Is American mayo crap, or just under-appreciated?

Its like everything else in America. You can find the finest here if you want, but there's a lot of mediocrity.  We're all about range and options here, in a lot of ways.

But of course mayo takes a backseat here. We excel at real condiments, like barbecue sauce.

:lawd
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: nudemacusers on February 14, 2014, 01:33:11 AM
plain mayo might be unexciting to some, but add some relish, horseradish, cayenne pepper and lime and :lawd
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: Himu on February 14, 2014, 01:51:31 AM
What does euro mayo taste like? And I'm not big on BBQ. I mean, it is good. But more often than not it comes out charred or dry and then people slather a bunch of BBQ sauce on it that usually tastes the same. I prefer baked food over BBQ any day. In Texas we fire up grills any time of the year and I'm rarely impressed. I'd rather eat ethnic food like Mexican at a taqueria or pho at a Vietnamese joint. The real great thing about America is the sheer variety of venues due to the amount of immigrants, not BBQ.

Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: Yeti on February 14, 2014, 01:53:41 AM
(http://media.shopwell.com/gladson/00044121003090_full.jpg)

Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: Himu on February 14, 2014, 02:03:54 AM
My parents get BBQ like at least twice a month. At this point I can't stand BBQ. :( I'd like to try different styles tho.
Title: Re: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month
Post by: Steve Contra on February 14, 2014, 02:27:49 PM
What does euro mayo taste like? And I'm not big on BBQ. I mean, it is good. But more often than not it comes out charred or dry and then people slather a bunch of BBQ sauce on it that usually tastes the same. I prefer baked food over BBQ any day. In Texas we fire up grills any time of the year and I'm rarely impressed. I'd rather eat ethnic food like Mexican at a taqueria or pho at a Vietnamese joint. The real great thing about America is the sheer variety of venues due to the amount of immigrants, not BBQ.

Dunno about Euro Mayo but what separates Japanese mayo from the American stuff is that it actually has some flavor to it instead of just being a creamy glop of fat.
That's because Japanese people aren't pussies about msg

:bow msg :bow2