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Title: i peed in my bed last night
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 20, 2014, 09:09:43 AM: i accidentally drank a powerade right before bed so now i have pee soaked sheets boxers and two pee holes on my mattress anyone know the best way to clean it all i did so far was spray a shitload of febreeze on it then flip the mattress
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Post by: Brehvolution on March 20, 2014, 09:13:14 AM: (http://i62.tinypic.com/2dsl6wx.jpg)
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Post by: king of the internet on March 20, 2014, 09:53:04 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/RCGdklt.jpg?1)
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Title: Re: i peed in my bed last night
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 20, 2014, 10:11:21 AM: I can't think of a more fitting existence for you than wallowing in your own bodily functions.
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Post by: Brehvolution on March 20, 2014, 10:13:58 AM: There has to be another factor involved.

No one over the age of 7 pisses the bed unless they were hammered or ill.
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Post by: Himu on March 20, 2014, 10:16:04 AM: This doesn't happen dude.
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 20, 2014, 10:20:06 AM: i dont know i stayed up very late playing diablo and league of legends and drank alot of fluids and i had a dream that i was sitting in a comfy toilet and pissed and welp
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Post by: Tasty on March 20, 2014, 10:20:57 AM: (http://i45.tinypic.com/cq1iq.gif)
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Post by: Raban on March 20, 2014, 11:22:41 AM: peeing in a legendary thread
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Post by: Momo on March 20, 2014, 11:24:24 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/eAbyGsI.gif)
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 20, 2014, 11:40:55 AM: This reminds me of the time I drank a lot before going to bed and then didn't piss it. It's good not to be a bed-pisser.
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 20, 2014, 11:45:32 AM: my kidneys hurt today
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Post by: Himu on March 20, 2014, 11:46:58 AM: Go to the doctor today or tomorrow. Not any later.
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Post by: Positive Touch on March 20, 2014, 12:02:58 PM: is your gf beating you breh?
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Post by: StealthFan on March 20, 2014, 01:02:50 PM: You accidently drank a Powerade before bed? Like that is responsible for you wetting the bed? Go to a doctor.
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 20, 2014, 01:25:50 PM: i think it was just the powerade i dunno
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Post by: StealthFan on March 20, 2014, 01:28:22 PM: post in a methodis thread, brehs.
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Post by: Mupepe on March 20, 2014, 01:43:44 PM: When I was like 7 I drank water too close to my bedtime and ended up pissing the bed. I was so embarrassed that for the next 18 years or so I would avoid drinking water so close to bed time. After awhile it wasn't from the fear, it was just habit. Then I started lifting weights, took creatine and I tried that shit and woke up dehydrated with a massive headache. I broke that fucking habit quick. Now I have to wake up all the time to piss because I drink so much damn water.
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Post by: Your Stalker on March 20, 2014, 03:43:08 PM: can't say i'm surprised what with you being a sonyfag and all
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Post by: Steve Contra on March 20, 2014, 03:46:02 PM: Yeah if you actually peed the bed, go to a doctor, if this is the same as you being black (http://i.imgur.com/0JRSXMu.png)
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 20, 2014, 03:46:05 PM: Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 20, 2014, 11:46:58 AM
Go to the doctor today or tomorrow. Not any later.

I think he should give it until he's dead
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 20, 2014, 05:48:27 PM: comfy toilet
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2014, 06:00:49 PM: It sucks when I wake up at 4AM and realize I need to get up and pee. Perhaps Methodis deserves some credit for being a trailblazer here.
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Post by: hampster on March 20, 2014, 06:20:21 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/u2XdQTe.jpg)
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Post by: StealthFan on March 20, 2014, 06:27:38 PM: Is the length of that strip the joke?
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 20, 2014, 06:39:18 PM: congrats, you have the bladder stability of an elderly jack russell terrier with kidney problems.
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Post by: Steve Contra on March 20, 2014, 07:06:02 PM: Holy shit why is that comic so long?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2014, 07:23:06 PM: that comic is better than Inception
:hitler
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 20, 2014, 08:26:03 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2014, 06:00:49 PM
It sucks when I wake up at 4AM and realize I need to get up and pee. Perhaps Methodis deserves some credit for being a trailblazer here.

Honestly, I look forward to being Drinky's age so that keeping a bed pan will be passable.
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Post by: benjipwns on March 20, 2014, 08:46:23 PM: this is the worst and the best thread
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2014, 09:12:42 PM: Quote from: benjipwns on March 20, 2014, 08:46:23 PM
this is the worst and the best thread

there are two sides to everything. like the warm, comforting sensation...and then the wet realization you pissed yourself.
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Post by: chronovore on March 20, 2014, 09:36:24 PM: Pissing while asleep is apparently a genetic thing. Buy a plastic sheet.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 20, 2014, 09:41:07 PM: Ya, because autism is genetic.
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 20, 2014, 09:49:32 PM: ive never done it before; ive jizzed in my slee p lots of times but never pissed embararsing
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 20, 2014, 09:53:34 PM: I have never pissed embarrassing either; I just piss piss.
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Post by: StealthFan on March 20, 2014, 10:49:17 PM: I wish we could rate threads.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 20, 2014, 11:22:22 PM: Who pissed in your bed this morning, O?
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Post by: Shaka Khan on March 20, 2014, 11:29:56 PM: Sounds more like Methodis has finally seen TitanFall.
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Post by: Tasty on March 20, 2014, 11:52:08 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 20, 2014, 11:22:22 PM
Who pissed in your bed this morning, O?

Methodis, obviously. They share a bed.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:tauntaun
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Post by: Diunx on March 21, 2014, 03:48:12 PM: Any tips on how to clean dry cum from a mattress?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 21, 2014, 03:51:53 PM: Take your mattress to the dry cleaners.
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Post by: StealthFan on March 21, 2014, 04:03:45 PM: Quote from: Diunx on March 21, 2014, 03:48:12 PM
Any tips on how to clean dry cum from a mattress?
Yeah. It's called putting a fucking sheet over it, sex pervert.
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Post by: Takao on March 21, 2014, 04:11:32 PM: Quote from: Diunx on March 21, 2014, 03:48:12 PM
Any tips on how to clean dry cum from a mattress?

pee on it
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Post by: Himu on March 21, 2014, 04:13:12 PM: i don't think i've ever been more disgusted with a diunx post
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 21, 2014, 04:14:30 PM: Ya but then you need a mongoose for the pee
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Post by: drew on March 21, 2014, 04:45:23 PM: yeah man you should be waking up before your body lets you pizzz...the last thing I do before i lay my head down is chug a tall glass of water. Not sure why everyone is telling you to go to a doctor though, what could be wrong with him that's so bad?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 21, 2014, 04:47:42 PM: Autism, that's what could be so bad. Also if he goes, the doctor will probably tickle his prostate, so it's like why not go?
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Post by: Shadow Mod on March 21, 2014, 04:59:14 PM: When I was in the hospital they gave me some ink marker for the CT scan that gives you the feeling you're pissing your pants. That warm feel without the pissing the pants part, :lawd
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Post by: Tasty on March 21, 2014, 05:00:09 PM: Quote from: Diunx on March 21, 2014, 03:48:12 PM
Any tips on how to clean dry cum from a mattress?

Solution: :mouf
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Post by: drew on March 21, 2014, 05:05:58 PM: LOL, no. Autism is pretty fucking self evident, there is no way he has reached 20+ years of life without a doctor or a family member noticing something.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 21, 2014, 05:13:32 PM: Quote from: drew on March 21, 2014, 05:05:58 PM
LOL, no. Autism is pretty fucking self evident, there is no way he has reached 20+ years of life without a doctor or a family member noticing something.

O, you are on to us. You smart fellow, you.
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Post by: Shadow Mod on March 21, 2014, 05:17:25 PM: Quote from: drew on March 21, 2014, 05:05:58 PM
LOL, no. Autism is pretty fucking self evident, there is no way he has reached 20+ years of life without a doctor or a family member noticing something.

There's this site where I don't think this applies at all to individuals.
Title: Re: i peed in my bed last night
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2014, 05:58:12 PM: Quote from: Diunx on March 21, 2014, 03:48:12 PM
Any tips on how to clean dry cum from a mattress?

salt water
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Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 21, 2014, 06:18:03 PM: I think you guys are being a bit too mean to Methodis. He could have an actual problem and hope he's okay.

Though I admit, I totally laughed.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 21, 2014, 06:41:20 PM: Quote from: drew on March 21, 2014, 04:45:23 PM
yeah man you should be waking up before your body lets you pizzz...the last thing I do before i lay my head down is chug a tall glass of water. Not sure why everyone is telling you to go to a doctor though, what could be wrong with him that's so bad?

Full-blown AIDS
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Post by: Diunx on March 22, 2014, 01:22:47 AM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 21, 2014, 05:00:09 PM
Quote from: Diunx on March 21, 2014, 03:48:12 PM
Any tips on how to clean dry cum from a mattress?

Solution: :mouf

I do have a dog... :ohhh
Title: Re: i peed in my bed last night
Post by: drew on March 22, 2014, 02:20:40 AM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 21, 2014, 05:13:32 PM
O, you are on to us. You smart fellow, you.

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on March 21, 2014, 05:17:25 PM
There's this site where I don't think this applies at all to individuals.

the two of you might as well be typing in Chinese :mindblown
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Post by: Rufus on March 22, 2014, 02:58:19 AM: 1 sarcasm
2 NeoGAF
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Post by: Brehvolution on March 24, 2014, 10:30:01 AM: Quote from: Diunx on March 22, 2014, 01:22:47 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 21, 2014, 05:00:09 PM
Quote from: Diunx on March 21, 2014, 03:48:12 PM
Any tips on how to clean dry cum from a mattress?

Solution: :mouf

I do have a dog... :ohhh

(http://i46.tinypic.com/5zgllu.jpg)
Title: Re: i peed in my bed last night
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 04, 2014, 02:25:16 PM: i was feeling around "down south" last night and i felt al ump on my bazookas :'( >:(

guess i need to go to the doctor
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Post by: Joe Molotov on April 04, 2014, 02:43:00 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/0RB2ij5.jpg)
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Post by: king of the internet on April 04, 2014, 02:43:04 PM: You're probably gonna die.
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Post by: Rufus on April 04, 2014, 02:45:46 PM: That doesn't sound good.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2014, 02:58:55 PM: Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on April 04, 2014, 02:25:16 PM
i was feeling around "down south" last night and i felt al ump on my bazookas :'( >:(

guess i need to go to the doctor
Ump is a strange last name. I wish you and Al all the best. Glad you finally came out.

Edit. I missread the post. Sounds like this Al guy date raped you. Yes you should go to the doctor.
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Post by: Himu on April 04, 2014, 03:12:04 PM: what the fuck are bazookas? Balls?
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 04, 2014, 03:15:29 PM: some big 'merican zookas himuro
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Post by: Himu on April 04, 2014, 03:23:00 PM: you have more than one dick?
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 04, 2014, 03:30:18 PM: i prob wont go to the doctor tbh :-\
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2014, 03:32:24 PM: Well I'm sure a lumpy bazooka fires just as well.
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Post by: king of the internet on April 04, 2014, 03:35:18 PM: Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on April 04, 2014, 03:30:18 PM
i prob wont go to the doctor tbh :-\

Why bother? Just accept the cold embrace of death.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2014, 03:36:57 PM: That's not death. Al just has cold hands.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on April 04, 2014, 04:36:12 PM: Quote from: Esch on April 04, 2014, 03:32:20 PM
I hope youre ok Methodis :tocry

Where's the downvote button?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 06, 2014, 10:57:00 AM: Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on April 04, 2014, 03:30:18 PM
i prob wont go to the doctor tbh :-\
Should haves signed up for Obamacare bro. RIP
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 06, 2014, 11:25:17 AM: The lumps gone down in the past few days.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 06, 2014, 11:30:14 AM: Normally I think the answer to this is obvious and I wouldn't ask anyone else, but since it's you; Are you sure your bazooka didn't just have an erection?
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Post by: Human Snorenado on April 06, 2014, 11:34:16 AM: Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on April 06, 2014, 11:25:17 AM
The lumps gone down in the past few days.

:shaq2
Title: Re: i peed in my bed last night
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 06, 2014, 12:34:01 PM: lumps near your crotch=instant doctor visit. come the fuck on, distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

unless it's a hemorrhoid I guess
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Post by: Human Snorenado on April 06, 2014, 12:36:09 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 06, 2014, 12:34:01 PM
lumps near your crotch=instant doctor visit. come the fuck on, distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

unless it's a hemorrhoid I guess

Methodis is a strong black man that don't need no doctor visits :teehee
Title: Re: i peed in my bed last night
Post by: Diunx on April 06, 2014, 02:58:48 PM: Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on April 04, 2014, 03:30:18 PM
i prob wont go to the doctor tbh :-\

Typical Black man mistake :tocry
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Post by: Beezy on April 06, 2014, 06:33:42 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 06, 2014, 12:34:01 PM
lumps near your crotch=instant doctor visit. come the fuck on, distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

unless it's a hemorrhoid I guess
Or ingrown hairs. :(