Author Topic: i peed in my bed last night (Read 4721 times)

MyNameIsMethodis · « **on:** March 20, 2014, 09:09:43 AM »

i accidentally drank a powerade right before bed so now i have pee soaked sheets boxers and two pee holes on my mattress anyone know the best way to clean it all i did so far was spray a shitload of febreeze on it then flip the mattress

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1 on:** March 20, 2014, 09:13:14 AM »

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3 on:** March 20, 2014, 10:11:21 AM »

I can't think of a more fitting existence for you than wallowing in your own bodily functions.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #4 on:** March 20, 2014, 10:13:58 AM »

There has to be another factor involved.

No one over the age of 7 pisses the bed unless they were hammered or ill.

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** March 20, 2014, 10:16:04 AM »

This doesn't happen dude.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #6 on:** March 20, 2014, 10:20:06 AM »

i dont know i stayed up very late playing diablo and league of legends and drank alot of fluids and i had a dream that i was sitting in a comfy toilet and pissed and welp

Tasty · « **Reply #7 on:** March 20, 2014, 10:20:57 AM »

Raban · « **Reply #8 on:** March 20, 2014, 11:22:41 AM »

peeing in a legendary thread

Momo · « **Reply #9 on:** March 20, 2014, 11:24:24 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** March 20, 2014, 11:40:55 AM »

This reminds me of the time I drank a lot before going to bed and then didn't piss it. It's good not to be a bed-pisser.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #11 on:** March 20, 2014, 11:45:32 AM »

my kidneys hurt today

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** March 20, 2014, 11:46:58 AM »

Go to the doctor today or tomorrow. Not any later.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #13 on:** March 20, 2014, 12:02:58 PM »

is your gf beating you breh?

StealthFan · « **Reply #14 on:** March 20, 2014, 01:02:50 PM »

You accidently drank a Powerade before bed? Like that is responsible for you wetting the bed? Go to a doctor.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #15 on:** March 20, 2014, 01:25:50 PM »

i think it was just the powerade i dunno

StealthFan · « **Reply #16 on:** March 20, 2014, 01:28:22 PM »

post in a methodis thread, brehs.

Mupepe · « **Reply #17 on:** March 20, 2014, 01:43:44 PM »

When I was like 7 I drank water too close to my bedtime and ended up pissing the bed. I was so embarrassed that for the next 18 years or so I would avoid drinking water so close to bed time. After awhile it wasn't from the fear, it was just habit. Then I started lifting weights, took creatine and I tried that shit and woke up dehydrated with a massive headache. I broke that fucking habit quick. Now I have to wake up all the time to piss because I drink so much damn water.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #18 on:** March 20, 2014, 03:43:08 PM »

can't say i'm surprised what with you being a sonyfag and all

Steve Contra · « **Reply #19 on:** March 20, 2014, 03:46:02 PM »

Yeah if you actually peed the bed, go to a doctor, if this is the same as you being black

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #20 on:** March 20, 2014, 03:46:05 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 20, 2014, 11:46:58 AM

Go to the doctor today or tomorrow. Not any later.

I think he should give it until he's dead

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #21 on:** March 20, 2014, 05:48:27 PM »

comfy toilet

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** March 20, 2014, 06:00:49 PM »

It sucks when I wake up at 4AM and realize I need to get up and pee. Perhaps Methodis deserves some credit for being a trailblazer here.

hampster · « **Reply #23 on:** March 20, 2014, 06:20:21 PM »

StealthFan · « **Reply #24 on:** March 20, 2014, 06:27:38 PM »

Is the length of that strip the joke?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #25 on:** March 20, 2014, 06:39:18 PM »

congrats, you have the bladder stability of an elderly jack russell terrier with kidney problems.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #26 on:** March 20, 2014, 07:06:02 PM »

Holy shit why is that comic so long?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** March 20, 2014, 07:23:06 PM »

that comic is better than Inception

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28 on:** March 20, 2014, 08:26:03 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2014, 06:00:49 PM

It sucks when I wake up at 4AM and realize I need to get up and pee. Perhaps Methodis deserves some credit for being a trailblazer here.

Honestly, I look forward to being Drinky's age so that keeping a bed pan will be passable.

benjipwns · « **Reply #29 on:** March 20, 2014, 08:46:23 PM »

this is the worst and the best thread

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** March 20, 2014, 09:12:42 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 20, 2014, 08:46:23 PM

this is the worst and the best thread

there are two sides to everything. like the warm, comforting sensation...and then the wet realization you pissed yourself.

chronovore · « **Reply #31 on:** March 20, 2014, 09:36:24 PM »

Pissing while asleep is apparently a genetic thing. Buy a plastic sheet.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #32 on:** March 20, 2014, 09:41:07 PM »

Ya, because autism is genetic.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #33 on:** March 20, 2014, 09:49:32 PM »

ive never done it before; ive jizzed in my slee p lots of times but never pissed embararsing

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #34 on:** March 20, 2014, 09:53:34 PM »

I have never pissed embarrassing either; I just piss piss.

StealthFan · « **Reply #35 on:** March 20, 2014, 10:49:17 PM »

I wish we could rate threads.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #36 on:** March 20, 2014, 11:22:22 PM »

Who pissed in your bed this morning, O?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #37 on:** March 20, 2014, 11:29:56 PM »

Sounds more like Methodis has finally seen TitanFall.

Tasty · « **Reply #38 on:** March 20, 2014, 11:52:08 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 20, 2014, 11:22:22 PM

Who pissed in your bed this morning, O?

Methodis, obviously. They share a bed.

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Diunx · « **Reply #39 on:** March 21, 2014, 03:48:12 PM »

Any tips on how to clean dry cum from a mattress?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #40 on:** March 21, 2014, 03:51:53 PM »

Take your mattress to the dry cleaners.

StealthFan · « **Reply #41 on:** March 21, 2014, 04:03:45 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on March 21, 2014, 03:48:12 PM

Any tips on how to clean dry cum from a mattress?

Yeah. It's called putting a fucking sheet over it, sex pervert.

Takao · « **Reply #42 on:** March 21, 2014, 04:11:32 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on March 21, 2014, 03:48:12 PM

Any tips on how to clean dry cum from a mattress?

pee on it

Himu · « **Reply #43 on:** March 21, 2014, 04:13:12 PM »

i don't think i've ever been more disgusted with a diunx post

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #44 on:** March 21, 2014, 04:14:30 PM »

Ya but then you need a mongoose for the pee

drew · « **Reply #45 on:** March 21, 2014, 04:45:23 PM »

yeah man you should be waking up before your body lets you pizzz...the last thing I do before i lay my head down is chug a tall glass of water. Not sure why everyone is telling you to go to a doctor though, what could be wrong with him that's so bad?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #46 on:** March 21, 2014, 04:47:42 PM »

Autism, that's what could be so bad. Also if he goes, the doctor will probably tickle his prostate, so it's like why not go?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #47 on:** March 21, 2014, 04:59:14 PM »

When I was in the hospital they gave me some ink marker for the CT scan that gives you the feeling you're pissing your pants. That warm feel without the pissing the pants part,

Tasty · « **Reply #48 on:** March 21, 2014, 05:00:09 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on March 21, 2014, 03:48:12 PM

Any tips on how to clean dry cum from a mattress?

Solution:

drew · « **Reply #49 on:** March 21, 2014, 05:05:58 PM »

LOL, no. Autism is pretty fucking self evident, there is no way he has reached 20+ years of life without a doctor or a family member noticing something.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #50 on:** March 21, 2014, 05:13:32 PM »

Quote from: drew on March 21, 2014, 05:05:58 PM

LOL, no. Autism is pretty fucking self evident, there is no way he has reached 20+ years of life without a doctor or a family member noticing something.

O, you are on to us. You smart fellow, you.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #51 on:** March 21, 2014, 05:17:25 PM »

Quote from: drew on March 21, 2014, 05:05:58 PM

LOL, no. Autism is pretty fucking self evident, there is no way he has reached 20+ years of life without a doctor or a family member noticing something.

There's this site where I don't think this applies at all to individuals.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #52 on:** March 21, 2014, 05:58:12 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on March 21, 2014, 03:48:12 PM

Any tips on how to clean dry cum from a mattress?

salt water

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #53 on:** March 21, 2014, 06:18:03 PM »

I think you guys are being a bit too mean to Methodis. He could have an actual problem and hope he's okay.

Though I admit, I totally laughed.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #54 on:** March 21, 2014, 06:41:20 PM »

Quote from: drew on March 21, 2014, 04:45:23 PM

yeah man you should be waking up before your body lets you pizzz...the last thing I do before i lay my head down is chug a tall glass of water. Not sure why everyone is telling you to go to a doctor though, what could be wrong with him that's so bad?

Full-blown AIDS

Diunx · « **Reply #55 on:** March 22, 2014, 01:22:47 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 21, 2014, 05:00:09 PM

Quote from: Diunx on March 21, 2014, 03:48:12 PM
Any tips on how to clean dry cum from a mattress?

Solution:

I do have a dog...

drew · « **Reply #56 on:** March 22, 2014, 02:20:40 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 21, 2014, 05:13:32 PM

O, you are on to us. You smart fellow, you.

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on March 21, 2014, 05:17:25 PM

There's this site where I don't think this applies at all to individuals.

the two of you might as well be typing in Chinese

Rufus · « **Reply #57 on:** March 22, 2014, 02:58:19 AM »

1 sarcasm
2 NeoGAF

Brehvolution · « **Reply #58 on:** March 24, 2014, 10:30:01 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on March 22, 2014, 01:22:47 AM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 21, 2014, 05:00:09 PM
Quote from: Diunx on March 21, 2014, 03:48:12 PM
Any tips on how to clean dry cum from a mattress?

Solution:

I do have a dog...

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #59 on:** April 04, 2014, 02:25:16 PM »

i was feeling around "down south" last night and i felt al ump on my bazookas :'(

guess i need to go to the doctor

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