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Title: Your turn offs
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2014, 12:21:04 PM
Tattoos.

A tattoo here. A tattoo there. That's fine.But this recent trend of filling your entire body with ink men are doing is gross. That look is so jot sexy and it is pretty much so mainstream now it is getting harder to find non tatted men. Their tattoos rarely look good, nor cool, like
this:

(http://i.imgur.com/ooA8fFw.jpg)

98% of tattoos look like shit and they certainly aren't sexy. It is like every guy is trying to look like Dennis Rodman or Allen Iverson now. What was one a rarity is now becoming more and more common, and it is completely gross.

/rant :maf
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Trent Dole on May 14, 2014, 12:26:37 PM
This thread is just an excuse to hargle Roman Reigns isn't it?
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Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2014, 12:29:45 PM
This thread is just an excuse to hargle Roman Reigns isn't it?
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Yes.

I swear that family has the coolest tattoos.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Diunx on May 14, 2014, 12:36:27 PM
Penises.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2014, 12:37:37 PM
(http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/life/doonan/2012/04/120413_DOONAN_davidBeckhamTwanyBeckhamTats.jpg.CROP.rectangle3-large.jpg)

 :yuck :-X

What kind of turnoffs? Sexual? Social?

Sexual.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: nudemacusers on May 14, 2014, 12:41:48 PM
see i'm kind of hte opposite. i wish my wife had more ink. covered in it. :lawd

strangely i have none, and I don't think I ever will.


i really can't think  of much aside from bad breath or body odor. hairy legs.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: TVC15 on May 14, 2014, 12:46:38 PM
No piss.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Huff on May 14, 2014, 12:49:54 PM
Eating loudly
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Steve Contra on May 14, 2014, 12:56:27 PM
I have pretty catholic tastes when it comes to women nothing specific would ever make me go :kobeyuck
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: nudemacusers on May 14, 2014, 01:01:49 PM
Overt girliness. I don't mind my women being effeminate or a bit girly, cause well, they're girls. But when it's powerful like "OH MAH GAWD HIIII" and squeaky and giggly and shit it annoys me.
oh yeah the baby voice :holeup
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 14, 2014, 01:12:08 PM
Smooth, soft bodies. And going off of that: kids. They just do nothing for me.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: king of the internet on May 14, 2014, 01:12:10 PM
Annoying laughs. Instant boner killer.

Eating loudly

Also, this. Triggers a combination of rage and disgust in me.  >:( :-X
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 14, 2014, 01:13:09 PM
-Bad teeth
-Tongue piercings
-Smoking
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 14, 2014, 01:17:10 PM
Bad teeth :noah
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 14, 2014, 01:20:11 PM
Low self esteem.

If you don't love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else?
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 14, 2014, 01:21:47 PM
There's two types of bad teeth. The crooked teeth, gap-toothed or snaggletooth thing .. which is no problem. But then there's the small rodent teeth that are all brownish or grey/black.

The latter is really hard to get around.

Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Brehvolution on May 14, 2014, 01:24:55 PM
A simple point drowned out by 20 minutes of back story involving some person I met once years ago and now she can't believe I don't remember that person.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2014, 01:26:44 PM
A simple point drowned out by 20 minutes of back story involving some person I met once years ago and now she can't believe I don't remember that person.

(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131126084708/walkingdead/images/0/0f/Post-15337-Christian-Bale-confused-gif-Hje6.gif)
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 14, 2014, 01:29:11 PM
Yeah I very specifically planned all my tattoos to be colorful and ocean themed (I feel a strong connection to the ocean)
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: nudemacusers on May 14, 2014, 01:30:18 PM
i'm of two minds about that... either make it totally cohesive or celebrate the jumble of pomo kitsch.

regardless they should look good, not like a tattoo out of of a thrift mall.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 14, 2014, 01:31:53 PM
Yeah flash art tattoos suck. If you're not paying someone to design and draw an original tatto, what are you gonna do when you run into someone with the same tat?
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2014, 01:32:16 PM
You know what I think my problem with most tattoo addicts is? A lot of their shit rarely feels cohesive. Like that guy with gangsta shit on his belly, cross on his shoulder asian symbols on his arm, girls name on his back etc. If you're going to get lots of tattoos, why not build off a theme and make them aesthetically/ideologically coherent? Reminds me of that Sarah Marshall bit where she picks apart all his tats and says hes full of shit :sabu

I was thinking about getting one on my back next couple years though.

This is what I love about that this family's tat. One central theme.

(http://i46.tinypic.com/rgypo7.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/5lfflsd.jpg)

If you get a tattoo, make it aesthetically pleasing. PLEASE.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 14, 2014, 01:43:24 PM
The biggest problem with tattoos is that if you get something that is awesome, everyone is going to try to copy you and then a decade later you have the same tired shit everyone else has.




Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: brob on May 14, 2014, 01:45:51 PM
smh at the body police in here telling people their expressions of their own beauty needs to conform to some nosey outsider's peeping. all y'all getting exposed on my tumblr just u fukkn wait
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Raban on May 14, 2014, 01:56:28 PM
The only one I can think of is what Shaka posted: kids. Tattoos, piercings, baby voice, fat, smooth, shit, piss, vomit, whatever, I'll take it all. Just keep me away from your seed.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 14, 2014, 02:04:02 PM
Low self esteem.

If you don't love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2014, 02:04:20 PM
smh at the body police in here telling people their expressions of their own beauty needs to conform to some nosey outsider's peeping. all y'all getting exposed on my tumblr just u fukkn wait

There's nothing inherently wrong with tattoos. But in America, almost everyone in this generation has a tattoo now. And it isn't just one and done tattoo either, but covering entire body tattoos. It's gross.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: nachobro on May 14, 2014, 02:08:28 PM
Smoking  :yuck
Posting on a gaming forum  :yuck
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2014, 02:09:07 PM
I'm never going to get pregnant, so I'm fine with kids. :heart
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: lordmaji on May 14, 2014, 02:14:17 PM
Smokers, 100%. A girl can be amazingly hot and then she pulls out a cig and lights up... kills it everytime. She's no longer hot imo, she then looks just a bad as a meth head to me. :lol

Sorry, just can't do it.

Most bald women too.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: king of the internet on May 14, 2014, 02:14:19 PM
Bad teeth :noah

One little snaggle tooth can be kinda cute, but I can't handle that shit if it's seriously jank or especially rotting out.  :yuck
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 14, 2014, 02:18:31 PM
The tattoo id get came from an epiphany. After I broke my back I was reading the Puranas and came across the story of how Indra (hinduisms zeus equivalent) was looking to fashion a weapon to desroy the serpent Vrtra. He came to find that no conventional weapon could kill this asura, Vishnu told him that he had to fashion one from the bones of a sage Dadhichi in order to win. So the sage gave his life to the gods, using yoga to shape his spine into a weapon, Vajra... Nature's thunderbolt.  Its kind of a rebirth motif for me, the symbol is important in hinduism and especially buddhism. It also fits me because im from a warrior caste. So im probably gonna get a jazzed up version of this across my back.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9c/Faith_Buddhism_Vajra_BW.svg/300px-Faith_Buddhism_Vajra_BW.svg.png)

Ugh I hate you, your heritage and culture is so much better than mine
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Sausage on May 14, 2014, 02:21:04 PM
I might get a Wu Tang tat myself
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2014, 02:24:19 PM
The tattoo id get came from an epiphany. After I broke my back I was reading the Puranas and came across the story of how Indra (hinduisms zeus equivalent) was looking to fashion a weapon to desroy the serpent Vrtra. He came to find that no conventional weapon could kill this asura, Vishnu told him that he had to fashion one from the bones of a sage Dadhichi in order to win. So the sage gave his life to the gods, using yoga to shape his spine into a weapon, Vajra... Nature's thunderbolt.  Its kind of a rebirth motif for me, the symbol is important in hinduism and especially buddhism. It also fits me because im from a warrior caste. So im probably gonna get a jazzed up version of this across my back.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9c/Faith_Buddhism_Vajra_BW.svg/300px-Faith_Buddhism_Vajra_BW.svg.png)

Ugh I hate you, your heritage and culture is so much better than mine

Ahahahaha
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: lordmaji on May 14, 2014, 02:36:32 PM
I might get a Wu Tang tat myself

I know a girl with a pink, flowery wu tang symbol tat right on top of her vagina. I found it disgusting, tattoos on your pubic region are just dumb. Like tats on butt cheeks and face.

100.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Pickles the Firecat on May 14, 2014, 02:36:42 PM
Blonde hair. Don't know what it is, just have a hard time appreciating it. Annoying laughs, mostly high pitched ones. Not a big fan of piercings.

Tattoos on women are gorgeous. Especially full back/sleeves. Cohesiveness matters, but I have no beef with people who are essentially collecting kitsch.

I've been working on a sleeve/half back design for...three years now. Just waiting it out and refining until I'm 30. I figure, by the time you're 30, your body kind of is what it is.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Pickles the Firecat on May 14, 2014, 02:37:19 PM
double....post...?  :'(
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 14, 2014, 02:44:00 PM
My last name is German, I'm actually an adopted mutt. I wasn't brought up with any familial heritage or culture to be honest. I did recently find my birth mother, she wasnt willing to give me any info from my bio dad's side of the family but from her side I'm 1/16 Cherokee, 1/16 Irish (had an Irish settler who bought a Cherokee woman for an ancestor) 1/8 Norwegian and 1/4 Pacific Islander / Hawaiian ( I guess with a link to a Hawaiian royal family) which I suppose explains my affinity for the sea.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2014, 03:01:23 PM
My cultural identity tattoo-wise would be a tat of a watermelon. maybe some fried cat fish and grits too.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 14, 2014, 03:01:44 PM
Yeah, it's the plight of being adopted  :lol I like to think I have developed a pretty good self identity, but I didn't even know I was adopted until I was like 8, and it was on accident because my parents I guess assumed I knew.. Probably something I'll be talking about on a couch someday :rofl
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 14, 2014, 03:03:55 PM
Smokers, 100%. A girl can be amazingly hot and then she pulls out a cig and lights up... kills it everytime. She's no longer hot imo, she then looks just a bad as a meth head to me. :lol

Sorry, just can't do it.

Smoking is a deal breaker for me, too. Not like it matters now since I'm married, but still. No smokers.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Diunx on May 14, 2014, 03:04:38 PM
Dyed hair that doesn't fit, like blonde dyed hair on an arab girl or black girl. And blue/pin/what is this shit color on any girl.

I won't lie, I like girls with blue or dark red ends :drool
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 14, 2014, 03:22:38 PM
My wife smoked when I met her, convinced her to quit a month into dating *shrug*

Smoking is kinda hot, visually.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 14, 2014, 03:40:28 PM
I've dated smokers. Actually I'm dating one right now. I only have a problem with it when the person is unaware of their breath and/or don't take measures to do something about it. Some people are so considerate I almost forget they smoke. In those cases, smoking became a turn on, tbh.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: brawndolicious on May 14, 2014, 03:56:03 PM
Smoking a cigarette on occasion is fun but I would never actually date a smoker again unless they were quitting. It becomes too easy to pick it up yourself. Vaping is a decent enough alternative but obviously it's not something you can bum off random people.

My fastest turn off is a girl who doesn't reciprocate jokes. Anyone can laugh at something funny but if it's all one-way then there's something wrong with you.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 14, 2014, 04:30:11 PM
I honestly don't get why smoking is a deal breaker. I guess cause I'm so used to everybody smoking around me growing up even as a non smoker.

It smells terrible and that smell gets into everything.

I'm so glad you can't smoke in public in WA anymore. I always hated coming home from concerts smelling like a campfire.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Huff on May 14, 2014, 05:36:12 PM
Not drinking isn't really a turn off but it generally means they're not going to be able to handle me so I avoid them

Also if I meet/go to a bar that serves decent beer and they order a bud light. get out
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Pickles the Firecat on May 14, 2014, 07:17:56 PM
Not drinking isn't really a turn off but it generally means they're not going to be able to handle me so I avoid them

Also if I meet/go to a bar that serves decent beer and they order a bud light. get out

tbh my girlfriend doesn't drink beer and while it's kind of frustrating to be the only one ordering a drink at a restaurant....it saves a lot of money.

Get weird looks from her friends when I order beer at lunch tho. That'll never get comfortable.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: tiesto on May 14, 2014, 10:53:39 PM
Cigarettes (occasional weed use is fine)
Bad teeth
Super JAP/Guidette personalities
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Kara on May 14, 2014, 11:37:53 PM
Wish I wasn't so shallow but I really can't get past teeth that need orthodontia, even if it's just a mild need.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Your Stalker on May 14, 2014, 11:48:44 PM
being talkative
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 14, 2014, 11:51:50 PM
Stalker be like—

(http://i.imgur.com/arZmPGd.gif)
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Kara on May 14, 2014, 11:58:40 PM
The season of Drag Race she was on was fantastic.

Jiggly Caliente :drool
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 15, 2014, 12:03:43 AM
Latrice Royale, she is large and in charge :bow
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Kara on May 15, 2014, 01:00:16 AM
Wow, bad pronoun use on my part.

Kill me along with the rest of the #cisscum.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 15, 2014, 01:05:25 AM
Smokers smell bad and ruin their gums and teeth, I can't deal with that.

I'm also not a fan of obnoxiously loud or dramatic people. Also: if you don't read GTFO.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Himu on May 15, 2014, 01:08:09 AM
Wow, bad pronoun use on my part.

Kill me along with the rest of the #cisscum.

she's a drag queen, she don't give a fuck.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 15, 2014, 01:10:50 AM
But not all drag queens consider themselves to be women though right? There are gay men who are drag queens.

I need a Fire Emblem style weapon triangle to keep all this stuff straight, no pun intended.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Kara on May 15, 2014, 01:10:53 AM
You're probably right Naomi, but I'd rather not be a jerk about that.  :-[
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Himu on May 15, 2014, 01:16:50 AM
Please don't call me my name on this forum :tocry If you're going to call me something like that, call me Nommy or something. It is a nick Oscar-san gave me :heart
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Momo on May 15, 2014, 01:26:41 AM
Crucifiction
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Kara on May 15, 2014, 01:34:04 AM
Please don't call me my name on this forum :tocry If you're going to call me something like that, call me Nommy or something. It is a nick Oscar-san gave me :heart

Will do.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 15, 2014, 08:16:01 AM
- Willfully ignorant: please at least try to be a little bit aware of the world outside of your little bubble of friends

- Tattoos: sorry, don't like them.  The tramp stamp is forgivable because every girl and her dog got one a decade ago.

- Instability: if you're in your late 20s, you should have your shit together by now.  I am also not a place for you to dump your baggage on to.  Sorry.

- Lying: Sorry but you're not as good at it as you think you are

- Needs to have a job.  An exception can be made if she is volunteering somewhere.

That's about it.  I don't have many physical preferences.  I've done the "hot but crazy" thing a few times and I'm done with it.  I just want someone who is boring but stable at this point apparently.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Barraco Barner on May 15, 2014, 11:34:32 AM
I agree about tattoos: short-hand for trash.

I hate when women pluck their eyebrows so much that they no longer can grow anything. So then they have to draw them on. Really nasty shit, looks like someone just got out of the hospital's burn ward.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 15, 2014, 04:23:19 PM
I agree about tattoos: short-hand for trash.

I hate when women pluck their eyebrows so much that they no longer can grow anything. So then they have to draw them on. Really nasty shit, looks like someone just got out of the hospital's burn ward.

omg :lol

PM me your real identity bitch. I know I know you.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Steve Contra on May 15, 2014, 04:24:46 PM
Drawn on eyebrows on cholas :lawd
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: TVC15 on May 15, 2014, 04:28:39 PM
Drawn on eyebrows on cholas :lawd

What about chongas?
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 15, 2014, 04:35:20 PM
Drawn on eyebrows on cholas :lawd

My weakness. It's going to get me shot one day.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: nudemacusers on May 15, 2014, 05:43:19 PM
Drawn on eyebrows on cholas :lawd
drawn on chola brows

clothes from ross

hair trigger temper


:noah
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Kara on May 15, 2014, 07:04:39 PM
I dated a chola and dumped her because of her temper. What was I thinking? :stahp
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Raban on May 15, 2014, 07:51:13 PM
dat ross and marshalls swag :whew
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 15, 2014, 07:54:32 PM
Cholas chewing gum tho :whew

Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Sausage on May 16, 2014, 06:27:18 PM
I might get a Wu Tang tat myself

I know a girl with a pink, flowery wu tang symbol tat right on top of her vagina. I found it disgusting, tattoos on your pubic region are just dumb. Like tats on butt cheeks and face.
What are your thughts about a black Wu Tang Tramp stamp
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 16, 2014, 06:48:25 PM
Dumbness. If I can't at least carry on a decent conversation, you better have a bangin body
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 17, 2014, 06:31:33 PM
The only tramp stamp I'd tolerate is a Wu Tang one.
:yeshrug
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: chronovore on May 20, 2014, 11:21:44 PM
Smokers, 100%. A girl can be amazingly hot and then she pulls out a cig and lights up... kills it everytime. She's no longer hot imo, she then looks just a bad as a meth head to me. :lol

Sorry, just can't do it.

Most bald women too.

Smoking is wretched on anyone, never dated a smoker, it's gross.

Bald women, though: hrrrrnngg... Persis Khambatta in the first Star Trek movie bent something in me, and Sinead O'Connor took it home for me. It's hawt.
Title: Re: Your turn offs
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 20, 2014, 11:38:40 PM
I don't really get the appeal of tattoos but most women w/ attraction from/to me seem to have them so whatever