- Willfully ignorant: please at least try to be a little bit aware of the world outside of your little bubble of friends
- Tattoos: sorry, don't like them. The tramp stamp is forgivable because every girl and her dog got one a decade ago.
- Instability: if you're in your late 20s, you should have your shit together by now. I am also not a place for you to dump your baggage on to. Sorry.
- Lying: Sorry but you're not as good at it as you think you are
- Needs to have a job. An exception can be made if she is volunteering somewhere.
That's about it. I don't have many physical preferences. I've done the "hot but crazy" thing a few times and I'm done with it. I just want someone who is boring but stable at this point apparently.