Is it trolling when it's literally all you do anyways?
Is it trolling when it's literally all you do anyways?
I wouldn't want a day to come and go where you thought you were a normal human being with rational tastes
NEW METROID 2D SIDE SCROLLING GAME FOR THE 3DS AND WIIU CROSS BUY DEVELOPED BY RETRO AND DEERFORCE COMING FALL 2014
NEW METROID 2D SIDE SCROLLING GAME FOR THE 3DS AND WIIU CROSS BUY DEVELOPED BY RETRO AND DEERFORCE COMING FALL 2014
Retro should finish their DK trilogy first. :yeshrug
It's DK, how is it a trilogy?
DK sucks :gun
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I hope there's a large segment of the show devoted to Sonic Boom.
Guys... I just remembered they're going to spend a lot of time trying to sell us toys with RFID chips in.
In one of the games, which Miyamoto called Project Giant Robot, players control sky-scraping automatons, angling the Wii U GamePad in front of a TV screen while shifting their torsos left and right or up and down to maneuver the robot’s upper-body while thumbing the controller’s joysticks to punch or grab — almost like a full-body game of Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots. The GamePad shows you what the robot sees, while the TV screen offers a zoomed-back view, letting onlookers — as well as you — admire your tromping, pummeling handiwork.
In another, titled Project Guard, the GamePad became a quick-jump map of a fortress manned by numbered, laser-firing security cameras. As robots encroach on different entry points, you have to tap the GamePad to leap from camera to camera, blasting enemies that trundle or come at you sprinting — even some that sneak under your radar. All the while, onlookers can shout out the numbers that correspond to robot-threatened camera feeds, turning your defense operations into a frenetic, heart-racing, tap-and-fire scramble.
Starfox announcement would hold a lot more water if they didn't whore out the IP during the Wii/DS era
Starfox announcement would hold a lot more water if they didn't whore out the IP during the Wii/DS era
They released a single StarFox game in the DS/Wii era. It wasn't really good, but you'd be pressed to say they were milking it then.
I like how these 'games' are still under project titles like it is 2005 and they are still trying to show us the potential innovating game play of the wii.
Starfox announcement would hold a lot more water if they didn't whore out the IP during the Wii/DS era
They released a single StarFox game in the DS/Wii era. It wasn't really good, but you'd be pressed to say they were milking it then.
i didn't mean that as in that they released a lot of them, i mean that in that they gave the ip to rare first to make starfox adventures, then they gave the ip to namco to make starfox assault for the gamecube... then they gave the ip to (checks wikipedia) a dev i had no idea it even existed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q-Games) to make starfox command, they loaned the ip to everybody without any fuck given
the real news shouldn't be "nintendo is releasing a new starfox" the real news here should be "nintendo is making their own damn videogame"
basicaly what i'm saying is that nintendo makes fox cry
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That dev you don't know is Dylan Cuthbert's company. You might know him as the fucking creator of Starfox, you distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.
Two GameCube games, one developed by an internal studio, and a DS game from more or less the team that created Starfox doesn't really sound like Wii/DS whoring to me.
As do the other 'small' projects he's been working on.
Nintenyearolds at GAF are passing out right now.
yarn or yawn?
Lasers.
Lasers in a fucking Zelda game.
Nintendo is fucking dead.
Wii u has a stylus?
What's the difference between X and xenoblade 2?
never underestimate dilapidated corpse nintendo :miyamoto
never underestimate dilapidated corpse nintendo :miyamoto
Anything interesting so far? Or just re-treads of 30 year franchises for 30 year old manchildren?
What was it?Anything interesting so far? Or just re-treads of 30 year franchises for 30 year old manchildren?
They actually showed off a new IP that looks interesting!
What was it?Anything interesting so far? Or just re-treads of 30 year franchises for 30 year old manchildren?
They actually showed off a new IP that looks interesting!
Anything interesting so far? Or just re-treads of 30 year franchises for 30 year old manchildren?
(http://i.minus.com/iRkSXerXDpLaF.gif)Anything interesting so far? Or just re-treads of 30 year franchises for 30 year old manchildren?
kirby canvas curse 2 and zelda skyrim are the big things
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Lasers.
Lasers in a fucking Zelda game.
Nintendo is fucking dead.
I'm really excited for Zelda Wii U, but I'm a little disappointed they didn't show gameplay...and cmon guys, that was target render shit.
IGN is showing Itagaki's new game (Devil's Third). It's Wii U exclusive.
Yeah haven't those statue things always had lasers?
IGN is showing Itagaki's new game (Devil's Third). It's Wii U exclusive.
they'll probably show all of the games they announced last e3 but still haven't been released (so bayonetta 2,x and that yoshi yarn game) announce another new smash bros character (just as long as he was in some wii or 3DS game a while ago) and then announce whatever IP they still keep doing but haven't still done on the wii u, that leaves kirby,zelda and i guess another random game involving mii... if we are lucky the 3DS might get like 2 whole whooping new game that are actualy interessing and not boring throwaway stuff like donkey kong king of swing or something
there have been a rumor of a "mario maker" game, it sounds stupid enough to be believable
IGN is showing Itagaki's new game (Devil's Third). It's Wii U exclusive.
interesting. have they shown it yet?
Wii u has a stylus?
Wii u has a stylus?
:snoop
they showed exactly 0 3DS games, not even a trailer reel :snoop
IGN is showing Itagaki's new game (Devil's Third). It's Wii U exclusive.
IGN is showing Itagaki's new game (Devil's Third). It's Wii U exclusive.(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/Rahxephon91/S9ogu.gif)
man devil's third doesn't look too hot. somehow has worse visuals than ninja gaiden on xbox.
devil's third link?
devil's third link?
Sounds like another snooze fest. Not sure what all fegs are getting excited about.
The Bore showing their nintensexuality under duress :heh
Itagaki worked on that game for like, what now, 6 years?
Bayo 1 AND 2
Splatoon
Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Skyrim Zelda
Captain Toad
Mario Maker
Kirby Canvas Curse 2
Devil's Third
:lawd
Zelda looks interesting. But that's 2015 so hopefully by then the Wii U is cheap as chipsIn 2015 we'll be buying WiiUs at yard sale for 15$ (down from 20$) :lawd
Devils Third looks fucking horrendous. :lol It's going to be fun watching Nintendo diehards stanning for it.
But I guess it fills a much maligned gap in Nintendo's game selection.
Nevermind, CUBE CONTROLLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/06/10/e3-2014-gamecube-adapter-controller-and-smash-bundle-pricing-revealed
i honestly tought zelda looked cool...
... but then the thing turned into a cutscene and i was back to my old jaded self again :smug
i honestly tought zelda looked cool...
... but then the thing turned into a cutscene and i was back to my old jaded self again :smug
At least we know it was in-engine. Looked pretty decent.
Honestly I'm really suspicious of an open world zelda. I don't think Nintendo will break enough with staples of the formula to take any real advantage of it. The last ds zelda did have less of an order to the dungeons though so it might be OK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I69x8Bvm9zM
The Bore showing their nintensexuality under duress :heh
Pretty sure most of us are closet Ninthings. :supergay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvP4EFjagfU
The entire Bayonetta universe in one package. :whew
Nintendo wins cause I'll probably buy a higher percentage of the games they showed than any of the other conferences.
Nintendo wins cause I'll probably buy a higher percentage of the games they showed than any of the other conferences.
yeah, 2-3 nintendo games vs 1-2 sony games vs 0-2 microsoft game. nothing in 2014 :-\
tbh if nintendo went before the others it would've been pretty bad. nintendo benefited from everyone else slumming it before them.
The Bore showing their nintensexuality under duress :heh
Pretty sure most of us are closet Ninthings. :supergay
I ain't even in the closet, nicca. :jawalrus
The entire Bayonetta universe in one package. :whew
The Bore showing their nintensexuality under duress :heh
Pretty sure most of us are closet Ninthings. :supergay
I ain't even in the closet, nicca. :jawalrus
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you know there was a rumor a while ago that palutena was going to be in smash, that means that someone does indeed have leaked info on smash bros
http://nintendo3dsdaily.com/nintendo3dsnews/is-palutena-a-new-character-in-super-smash-bros-4/
Wasn't really shown. Kotaku says its a demo in a really shoddy state and not very fun.
The Bore showing their nintensexuality under duress :heh
Pretty sure most of us are closet Ninthings. :supergay
I ain't even in the closet, nicca. :jawalrus
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Nintendo wins cause I'll probably buy a higher percentage of the games they showed than any of the other conferences.
yeah, 2-3 nintendo games vs 1-2 sony games vs 0-2 microsoft game. nothing in 2014 :-\
tbh if nintendo went before the others it would've been pretty bad. nintendo benefited from everyone else slumming it before them.
Nintendo wins cause I'll probably buy a higher percentage of the games they showed than any of the other conferences.
yeah, 2-3 nintendo games vs 1-2 sony games vs 0-2 microsoft game. nothing in 2014 :-\
tbh if nintendo went before the others it would've been pretty bad. nintendo benefited from everyone else slumming it before them.
if i had to pick a console i'd buy a wii u on the simple fact that it's the only console that still feature japanese colorfull games instead of being a lamer pc, however everything nintendo does has been overdone to the point of nausea so it's rather hard to have a reaction more excited than an annoyed grunt
List is missing Persona Q, assholes
O man Bayanetta sales are going to suck if its this early; no one who wants it has a wiiu.
I'll slap the pubes off your nuts, child
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* The retail version of Bayonetta 2 comes with the first Bayonetta game. Digital downloads of Bayonetta 2 from Nintendo eShop do not include the first game.
Smash and delays go together like PB&J.
Smash and delays go together like PB&J.
Will expect the Wii U version in 2016 then.
you know it kinda feels alien to, you know, watch actual gameplay of games that have been announced
So Xenoblade has a custom character? Are they mute? What is this bull shit?
And yeah the character designs are ugly. The art does look like SO4 reject.
I'm really hoping they don't shit the bed with online for those two games.
Any word on gamecuvevirtual cp sole?
I'm really hoping they don't shit the bed with online for those two games.
There's no way Splatoon ISN'T designed with online in mind. You need the gamepad for map, spawn controls and location jumps - and they're showing 4 v 4 on the show floor -- this isn't going to be a LAN party / system connect game, its definitely going to be online and decent. My only question is how far they'll go with the social stuff for it... I'd really like to see full voice chat for this one. At least for friend games... seems like a game that would be better with good communication
Mario Maker looks really good.
They should have built these commentators into Smash... sooo shit haha
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Brawl gameplay is superior anyways. More aerial. Melee's metagame was too grounded.
Andrex you're talking to people who only play Final Festination and turn off everything. You're talking to people who play Smash Bros like it was Street Fighter.
at first i thought dq7 and then i was like
oh he said big
:'(
at first i thought dq7 and then i was like
oh he said big
:'(
He IS a big jrpg fan so maybe...
It's slower than Melee, sure. But still fast enough to be a lot of fun.
Yay hyperbole!
There you go.
There you go.
real talk: are there any ages he could have listed where you wouldn't have replied with this?
There you go.
There you go.
So you are saying you need the mental age of a kid to enjoy Nintendo games? That explain a lot :jawalrus
There you go.
So you are saying you need the mental age of a kid to enjoy Nintendo games? That explain a lot :jawalrus
It certainly wouldn't surprise me if Oblivion and his friends were enjoying Nintendo games less at 24 than 15.
There you go.
So you are saying you need the mental age of a kid to enjoy Nintendo games? That explain a lot :jawalrus
It certainly wouldn't surprise me if Oblivion and his friends were enjoying Nintendo games less at 24 than 15.
what are you basing this on?
There you go.
real talk: are there any ages he could have listed where you wouldn't have replied with this?
Not really, but it was a commentary on how the original assertion itself is entirely worthless. "We played X and Y, but didn't play Z, therefore Z is bad."
Great anecdotes, Oblivion. Here's one: my crew played Brawl far more than Melee or 64. Guess Melee and 64 were crap!
Personally, you'd have to drag me kicking and screaming back to Melee's gameplay and I'm glad the series has evolved past that, and Smash 4 is building on Brawl's evolution as a game series should instead of going backwards. They're ironing out the stupidity Brawl introduced and tightening it up into a more playable package.
he's saying the older you get, the less appealing nintendo games are
this... this may be autobiographical on his part, thinking about the ages mentioned
You have gotta be kidding me...
I mentioned my playtime with SSB64 and Melee to show that it wasn't about me being a hardcore tourneyfeg. The point was to show that both those games were played constantly because they were fun, and a huge part of the reason why they were fun was because of their speed.
That wasn't supposed to be some objective, empirical evidence for why Brawl was a bad game, just the reasons why I personally didn't care for it. If you like Brawl, hey more power to ya. But as someone who didn't care for the game, you can see why I wouldn't be too thrilled at its sequel being just like it.
And the age thing makes no sense on any level. I like Melee way more than the 64 version. Shouldn't that mean I should like the 64 version way more according to your theory?
It's such a nothing statement.
"Hyperbole? Perhaps. But just something to keep in mind. My friends and I immediately loved SSB64 and it was easily our most played game on the N64. With Melee, we clocked in over 10,000 hours since 2002. With Brawl, we stopped playing after the first day."
Do you know how full of yourself you sound here? :lol There was really nowhere for the conversation to go after you threw this out.
Then again, it wasn't going in a great direction when you said Brawl's gameplay was "slower than molasses in Winter," either. Should have been the first tip off not to engage your opinion on Smash when you're so quick to resort to hyperbole. If you're going to make claims like that and then back them up with anecdotal shit, don't expect to be taken seriously.
pac-man was an even bigger no-brainer than palutena though. namco is making this game. i guess getting both of them right increases the odds a little. i think chrom is a near no-brainer, too, but if Shulk shows up, well then... yeah, your guy probably had something.
Hey, guys.
Funny that this page is talking about a new e-mail, because that's exactly why I'm here. Received one last night, but missed it in the mix of all this crazy E3 coverae.
But there's not much new about it, so I didn't think it was worth posting on the site.
I'll leave what it says here, though, in case you guys can use it in any way.
Basically, I was told that:
- Last E3 before game's launch (obviously)
- Participating characters: Pac-Man, Mii Fighter, Goddess Palutena, Shulk, Chrom, Chorus Men (none of these are new, obv, so I take he means these are the participating characters for E3?)
- There has been internal debate about keeping Lucas versus Ness, apparently Lucas is likely to get the cut
- Nintendo is planning post-launch character DLC, source doesn't like this as he thinks it's greedy
And that's it. This E3 should make or break whether this guy's the real deal. Let's hope for the best! =)
uhh, miis are in fucking *everything* from nintendo. those annoying little shits even wormed their way into the sonic racing games. on top of that, including them takes next to no work for nintendo. they were definitely a no-brainer.
as an aside, fuck miis. fuck them so hard. i fucking hate them, i hate the way they look, i hate the way they emote and move, and i hate the sounds they make. they are a fucking taint. it's like iwata's diseased cock being rubbed over every fucking game nintendo releases. i can't enjoy games that include them in any kind of prominent position. i really hoped we'd have them behind us after the wii, but no, i think they're going to hang around, haunting games with their shittiness, never to excised until the host itself dies.
as an aside, fuck miis. fuck them so hard. i fucking hate them, i hate the way they look, i hate the way they emote and move, and i hate the sounds they make. they are a fucking taint. it's like iwata's diseased cock being rubbed over every fucking game nintendo releases. i can't enjoy games that include them in any kind of prominent position. i really hoped we'd have them behind us after the wii, but no, i think they're going to hang around, haunting games with their shittiness, never to excised until the host itself dies.
they are the digital embodiment of how nintendo lost their previously extremely faithful core audience.
Thats why Gamecube is da gawd. No Miis, lots of quality titles. Best controller.
I'm going to bed now so that I can get up early and play SSB4 the whole day and bitch about it even MORE SO tomorrow.
How do you like that, Andy?
You fucking Nazi.
uhh, miis are in fucking *everything* from nintendo. those annoying little shits even wormed their way into the sonic racing games. on top of that, including them takes next to no work for nintendo. they were definitely a no-brainer.Xbox got you covered:
as an aside, fuck miis. fuck them so hard. i fucking hate them, i hate the way they look, i hate the way they emote and move, and i hate the sounds they make. they are a fucking taint. it's like iwata's diseased cock being rubbed over every fucking game nintendo releases. i can't enjoy games that include them in any kind of prominent position. i really hoped we'd have them behind us after the wii, but no, i think they're going to hang around, haunting games with their shittiness, never to excised until the host itself dies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYQFy4flXfU
:ohhh
If I had known he was going to be that awesome I would have been more excited about a possible Pac-Man inclusion.
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What's up with Mario's arms?
Brian Crecente said the BIG 3DS REVEAL OMG is an original IP.
https://twitter.com/crecenteb/status/476881296015126528
In the meantime, enjoy this fabulous trailer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07qM4X15sMY
at last a game starring Captain N's Simon Belmont.
where is f-zero
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbzUTRAUac4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbzUTRAUac4
First Smash Bros. review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1hkSUGgPC8
Gopro is worth $2.77 billion ???
Reminds me of the last cruncheons episode. Rich people gambling ::)
GoPro is literally a poor-man's Google Glass.
Seattle is just as bad with Google Glass-wearing, socially inept assholes.Cryptocoin mining libertards.
I also see lots of overweight guys dressed in various forms of cowboy-ish hats, cargo shorts, boots and sporting pony tails wearing Google Glass. Must be a thing.
Glasshole :lol
The original version of Bayonetta will be available via a digital download on eShop when you purchase Bayonetta 2 (either a box version or digital copy of the game).Following
Smash Bros. Wii U: Effing great! Really, really good. I want to make that clear. That was one of the best games of the show.
Smash Bros. for 3DS: Garbage. Gutter trash. Hogslop. Forget about it.
"The reality of the situation unfortunately is that there are certain limitations on the 3DS," Sakurai said. The 3DS and Wii U versions of the next Smash Bros will have the same library of characters.
"So we're forced into the situation where we may need to reduce some characters to a certain degree. but we're really working hard in order to include as many characters as possible."
I'm not sure what good that video is, you can't see the characters on the 3DS version.
They got into E3 so they're more of a journo than Lore :yeshrug
high bar, breh
Actively disparaging the 3DS version of smash in order to count smash wiiU as a +1 for reasons to buy a wiiU? Funny to see how desperate the nintendo fan gets once he is starving.