THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: milchs evil twin on June 26, 2014, 03:27:52 PM

Title: Apple fans rejoice: You can finally make sweet, sweet love to your iPad
Post by: milchs evil twin on June 26, 2014, 03:27:52 PM: http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/fleshlight-finally-made-an-ipad-case-that-you-can-fuck-1596444299/+kylenw (http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/fleshlight-finally-made-an-ipad-case-that-you-can-fuck-1596444299/+kylenw)

Since this is the Bore, I feel like we should concentrate on the issue of whether a 4 year old iPad is canonically underage.
Title: Re: Apple fans rejoice: You can finally make sweet, sweet love to your iPad
Post by: Squiddy on June 26, 2014, 03:34:59 PM: :japancry
Title: Re: Apple fans rejoice: You can finally make sweet, sweet love to your iPad
Post by: Tasty on June 26, 2014, 03:35:45 PM: Better act fast, I heard John Gruber is about to buy the whole lot.
Title: Re: Apple fans rejoice: You can finally make sweet, sweet love to your iPad
Post by: milchs evil twin on June 26, 2014, 03:37:28 PM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 26, 2014, 03:35:45 PM
Better act fast, I heard John Gruber is about to buy the whole lot.

Feels like there are quite a few Apple fans who wouldn't mind buying those used from him.
Title: Re: Apple fans rejoice: You can finally make sweet, sweet love to your iPad
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 26, 2014, 03:59:30 PM: If you took a blacklight to mine, it would probably look like I already had.
Title: Re: Apple fans rejoice: You can finally make sweet, sweet love to your iPad
Post by: nudemacusers on June 26, 2014, 04:06:10 PM: i've been dry humping my idevices since the gen 2 nano.
Title: Re: Apple fans rejoice: You can finally make sweet, sweet love to your iPad
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2014, 04:06:28 PM: Ew?
Title: Re: Apple fans rejoice: You can finally make sweet, sweet love to your iPad
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 26, 2014, 04:09:37 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on June 26, 2014, 04:06:10 PM
i've been dry humping my idevices since the gen 2 nano.

Just think of all the places that could fit!
Title: Re: Apple fans rejoice: You can finally make sweet, sweet love to your iPad
Post by: nudemacusers on June 26, 2014, 04:23:57 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 26, 2014, 04:09:37 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on June 26, 2014, 04:06:10 PM
i've been dry humping my idevices since the gen 2 nano.

Just think of all the places that could fit!
Did you know you could control the original clickwheel with your sphincter?

Now you do.
Title: Re: Apple fans rejoice: You can finally make sweet, sweet love to your iPad
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 26, 2014, 04:43:11 PM: From now on, whenever you see an iPad on Craigslist or eBay, you're gonna wonder if that person fucked it.
Title: Re: Apple fans rejoice: You can finally make sweet, sweet love to your iPad
Post by: nudemacusers on June 26, 2014, 04:57:51 PM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 26, 2014, 04:43:11 PM
From now on, whenever you see an iPad on Craigslist or eBay, you're gonna wonder if that person fucked it.
I have the same thoughts every time I rent a movie from the library.
Title: Re: Apple fans rejoice: You can finally make sweet, sweet love to your iPad
Post by: Yeti on June 26, 2014, 05:21:28 PM: Or a book. All those weird stains on the pages. :fbm
Title: Re: Apple fans rejoice: You can finally make sweet, sweet love to your iPad
Post by: nudemacusers on June 26, 2014, 06:38:27 PM: Quote from: Yeti on June 26, 2014, 05:21:28 PM
Or a book. All those weird stains on the pages. :fbm
people who lick their fingers and turn a page :holeup
Title: Re: Apple fans rejoice: You can finally make sweet, sweet love to your iPad
Post by: Steve Contra on June 26, 2014, 06:56:02 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on June 26, 2014, 06:38:27 PM
Quote from: Yeti on June 26, 2014, 05:21:28 PM
Or a book. All those weird stains on the pages. :fbm
people who lick their fingers and turn a page :holeup
(http://www.ultimatetop10s.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Drake_licks_his_finger.jpg)
Title: Re: Apple fans rejoice: You can finally make sweet, sweet love to your iPad
Post by: chronovore on June 28, 2014, 04:52:06 AM: http://gizmodo.com/5651323/the-avatar-fleshlight-actually-happened

Finally had a chance to use the :ReneeZellwigerAvatar.gif and it isn't there. :-\