Apple fans rejoice: You can finally make sweet, sweet love to your iPad

[milchs evil twin]

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/fleshlight-finally-made-an-ipad-case-that-you-can-fuck-1596444299/+kylenw

Since this is the Bore, I feel like we should concentrate on the issue of whether a 4 year old iPad is canonically underage.

[Squiddy]

 

[Tasty]

Better act fast, I heard John Gruber is about to buy the whole lot.

[milchs evil twin]

Better act fast, I heard John Gruber is about to buy the whole lot.

Feels like there are quite a few Apple fans who wouldn't mind buying those used from him.

[ToxicAdam]

If you took a blacklight to mine, it would probably look like I already had.

[nudemacusers]

i've been dry humping my idevices since the gen 2 nano.

[Himu]

Ew?

[Joe Molotov]

i've been dry humping my idevices since the gen 2 nano.

Just think of all the places that could fit!

[nudemacusers]

i've been dry humping my idevices since the gen 2 nano.

Just think of all the places that could fit!

Did you know you could control the original clickwheel with your sphincter?

Now you do.

[Eel O'Brian]

From now on, whenever you see an iPad on Craigslist or eBay, you're gonna wonder if that person fucked it.

[nudemacusers]

From now on, whenever you see an iPad on Craigslist or eBay, you're gonna wonder if that person fucked it.

I have the same thoughts every time I rent a movie from the library.

[Yeti]

Or a book. All those weird stains on the pages. 

[nudemacusers]

Or a book. All those weird stains on the pages. 

people who lick their fingers and turn a page

[Steve Contra]

Or a book. All those weird stains on the pages. 

people who lick their fingers and turn a page

[chronovore]

http://gizmodo.com/5651323/the-avatar-fleshlight-actually-happened

Finally had a chance to use the :ReneeZellwigerAvatar.gif and it isn't there.