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Title: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: benjipwns on July 09, 2014, 03:53:41 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/GLK2h12.png)

Olive Garden gets 4 out of 10 but none in the top three, while Red Lobster nabs three of the top five!
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: Kara on July 09, 2014, 03:55:15 AM: PD post if you're OK.
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: Momo on July 09, 2014, 05:42:14 AM: dat salt
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: thisismyusername on July 09, 2014, 07:15:01 AM: Quote from: The Business on July 09, 2014, 06:13:42 AM
Red Lobster and Olive Garden are the same company. 8)

Not anymore? ??? ??? ??? Wasn't Red Lobster sold off?
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 09, 2014, 08:13:55 AM: Olive Garden Chicken Marsala :bow2

That's the only thing worth ordering off of either menu.
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 09, 2014, 09:52:02 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/UaZMvkM.png)
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: Himu on July 09, 2014, 09:53:50 AM: Red lobster biscuits are god tier
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: king of the internet on July 09, 2014, 10:51:48 AM: Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 09, 2014, 09:53:50 AM
Red lobster biscuits are god tier

God, yes.

(http://i.imgur.com/p3DX5J7.jpg)

They practically melt in your mouth. :lawd :noah
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: Tasty on July 09, 2014, 11:58:00 AM: I love salty things :mouf

Pour salt on all my food :mouf

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Except Mac & Cheese, that's just wrong. :wag
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Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 09, 2014, 12:07:07 PM: WRONG AGAIN ANDREX

Mac n cheese with salty bread crumbs :drool
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: Tasty on July 09, 2014, 12:14:12 PM: :yuck
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 09, 2014, 12:15:34 PM: Bro, come to Oregon and I will personally drive you up the mountain to Skyway Bar and Grill and you will have the best Mac n cheese you've ever had.
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: Tasty on July 09, 2014, 12:33:21 PM: Oregon? :hitler

Yeah, that'll happen.
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 09, 2014, 12:34:48 PM: That's okay, we're too white already without you
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: Steve Contra on July 09, 2014, 12:39:33 PM: :bow Portland :bow2

Best city in America :american
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: Himu on July 09, 2014, 12:47:07 PM: Quote from: Steve Contra on July 09, 2014, 12:39:33 PM
:bow Portland :bow2

Best city in America :american

Also the whitest. Coincidence?
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: Tasty on July 09, 2014, 12:48:41 PM: Quote from: Esch on July 09, 2014, 12:39:15 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 09, 2014, 11:58:00 AM
I love salty things :mouf

Pour salt on all my food :mouf

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Except Mac & Cheese, that's just wrong. :wag
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:tocry truly the words of a man whose mother couldn't use spices or herbs for shit

(http://media.giphy.com/media/W4vFaLBxeFKBq/giphy.gif)

Don't you talk about my momma!
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: Steve Contra on July 09, 2014, 12:55:32 PM: Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 09, 2014, 12:47:07 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on July 09, 2014, 12:39:33 PM
:bow Portland :bow2

Best city in America :american

Also the whitest. Coincidence?
Also the most strip clubs. Coincidence?
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 09, 2014, 12:56:12 PM: Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 09, 2014, 12:47:07 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on July 09, 2014, 12:39:33 PM
:bow Portland :bow2

Best city in America :american

Also the whitest. Coincidence?

It's pretty damn white, but definitely not the WHITEST.
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: Himu on July 09, 2014, 12:56:47 PM: Quote from: Steve Contra on July 09, 2014, 12:55:32 PM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 09, 2014, 12:47:07 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on July 09, 2014, 12:39:33 PM
:bow Portland :bow2

Best city in America :american

Also the whitest. Coincidence?
Also the most strip clubs. Coincidence?

When I went to Portland, there was a strip joint on every corner. Even went to a strip joint in someone's apartment in downtown.
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: Himu on July 09, 2014, 12:57:30 PM: Quote from: Spencer on July 09, 2014, 12:56:12 PM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 09, 2014, 12:47:07 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on July 09, 2014, 12:39:33 PM
:bow Portland :bow2

Best city in America :american

Also the whitest. Coincidence?

It's pretty damn white, but definitely not the WHITEST.

No. It is.

http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2011/04/in_portlands_heart_diversity_dwindles.html
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: Tasty on July 09, 2014, 01:04:35 PM: I will fuck you up Esch. :maf

My mom's a great cook and uses spices well. I just don't like spices.

It's not really that hard to believe. I'm picky as fuck. Salt makes food more consistently palatable for me.

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 09, 2014, 12:57:30 PM

No. It is.

http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2011/04/in_portlands_heart_diversity_dwindles.html

"Portlanders, you are about to see a decline in your crime rates. There is a reason it is called Die-versity."

:dead
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 09, 2014, 01:26:05 PM: RL and OG should sprinkle their meals with crushed up blood pressure meds, apparently.
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 09, 2014, 01:27:10 PM: Did you even read that article from 3 years ago, Himu? Citywide, diversity is up. It's talking about the increasingly expensive west side. Fuck Downtown, anyway. SE :rejoice

And while we are white as shit, we do have the fourth largest population of LGBT when you look at the metro area
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: Dickie Dee on July 10, 2014, 10:17:20 PM: Quote from: ToxicAdam on July 09, 2014, 08:13:55 AM
Olive Garden Chicken Marsala :bow2

That's the only thing worth ordering off of either menu.

I went on a first date to Olive Garden (:goty2) years ago and ordered this because it was my favourite Michelina's frozen dinner (:goty2 :goty2)

It was actually really fucking good
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: Kara on July 10, 2014, 10:56:27 PM: Quote from: Mamacint on July 10, 2014, 10:17:20 PM
I went on a first date to Olive Garden (:goty2)

:heh
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 10, 2014, 11:11:37 PM: It's no different than smoking a cigar after winning a championship game; cigars are bad for you, but if you only smoke them 1-3 times a year then it's no problem. It's not something you do daily - just as eating at Olive Garden isn't something I do everyday. Just when I'm celebrating an accomplishment.

Celebrating raises your blood pressure anyway, so what does it matter if you add some extra sodium too.
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: Kara on July 10, 2014, 11:15:46 PM: I wish PD could somehow win the Super Bowl and be MVP so that he could say, "I'm going to Olive Garden!" instead of Disney World when prompted.

Also the chance for a great photo op with him holding a bread stick in his mouth Babe Ruth cigar style. :lawd
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 10, 2014, 11:22:19 PM: PD you should come visit.

There's an Olive Garden right down the street. Get us some of dem appetizer bloodies with all the fixins and unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks :rejoice
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 10, 2014, 11:27:20 PM: Biz, are you taking the OG bait?

:clooney
:clooney
:clooney
:clooney
:clooney :clooney :clooney
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: Kara on July 10, 2014, 11:31:16 PM: At one time in my life I subscribed to Cigar Aficionado and it was the most unrelatable periodical I've ever read in my life on a consistent basis.

And I was a mostly white child of privilege who was not class conscious at the time when I subscribed to it.

Let that one blow y'all's mind. Shit had Breitling ads where the Camel cigarette ads would be in other rags.
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: nudemacusers on July 10, 2014, 11:33:27 PM: I remember reading old issues of Robb Report at the library. :'(

http://robbreport.com/boating-yachting/new-wallykokonut-available-charter

don't all rip your wallets out at once lol
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: brawndolicious on July 10, 2014, 11:50:57 PM: I used to be into cigars. It was weird when you're a scruffy looking tween in the cigar shop schooling fat middle-aged men on why they should try a Rocky Patel over those acid cigars.

On the topic of Olive Garden, if it is owned by the same company as Red Lobster the maybe they want the OG chain to have lower sodium to appeal to certain demographics that generally have higher blood pressure.
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: nudemacusers on July 10, 2014, 11:56:07 PM: I enjoy a good cigar now and again, but my real vice is cloves. lovely, lovely cloves.
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: drew on July 10, 2014, 11:58:39 PM: Quote from: The Business on July 10, 2014, 10:24:06 PM
I worked in kitchens during college to supplement my GI Bill. My first job was at Olive Garden. :bow Sautée skills :bow2

Really gross food, though.

sautee skills? :wtf

don't all those corporate restaurants ship all their sauces to their kitchens? it's more of an assembly job than a cooking job :P
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 11, 2014, 12:03:04 AM: I need a Olive Garden+Red Lobster collab restaurant. Watch The Throne
:rejoice
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: nudemacusers on July 11, 2014, 12:11:20 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 11, 2014, 12:03:04 AM
I need a Olive Garden+Red Lobster collab restaurant. Watch The Throne
:rejoice
in a decade you'll probably have this at a travel center.
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: brawndolicious on July 11, 2014, 12:21:51 AM: Quote from: nudemacusers on July 10, 2014, 11:56:07 PM
I enjoy a good cigar now and again, but my real vice is cloves. lovely, lovely cloves.
Those are what I graduated to. 6 shots of whiskey, 2 cloves, and a gram of herb were my nightly ritual.
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: nudemacusers on July 11, 2014, 12:39:12 AM: Quote from: Esch on July 11, 2014, 12:25:32 AM
cloves are for girls (no sexist)
must be why the women love me
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: nudemacusers on July 11, 2014, 12:44:11 AM: i dunno breh, i knew a dude who talked that sweet shit then tried to suck down a djarum black (nopause) and vomited :lol

however, I'm pretty sure i'll be spending untold sums at lavo dribbling on a narguile this weekend :drool
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: Kara on July 11, 2014, 01:30:27 AM: I smoked perique cigarettes in my youth. :-\ :'(

e: Still a better identity than being a Parliament drone.
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 11, 2014, 01:50:59 AM: I fucking loved cloves as an occasional drinking treat until Obama took them away from me. The tobacco wrapped ones just aren't the same.

My first clove was given to me when I was 15 by a Japanese exchange student named Hiro who taught me how to blow smoke rings. He was living at a friend's house whose mom gave no fucks and let us have a young dumb boy kegger. I felt so terrible afterwards, I didn't know how beer treated me yet :lol
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: nudemacusers on July 11, 2014, 02:09:23 AM: my favorite cig-cigs were dunhills. the box was pretty class. :tophat
Title: Re: Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)
Post by: HiResDes on July 14, 2014, 01:07:09 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 11, 2014, 12:03:04 AM
I need a Olive Garden+Red Lobster collab restaurant. Watch The Throne
:rejoice

The white collar plebian answer to the the Pizza Hut/Taco Bell