Ten Saltiest Meals in America (Olive Garden defeated by Red Lobster)

[benjipwns]

Olive Garden gets 4 out of 10 but none in the top three, while Red Lobster nabs three of the top five!

[Kara]

PD post if you're OK.

[Momo]

dat salt

[thisismyusername]

Red Lobster and Olive Garden are the same company. 

Not anymore? Wasn't Red Lobster sold off?

[ToxicAdam]

Olive Garden Chicken Marsala

That's the only thing worth ordering off of either menu.

[Joe Molotov]

[Himu]

Red lobster biscuits are god tier

[king of the internet]

Red lobster biscuits are god tier

God, yes.



They practically melt in your mouth. 

[Tasty]

I love salty things

Pour salt on all my food

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Except Mac & Cheese, that's just wrong.

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[CatsCatsCats]

WRONG AGAIN ANDREX

Mac n cheese with salty bread crumbs

[Tasty]

 

[CatsCatsCats]

Bro, come to Oregon and I will personally drive you up the mountain to Skyway Bar and Grill and you will have the best Mac n cheese you've ever had.

[Tasty]

Oregon?

Yeah, that'll happen.

[CatsCatsCats]

That's okay, we're too white already without you

[Steve Contra]

Portland

Best city in America

[Himu]

Portland

Best city in America

Also the whitest. Coincidence?

[Tasty]

I love salty things

Pour salt on all my food

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Except Mac & Cheese, that's just wrong.

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truly the words of a man whose mother couldn't use spices or herbs for shit

Don't you talk about my momma!

[Steve Contra]

Portland

Best city in America

Also the whitest. Coincidence?

Also the most strip clubs.  Coincidence?

[CatsCatsCats]

Portland

Best city in America

Also the whitest. Coincidence?

It's pretty damn white, but definitely not the WHITEST.

[Himu]

Portland

Best city in America

Also the whitest. Coincidence?

Also the most strip clubs.  Coincidence?

When I went to Portland, there was a strip joint on every corner. Even went to a strip joint in someone's apartment in downtown.

[Himu]

Portland

Best city in America

Also the whitest. Coincidence?

It's pretty damn white, but definitely not the WHITEST.

No. It is.

http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2011/04/in_portlands_heart_diversity_dwindles.html

[Tasty]

I will fuck you up Esch.

My mom's a great cook and uses spices well. I just don't like spices.

It's not really that hard to believe. I'm picky as fuck. Salt makes food more consistently palatable for me.

No. It is.

http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2011/04/in_portlands_heart_diversity_dwindles.html

"Portlanders, you are about to see a decline in your crime rates. There is a reason it is called Die-versity."

[Human Snorenado]

RL and OG should sprinkle their meals with crushed up blood pressure meds, apparently.

[CatsCatsCats]

Did you even read that article from 3 years ago, Himu? Citywide, diversity is up. It's talking about the increasingly expensive west side. Fuck Downtown, anyway. SE


And while we are white as shit, we do have the fourth largest population of LGBT when you look at the metro area

[Dickie Dee]

Olive Garden Chicken Marsala

That's the only thing worth ordering off of either menu.

I went on a first date to Olive Garden () years ago and ordered this because it was my favourite Michelina's frozen dinner (  )

It was actually really fucking good

[Kara]

I went on a first date to Olive Garden ()

[Phoenix Dark]

It's no different than smoking a cigar after winning a championship game; cigars are bad for you, but if you only smoke them 1-3 times a year then it's no problem. It's not something you do daily - just as eating at Olive Garden isn't something I do everyday. Just when I'm celebrating an accomplishment.

Celebrating raises your blood pressure anyway, so what does it matter if you add some extra sodium too.

[Kara]

I wish PD could somehow win the Super Bowl and be MVP so that he could say, "I'm going to Olive Garden!" instead of Disney World when prompted.

Also the chance for a great photo op with him holding a bread stick in his mouth Babe Ruth cigar style.

[CatsCatsCats]

PD you should come visit.


There's an Olive Garden right down the street. Get us some of dem appetizer bloodies with all the fixins and unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks

[CatsCatsCats]

Biz, are you taking the OG bait?

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[Kara]

At one time in my life I subscribed to Cigar Aficionado and it was the most unrelatable periodical I've ever read in my life on a consistent basis.

And I was a mostly white child of privilege who was not class conscious at the time when I subscribed to it.

Let that one blow y'all's mind. Shit had Breitling ads where the Camel cigarette ads would be in other rags.

[nudemacusers]

I remember reading old issues of Robb Report at the library.  :'(

http://robbreport.com/boating-yachting/new-wallykokonut-available-charter

don't all rip your wallets out at once lol

[brawndolicious]

I used to be into cigars. It was weird when you're a scruffy looking tween in the cigar shop schooling fat middle-aged men on why they should try a Rocky Patel over those acid cigars.

On the topic of Olive Garden, if it is owned by the same company as Red Lobster the maybe they want the OG chain to have lower sodium to appeal to certain demographics that generally have higher blood pressure.

[nudemacusers]

I enjoy a good cigar now and again, but my real vice is cloves. lovely, lovely cloves.

[drew]

I worked in kitchens during college to supplement my GI Bill. My first job was at Olive Garden. Sautée skills

Really gross food, though.

sautee skills?

don't all those corporate restaurants ship all their sauces to their kitchens?  it's more of an assembly job than a cooking job

[Phoenix Dark]

I need a Olive Garden+Red Lobster collab restaurant. Watch The Throne

[nudemacusers]

I need a Olive Garden+Red Lobster collab restaurant. Watch The Throne

in a decade you'll probably have this at a travel center.

[brawndolicious]

I enjoy a good cigar now and again, but my real vice is cloves. lovely, lovely cloves.

Those are what I graduated to. 6 shots of whiskey, 2 cloves, and a gram of herb were my nightly ritual.

[nudemacusers]

cloves are for girls (no sexist)

must be why the women love me

[nudemacusers]

i dunno breh, i knew a dude who talked that sweet shit then tried to suck down a djarum black (nopause) and vomited 

however, I'm pretty sure i'll be spending untold sums at lavo dribbling on a narguile this weekend

[Kara]

I smoked perique cigarettes in my youth. :'(

e: Still a better identity than being a Parliament drone.

[CatsCatsCats]

I fucking loved cloves as an occasional drinking treat until Obama took them away from me. The tobacco wrapped ones just aren't the same.

My first clove was given to me when I was 15 by a Japanese exchange student named Hiro who taught me how to blow smoke rings. He was living at a friend's house whose mom gave no fucks and let us have a young dumb boy kegger. I felt so terrible afterwards, I didn't know how beer treated me yet

[nudemacusers]

my favorite cig-cigs were dunhills. the box was pretty class.

[HiResDes]

I need a Olive Garden+Red Lobster collab restaurant. Watch The Throne

The white collar plebian answer to the the Pizza Hut/Taco Bell