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Title: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Eschaton on August 19, 2014, 07:04:12 PM
Pineapple Sauce :comeon :comeon :comeon

Queen of Ice :comeon :comeon :comeon

Death Ghidorah :comeon :comeon :comeon



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inb4 i get slated for changing my username and using my middle name tho :( (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/troll.png)
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Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 19, 2014, 07:08:16 PM
Who did Death Ghidorah used to be?
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: demi on August 19, 2014, 07:09:20 PM
Click their profile and it will tell you

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wrath/otaibhi/dork/tard
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Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 19, 2014, 07:10:50 PM
Bro, I changed it once. Ever. And Spencer is my real name, so technically this is my first user name.

Putting me in the same category as these serial name changers  :comeon :comeon :comeon
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 19, 2014, 07:11:29 PM
I'm told that people of a certain continental origin often go by multiple aliases.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 19, 2014, 07:17:49 PM
Is it Oochie Wally or One Mic?
Is it Yu Suzuki or Queen of Ice?
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 19, 2014, 08:11:35 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwbIAsdie00
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Kara on August 19, 2014, 08:23:17 PM
If I'm going down, I'm going down with a unified brand identity.

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My psyche irl is already fragmented enough, I don't need it online too. :whew
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Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Beezy on August 19, 2014, 08:25:47 PM
Is it Oochie Wally or One Mic?
Is it Yu Suzuki or Queen of Ice?
This got a real laugh out of me. :sabu
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: StealthFan on August 19, 2014, 08:25:58 PM
Black ninja :heh Blacks are creatures of aggression and thuggery, breh. They know nothing of stealth.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: StealthFan on August 19, 2014, 08:31:36 PM
I got the green shinobi joke, breh.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 19, 2014, 08:48:22 PM
Black ninja :heh Blacks are creatures of aggression and thuggery, breh. They know nothing of stealth.
I hope the NPC doesn't tell me this when my Redguard ass tries to join the Thief's Guild
:tocry
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Positive Touch on August 19, 2014, 08:49:18 PM
I'm just paying respect to Lee Trevino's Fighting Golf
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 19, 2014, 09:36:58 PM
fuck, jumbo is positive touch?

I was DeathbyVolcano on GAF for a while before I got perma'd.  Here I was Senator Government during the 2008 election.  I forgot why, I think it was something McCain said about Obama

I shall always, through good and bad, be BrandNew.  Fucking 14 year old Brian loving that band... :-\
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 19, 2014, 10:32:45 PM
I've pretty much had the same forum name [across multiple forums and other sites] since forever.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 19, 2014, 10:56:59 PM
I used to get annoyed when people changed their names, but I don't even care anymore. Send me a PM and I'll change your name to any distinguished mentally-challenged thing you want (until I get bored and don't feel like it anymore).
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 19, 2014, 11:14:09 PM
Who did Death Ghidorah used to be?

As you can see, I live to serve.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 19, 2014, 11:18:48 PM
;)
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: nudemacusers on August 19, 2014, 11:20:34 PM
i think it's helpful to shed your name every decade or so, it helps you keep your different phases of development distinct.

like, to hell with that segata guy, he was such a wiener.  ooh i'm twentysomething and i'm going to change the world with my annnnger

exhausts me just reading his posts
yeah i happened upon a handful of posts not too long ago I made on genmay when I was ... 16? or so that made me want to jump off a bridge.

thankfully all my nudemacuser posts are stellar :tophat
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Groogrux on August 19, 2014, 11:23:40 PM
Not being complained about in the OP...

 :whew
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 19, 2014, 11:42:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0JwOWw4.jpg)
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 19, 2014, 11:52:12 PM
I'm not gonna lie breh, the way you GoT tv neckbeards have plastered that shit all over the internet is tiring af. I might not read GRRMs book because of all the dickriding.

:umad

jk. the thread theme just reminded me of that pic, that's all breh
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 20, 2014, 12:07:54 AM
can you change my nick to "Mike Brown's Sex Ghost"
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: demi on August 20, 2014, 12:22:52 AM
Lots of ASKING and not enough GIVING
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Himu on August 20, 2014, 12:25:53 AM
I lost a name bet.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: nudemacusers on August 20, 2014, 12:30:59 AM
per demi's request, I hereby give esch the name 'dirty brown cumslut'. he won't even need to ask for it.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 20, 2014, 12:48:20 AM
"cum chugging desert whore"
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 20, 2014, 01:27:09 AM
i'll be fistfulofmetal forever.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: nudemacusers on August 20, 2014, 01:40:38 AM
"cum chugging desert whore"
I want this one
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: T-Short on August 20, 2014, 03:55:18 AM
I've changed my username on pretty much everywhere but here and GAF. Oh, and Youtube. This nick isn't really relevant to me anymore but I'll let it stick around for consistency
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Momo on August 20, 2014, 04:55:22 AM
Bro, I changed it once. Ever. And Spencer is my real name, so technically this is my first user name.

Putting me in the same category as these serial name changers  :comeon :comeon :comeon
Seeing as my primary username on the net is Apple Sauce, I feel that little bit closer to you :heart
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Rufus on August 20, 2014, 07:05:24 AM
Human Snorenado?
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Momo on August 20, 2014, 07:35:21 AM
Desporeado
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Reb on August 20, 2014, 07:51:40 AM
Name changes should come with a permanent avatar clause.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Brehvolution on August 20, 2014, 09:24:39 AM
Requesting name change to Brehvolution.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: brob on August 20, 2014, 11:13:54 AM
Less formal. Like a sideways trucker hat.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Rufus on August 20, 2014, 11:27:55 AM
You'll always be Brozoid to me. :uguu
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Momo on August 20, 2014, 11:34:42 AM
Petition to rename DCharles -> fish & chips
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: a slime appears on August 20, 2014, 11:47:25 AM
I forgot why the hell this is my name. I mean I'll play Dragon Quest but i don't really give a fuck about it.

why god oh why
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 20, 2014, 11:48:49 AM
Petition to rename DCharles -> fish & chips

Battered sausage
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Momo on August 20, 2014, 11:50:22 AM
spotted dick
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: demi on August 20, 2014, 11:58:33 AM
I forgot why the hell this is my name. I mean I'll play Dragon Quest but i don't really give a fuck about it.

why god oh why

bcause i picked it and its the best name ever
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 20, 2014, 12:05:24 PM
I forgot why the hell this is my name. I mean I'll play Dragon Quest but i don't really give a fuck about it.

why god oh why

bcause i picked it and its the best name ever

Agreed, it's pretty awesome.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Yeti on August 20, 2014, 12:37:58 PM
I always wanted one of those Slime Gamecube controllers, it was like you were fiddling with its junk.

(http://i.imgur.com/oBzjhi2.jpg)
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: demi on August 20, 2014, 12:41:17 PM
They never made it for Gamecube. Get your shit straight.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Yeti on August 20, 2014, 02:21:22 PM
PS2 I mean
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Reb on August 20, 2014, 02:40:19 PM
Please change my name to Reb.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 20, 2014, 02:49:17 PM
Dammit Borys, quit trying to trick me into changing your name to some gaffer's. We're not starting that shit.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on August 20, 2014, 02:50:37 PM
I, as those who know my coli handle can attest, have the absolute worst discretion when it comes to usernames.

My name isn't even fucking Jake :snoop
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: demi on August 20, 2014, 02:52:14 PM
You're kind of cute tho.

(http://docvmp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/state-farm-jake.jpg)
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on August 20, 2014, 02:59:15 PM
You're kind of cute tho.

(http://docvmp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/state-farm-jake.jpg)
All those calls, all those people I've willingly misled, just to reinforce the mask I put on in order to protect myself. The mask I put on just like those khakis. I can hear them:

"Is this Jake? From State Farm?"

....

"Yes..." :goty2
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Brehvolution on August 20, 2014, 03:04:41 PM
Requesting name change to Brehvolution.

Mods pls
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 20, 2014, 04:36:02 PM
Requesting name change to Brehvolution.

Mods pls

PM or I assume you're not serious.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Kara on August 20, 2014, 04:38:38 PM
Like Pineapple I used to use a part of my legal name as my internet handle (I would have used it when I reg'd at GAF too but some dipshit who never posts has it) and someone in my Dota stack knows me from those days and refuses to call me Kara or Karakand so my brand identity is irreparably damaged in that slice of my internet life. :'(
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Brehvolution on August 20, 2014, 04:46:04 PM
Requesting name change to Brehvolution.

Mods pls

PM or I assume you're not serious.

Joe :rejoice
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 20, 2014, 08:10:32 PM
I don't know who anyone is anymore.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 20, 2014, 08:16:15 PM
I don't know who anyone is anymore.

I don't care who anyone is anymore.  :jawalrus
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Kara on August 20, 2014, 09:01:54 PM
I don't care who anyone is anymore.  :jawalrus

Human instrumentality achieved without turning everyone into orange goo. :rejoice
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: a slime appears on August 20, 2014, 10:13:33 PM
I always wanted one of those Slime Gamecube controllers, it was like you were fiddling with its junk.

(http://i.imgur.com/oBzjhi2.jpg)

I have that, lol. People got salty when I trashed them in fighting games with it.

Also I forgot you chose my name. Thank you, demi. :heartbeat
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Positive Touch on August 20, 2014, 10:48:14 PM
I have one too and I can confirm that it's awesome. have it displayed on a cabinet right in my living room.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Reb on August 21, 2014, 02:15:33 AM
Sup guys?
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Shadow Mod on August 21, 2014, 02:16:39 AM
Can I get Shadow Mod pretty please
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: brob on August 21, 2014, 06:29:40 AM
First time I saw that slime controller I wondered if someone, somewhere had made slime buttplugs.

surely someone must have by now, with 3D printing and all...
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Bebpo on August 21, 2014, 08:30:18 AM
Himuro will always be himuro to me.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Himu on August 21, 2014, 10:33:07 AM
This fucking thread reminds me of like 2007, when we all made a thread to have our names changed and no one knew who was who :rofl
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Momo on August 21, 2014, 10:49:40 AM
make a thread mocking people who change their names only to have 4 people change their names as a result of your thread breghs :goty
:geoff
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Brehvolution on August 21, 2014, 12:11:03 PM
make a thread mocking people who change their names only to have 4 people change their names as a result of your thread breghs :goty
:geoff

(http://i.imgur.com/iQVpX5r.png)
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 21, 2014, 12:16:07 PM
I really don't "get" Chipotle. It just tastes like nothing. And not in the "nothing" sense that many Americans say about foreign food that isn't spiced/buttered to oblivion. But actual nothing. Well outside of the cream cheese, which I fuck with.

Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 21, 2014, 12:21:01 PM
I've never cared for Chipotle, either. But Freebirds is  :lawd
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Brehvolution on August 21, 2014, 01:04:05 PM
Isn't Chipotle basically the Subway of wraps? Are the workers burrito artists? :teehee
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 21, 2014, 01:59:47 PM
Wait why are we suddenly talking about chipotle?
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Yeti on August 21, 2014, 02:26:07 PM
I really don't "get" Chipotle. It just tastes like nothing. And not in the "nothing" sense that many Americans say about foreign food that isn't spiced/buttered to oblivion. But actual nothing. Well outside of the cream cheese, which I fuck with.

It's incredibly bland, like those flavor waters where you can barely taste any flavor.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Momo on August 21, 2014, 02:27:10 PM
Wait why are we suddenly talking about chipotle?
Every thread descends into taco bell or some sort of shit food talk by page two
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Shadow Mod on August 21, 2014, 10:18:19 PM
Still not Shadow Mod  :fbm
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: demi on August 21, 2014, 10:32:07 PM
Your pussy wont work on me, Zoe.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Rufus on August 21, 2014, 10:50:53 PM
Translation: write a PM (to Joe).
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Brehvolution on August 22, 2014, 08:58:17 AM
If you click on a username, it shows all of the aliases in the profile.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 26, 2014, 09:25:28 PM
You know, if I'm gonna start posting on here more I should keep with the Boreian tradition of unnecessary name changes, can a mod change my name to "Totally Not Ronito" ?
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Kara on August 26, 2014, 09:26:21 PM
Nonito
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: hampster on August 28, 2014, 08:17:11 PM
ronito is on the bore now? I can't wait until our version of the confessember thread :noah
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 29, 2014, 08:46:51 PM
Yeah, it's not like people are shy about sharing embarassing stuff here.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Kara on August 29, 2014, 09:03:07 PM
There's some shit I wouldn't even post under a pseudonym of a pseudonym, but like you'd be able to tell it was me from the manner in which I wrote the "anonymous" confession.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Cheddahz on November 11, 2014, 03:29:38 PM
Sorry for bumping this, but if I did want to change my username, who do I hit up?
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: demi on November 11, 2014, 03:46:18 PM
depends whos dicc u willin to succ
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Mr. Nobody on November 11, 2014, 04:07:29 PM
Pick corny usernames brehs  :smug
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Brehvolution on November 11, 2014, 04:10:35 PM
PM Joe da Gawd.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Positive Touch on November 11, 2014, 04:10:49 PM
who the hell is butt seriously
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 11, 2014, 04:11:22 PM
I don't know who most of you are now.  :goty2
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Mr. Nobody on November 11, 2014, 04:15:38 PM
Pick corny usernames brehs  :smug

Isn't your username comic book based? (http://i.imgur.com/czrNNqR.png)

We hating on the spirit of the 21st century now breh?  :ufup
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Mr. Nobody on November 11, 2014, 04:17:52 PM
Pick corny usernames brehs  :smug

Isn't your username comic book based? (http://i.imgur.com/czrNNqR.png)

We hating on the spirit of the 21st century now breh?  :ufup

I have no idea what that is :heh

I just know you can't make fun of anyone else's username when yours is based off comic books :heh

Watch me (http://i5.minus.com/iR82YpDrmqLL0.png)
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Kara on November 11, 2014, 06:17:05 PM
I don't know who most of you are now.  :goty2

OK, Malek.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 11, 2014, 08:22:48 PM
First I changed my name once in a decade to a nickname associated with me.

Second, hypocrisy isn't that bad.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Reb on November 12, 2014, 03:44:03 AM
Wait, Flannel Boy is Arvie right?
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Kara on November 12, 2014, 11:31:45 PM
First I changed my name once in a decade to a nickname associated with me.

Second, hypocrisy isn't that bad.

I apologize for my Eschian quip, old friend.

Though you must admit the thin-bloods lack the appropriate context to truly appreciate your current nom de guerre.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 12, 2014, 11:38:16 PM
Everyone should get a number, names are so over  ::)
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Rufus on November 13, 2014, 02:04:27 AM
Everyone should get a number, names are so over  ::)
We already have. Yours is 39419.
Title: Re: why you gotta change your name though
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 13, 2014, 07:55:12 AM
Everyone should get a number, names are so over  ::)
We already have. Yours is 39419.

Why I got to be -00069?