Author Topic: why you gotta change your name though (Read 7142 times)

Eschaton · « **on:** August 19, 2014, 07:04:12 PM »

Pineapple Sauce

Queen of Ice

Death Ghidorah

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inb4 i get slated for changing my username and using my middle name tho

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1 on:** August 19, 2014, 07:08:16 PM »

Who did Death Ghidorah used to be?

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** August 19, 2014, 07:09:20 PM »

Click their profile and it will tell you

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wrath/otaibhi/dork/tard

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CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #3 on:** August 19, 2014, 07:10:50 PM »

Bro, I changed it once. Ever. And Spencer is my real name, so technically this is my first user name.

Putting me in the same category as these serial name changers

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4 on:** August 19, 2014, 07:11:29 PM »

I'm told that people of a certain continental origin often go by multiple aliases.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** August 19, 2014, 07:17:49 PM »

Is it Oochie Wally or One Mic?
Is it Yu Suzuki or Queen of Ice?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6 on:** August 19, 2014, 08:11:35 PM »

Kara · « **Reply #7 on:** August 19, 2014, 08:23:17 PM »

If I'm going down, I'm going down with a unified brand identity.

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My psyche irl is already fragmented enough, I don't need it online too.

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Beezy · « **Reply #8 on:** August 19, 2014, 08:25:47 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 19, 2014, 07:17:49 PM

Is it Oochie Wally or One Mic?
Is it Yu Suzuki or Queen of Ice?

This got a real laugh out of me.

StealthFan · « **Reply #9 on:** August 19, 2014, 08:25:58 PM »

Black ninja

Blacks are creatures of aggression and thuggery, breh. They know nothing of stealth.

StealthFan · « **Reply #10 on:** August 19, 2014, 08:31:36 PM »

I got the green shinobi joke, breh.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** August 19, 2014, 08:48:22 PM »

Quote from: They Called Me Stealthfan on August 19, 2014, 08:25:58 PM

Black ninja Blacks are creatures of aggression and thuggery, breh. They know nothing of stealth.

I hope the NPC doesn't tell me this when my Redguard ass tries to join the Thief's Guild

Positive Touch · « **Reply #12 on:** August 19, 2014, 08:49:18 PM »

I'm just paying respect to Lee Trevino's Fighting Golf

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #13 on:** August 19, 2014, 09:36:58 PM »

fuck, jumbo is positive touch?

I was DeathbyVolcano on GAF for a while before I got perma'd. Here I was Senator Government during the 2008 election. I forgot why, I think it was something McCain said about Obama

I shall always, through good and bad, be BrandNew. Fucking 14 year old Brian loving that band... $:-\$

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #14 on:** August 19, 2014, 10:32:45 PM »

I've pretty much had the same forum name [across multiple forums and other sites] since forever.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15 on:** August 19, 2014, 10:56:59 PM »

I used to get annoyed when people changed their names, but I don't even care anymore. Send me a PM and I'll change your name to any distinguished mentally-challenged thing you want (until I get bored and don't feel like it anymore).

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16 on:** August 19, 2014, 11:14:09 PM »

Quote from: "Human Snorenado" minus the quotes on August 19, 2014, 07:08:16 PM

Who did Death Ghidorah used to be?

As you can see, I live to serve.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17 on:** August 19, 2014, 11:18:48 PM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #18 on:** August 19, 2014, 11:20:34 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on August 19, 2014, 10:44:28 PM

i think it's helpful to shed your name every decade or so, it helps you keep your different phases of development distinct.

like, to hell with that segata guy, he was such a wiener. ooh i'm twentysomething and i'm going to change the world with my annnnger

exhausts me just reading his posts

yeah i happened upon a handful of posts not too long ago I made on genmay when I was ... 16? or so that made me want to jump off a bridge.

thankfully all my nudemacuser posts are stellar

Groogrux · « **Reply #19 on:** August 19, 2014, 11:23:40 PM »

Not being complained about in the OP...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** August 19, 2014, 11:42:02 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** August 19, 2014, 11:52:12 PM »

Quote from: Esch on August 19, 2014, 11:45:18 PM

I'm not gonna lie breh, the way you GoT tv neckbeards have plastered that shit all over the internet is tiring af. I might not read GRRMs book because of all the dickriding.

jk. the thread theme just reminded me of that pic, that's all breh

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22 on:** August 20, 2014, 12:07:54 AM »

can you change my nick to "Mike Brown's Sex Ghost"

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** August 20, 2014, 12:22:52 AM »

Lots of ASKING and not enough GIVING

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** August 20, 2014, 12:25:53 AM »

I lost a name bet.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #25 on:** August 20, 2014, 12:30:59 AM »

per demi's request, I hereby give esch the name 'dirty brown cumslut'. he won't even need to ask for it.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** August 20, 2014, 12:48:20 AM »

"cum chugging desert whore"

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #27 on:** August 20, 2014, 01:27:09 AM »

i'll be fistfulofmetal forever.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #28 on:** August 20, 2014, 01:40:38 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 20, 2014, 12:48:20 AM

"cum chugging desert whore"

I want this one

T-Short · « **Reply #29 on:** August 20, 2014, 03:55:18 AM »

I've changed my username on pretty much everywhere but here and GAF. Oh, and Youtube. This nick isn't really relevant to me anymore but I'll let it stick around for consistency

Momo · « **Reply #30 on:** August 20, 2014, 04:55:22 AM »

Quote from: Pineapple Sauce on August 19, 2014, 07:10:50 PM

Bro, I changed it once. Ever. And Spencer is my real name, so technically this is my first user name.

Putting me in the same category as these serial name changers

Seeing as my primary username on the net is Apple Sauce, I feel that little bit closer to you

Rufus · « **Reply #31 on:** August 20, 2014, 07:05:24 AM »

Human Snorenado?

Momo · « **Reply #32 on:** August 20, 2014, 07:35:21 AM »

Desporeado

Reb · « **Reply #33 on:** August 20, 2014, 07:51:40 AM »

Name changes should come with a permanent avatar clause.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #34 on:** August 20, 2014, 09:24:39 AM »

Requesting name change to Brehvolution.

brob · « **Reply #35 on:** August 20, 2014, 11:13:54 AM »

Less formal. Like a sideways trucker hat.

Rufus · « **Reply #36 on:** August 20, 2014, 11:27:55 AM »

You'll always be Brozoid to me.

Momo · « **Reply #37 on:** August 20, 2014, 11:34:42 AM »

Petition to rename DCharles -> fish & chips

a slime appears · « **Reply #38 on:** August 20, 2014, 11:47:25 AM »

I forgot why the hell this is my name. I mean I'll play Dragon Quest but i don't really give a fuck about it.

why god oh why

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #39 on:** August 20, 2014, 11:48:49 AM »

Quote from: Momo on August 20, 2014, 11:34:42 AM

Petition to rename DCharles -> fish & chips

Battered sausage

Momo · « **Reply #40 on:** August 20, 2014, 11:50:22 AM »

spotted dick

demi · « **Reply #41 on:** August 20, 2014, 11:58:33 AM »

Quote from: a slime appears on August 20, 2014, 11:47:25 AM

I forgot why the hell this is my name. I mean I'll play Dragon Quest but i don't really give a fuck about it.

why god oh why

bcause i picked it and its the best name ever

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #42 on:** August 20, 2014, 12:05:24 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 20, 2014, 11:58:33 AM

Quote from: a slime appears on August 20, 2014, 11:47:25 AM
I forgot why the hell this is my name. I mean I'll play Dragon Quest but i don't really give a fuck about it.

why god oh why

bcause i picked it and its the best name ever

Agreed, it's pretty awesome.

Yeti · « **Reply #43 on:** August 20, 2014, 12:37:58 PM »

I always wanted one of those Slime Gamecube controllers, it was like you were fiddling with its junk.

demi · « **Reply #44 on:** August 20, 2014, 12:41:17 PM »

They never made it for Gamecube. Get your shit straight.

Yeti · « **Reply #45 on:** August 20, 2014, 02:21:22 PM »

PS2 I mean

Reb · « **Reply #46 on:** August 20, 2014, 02:40:19 PM »

Please change my name to Reb.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #47 on:** August 20, 2014, 02:49:17 PM »

Dammit Borys, quit trying to trick me into changing your name to some gaffer's. We're not starting that shit.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #48 on:** August 20, 2014, 02:50:37 PM »

I, as those who know my coli handle can attest, have the absolute worst discretion when it comes to usernames.

My name isn't even fucking Jake

demi · « **Reply #49 on:** August 20, 2014, 02:52:14 PM »

You're kind of cute tho.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #50 on:** August 20, 2014, 02:59:15 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 20, 2014, 02:52:14 PM

You're kind of cute tho.

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All those calls, all those people I've willingly misled, just to reinforce the mask I put on in order to protect myself. The mask I put on just like those khakis. I can hear them:

"Is this Jake? From State Farm?"

....

"Yes..."

Brehvolution · « **Reply #51 on:** August 20, 2014, 03:04:41 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on August 20, 2014, 09:24:39 AM

Requesting name change to Brehvolution.

Mods pls

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #52 on:** August 20, 2014, 04:36:02 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on August 20, 2014, 03:04:41 PM

Quote from: Zero Hero on August 20, 2014, 09:24:39 AM
Requesting name change to Brehvolution.

Mods pls

PM or I assume you're not serious.

Kara · « **Reply #53 on:** August 20, 2014, 04:38:38 PM »

Like Pineapple I used to use a part of my legal name as my internet handle (I would have used it when I reg'd at GAF too but some dipshit who never posts has it) and someone in my Dota stack knows me from those days and refuses to call me Kara or Karakand so my brand identity is irreparably damaged in that slice of my internet life. :'(

Brehvolution · « **Reply #54 on:** August 20, 2014, 04:46:04 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 20, 2014, 04:36:02 PM

Quote from: Zero Hero on August 20, 2014, 03:04:41 PM
Quote from: Zero Hero on August 20, 2014, 09:24:39 AM
Requesting name change to Brehvolution.

Mods pls

PM or I assume you're not serious.

Joe