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Title: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: AWESOM-O on September 10, 2014, 08:04:02 PM
This is what I thought of. Anyone else have thoughts?

Drinky: A large litter of kittens
Triumph: Being an Atlanta sports fan
PD: All current BBC stars retire, no replacements
Contra: Boxed wine renaissance
Karakand: True love/US adopts IFRS
Father Mike: People start finding him interesting and want to talk to him
The Experiment: The singularity replaces engineers
Himu: Priapism
nudemac: J Crew look becomes the norm
Boogie: Racial dicrimination lawsuit
Atra: Future wife becomes a hardcore Christian
Rumbler: ALL anime is moe
Diunx: Taco Bell pulls out of the Central American market
Esch: Arranged marriage
Mr. Gundam: Michael Bay does a Gundam movie

Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 10, 2014, 08:10:32 PM
:wtf

Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Steve Contra on September 10, 2014, 08:10:35 PM
I've had some good boxed wines.  Even imported a couple :larry
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 10, 2014, 08:11:02 PM
Oh oh tell me the good boxed wines
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Steve Contra on September 10, 2014, 08:11:45 PM
You live in Portland, right?  There's some people doing some really cool keg stuff up there.
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Atramental on September 10, 2014, 08:12:12 PM
"Atra: Future wife becomes a hardcore Christian"

Oh man... I just had a minor anxiety flare up from reading this.

Yeah. That's definitely a legitimate fear of mine.   :-\
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Kara on September 10, 2014, 08:12:37 PM
Please, like you could curse me with something that can't happen. :smug

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IFRS :anhuld
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Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: nudemacusers on September 10, 2014, 08:17:29 PM
I think you could curse a good number of boreans to a string of failed relationships and foreboding loneliness and have it be super effective.


would be a fairly redundant curse tho :hitler
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Kara on September 10, 2014, 08:26:26 PM
Please, like you can curse me with something I inflict on myself already. :smug
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Himu on September 10, 2014, 08:29:48 PM
um

Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 10, 2014, 08:31:19 PM
My luck with electronics
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 10, 2014, 08:41:06 PM
Rumbler: ALL anime is moe

You lose, Walrus, I already watch lots of moe anime. :smug
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Atramental on September 10, 2014, 08:45:56 PM
Oh. Just thought of something that would really fuck with a lot of people here.  :anhuld

spoiler (click to show/hide)
premature baldness  :larry
[close]
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 10, 2014, 08:47:03 PM
Science discovers how to prevent tornados - demi
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2014, 08:49:20 PM
My curse is already happening to an extent. Mandingo, Lex, and Jack Napier haven't retired but their output has been reduced, and is of worse quality now. To make matters worse the new batch of BBC performers are below average - not in terms of their size (which is adequate for me) but in terms of their performance. Everyone is following the Brian Pumper or Wesley Pipes model of ghetto bullshit stereotypes. Mandingo and Lex were gentlemen. As was Bryon Long and Jack Napier. I liked how Mandingo would sometimes shake a chick's hand before the scene started.

Now these dudes are using obscene language and being too aggressive. What happened to the art of fucking? smh.
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Himu on September 10, 2014, 08:51:35 PM
To make matters worse the new batch of BBC performers are below average - not in terms of their size (which is adequate for me) but in terms of their performance. Everyone is following the Brian Pumper or Wesley Pipes model of ghetto bullshit stereotypes. Mandingo and Lex were gentlemen. As was Bryon Long and Jack Napier. I liked how Mandingo would sometimes shake a chick's hand before the scene started.

jesus christ

live vicariously through porn, brehs
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Himu on September 10, 2014, 08:57:12 PM
i just can't believe the same guy who wrote a tirade on getting a life to other people the other week just wrote that
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 10, 2014, 08:58:38 PM
I shook your mom's hand last night.
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: nudemacusers on September 10, 2014, 09:00:03 PM
would rather be grey at 20 than bald at 40

speaking of I am getting some greys on the side of my head  :'(
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Himu on September 10, 2014, 09:00:30 PM
soooo, pd.

which bbc stars ejaculate the best? I have to give it lex.
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: nudemacusers on September 10, 2014, 09:17:32 PM
i legit don't think i've ever seen yellowy cum
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Boogie on September 10, 2014, 09:19:03 PM



Boogie: Racial dicrimination lawsuit


Really?  That's the best you could come up with? 

 :heh
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2014, 09:20:42 PM
soooo, pd.

which bbc stars ejaculate the best? I have to give it lex.

Lex. Mandingo's seems to just ooze out reluctantly most of the time. But he has his moments.

 :nsfw
spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://xhamster.com/movies/1220568/vanessa_vexxx_making_mandingo_bust_twice...kyd.html
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:whoo
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: nudemacusers on September 10, 2014, 09:46:49 PM
man i really hate when jizz oozes out reluctantly  :-\
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Boogie on September 10, 2014, 09:49:39 PM



Boogie: Racial dicrimination lawsuit


Really?  That's the best you could come up with? 

 :heh

Someone come up with a better curse for Boogie.

See, this is where we will miss The Business.
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 10, 2014, 09:53:23 PM
My curse is already happening to an extent. Mandingo, Lex, and Jack Napier haven't retired but their output has been reduced, and is of worse quality now. To make matters worse the new batch of BBC performers are below average - not in terms of their size (which is adequate for me) but in terms of their performance. Everyone is following the Brian Pumper or Wesley Pipes model of ghetto bullshit stereotypes. Mandingo and Lex were gentlemen. As was Bryon Long and Jack Napier. I liked how Mandingo would sometimes shake a chick's hand before the scene started.

Now these dudes are using obscene language and being too aggressive. What happened to the art of fucking? smh.

As an old man, PD will look back in his life and long for the era of gentlemanly bbc models, telling the playground children who gather around to listen about how he liked the manner in which Mandingo would sometimes shake a chick's hand before the scene started.
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 10, 2014, 09:59:07 PM
Boogie curse: character limit on bore posts
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 10, 2014, 10:00:59 PM
AWESOM-O: being found guilty for a murder he didn't commit and having the bores murder poll be the deciding factor in the trial.
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Kara on September 10, 2014, 10:02:22 PM
Boogie: May you only be able to fill out incident reports in invisible ink? :larry

I mean why would you want to curse Boogie in the first place. :beli
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Yeti on September 10, 2014, 10:03:38 PM
Boogie: Eternally damned to answer for any and all instances of corruption and abuse by law enforcement.

Everyone not mentioned: they will never be listed amongst their Borian peers in lists and polls :fbm
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 10, 2014, 10:04:23 PM
Boogies curse is a Mountie dressed horse mounts him and not getting any over time pay for this
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Yeti on September 10, 2014, 10:05:02 PM
Father Mike: Cursed with porn drift in reverse, i.e. he can only ever achieve satisfaction with the most boring and bland of missionary heterosexual porn.
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 10, 2014, 10:05:38 PM
you monster
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: nudemacusers on September 10, 2014, 10:11:01 PM
you monster
well think of it, near the end, you will be able to orgasm watching mormons holding hands.
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Atramental on September 10, 2014, 10:15:59 PM
Young mormons aren't into just holding hands these days.

They're apparently into "soaking" as well:
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/YoungMormonsdiscoverhoweasyitistooutwitGodTILsoaking-14369.png
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Raban on September 10, 2014, 10:18:16 PM
Raban: get hit by cars every time she rides a bicycle

PD: getting married to a woman with a small white penis
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Boogie on September 10, 2014, 10:20:30 PM
Boogie curse: character limit on bore posts

Mmm, better, but more appropriate to pre-2012 or so Boogie.

Boogie: Eternally damned to answer for any and all instances of corruption and abuse by law enforcement.


Boogie: May you only be able to fill out incident reports in invisible ink? :larry


Aww yeah, now we're getting somewhere.



Actually, I feel like I haven't given you guys enough real ammo over the past few years.  If I'd told you guys half of the bureaucratic fuckery I've put up with in this outfit, it would make The Wire look like CSI, and y'all would be much better equipped to burn me. ;)
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 10, 2014, 10:23:16 PM
My curse is already happening to an extent. Mandingo, Lex, and Jack Napier haven't retired but their output has been reduced, and is of worse quality now. To make matters worse the new batch of BBC performers are below average - not in terms of their size (which is adequate for me) but in terms of their performance. Everyone is following the Brian Pumper or Wesley Pipes model of ghetto bullshit stereotypes. Mandingo and Lex were gentlemen. As was Bryon Long and Jack Napier. I liked how Mandingo would sometimes shake a chick's hand before the scene started.

Now these dudes are using obscene language and being too aggressive. What happened to the art of fucking? smh.
(http://media1.giphy.com/media/8fxad4tvqIzwk/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Kara on September 10, 2014, 10:24:22 PM
Young mormons aren't into just holding hands these days.

They're apparently into "soaking" as well:
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/YoungMormonsdiscoverhoweasyitistooutwitGodTILsoaking-14369.png

I could have gone a lifetime without knowing this.
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 10, 2014, 10:27:39 PM
Young mormons aren't into just holding hands these days.

They're apparently into "soaking" as well:
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/YoungMormonsdiscoverhoweasyitistooutwitGodTILsoaking-14369.png

I could have gone a lifetime without knowing this.

apparently you couldn't
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: nudemacusers on September 10, 2014, 10:29:20 PM
this thread is gonna be weird in 4 years when pd actually settles down with a white girl who has a tiny penis.
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Himu on September 10, 2014, 10:30:10 PM
Esch: His son grows up to become the biggest Nas stan out there.
and it would be cool that my kid likes hip hop even though it's going to die as a genre inside the decade

OH GOD I HOPE SO.

Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 10, 2014, 10:31:58 PM
this thread is gonna be weird in 4 years when pd actually settles down with a white girl who has a tiny penis.

I think the fact that she will be fat and he will totally simp for her will be the more embarrassing issue. 
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Boogie on September 10, 2014, 10:33:12 PM
Oscar (and me):  Sustained success of American hockey teams over Canada.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
  But we're waaaaaay off in Fantasyland now.  ;)
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Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Atramental on September 10, 2014, 10:34:45 PM
Atramental: force him to move in with tumblr girl, but she hates and will never fuck him
(http://i.imgur.com/v4ZPYWN.jpg)

Eh... I'll get by. :fbm
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 10, 2014, 10:37:52 PM
himu: force her to read on reddit about rap about killing people and watch the NBA till she dies
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Kara on September 10, 2014, 10:47:21 PM
Karakand: force him to read Hayek and Orwell for eternity

I'd find ways to amuse myself. Plus this would basically be like reliving my teenage years which I more or less enjoyed.

Aside from the counter-intuitive "curse him with happiness" thing laid down in the OP (which is absolutely terrifying BTW, fuck you GS for even imagining me happy you monster), the only thing you could "actually curse" curse me with would be to make me listen to Monet on my living room wall motherfuckers talk about abstract and / or postmodern art, preferably in a museum.
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: benjipwns on September 10, 2014, 10:47:45 PM
Oh. Just thought of something that would really fuck with a lot of people here.  :anhuld

spoiler (click to show/hide)
premature baldness  :larry
[close]

Dodged that genetic bullet.  Got the early patches of grey hair thing going on instead.  I guess that's better?
Hey I have some grey, maybe it's something the government is putting in our water.
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Raban on September 10, 2014, 10:49:37 PM
esch: jayz features on an iggy azalea track... and esch likes it.
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 10, 2014, 10:56:08 PM
Demi: All men in the world suddenly become skinny and clean-shaven
Awesome-O: Victim of holocaust in the digital realm
Himu: Forced to watch Space Dandy on repeat for eternity with Glenn Beck
Joe: Pretty Cure cancelled
Oscar: PS4 sales skyrocket thanks to Final Fantasy XV, 100 million units sold by 2017
Boogie: Permanently relocated to Whitehorse
Atramental: Honorary doctorate in religious studies from BYU
PD: Becomes well-loved token minority character on white sitcom
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2014, 11:04:02 PM
Raban: get hit by cars every time she rides a bicycle

PD: getting married to a woman with a small white penis

(http://i.imgur.com/Y1Rxe78.gif)
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Himu on September 10, 2014, 11:06:22 PM
Esch: His son grows up to become the biggest Nas stan out there.
and it would be cool that my kid likes hip hop even though it's going to die as a genre inside the decade

OH GOD I HOPE SO.

Why? Killing a genre off cause it's popular is pretty fucking stupid.

You don't understand. Music has been a part of the black american experience going back to the slave days. Music is very big in our culture. Currently, rap has held a monopoly on black american culture to the point of homogeneity. More than that, in its current incarnation, it doesn't serve as a means to express the black experience. If you are black and over 30 and want music to represent your life, lol, you're fucked as far as the mains stream is concerned. It has killed r&b in the traditional sense, the de-facto means of black artistic expression for nearly 50 years. 20 years ago, there were much more types of ways to have this experience represented. To you, it's just music. That's why it's taken hold to so many non-blacks. To me, it's a part of a larger culture, and my culture is not being represented by one genre being the only game in town as it carries the coattails of a genre way past its prime that has betrayed its own initial ideals.

With the death of rap, hopefully black people can rise up and have music that speaks for us again. Until then, staying underground is a necessity.
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: nudemacusers on September 10, 2014, 11:07:14 PM
Way to gang up on the black guy, bore. :ufup
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Himu on September 10, 2014, 11:08:25 PM
He likes being ganged up. :tauntaun
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 10, 2014, 11:10:13 PM
fuck, i love kittens.

the worst curse on me would be either a successful nintendo or another child.
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 10, 2014, 11:11:16 PM
fuck, i love kittens.

the worst curse on me would be either a successful nintendo or another child.

Isn't Nintendo almost like the child you never wanted?
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 10, 2014, 11:11:43 PM
Way to gang up on the black guy, bore. :ufup

Well given that the worst thing to him involves white dick, he's kind of the odd man out.   Pretty sure that adding a little white dick would improve anyone else curse. 
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Raban on September 10, 2014, 11:12:14 PM
Andrex: Google buys Nintendo and subsequently goes bankrupt
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Atramental on September 10, 2014, 11:14:30 PM
Atramental: Honorary doctorate in religious studies from BYU
Hmm. BYU would be a trip but I think you meant to write BJU.  :yeshrug
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 10, 2014, 11:21:29 PM
Methodis: someone tries to teach him how to read and write

:lol
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2014, 11:21:39 PM
fuck, i love kittens.

the worst curse on me would be either a successful nintendo or another child.

actually your curse will be in a few years when Lil Drinky's trolls and sarcasm reach super saiyan levels.
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: cool breeze on September 10, 2014, 11:29:58 PM
Great Rumbler: Obisidan goes to kickstarter for a cyberpunk rpg.  it succeeds, it releases, but it's never patched.
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Kara on September 10, 2014, 11:49:57 PM
The Business (RIP): Forced to listen to a steady stream of humblebrags with no ability to put the humblebragger down.
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Kara on September 10, 2014, 11:53:19 PM
Cajole would probably be thankful to be relieved of his Mets fandom...
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Rufus on September 11, 2014, 01:02:13 AM
Everyone not mentioned: they will never be listed amongst their Borian peers in lists and polls :fbm
In a way it makes me sad, but it also means I successfully John Doe'd myself online.
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Momo on September 11, 2014, 01:53:45 AM
Andrex : Can only buy iOS devices, only console he can own is whatever Sony/MS puts out, not allowed near any Nintendo published, owned or developed entertainment. Forced to only read Marvel comics with Iron Man in it, forced to program in assembler directly for life.
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: toku on September 11, 2014, 03:58:10 AM
I think esch would thrive in a marriage. Arranged or otherwise.
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Squiddy on September 11, 2014, 04:41:52 AM
My genes protect me from baldness. My grandpa was over 100 when he died, and still had a head full of hair (not all grey either)

I've noticed that that's more of a cac thing, you guys are weak.
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Momo on September 11, 2014, 04:47:12 AM
Squiddy: Hellban from all forums, online communication and IRL
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Your Stalker on September 11, 2014, 05:26:49 AM
My genes protect me from baldness. My grandpa was over 100 when he died, and still had a head full of hair (not all grey either)

I've noticed that that's more of a cac thing, you guys are weak.
Why do you do this? We all know you love cacs.
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Eric P on September 11, 2014, 05:32:16 AM
Eric P: Gets a job for a major music publication, forced to cover the VMAs.

yesterday my editor asked me to do something involving the new U2 album
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Squiddy on September 11, 2014, 06:22:43 AM
My genes protect me from baldness. My grandpa was over 100 when he died, and still had a head full of hair (not all grey either)

I've noticed that that's more of a cac thing, you guys are weak.
Why do you do this? We all know you love cacs.

Only female cacs.
But then again, who doesnt :patel

@PD, @Esch, @Shaka, @Darth Ghidorah
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Rufus on September 11, 2014, 06:38:03 AM
Everyone not mentioned: they will never be listed amongst their Borian peers in lists and polls :fbm
In a way it makes me sad, but it also means I successfully John Doe'd myself online.

Honestly I wanted to include you in the OP, but your posting style doesn't reveal many hints about your personality. I couldn't think up a good scenario for you.
Oh you. This is good enough. Senpai noticed. :uguu
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Eric P on September 11, 2014, 07:14:00 AM
Eric P: Gets a job for a major music publication, forced to cover the VMAs.

yesterday my editor asked me to do something involving the new U2 album

I assume your reacting was like:  :goty

well i mentioned something as a joke and he said "that's great, can you actually do it?" i was like, "uh......sure"
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Boogie on September 11, 2014, 09:51:23 AM

Boogie: Permanently relocated to Whitehorse

Joke's on you, Whitehorse is beautiful. :smug

Real answer would be a permanent transfer to anywhere with a "Lac", "River", or "Fort" in the name. :P
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: king of the internet on September 11, 2014, 10:27:31 AM
Oh. Just thought of something that would really fuck with a lot of people here.  :anhuld

spoiler (click to show/hide)
premature baldness  :larry
[close]

I avoided this.  :jawalrus Lots of healthy hair. Pretty happy I inherited that.

Also inherited depression.  :goty
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: nudemacusers on September 11, 2014, 11:20:57 AM
Oh. Just thought of something that would really fuck with a lot of people here.  :anhuld

spoiler (click to show/hide)
premature baldness  :larry
[close]

I avoided this.  :jawalrus Lots of healthy hair. Pretty happy I inherited that.

Also inherited depression.  :goty
maybe if you shave your head the depression will go away. reverse-samson. :ohhh
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: king of the internet on September 11, 2014, 11:22:32 AM
Oh. Just thought of something that would really fuck with a lot of people here.  :anhuld

spoiler (click to show/hide)
premature baldness  :larry
[close]

I avoided this.  :jawalrus Lots of healthy hair. Pretty happy I inherited that.

Also inherited depression.  :goty
maybe if you shave your head the depression will go away. reverse-samson. :ohhh

No need to shave my head when I can just drink the sadness away.  ;)
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Momo on September 11, 2014, 11:34:16 AM
Sovok : Give him a taste of happiness and being loved for like 3 weeks then jank it away, but just far enough so it is always just out of reach
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Momo on September 11, 2014, 11:35:02 AM
recursivelyenumerable : remove thread creation ability
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: nudemacusers on September 11, 2014, 11:35:28 AM
tbf I think that would destroy anyone  :brazilcry

edit: that was meant for the sovok post but works for both.
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Kara on September 11, 2014, 12:06:24 PM
Sounds like emotional edging, I like. :drool
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 11, 2014, 12:14:35 PM
Sovok : Give him a taste of happiness and being loved for like 3 weeks then jank it away, but just far enough so it is always just out of reach
Nah, Sovoks would be finds the girl of his dreams and she has the vocabulary of a 5th grader.
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Kara on September 11, 2014, 12:19:39 PM
The last communication I got from my ex had the word sucks in it.

Like this could be the last time we talk forever, and you use the word sucks?  :gurl
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: king of the internet on September 11, 2014, 12:20:22 PM
The last communication I got from my ex had the word sucks in it.

Like this could be the last time we talk forever, and you use the word sucks?  :gurl

In the last comms I had with an ex she basically vowed to ruin me.  8)
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: nudemacusers on September 11, 2014, 12:22:03 PM
I've never had parting communication from an ex. Since they're all dead.
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Kara on September 11, 2014, 12:23:00 PM
In the last comms I had with an ex she basically vowed to ruin me.  8)

Well, did she?
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: king of the internet on September 11, 2014, 12:23:53 PM
In the last comms I had with an ex she basically vowed to ruin me.  8)

Well, did she?

Jokes on her. I'm already ruined.  :jawalrus
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: Momo on September 11, 2014, 12:24:37 PM
In the last comms I had with an ex she basically vowed to ruin me.  8)

Well, did she?
He's posting on the bore, what do you think?
Title: Re: The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 11, 2014, 12:30:24 PM
In the last comms I had with an ex she basically vowed to ruin me.  8)

Well, did she?
He's posting on the bore, what do you think?
Poor guy
 :goty2