The worst curse you could inflict on each Borean?

[Phoenix Dark]

fuck, i love kittens.

the worst curse on me would be either a successful nintendo or another child.

actually your curse will be in a few years when Lil Drinky's trolls and sarcasm reach super saiyan levels.

[cool breeze]

Great Rumbler: Obisidan goes to kickstarter for a cyberpunk rpg.  it succeeds, it releases, but it's never patched.

[Kara]

The Business (RIP): Forced to listen to a steady stream of humblebrags with no ability to put the humblebragger down.

[Kara]

Cajole would probably be thankful to be relieved of his Mets fandom...

[Rufus]

Everyone not mentioned: they will never be listed amongst their Borian peers in lists and polls

In a way it makes me sad, but it also means I successfully John Doe'd myself online.

[Momo]

Andrex : Can only buy iOS devices, only console he can own is whatever Sony/MS puts out, not allowed near any Nintendo published, owned or developed entertainment. Forced to only read Marvel comics with Iron Man in it, forced to program in assembler directly for life.

[toku]

I think esch would thrive in a marriage. Arranged or otherwise.

[Squiddy]

My genes protect me from baldness. My grandpa was over 100 when he died, and still had a head full of hair (not all grey either)

I've noticed that that's more of a cac thing, you guys are weak.

[Momo]

Squiddy: Hellban from all forums, online communication and IRL

[Your Stalker]

My genes protect me from baldness. My grandpa was over 100 when he died, and still had a head full of hair (not all grey either)

I've noticed that that's more of a cac thing, you guys are weak.

Why do you do this? We all know you love cacs.

[Eric P]

Eric P: Gets a job for a major music publication, forced to cover the VMAs.

yesterday my editor asked me to do something involving the new U2 album

[Squiddy]

My genes protect me from baldness. My grandpa was over 100 when he died, and still had a head full of hair (not all grey either)

I've noticed that that's more of a cac thing, you guys are weak.

Why do you do this? We all know you love cacs.

Only female cacs.
But then again, who doesnt

@PD, @Esch, @Shaka, @Darth Ghidorah

[Rufus]

Everyone not mentioned: they will never be listed amongst their Borian peers in lists and polls

In a way it makes me sad, but it also means I successfully John Doe'd myself online.

Honestly I wanted to include you in the OP, but your posting style doesn't reveal many hints about your personality. I couldn't think up a good scenario for you.

Oh you. This is good enough. Senpai noticed.

[Eric P]

Eric P: Gets a job for a major music publication, forced to cover the VMAs.

yesterday my editor asked me to do something involving the new U2 album

I assume your reacting was like: 

well i mentioned something as a joke and he said "that's great, can you actually do it?" i was like, "uh......sure"

[Boogie]

Boogie: Permanently relocated to Whitehorse

Joke's on you, Whitehorse is beautiful.

Real answer would be a permanent transfer to anywhere with a "Lac", "River", or "Fort" in the name.

[king of the internet]

Oh. Just thought of something that would really fuck with a lot of people here. 

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premature baldness 

[close]

I avoided this.  Lots of healthy hair. Pretty happy I inherited that.

Also inherited depression. 

[nudemacusers]

Oh. Just thought of something that would really fuck with a lot of people here. 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

premature baldness 

[close]

I avoided this.  Lots of healthy hair. Pretty happy I inherited that.

Also inherited depression. 

maybe if you shave your head the depression will go away. reverse-samson.

[king of the internet]

Oh. Just thought of something that would really fuck with a lot of people here. 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

premature baldness 

[close]

I avoided this.  Lots of healthy hair. Pretty happy I inherited that.

Also inherited depression. 

maybe if you shave your head the depression will go away. reverse-samson.

No need to shave my head when I can just drink the sadness away. 

[Momo]

Sovok : Give him a taste of happiness and being loved for like 3 weeks then jank it away, but just far enough so it is always just out of reach

[Momo]

recursivelyenumerable : remove thread creation ability

[nudemacusers]

tbf I think that would destroy anyone 

edit: that was meant for the sovok post but works for both.

[Kara]

Sounds like emotional edging, I like.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Sovok : Give him a taste of happiness and being loved for like 3 weeks then jank it away, but just far enough so it is always just out of reach

Nah, Sovoks would be finds the girl of his dreams and she has the vocabulary of a 5th grader.

[Kara]

The last communication I got from my ex had the word sucks in it.

Like this could be the last time we talk forever, and you use the word sucks? 

[king of the internet]

The last communication I got from my ex had the word sucks in it.

Like this could be the last time we talk forever, and you use the word sucks? 

In the last comms I had with an ex she basically vowed to ruin me. 

[nudemacusers]

I've never had parting communication from an ex. Since they're all dead.

[Kara]

In the last comms I had with an ex she basically vowed to ruin me. 

Well, did she?

[king of the internet]

In the last comms I had with an ex she basically vowed to ruin me. 

Well, did she?

Jokes on her. I'm already ruined. 

[Momo]

In the last comms I had with an ex she basically vowed to ruin me. 

Well, did she?

He's posting on the bore, what do you think?

[I'm a Puppy!]

In the last comms I had with an ex she basically vowed to ruin me. 

Well, did she?

He's posting on the bore, what do you think?

Poor guy