THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Am_I_Anonymous on September 24, 2014, 08:40:44 AM

Title: I got stopped by the police this morning and.....
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on September 24, 2014, 08:40:44 AM
He was a really good guy. I could hardly believe it as normally I get the whole black guy in a nice car question sequence. Not this time though, guy came up and told me he pulled me over because I was going 45 in a 25 (I was) and that there was a school up the road that is very busy between 7 and 7:30.

He was a Michigan fan and said "Hey didn't you play for them back during the undefeated season? I remember you, you laid out Boston...great hit" and after that he told me to have a good day and that they would be patrolling this road for a few weeks and to watch my speed. I was pretty flabbergasted to be treated like a normal human.

#notallcops
Title: Re: I got stopped by the police this morning and.....
Post by: toku on September 24, 2014, 08:45:16 AM
He probably already filled his quota for the month.

#proactivecops
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Post by: Squiddy on September 24, 2014, 09:15:12 AM
He probably confused you for a black celebrity.
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Post by: king of the internet on September 24, 2014, 09:36:07 AM
You must look soft. Were you wearing a sweater with a collared shirt underneath?
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Post by: Your Stalker on September 24, 2014, 09:37:04 AM
beng beng
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on September 24, 2014, 09:38:50 AM
You must look soft. Were you wearing a sweater with a collared shirt underneath?

Ha ha.

Black long sleeve t-shirt, cabbie hat, and blue jeans?
Title: Re: I got stopped by the police this morning and.....
Post by: Beezy on September 24, 2014, 09:55:20 AM
You must look soft. Were you wearing a sweater with a collared shirt underneath?

Ha ha.

Black long sleeve t-shirt, cabbie hat, and blue jeans?
SOFT
Title: Re: I got stopped by the police this morning and.....
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on September 24, 2014, 09:56:53 AM
You must look soft. Were you wearing a sweater with a collared shirt underneath?

Ha ha.

Black long sleeve t-shirt, cabbie hat, and blue jeans?
SOFT

OLD...under 50 this morning and my bald head don't take well to chilly weather.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on September 24, 2014, 10:30:54 AM
That was a great hit you laid on Boston, tho.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on September 24, 2014, 10:31:29 AM
That was a great hit you laid on Boston, tho.

It really was.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vPOUcGof0oc/Te6pkNemDnI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/2ZLs9m5Kbt8/s320/1201_large.jpg)
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Post by: Brehvolution on September 24, 2014, 10:34:22 AM
Is the hit on youtube?
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on September 24, 2014, 10:38:55 AM
Is the hit on youtube?

Yes
Title: Re: I got stopped by the police this morning and.....
Post by: nachobro on September 24, 2014, 01:12:27 PM
oh shit i remember that hit, goddamn. that was you?  :o
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 24, 2014, 01:14:58 PM
OJ got off because of this football career too, you murderer. 
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 24, 2014, 01:17:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjaDQdq5kzk

this?
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Post by: Great Rumbler on September 24, 2014, 04:36:47 PM
Usually when the cops remember something that a black man did 17 years ago they have to call for backup.