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Am_I_Anonymous

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I got stopped by the police this morning and.....
« on: September 24, 2014, 08:40:44 AM »
He was a really good guy. I could hardly believe it as normally I get the whole black guy in a nice car question sequence. Not this time though, guy came up and told me he pulled me over because I was going 45 in a 25 (I was) and that there was a school up the road that is very busy between 7 and 7:30.

He was a Michigan fan and said "Hey didn't you play for them back during the undefeated season? I remember you, you laid out Boston...great hit" and after that he told me to have a good day and that they would be patrolling this road for a few weeks and to watch my speed. I was pretty flabbergasted to be treated like a normal human.

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Re: I got stopped by the police this morning and.....
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2014, 08:45:16 AM »
He probably already filled his quota for the month.

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Re: I got stopped by the police this morning and.....
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2014, 09:15:12 AM »
He probably confused you for a black celebrity.
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Re: I got stopped by the police this morning and.....
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2014, 09:36:07 AM »
You must look soft. Were you wearing a sweater with a collared shirt underneath?

Re: I got stopped by the police this morning and.....
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2014, 09:37:04 AM »
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: I got stopped by the police this morning and.....
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2014, 09:38:50 AM »
You must look soft. Were you wearing a sweater with a collared shirt underneath?

Ha ha.

Black long sleeve t-shirt, cabbie hat, and blue jeans?
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Re: I got stopped by the police this morning and.....
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2014, 09:55:20 AM »
You must look soft. Were you wearing a sweater with a collared shirt underneath?

Ha ha.

Black long sleeve t-shirt, cabbie hat, and blue jeans?
SOFT

Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: I got stopped by the police this morning and.....
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2014, 09:56:53 AM »
You must look soft. Were you wearing a sweater with a collared shirt underneath?

Ha ha.

Black long sleeve t-shirt, cabbie hat, and blue jeans?
SOFT

OLD...under 50 this morning and my bald head don't take well to chilly weather.
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Joe Molotov

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Re: I got stopped by the police this morning and.....
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2014, 10:30:54 AM »
That was a great hit you laid on Boston, tho.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: I got stopped by the police this morning and.....
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2014, 10:31:29 AM »
That was a great hit you laid on Boston, tho.

It really was.

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Re: I got stopped by the police this morning and.....
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2014, 10:34:22 AM »
Is the hit on youtube?
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: I got stopped by the police this morning and.....
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2014, 10:38:55 AM »
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Re: I got stopped by the police this morning and.....
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2014, 01:12:27 PM »
oh shit i remember that hit, goddamn. that was you?  :o

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Re: I got stopped by the police this morning and.....
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2014, 01:14:58 PM »
OJ got off because of this football career too, you murderer. 

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Re: I got stopped by the police this morning and.....
« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2014, 01:17:46 PM »


this?

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Re: I got stopped by the police this morning and.....
« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2014, 04:36:47 PM »
Usually when the cops remember something that a black man did 17 years ago they have to call for backup.
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