THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 01:29:50 PM

Title: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 01:29:50 PM: Just curious, whom in your opinion is the worst poster on the bore?

If I had to pick one myself, I'd say me.

Edit: :hitler
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on neogaf?
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 23, 2014, 01:30:58 PM: All gaf shit in gaf thread.

Dumpster ----- >
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on neogaf?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 01:32:09 PM: D'oh

:yeshrug
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on neogaf?
Post by: Steve Contra on October 23, 2014, 01:32:12 PM: :paul
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on neogaf?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2014, 01:32:34 PM: Finally a poll I won't come #1 in
:rejoice
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2014, 01:34:29 PM: Nice edit, I'd say JD. He's technically a decent poster in representing his own views, but everything he stands for fills my heart with bile.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Brehvolution on October 23, 2014, 01:36:15 PM: Everyone with a gray name.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on neogaf?
Post by: nudemacusers on October 23, 2014, 01:36:24 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2014, 01:32:34 PM
Finally a poll I won't come #1 in
:rejoice
*looks at amended title

:hitler
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on neogaf?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 01:37:29 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on October 23, 2014, 01:36:24 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2014, 01:32:34 PM
Finally a poll I won't come #1 in
:rejoice
*looks at amended title

:hitler

:gladbron
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 23, 2014, 01:38:32 PM: Quote from: Pineapple Sauce on October 23, 2014, 01:34:29 PM
Nice edit, I'd say JD. He's technically a decent poster in representing his own views, but everything he stands for fills my heart with bile.
I love JD. He's the anakin to my obi-wan.
Gotta have people you don't agree with. Otherwise you can just go to GAF and join hands about what latest term hurt your fifis
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Steve Contra on October 23, 2014, 01:41:31 PM: I disagree politically with Benji almost entirely and he's still a great poster. JD is :paul tier and always has been.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2014, 01:41:35 PM: I just can't abide people who lack human empathy.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 01:42:47 PM: Quote from: Pineapple Sauce on October 23, 2014, 01:41:35 PM
I just can't abide people who lack human empathy.

Goddamnit, I can't even win a poll I wrote myself.

:beli
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: chronovore on October 23, 2014, 01:45:55 PM: Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 23, 2014, 01:38:32 PM
Quote from: Pineapple Sauce on October 23, 2014, 01:34:29 PM
Nice edit, I'd say JD. He's technically a decent poster in representing his own views, but everything he stands for fills my heart with bile.
I love JD. He's the anakin to my obi-wan.
Gotta have people you don't agree with. Otherwise you can just go to GAF and join hands about what latest term hurt your fifis
Yeah, sure, I agree. OTOH, lots of arguments with JD seem to devolve into name-calling. Also, who uses the term “distinguished mentally-challenged fellow” as a pejorative in 2014?
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 23, 2014, 01:47:12 PM: Nothing will ever beat JD being backed into a corner and claiming "natural rights exist because they do"
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2014, 01:47:51 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 01:42:47 PM
Quote from: Pineapple Sauce on October 23, 2014, 01:41:35 PM
I just can't abide people who lack human empathy.

Goddamnit, I can't even win a poll I wrote myself.

:beli

Sorry, :ufup cause I think your posting style is needed here
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 01:54:31 PM: Quote from: Pineapple Sauce on October 23, 2014, 01:47:51 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 01:42:47 PM
Quote from: Pineapple Sauce on October 23, 2014, 01:41:35 PM
I just can't abide people who lack human empathy.

Goddamnit, I can't even win a poll I wrote myself.

:beli

Sorry, :ufup cause I think your posting style is needed here

Don't tell me how to live my life Pineapple Sauce....

:pacspit
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: octopushover on October 23, 2014, 01:55:43 PM: Quote from: Esch on October 23, 2014, 01:49:10 PM
etiolate for the 'you guys just can't understand me' pseudointellectual posturing

calling etoilate a pseudo-intellectual is really pushing the lower limits of the word pseudo
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 23, 2014, 01:57:06 PM: Quote from: Steve Contra on October 23, 2014, 01:32:12 PM
:paul

:paul :paul :paul
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 01:59:07 PM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on October 23, 2014, 01:57:06 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on October 23, 2014, 01:32:12 PM
:paul

:paul :paul :paul

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/4065746/cat-vs-toilet-paper-o.gif)
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Shaka Khan on October 23, 2014, 02:00:49 PM: Etiolate.

(http://i.imgur.com/k61DtCh.gif)
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on neogaf?
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on October 23, 2014, 02:01:18 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on October 23, 2014, 01:36:24 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2014, 01:32:34 PM
Finally a poll I won't come #1 in
:rejoice
*looks at amended title

:hitler

Angelus
speculawyer
SethC
the artist formerly known as World Star
Anyone even nominally associated with a sports-GAF community thread
Vag

next question
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on neogaf?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 02:02:01 PM: Quote from: jakefromstatefarm on October 23, 2014, 02:01:18 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on October 23, 2014, 01:36:24 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2014, 01:32:34 PM
Finally a poll I won't come #1 in
:rejoice
*looks at amended title

:hitler

Angelus
speculawyer
SethC
the artist formerly known as World Star
Anyone even nominally associated with a sports-GAF community thread
Vag

next question

Reads list.....so everybody then?
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: StealthFan on October 23, 2014, 02:05:51 PM: etoilate needs to suckstart a shotgun
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 23, 2014, 02:07:09 PM: I don't generally agree with Anonymous on political stuff, but beyond that he's generally a pretty cool dude. [Plus, he played in the NFL, I can't hate on that].

Most of the demonstrably awful posters have been successfully driven away or marginalized, fortunately.

So, I guess I'd go with JayDub.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 02:09:02 PM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 23, 2014, 02:07:09 PM
I don't generally agree with Anonymous on political stuff, but beyond that he's generally a pretty cool dude. [Plus, he played in the NFL, I can't hate on that].

Most of the demonstrably awful posters have been successfully driven away or marginalized, fortunately.

So, I guess I'd go with JayDub.

I treat my politics the way I treat my wife....I only talk about them when I'm drunk and nobody pays attention anyway.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Steve Contra on October 23, 2014, 02:10:11 PM: Anonymous played for the Raiders which is p cool.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: meeb on October 23, 2014, 02:10:54 PM: Quote from: Human Snorenado on October 23, 2014, 01:47:12 PM
Nothing will ever beat JD being backed into a corner and claiming "natural rights exist because they do"

Huh, Computer has done that as well. Alt account?
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 02:12:32 PM: Quote from: Steve Contra on October 23, 2014, 02:10:11 PM
Anonymous played for the Raiders which is p cool.

Yes I am clearly a brick on their wall of monumental success.

Let me correct that. I am a wad of gum stuck to their wall of monumental success.

I remember the day I got the call. First thing my dad said was "Oakland? you better buy a gun"
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: RowRow on October 23, 2014, 02:13:40 PM: Quote from: Pineapple Sauce on October 23, 2014, 01:41:35 PM
I just can't abide people who lack human empathy.
Except for unborn fetuses, after they're born and they turn into functional human beings, the empathy is gone
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2014, 02:13:49 PM: Anonymous played for Michigan with Tom Brady under Lloyd Carr. I can't hate.
:whew

I shook Tom's hand once :tocry
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 02:16:29 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2014, 02:13:49 PM
Anonymous played for Michigan with Tom Brady under Lloyd Carr. I can't hate.
:whew

I shook Tom's hand once :tocry

I did a shot of tequila with Tom. He was a kinda weird guy back then. He didn't party much.

I also watched Charles Woodson beat Tai Streets in a foot race...in his socks. He was all like who else needs some of that?

I was like :badass

Much better story was when Henson got literally piledrived onto a lawn by one of his linemen. We really really loved that guy (the linemen)
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Steve Contra on October 23, 2014, 02:17:21 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 02:12:32 PM
I remember the day I got the call. First thing my dad said was "Oakland? you better buy a gun"
Everyone said that to me too when I moved to Oakland!
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 02:18:02 PM: Quote from: Steve Contra on October 23, 2014, 02:17:21 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 02:12:32 PM
I remember the day I got the call. First thing my dad said was "Oakland? you better buy a gun"
Everyone said that to me too when I moved to Oakland!

That should have became the City Motto in the 80's-90's and been sponsored by glock.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2014, 02:20:26 PM: Still surprised Henson bombed out of baseball and football. I thought he'd be at least a consistent NFL backup.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 02:22:28 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2014, 02:20:26 PM
Still surprised Henson bombed out of baseball and football. I thought he'd be at least a consistent NFL backup.

Dude.....dumb as a rock...DUMB......also a complete cocksucker. He could offend a deafmute in about 4 minutes.

We use to bet on how many times it would take him to understand where to release on a post. Usually it took between 8-10 tries. Lloyd use to let us out of the post practice run and say something along the lines of "the deeps already got their mile in today, let them go"
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Steve Contra on October 23, 2014, 02:22:33 PM: I have been reminded to do my yearly abortion access donations because of a JD post, so I'll give him that.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on neogaf?
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on October 23, 2014, 02:24:05 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 02:02:01 PM
Reads list.....so everybody then?
those are really only the people that I've come into contact with that uniformly provide anathema to meaningful discussion. There are plenty of communities/posters I actually enjoy because they engage in constructive conversation; if a poster can't do that, and especially if they aren't even funny/tactful, chances are I wont value their posts.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 02:24:32 PM: Quote from: Steve Contra on October 23, 2014, 02:22:33 PM
I have been reminded to do my yearly abortion access donations because of a JD post, so I'll give him that.

I use to be against abortion...then I had a baby girl. Now I am all for it. Time changes things.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 23, 2014, 02:24:48 PM: Quote from: JayDubya on October 23, 2014, 02:17:31 PM
Quote from: RowRow on October 23, 2014, 02:13:40 PM
Quote from: Pineapple Sauce on October 23, 2014, 01:41:35 PM
I just can't abide people who lack human empathy.
Except for unborn fetuses, after they're born and they turn into functional human beings, the empathy is gone

Congrats on saying one of the most monumentally stupid things one could possibly say.
See? Anakin
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Shaka Khan on October 23, 2014, 02:27:55 PM: JD isn't above pulling "this isn't even English" card against us foreigners, so he gets a few points for lacing his condescension with shade.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 02:29:18 PM: Quote from: Shaka Khan on October 23, 2014, 02:27:55 PM
JD isn't above pulling "this isn't even English" card against us foreigners, so he gets some points for lacing his condescension with shade.

I am not familiar with him too much. He doesn't seem that terrible to me but I have not yet had the pleasure of discussing the world with him.

:yeshrug
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 02:33:56 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2014, 02:20:26 PM
Still surprised Henson bombed out of baseball and football. I thought he'd be at least a consistent NFL backup.

Oh by the way, look for me on the sidelines during the OSU game. I'll be the old bald guy attempting to choke Hoke.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2014, 02:50:13 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 02:22:28 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2014, 02:20:26 PM
Still surprised Henson bombed out of baseball and football. I thought he'd be at least a consistent NFL backup.

Dude.....dumb as a rock...DUMB......also a complete cocksucker. He could offend a deafmute in about 4 minutes.

We use to bet on how many times it would take him to understand where to release on a post. Usually it took between 8-10 tries. Lloyd use to let us out of the post practice run and say something along the lines of "the deeps already got their mile in today, let them go"

lol. I know a doctor who claimed Henson was smart as hell and very impressive (meet & greet shit), but it was probably just gas. Wasn't he pretty rich before coming to Michigan?

Hoke is a nice guy but clearly should be a D-line coach or something. He can't coach a major program, clearly.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 02:53:12 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2014, 02:50:13 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 02:22:28 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2014, 02:20:26 PM
Still surprised Henson bombed out of baseball and football. I thought he'd be at least a consistent NFL backup.

Dude.....dumb as a rock...DUMB......also a complete cocksucker. He could offend a deafmute in about 4 minutes.

We use to bet on how many times it would take him to understand where to release on a post. Usually it took between 8-10 tries. Lloyd use to let us out of the post practice run and say something along the lines of "the deeps already got their mile in today, let them go"

lol. I know a doctor who claimed Henson was smart as hell and very impressive (meet & greet shit), but it was probably just gas. Wasn't he pretty rich before coming to Michigan?

Hoke is a nice guy but clearly should be a D-line coach or something. He can't coach a major program, clearly.

If that doctor called Henson "smart" you should not get within 30 feet of that man. I don't know too much about how much he had coming in, we didn't kick it.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2014, 02:58:28 PM: breh is it true Les Miles won't get the job because he fucked Gary Moeller's job?

Lloyd needs to gtfo. You guys don't need a Michigan Man, you need a good coach. Rich Rod would have worked out if he got a fourth year IMO. Hoke won 11 games with his players.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 03:00:20 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2014, 02:58:28 PM
breh is it true Les Miles won't get the job because he fucked Gary Moeller's job?

Lloyd needs to gtfo. You guys don't need a Michigan Man, you need a good coach. Rich Rod would have worked out if he got a fourth year IMO. Hoke won 11 games with his players.

Les Miles won't get the job because when he WAS going to take the job (the year rich rod did) he asked for it not to be leaked to the media and sure enough we fucking leaked it. He quickly said "don't come back here offering a job again"

We want Harbaugh.

Edit: And don't ever Rich-Rod me again. That fucker wanted to take down Bo's statue. Uh...no.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2014, 03:03:15 PM: I doubt Harbaugh will leave the 49ers unless he's fired. Even then reports suggest he loves the west coast. I could see him taking the Raiders job before going back to Michigan.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 03:04:06 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2014, 03:03:15 PM
I doubt Harbaugh will leave the 49ers unless he's fired. Even then reports suggest he loves the west coast. I could see him taking the Raiders job before going back to Michigan.

He's getting fired and we're gonna offer him somewhere in the neighborhood of 6 million a year. He'll take the job. Big10 is down and that dude can recruit Ohio, California, and Oregon.

He likes being "god." It's easy to do so with broke ass young men....trying that shit with grown millionaires played out about the way you would expect it to. They hate him.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2014, 03:08:14 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 03:04:06 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2014, 03:03:15 PM
I doubt Harbaugh will leave the 49ers unless he's fired. Even then reports suggest he loves the west coast. I could see him taking the Raiders job before going back to Michigan.

He's getting fired and we're gonna offer him somewhere in the neighborhood of 6 million a year. He'll take the job. Big10 is down and that dude can recruit Ohio, California, and Oregon.

He likes being "god." It's easy to do so with broke ass young men....trying that shit with grown millionaires played out about the way you would expect it to. They hate him.

The funny thing is that they LOVED him initially, and almost won a Superbowl. Now? ehhh

Similar shit happened with Singetary, except they never bought in to him and threw him under the bus ASAP.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 23, 2014, 03:20:42 PM: you're right, it is you
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 03:23:38 PM: Quote from: BrandNew on October 23, 2014, 03:20:42 PM
you're right, it is you

Finally!

:heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Atramental on October 23, 2014, 03:34:42 PM: Posters like JD and AIA are necessary, IMO.

I might not agree with their political opinions but they keep the bore from turning into a liberal wank fest (e.g. GAF). :yeshrug
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: nudemacusers on October 23, 2014, 03:39:06 PM: Quote from: Atramental on October 23, 2014, 03:34:42 PM
Posters like JD and AIA are necessary, IMO.

I might not agree with their political opinions but they keep the bore from turning into a liberal wank fest (e.g. GAF). :yeshrug
what an interesting thing to say :hitler
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Atramental on October 23, 2014, 03:40:02 PM: PD liked my post. I'm in the clear. :aah
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: nudemacusers on October 23, 2014, 03:48:51 PM: its cuz you have a pretty dick nopause
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Himu on October 23, 2014, 04:10:04 PM: Anon played pro football? Someone please post pics so I can drool at his cup bulging tight pants and him not being able to do a thing about it :drool
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Atramental on October 23, 2014, 04:16:53 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on October 23, 2014, 03:48:51 PM
its cuz you have a pretty dick nopause
Where would PD be getting these pics from? :gurl

Macuser, bb, have you been taking screenshots of my snapchats that I send you? (http://i.imgur.com/vqhmtB6.png)
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: nudemacusers on October 23, 2014, 04:18:50 PM: if you didn't want them dikk pixx being shared you shouldn't have put them out on the internet in the first place :ufup
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2014, 04:22:00 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on October 23, 2014, 03:48:51 PM
its cuz you have a pretty dick nopause

I'm moreso enticed by the chance that he doesn't have one
:hitler
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 04:33:55 PM: Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 23, 2014, 04:10:04 PM
Anon played pro football? Someone please post pics so I can drool at his cup bulging tight pants and him not being able to do a thing about it :drool

(http://nflredskins.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/ap090131144652.jpg)

That's back when i was really in shape.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2014, 04:43:34 PM: :bow
(http://sportsgif.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Vince-Wilfork-Turkey-Leg.gif)
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Himu on October 23, 2014, 05:06:26 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 04:33:55 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 23, 2014, 04:10:04 PM
Anon played pro football? Someone please post pics so I can drool at his cup bulging tight pants and him not being able to do a thing about it :drool

(http://nflredskins.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/ap090131144652.jpg)

That's back when i was really in shape.

Muscular guys with big stomachs :drool
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Steve Contra on October 23, 2014, 05:07:59 PM: So you basically have the same taste as Demi in dudes. Got it.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Himu on October 23, 2014, 05:10:53 PM: Nope. I mostly like muscular men with abs. But sometimes a gut can be attractive too provided the man has muscles to compliment it.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2014, 05:15:26 PM: Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 23, 2014, 05:10:53 PM
Nope. I mostly like muscular men with abs. But sometimes a gut can be attractive too provided the man has muscles to compliment it.

(http://www.morethings.com/fan/quentin_tarantino/pulp_fiction/pulp_fiction2690.jpg)
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Himu on October 23, 2014, 05:18:11 PM: lol

It's like Fred Flintstone or Homer Simpson. I'm pretty positive that Wilma or Marge still find Fred/Homer attractive despite their weight. I dunno. I used to not be open to it but now I am. Must be the E. :yeshrug
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Kara on October 23, 2014, 05:22:34 PM: JD makes good nerd joke posts. I think it was in the Tides of N hype thread he made a 2.5 D&D joke that had me :dead until I realized I was amused by a AD&D joke. :snoop
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Positive Touch on October 23, 2014, 06:20:02 PM: I sure am glad jaydub has no actual power over people irl because Jesus Christ that guy is a nutsack
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Barry Egan on October 23, 2014, 07:12:38 PM: Willco
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 07:50:45 PM: Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 23, 2014, 05:06:26 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 04:33:55 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 23, 2014, 04:10:04 PM
Anon played pro football? Someone please post pics so I can drool at his cup bulging tight pants and him not being able to do a thing about it :drool

(http://nflredskins.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/ap090131144652.jpg)

That's back when i was really in shape.

Muscular guys with big stomachs :drool

Yeah even that waste of space was a better pro than me :-(
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: team filler on October 23, 2014, 08:29:18 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 07:50:45 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 23, 2014, 05:06:26 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 04:33:55 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 23, 2014, 04:10:04 PM
Anon played pro football? Someone please post pics so I can drool at his cup bulging tight pants and him not being able to do a thing about it :drool

(http://nflredskins.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/ap090131144652.jpg)

That's back when i was really in shape.

Muscular guys with big stomachs :drool

Yeah even that waste of space was a better pro than me :-(
Turdell Sands, is that you?
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: demi on October 23, 2014, 08:47:37 PM: Quote from: Steve Contra on October 23, 2014, 05:07:59 PM
So you basically have the same taste as Demi in dudes. Got it.

Ya... I'd definitely peek at that dude for sure.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Himu on October 23, 2014, 08:49:38 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 07:50:45 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 23, 2014, 05:06:26 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 04:33:55 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 23, 2014, 04:10:04 PM
Anon played pro football? Someone please post pics so I can drool at his cup bulging tight pants and him not being able to do a thing about it :drool

(http://nflredskins.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/ap090131144652.jpg)

That's back when i was really in shape.

Muscular guys with big stomachs :drool

Yeah even that waste of space was a better pro than me :-(

How did a ex pro football player like you find neogaf? and what do you do now that you're out of the big leagues? are there like agencies for former pro athletes?
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 09:00:48 PM: I played one year and got hurt. Then I went back to school. Just like most people.

I assure you GAF has a fair number of pro's. Most are gamers.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 23, 2014, 09:07:24 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 09:00:48 PM

I assure you GAF has a fair number of pro's. Most are gamers.

Do you pros actually call each other pros and, if you do, do you sometimes get conversations about football and prostitutes mixed up?
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 09:08:05 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 23, 2014, 09:07:24 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 09:00:48 PM

I assure you GAF has a fair number of pro's. Most are gamers.

Do you pros actually call each other pros and, if you do, do you sometimes get conversations about football and prostitutes mixed up?

No and yes.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 23, 2014, 09:09:06 PM: So did you guys buy guns?
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: team filler on October 23, 2014, 09:44:13 PM: were you drafted?
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 23, 2014, 10:01:07 PM: I don't think you need to buy a gun if you are drafted; they supply you with one.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 23, 2014, 10:09:30 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 04:33:55 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 23, 2014, 04:10:04 PM
Anon played pro football? Someone please post pics so I can drool at his cup bulging tight pants and him not being able to do a thing about it :drool

(http://nflredskins.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/ap090131144652.jpg)

That's back when i was really in shape.

But...that's Albert Haynesworth...
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Icon A on October 24, 2014, 01:40:32 AM: smoky dave and dennis (http://i.imgur.com/OEOpaAd.gif)
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: benjipwns on October 24, 2014, 01:42:59 AM: Quote from: Steve Contra on October 23, 2014, 01:41:31 PM
I disagree politically with Benji almost entirely and he's still a great poster.
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Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Verdigris Murder on October 24, 2014, 03:07:35 AM: Probably Began or Zephyfeing. Both use their disabilities (Jewish and blind support of the flagrant gay bits in Spartacus) as sticks to either spark up fires of misandry, or other things equally annoying.

Only kidding guys, you're the best!!!
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 24, 2014, 06:11:45 AM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 23, 2014, 10:09:30 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 23, 2014, 04:33:55 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 23, 2014, 04:10:04 PM
Anon played pro football? Someone please post pics so I can drool at his cup bulging tight pants and him not being able to do a thing about it :drool

(http://nflredskins.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/ap090131144652.jpg)

That's back when i was really in shape.

But...that's Albert Haynesworth...

It was a joke because ice was looking for tight pants :-)
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 24, 2014, 08:39:29 AM: Quote from: Icon A on October 24, 2014, 01:40:32 AM
smoky dave and dennis (http://i.imgur.com/OEOpaAd.gif)

Nah Smokey Dave is cool.

Dennis isn't terrible he just dry begs for compliments too much. I imagine he's socially awkward.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on October 24, 2014, 08:57:52 AM: It sucks that you got hurt but it seems you've landed on your feet in the end.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 24, 2014, 09:04:47 AM: Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on October 24, 2014, 08:57:52 AM
It sucks that you got hurt but it seems you've landed on your feet in the end.

Ah no regrets man. I always planned for the worst and hoped for the best. I had a good family and great woman around me that didn't let me feel sorry for myself.

I'd prefer to be known as a good dad, husband, coach, and a business guy (in that order) and not an ex-football player anyway. I don't pull that card.

Although my Turkey Bowl Squad (football game on thanksgiving where we play the town down the road) is STACKED this year ha ha. I got a couple of Michigan boys to help out. Elvis Grbac all up in that ass.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2014, 10:11:37 AM: Dunno how anyone who witnessed the height of Methodis' terrorism could name any modern poster worse than him. We get a few asinine posters like Squiddy but nobody offended sensibilities like Methodis.

WOAT:

1. Methodis
2. Black Stallion
3. Makaveli
4. Ichirou

The funny thing is that Methodis is kind of accepted now. He still sucks but not nearly as much.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Steve Contra on October 24, 2014, 11:34:40 AM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on October 23, 2014, 09:09:06 PM
So did you guys buy guns?
No, the thing about Oakland is you're a million times more likely to get your gun stolen from your house and used to kill a liquor store owner than you are to be a some fantasy home invasion hero.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 24, 2014, 11:39:05 AM: Quote from: Steve Contra on October 24, 2014, 11:34:40 AM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on October 23, 2014, 09:09:06 PM
So did you guys buy guns?
No, the thing about Oakland is you're a million times more likely to get your gun stolen from your house and used to kill a liquor store owner than you are to be a some fantasy home invasion hero.

Absolutely. Back in the mid 90's your shit was gonna get robbed, at least once. It was a way of life.

(http://newcityamerica.com/images/scenics/THE%20WORST%20EXAMPLE%20OF%20NEIGHBORHOOD%20NEGLECT.jpg)

West Oakland, then, breh.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2014, 12:11:06 PM: Is your wife cool with your kids playing football given the injury risks? Also would you pursue position coaching if given the chance?
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 24, 2014, 12:13:09 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2014, 12:11:06 PM
Is your wife cool with your kids playing football given the injury risks? Also would you pursue position coaching if given the chance?

I have already coached.

My wife is.....tolerating of my kid's love for football. I would not say she has a good time at the games. Although she agrees that sports are a great way to bolster a young man's social awareness and ability to communicate. Much better than sitting home all night playing nintendo.

Edit: Also potentially free college is a good thing for us.

As for coaching at a college/Pro level? Nah man, those guys have no lives. I don't want to lose my family to keep going over Cover 2 schemes all night every day.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Steve Contra on October 24, 2014, 12:21:23 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 24, 2014, 11:39:05 AM
Quote from: Steve Contra on October 24, 2014, 11:34:40 AM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on October 23, 2014, 09:09:06 PM
So did you guys buy guns?
No, the thing about Oakland is you're a million times more likely to get your gun stolen from your house and used to kill a liquor store owner than you are to be a some fantasy home invasion hero.

Absolutely. Back in the mid 90's your shit was gonna get robbed, at least once. It was a way of life.

(http://newcityamerica.com/images/scenics/THE%20WORST%20EXAMPLE%20OF%20NEIGHBORHOOD%20NEGLECT.jpg)

West Oakland, then, breh.
This is still east oakland by the way. I went out on my porch the other day to see why the crackhouse down the street was popping off, took one look at what was going, decided it'd be better to go back inside.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 24, 2014, 12:33:42 PM: Quote from: Steve Contra on October 24, 2014, 12:21:23 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 24, 2014, 11:39:05 AM
Quote from: Steve Contra on October 24, 2014, 11:34:40 AM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on October 23, 2014, 09:09:06 PM
So did you guys buy guns?
No, the thing about Oakland is you're a million times more likely to get your gun stolen from your house and used to kill a liquor store owner than you are to be a some fantasy home invasion hero.

Absolutely. Back in the mid 90's your shit was gonna get robbed, at least once. It was a way of life.

(http://newcityamerica.com/images/scenics/THE%20WORST%20EXAMPLE%20OF%20NEIGHBORHOOD%20NEGLECT.jpg)

West Oakland, then, breh.
This is still east oakland by the way. I went out on my porch the other day to see why the crackhouse down the street was popping off, took one look at what was going, decided it'd be better to go back inside.

Look down the street...see this

(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110710223915/deadliestjokes/images/5/5a/EazyE.gif)

Avert eyes go back inside.

Welcome to Jokeland.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Steve Contra on October 24, 2014, 12:35:55 PM: Pretty much. Like, I think that dude is going back to his car for a gun. I'm calling it a day here.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 24, 2014, 01:25:26 PM: Quote from: The Walrus on October 24, 2014, 01:23:47 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 24, 2014, 09:04:47 AM
Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on October 24, 2014, 08:57:52 AM
It sucks that you got hurt but it seems you've landed on your feet in the end.

Ah no regrets man. I always planned for the worst and hoped for the best. I had a good family and great woman around me that didn't let me feel sorry for myself.

I'd prefer to be known as a good dad, husband, coach, and a business guy (in that order) and not an ex-football player anyway. I don't pull that card.

Although my Turkey Bowl Squad (football game on thanksgiving where we play the town down the road) is STACKED this year ha ha. I got a couple of Michigan boys to help out. Elvis Grbac all up in that ass.

I know I made that joke about you being a hardware store owner, but what do you actually do, business guy-wise?

IT Architecture/Consultation/Project manager (my company that is)

Or simply: I sit with IT decision makers from concept through creation.

Or really: I sit in a fancy chair and other really smart people tell me when to say yes or no, basically. Oh and I sign the paychecks. Allows for a lot of free time much to Demi's dismay :-)