Who is the worst poster on the bore? :-)

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Anon played pro football? Someone please post pics so I can drool at his cup bulging tight pants and him not being able to do a thing about it

That's back when i was really in shape.

[Phoenix Dark]

[Himu]

Anon played pro football? Someone please post pics so I can drool at his cup bulging tight pants and him not being able to do a thing about it

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That's back when i was really in shape.

Muscular guys with big stomachs

[Steve Contra]

So you basically have the same taste as Demi in dudes.  Got it.

[Himu]

Nope. I mostly like muscular men with abs. But sometimes a gut can be attractive too provided the man has muscles to compliment it.

[Phoenix Dark]

Nope. I mostly like muscular men with abs. But sometimes a gut can be attractive too provided the man has muscles to compliment it.

[Himu]

lol

It's like Fred Flintstone or Homer Simpson. I'm pretty positive that Wilma or Marge still find Fred/Homer attractive despite their weight. I dunno. I used to not be open to it but now I am. Must be the E.

[Kara]

JD makes good nerd joke posts. I think it was in the Tides of N hype thread he made a 2.5 D&D joke that had me until I realized I was amused by a AD&D joke.

[Positive Touch]

I sure am glad jaydub has no actual power over people irl because Jesus Christ that guy is a nutsack

[Barry Egan]

Willco

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Anon played pro football? Someone please post pics so I can drool at his cup bulging tight pants and him not being able to do a thing about it

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That's back when i was really in shape.

Muscular guys with big stomachs

Yeah  even that waste of space was a better pro than me :-(

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Anon played pro football? Someone please post pics so I can drool at his cup bulging tight pants and him not being able to do a thing about it

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That's back when i was really in shape.

Muscular guys with big stomachs

Yeah  even that waste of space was a better pro than me :-(

Turdell Sands, is that you?

[demi]

So you basically have the same taste as Demi in dudes.  Got it.

Ya... I'd definitely peek at that dude for sure.

[Himu]

Anon played pro football? Someone please post pics so I can drool at his cup bulging tight pants and him not being able to do a thing about it

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That's back when i was really in shape.

Muscular guys with big stomachs

Yeah  even that waste of space was a better pro than me :-(

How did a ex pro football player like you find neogaf? and what do you do now that you're out of the big leagues? are there like agencies for former pro athletes?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I played one year and got hurt. Then I went back to school. Just like most people.

I assure you GAF has a fair number of pro's. Most are gamers.

[Madrun Badrun]

I assure you GAF has a fair number of pro's. Most are gamers.

Do you pros actually call each other pros and, if you do, do you sometimes get conversations about football and prostitutes mixed up? 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I assure you GAF has a fair number of pro's. Most are gamers.

Do you pros actually call each other pros and, if you do, do you sometimes get conversations about football and prostitutes mixed up?

No and yes.

[Eel O'Brian]

So did you guys buy guns?

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were you drafted?

[Madrun Badrun]

I don't think you need to buy a gun if you are drafted; they supply you with one.

[Great Rumbler]

Anon played pro football? Someone please post pics so I can drool at his cup bulging tight pants and him not being able to do a thing about it

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That's back when i was really in shape.

But...that's Albert Haynesworth...

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smoky dave and dennis

[benjipwns]

I disagree politically with Benji almost entirely and he's still a great poster. 

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[Verdigris Murder]

Probably Began or Zephyfeing. Both use their disabilities (Jewish and blind support of the flagrant gay bits in Spartacus) as sticks to either spark up fires of misandry, or other things equally annoying.

Only kidding guys, you're the best!!!

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Anon played pro football? Someone please post pics so I can drool at his cup bulging tight pants and him not being able to do a thing about it

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That's back when i was really in shape.

But...that's Albert Haynesworth...

It was a joke because ice was looking for tight pants :-)

[Am_I_Anonymous]

smoky dave and dennis (Image removed from quote.)

Nah Smokey Dave is cool.

Dennis isn't terrible he just dry begs for compliments too much. I imagine he's socially awkward.

[Junpei the Tracer!]

It sucks that you got hurt but it seems you've landed on your feet in the end.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

It sucks that you got hurt but it seems you've landed on your feet in the end.

Ah no regrets man. I always planned for the worst and hoped for the best. I had a good family and great woman around me that didn't let me feel sorry for myself.

I'd prefer to be known as a good dad, husband, coach, and a business guy (in that order) and not an ex-football player anyway. I don't pull that card.

Although my Turkey Bowl Squad (football game on thanksgiving where we play the town down the road) is STACKED this year ha ha. I got a couple of Michigan boys to help out.  Elvis Grbac all up in that ass.

[Phoenix Dark]

Dunno how anyone who witnessed the height of Methodis' terrorism could name any modern poster worse than him. We get a few asinine posters like Squiddy but nobody offended sensibilities like Methodis. 

WOAT:

1. Methodis
2. Black Stallion
3. Makaveli
4. Ichirou

The funny thing is that Methodis is kind of accepted now. He still sucks but not nearly as much.

[Steve Contra]

So did you guys buy guns?

No, the thing about Oakland is you're a million times more likely to get your gun stolen from your house and used to kill a liquor store owner than you are to be a some fantasy home invasion hero.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

So did you guys buy guns?

No, the thing about Oakland is you're a million times more likely to get your gun stolen from your house and used to kill a liquor store owner than you are to be a some fantasy home invasion hero.

Absolutely. Back in the mid 90's your shit was gonna get robbed, at least once. It was a way of life.



West Oakland, then, breh.

[Phoenix Dark]

Is your wife cool with your kids playing football given the injury risks? Also would you pursue position coaching if given the chance?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Is your wife cool with your kids playing football given the injury risks? Also would you pursue position coaching if given the chance?

I have already coached.

My wife is.....tolerating of my kid's love for football. I would not say she has a good time at the games. Although she agrees that sports are a great way to bolster a young man's social awareness and ability to communicate. Much better than sitting home all night playing nintendo.

Edit: Also potentially free college is a good thing for us.

As for coaching at a college/Pro level? Nah man, those guys have no lives. I don't want to lose my family to keep going over Cover 2 schemes all night every day.

[Steve Contra]

So did you guys buy guns?

No, the thing about Oakland is you're a million times more likely to get your gun stolen from your house and used to kill a liquor store owner than you are to be a some fantasy home invasion hero.

Absolutely. Back in the mid 90's your shit was gonna get robbed, at least once. It was a way of life.

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West Oakland, then, breh.

This is still east oakland by the way.  I went out on my porch the other day to see why the crackhouse down the street was popping off, took one look at what was going, decided it'd be better to go back inside.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

So did you guys buy guns?

No, the thing about Oakland is you're a million times more likely to get your gun stolen from your house and used to kill a liquor store owner than you are to be a some fantasy home invasion hero.

Absolutely. Back in the mid 90's your shit was gonna get robbed, at least once. It was a way of life.

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West Oakland, then, breh.

This is still east oakland by the way.  I went out on my porch the other day to see why the crackhouse down the street was popping off, took one look at what was going, decided it'd be better to go back inside.

Look down the street...see this



Avert eyes go back inside.

Welcome to Jokeland.

[Steve Contra]

Pretty much.  Like, I think that dude is going back to his car for a gun.  I'm calling it a day here.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

It sucks that you got hurt but it seems you've landed on your feet in the end.

Ah no regrets man. I always planned for the worst and hoped for the best. I had a good family and great woman around me that didn't let me feel sorry for myself.

I'd prefer to be known as a good dad, husband, coach, and a business guy (in that order) and not an ex-football player anyway. I don't pull that card.

Although my Turkey Bowl Squad (football game on thanksgiving where we play the town down the road) is STACKED this year ha ha. I got a couple of Michigan boys to help out.  Elvis Grbac all up in that ass.

I know I made that joke about you being a hardware store owner, but what do you actually do, business guy-wise?

IT Architecture/Consultation/Project manager (my company that is)

Or simply: I sit with IT decision makers from concept through creation.

Or really: I sit in a fancy chair and other really smart people tell me when to say yes or no, basically. Oh and I sign the paychecks. Allows for a lot of free time much to Demi's dismay :-)