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Title: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 01, 2015, 05:32:18 AM
Have you been laid this year?
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 01, 2015, 05:32:31 AM
Yes
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 01, 2015, 09:31:45 AM
:noah
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 01, 2015, 09:45:44 AM
:noah

Double double
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2015, 11:39:38 AM
:obama

First time I've banged a super short chick (5'2).
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: huckleberry on January 01, 2015, 01:05:15 PM
Quote from: The Walrus on January 01, 2015, 11:42:08 AM
I banged a 4'11 chick in college.

 :drudge

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Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Mupepe on January 01, 2015, 01:28:49 PM
Done.

And my wife is 4'11. I wish she was shorter
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: king of the internet on January 01, 2015, 02:12:18 PM
Quote from: The Walrus on January 01, 2015, 11:42:08 AM
I banged a 4'11 chick in college.

I've had a 4'11. Don't think I've ever been with a bitch taller then me now that I think about.

 
Anyways, no luck in 2015. Slipped one in the day before tho. Sex with strangers.  :obama
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Atramental on January 01, 2015, 08:40:18 PM
nvm
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 01, 2015, 09:21:06 PM
unf
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: D3RANG3D on January 01, 2015, 09:22:12 PM
Does giving yourself a stranger count?
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 02, 2015, 09:33:35 AM
married sex doesn't count

Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: pollo on January 02, 2015, 11:51:45 AM
gotta filter for non-relational coitus. cosign on marriage sex don't count

my chick is 4'11
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 02, 2015, 11:54:52 AM
I fucking hate every last one of you
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2015, 12:05:37 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on January 02, 2015, 11:54:52 AM
I fucking hate every last one of you
You're going to the bar to watch the Steelers game tomorrow right? Pick someone up breh, you can do it.
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: octopushover on January 02, 2015, 12:07:17 PM
lol yeah pick up a steelers fan  :trash
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: demi on January 02, 2015, 12:18:19 PM
Why doesn't married sex count? I love watching married people have sex. It's so personal.
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: king of the internet on January 02, 2015, 12:21:36 PM
Quote from: demi on January 02, 2015, 12:18:19 PM
Why doesn't married sex count? I love watching married people have sex. It's so personal.

Because it's just an obligation. It's not like you really want to fuck someone who you've been stuck with for decades. Gotta close your eyes and pretend you're penetrating someone you're not sick of.
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Beezy on January 02, 2015, 12:24:26 PM
 :aah
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 02, 2015, 12:25:20 PM
i still quite anticipate and enjoy porkin' the hell out the ol' lady :phil

she knows what pappy likes :cody

spoiler (click to show/hide)
a good read of the epistles and a feverish sidehugging
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Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: demi on January 02, 2015, 12:29:52 PM
Quote from: Beezy on January 02, 2015, 12:24:26 PM
:aah

It's lunchtime beezy. Did you fuck in the nearby McDonalds?

All of the posts here are fake, btw. Callin you all out.
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 02, 2015, 01:16:50 PM
Quote from: king of the internet on January 02, 2015, 12:21:36 PM
Quote from: demi on January 02, 2015, 12:18:19 PM
Why doesn't married sex count? I love watching married people have sex. It's so personal.

Because it's just an obligation. It's not like you really want to fuck someone who you've been stuck with for decades. Gotta close your eyes and pretend you're penetrating someone you're not sick of.

CAC marriages brehs....

Try pissing off a black woman and be cut off for two weeks...sometimes it would be easier being single.
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Beezy on January 02, 2015, 02:16:12 PM
Quote from: demi on January 02, 2015, 12:29:52 PM
Quote from: Beezy on January 02, 2015, 12:24:26 PM
:aah

It's lunchtime beezy. Did you fuck in the nearby McDonalds?

All of the posts here are fake, btw. Callin you all out.
I just noticed this thread when I posted, dumi. Happened last night.
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: demi on January 02, 2015, 02:16:52 PM
Cool, me too
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2015, 02:19:33 PM
beezy getting that Jamaican pussy, mon. bumbaclot
:lawd
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 02, 2015, 02:26:50 PM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on January 02, 2015, 12:25:20 PM
i still quite anticipate and enjoy porkin' the hell out the ol' lady :phil

she knows what pappy likes :cody

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a good read of the epistles and a feverish sidehugging
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2nd knuckle, right?
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Beezy on January 02, 2015, 03:32:50 PM
why is demi hating doe
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: demi on January 02, 2015, 03:34:04 PM
No hate, I've masturbated to plenty of black males in my lifetime
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Himu on January 02, 2015, 03:34:21 PM
damn beezy you've gotten laid three times today? :-*
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 02, 2015, 09:57:20 PM
Married sex counts so much more actually. Fucking someone who you actually have a deep emotional bond with is probably one of the most rewarding experiences in current existence. Lol sorry about your luck if your married sex isn't awesome.
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: nudemacusers on January 02, 2015, 10:45:18 PM
wife recovered from illness today :rejoice
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 03, 2015, 01:39:08 PM
Quote from: Pineapple Sauce on January 02, 2015, 09:57:20 PM
Fucking someone who you actually have a deep emotional bond with is probably one of the most rewarding experiences in current existence.

Keep pretending that spinach salad tastes like a hamburger. Whatever helps you get through the day.


That feeling when a new girl puts her hand down your pants for the first time. Hnng
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 03, 2015, 01:48:45 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2015, 12:05:37 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on January 02, 2015, 11:54:52 AM
I fucking hate every last one of you
You're going to the bar to watch the Steelers game tomorrow right? Pick someone up breh, you can do it.

I'll give it a shot.  If that's my plan though, I'm gonna have to tell my sister we won't be watching the game together  :lol
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Mupepe on January 03, 2015, 06:12:07 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on January 03, 2015, 01:48:45 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2015, 12:05:37 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on January 02, 2015, 11:54:52 AM
I fucking hate every last one of you
You're going to the bar to watch the Steelers game tomorrow right? Pick someone up breh, you can do it.

I'll give it a shot.  If that's my plan though, I'm gonna have to tell my sister we won't be watching the game together  :lol
I swear you say things like this just to get me hard
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 03, 2015, 07:30:03 PM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on January 02, 2015, 12:25:20 PM
i still quite anticipate and enjoy porkin' the hell out the ol' lady :phil

she knows what pappy likes :cody

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a good read of the epistles and a feverish sidehugging
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:rock

Been together 11 years and it's still fun.

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no sidehugs.
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Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: T234 on January 05, 2015, 01:40:04 AM
What's it like to fuck a broad under who is under 50 years old?

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I don't know   :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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I haven't been laid for almost a year and a half now, and now every time I'm driving down the road I'm looking for something solid to run into hard enough that I don't walk away from the crash. Only thing that stops me is a sense of obligation to those I like and love.
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Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: T234 on January 05, 2015, 12:50:33 PM
You know what, fuck being sorry for myself. I'mma get me a button up shirt, trim my beard up, and go into the piano blues bar smelling like an MJ dispensary covered in hazelnut. The piano bar is the Cougar Parade.


Will report back over the weekend.
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Oblivion on January 12, 2015, 04:17:35 AM
Well, I guess I can post in this thread now.



....but I really didn't want to. At least not this way. I banged an older woman against my better judgement without a condom. I'm legit scared at the moment.  :brazilcry
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 24, 2015, 10:35:52 AM
Quote from: Esch on January 23, 2015, 11:52:58 PM
(http://i.minus.com/iHQaHZvHKcs72.gif)

Welcome aboard muh nicca

 :phil
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: king of the internet on January 24, 2015, 01:30:11 PM
 :rejoice :rejoice

Thank you Jesus.
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 29, 2015, 04:47:50 AM
Back in business

Twice
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Oblivion on April 16, 2015, 12:27:35 AM
Reporting.

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Multiple times.
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Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: nudemacusers on April 16, 2015, 12:40:46 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on January 12, 2015, 04:17:35 AM
Well, I guess I can post in this thread now.



....but I really didn't want to. At least not this way. I banged an older woman against my better judgement without a condom. I'm legit scared at the moment.  :brazilcry
longest weekend in record? :hitler
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 16, 2015, 12:54:33 PM
still nope
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Oblivion on April 16, 2015, 03:17:14 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on April 16, 2015, 12:40:46 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on January 12, 2015, 04:17:35 AM
Well, I guess I can post in this thread now.



....but I really didn't want to. At least not this way. I banged an older woman against my better judgement without a condom. I'm legit scared at the moment.  :brazilcry
longest weekend in record? :hitler

Haha. Oh god that last broad was a nightmare. So glad I don't have to deal with her anymore.  :rejoice
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: DCharlieJP on April 22, 2015, 10:49:21 PM
do Tenga's count?
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Atramental on April 22, 2015, 10:53:57 PM
I'm still as pure and chaste as my waifu.  :expert
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 11, 2015, 10:32:27 AM
Reporting in

girl let me eat her ass too :leon
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: brawndolicious on June 11, 2015, 10:50:14 AM
Let you?
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: studyguy on June 11, 2015, 10:53:22 AM
Fucked my chick in the bathroom while she was doing her hair, which in retrospect seems sorta dangerous considering she's holding a curling iron.
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: king of the internet on June 11, 2015, 03:16:05 PM
I'm not about to break out a calendar, but p sure I'm coming close to an all-time longest cold streak.  :drudge

Only a matter of time until penis realizes it has no purpose aside from being abused by me and just shrivels up and falls off... :larry
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 02, 2015, 03:36:29 PM
 :jawalrus
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 02, 2015, 07:30:19 PM
Shit, apparently I fucked her too well.

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Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Shadow Mod on July 02, 2015, 07:32:58 PM
Wow, this made it to two pages?
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 02, 2015, 07:34:59 PM
half of us are married :brazilcry
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Shadow Mod on July 02, 2015, 07:41:44 PM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on July 02, 2015, 07:34:59 PM
half of us are married :brazilcry

So it stopped after the kids?

"Welp proved I could get some, no more need to try."
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 02, 2015, 07:48:42 PM
haha, it doesn't stop so much as we move from rabbit-level reproductive rates to sloth-level :tocry
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Himu on July 02, 2015, 07:50:58 PM
I haven't gotten laid since January. I want to be filled. :brazilcry
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Shadow Mod on July 02, 2015, 07:55:46 PM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on July 02, 2015, 07:48:42 PM
haha, it doesn't stop so much as we move from rabbit-level reproductive rates to sloth-level :tocry

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male sloths are notably promiscuous, known to mate with several females at a time within an area. The females aren't monogamous, either, mating with multiple males and siring offspring from a selection of sloths. Meanwhile, even though sloths may become territorial and fight one another over females ready to mate, their infamously sedentary nature prevents any one sloth from effectively monopolizing the female population in a given area.

I think they get laid more than you still bro.

 :hitler
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 02, 2015, 07:56:38 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 02, 2015, 07:50:58 PM
I haven't gotten laid since January. I want to be filled. :brazilcry

It had been almost a year for me. A YEAR.

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...she's coming back over tomorrow morning though. :smug
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Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 02, 2015, 08:08:53 PM
Quote from: Shadow Mod on July 02, 2015, 07:32:58 PM
Wow, this made it to two pages?

:dead
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 02, 2015, 08:28:46 PM
Quote from: Shadow Mod on July 02, 2015, 07:55:46 PM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on July 02, 2015, 07:48:42 PM
haha, it doesn't stop so much as we move from rabbit-level reproductive rates to sloth-level :tocry

Quote
male sloths are notably promiscuous, known to mate with several females at a time within an area. The females aren't monogamous, either, mating with multiple males and siring offspring from a selection of sloths. Meanwhile, even though sloths may become territorial and fight one another over females ready to mate, their infamously sedentary nature prevents any one sloth from effectively monopolizing the female population in a given area.

I think they get laid more than you still bro.

 :hitler

:brazilcry
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Himu on July 02, 2015, 08:33:42 PM
Quote from: Human Snorenado on July 02, 2015, 07:56:38 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 02, 2015, 07:50:58 PM
I haven't gotten laid since January. I want to be filled. :brazilcry

It had been almost a year for me. A YEAR.

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...she's coming back over tomorrow morning though. :smug
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Fill 'er up. :drool
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 02, 2015, 09:16:35 PM
Quote from: Human Snorenado on July 02, 2015, 07:56:38 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 02, 2015, 07:50:58 PM
I haven't gotten laid since January. I want to be filled. :brazilcry

It had been almost a year for me. A YEAR.

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...she's coming back over tomorrow morning though. :smug
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(http://i.imgur.com/tp2lIRO.gif)

And she's coming :lawd

the ego boost :lawd
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: chronovore on July 03, 2015, 07:45:00 AM
Quote from: Shadow Mod on July 02, 2015, 07:55:46 PM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on July 02, 2015, 07:48:42 PM
haha, it doesn't stop so much as we move from rabbit-level reproductive rates to sloth-level :tocry

Quote
male sloths are notably promiscuous, known to mate with several females at a time within an area. The females aren't monogamous, either, mating with multiple males and siring offspring from a selection of sloths. Meanwhile, even though sloths may become territorial and fight one another over females ready to mate, their infamously sedentary nature prevents any one sloth from effectively monopolizing the female population in a given area.

I think they get laid more than you still bro.

 :hitler

I'm going to punch the fuck outta the next male sloth I see.
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 05, 2015, 02:22:55 PM
Last time I'll bother doing this since we're apparently A Thing now, but

:jawalrus
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 05, 2015, 04:43:05 PM
post when you get the difficult brown sinead o'connor memorial cheevo  :mynicca
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Mupepe on July 05, 2015, 05:06:03 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 02, 2015, 07:50:58 PM
I haven't gotten laid since January. I want to be filled. :brazilcry
Cum over then
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: king of the internet on July 05, 2015, 11:11:53 PM
Just glad I got one in back in Jan cuz otherwise 2015 would be even more brutal on paper than it already has been 4 me (http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/guns/headshot-suicide.gif)
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: chronovore on July 06, 2015, 02:07:25 AM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on July 05, 2015, 04:43:05 PM
post when you get the difficult brown sinead o'connor memorial cheevo  :mynicca

What the hell is that?
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Reb on July 06, 2015, 01:22:37 PM
Pooper probs
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 06, 2015, 04:20:42 PM
Quote from: chronovore on July 06, 2015, 02:07:25 AM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on July 05, 2015, 04:43:05 PM
post when you get the difficult brown sinead o'connor memorial cheevo  :mynicca

What the hell is that?

lmgtfy: https://www.google.com/search?btnG=1&pws=0&q=sinead+o'connor+difficult+brown&gws_rd=ssl
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: chronovore on July 06, 2015, 09:48:50 PM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on July 06, 2015, 04:20:42 PM
Quote from: chronovore on July 06, 2015, 02:07:25 AM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on July 05, 2015, 04:43:05 PM
post when you get the difficult brown sinead o'connor memorial cheevo  :mynicca

What the hell is that?

lmgtfy: https://www.google.com/search?btnG=1&pws=0&q=sinead+o'connor+difficult+brown&gws_rd=ssl

:mindblown.gif
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 06, 2015, 09:56:44 PM
Not sure if I should be posting here;  had drinks with Bill Cosby
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 06, 2015, 09:59:56 PM
well, consider yourself the tryout for the bore team's admission to the sinead o'connor championship finals :phil
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Tasty on December 01, 2015, 01:54:52 AM
:aah
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 01, 2015, 06:59:46 AM
If I went damn near 12 months without sex I'd be sinead difficult browning girls who weigh as much as a BMW  :umad   
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: The Sceneman on December 01, 2015, 07:10:36 AM
Had some sexy time the other day so yeah signing in
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: chronovore on December 01, 2015, 08:06:05 AM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on December 01, 2015, 06:59:46 AM
If I went damn near 12 months without sex I'd be sinead difficult browning girls who weigh as much as a BMW  :umad

I dunno about Sinead, but I'm down for Emily Browning in a BMW.

But it's likely that I've misunderstood.
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Tasty on December 01, 2015, 10:54:09 AM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on December 01, 2015, 06:59:46 AM
If I went damn near 12 months without sex I'd be sinead difficult browning girls who weigh as much as a BMW  :umad

Lol I got laid like Jan 2

This was just me bragging :aah
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 01, 2015, 10:57:56 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on December 01, 2015, 10:54:09 AM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on December 01, 2015, 06:59:46 AM
If I went damn near 12 months without sex I'd be sinead difficult browning girls who weigh as much as a BMW  :umad

Lol I got laid like Jan 2

This was just me bragging :aah

yeah an 11 month break seems normal.....:ufup
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Tasty on December 01, 2015, 10:59:17 AM
I think I've been pretty vocal about how active I am. :lol
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 01, 2015, 10:59:43 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on December 01, 2015, 10:59:17 AM
I think I've been pretty vocal about how active I am. :lol

I was more using this to insult PD in a wide circle sir.
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Tasty on December 01, 2015, 12:05:23 PM
Oh, carry on then.
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2015, 05:14:56 PM
I've had a good year. Maybe not as good as Tasty Meat but no one is matching his sex stats right now.
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 01, 2015, 05:26:17 PM
forgot about this thread.  I'm on an every three day kick
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Tasty on December 01, 2015, 05:28:08 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2015, 05:14:56 PM
I've had a good year. Maybe not as good as Tasty Meat but no one is matching his sex stats right now.

Quote from: BrandNew on December 01, 2015, 05:26:17 PM
forgot about this thread.  I'm on an every three day kick

Sounds like you're wrong about that. :fbm
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2015, 05:34:39 PM
I misread that as every three day dick.

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:jared
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Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Tasty on December 01, 2015, 05:37:20 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2015, 05:34:39 PM
I misread that as every three day dick.

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:jared
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:noah
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 01, 2015, 06:15:21 PM
Be married with multiple children bros. :snoop

Back  to oh...whenever I'm allowed I suppose :brazilcry

Also obviously still climbing back up the shit list too  :dunno

But less kids at home and my status I get to play a bit more xbone then I normally enjoy.   :idont

Be married brehs  :dayum
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Rufus on December 01, 2015, 06:28:31 PM
Well, someone will hold your hand when you die. That's nice.
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2015, 06:33:20 PM
Next time you're single we're gonna go to the club or something, AiA.
(http://i.imgur.com/t6s2I0h.png)
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Tasty on December 01, 2015, 06:36:14 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2015, 06:33:20 PM
Next time you're single we're gonna go to the club or something, AiA.
(http://i.imgur.com/t6s2I0h.png)

Keep an eye on your drink if PD's taking you "to the club," AiA. :doge
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 01, 2015, 06:47:34 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on December 01, 2015, 06:36:14 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2015, 06:33:20 PM
Next time you're single we're gonna go to the club or something, AiA.
(http://i.imgur.com/t6s2I0h.png)

Keep an eye on your drink if PD's taking you "to the club," AiA. :doge

We'd be popping bottles dude (I'd hit his diet Sprite chaser he would need :hitler )
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2015, 07:06:50 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on December 01, 2015, 06:47:34 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on December 01, 2015, 06:36:14 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2015, 06:33:20 PM
Next time you're single we're gonna go to the club or something, AiA.
(http://i.imgur.com/t6s2I0h.png)

Keep an eye on your drink if PD's taking you "to the club," AiA. :doge

We'd be popping bottles dude (I'd hit his diet Sprite chaser he would need :hitler )
lol I can see Tasty Meat has never been to a real club.
:hitler

#no glasses/cups matter
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Brehvolution on December 01, 2015, 10:50:34 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on December 01, 2015, 06:15:21 PM
Be married with multiple children bros. :snoop

Back  to oh...whenever I'm allowed I suppose :brazilcry

Also obviously still climbing back up the shit list too  :dunno

But less kids at home and my status I get to play a bit more xbone then I normally enjoy.   :idont

Be married brehs  :dayum

Then she's rubbing on your dick the next morning. :phil

That thirst. :rejoice

That victory.  :lawd
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Beezy on December 13, 2015, 04:29:47 PM
Ended my 9 month hiatus. Netflix and chill is almost impossible to fuck up.
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: drew on December 14, 2015, 11:18:00 PM
made a chick throw up while giving me head Saturday night, then took a snapchat of her naked bent over the sink in the bathroom right after and sent it to my buddy in FL.

make more savage moves brehs
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 15, 2015, 12:23:27 AM
Quote from: drew on December 14, 2015, 11:18:00 PM
made a chick throw up while giving me head Saturday night

Be proud of bad hygiene guys
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: drew on December 15, 2015, 12:39:11 PM
didn't throw up on me she ran to the bathroom lol

this chick is amazing, she must have blown me 5 different times for a total of like 45 minutes all put together.  I had to return the favor so I made her cum eating her out, injured my tongue right where it meets the bottom of your mouth (that little connective thingy).  the next day it was like a white round dot at the tear and i thought i might have an STD (shes only ever been with 1 or 2 other guys) but it was just my tongue trying to repair itself, looks better now.
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 15, 2015, 01:09:45 PM
Sounds like a serious face wound.  I have it on good Bore advice that heroin is a good cure for that. 
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: drew on December 15, 2015, 01:16:33 PM
say what?  Get that advice from T234?  He still out there low lifing it up? :lol
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: T234 on December 15, 2015, 02:03:54 PM
Quote from: drew on December 15, 2015, 01:16:33 PM
say what?  Get that advice from T234?  He still out there low lifing it up? :lol

Who the fuck are you calling a lowlife? You calling me lowlife is like AIA calling PD a blowhard.
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: drew on December 15, 2015, 02:18:23 PM
Again you guys keep pretending like you know me.  I've changed.  In fact I'm a better version of myself now for having gone through what I did instead of never having done it.
Title: Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
Post by: Beezy on December 15, 2015, 09:37:28 PM
Quote from: drew on December 15, 2015, 02:18:23 PM
Again you guys keep pretending like you know me.  I've changed.  In fact I'm a better version of myself now for having gone through what I did instead of never having done it.
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