Pages: 1 [2]

Author Topic: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15  (Read 16946 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

CatsCatsCats

  • 🤷‍♀️
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #60 on: July 02, 2015, 08:08:53 PM »
Logged

Van Cruncheon

  • live mas or die trying
  • Banned
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #61 on: July 02, 2015, 08:28:46 PM »
Quote from: Shadow Mod on July 02, 2015, 07:55:46 PM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on July 02, 2015, 07:48:42 PM
haha, it doesn't stop so much as we move from rabbit-level reproductive rates to sloth-level :tocry

Quote
male sloths are notably promiscuous, known to mate with several females at a time within an area. The females aren't monogamous, either, mating with multiple males and siring offspring from a selection of sloths. Meanwhile, even though sloths may become territorial and fight one another over females ready to mate, their infamously sedentary nature prevents any one sloth from effectively monopolizing the female population in a given area.

I think they get laid more than you still bro.

 :hitler

:brazilcry
Logged
duc

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #62 on: July 02, 2015, 08:33:42 PM »
Quote from: Human Snorenado on July 02, 2015, 07:56:38 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 02, 2015, 07:50:58 PM
I haven't gotten laid since January. I want to be filled. :brazilcry

It had been almost a year for me. A YEAR.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
...she's coming back over tomorrow morning though. :smug
[close]

Fill 'er up. :drool
Logged
IYKYK

Phoenix Dark

  • I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #63 on: July 02, 2015, 09:16:35 PM »
Quote from: Human Snorenado on July 02, 2015, 07:56:38 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 02, 2015, 07:50:58 PM
I haven't gotten laid since January. I want to be filled. :brazilcry

It had been almost a year for me. A YEAR.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
...she's coming back over tomorrow morning though. :smug
[close]



And she's coming :lawd

the ego boost :lawd
Logged
010

chronovore

  • relapsed dev
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #64 on: July 03, 2015, 07:45:00 AM »
Quote from: Shadow Mod on July 02, 2015, 07:55:46 PM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on July 02, 2015, 07:48:42 PM
haha, it doesn't stop so much as we move from rabbit-level reproductive rates to sloth-level :tocry

Quote
male sloths are notably promiscuous, known to mate with several females at a time within an area. The females aren't monogamous, either, mating with multiple males and siring offspring from a selection of sloths. Meanwhile, even though sloths may become territorial and fight one another over females ready to mate, their infamously sedentary nature prevents any one sloth from effectively monopolizing the female population in a given area.

I think they get laid more than you still bro.

 :hitler

I'm going to punch the fuck outta the next male sloth I see.
Logged

Human Snorenado

  • Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski
  • Icon
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #65 on: July 05, 2015, 02:22:55 PM »
Last time I'll bother doing this since we're apparently A Thing now, but

:jawalrus
Logged
yar

Van Cruncheon

  • live mas or die trying
  • Banned
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #66 on: July 05, 2015, 04:43:05 PM »
post when you get the difficult brown sinead o'connor memorial cheevo  :mynicca
Logged
duc

Mupepe

  • Icon
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #67 on: July 05, 2015, 05:06:03 PM »
Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 02, 2015, 07:50:58 PM
I haven't gotten laid since January. I want to be filled. :brazilcry
Cum over then
Logged

king of the internet

  • 🚽
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #68 on: July 05, 2015, 11:11:53 PM »
Just glad I got one in back in Jan cuz otherwise 2015 would be even more brutal on paper than it already has been 4 me
Logged

chronovore

  • relapsed dev
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #69 on: July 06, 2015, 02:07:25 AM »
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on July 05, 2015, 04:43:05 PM
post when you get the difficult brown sinead o'connor memorial cheevo  :mynicca

What the hell is that?
Logged

Reb

  • Hon. Mr. Tired
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #70 on: July 06, 2015, 01:22:37 PM »
Pooper probs
Logged
brb

Van Cruncheon

  • live mas or die trying
  • Banned
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #71 on: July 06, 2015, 04:20:42 PM »
Logged
duc

chronovore

  • relapsed dev
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #72 on: July 06, 2015, 09:48:50 PM »
Logged

Madrun Badrun

  • twin-anused mascot
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #73 on: July 06, 2015, 09:56:44 PM »
Not sure if I should be posting here;  had drinks with Bill Cosby
Logged

Van Cruncheon

  • live mas or die trying
  • Banned
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #74 on: July 06, 2015, 09:59:56 PM »
well, consider yourself the tryout for the bore team's admission to the sinead o'connor championship finals :phil
Logged
duc

Tasty

  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #75 on: December 01, 2015, 01:54:52 AM »
:aah
Logged

Am_I_Anonymous

  • And I'm pretty sure fuck you (italics implied)
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #76 on: December 01, 2015, 06:59:46 AM »
If I went damn near 12 months without sex I'd be sinead difficult browning girls who weigh as much as a BMW  :umad   
Logged
YMMV

The Sceneman

  • Did my wife send you?
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #77 on: December 01, 2015, 07:10:36 AM »
Had some sexy time the other day so yeah signing in
Logged
#1

chronovore

  • relapsed dev
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #78 on: December 01, 2015, 08:06:05 AM »
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on December 01, 2015, 06:59:46 AM
If I went damn near 12 months without sex I'd be sinead difficult browning girls who weigh as much as a BMW  :umad

I dunno about Sinead, but I'm down for Emily Browning in a BMW.

But it's likely that I've misunderstood.
Logged

Tasty

  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #79 on: December 01, 2015, 10:54:09 AM »
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on December 01, 2015, 06:59:46 AM
If I went damn near 12 months without sex I'd be sinead difficult browning girls who weigh as much as a BMW  :umad

Lol I got laid like Jan 2

This was just me bragging :aah
Logged

Am_I_Anonymous

  • And I'm pretty sure fuck you (italics implied)
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #80 on: December 01, 2015, 10:57:56 AM »
Quote from: Tasty Meat on December 01, 2015, 10:54:09 AM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on December 01, 2015, 06:59:46 AM
If I went damn near 12 months without sex I'd be sinead difficult browning girls who weigh as much as a BMW  :umad

Lol I got laid like Jan 2

This was just me bragging :aah

yeah an 11 month break seems normal.....:ufup
Logged
YMMV

Tasty

  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #81 on: December 01, 2015, 10:59:17 AM »
I think I've been pretty vocal about how active I am. :lol
Logged

Am_I_Anonymous

  • And I'm pretty sure fuck you (italics implied)
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #82 on: December 01, 2015, 10:59:43 AM »
Quote from: Tasty Meat on December 01, 2015, 10:59:17 AM
I think I've been pretty vocal about how active I am. :lol

I was more using this to insult PD in a wide circle sir.
Logged
YMMV

Tasty

  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #83 on: December 01, 2015, 12:05:23 PM »
Oh, carry on then.
Logged

Phoenix Dark

  • I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #84 on: December 01, 2015, 05:14:56 PM »
I've had a good year. Maybe not as good as Tasty Meat but no one is matching his sex stats right now.
Logged
010

TakingBackSunday

  • Banana Grabber
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #85 on: December 01, 2015, 05:26:17 PM »
forgot about this thread.  I'm on an every three day kick
Logged
püp

Tasty

  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #86 on: December 01, 2015, 05:28:08 PM »
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2015, 05:14:56 PM
I've had a good year. Maybe not as good as Tasty Meat but no one is matching his sex stats right now.

Quote from: BrandNew on December 01, 2015, 05:26:17 PM
forgot about this thread.  I'm on an every three day kick

Sounds like you're wrong about that. :fbm
Logged

Phoenix Dark

  • I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #87 on: December 01, 2015, 05:34:39 PM »
I misread that as every three day dick.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:jared
[close]
Logged
010

Tasty

  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #88 on: December 01, 2015, 05:37:20 PM »
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2015, 05:34:39 PM
I misread that as every three day dick.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:jared
[close]

:noah
Logged

Am_I_Anonymous

  • And I'm pretty sure fuck you (italics implied)
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #89 on: December 01, 2015, 06:15:21 PM »
Be married with multiple children bros. :snoop

Back  to oh...whenever I'm allowed I suppose :brazilcry

Also obviously still climbing back up the shit list too  :dunno

But less kids at home and my status I get to play a bit more xbone then I normally enjoy.   :idont

Be married brehs  :dayum
« Last Edit: December 01, 2015, 06:19:29 PM by Am_I_Anonymous »
Logged
YMMV

Rufus

  • 🙈🙉🙊
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #90 on: December 01, 2015, 06:28:31 PM »
Well, someone will hold your hand when you die. That's nice.
Logged

Phoenix Dark

  • I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #91 on: December 01, 2015, 06:33:20 PM »
Next time you're single we're gonna go to the club or something, AiA.

Logged
010

Tasty

  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #92 on: December 01, 2015, 06:36:14 PM »
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2015, 06:33:20 PM
Next time you're single we're gonna go to the club or something, AiA.
(Image removed from quote.)

Keep an eye on your drink if PD's taking you "to the club," AiA. :doge
Logged

Am_I_Anonymous

  • And I'm pretty sure fuck you (italics implied)
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #93 on: December 01, 2015, 06:47:34 PM »
Quote from: Tasty Meat on December 01, 2015, 06:36:14 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2015, 06:33:20 PM
Next time you're single we're gonna go to the club or something, AiA.
(Image removed from quote.)

Keep an eye on your drink if PD's taking you "to the club," AiA. :doge

We'd be popping bottles dude (I'd hit his diet Sprite chaser he would need :hitler )
Logged
YMMV

Phoenix Dark

  • I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #94 on: December 01, 2015, 07:06:50 PM »
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on December 01, 2015, 06:47:34 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on December 01, 2015, 06:36:14 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2015, 06:33:20 PM
Next time you're single we're gonna go to the club or something, AiA.
(Image removed from quote.)

Keep an eye on your drink if PD's taking you "to the club," AiA. :doge

We'd be popping bottles dude (I'd hit his diet Sprite chaser he would need :hitler )
lol I can see Tasty Meat has never been to a real club.
:hitler

#no glasses/cups matter
Logged
010

Brehvolution

  • Until at last, I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside.
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #95 on: December 01, 2015, 10:50:34 PM »
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on December 01, 2015, 06:15:21 PM
Be married with multiple children bros. :snoop

Back  to oh...whenever I'm allowed I suppose :brazilcry

Also obviously still climbing back up the shit list too  :dunno

But less kids at home and my status I get to play a bit more xbone then I normally enjoy.   :idont

Be married brehs  :dayum

Then she's rubbing on your dick the next morning. :phil

That thirst. :rejoice

That victory.  :lawd
Logged
©ZH

Beezy

  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #96 on: December 13, 2015, 04:29:47 PM »
Ended my 9 month hiatus. Netflix and chill is almost impossible to fuck up.
Logged

drew

  • sy
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #97 on: December 14, 2015, 11:18:00 PM »
made a chick throw up while giving me head Saturday night, then took a snapchat of her naked bent over the sink in the bathroom right after and sent it to my buddy in FL.

make more savage moves brehs
Logged

Madrun Badrun

  • twin-anused mascot
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #98 on: December 15, 2015, 12:23:27 AM »
Quote from: drew on December 14, 2015, 11:18:00 PM
made a chick throw up while giving me head Saturday night

Be proud of bad hygiene guys
Logged

drew

  • sy
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #99 on: December 15, 2015, 12:39:11 PM »
didn't throw up on me she ran to the bathroom lol

this chick is amazing, she must have blown me 5 different times for a total of like 45 minutes all put together.  I had to return the favor so I made her cum eating her out, injured my tongue right where it meets the bottom of your mouth (that little connective thingy).  the next day it was like a white round dot at the tear and i thought i might have an STD (shes only ever been with 1 or 2 other guys) but it was just my tongue trying to repair itself, looks better now.
Logged

Madrun Badrun

  • twin-anused mascot
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #100 on: December 15, 2015, 01:09:45 PM »
Sounds like a serious face wound.  I have it on good Bore advice that heroin is a good cure for that. 
Logged

drew

  • sy
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #101 on: December 15, 2015, 01:16:33 PM »
say what?  Get that advice from T234?  He still out there low lifing it up? :lol
Logged

T234

  • Canadian Legal Expert and Hillballer
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #102 on: December 15, 2015, 02:03:54 PM »
Quote from: drew on December 15, 2015, 01:16:33 PM
say what?  Get that advice from T234?  He still out there low lifing it up? :lol

Who the fuck are you calling a lowlife? You calling me lowlife is like AIA calling PD a blowhard.
Logged
UK

drew

  • sy
  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #103 on: December 15, 2015, 02:18:23 PM »
Again you guys keep pretending like you know me.  I've changed.  In fact I'm a better version of myself now for having gone through what I did instead of never having done it.
Logged

Beezy

  • Senior Member
Re: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15
« Reply #104 on: December 15, 2015, 09:37:28 PM »
Quote from: drew on December 15, 2015, 02:18:23 PM
Again you guys keep pretending like you know me.  I've changed.  In fact I'm a better version of myself now for having gone through what I did instead of never having done it.
Logged
Pages: 1 [2]