Author Topic: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15 (Read 14450 times)

CatsCatsCats · « **on:** January 01, 2015, 05:32:18 AM »

Have you been laid this year?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #1 on:** January 01, 2015, 05:32:31 AM »

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2 on:** January 01, 2015, 09:31:45 AM »

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #3 on:** January 01, 2015, 09:45:44 AM »

Double double

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** January 01, 2015, 11:39:38 AM »

First time I've banged a super short chick (5'2).

huckleberry · « **Reply #5 on:** January 01, 2015, 01:05:15 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on January 01, 2015, 11:42:08 AM

I banged a 4'11 chick in college.

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Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** January 01, 2015, 01:28:49 PM »

Done.

And my wife is 4'11. I wish she was shorter

king of the internet · « **Reply #7 on:** January 01, 2015, 02:12:18 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on January 01, 2015, 11:42:08 AM

I banged a 4'11 chick in college.

I've had a 4'11. Don't think I've ever been with a bitch taller then me now that I think about.

Anyways, no luck in 2015. Slipped one in the day before tho. Sex with strangers.

Atramental · « **Reply #8 on:** January 01, 2015, 08:40:18 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** January 01, 2015, 09:21:06 PM »

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #10 on:** January 01, 2015, 09:22:12 PM »

Does giving yourself a stranger count?

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #11 on:** January 02, 2015, 09:33:35 AM »

married sex doesn't count

pollo · « **Reply #12 on:** January 02, 2015, 11:51:45 AM »

gotta filter for non-relational coitus. cosign on marriage sex don't count

my chick is 4'11

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #13 on:** January 02, 2015, 11:54:52 AM »

I fucking hate every last one of you

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** January 02, 2015, 12:05:37 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 02, 2015, 11:54:52 AM

I fucking hate every last one of you

You're going to the bar to watch the Steelers game tomorrow right? Pick someone up breh, you can do it.

octopushover · « **Reply #15 on:** January 02, 2015, 12:07:17 PM »

lol yeah pick up a steelers fan

demi · « **Reply #16 on:** January 02, 2015, 12:18:19 PM »

Why doesn't married sex count? I love watching married people have sex. It's so personal.

king of the internet · « **Reply #17 on:** January 02, 2015, 12:21:36 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 02, 2015, 12:18:19 PM

Why doesn't married sex count? I love watching married people have sex. It's so personal.

Because it's just an obligation. It's not like you really want to fuck someone who you've been stuck with for decades. Gotta close your eyes and pretend you're penetrating someone you're not sick of.

Beezy · « **Reply #18 on:** January 02, 2015, 12:24:26 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** January 02, 2015, 12:25:20 PM »

i still quite anticipate and enjoy porkin' the hell out the ol' lady

she knows what pappy likes

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demi · « **Reply #20 on:** January 02, 2015, 12:29:52 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on January 02, 2015, 12:24:26 PM

It's lunchtime beezy. Did you fuck in the nearby McDonalds?

All of the posts here are fake, btw. Callin you all out.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #21 on:** January 02, 2015, 01:16:50 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on January 02, 2015, 12:21:36 PM

Quote from: demi on January 02, 2015, 12:18:19 PM
Why doesn't married sex count? I love watching married people have sex. It's so personal.

Because it's just an obligation. It's not like you really want to fuck someone who you've been stuck with for decades. Gotta close your eyes and pretend you're penetrating someone you're not sick of.

CAC marriages brehs....

Try pissing off a black woman and be cut off for two weeks...sometimes it would be easier being single.

Beezy · « **Reply #22 on:** January 02, 2015, 02:16:12 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 02, 2015, 12:29:52 PM

Quote from: Beezy on January 02, 2015, 12:24:26 PM

It's lunchtime beezy. Did you fuck in the nearby McDonalds?

All of the posts here are fake, btw. Callin you all out.

I just noticed this thread when I posted, dumi. Happened last night.

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** January 02, 2015, 02:16:52 PM »

Cool, me too

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** January 02, 2015, 02:19:33 PM »

beezy getting that Jamaican pussy, mon. bumbaclot

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #25 on:** January 02, 2015, 02:26:50 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on January 02, 2015, 12:25:20 PM

i still quite anticipate and enjoy porkin' the hell out the ol' lady

she knows what pappy likes

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2nd knuckle, right?

Beezy · « **Reply #26 on:** January 02, 2015, 03:32:50 PM »

why is demi hating doe

demi · « **Reply #27 on:** January 02, 2015, 03:34:04 PM »

No hate, I've masturbated to plenty of black males in my lifetime

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** January 02, 2015, 03:34:21 PM »

damn beezy you've gotten laid three times today?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #29 on:** January 02, 2015, 09:57:20 PM »

Married sex counts so much more actually. Fucking someone who you actually have a deep emotional bond with is probably one of the most rewarding experiences in current existence. Lol sorry about your luck if your married sex isn't awesome.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #30 on:** January 02, 2015, 10:45:18 PM »

wife recovered from illness today

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #31 on:** January 03, 2015, 01:39:08 PM »

Quote from: Pineapple Sauce on January 02, 2015, 09:57:20 PM

Fucking someone who you actually have a deep emotional bond with is probably one of the most rewarding experiences in current existence.

Keep pretending that spinach salad tastes like a hamburger. Whatever helps you get through the day.

That feeling when a new girl puts her hand down your pants for the first time. Hnng

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #32 on:** January 03, 2015, 01:48:45 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2015, 12:05:37 PM

Quote from: BrandNew on January 02, 2015, 11:54:52 AM
I fucking hate every last one of you
You're going to the bar to watch the Steelers game tomorrow right? Pick someone up breh, you can do it.

I'll give it a shot. If that's my plan though, I'm gonna have to tell my sister we won't be watching the game together

Mupepe · « **Reply #33 on:** January 03, 2015, 06:12:07 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 03, 2015, 01:48:45 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2015, 12:05:37 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on January 02, 2015, 11:54:52 AM
I fucking hate every last one of you
You're going to the bar to watch the Steelers game tomorrow right? Pick someone up breh, you can do it.

I'll give it a shot. If that's my plan though, I'm gonna have to tell my sister we won't be watching the game together

I swear you say things like this just to get me hard

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #34 on:** January 03, 2015, 07:30:03 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on January 02, 2015, 12:25:20 PM

i still quite anticipate and enjoy porkin' the hell out the ol' lady

she knows what pappy likes

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Been together 11 years and it's still fun.

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no sidehugs.

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T234 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 05, 2015, 01:40:04 AM »

What's it like to fuck a broad under who is under 50 years old?

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I don't know :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

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I haven't been laid for almost a year and a half now, and now every time I'm driving down the road I'm looking for something solid to run into hard enough that I don't walk away from the crash. Only thing that stops me is a sense of obligation to those I like and love.

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T234 · « **Reply #36 on:** January 05, 2015, 12:50:33 PM »

You know what, fuck being sorry for myself. I'mma get me a button up shirt, trim my beard up, and go into the piano blues bar smelling like an MJ dispensary covered in hazelnut. The piano bar is the Cougar Parade.

Will report back over the weekend.

Oblivion · « **Reply #37 on:** January 12, 2015, 04:17:35 AM »

Well, I guess I can post in this thread now.

....but I really didn't want to. At least not this way. I banged an older woman against my better judgement without a condom. I'm legit scared at the moment.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #38 on:** January 24, 2015, 10:35:52 AM »

Quote from: Esch on January 23, 2015, 11:52:58 PM

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Welcome aboard muh nicca

king of the internet · « **Reply #39 on:** January 24, 2015, 01:30:11 PM »

Thank you Jesus.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #40 on:** March 29, 2015, 04:47:50 AM »

Back in business

Twice

Oblivion · « **Reply #41 on:** April 16, 2015, 12:27:35 AM »

Reporting.

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Multiple times.

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nudemacusers · « **Reply #42 on:** April 16, 2015, 12:40:46 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on January 12, 2015, 04:17:35 AM

Well, I guess I can post in this thread now.

....but I really didn't want to. At least not this way. I banged an older woman against my better judgement without a condom. I'm legit scared at the moment.

longest weekend in record?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #43 on:** April 16, 2015, 12:54:33 PM »

still nope

Oblivion · « **Reply #44 on:** April 16, 2015, 03:17:14 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 16, 2015, 12:40:46 PM

Quote from: Oblivion on January 12, 2015, 04:17:35 AM
Well, I guess I can post in this thread now.

....but I really didn't want to. At least not this way. I banged an older woman against my better judgement without a condom. I'm legit scared at the moment.
longest weekend in record?

Haha. Oh god that last broad was a nightmare. So glad I don't have to deal with her anymore.

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #45 on:** April 22, 2015, 10:49:21 PM »

do Tenga's count?

Atramental · « **Reply #46 on:** April 22, 2015, 10:53:57 PM »

I'm still as pure and chaste as my waifu.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #47 on:** June 11, 2015, 10:32:27 AM »

Reporting in

girl let me eat her ass too

brawndolicious · « **Reply #48 on:** June 11, 2015, 10:50:14 AM »

Let you?

studyguy · « **Reply #49 on:** June 11, 2015, 10:53:22 AM »

Fucked my chick in the bathroom while she was doing her hair, which in retrospect seems sorta dangerous considering she's holding a curling iron.

king of the internet · « **Reply #50 on:** June 11, 2015, 03:16:05 PM »

I'm not about to break out a calendar, but p sure I'm coming close to an all-time longest cold streak.

Only a matter of time until penis realizes it has no purpose aside from being abused by me and just shrivels up and falls off...

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #51 on:** July 02, 2015, 03:36:29 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #52 on:** July 02, 2015, 07:30:19 PM »

Shit, apparently I fucked her too well.

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Shadow Mod · « **Reply #53 on:** July 02, 2015, 07:32:58 PM »

Wow, this made it to two pages?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #54 on:** July 02, 2015, 07:34:59 PM »

half of us are married

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #55 on:** July 02, 2015, 07:41:44 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on July 02, 2015, 07:34:59 PM

half of us are married

So it stopped after the kids?

"Welp proved I could get some, no more need to try."

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #56 on:** July 02, 2015, 07:48:42 PM »

haha, it doesn't stop so much as we move from rabbit-level reproductive rates to sloth-level

Himu · « **Reply #57 on:** July 02, 2015, 07:50:58 PM »

I haven't gotten laid since January. I want to be filled.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #58 on:** July 02, 2015, 07:55:46 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on July 02, 2015, 07:48:42 PM

haha, it doesn't stop so much as we move from rabbit-level reproductive rates to sloth-level

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male sloths are notably promiscuous, known to mate with several females at a time within an area. The females aren't monogamous, either, mating with multiple males and siring offspring from a selection of sloths. Meanwhile, even though sloths may become territorial and fight one another over females ready to mate, their infamously sedentary nature prevents any one sloth from effectively monopolizing the female population in a given area.

I think they get laid more than you still bro.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #59 on:** July 02, 2015, 07:56:38 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 02, 2015, 07:50:58 PM

I haven't gotten laid since January. I want to be filled.

It had been almost a year for me. A YEAR.

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...she's coming back over tomorrow morning though.

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Author Topic: Post in this thread after you get laid in '15 (Read 14450 times)