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Title: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2015, 08:12:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDb4sJVK2wU&list=PLxA4gaQyzVsrhwsBhBUC_ABEPBDwp4I3x&index=111
HD: https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152715877082734

Same rules as last time. If you must describe book info, mark your spoilers. For instance

ADWD
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blah blah blah
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mark your TWOW sample chapter spoilers too.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Himu on January 30, 2015, 08:31:40 PM
HOUSE MARTELL GOAT :rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Dennis on January 30, 2015, 09:31:11 PM
April is too far away.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: toku on January 30, 2015, 09:40:44 PM
Everyone in the HBO music licensing department needs to be fired. They continue to use these horrible songs no one has ever heard and don't fit the trailer every single time. They lower the bar every year.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Dennis on January 30, 2015, 09:41:12 PM
(http://abload.de/img/b8oanawiyaadnwy57bjk.jpg) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=b8oanawiyaadnwy57bjk.jpg)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2015, 09:45:55 PM
Everyone in the HBO music licensing department needs to be fired. They continue to use these horrible songs no one has ever heard and don't fit the trailer every single time. They lower the bar every year.

but this one was perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I93RFzrPQqw
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: toku on January 30, 2015, 10:10:43 PM
Everyone in the HBO music licensing department needs to be fired. They continue to use these horrible songs no one has ever heard and don't fit the trailer every single time. They lower the bar every year.

but this one was perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I93RFzrPQqw

Just barely passable and actually highlights to me now how weak GoT is visually most of the time.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2015, 10:14:38 PM
It has improved dramatically but I agree. S1 was pretty ugly from a directing and cinematography perspective. I still think Alan Taylor brought the show to life best; he directed the last two episodes of S1, which are still probably the best episodes of the show IMO, and a couple episodes of S2.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: El Babua on January 30, 2015, 10:19:19 PM
Shame Taylor left after season 2. I think their lineup of directors was pretty good last season, and it looks like they're back for this one.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2015, 10:23:43 PM
Apparently the unlucky guy who directed the episode with the Cerse/Jaime rape bullshit wasn't brought back. Despite it not being his fault; the producers edited that nonsense together, which explains the director's puzzlement over the criticism: it's not what he shot.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: toku on January 30, 2015, 10:25:50 PM
It has improved dramatically but I agree. S1 was pretty ugly from a directing and cinematography perspective. I still think Alan Taylor brought the show to life best; he directed the last two episodes of S1, which are still probably the best episodes of the show IMO, and a couple episodes of S2.

For along time it felt like they were afraid of more dramatic lighting so some of the earlier episodes look more like a soap. I definitely agree about Alan Taylor though there have been a few quality directors throughout the series. Michelle MacLaren and of course Neil Marshall. David Nutter isn't bad either.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: El Babua on January 30, 2015, 10:48:10 PM
Apparently the unlucky guy who directed the episode with the Cerse/Jaime rape bullshit wasn't brought back. Despite it not being his fault; the producers edited that nonsense together, which explains the director's puzzlement over the criticism: it's not what he shot.

Yep. Weird character decisions have been standard for D&D. Hoping for another Alik/Cogman combo.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2015, 11:17:09 PM
I wish Cogman just wrote all the episodes tbh. I don't complain about book changes, I'm upset about stupid shit. Like adding action beats because you don't trust your audience to enjoy drama/dialogue. That entire thing with "Yara" and her men trying to free Theon and subsequently running away from dogs was the dumbest thing I saw on television last year.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: TVC15 on January 30, 2015, 11:22:05 PM
I wish Cogman just wrote all the episodes tbh. I don't complain about book changes, I'm upset about stupid shit. Like adding action beats because you don't trust your audience to enjoy drama/dialogue. That entire thing with "Yara" and her men trying to free Theon and subsequently running away from dogs was the dumbest thing I saw on television last year.

Dumber than the rape scene?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: toku on January 30, 2015, 11:35:32 PM
I "get" why people hated the rape scene but it didn't bother me at all and I guess that's rape culture.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: TVC15 on January 30, 2015, 11:37:45 PM
I "get" why people hated the rape scene but it didn't bother me at all and I guess that's rape culture.

I'm perfectly fine with rape, but nothing lead into the scene nor was it ever followed up on. It's like it was mercifully forgotten by everyone involved immediately after it happened. If the producers are smart, they'll cut the scene before the blu ray release and excise it from history and pretend like they don't know what fans are talking about when this so-called rape scene is mentioned.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2015, 12:12:18 AM
Agreed, the problem wasn't the rape it was how it wasn't discussed at all afterward. Just another case of them going for shock at any cost.

You can tell Martin gets pissed when asked about it and has to measure his words lol. The book version is clearly not rape, just ugly incest inches away from a dead body.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 31, 2015, 12:44:54 AM
First of all

AffC
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This book sucked :heh
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Secondly,

ADWD
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This book was worse  :miyamoto
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Himu on January 31, 2015, 03:17:13 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZDak5sH.gif)

I'M GOING TO GET YOU ESCH AND TRIUMPH

SOMEHOW

SOME WAY

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:stahp
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: huckleberry on January 31, 2015, 09:43:51 AM
PD where do you get most of your info on this stuff?

That rape scene was horrible - glad the director was replaced.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Freyj on January 31, 2015, 10:04:41 AM
They're into ADWD shit?

I used to think the "show surpasses books" thing was just another joke in the long running "GRRM will die before the series is finished" line, but I guess not.  :trash
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2015, 12:12:13 PM
PD where do you get most of your info on this stuff?

That rape scene was horrible - glad the director was replaced.
A lot of articles were written about it after the scene aired. The director seemed completely caught off guard by the accusations and ended up defending what he shot, which angered some bloggers. But quickly it became clear he didn't shoot a rape scene - it was edited that way, and the producers were involved. The director isn't coming back for S6 which kind of makes me wonder if he took a bullet he didn't deserve.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: huckleberry on January 31, 2015, 12:51:48 PM
That's pretty crazy the producers would do that then. I don't generally have a problem with the changes the show makes to the books but the rape scene was pretty fucked up. Has anyone ever given a reason as to why it was changed so severely?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Himu on January 31, 2015, 01:01:16 PM
Jaimie Lannistsr, the man who loves his sister raping her makes no sense. Didn't then, doesn't now.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 31, 2015, 01:11:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZDak5sH.gif)

I'M GOING TO GET YOU ESCH AND TRIUMPH

SOMEHOW

SOME WAY

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:stahp
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Fwiw, I think that a lot of AffC will translate well onto the show. They've already proven they're really good at portraying scheming political shit.

ADWD tho? Can't save that, the source material is utter trash.

:jawalrus
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: El Babua on January 31, 2015, 01:36:59 PM
They're not even trying to considering the best arcs there

ADWD
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(Theon, Davos, Bran)
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Are either cut or heavily modified to the point where it most likely won't be the same.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2015, 02:18:52 PM
Yea I've long believed AFFC will make for strong television, given how good the King's Landing stuff tends to be on the show. There was a leaked synopsis for the first few episodes which showed that

minor AFFC reference (character name)
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Kevan Lannister will be in this season, which will be good. He won't replace Tywin by any means but his presence should make for some nice scenes.
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I really enjoyed ADWD but yea...outside of Theon they've kind of cut much of the best stuff. We'll see. They're making a major change to Jon's arc allegedly:

ADWD
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It's rumored Jon will lead rangers to Hardholme (on foot...) instead of Cottor Pyke doing it.
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That alone will up the action. Showing more northern stuff on screen will be entertaining, as I've never heard anyone say ADWD's northern arcs suck.

But at least the coolest moment is definitely going to be kept

ADWD
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(http://i.imgur.com/uKqXmgw.jpg)
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:lawd
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 31, 2015, 03:16:07 PM
I can only hope

ADWD
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the show keeps the CHAPTER AFTER CHAPTER of Kahlessi sitting on her ass being a confused teenage girl leading up to that one moment so show watchers can suffer like G did
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Verdigris Murder on January 31, 2015, 05:58:28 PM
The fact that you recognise TBL for the clostest thing the U.S. has to Withnail is acceptable. But you need to stop eating fast food, and start excersising.

If you have any cats, just kill them and buy a dog. You'll thank me later.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: toku on February 16, 2015, 04:17:59 PM
“People are going to die who don’t die in the books, so even the book readers will be unhappy,” he said. “So everybody better be on their toes. [Showrunners] David [Benioff] and D.B. [Weiss] are even bloodier than I am.” (http://www.slashfilm.com/game-of-thrones-character-deaths/)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: El Babua on February 16, 2015, 04:20:42 PM
He's been saying that for a while now. It's usually been minor characters so far. Judging by the tone though, it might be something major and a huge spoiler for the coming books.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 16, 2015, 09:44:18 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qKODfxCcNI

:hitler
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 16, 2015, 09:47:41 PM
ADWD
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The preview for S4 makes it look they're not gonna fux with the "Aegon" storyline, tho- Varys just tries to point Tyrion towards Dany.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 16, 2015, 09:59:01 PM
I almost don't even feel like watching in case of book spoilers, and because maybe it will suck
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 16, 2015, 10:02:52 PM
ADWD
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The preview for S4 makes it look they're not gonna fux with the "Aegon" storyline, tho- Varys just tries to point Tyrion towards Dany.
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ADWD
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Agreed, but interestingly the S4 content includes three Blackfyre references; there aren't any in the previous DVD sets. There's a rumor that the show will include fAegon by making him Trystane Martell. Sounds pretty ridiculous to me, and I agree the Varys quote makes it sound like he's being cut or pushed to another season.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 16, 2015, 11:01:53 PM
I almost don't even feel like watching in case of book spoilers, and because maybe it will suck

Show will end up being better than the books. I have high hopes that the boring political maneuvering shit in the books will play much better on tv.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 16, 2015, 11:06:58 PM
That was my favorite part of AFFC. Well, outside of Victarion being a boss.

The show is definitely making an improvement by keeping the Queen of Thorns in King's Landing. She should have stayed in the book imo.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: bluemax on February 16, 2015, 11:12:19 PM
“People are going to die who don’t die in the books, so even the book readers will be unhappy,” he said. “So everybody better be on their toes. [Showrunners] David [Benioff] and D.B. [Weiss] are even bloodier than I am.” (http://www.slashfilm.com/game-of-thrones-character-deaths/)

The books are as good as dead anyhow.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 17, 2015, 11:56:10 AM
I'm starting to think this whole series so far was just a ploy for GRRM to sell a show make millions and then let someone else figure out the details for him.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 17, 2015, 01:02:53 PM
I mean really, he's old and now has money, if I were him I'd be feelin like "eh, fuck it" too
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 17, 2015, 01:14:37 PM
He's had money for quite awhile, hence why he didn't sell the rights back when LOTR/Harry Potter were in the theater. I think it's more an issue of him now having a wider spotlight and enjoying receiving props on a higher/mainstream level than just fantasy conventions.

It comes down to time. When he actually sits down and writes for a prolonged period he gets shit done. For instance he hasn't had any major events since late August 2014, and won't have a con until late February. That's about 6 months with few distractions (outside of the minor TWOIAF promo run in New York). When his schedule is riddled with cons and speeches, he doesn't make progress.

I'd imagine he's around 900-1000 MS pages right now; he's said the book will be around 1500 MS pages, like ASOS/ADWD. If he had simply stopped accepting projects after ADWD came out, and lowered his event appearances...the book would probably be nearly done and coming out this year. Instead he wrote and edited a bunch of projects in a gust of optimism. SMH.

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: bluemax on February 18, 2015, 11:36:58 PM
He's had money for quite awhile, hence why he didn't sell the rights back when LOTR/Harry Potter were in the theater. I think it's more an issue of him now having a wider spotlight and enjoying receiving props on a higher/mainstream level than just fantasy conventions.

It comes down to time. When he actually sits down and writes for a prolonged period he gets shit done. For instance he hasn't had any major events since late August 2014, and won't have a con until late February. That's about 6 months with few distractions (outside of the minor TWOIAF promo run in New York). When his schedule is riddled with cons and speeches, he doesn't make progress.

I'd imagine he's around 900-1000 MS pages right now; he's said the book will be around 1500 MS pages, like ASOS/ADWD. If he had simply stopped accepting projects after ADWD came out, and lowered his event appearances...the book would probably be nearly done and coming out this year. Instead he wrote and edited a bunch of projects in a gust of optimism. SMH.

He wrote more words about the Jets and Giants than he did about Game of Thrones last year.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 19, 2015, 01:25:17 AM
I had the feeling for a bit that he's just lost interest in the story, or at least where the story needs to progress from this point.

Like he had it plotted out as some high fantasy good v. evil story back when it was just a trilogy. Then he started writing it and got lost in the pseudo-medieval setting that he clearly loves and ended up writing multiple books mostly about that.

And they were great! Clearly he relishes delving into that world.

Now he has to pivot the story to it's endgame, Light v. Dark, promised one, etc. etc. and just can't be bothered.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 19, 2015, 09:21:17 AM
I had the feeling for a bit that he's just lost interest in the story, or at least where the story needs to progress from this point.

Like he had it plotted out as some high fantasy good v. evil story back when it was just a trilogy. Then he started writing it and got lost in the pseudo-medieval setting that he clearly loves and ended up writing multiple books mostly about that.

And they were great! Clearly he relishes delving into that world.

Now he has to pivot the story to it's endgame, Light v. Dark, promised one, etc. etc. and just can't be bothered.

I don't think his endgame was ever light v dark, at least based on what he has said and set up

ADWD/minor TWOW
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IE what if Jon rejects his role and goes rogue, or Dany truly goes mad, etc. He also says the Others aren't monolithic evil. We'll see.

The troubling thing is that he still hasn't fully gotten to the events that would have originally been the second book of the trilogy, ADWD. He originally planned for Game Of Thrones to end with the Red Wedding, and ADWD to largely be about Dany invading Westeros. The third book (The Winds of Winter) would be about the Others, mainly. I understand the five year gap fucked him up, and later the Meereenese Knot...but he has solved both. Yet TWOW might take nearly as long to come out as ADWD, and Dany still isn't in Westeros. Honestly I don't even see how she can get to Westeros in TWOW unless she leaves everyone behind and flies solo.

Like many fantasy writers he seems obsessed with world building and is unable to stop, and doesn't care what his editor thinks. The series is at a point where he's pretty much out of room for more world building, assuming he wants to finish in two books. He's said we'll see the far north in TWOW, which means we'll get Others world building (not that I'm complaining about that); someone journeying north or Bran getting an exposition dump, perhaps. TWOW has to pretty much be paced like the end of ASOS to get where he needs to get. So...the three battles (Meereen, Winterfell, Storm's End), Aegon crowned, Jon stuff resolved, etc. But the monkey wrench is Martin saying Dany will fuck around with the Dothraki for awhile...sigh. Just burn the khal and go home.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 19, 2015, 06:29:58 PM
I guess light v. dark was a poor choice of words, but the larger mythological battle is the end game for the books, and I don't quite think he knows how (or wants) to transition from the world he's created so far into that.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: toku on March 09, 2015, 03:58:09 PM
New Trailer:
https://twitter.com/iTunesTV/status/574981199099076608

a lot going on in it that I'm sure PD will catch and disect for us later
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 09, 2015, 04:40:53 PM
S5 trailer speculation/ADWD spoiler

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Sansa in the Winterfell crypts? Looks like they're replacing the Fake Arya plot with real Sansa. Does that mean Reek will save her?

I know the show isn't the book but man, I can't imagine Littlefinger bringing Sansa within one foot of Ramsay Bolton. I'd imagine he plans some type of revenge but still, that's dangerous as fuck. One screw up and she's pregnant and the game is over
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Dickie Dee on March 09, 2015, 05:09:34 PM
S5 trailer speculation/ADWD spoiler

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Sansa in the Winterfell crypts? Looks like they're replacing the Fake Arya plot with real Sansa. Does that mean Reek will save her?

I know the show isn't the book but man, I can't imagine Littlefinger bringing Sansa within one foot of Ramsay Bolton. I'd imagine he plans some type of revenge but still, that's dangerous as fuck. One screw up and she's pregnant and the game is over
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Trailer isn't working for me yet, but from ^^

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Maybe Littlefinger is one of the characters that dies in the show that haven't died in the books? Cleanest way of folding Sansa into fake Arya's storyline
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 09, 2015, 06:38:31 PM
I was gonna hold out for the books but fuck it man
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Contra on March 09, 2015, 06:46:20 PM
I was gonna hold out for the books but fuck it man
It's not like the last one will come out anyway, at least not with Martin writing it.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 09, 2015, 06:49:46 PM
just keep Sanderson away.

Abercrombie pls
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 09, 2015, 09:05:29 PM
Nah, hire Rothfuss to finish it

...then he'll die too

:heh
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: El Babua on March 09, 2015, 11:02:46 PM
Let Benioff finish. He's a pretty good novelist.

ADWD
Also lol if they make Sansa Jeyne. Undo the best character change you made in the show brehs. And that's not mentioning all the logical leaps needed for her to be sent to Winter fell in the first place.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 23, 2015, 05:00:44 PM
CRY MOAR BOOK LOVERS

http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2015/03/game-of-thrones-tv-show-will-spoil-books
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 23, 2015, 05:06:15 PM
Martin has no one to blame but himself. Still think TWOW be completed or come out before April 2016 but there's a 0% chance the last book comes out in time. In fact the show could end 3-4 years  before the last book comes out...
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 23, 2015, 05:07:51 PM
Can't wait to troll book lovers with "show ended better than the books" when the last book finally drops

:jawalrus
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 23, 2015, 05:16:21 PM
spoiler talk (nothing specific but ADWD)
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I'm sure there will be differences. But for instance if Tyrion dies in the show that pretty much confirms he dies in the books. If the show ends with Jon as Night's King, Dany exiling herself from Westeros, Stannis becoming king etc...once again, that would spoil the book ending.

I've never really considered the show to matter canon wise, because it's not. But clearly they're about to spoil the book. Martin released that Mercy chapter last year specifically because the show planned on doing something before him. He's pretty much out of options now - it's not like he's going to release sample chapter that shows who Jon's parents are, before TWOW comes out. He's fucked.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Sausage on March 23, 2015, 08:32:39 PM
Hopefully GRRM will kick the bucket soon and the new writer will work double time.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Beezy on April 11, 2015, 11:01:23 AM
Is that dude from the coli who did the hilarious episode recaps still gone? :tocry
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2015, 12:15:32 PM
I saw him (Obarth) post a few days ago, I'm assuming he'll be watching tomorrow night.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Quaker on April 11, 2015, 12:20:53 PM
I read somewhere that at the end of this season the show will probably catch up with all the published books. Is that true? After they split one of the books into two seasons(right?) I assumed they'd keep doing that since it's not like the material isn't dense and it seems like a good way to milk the books and keep the gap between the two going.

(Illiterate here, so no book spoilers plz.)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2015, 12:47:57 PM
I read somewhere that at the end of this season the show will probably catch up with all the published books. Is that true? After they split one of the books into two seasons(right?) I assumed they'd keep doing that since it's not like the material isn't dense and it seems like a good way to milk the books and keep the gap between the two going.

(Illiterate here, so no book spoilers plz.)

This season is going to mix the fourth and fifth books, as well as finish off a couple things from the third book that were missed last season. Without going into spoilers, the fourth (A Feast For Crows) and fifth (A Dance With Dragons) books run concurrently and just focus on separate areas of the world. So AFFC was mainly about the south, like King's Landing (ie the aftermath of Tywin's death). Whereas ADWD featured northern stuff like the Wall, Dany in the east, etc.

So yea next season will be completely new material, I think. They've accomplished this by cutting a lot of stuff from the last two books. Those books (specifically AFFC) introduce a bunch of new characters who probably won't appear on the show for budget reasons. Theon's uncles for instance.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on April 11, 2015, 01:14:59 PM
This season is going to mix the fourth and fifth books, as well as finish off a couple things from the third book that were missed last season. Without going into spoilers, the fourth (A Feast For Crows) and fifth (A Dance With Dragons) books run concurrently and just focus on separate areas of the world. So AFFC was mainly about the south, like King's Landing (ie the aftermath of Tywin's death). Whereas ADWD featured northern stuff like the Wall, Dany in the east, etc.

So yea next season will be completely new material, I think. They've accomplished this by cutting a lot of stuff from the last two books. Those books (specifically AFFC) introduce a bunch of new characters who probably won't appear on the show for budget reasons. Theon's uncles for instance.
wait, so no

[AFFC/ADWD]
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Euron, Victarion, kingsmoot? how are they handling the whole Iron Islands subplot?
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2015, 01:25:17 PM
This season is going to mix the fourth and fifth books, as well as finish off a couple things from the third book that were missed last season. Without going into spoilers, the fourth (A Feast For Crows) and fifth (A Dance With Dragons) books run concurrently and just focus on separate areas of the world. So AFFC was mainly about the south, like King's Landing (ie the aftermath of Tywin's death). Whereas ADWD featured northern stuff like the Wall, Dany in the east, etc.

So yea next season will be completely new material, I think. They've accomplished this by cutting a lot of stuff from the last two books. Those books (specifically AFFC) introduce a bunch of new characters who probably won't appear on the show for budget reasons. Theon's uncles for instance.
wait, so no

[AFFC/ADWD]
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Euron, Victarion, kingsmoot? how are they handling the whole Iron Islands subplot?
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AFFC/ADWD/minor TWOW
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Completely skipping it I guess. Which makes me wonder why they even had that (shitty) new scene with Asha last season. It also means Balon might not die in the show, who knows.

Victarion and Euron seem like the most important parts of that arc but are replaceable. Dany doesn't really need the Iron Fleet when you think about it. A huge ass fleet from Volantis is on its way to Meereen to attack the city; it's manned by slaves, so I'd imagine they'll revolt and join Dany's side. In short, the show can get Dany's army to Westeros without Victarion. It also means they'll skip the dragon horn and whether or not Victarion actually steals a dragon (or gets burned to shit).
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 11, 2015, 01:40:23 PM
Signed up for hbo This morning.  Dude on the phone was like,   "let me guess.  Game oF thrones? " poor guy said every call today was for it
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: huckleberry on April 12, 2015, 11:11:24 AM
First few episodes leaked


 :phil
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Nibel on April 12, 2015, 11:41:37 AM
Eh, fuck the leaks; way more fun to watch this over the weeks than all at once.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: king of the internet on April 12, 2015, 02:06:11 PM
Eh, fuck the leaks; way more fun to watch this over the weeks than all at once.

On on hand, I agree, and I'd rather watch them in better quality on GO. On the other hand, there's no way I'd be able to maintain that much self control over the next four weeks...piratebay got murked tho.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Nibel on April 12, 2015, 02:54:46 PM
Eh, fuck the leaks; way more fun to watch this over the weeks than all at once.

On on hand, I agree, and I'd rather watch them in better quality on GO. On the other hand, there's no way I'd be able to maintain that much self control over the next four weeks...piratebay got murked tho.

Seriously fam: you should watch it in glorious HD and take the time to digest every episode week for week because there are only 10 per year. There are way bigger Thrones fans than me but I really love this show and respect the craftsmanship and passion that go into this project; it feels kinda wrong to me to consume it like fast food if that makes sense, lol

I know this will sound stupid for a bunch of people who are mainly interested in the plot, but to me the show is much more than just the events that happen
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 12, 2015, 11:40:20 PM
Lol yup gonna grab them leaked episodes thanks
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Nibel on April 13, 2015, 04:39:36 AM
So yeah, watched the very first episode. Felt kinda slow, but it was great seeing many characters again and getting back into the GoT vibe. Still not entirely sure where they are going this season, but some of the plots have huge potential.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Brehvolution on April 13, 2015, 11:40:20 AM
Really slow start. All it did was give a few story lines a slight nudge.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on April 13, 2015, 11:45:26 AM
I was firmly in TeamDanaerys after s1 but I dunno, the more time that goes on the more I'm starting to dislike her. Dunno what it is.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on April 13, 2015, 11:56:02 AM
I was firmly in TeamDanaerys after s1 but I dunno, the more time that goes on the more I'm starting to dislike her. Dunno what it is.
it's because she's a mighty whitey Mary Sue
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on April 13, 2015, 01:07:31 PM
#TeamVarys all the way tho
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Nibel on April 13, 2015, 02:11:47 PM
Dunno, since she started trying to act and hides the goods behind thick bed sheets I can't stay on her team anymore

 :goty
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Contra on April 13, 2015, 02:15:40 PM
The show really opened with a winner this season :goty
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 13, 2015, 03:12:58 PM
Exposition, breh. Last season was the same way in episode 1 if I remember correctly.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Contra on April 13, 2015, 03:15:39 PM
Yeah, same shit last year.  It just strikes me as odd.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on April 13, 2015, 03:53:50 PM
Lame episode.  I was kinda hoping they'd start it with what I was hoping to see at the end of last season -
spoiler (click to show/hide)
introducing Lady Stoneheart
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.  Can't wait to see people lose their shit when she shows up.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on April 13, 2015, 04:01:59 PM
Lame episode.  I was kinda hoping they'd start it with what I was hoping to see at the end of last season -
spoiler (click to show/hide)
introducing Lady Stoneheart
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.  Can't wait to see people lose their shit when she shows up.

They said that's not going to be in the show.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Nibel on April 13, 2015, 04:04:15 PM
Well, regarding first episodes: they always try to not only remind viewers of what happened in the last season but also where the current season is going. I expect shit to hit the fan next episode already, just like the last time.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: king of the internet on April 13, 2015, 04:07:29 PM
I was firmly in TeamDanaerys after s1 but I dunno, the more time that goes on the more I'm starting to dislike her. Dunno what it is.

Her first season was the most eventful and interesting by far. Since then she has been treading water, worse than ever since she's been in Mereen. No one cares about any of that shit. We just want to see her fuck shit up in Westeros with Drogon.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 13, 2015, 04:14:07 PM
I was firmly in TeamDanaerys after s1 but I dunno, the more time that goes on the more I'm starting to dislike her. Dunno what it is.

Her first season was the most eventful and interesting by far. Since then she has been treading water, worse than ever since she's been in Mereen. No one cares about any of that shit. We just want to see her fuck shit up in Westeros with Drogon.

ADWD
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Get ready for a whole season of this lame shit, at least. Book Dany is duller than show Dany- "I'm just a simple teenaged girl, teehee! Oh Daario!"

Bitch forgot the words of her house are FIRE AND BLOOD.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on April 13, 2015, 04:14:09 PM
Lame episode.  I was kinda hoping they'd start it with what I was hoping to see at the end of last season -
spoiler (click to show/hide)
introducing Lady Stoneheart
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.  Can't wait to see people lose their shit when she shows up.

They said that's not going to be in the show.

Seriously? That sucks.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 13, 2015, 04:24:23 PM
Lame episode.  I was kinda hoping they'd start it with what I was hoping to see at the end of last season -
spoiler (click to show/hide)
introducing Lady Stoneheart
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.  Can't wait to see people lose their shit when she shows up.

They said that's not going to be in the show.

Seriously? That sucks.

I agree, but I get where the showrunners are coming from- there's already too much shit going on for them to keep up with adding new story arcs, really. If they used ALL of the source material, the show would be 20 seasons long.

Stuff that I'm pretty sure they're not using:
(book spoilers, obv)
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-Zombie Cat
-Pretty much any more non-Theon Iron Islands stuff
-Probably a lot of Dorne stuff (cutting the Sand Snake that's in drag at the Citadel, I think, and also the Prince that shows up in Meereen
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on April 13, 2015, 04:50:01 PM
People say that about Jon Snow but I still like him. :larry
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 13, 2015, 05:11:38 PM
So does everyone else who wants to jump his bones tho
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on April 13, 2015, 05:14:15 PM
:larry
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 13, 2015, 05:29:05 PM
Watched the episode late last night...wasn't a bad episode. I liked the flashback, it was well done and Young Cersei was quite genuine.

ADWD spoiler
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You can also tell that wide shot is going to be used again when Cersei does her walk of shame.
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The Wall stuff...meh. Why cast a great actor and do nothing with a great character? I loved Mance's scene with Jon, specifically when he learned he'd be burned; that was great acting. There was charm and wit in that scene that we hadn't seen in previous seasons. He's been hyped since S1 yet didn't have a memorable scene until last night. Meh.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Nibel on April 13, 2015, 05:54:05 PM
People say that about Jon Snow but I still like him. :larry

Jon Snow is fine, I buy that he's this ambitious yet simple and cautious dude. I think the actor fits the role

Dany though.. her scenes bored me to death in S4
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Contra on April 13, 2015, 06:22:21 PM
I hope to god they advance Dany and Tyrion past the books this season.  Dany should be pretty easy to do, Tyrion, not sure.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 13, 2015, 10:36:49 PM
I hope to god they advance Dany and Tyrion past the books this season.  Dany should be pretty easy to do, Tyrion, not sure.

Sounds like they aren't going into TWOW outside of some minor stuff. But I kind of think they'll at least

ADWD/minor TWOW spoilers
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show what happens after Dany is found by the Dothraki. IE Dothraki bbq, I'm guessing. Would be cool if the last shot of the season is Dany getting surrounded by Dothraki (or whoever), jumping on Drogon and then blasting fire everywhere - end scene. It would be stupid to end it like the book did imo.

They've changed Tyrion's arc so the TWOW stuff we've seen so far (battle starts, dragons wrecking shit) won't happen the same. I'd imagine the big battle will be next season, with Tyrion inside Meereen instead of outside.

BTW your post is kind of a spoiler breh, it suggests both characters survive the book. Just noting it because some people are super anal about things like that.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 14, 2015, 11:57:03 AM
Quote
HBO’s Game of Thrones certainly isn’t dragon in the ratings: Sunday’s Season 5 premiere drew the fantasy drama’s largest audience to date, our sister site Variety reports.

According to a Nielsen estimate, about 8 million people tuned in to the series’ 9/8c broadcast. That number was up 17 percent (1.16 million viewers) from Season 4’s premiere and clocks in at roughly 800,000 more viewers than any other Thrones episode ever.

The drama’s previous high came from the Season 4 episode “Mockingbird” — AKA the one where Littlefinger killed Lysa by pushing her out the moon door — which drew 7.195 million viewers.
http://tvline.com/2015/04/14/game-of-thrones-ratings-record-season-5-premiere/
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 14, 2015, 01:33:19 PM
And the next 3 will tank because everyone has seen them :teehee
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: huckleberry on April 14, 2015, 01:43:33 PM
nah...still need those ass shots in glorious 1080p.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Vizzys on April 15, 2015, 02:32:29 AM
they are getting pretty far in some characters stories this season, really does make me think the TV show will spoil stuff from the Winds of Winter
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2015, 12:09:15 PM
The showrunner said the first (Cersei flashback) and last scenes of S5 are in the books, and will be safe overall spoiler wise. We pretty much know that at least one scene will be from a TWOW sample chapter that was released last year though.

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 15, 2015, 01:07:16 PM
So do you think we'll get like 0 Bran this season, PD?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2015, 01:30:31 PM
So do you think we'll get like 0 Bran this season, PD?

They've said he isn't in this season, despite not completing his written material last season. Interestingly there's a manuscript for ADWD at Texas A&M's library that shows a Bran chapter was cut from the book. It was going to be either the last chapter or the second to last (not counting the epilogue). So I'd imagine it could be an important chapter, perhaps involving the...thing that happened towards the end of that book.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2015, 10:43:24 PM
Damn good episode. Seemed to work way better as a premier episode than the premier did.

Jaqen back :rejoice

only thing I didn't like was the Dorne scene. Too short, and super campy. Just an odd way to introduce a new area. On a side note...that first introductory Dorne chapter (The Captain Of The Guards) is one of my top 5 favorite chapters in the series.

Anyway...Bronn and Jaqen in the same episode. Can't go wrong :rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 19, 2015, 10:57:08 PM
Good episode- only quibbles were the Dorne scene (the actress needed to be less over the top) and I thought they should have ended the episode with Jon's election.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2015, 10:58:38 PM
The election really didn't have any dramatic effect either. It was just like oh we're having an election...and Jon is the winner! But I loved the dialogue, especially Sam taking the role of Joe Biden and being GOAT hype man.
:heh

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: dkdk on April 19, 2015, 11:02:22 PM
Become a Stark  :rejoice

being Stannis sidekick though  :kobeyuck
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on April 20, 2015, 02:30:42 AM
Dany really should have had a longer speech hammering home the importance of the law and sentence by trial, instead of looking around for long periods of time looking dumb before finally giving the order to chop the guy's head off. Lots of dead air there that could have been used to make it clear what was going on.

Also, I hope Drogon factors into the next couple eps cause otherwise his appearance right at the end was totally pointless.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 20, 2015, 03:10:47 AM
Dany really should have had a longer speech hammering home the importance of the law and sentence by trial, instead of looking around for long periods of time looking dumb before finally giving the order to chop the guy's head off. Lots of dead air there that could have been used to make it clear what was going on.

Also, I hope Drogon factors into the next couple eps cause otherwise his appearance right at the end was totally pointless.

re: Dany
ADWD
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Get used to it, she's a fucking idiot for all of her arc in book 5 until like, MAYBE the last chapter. I kind of want her to suck this season so show watchers can suffer like G (book readers) did through her awful arc.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 20, 2015, 01:19:49 PM
good to see everyone is giving Dany an L for last night. A smart ruler would quietly exile that slave, and then make some actual laws so everyone knows that killing prisoners without her permission=insta death.

not everyone can be a GOAT like me tho. Except Stannis.
:lawd
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on April 20, 2015, 01:24:34 PM
not everyone can be a GOAT like me tho. Except Stannis.
:lawd

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/3FBwwRCNTSa52/200.gif)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 20, 2015, 06:31:17 PM
i always thought the ineptitude of Dany was the point of her character and a part of her arc

she gets her wish - she's a ruler - but she's inexperienced and she sucks at it and makes constant mistakes.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: toku on April 20, 2015, 06:35:28 PM
i always thought the ineptitude of Dany was the point of her character and a part of her arc

she gets her wish - she's a ruler - but she's inexperienced and she sucks at it and makes constant mistakes.

It definitely is but that doesn't mean it's a fun read/watch.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 20, 2015, 06:43:25 PM
True. I like the idea of characters not making perfect decisions, and instead regularly making stupid decisions like a real person. I just wish her stupidity could be entertaining. You know, like Cersei.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 20, 2015, 06:50:33 PM
Cersei's stupidity is entertaining because it bites her in the ass; however, she's not a very sympathetic character at all, so unlike Dany you don't feel sorry for her or exasperated with her dumb decisions and the resulting self-pwnage, you're all "oh yeah, that's what you get."

Pretty much all of Dany's problems have arisen from: 1) Getting sidetracked from her real goal, which should be returning to conquer/rule Westeros and 2) forgetting the motherfucking words of House Targaryen: BLOOD AND FIRE.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 20, 2015, 06:59:26 PM
Cersei's likable enough
:obama

I like how she teeters between some sensible plots and utterly distinguished mentally-challenged shit, yet to her they're all equally brilliant.

AFFC/ADWD
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She screwed over Loras in perfect fashion. On the flip side her plot to assassinate Doran's son was hilariously stupid.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on April 21, 2015, 12:24:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/SJuBeXd.png)

:ohhh
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: toku on April 22, 2015, 04:35:52 AM
Hey PD, what's greyscale?
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I just watched ep 2 and the animal shit seemed new to me? My impression was it just like slowly turned you into stone or something along those lines. Gilly was describe like some animal shit with her sisters who had it?
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 22, 2015, 01:41:35 PM
It's like Ben Grimm zombies
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 22, 2015, 01:45:28 PM
It's a fantasy version of leprosy that slowly kills the body, turning the skin hard/stone-ish. It can allegedly be cured in infants and children, but is a death sentence for adults unless they catch it early and cut off the infected part of the body.

That Gilly stuff was show only, but I'm assuming her sisters sounded animal-like due to their internal organs slowly dying.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 22, 2015, 01:46:53 PM
Well in the books it's kinda hinted at that it drives you witless/mad towards the end
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 22, 2015, 01:52:50 PM
Yea. It would fuck up your brain and everything else.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 22, 2015, 02:13:41 PM
I don't remember Arya getting turned away from the house of white and black. Did that happen?
I mean what was the whole point to be like "You can't enter!" Then 20 minutes later saying, "LOLZ just kidding!"
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: El Babua on April 22, 2015, 02:40:22 PM
Looks like this entire season will be filled with contrivances to fill time create new, rich, exciting plots for our characters.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on April 22, 2015, 02:41:45 PM
I seem to remember Arya being able to come in but they were apprehensive about allowing her to join....but it's been awhile since I read the book.  I do remember Arya spending a lot of time on street though so maybe that was their condensed version to show that she just didn't show up in Braavos and start her training.

Really not feeling it so far this season.  I realize that there's a ton of bullshit in Feast for Crows so the slow pace is kind of expected but some of the cuts and/or changes have kind of bummed me out..... especially now that I know
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Lady Stoneheart
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isn't going to be on the show.  I really wanted to see that reveal.  And Dorne isn't quite what I expected tbh.  Granted that scene was set in the water gardens but honestly it looked like just another section of something we've seen already on the show. 
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 22, 2015, 06:38:32 PM
We've seen like all of 2 minutes of Dorne, dude. Give it time.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 22, 2015, 06:50:12 PM
Hotah looks pretty badass :rejoice

(http://i.imgur.com/jO0bfTg.png) @ book tards upset he's black. Who cares.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 22, 2015, 08:21:24 PM
Actually I think Hotah makes a lot of sense being black. I prefer it that way. (no PD).

Also, the black guy from the house of white and black had an INCREDIBLE face. So distinct. Sorta sad we wont be seeing him again. But it's Jaqen so :rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: huckleberry on April 22, 2015, 08:36:09 PM
Booktards upset he is black? I picture him that way every time I read the book.    :-\
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: El Babua on April 22, 2015, 08:53:36 PM
Why, cause of his subservience? :hitler
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: king of the internet on April 22, 2015, 09:01:11 PM
They gotta squeeze in a few brothers wherever they can
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 22, 2015, 10:06:55 PM
I'm mainly shitting on Linda Antonsson (Elio Garcia's fiance). IE the super fans/nerds that help Martin with stuff.

peep the salt brehs (don't click if you haven't read the books)
http://hippoiathanatoi.tumblr.com/
:neogaf

The April 3rd March 22nd posts :dead
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: toku on April 22, 2015, 10:45:11 PM
There's been a lot for enthusiasts of the source material to complain about with this show since the beginning of Season 2, but it's still pretty impressive what these showrunners have managed to do. It could be MUCH worse. I think the show could have really been GOAT material if someone like PD or myself had been in the writers room and on set with veto power to shoot down the worst of Benioff and Weiss' ideas and steer them in the right direction when they got too off track.

Eh, nothing really jumps at me from the show that felt like it was so far removed from the book that they shouldn't have done. Maybe some of the naming and iron islands (growing up around water my whole life means i really grabbed onto this shit in the books) stuff but I get it. There's just so much going already and on top of making sure your audience is still keeping up, you still have budgetary and time concerns.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 22, 2015, 11:09:48 PM
Yea I think people don't really take into account how risky this show was financially, and how limited the budget was even after it became a success. They simply don't have the money to go everywhere the books go. Nor would it be possible given the ten hours they have each season. Despite many cuts it oftentimes still feels like a clip show where a viewer might only get 2-5 minutes of a character they really like. That pacing issue makes it very hard to positively compare the show to most other shows, where multiple arcs get a lot of progression and time to breath during each episode.

My problem with the showrunners is that they have a knack for cutting corners, and don't trust the audience. Going for shock factors over character development for instance, or fearing that audiences won't fuck with an episode if there isn't some ridiculous action sequence or sex scene thrown in. That type of mentality is what gave us stuff like Ros from the first three seasons, or last season's ridiculous Yara scene with her trying to free Theon (before her and her armored companions ran away from dogs). Or Oberyn being reduced to a guy who chilled at a brothel all the time.

Overall I try to steer clear of complaints about book stuff - the show is the show, the books are the books. Still, sometimes I can't help but think certain book arcs are more entertaining than the show's decisions. Jon's arc in S2 is a perfect example of that. But then again you could argue it made sense to focus so much on Ygritte and build that relationship for TV audiences to care about it.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: toku on April 22, 2015, 11:22:37 PM
Yep, we've jumped or clipped so many book chapters that could have been entire half seasons at this point. I don't expect them to do Dorne much justice (especially Doran).

I was really tempted to grab 3 and 4 after watching 2 last night but said fuck it. I'll wait.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 22, 2015, 11:35:35 PM
Just not enough time. I love Dorne, especially Doran. That's such a great role for an actor too, depending on which way the show goes with it. Someone who is strong yet constantly in pain. It'll be interesting to see how the show portrays him in the future. That first introduction scene was too abrupt for me. And I wasn't a fan of Ellaria either. Not because her personality has been changed for the show, but because it felt rather cheesy.

Everything I've read about the Sand Snakes from reviewers who saw the screeners...doesn't sound good. And ties into my complain about cutting corners and taking the most shocking route.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: El Babua on April 22, 2015, 11:53:36 PM
Echoing the above sentiments. As much as I hate to admit it, GoT caters first and foremost to "mainstream" tastes, as broad as it sounds. It goes for the cheapest possible way to try and engage the audience: Characters spelling shit out when the medium gives you room for more brevity and subtext, pointless action scenes, bare and simplified dialogue, plot contrivances and shit that just don't make sense, not to mention the super stereotypical portrayal of every foreigner (though Martin also has a lot of blame in that). I have a feeling the sandsnakes are somehow going to manage to be more cornball than their book counterparts.

Benioff pitched the show as "The Sopranos on Middle Earth" or something like that. I wish they had the subtlety and trust for their audience as the former did.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: toku on April 23, 2015, 01:29:09 AM
Just not enough time. I love Dorne, especially Doran. That's such a great role for an actor too, depending on which way the show goes with it. Someone who is strong yet constantly in pain. It'll be interesting to see how the show portrays him in the future. That first introduction scene was too abrupt for me. And I wasn't a fan of Ellaria either. Not because her personality has been changed for the show, but because it felt rather cheesy.

Everything I've read about the Sand Snakes from reviewers who saw the screeners...doesn't sound good. And ties into my complain about cutting corners and taking the most shocking route.

In my mind a portrayal of Doran would be something like Ed Norton in Kingdom of Heaven. Wise/strong leader whose body has failed them. The little bit of footage I've seen for the sand snakes didn't live a good impression on me.
Echoing the above sentiments. As much as I hate to admit it, GoT caters first and foremost to "mainstream" tastes, as broad as it sounds. It goes for the cheapest possible way to try and engage the audience: Characters spelling shit out when the medium gives you room for more brevity and subtext, pointless action scenes, bare and simplified dialogue, plot contrivances and shit that just don't make sense, not to mention the super stereotypical portrayal of every foreigner (though Martin also has a lot of blame in that). I have a feeling the sandsnakes are somehow going to manage to be more cornball than their book counterparts.

Benioff pitched the show as "The Sopranos on Middle Earth" or something like that. I wish they had the subtlety and trust for their audience as the former did.
Definitely. Like I said, the preview stuff looks like the rushed the casting of them. Just cornball look stuff. A bunch of fragile vaguely ethnic looking girls.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 23, 2015, 01:29:35 AM
There's been a lot for enthusiasts of the source material to complain about with this show since the beginning of Season 2, but it's still pretty impressive what these showrunners have managed to do. It could be MUCH worse. I think the show could have really been GOAT material if someone like PD or myself had been in the writers room and on set with veto power to shoot down the worst of Benioff and Weiss' ideas and steer them in the right direction when they got too off track.
I don't think that'd work. Good books don't make good TV. Martin himself knows and talks about this quite a lot.
A Feast for Crows and ADWD were messes.  Changes will obviously have to be made.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2015, 03:14:00 AM
As someone who enjoyed both books I'll readily admit they feature a lot of content that wouldn't work on television. I'm kind of surprised that Martin, who has a background in TV, thought the show would simply take multiple seasons adapting those books. They aren't ASOS, which basically got two seasons and justifiably so. That book is jam packed with nonstop dope stuff. Whereas the last two books are largely about setting the stage for things to come. Lots of planning and plotting that doesn't come to fruition. Nothing wrong with that, but when nearly every arc does that...

I like the Iron Islands stuff. Really enjoyed the first Damphair chapter for instance. Like the Hotah chapter it's full of some very evocative writing. I sure as hell think someone like Victarion would work perfectly on the show but the time required to set everything up would take away from established characters. Ultimately he is disposable from a show perspective.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 23, 2015, 03:25:37 AM
There's been a lot for enthusiasts of the source material to complain about with this show since the beginning of Season 2, but it's still pretty impressive what these showrunners have managed to do. It could be MUCH worse. I think the show could have really been GOAT material if someone like PD or myself had been in the writers room and on set with veto power to shoot down the worst of Benioff and Weiss' ideas and steer them in the right direction when they got too off track.

(https://insidethelifeofmoi.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/gif-4.gif)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2015, 11:34:20 AM
Dorne makes way more sense than the Iron Islands. It directly ties into a major issue from last season, ie Oberyn v The Mountain. Cersei's daughter is also there. I'm assuming they sent Jaime there so that a familiar character can help introduce a new environment.

Whereas the Iron Islands would have very little direct tie in to what the show has done, and rely on a familiar character no one is interested in (Yara).
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Contra on April 23, 2015, 11:46:46 AM
A Feast for Crows and ADWD were messes.  Changes will obviously have to be made.
This is essentially it.  The first three books were focused and well plotted, the last two were bloated disasters taken a whole that didn't leave me feeling particularly good about the next ones in the series.  Trimming some of the fat is a good thing.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on April 26, 2015, 09:43:00 PM
Jon Snow taking care of fucking business :rejoice

BEST CHARACTER
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on April 26, 2015, 09:52:38 PM
Fuck the last two books.
Meandering pieces of shit. Whatever changes they make are welcome in my book.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2015, 10:09:47 PM
A Feast for Crows and ADWD were messes.  Changes will obviously have to be made.
This is essentially it.  The first three books were focused and well plotted, the last two were bloated disasters taken a whole that didn't leave me feeling particularly good about the next ones in the series.  Trimming some of the fat is a good thing.

I can't cosign. Ultimately the pieces are now in place for a badass final act. Whether you believe he fucked up getting there or not, nearly every arc is about to pop off, second half of ASOS style.

I agree he made a mistake by cutting the ADWD's climax but that just further re-inforces that TWOW will be crazy.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on April 26, 2015, 10:14:11 PM
So what the fuck has Bran been up to? :mindblown

We're like 30% of the way through this season already.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: dkdk on April 26, 2015, 10:18:16 PM
we'll find out about Bran next season.

this shit kinda spinning it's wheels right now. feels kind of like a soft reboot w/ all this new setup.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on April 26, 2015, 10:26:20 PM
we'll find out about Bran next season.

(http://i.imgur.com/C6O4Pjh.png) Fuck this season
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2015, 10:33:00 PM
That was a very good, focused episode. Each arc received a solid amount of time, there was no clip show feel like past episodes, etc. Nice pacing, and btw Walrus it would have been impossible to pull off if they had stuffed every arc into this season.

And of course, what I've been waiting for...
(http://i.imgur.com/aUzutrH.gif)
:lawd
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on April 26, 2015, 10:50:38 PM
That was a very good, focused episode. Each arc received a solid amount of time, there was no clip show feel like past episodes, etc. Nice pacing, and btw Walrus it would have been impossible to pull off if they had stuffed every arc into this season.

And of course, what I've been waiting for...
(http://i.imgur.com/aUzutrH.gif)
:lawd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBzYSA0jfOw
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 26, 2015, 11:08:01 PM
Show is fucking garbage.

Finally, it's equal to the books then
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: dkdk on April 26, 2015, 11:10:10 PM
i will say if there's gonna be a lot of Tommen and Margaery trolling the shit out of Cersei then I'm looking forward to it.

Tommen's like "Damn ma, the wifey can take care of me AND she gives me pussy? I'mma need you to (http://i.imgur.com/U24MIgN.png)"
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on April 26, 2015, 11:16:19 PM
i will say if there's gonna be a lot of Tommen and Margaery trolling the shit out of Cersei then I'm looking forward to it.

Tommen's like "Damn ma, the wifey can take care of me AND she gives me pussy? I'mma need you to (http://i.imgur.com/U24MIgN.png)"

At this point knowing Cersei she'll probably try throwing pussy at him next :holeup
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 27, 2015, 01:21:19 AM
Best episode of the season so far. Also am a big fan of all the short cuts the authors are taking to trim the unnecessary, "brilliant" according to Walrus meandering bullshit of the 4th and 5th books.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Kara on April 27, 2015, 01:57:00 AM
I need to find a provider like the one Tyrion found. Dat tsundere. :uguu
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Nibel on April 27, 2015, 03:37:38 AM
I liked the episode. The last two episodes felt kinda rushed and short, while this one not only has some great moments but introduces some nice scenarios. Legit scared of Cersei, I thought they would easily get rid of her somehow but seems like she's planning something big. That Dr. Frankenstein dude looks crazy and I wonder who that was under the sheets, the Mountain or that church duder.

Jon did the right thing and that Stannis nod of approval made me chuckle. The future of the wall doesn't seem to be so clear anymore; I expect Jon hearing of Ramsay's wedding with Sansa will be the decisive factor to move his ass. #pray4redweddingreversed

Also bless all those goddesses in this episode  :lawd
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: toku on April 27, 2015, 03:40:07 AM
Love how they're already hitting 1hr runtimes 3 episodes into the season  :lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: dkdk on April 27, 2015, 07:22:49 PM
how much time has actually passed in the GOT books at this point?

cause the natural aging of the characters of the TV shows works better and it sells shit like "The North remembers" really well.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2015, 07:35:25 PM
A bit over three years. 297-300 AC.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: toku on April 27, 2015, 08:07:57 PM
how much time has actually passed in the GOT books at this point?

cause the natural aging of the characters of the TV shows works better and it sells shit like "The North remembers" really well.

Definitely in the case of the kids. Jon looks like such a baby if you go back and watch the 1st ep. Now he's a scarred taking head ass nicca
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on April 27, 2015, 08:32:31 PM
Jon fucking Snow :rejoice

Kicking that Stannis goober to the curb like last week's trash (http://i.imgur.com/6mi4aBf.png) :mynicca
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: dkdk on April 27, 2015, 08:32:38 PM
S1 Jon had that babyface  :uguu
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Contra on April 28, 2015, 01:44:07 PM
Great episode.  The bit with Janos Slynt was :lawd (as it was in the books) and I realized the day after that the episode was so good because there was no Dany.

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I expect next week for her to agree to re-open the pits, and the episode 9 shocker to be the big moment, but it would be rad if they sped that up and made that her episode 9 moment.  In fact it would be cool if they did away with that structure and just packed as much crazy shit into the last two episodes as possible.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on April 29, 2015, 12:02:15 AM
(https://36.media.tumblr.com/cf46ea96849c028ec26180cbdbea9bbc/tumblr_nnjei96ZDB1qk2t5co2_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 29, 2015, 02:13:34 PM
Showrunners explain logic behind fixing Martin's sloppiness re: Sansa's storyline in show vs. book, Walrus continues to cry, film at 11

http://www.ew.com/article/2015/04/26/game-thrones-sansa-ramsay-interview
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Contra on April 29, 2015, 02:18:32 PM
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Fixing Sansa's storyline and getting rid of the Iron Islanders have been great so far in terms of pacing.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on April 29, 2015, 02:21:03 PM
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Just waiting for Danny to pull a Daylyt (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtJJzPlDBys). Worst part of the show and the books by a long shot.
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 Shit's catching up with the quickness anyway so sit your ass down and special fellow no more over your books.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2015, 02:58:50 PM
adwd
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I think the idea of Littlefinger, tv or book, marrying Sansa to Ramsay (and allegedly not knowing who he is/his reputation) is laughable. Still a TV show can't simply ignore a character for an entire season (outside of Bran of course!), especially when the character is popular. The political games of Littlefinger in the Vale may be interesting in the book but it wouldn't translate to television. Putting Sansa in Ramsay's hands ups the tension factor. At the cost of logic.

If I had to guess I'd say LF's tv plot is to bring a large army from the Vale, enter Winterfell, betray the Boltons, and then declare Sansa queen or lady of the north. Why he would go back to King's Landing makes no sense to me though. Now that everyone knows Sansa is with him, surely Qyburn's spies would quickly find out. Why would LF risk his life by going back to King's Landing? He claims there's nothing the crown can do about the north, so why not stay there?
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 03, 2015, 10:09:31 PM
Well that was a pretty bad episode :lol

Really seemed to highlight Benioff and Weiss' style. IE shortcuts and illogical turns of events to create shock, regardless of the consequences. Not just the nonsensical idea of two guys landing in Dorne to rescue a heavily guarded princess. After spending a couple seasons explaining the Unsullied are amazing fighters they proceed to get wrecked by some street thugs. Not only that, they didn't even fight like Unsullied - such a narrow passage would certainly benefit their fighting style right? Nah, just have them fight like brawlers.

That last scene was like watching Blizzard balance an RTS. Massive buff for the Harpy, nerf the Unsullied and Barristan. Let the fun begin!
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on May 03, 2015, 10:17:35 PM
Yeah that shit fighting in the last scene was lame.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: dkdk on May 03, 2015, 10:20:52 PM
goddamn Barristan/Worm/Unsullied jobbed HARD AS FUCK.

Bronn put in work tho (http://i.imgur.com/52kIF.png)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 03, 2015, 11:46:31 PM
...I've gotta say, I genuinely don't like the idea of killing Ser Barristan off. I think that's a shitty decision. I think I kind of see what they're gonna do with Dany's storyline now, though.

adwd
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She'll fly off after the fighting pits, and they'll skip all of the siege/whatever shit by having her ride back into town with Dothraki and burn the fucker to the ground.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on May 03, 2015, 11:55:19 PM
Red bitch: You know nothing Jon Snow :trollface

Jon Snow: :ohhh
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Vizzys on May 04, 2015, 12:03:33 AM
well the scene with Stannis and his daughter was cute
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RIP Selmy though, really strange to kill him off imo
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 04, 2015, 12:11:51 AM
I understand the narrative reason for killing Selmy, show wise.

adwd
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Basically he exists as an adviser, and Dany is about to get a new one (Tyrion). It's the same reason a black guy dies on Walking Dead shortly after a new one arrives. And ironically it's similar to why many people think Barristan will die early in TWOW, before Dany returns. Too many characters in one place.
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I can at least imagine Barristan getting killed due to being overrun. But the idea of Unsullied getting wrecked by dudes wielding KNIVES? Nope.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 04, 2015, 12:21:33 AM
I understand the narrative reason for killing Selmy, show wise.

adwd
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Basically he exists as an adviser, and Dany is about to get a new one (Tyrion). It's the same reason a black guy dies on Walking Dead shortly after a new one arrives. And ironically it's similar to why many people think Barristan will die early in TWOW, before Dany returns. Too many characters in one place.
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I can at least imagine Barristan getting killed due to being overrun. But the idea of Unsullied getting wrecked by dudes wielding KNIVES? Nope.

Yeah, the Unsullied got jobbed HARD. That was some shit.

PD-

adwd
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You think Tyrion will get there soon?
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 04, 2015, 12:59:36 AM
I understand the narrative reason for killing Selmy, show wise.

adwd
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Basically he exists as an adviser, and Dany is about to get a new one (Tyrion). It's the same reason a black guy dies on Walking Dead shortly after a new one arrives. And ironically it's similar to why many people think Barristan will die early in TWOW, before Dany returns. Too many characters in one place.
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I can at least imagine Barristan getting killed due to being overrun. But the idea of Unsullied getting wrecked by dudes wielding KNIVES? Nope.

Yeah, the Unsullied got jobbed HARD. That was some shit.

PD-

adwd
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You think Tyrion will get there soon?
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ADWD
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Seems like they're going to actually follow a lot of Tyrion's arc, location wise. The show has referenced greyscale or the Stone Men in every episode this season, which suggests Jorah and Tyrion will sail through that city. I'm guessing Jorah will replace Connington, ie save Tyrion and get the disease.

We also know they get captured and sold into slavery. There are set pics of Tyrion with Dany in the pit but I wonder if they'll meet before then? The timing will depend on when Daznak's Pit is. Will it be the episode 9 moment? Or will it happen earlier? If I had to bet I'd say Tyrion won't meet Dany until episode 8 at the earliest, but I also think Daznak's Pit will be ep9. My only question is whether he'll just be a slave or whether he'll reveal his identity. Barristan being dead ensures he won't be recognized.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on May 04, 2015, 01:12:19 AM
So the penultimate episode of the odd numbered seasons has always been a big "shocking death of a character(s)" episode (with the even seasons being a battle.) We gonna get that this season, you guys think?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 04, 2015, 01:55:10 AM
So, basically it went down like this:

"These are the Unsullied, your Grace! The finest warriors ever trained- taken from their families as young boys, made into eunuchs, given a puppy that they must one day kill in order to teach them how to be hard and emotionless, raised on a steady diet of rare drugs that render them impervious to pain. They are nigh invincible!"

*cue bunch of masked assholes with knives*

OH SHIT GUYS LOOKS LIKE WE BETTER ALL DIE OR WHATEVER

:foxx
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on May 04, 2015, 02:30:49 AM
Wish the sword fighting choreography was a bit better, but he's old af so it fits I guess. Also they played hard. Like REAL hard into some theories.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Nibel on May 04, 2015, 04:15:49 AM
That Stannis scene though

My king (http://abload.de/img/wh39g0mpljzh.png)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Mandark on May 04, 2015, 04:18:57 AM
Yeah, I really dug that even though it was yet another case of "let me respond to your direct question with a long anecdote."
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 04, 2015, 08:51:12 AM
I didn't get the impression the unsullied were nerfed. they got ambushed in the streets by overwhelming force. maybe it wasn't shown as obviously but that's clearly the intention

bunch of salty dudes in this thread.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 04, 2015, 09:15:26 AM
I didn't get the impression the unsullied were nerfed. they got ambushed in the streets by overwhelming force. maybe it wasn't shown as obviously but that's clearly the intention

bunch of salty dudes in this thread.

yea...but they're also hyper disciplined soldiers. Even an ambush wouldn't stop them from forming a phalanx in an enclosed area...

Grey Worm, Jorah, and Daario killed what, 30 dudes by themselves in S3? Wouldn't Barristan The Bold, Grey Worm, and ten Unsullied be able to do far more damage?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: El Babua on May 04, 2015, 09:21:43 AM
Both the unsullied and Barrastan should have been able to murk the Harpy dudes. I understand the need to create drama, but this show really loves putting over lazy short term shock over something more logical and appropriate.

I wouldn't mind the sons of the Harpy getting them by using deceit and shadowy tactics as they did in the beginning of the episode. I think doing it like that would have made them seem like a bigger threat than a cheap action scene.

Edit: Also lol Sand Snakes
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Nibel on May 04, 2015, 09:29:00 AM
Doesn't matter what kind of soldier you are: when you have to fight with a spear in a narrow area and have to fight against multiple enemies that are a) in the majority, b) equiped with daggers/short-swords and c) have no interest in fighting an honorable fight but kill you no matter what instead, chances are pretty high that you get killed. The Unsullied are fantastic soldiers; compare the amount of Unsullied corpes with the amount of Harpy corpses and you'll see despite being at a disadvantage they managed to kill all of them.

Right now I'm happy that things get finally interesting in Mereen and King's Landing; the real Game Of Thrones starts now.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 04, 2015, 09:34:09 AM
Yeah, I mean the unsullied are supposed to get the job done at any cost, they did that
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 04, 2015, 09:37:04 AM
Doesn't matter what kind of soldier you are: when you have to fight with a spear in a narrow area and have to fight against multiple enemies that are a) in the majority, b) equiped with daggers/short-swords and c) have no interest in fighting an honorable fight but kill you no matter what instead, chances are pretty high that you get killed. The Unsullied are fantastic soldiers; compare the amount of Unsullied corpes with the amount of Harpy corpses and you'll see despite being at a disadvantage they managed to kill all of them.

Right now I'm happy that things get finally interesting in Mereen and King's Landing; the real Game Of Thrones starts now.
:bolo Fire Emblem has well established that lances>short sword, good sir.

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Nibel on May 04, 2015, 09:52:54 AM
Doesn't matter what kind of soldier you are: when you have to fight with a spear in a narrow area and have to fight against multiple enemies that are a) in the majority, b) equiped with daggers/short-swords and c) have no interest in fighting an honorable fight but kill you no matter what instead, chances are pretty high that you get killed. The Unsullied are fantastic soldiers; compare the amount of Unsullied corpes with the amount of Harpy corpses and you'll see despite being at a disadvantage they managed to kill all of them.

Right now I'm happy that things get finally interesting in Mereen and King's Landing; the real Game Of Thrones starts now.
:bolo Fire Emblem has well established that lances>short sword, good sir.

On the battlefield? Sure, That's probably right and we saw that.
But Mereen is full of narrow alleys and more or less 'closed', daggers and short swords are way more effective than huge lances. I must admit though that despite that they managed to keep distance between themselves and the Sons Of The Harpy with their lances, so that's a good small advantage and I gotta respect that they did the best they could with what they had with them.

I really want to see Dany's reaction to all of this - hope she will show the people of Mereen who boss is without turning mad like her father.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Nibel on May 04, 2015, 10:55:21 AM
This show fell off so fucking fast it's insane.

This statement is more fantasy than the show itself, but good job breh, whatever fits your narrative :lenowned
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on May 04, 2015, 11:33:41 AM
TBF this season has been kinda lame and I'm not a book reader. None of the plots are compelling IMO.

Sansa getting married is bleh.
Stannis has been standing around looking constipated for 4 eps straight.
Jon is winning elections and signing forms. Wow, such excite.
Dany's been in her ivory tower getting banged and being 100% reactionary to the people she's supposed to be ruling.
The drama between Cersei and Margery has been falling totally flat.
Tyrion's plot is snoozeville.
Who gives a fuck about Jaime's quest?

The most interesting stuff has been Arya who's been out of it for like two eps, and the Dorne sistahs who have had like two scenes total this entire season so far.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Brehvolution on May 04, 2015, 11:53:17 AM
Ramsey doesn't deserve Sansa.  (http://i.imgur.com/kKoujSY.png)

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 04, 2015, 12:11:40 PM
re: The Sand Snakes, someone put it this way: "Welcome to Dorne, where lengthy exposition takes the place of actual character development."
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 04, 2015, 12:13:05 PM
I dislike how each of them seems like the same character, whereas each had a different personality in AFFC. Super high cheese factor...
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on May 04, 2015, 03:21:27 PM
I dislike how each of them seems like the same character, whereas each had a different personality in AFFC. Super high cheese factor...

I can barely remember, wasn't the one who is out for fucking blood supposed to be the more passive, quiet one of the group?
Honestly they're setting them up as if they're  just a bunch of assholes out of the desert. None of that sounds like Dorne.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: toku on May 04, 2015, 07:11:27 PM
https://youtu.be/iiqF9KRgyck
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 04, 2015, 07:34:30 PM
lol I get a kick out of knocking this dumb show because of how riled up people get but Dexter? The worst episode of GoT shits on the best of anything on dexter from a great height
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 04, 2015, 10:24:22 PM
Someone from the no spoilers GAF thread PM'd me for more info on Barristan, because he was confused why such an allegedly badass guy got murked. So I send him a lore write up I did. I'll put it in spoilers, but this is safe for nerds only anyone to read:

safe for all
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Basically if you make a list of the top 10 greatest knights of the last 100-200 years of Westeros, Barristan would be high on the list. At the age of ten he entered a tourney as a mystery knight, and when his age was finally revealed he was given the nickname "Barristan The Bold." He was knighted six years later at another tourney, during which he unhorsed Ser Duncan The Tall (Lord Commander of the Kingsguard at the time, and also considered a great knight). Not long after that he got his first battle experience in a war, during which he killed the leader of the opposition in single combat, thus essentially ending the war. After that he was inducted into the Kingsguard.

Ever wondered how the Mad King became the Mad King? His reign began relatively peacefully until a lord refused to pay taxes, and demanded more fair treatment for local citizens. The court at the time suggested that the Hand of The King, Tywin Lannister, deal with the situation given his past history of dealing with rebellions (ie the Rains Of Castemere). However Aerys wanted to prove he was just as effective as Tywin, so he decided to personally lead an army to this particular lord's castle. Aerys foolishly decided to ride to the castle with only one Kingsguard member and a small force; this was all a part of his attempt to prove he was better than Tywin. Anyway, the king and his force were quickly overrun and captured. They were imprisoned in the castle.

Tywin Lannister led a huge army to the castle and demanded the king's return, but the lord refused. Tywin planned to siege the castle and to destroy it, regardless of the consequences. However after some arguing, he was convinced to try a more covert plan: Barristan Selmy. Barristan, posing as a beggar, managed to covertly scale the castle walls, kill the sentries, and Metal Gear Solid his way to the dungeons where the king was held. It was there that he discovered the king had been severely tortured by his captors. Selmy freed the king and then began fighting his way to the stables. They stole two horses and managed to break out of the castle as Tywin's men started to attack.

(Afterwards the lord opened his gates and begged for mercy. Needless to say Aerys had him beheaded, and ordered the execution of his entire family. He also had families that supported the lord executed, including the Hollards. However Barristan Selmy asked that the king spare the youngest Hollard, who was just a child. Aerys granted the wish. I only bring this up because that kid was Dontos Hollard, ie the drunken knight that Joffrey made his fool in S2, and who later helped Sansa escape King's Landing in S4 after Joffrey's murder).

So yea...Barristan is a complete badass and perhaps the most respected man in Westeros. Remember when he quit the Kingsguard in S1? Afterwards Janos Slynt (the guy Jon beheaded) sent Gold Cloaks to arrest him. Despite not having a sword, Barristan managed to kill them. He then escaped the city on horse. Always the covert expert, Barristan later snuck back into the city, once again posing as a beggar. He was in Baelor's Sept and saw Ned get beheaded. After that he sailed to Essos to find Dany.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 05, 2015, 01:23:00 AM
I get why they're doing it, they're trying to push the narrative and create a reason for her to want the imp/forgive Jorah. But, it just feels too hamfisted/manufactured.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on May 05, 2015, 06:23:00 AM
Is it confirmed Barristan got merked? I initially read it as the Harpy starting the killing stroke but not finishing it because Grey Worm spears him. They both collapse from earlier wounds
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Nibel on May 05, 2015, 09:31:42 AM
Is it confirmed Barristan got merked? I initially read it as the Harpy starting the killing stroke but not finishing it because Grey Worm spears him. They both collapse from earlier wounds

I mean there is a bunch of blood on the floor and Barriston isn't the youngest anymore.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Brehvolution on May 05, 2015, 10:14:53 AM
Khal Drogo died with a scratch on his arm. Medicine of that time won't help Barristan.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Dickie Dee on May 05, 2015, 10:51:53 AM
The problem wasn't that they (maybe/probably) died, it was just the poor overall direction of the scene. The Unsullied being a great phalanx soldiers but poor streetfighters came up in the books as well no?

Don't know why they relied so heavily on Barristan's actual actor for what seemed like the whole fight. He's not shaped like an old man, lot's of younger stunt doubles could've matched up well with minimum makeup.

Herding them together and have them not attempt a formation then lose to guys with knives was pretty dumb.


Should've done it like order 66 or whatever from the prequels, have a bell or gong ring through the city then the masks come on then stabby-stabby.


Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on May 05, 2015, 11:37:21 AM
All this shit is more ham-fisted than a Willco jerk-off session.

That's not bad :leon
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 05, 2015, 11:37:48 AM
The actor who plays Barristan confirmed it. He said he was very excited about this season because of the stuff Barristan does in ADWD...then he got the script and realized it was only a few pages, and didn't include any of the cool stuff he does in the book. He wasn't happy about it but understood the decision.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on May 05, 2015, 12:05:45 PM
The actor who plays Barristan confirmed it. He said he was very excited about this season because of the stuff Barristan does in ADWD...then he got the script and realized it was only a few pages, and didn't include any of the cool stuff he does in the book. He wasn't happy about it but understood the decision.

Clapped up by show producers.
Shame it had to go down that way, but it don't surprise me any.
Bronn's next up, I'd put money down on it since they're running low on beloved characters that aren't plot armored to kill off.

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Davos doesn't look like he's taking off just yet so it'll be a while before he's almost "killed"
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Dickie Dee on May 05, 2015, 12:41:57 PM
I don't think they killed Barristan for shock value, they killed him because they can't spend 8-9 episodes with Emmy winner Peter Dinklage riding a fucking pig so they need to move him to Danny ahead of schedule. It's not that he lacked plot armor, he suddenly acquired plot weak-point-for-massive-damage
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on May 05, 2015, 12:49:34 PM
Show looks like it's breaking out into an all out sprint.

http://imgur.com/a/Qdv4s (http://imgur.com/a/Qdv4s)
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Post by: Nibel on May 05, 2015, 12:52:22 PM
Study is that a spoiler or safe to click
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 05, 2015, 01:05:27 PM
Study is that a spoiler or safe to click

Stills from the trailers.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on May 05, 2015, 01:50:28 PM
Thing that bothers me about Cersei right now is the Faith Militant and the High Sparrow in the books iirc were like a snap judgement made during the time when shit's all crumbling around her. The king's gotta help us says the Sparrow.  I can't fucking arm you, but how about you all just deal with it yourself. The book made it seem like she had just outmaneuvered the High Sparrow into the pocket of the King by currying favor but did that shit in ignorance in a way that leads to all kinds of otherblowback without her realizing it.

Show version's basically this bitter old bitch who used them as a proxy to fuck up Loras and snap back at Margery. The Sparrow even warns her that she's about to fuck up way more forward than in the books, that this shit isn't answering to the King. In the books it's like she misjudges him for some overly pious dude when he asked to be armed. In the show he's straight up with her about the plan she puts out and yet she's still like lol do you

Sparrow: (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/ufdup.png)

Cersei: :yeshrug

Net effect is the same in the end I guess, but it feels more satisfying the way it seems to play out in the books to me. Whatever tho
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Contra on May 05, 2015, 01:50:49 PM
The more this season goes on the more I realize how bad the last books were.  You'd need three seasons to cram in all the boredom Martin managed out of those two books.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on May 05, 2015, 02:03:05 PM
The more this season goes on the more I realize how bad the last books were.  You'd need three seasons to cram in all the boredom Martin managed out of those two books.

Glad a lot of it is getting cut.
Fell asleep a couple times through the ADWD
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 05, 2015, 04:53:17 PM
Thing that bothers me about Cersei right now is the Faith Militant and the High Sparrow in the books iirc were like a snap judgement made during the time when shit's all crumbling around her. The king's gotta help us says the Sparrow.  I can't fucking arm you, but how about you all just deal with it yourself. The book made it seem like she had just outmaneuvered the High Sparrow into the pocket of the King by currying favor but did that shit in ignorance in a way that leads to all kinds of otherblowback without her realizing it.

Show version's basically this bitter old bitch who used them as a proxy to fuck up Loras and snap back at Margery. The Sparrow even warns her that she's about to fuck up way more forward than in the books, that this shit isn't answering to the King. In the books it's like she misjudges him for some overly pious dude when he asked to be armed. In the show he's straight up with her about the plan she puts out and yet she's still like lol do you

Sparrow: (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/ufdup.png)

Cersei: :yeshrug

Net effect is the same in the end I guess, but it feels more satisfying the way it seems to play out in the books to me. Whatever tho

In the book she agreed to arm them in exchange for the church blessing Tommen and absolving the crown's debt.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: toku on May 06, 2015, 12:31:26 AM
How the fuck are there already five seasons of this show
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on May 07, 2015, 01:09:44 PM
https://instagram.com/p/2WXT1ty5_x/ (https://instagram.com/p/2WXT1ty5_x/)

Spoilers for the next episode.
That look
:bolo
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Vizzys on May 07, 2015, 04:19:57 PM
spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkoAqlAUwG4
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 ep5 preview
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on May 11, 2015, 12:06:29 AM
This season is molasses. It's slower and duller than season 2. We're half way done and it feels like NOTHING has happened!
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 11, 2015, 12:31:02 AM
Pretty good episode IMO. Lots of good northern stuff and the last scenes with Tyrion were cool.

adwd
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Looks like Jorah is replacing Connington in more ways than one. So he'll bring greyscale to Westeros. Interesting.
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Post by: Nibel on May 11, 2015, 04:14:59 AM
9/10 Episode

The Khalessi segment
(http://abload.de/img/s50yprduwzns.gif)

The Winterfell segment
(http://abload.de/img/s50yprduwzns.gif)

The Wall segment
(http://abload.de/img/s50yprduwzns.gif)

The Tyrion segment
(http://abload.de/img/s50yprduwzns.gif)

The ending
(http://abload.de/img/s50yprduwzns.gif)

The implications
(http://abload.de/img/s50yprduwzns.gif)

Stannis
(http://abload.de/img/s50yprduwzns.gif)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 11, 2015, 08:50:31 AM
Was weird seeing how they changed the way Danny and the one Fighting Pit guy eventually get married. I remember he was the one relentlessly pursuing her in the book and suggesting they get married. In the show he's always sounds like he's about to cry.
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Post by: Brehvolution on May 11, 2015, 10:53:03 AM
I forgot to watch it.  :(
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Post by: studyguy on May 11, 2015, 11:07:04 AM
Was weird seeing how they changed the way Danny and the one Fighting Pit guy eventually get married. I remember he was the one relentlessly pursuing her in the book and suggesting they get married. In the show he's always sounds like he's about to cry.

Basically turned that dude into her bitch in the show. By the time their marriage rolls around that dude is going to be some mad simp in a dress.

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Also Jorah basically filling out like an entire books worth of characters.
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Post by: El Babua on May 11, 2015, 11:07:40 AM
Good episode. Loved that it almost entirely focused on the best part of ADWD (the North) and the Tyrion/Jorah adventure was cool. Dany is still Dany.
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Post by: Tasty on May 11, 2015, 11:24:30 AM
This season feels so slow, oh my god. :-\
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 11, 2015, 12:30:13 PM
Was weird seeing how they changed the way Danny and the one Fighting Pit guy eventually get married. I remember he was the one relentlessly pursuing her in the book and suggesting they get married. In the show he's always sounds like he's about to cry.

As a non reader that seemed to come out of nowhere.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: El Babua on May 11, 2015, 02:34:18 PM
This season is molasses. It's slower and duller than season 2. We're half way done and it feels like NOTHING has happened!

This season feels so slow, oh my god. :-\

Quite a faithful adaptation then. :smug
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on May 11, 2015, 03:25:05 PM
I don't think Ramsay is gonna smash.
Feel like that's too easy an out for a shocker in an episode. He probably will eventually but I'd wager he's going to do some depraved shit to that kennel girl first, maybe both.

Anyway internet is going to lose its mind over it if they end up fucking their tv show waifu.
It'll be a treat to watch that unfold on the net.
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Post by: StealthFan on May 12, 2015, 11:21:28 PM
Finally caught up. Last episode was eh but I am not as down as others on this season. It's not great, but neither was season 2.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Sausage on May 13, 2015, 12:09:03 AM
I feel like show watching people would have gotten really excited over adwd
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Aegon VI.
... or maybe not since they have no context of the House of Targaryen
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 13, 2015, 12:17:37 AM
I feel like there's a very real fatigue with show watchers* over new characters; "Oh Jesus, someone else for me to keep track of???" sort of thing. Think the showrunners have erred on the right side by cutting a bunch of stuff.

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*and book readers who don't have their tongues planted in Martin's anus
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Post by: king of the internet on May 13, 2015, 12:16:40 PM
I feel like show watching people would have gotten really excited over  Aegon VI.
... or maybe not since they have no context of the House of Targaryen

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I think they'd be aware that another living Targaryen child is a big deal, but...they seem to be driving towards revealing Jon's parentage (Rhaegar name drops), and having not just one but two secret Targs revealed would be overkill for most imo
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 13, 2015, 12:44:47 PM
Please use spoiler tags.

adwd
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There's a rumor that Trystane will take the place of Aegon in the show, ie be a Targ pretender for Dany to face off with. Dunno if I buy it yet. Honestly I'm surprised we're 5 episodes in and there has only been two Dornish scenes
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Post by: bluemax on May 13, 2015, 11:26:38 PM
Please use spoiler tags.

adwd
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There's a rumor that Trystane will take the place of Aegon in the show, ie be a Targ pretender for Dany to face off with. Dunno if I buy it yet. Honestly I'm surprised we're 5 episodes in and there has only been two Dornish scenes
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I'm not surprised, nothing really happens in most of the Dornish shit in the book.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 14, 2015, 09:14:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0JSd56L.png)

Selmy salty. I can't blame him. Dude has some great stuff in ADWD and TWOW. I understand the TV narrative reason for offing him but still...there were better options to take.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on May 14, 2015, 10:13:12 PM
Nope. Gotta keep it thrilling for the show stans.
Same reason we now have Jaime going off on his grand adventure to fuck on his sister again for some reason.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 17, 2015, 10:01:54 PM
Walrus was right.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on May 17, 2015, 10:18:03 PM
Stuff actually happened for the first time this season. Good ep.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: dkdk on May 17, 2015, 10:18:53 PM
this breh GRRM is a sick dude  :whoo
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 17, 2015, 10:51:47 PM
As I've said, these guys just don't get it. They'd probably be in better position to deal with the inevitable backlash if not for that ridiculous rape scene last season, but now I fully expect the wolves to be set on them.

There is no subtlety, everything is done to the extreme or excess; so of course all the sexual stuff feels exploitative and ugly instead of displaying sexual horror in a "tasteful" way. There's a part in ACOK where Arya runs across a woman who is so damaged that the only word she can say is "no." The books are full of that type of subtlety; you don't  knowwhat happened to the woman...but yet you do know. Weiss and Benioff would read that and decide it would be great idea to show why she only says no. And that has been their take on Game Of Throne since the beginning.

It reminds me of Rob Zombie's Halloween TBH, specifically the "how Michael became Michael" stuff.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 17, 2015, 11:11:55 PM
Walrus was right.

I wouldn't go that far... but that was gross.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: toku on May 17, 2015, 11:22:43 PM
littlefinger my nicca
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on May 17, 2015, 11:41:21 PM
Man these show runners are all about rape. 
Gotta shock them stans I guess ::)


Also fucking lol at that sandsnakes scene.
That was tantamount to those scenes in movies where they repeat the title of the film
UNBOWED UNBENT UNBROKEN, OH FUCK WHAT HOUSE ARE WE :lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 17, 2015, 11:49:03 PM
Shitty: Dorne and the rape thing

Good: most of everything else

That rape thing though... not cool.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on May 17, 2015, 11:54:34 PM
The most hilarious thing in that Dorne scene is everyone conveniently thought it was a great time to steal that girl.

Also Bronn about to get jobbed harder than Selmy in the name of shock value.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on May 17, 2015, 11:56:52 PM
"We both peddle fantasies, mine just happen to be entertaining."

"One's choice of companion is a curious thing."

Littlefinger da gawd :lawd
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2015, 12:05:38 AM
Dorne :dead

Let's not even address the books, and think about this purely from a show perspective. So the heir of one of the major houses in Westeros...who is walking around in the gardens of his father's castle...is somehow so alone that two dudes could sneak in and find their way to him without any trouble? Likewise, the Sand Snakes could sneak into the castle and also get to him without running into guards until the last minute?
:neogaf

And this goes back to the absurdity of one of the most recognizable, famous men on the continent being able to sneak into Dorne alongside one other dude to rescue a princess in broad daylight. Let's say the plan was successful. What next? Do they have a secret Lannister ship hidden somewhere? Nope. Could they find a port and ship? Maybe, but the show already established that snitches gonna snitch. It reminds me of last season with the guy who tried to capture Bran for the Boltons. What the fuck was his plan, to carry Bran over the fucking Wall? These plots are ridiculous.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 18, 2015, 12:09:52 AM
affc/adwd
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Agreed that deviating from the book plots has so far worked really shitty this season for the two biggest examples: Dorne and Sansa. Having Sansa at Winterfell for whatever battle is about to happen there could be a good thing, but man... there was just no call for such a blatant depiction of rape. The whole Dorne thing has just been shitty from the word go, not sure what their plan there is but it sucks, that's for sure.[

However, I'll say again: the last two books are shitty source material.

:ufup
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on May 18, 2015, 12:14:13 AM
Even Jaime said he was winging it.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on May 18, 2015, 12:15:14 AM
Sansa with red hair again :noah

Get to picture her as Jean Grey in my head. :jawalrus
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: El Babua on May 18, 2015, 12:18:06 AM
Dorne :dead

Let's not even address the books, and think about this purely from a show perspective. So the heir of one of the major houses in Westeros...who is walking around in the gardens of his father's castle...is somehow so alone that two dudes could sneak in and find their way to him without any trouble? Likewise, the Sand Snakes could sneak into the castle and also get to him without running into guards until the last minute?
:neogaf

And this goes back to the absurdity of one of the most recognizable, famous men on the continent being able to sneak into Dorne alongside one other dude to rescue a princess in broad daylight. Let's say the plan was successful. What next? Do they have a secret Lannister ship hidden somewhere? Nope. Could they find a port and ship? Maybe, but the show already established that snitches gonna snitch. It reminds me of last season with the guy who tried to capture Bran for the Boltons. What the fuck was his plan, to carry Bran over the fucking Wall? These plots are ridiculous.

The writers of the show are the type of dudes who don't give a crap about logic or established rules as long as it fills in the moment to moment drama. Remember Robb marrying Talisa (a Volantine noble) under the Seven? But holy crap, the Dorne stuff was cringeworthy.

As for Sansa, um yeah... it rhymes with something.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 18, 2015, 12:27:18 AM
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/05/17/game-thrones-sansa-wedding?hootPostID=cb4fb5ebb39487410ec3a66ed5fc2ba4

She sounds pretty kinky
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2015, 12:30:14 AM
adwd/affc

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Agreed. The general idea of Sansa in Winterfell is interesting. However the idea that Littlefinger would let his most prized possession be sullied by Ramsay Bolton is insane. And no, I don't buy the idea that he has no idea who Ramsay is or what he has done; book or show, LF should know something.

In terms of Dorne....I don't get it. The rushed plot we saw today was horrible, and I can't imagine someone preferring it over the book plot. Turning Ellaria into another Dornish person obsessed with vengeance doesn't make sense, nor do the Sand Snakes make any sense. Not only haven't they done anything of worth, they all look the exact same attire wise. I liked the idea of each having a different personality, a different way to avenge their father, etc. A septa, a poison master, a big chick with a spear, etc...they were the type of party I wouldn't mind farming an ARPG with. Yet here they have no personality, no differentiating factors (outside of "hey, that one is trying to use daggers"), no nothing. And they've received all of 5 minutes of screen time over the course of 6 episodes.

It really seems like the Dornish plot simply couldn't work without Arianne - either her physically or someone else playing her role. I thought perhaps Ellaria would play that role but nah, she's just drawing up distinguished mentally-challenged plots with the Sand Snakes. I feel like the show had to come to Dorne after Oberyn's death. He was a popular character, lots of people like Dorne and it made sense to expand on the story. Whereas the Greyjoys have no connection to the show's plots, thus making their absence very logical.

BTW speaking of Dorne, Jaime's plot is worse than his AFFC arc brehs. There we get to see his character development come full circle as he learned to lead, essentially. Here he goes on a goofy quest in order to give the show a few extra action beats.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on May 18, 2015, 12:39:30 AM
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/05/17/game-thrones-sansa-wedding?hootPostID=cb4fb5ebb39487410ec3a66ed5fc2ba4

She sounds pretty kinky

:phil
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on May 18, 2015, 12:58:22 AM
They've basically shit the bed when it comes to Dorne throughout the entire season. Everything about it seems incredibly cheesy and cheap.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2015, 01:05:34 AM
It's Qarth all over again.
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Post by: StealthFan on May 18, 2015, 01:20:40 AM
Yeah Dorne feels like I am watching Hercules or Xena. The fight choreography is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad and there is like two sets.
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Post by: studyguy on May 18, 2015, 01:21:12 AM
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At least I can look forward to terrible actors shitting in the desert.
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I mean not like the showrunners aren't doing that already but...
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2015, 01:26:01 AM
How many times will Obara Sand tell us her name is Obara Sand lmao.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on May 18, 2015, 01:34:34 AM
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Show Sansa's going to split with Theon right before Stannis shows up, isn't she?
Just this time it's going to end up happening during the battle there and prob lead into whatever the fuck they wanna do next season with her that doesn't include her actually taking charge prob

Just get to the part where she becomes a leader or whatever, they already built her up as a changed girl having faced all this adversity, taught by Littlefinger and even gave her a dumb ass bondage dress. Ooh she's strong enough to marry a psycho and fuck him, great got it D&D.  Ffs.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: El Babua on May 18, 2015, 01:53:44 AM
Yeah Dorne feels like I am watching Hercules or Xena. The fight choreography is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad and there is like two sets.

Basically any area where the majority skintone isn't white make the showrunners go to the vault of cliched TV cheese.

I have quite a few issues with GRRM's orientalism, but D&D managed to surpasses him on that by being your basic cac Hollywood types.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on May 18, 2015, 02:28:53 AM
How many times will Obara Sand tell us her name is Obara Sand lmao.

Like a special move straight out of Naruto.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on May 18, 2015, 03:14:02 AM
Revenge no Jutsu! :expert
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2015, 07:28:36 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/0hcquE8.gif)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 18, 2015, 12:20:11 PM
Which reminds me- another thing lost in the (rightful) kvetching over Dorne/Sansa is that the Queen of Thorns is back, and just as awesome as ever. Cersei has really set herself up to be fucked over, gonna be enjoyable to watch.

"House Lannister has no rival."

Oh just wait.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 18, 2015, 12:21:47 PM
Also also, last night's episode DID have the single greatest line of any tv episode, ever: "The dwarf lives until we can find a cock merchant."
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: nudemacusers on May 18, 2015, 12:33:48 PM
as a non-book person this show is getting kinda stale/corny. not only did the whole dorne thing look like b-tier cable work, tossing in a 'omg they couldn't!' rape scene as some weird cliffhanger was super lame. it's also a weird go-to for character development in this show. not sure why they couldn't have sansa be the aggressor in that scene for the sole purpose of establishing herself in the castle. meh.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Contra on May 18, 2015, 12:40:31 PM
Arya stuff was great, Cersei stuff was great, Tyrion stuff was great, Dorne stuff was baaaaaaaaaad, and the ending was shit.

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But let's not kid ourselves that the showrunners are ruining the subtlety of a writer that had a main character burn an entire boat of sex slaves alive. 
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2015, 12:48:07 PM
Victarion Tha Gawd slander will not be tolerated.
 :bolo
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on May 18, 2015, 12:57:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/UPcmC7b.gif)

You'd think HBO could afford a decent fight choreographer.
Not asking for dudes to be flipping and shit but still...
:kobeyuck
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Contra on May 18, 2015, 12:57:15 PM
Stan for the worst character in all the books but be shocked when a rape happens brehs
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on May 18, 2015, 12:59:29 PM
Stan for the worst character in all the books but be shocked when a rape happens brehs

Danny was fucked in the first season breh.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2015, 01:01:44 PM
I'm not shocked, in fact I'm not opposed to that happening per se. My problem is how it was set up/shot/handled/etc. Specifically doing it after Sansa seemingly turned a corner. They're essentially hammering home a point we already get and did so in an ugly way. And given the previous bad rape scenes in the show I found this one to be even more problematic.

btw, Neil Marshall back in S2:
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The weirdest part was when you have one of the exec producers leaning over your shoulder, going, 'You can go full frontal, you know. This is television, you can do whatever you want! And do it! I urge you to do it!' So I was like, 'Okay, well, you're the boss.'

This particular exec took me to one side and said, 'Look, I represent the pervert side of the audience, okay? Everybody else is the serious drama side, [but] I represent the perv side of the audience, and I'm saying I want full frontal nudity in this scene.' So you go ahead and do it.
http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=34164

yea...
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 18, 2015, 01:05:57 PM
The funny thing about that scene...

adwd
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Is that it's even worse in the books. Ramsay has Reek warm up "Sansa" (not actually Sansa in the book) and it's strongly implied the character has relations with Ramsay's dogs. So, yeah, as bad as that scene is on it's face because "rape is bad" (and it is) it's mostly bad because of the context of what show Sansa has gone through.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Contra on May 18, 2015, 01:14:19 PM
The knock against the show is they've done this before with 0 consequences or after effects.  The Jaime/Cersei scene may as well not have happened, because there has been nothing since.

Anyway, Jaime and Bronn breaking into the water garden reminded me of this Steven Seagal gem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tap0bwqKrZ4
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2015, 01:51:22 PM
Because the show is more interested in generating short term drama beats at any cost, than investing in character development. There's a problem when rape is nothing more than a gimmick to be trotted out to generate buzz or a cliff hanger.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 18, 2015, 03:16:33 PM
Welp, I haven't seen the last two episodes and might just start sitting this out.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Contra on May 18, 2015, 03:28:48 PM
Folks are saying the water garden scenes are so garbage because they had almost time to film them at the Alcazar (makes sense) which would explain why they are such garbage
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on May 18, 2015, 03:44:28 PM
PD prob would be too busy hanging off of Stephen Dillane's (Stannis) nuts to notice.





Anyway, this is prob what we can expect coming off of the book content. I mean if this shit keeps going the way it is, then fuck it I'm off the ride.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2015, 03:46:16 PM
AFFC

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Honestly I would have just cut the Sand Snakes, or just kept one. I'd have introduced Arianne and Oakheart last season, and made Ellaria a virtually nonspeaking role. I'd give Arianne and Oakheart a few romantic scenes, have tension between Oberyn and Oakheart, and then have them both go to Dorne at the end of the season. That way the Dorne arc this season would have a couple familiar faces to help introduce things, instead of having to shoehorn Jaime there. So I'd just play out Arianne's plot while also showing the tension within the country over Oberyn's death. Culminating in Oakheart getting murked by Hotah, as in the book.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Contra on May 18, 2015, 03:47:24 PM
I wish Walrus would tell us how he thinks the show would be better if him and PD worked on it.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on May 18, 2015, 03:53:34 PM
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Only thing that really bothers me is that Jaime's still out there seemingly trying to save his daughter so he can go back and hit it with Cersei. By the end of this season that bitch is gonna be in chains and I feel like it's going to turn into a save Cersei chapter in the next season. Which if it does basically flies in the face of everything Jaime is being built up as in the books. IIRC when she finally reached out to Jaime while she was locked up he was basically like lol nah. I don't see this going down in the show unless they throw some contrived reasoning about how Jaime will somehow learn what is going down and suddenly come to some conclusion that Cersei was always terrible while still in Dorne.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 18, 2015, 03:59:27 PM
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Only thing that really bothers me is that Jaime's still out there seemingly trying to save his daughter so he can go back and hit it with Cersei. By the end of this season that bitch is gonna be in chains and I feel like it's going to turn into a save Cersei chapter in the next season. Which if it does basically flies in the face of everything Jaime is being built up as in the books. IIRC when she finally reached out to Jaime while she was locked up he was basically like lol nah. I don't see this going down in the show unless they throw some contrived reasoning about how Jaime will somehow learn what is going down and suddenly come to some conclusion that Cersei was always terrible while still in Dorne.
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affc
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Pretty sure they've confirmed Cersei's walk of shame is in this season, so she won't end the season in chains
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 18, 2015, 03:59:53 PM
The Arya scenes were the only redeeming things this last episode. First thing I've liked in this season in a good while.

Also, :neogaf at the people getting angry about the whole Sansa scene. I'm like "He's Ramsay Bolton, have you not been paying attention?"
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Contra on May 18, 2015, 04:02:08 PM
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Only thing that really bothers me is that Jaime's still out there seemingly trying to save his daughter so he can go back and hit it with Cersei. By the end of this season that bitch is gonna be in chains and I feel like it's going to turn into a save Cersei chapter in the next season. Which if it does basically flies in the face of everything Jaime is being built up as in the books. IIRC when she finally reached out to Jaime while she was locked up he was basically like lol nah. I don't see this going down in the show unless they throw some contrived reasoning about how Jaime will somehow learn what is going down and suddenly come to some conclusion that Cersei was always terrible while still in Dorne.
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affc
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Pretty sure they've confirmed Cersei's walk of shame is in this season, so she won't end the season in chains
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I believe they had some problems with filming because the church they were filming it at objections to the scene's content, so yeah it's there.  Also just get to the fucking pit already, get stannis to Winterfell.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 18, 2015, 04:06:17 PM
Oh yeah, and who came up with that Jamie scene? THAT was some hanna-barbarra level bullshit right there. Some more along the lines of Scooby and Shaggy and less of Bronn and Jamie.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on May 18, 2015, 04:06:55 PM
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Next shocker ending is what? Arya going blind? I feel like that's it, another one is Danny flying off. Cersei walking naked and shit. How many episodes are there in this shit again?
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2015, 04:08:15 PM
affc

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What is Jaime's character development arc now? It's been all over the place. From him killing his cousin to raping Cersei I'm baffled by the decisions and they really just go back to the point about D&D doing whatever it takes to create a shocking or "interesting" beat. Jaime's AFFC arc is pretty damn good, and he comes full circle from a development standpoint. He's clearly no longer the man he was when he first entered the Riverlands in the first book, and his actions as a commander and politician are quite impressive.

Why not have him go to the Riverlands but also bring back the Brotherhood to create some intrigue. Jaime finishing off the war while hunting and being hunted by the Lightning Lord. They don't even need Lady Stoneheart for any of this btw; I'm fine with cutting her.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on May 18, 2015, 04:14:45 PM
affc

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What is Jaime's character development arc now? It's been all over the place. From him killing his cousin to raping Cersei I'm baffled by the decisions and they really just go back to the point about D&D doing whatever it takes to create a shocking or "interesting" beat. Jaime's AFFC arc is pretty damn good, and he comes full circle from a development standpoint. He's clearly no longer the man he was when he first entered the Riverlands in the first book, and his actions as a commander and politician are quite impressive.

Why not have him go to the Riverlands but also bring back the Brotherhood to create some intrigue. Jaime finishing off the war while hunting and being hunted by the Lightning Lord. They don't even need Lady Stoneheart for any of this btw; I'm fine with cutting her.
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My worst fear is he's going to talk to Doran who's going to tell him some shit like SO MY TWITTER JUST BLEW UP WITH ALL THESE TERRIBLE THINGS GOING ON RIGHT NOW IN KING'S LANDING, ALL DUE TO YOUR FUCKING SISTER Then Jaime's going to come to the conclusion that Cersei was manipulating all of them while Bronn lays there dying, giving him a guilt trip about how he should have known. His daughter saying she is happy there with the prince or some shit and Doran being like :ufup

Meanwhile we're all left where wondering how the fuck Doran and Jaime are getting this info in real time.
Prob the same way LF blasts around the world on his jet
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 18, 2015, 04:16:18 PM
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Honestly my money is on Jamie dying. There's no use for him anymore. Maybe give him a redemption moment for him trying to save his kid. But what's left for him to do? In fact, throw Bronn in on that too. This season is nothing if not hamfisted and I can see them being like "We don't have any more use for these guys, what should do?" "Let's kill them" "OK"
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Contra on May 18, 2015, 04:18:50 PM
adwd

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Also Dorne was never going to be good without the scene of Doran revealing his long con involving Quentyn.  I mean it's the whole reason he's a bad ass, to keep that quiet fury alive for 15 years while hatching his plan.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 18, 2015, 04:20:25 PM
One of my bigger fears:

adwd
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Is that they're going to fuck up Jon's story. No Melissandre at the wall = no resurrection from getting stabbed like I'm assuming will happen in book 6. Looks like Sam isn't being sent away either from the previews for next week. I've largely defended the showrunners from what I feel is misguided criticism amongst the "Martin is a literary deity" dickrider set here on the forums, but making changes that don't make for compelling storytelling or really, any sense at all is no longer something I can defend from a "these are different storytelling mediums, you morons" standpoint.

...although, I will say again... the show got worse storyline wise when the books did

:heh
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2015, 04:22:51 PM
adwd
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Yea but I assume they'll have some type of reveal, just with a different means to the same goal (bringing Dany to Dorne).

There are rumors that the fAegon thing is somehow connected to Dorne. Who knows. Either way I fully expect Doran to reveal a trap card of some type.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Contra on May 18, 2015, 04:29:13 PM
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Doran's reveal was one of the few things they really nailed in the last two books, outside of the pit, so it's going to be a damn shame if there isn't something for him to drop.  But hey they managed to make fan favorite The Sand Snakes into enemies from an episode of Xena where she travels to a vaguely middle eastern locale.  Damn shame.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2015, 04:35:01 PM
One of my bigger fears:

adwd
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Is that they're going to fuck up Jon's story. No Melissandre at the wall = no resurrection from getting stabbed like I'm assuming will happen in book 6. Looks like Sam isn't being sent away either from the previews for next week. I've largely defended the showrunners from what I feel is misguided criticism amongst the "Martin is a literary deity" dickrider set here on the forums, but making changes that don't make for compelling storytelling or really, any sense at all is no longer something I can defend from a "these are different storytelling mediums, you morons" standpoint.

...although, I will say again... the show got worse storyline wise when the books did

:heh
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The Hardholme fight is in ep8. What if Jon gets betrayed and stabbed after returning to the Wall in ep9 or 10. Meanwhile Stannis is injured or dies near Winterfell. Melisandre convinces Selyse to allow her to sacrifice Shireen to save Stannis. Shireen is burned/killed, Stannis doesn't revive...and instead the last shot of the finale is Jon opening his eyes, which are now blue.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 18, 2015, 04:37:14 PM
One of my bigger fears:

adwd
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Is that they're going to fuck up Jon's story. No Melissandre at the wall = no resurrection from getting stabbed like I'm assuming will happen in book 6. Looks like Sam isn't being sent away either from the previews for next week. I've largely defended the showrunners from what I feel is misguided criticism amongst the "Martin is a literary deity" dickrider set here on the forums, but making changes that don't make for compelling storytelling or really, any sense at all is no longer something I can defend from a "these are different storytelling mediums, you morons" standpoint.

...although, I will say again... the show got worse storyline wise when the books did

:heh
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The Hardholme fight is in ep8. What if Jon gets betrayed and stabbed after returning to the Wall in ep9 or 10. Meanwhile Stannis is injured or dies near Winterfell. Melisandre convinces Selyse to allow her to sacrifice Shireen to save Stannis. Shireen is burned/killed, Stannis doesn't revive...and instead the last shot of the finale is Jon opening his eyes, which are now blue.
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Breh, you need to stop Stannis stanning

:ufup
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2015, 04:43:00 PM
One of my bigger fears:

adwd
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Is that they're going to fuck up Jon's story. No Melissandre at the wall = no resurrection from getting stabbed like I'm assuming will happen in book 6. Looks like Sam isn't being sent away either from the previews for next week. I've largely defended the showrunners from what I feel is misguided criticism amongst the "Martin is a literary deity" dickrider set here on the forums, but making changes that don't make for compelling storytelling or really, any sense at all is no longer something I can defend from a "these are different storytelling mediums, you morons" standpoint.

...although, I will say again... the show got worse storyline wise when the books did

:heh
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The Hardholme fight is in ep8. What if Jon gets betrayed and stabbed after returning to the Wall in ep9 or 10. Meanwhile Stannis is injured or dies near Winterfell. Melisandre convinces Selyse to allow her to sacrifice Shireen to save Stannis. Shireen is burned/killed, Stannis doesn't revive...and instead the last shot of the finale is Jon opening his eyes, which are now blue.
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Breh, you need to stop Stannis stanning

:ufup
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acok/adwd
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"Glowing like sunset, a red sword was raised in the hand of a blue-eyed king who cast no shadow."
:yeshrug

Stannis? Somebody is coming back in the show and the books. I'd imagine Jon will be in Ghost for most of TWOW but I could definitely see Shireen being used to revive him or Stannis. King's blood.

Stannis :rejoice
did you read the Theon TWOW chapter? That's my king :tocry
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on May 18, 2015, 04:45:31 PM
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Shireen being burned is gonna be it.
It's got that raping a beloved character kind of shock value to it.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on May 18, 2015, 04:51:30 PM
I'm comfortable in watching GoT like I watch Arrow.
Knowing full well I'm getting nothing but garbage fuckery most of the time now despite it having a strong opening.

Don't worry brehs, soon enough HBO will run it into the ground and pick up a new show.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Contra on May 18, 2015, 04:58:41 PM
None of this would be necessary if Martin had written better books.  At least he'll die knowing the show finished what he couldn't.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 18, 2015, 05:10:55 PM
One of my bigger fears:

adwd
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Is that they're going to fuck up Jon's story. No Melissandre at the wall = no resurrection from getting stabbed like I'm assuming will happen in book 6. Looks like Sam isn't being sent away either from the previews for next week. I've largely defended the showrunners from what I feel is misguided criticism amongst the "Martin is a literary deity" dickrider set here on the forums, but making changes that don't make for compelling storytelling or really, any sense at all is no longer something I can defend from a "these are different storytelling mediums, you morons" standpoint.

...although, I will say again... the show got worse storyline wise when the books did

:heh
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The Hardholme fight is in ep8. What if Jon gets betrayed and stabbed after returning to the Wall in ep9 or 10. Meanwhile Stannis is injured or dies near Winterfell. Melisandre convinces Selyse to allow her to sacrifice Shireen to save Stannis. Shireen is burned/killed, Stannis doesn't revive...and instead the last shot of the finale is Jon opening his eyes, which are now blue.
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Breh, you need to stop Stannis stanning

:ufup
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acok/adwd
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"Glowing like sunset, a red sword was raised in the hand of a blue-eyed king who cast no shadow."
:yeshrug

Stannis? Somebody is coming back in the show and the books. I'd imagine Jon will be in Ghost for most of TWOW but I could definitely see Shireen being used to revive him or Stannis. King's blood.

Stannis :rejoice
did you read the Theon TWOW chapter? That's my king :tocry
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I haven't ready any of the spoiler chapters, probably will after he dies without publishing the book, though
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AFFC/ADWD were a lot better than this season of the show.

Nope. Not even at all better. I can't believe you're supposed to have majored in literature or whatever it was. Your family should kill you and ask for their money back.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Contra on May 18, 2015, 05:20:32 PM
What a crazy fucing mess the last two books were.  I mean there's some cool stuff in there, but honestly had he just advanced the action with a quick recap it would have been the same fucking thing.

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Tyrion's story is boring, Dany's story makes you want to kill yourself until the pit, Jaime does whatever can't really remember, there's tons of time spent on the psychotic Iron Islanders who are basically just chapter on chapter of shock scenes, Cersei, who the books have worked to make a cunning ruthless politician is just revealed to be an idiot because reasons, Arya is cool but again, fuck all happens, there's probably some other stuff I'm missing but who cares because it's not that interesting.  Great books.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2015, 05:23:46 PM
Let's be real breh. The Wire only lasted five seasons because of the generosity of HBO. The ratings were rather low outside of S2 (I wonder why!). A show as expensive as GoT wouldn't last two seasons with ratings like that. This show had to either be big or never be made. That meant they had to dumb things down, make it simple, and make it entertaining. You have to understand that.

That being said, I feel like the show had an opportunity to step out of that shadow once it became a hit. S3 is really what made the show what it is, culturally IMO; sure S2 did well but S3 took things to the next level thanks to the Red Wedding. By that time people were firmly in love with enough characters to really invest into the show, as long as it remained good. They did a lot of stuff I didn't like last year, and continued the obsession with wack action beats and questionable plotting (all the Locke stuff especially the "plan" to somehow carry a crippled boy over the Wall, Yara and her armored companions running away from dogs, etc). But hey, people liked a lot of that shit.

This season was always going to be tough due to the book content, I can't deny that. But they made it worse by not trusting in the characters and instead trying to stretch the recipe.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 18, 2015, 06:03:49 PM
So the site called themarysue is boycotting the show After the sansa rape scene.

In other news, themarysue website is aptly named
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Himu on May 18, 2015, 06:04:38 PM
Prince Doran the GOAT :rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2015, 06:45:55 PM
What a crazy fucing mess the last two books were.  I mean there's some cool stuff in there, but honestly had he just advanced the action with a quick recap it would have been the same fucking thing.

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Tyrion's story is boring, Dany's story makes you want to kill yourself until the pit, Jaime does whatever can't really remember, there's tons of time spent on the psychotic Iron Islanders who are basically just chapter on chapter of shock scenes, Cersei, who the books have worked to make a cunning ruthless politician is just revealed to be an idiot because reasons, Arya is cool but again, fuck all happens, there's probably some other stuff I'm missing but who cares because it's not that interesting.  Great books.
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Honestly the only AFFC POV I really didn't like was Brienne's. Not only does it suffer from the fact that she's on a mission that fails before it starts, it also felt like a weak attempt at a Dunk & Egg type story. Those stories work because they're actual adventures. Whereas Brienne just rides around looking for someone we know is hundreds of miles away. Yea it gets interesting towards the end but it was too late by then.

Not a fan of Quentyn's shit either but at least that was brief, and had a couple interesting parts. Jaime has one of my favorite POVs in the series so of course I really liked his AFFC stuff. Seeing the Brotherhood infiltrate Riverrun under his nose...shit is about to go down brehs.

Theon has the best arc between both books imo by far. :lawd

Didn't like Dany's arc in ADWD obviously, even though it does have some interesting intrigue. Whereas Barristan's chapters are waaaay better. I'm pretty sure he's getting played. I liked Tyrion's arc. IMO the thing that hurt it is that everyone assumed he was going to meet Dany, and it never happened. But I liked seeing him hit rock bottom, manipulate Aegon so easily, troll Connington, etc.

One of the biggest problems with ADWD is that Martin took the wrong message from AFFC. It's as if he said "ok you complained about no Jon/Dany/Tyrion, well here's a shit ton of their chapters are you happy now. I feel like each of them could have had 2-3 few chapters, which could have been used for other characters. I would have loved to see more Davos, although his cliff hanger is one of the few good ones. Still...AFFC revealed that his ship crashed so why not give us 1-2 more chapters? Likewise I wish we got more Jaime instead of leaving on another cliffhanger.
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Post by: Steve Contra on May 18, 2015, 06:53:44 PM
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I forgot about Quentyn and Brienne.  Fuck, why have two storylines that go nowhere?  Tyrion's story was just...boring.  He's the best written character, there's just too much moping around and traveling to end up where he was going to go anyway.  Davos is my boy so I gotta give him respect :tocry
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Post by: studyguy on May 18, 2015, 06:56:05 PM
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Davos is the GOAT
I forgot what he was doing. Isn't he shacked up with that fat ass Manderly dude who at some point seemed like he was going to hang him?
That was like the one part of the book I was like shit this is dope af then they served up those frey boys, no?
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Post by: El Babua on May 18, 2015, 07:05:36 PM
ADWD
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Guess they couldn't afford to cast those extra Frey members/Northern lords. No show of power and authority from the Boltons by marrying a Stark heir, no houses scheming under the blizzard snow, no pies, no Abel, no top 3 arc in the entire series brehs. :tocry
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The wedding was so low key. It's as if they're making the world and the consequences of those in power smaller and smaller as the show goes on.
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Post by: Steve Contra on May 18, 2015, 07:13:25 PM
ADWD
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Guess they couldn't afford to cast those extra Frey members/Northern lords. No show of power and authority from the Boltons by marrying a Stark heir, no houses scheming under the blizzard snow, no pies, no Abel, no top 3 arc in the entire series brehs. :tocry
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The wedding was so low key. It's as if they're making the world and the consequences of those in power smaller and smaller as the show goes on.
Too much shit in the books with absolutely no payoff.  To do everything they'd have to do two booooooooooooooring seasons.

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But yeah, Manderly/Davos was  :whew only reason Stannis is anywhere, because he's got a fingerless dude making plays for him
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2015, 07:17:30 PM
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Davos is the GOAT
I forgot what he was doing. Isn't he shacked up with that fat ass Manderly dude who at some point seemed like he was going to hang him?
That was like the one part of the book I was like shit this is dope af then they served up those frey boys, no?
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Yea he's heading to Skagos to find Rickon. BTW Manderly has to be the MVP of the book. Not only does the man cook the Freys in a fucking pie, he eats a piece and THEN takes a second serving. All while demanding the bard sing songs that essentially give away the entire thing lmao. Dude was snitching on himself and didn't give a fuck :neogaf

I also really liked Arya's chapters. Seems like she's quite a powerful skinchanger and warg at this point. The way she effortless skinchanges cats while still conscious seems to suggest she's very good. I can't help but think she'll be kicked out of the FM for that shit. She basically cheated to beat the Kindly Man by using the cat.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 18, 2015, 09:23:24 PM
Show has taken a nosedive. I think I'm out. Also PD, I somehow doubt season 2 of the wire had a higher viewership than 4 or 5, but even if so I don't think it's because of the melanin deficiency as that is easily the most reviled storyline on that show by a wide margin
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 18, 2015, 11:15:40 PM
You know, this has gotten to like a bad jrpg that starts out great. Where you're like "I don't want to keep going, but I'm too emotionally invested to not know what happens." except there's no wiki out there to sum it up.
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Post by: StealthFan on May 18, 2015, 11:38:28 PM
Goddamn I don't even think its that bad. Sometimes shows have poor seasons.
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Post by: dkdk on May 18, 2015, 11:41:17 PM
Goddamn I don't even think its that bad. Sometimes shows have poor seasons.

it's really not that bad.
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 18, 2015, 11:45:15 PM
Yeah, as a show it's not that bad. What IS bad though is the wasted potential.
Jamie and Bronn having Shaggy/Scooby doo hour?
No Ironborne?
"Let's go save Theon!!! OH SHIT! HE HAS DOGS!!!! RETREAT!!!"
:comeon
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Post by: StealthFan on May 18, 2015, 11:46:05 PM
Didn't she retreat because she saw he wasn't her brother anymore?
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 18, 2015, 11:58:40 PM
Maybe. But the Ironborne. THE IRONBORNE!

No Euron, No Damphair, No Victarion

:brazilcry
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Post by: Himu on May 19, 2015, 09:23:56 AM
http://time.com/3886433/game-of-thrones-black-wedding-claire-mccaskill/

 :jawalrus
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 19, 2015, 09:32:51 AM
Maybe Martin made AFFC/ADWD stale un-adaptable specifically to ensure low TV ratings and cancellation, thus ensuring he finishes the books before the show? A Doran-esque master stroke.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 19, 2015, 10:05:16 AM
Fatty addressed the controversy.

http://time.com/3882827/george-rr-martin-black-wedding-controversy/

It's like he's talking to people DIRECTLY ON THIS FORUM or something:

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Martin then went on to defend producers David Benioff, Dan Weiss and Bryan Cogman’s overall faithfulness to his novels. “There has seldom been any TV series as faithful to its source material, by and large (if you doubt that, talk to the Harry Dresden fans, or readers of the Sookie Stackhouse novels, or the fans of the original Walking Dead comic books),” he wrote. “But the longer the show goes on, the bigger the butterflies become. And now we have reached the point where the beat of butterfly wings is stirring up storms, like the one presently engulfing my email. Prose and television have different strengths, different weaknesses, different requirements. David and Dan and Bryan and HBO are trying to make the best television series that they can … but all of us are still intending that at the end we will arrive at the same place.”

Honestly, I'm to the point now where overall I'm more disappointed with the Dornish shit than what happened to Sansa. That and the fact that a major university gave Glen Shinobi a degree in literature.
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 19, 2015, 10:11:39 AM
I didn't know being hamfisted was a requirement of a TV show  :leon
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 19, 2015, 10:22:27 AM
It was clear Martin was rather agitated about the rape scene last season, whereas he's more diplomatic this time. I think he was mainly upset people were criticizing him for shit D&D did. Last year they literally edited that scene to look like rape; it was clear the director had no idea what happened and must not have seen a final cut. Then he got thrown under the bus for "defending" the rape scene when in reality he was just pointing out he didn't direct a rape scene.

In terms of adaption I don't sit around and complain about changes. I recognize every book required changes in order to be adapted on HBO. My problem is moreso braindead decisions on the writers part. It's like in Walking Dead when a character gets in a car with multiple people, you know he or she is going to magically drive into the middle of a herd of walkers. In broad daylight.

Lori  :kobeyuck
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Post by: studyguy on May 19, 2015, 11:01:20 AM
Nah it's going down the shithole pretty hard at the moment.
Selmy getting jobbed looked awful.
Dorne looked awful and the scooby doo antics were laughable.
Every Tyrion scene at the moment is boiled down to comic relief.


Shit like that doesn't give me faith going forward.
Still think they need to hire a fucking fight coordinator, all the fights this season have been :heh
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Post by: Shaka Khan on May 19, 2015, 12:38:14 PM
PD, what rape scene are you referring to from last season?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 19, 2015, 12:42:31 PM
PD, what rape scene are you referring to from last season?

Jaime and Cersei.
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Post by: studyguy on May 19, 2015, 12:51:57 PM
PD, what rape scene are you referring to from last season?

Jaime and Cersei.

Where no means yes, fuck me harder next to this dead kid.

Also shit lotta dudes out here defending the scene from last night.
Lots of it's not rape, it's consummating the marriage, what did you expect, this is GoT, book was worse, etc etc.

Honestly the grossest thing about the scene was how terrible they treat Sansa's character in the show. Removing her own agency in favor of Reek/Theon's is some fucked up shit. Putting her in a spot of desperation where only Theon can help, thus turning her rise to power into a retribution story for Theon, etc. Maybe she will go out of her way to cause a ruckus and take over Winterfell, maybe she will lead the north. All that still doesn't change the fact that she's still just treated as a cheap damsel in distress to motivate plot progression time and time again. It's annoying af to watch.

Worse yet is if it ends up being next episode where she was only playing a victim. Like lol I was only pretending to be terrified of rape, now it's gameface time.
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Post by: Steve Contra on May 19, 2015, 01:26:03 PM
I'm not going to defend the scene, I'm just going to say that there's a lot of people pretending Martin is a master of subtlety and implication and the show is somehow ruining that :neogaf

Also lol at anyone saying the show is going downhill and asking where the Ironborne are in the same breath :neogaf
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Post by: StealthFan on May 19, 2015, 01:33:13 PM
Ironborne :neogaf
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Post by: Steve Contra on May 19, 2015, 01:36:08 PM
The Ironborne are the Walter White of ASOIAF
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Post by: mormapope on May 19, 2015, 01:43:42 PM
Soooooooo glad I only watched season 1. Feel bad for the people that invested their own time into this franchise.

EDIT: I've seen episodes from other seasons against my will.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 19, 2015, 01:51:21 PM
but contra-san you don't want this?
(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/181/0/3/038df95cb04576f9edc9c02f52b85794-d6beieh.jpg)
:uguu
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Post by: studyguy on May 19, 2015, 01:56:44 PM
:snoop
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Post by: Steve Contra on May 19, 2015, 01:57:54 PM
 :drool
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 19, 2015, 01:59:00 PM
troll your homophobic brother by waltzing around him in the nude brehs
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 19, 2015, 03:19:27 PM
I just want fatty to finish the books so I can read those and then throw this whole franchise in the trash confidently
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 19, 2015, 04:31:16 PM
We'll see. I'm not expecting a Wheel Of Time type situation. Most readers are familiar with the struggles Martin had with those two books; he basically had to re-write a 1000 page book. With that structural problem solved it should be smoother sailing, narrative wise. My only concern is whether he can wrap it up in seven books. He says he'll be busy killing people off so we'll see, I guess.
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Post by: king of the internet on May 19, 2015, 04:39:02 PM
I've been a pretty big fan of the TV show so far but the Sand Snake scene was literally the worst thing ever.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 19, 2015, 04:47:34 PM
Now that I think about it brehs, wasn't the trial scene nearly as dumb too? A squire dresses his knight, which means a squire would no doubt see his knight nude at some point or another. Hell the show touched on this earlier with Podrick removing Brienne's armor. So why would a squire knowing intimate details of his knight's body be slam dunk evidence in a trial? Especially a trial for a religion that regulates knighthood.
:neogaf
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Post by: studyguy on May 19, 2015, 04:48:49 PM
We'll see. I'm not expecting a Wheel Of Time type situation. Most readers are familiar with the struggles Martin had with those two books; he basically had to re-write a 1000 page book. With that structural problem solved it should be smoother sailing, narrative wise. My only concern is whether he can wrap it up in seven books. He says he'll be busy killing people off so we'll see, I guess.

I see it as essentially having the same issue. The show isn't perfect, but some portions of it have encapsulated the winding narratives of the last two books better than Martin had with less to say had it been translated to a book. I'm not a fan of overwrought narratives, the last two books definitely suffer it much in the same way Jordan did since his editor and wife never told the dude no. idk who the fuck GRRM's editor is but I'm not fond of them either atm. I don't care if your narrative piece has a million loose ends leading to a grand finale, you're already going so many directions within a set number of books and nothing is proving to me that you can lock it up. Maybe he'll prove me wrong, maybe he'll finish every side narrative with a neat bow. I doubt the fuck out of it though, he's not as godly a writer as his stans make him out to be by a long shot.

Now that I think about it brehs, wasn't the trial scene nearly as dumb too? A squire dresses his knight, which means a squire would no doubt see his knight nude at some point or another. Hell the show touched on this earlier with Podrick removing Brienne's armor. So why would a squire knowing intimate details of his knight's body be slam dunk evidence in a trial? Especially a trial for a religion that regulates knighthood.
:neogaf

Yes to all of that. Which is why most people are harping on that trial too. Margery got put in, not for being so suspect that she couldn't be trusted to sire a true heir, but rather cause she lied to some fucking cacs who got their shit in a bunch over her lying about her gay brother. It's all dumb and the proof was weak af.
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Post by: Steve Contra on May 19, 2015, 04:53:30 PM
We'll see. I'm not expecting a Wheel Of Time type situation. Most readers are familiar with the struggles Martin had with those two books; he basically had to re-write a 1000 page book. With that structural problem solved it should be smoother sailing, narrative wise. My only concern is whether he can wrap it up in seven books. He says he'll be busy killing people off so we'll see, I guess.
:sabu

 The majority of readers of any given title have absolutely no clue what's gone on with the creation process. They just know that 'wow, that guy is sure taking his time' or 'wait a minute, the new one's out'.And even if they did happen to know, no non-stan is going to sit there and be like " GRRM wrote 2 wack 1000 page books but it's okay because they were originally a wack 1000 page book that had too many flashbacks in it."

GRRM wrote a book that was bad, so bad that he knew it wasn't up to snuff and canned it. Then he wrote a bad book after that, having already formulated ideas previously for a now defunct book. And then the sequel to that was worse.

(http://i.imgur.com/JgZs64Q.png) stans
PD acting like Martin isn't struggling with this book as well :neogaf
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 19, 2015, 04:59:35 PM
Compared to AFFC/ADWD, the 5 year gap, the "Meereenese Knot" etc? No. He's already on record as saying he hasn't had nearly as many issues with this book. I probably should have said "fanboys" not "fans." Those that followed the progress, basically.

My general point is that it took him longer to get where he wanted, the road was ugly...but he's there now. So I'm confident.
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Post by: Steve Contra on May 19, 2015, 05:02:53 PM
I'll believe when I see it, but yeah, this is going to be 5 years as well.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 19, 2015, 05:06:54 PM
I'll believe when I see it, but yeah, this is going to be 5 years as well.

That's the thing though. He finished ADWD in 2011. Didn't write for the rest of the year, but had about 200-300 pages that were moved from ADWD. Didn't really write in 2012 due to the press tour and side projects. Got serious in 2013 but still had side projects. Finished those up last year yet has had conventions. The man is the worst fucking planner ever, schedule wise. But he's at least past 1000 MS now so I'm not worried. This wait doesn't feel anything like the AFFC/ADWD waits during which he didn't have much of anything positive to say about his progress. The man was miserable. Whereas he's been positive lately so hey, I can't help but feel encouraged.
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Post by: studyguy on May 19, 2015, 05:19:53 PM
GRRM's output isn't even something that concerns me, Late 2015 - 2016 already has high profile releases like the next Stormlight (fuck even another Mistborn is dropping from the same dude) along with prob the next Kingskiller, Gentlemen Bastards, Riyria. I mean those are a different wheelhouse but they're still filling the fantasy genre. Bunch of other dumb shit too that isn't fantasy. As far as I'm concerned he can take however long he wants but the book's hype died for me a fuckload ago.

Oh hold up let me just
:expert
This needs a neckbeard
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Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 19, 2015, 06:14:04 PM
Gotta say, with how much the show has been irking me lately, I'd been considering reading the books just to see if they're any better than show, as I've heard it's gone pretty far off the rails in relation to the books lately. The talk about the books on the last couple pages makes me feel like I won't like them any better than the show though. Worth a shot? How many books in til they get lame?
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Post by: Steve Contra on May 19, 2015, 06:20:34 PM
The first three books are incredibly tight for how much is going on, and they're really, really good in my opinion.  The fourth and fifth books are the trouble, they wander, the structure is terrible, lots of plotlines are introduced that don't go anywhere, and the books are obviously unfinished.
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Post by: studyguy on May 19, 2015, 06:20:39 PM
Gotta say, with how much the show has been irking me lately, I'd been considering reading the books just to see if they're any better than show, as I've heard it's gone pretty far off the rails in relation to the books lately. The talk about the books on the last couple pages makes me feel like I won't like them any better than the show though. Worth a shot? How many books in til they get lame?

3 are decent. 2 will put most people to sleep, which is where we're at right now in terms of the show in a manner of speaking.
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Post by: StealthFan on May 19, 2015, 06:21:07 PM
I loved season 4 :tocry Why they gotta do this? I burnt through 30 hours of television in a week to catch up and this is how they repay me? With mediocrity?

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Post by: Steve Contra on May 19, 2015, 06:23:42 PM
Going from the end of book three to book four is  :gladbron :gladbron :lawd :whoo :whew :huh :shaq2 :shaq2 :snoop :comeon :trash :trash :ufup  :brazilcry
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Post by: Steve Contra on May 19, 2015, 06:36:29 PM
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What sucks is when you realize halfway through book four that all the AMAZING SHIT that goes down in the latter half of book three was just Martin pulling the wool over your eyes brilliantly.  There's clearly no direct route he had planned to get from building the finale, he was just making it up as he went along.  All the people who died, the big plans, a mystery character brought in at the end, it's all just kind thrown in there. There's some good stuff in the books for sure, but they're a huge letdown from the first three.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on May 19, 2015, 06:50:26 PM
Now that I think about it brehs, wasn't the trial scene nearly as dumb too? A squire dresses his knight, which means a squire would no doubt see his knight nude at some point or another. Hell the show touched on this earlier with Podrick removing Brienne's armor. So why would a squire knowing intimate details of his knight's body be slam dunk evidence in a trial? Especially a trial for a religion that regulates knighthood.
:neogaf

Fuuuck, read the last three reaction pages and was so eager to bring this up.

How many times do a knight and his squire bathe on the road by no-homo skinny dipping in some river? Bet some knights have their squires wash their dicks just because they can. Scene made no sense.


I'd been seeing headlines about a rape scene for the past couple days and only caught the episode now so maybe I was expecting a lot worse but it seemed relatively tame, or at least non-graphic.

Still, Sansa should've insisted Reek leave and won that small battle. Maybe then have the shot end on her face, silent and distant-eyed or something.
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Post by: Steve Contra on May 19, 2015, 06:58:53 PM
:lol contra i was just about to post something like that

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Going three to 4 was one of the biggest book disappointments ever. It dropped when I was 15, i was so excited for the new book :gladbron

You keep reading and reading and reading and you realize slowly that nothing's actually happening that's worth giving a fuck about. It's a 1000 page Westeros/Essos travelogue and by 80% through like everyone else who isn't a stan I was desperate for the smallest semblance of entertainment or something worth giving a fuck about :tocry

then 90 percent of the way through you realize, damn, i'm reading a wack book :( :( :( , hopefully this was just setting things up and the next one will be good :) . Maybe i missed some subtle stuff, or something interesting from previous books :)
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Yeah, PD can pretend that Martin has some 300 page ace up his sleeve to quickly fix two big unfinished books and set up the big finale but honestly we're nearing 5 years and Martin hasn't even done that.  At least going into the 6th one I won't have any hopes and I'm pleasantly surprised.

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I think the pit sums up the books the best way, there's lots of palace intrigue and scheming and boredom and suddenly a dragon comes down from the sky and we don't really need to worry about that anymore
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Dickie Dee on May 19, 2015, 07:08:10 PM
Also, does Littlefinger's scheme make a bit of sense? Was there any hint of secrecy around him bringing Sansa to Winterfell and the Boltons that I missed?

I got the impression he was openly marrying her off as her Step-Uncle (or whatever), her closest living paternal figure.
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Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 19, 2015, 07:12:41 PM
I enjoyed the first 3-4 seasons a deal better than the latest, so I guess I'll dig up my library card.
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Post by: Kara on May 19, 2015, 07:20:52 PM
AD&D
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Is more fun than this tiresome custom.
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Post by: studyguy on May 19, 2015, 07:21:40 PM
Also, does Littlefinger's scheme make a bit of sense? Was there any hint of secrecy around him bringing Sansa to Winterfell and the Boltons that I missed?

I got the impression he was openly marrying her off as her Step-Uncle (or whatever), her closest living paternal figure.

I found it more an easy contrivance to get him out of Winterfell in order to set up Sansa.
I guess it plays into Cersei being thrown a lifesaver in the middle of her quest to fuck up everything around her. I mean he did basically give her an army to supposedly 'command' should it come to that. All the same I don't think it was meaningful enough to see it as much beyond making Sansa vulnerable for the next setpiece shocker.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 19, 2015, 07:22:37 PM
PD defending books 4&5:

(http://static1.972mag.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/08/Iraqi-Information-Minister.jpeg)

Walrus Martin stanning in general:

(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/herp-derp-26.jpg?w=500&h=700)
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 19, 2015, 08:32:50 PM
Also, does Littlefinger's scheme make a bit of sense? Was there any hint of secrecy around him bringing Sansa to Winterfell and the Boltons that I missed?

I got the impression he was openly marrying her off as her Step-Uncle (or whatever), her closest living paternal figure.
Actually I think it does.
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Littlefinger wants to not just be in charge of the vale he wants the north.
Littlefinger can't have the north. The Boltons have taken it.
Littlefinger can't go and take it over. Even if he succeeds the crown can claim he's a usurper.
Littlefinger needs to have a reason to go and take it over.
Littlefinger knows that if Sansa is involved Cersei is dumb enough to give him whatever he wants.
Littlefinger leaves Sansa there to get info on the Boltons, see their strength while giving him an excuse to go to go Cersei and be made warden of the north.
After the battle between the Boltons and Stannis he goes in and takes over with the crown's approval

The only thing is, this only works if all he wants is to be warden of the north, he wants everything. He would hold the vale and the north. He could use Sansa to rally the north then take over Castly Rock (I mean who's there now?). But then why go through all this then? Cersei will demand Sansa be killed. And that would put Littlefinger's plot to an end after he was warden of the north.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Bebpo on May 19, 2015, 08:38:54 PM
So I never get around to watching these seasons until later, but since I've read the books I read all the discussion and get a feel for the eps.  Sounds like this Season is pretty sucky, I might just go for the internet message board discussion version over actually watching it.  The discussion is really entertaining!

:lol contra i was just about to post something like that

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Going three to 4 was one of the biggest book disappointments ever. It dropped when I was 15, i was so excited for the new book :gladbron

You keep reading and reading and reading and you realize slowly that nothing's actually happening that's worth giving a fuck about. It's a 1000 page Westeros/Essos travelogue and by 80% through like everyone else who isn't a stan I was desperate for the smallest semblance of entertainment or something worth giving a fuck about :tocry

then 90 percent of the way through you realize, damn, i'm reading a wack book :( :( :( , hopefully this was just setting things up and the next one will be good :) . Maybe i missed some subtle stuff, or something interesting from previous books :)
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Yeah, PD can pretend that Martin has some 300 page ace up his sleeve to quickly fix two big unfinished books and set up the big finale but honestly we're nearing 5 years and Martin hasn't even done that.  At least going into the 6th one I won't have any hopes and I'm pleasantly surprised.

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I think the pit sums up the books the best way, there's lots of palace intrigue and scheming and boredom and suddenly a dragon comes down from the sky and we don't really need to worry about that anymore
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I liked books 4 & 5, but not enough to spend time defending them much.  I just like the characters and Martin's writing style.  So even just watching Jaime walk around and talk to himself or Tyrion doing the same is quite enjoyable for me.  Only things I didn't like in the books were all the fake death cliffhanger chapter endings and Dany, but I never liked anything Dany after the House of the Undying.  She's a shit character and the show has made my impression of her even worse because Clarke makes her even more awful with that cringe-worthy acting.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Dickie Dee on May 19, 2015, 08:45:51 PM
Also, does Littlefinger's scheme make a bit of sense? Was there any hint of secrecy around him bringing Sansa to Winterfell and the Boltons that I missed?

I got the impression he was openly marrying her off as her Step-Uncle (or whatever), her closest living paternal figure.
Actually I think it does.
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Littlefinger wants to not just be in charge of the vale he wants the north.
Littlefinger can't have the north. The Boltons have taken it.
Littlefinger can't go and take it over. Even if he succeeds the crown can claim he's a usurper.
Littlefinger needs to have a reason to go and take it over.
Littlefinger knows that if Sansa is involved Cersei is dumb enough to give him whatever he wants.
Littlefinger leaves Sansa there to get info on the Boltons, see their strength while giving him an excuse to go to go Cersei and be made warden of the north.
After the battle between the Boltons and Stannis he goes in and takes over with the crown's approval

The only thing is, this only works if all he wants is to be warden of the north, he wants everything. He would hold the vale and the north. He could use Sansa to rally the north then take over Castly Rock (I mean who's there now?). But then why go through all this then? Cersei will demand Sansa be killed. And that would put Littlefinger's plot to an end after he was warden of the north.
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But word of Littlefinger giving Sansa over to the Boltons would/should reach Kings Landing, Cersei would/should have him killed
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 19, 2015, 08:49:05 PM
Also, does Littlefinger's scheme make a bit of sense? Was there any hint of secrecy around him bringing Sansa to Winterfell and the Boltons that I missed?

I got the impression he was openly marrying her off as her Step-Uncle (or whatever), her closest living paternal figure.
Actually I think it does.
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Littlefinger wants to not just be in charge of the vale he wants the north.
Littlefinger can't have the north. The Boltons have taken it.
Littlefinger can't go and take it over. Even if he succeeds the crown can claim he's a usurper.
Littlefinger needs to have a reason to go and take it over.
Littlefinger knows that if Sansa is involved Cersei is dumb enough to give him whatever he wants.
Littlefinger leaves Sansa there to get info on the Boltons, see their strength while giving him an excuse to go to go Cersei and be made warden of the north.
After the battle between the Boltons and Stannis he goes in and takes over with the crown's approval

The only thing is, this only works if all he wants is to be warden of the north, he wants everything. He would hold the vale and the north. He could use Sansa to rally the north then take over Castly Rock (I mean who's there now?). But then why go through all this then? Cersei will demand Sansa be killed. And that would put Littlefinger's plot to an end after he was warden of the north.
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But word of Littlefinger giving Sansa over to the Boltons would/should reach Kings Landing, Cersei would/should have him killed
That's a risk he takes. But a reasonable one in that he can be pretty sure that any witnesses wont be able to get to King's landing before him or if there were they'd be Boltons and Cersei's not going to trust them after Littlefinger got to her.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 19, 2015, 09:07:54 PM
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What sucks is when you realize halfway through book four that all the AMAZING SHIT that goes down in the latter half of book three was just Martin pulling the wool over your eyes brilliantly.  There's clearly no direct route he had planned to get from building the finale, he was just making it up as he went along.  All the people who died, the big plans, a mystery character brought in at the end, it's all just kind thrown in there. There's some good stuff in the books for sure, but they're a huge letdown from the first three.
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Which mystery character are you referring to?

I didn't get that impression at all. In fact many of the big events in the third book are either foreshadowed or outright prophesied in the second book - Dany sees the Red Wedding in the House Of The Undying, Patchface sings about it in the same book, and even Theon has a dream about it. That all happens in the second book. Likewise you've got Aegon in the House Of The Undying visions as well.

We can argue over book quality but if there's one thing I don't think is fair at all, it's the assertion that these things were just being made up on a whim. I can't think of many huge events off the top of my head that didn't have any groundwork leading up to it.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Bebpo on May 19, 2015, 09:13:18 PM
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What sucks is when you realize halfway through book four that all the AMAZING SHIT that goes down in the latter half of book three was just Martin pulling the wool over your eyes brilliantly.  There's clearly no direct route he had planned to get from building the finale, he was just making it up as he went along.  All the people who died, the big plans, a mystery character brought in at the end, it's all just kind thrown in there. There's some good stuff in the books for sure, but they're a huge letdown from the first three.
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Which mystery character are you referring to?

I didn't get that impression at all. In fact many of the big events in the third book are either foreshadowed or outright prophesied in the second book - Dany sees the Red Wedding in the House Of The Undying, Patchface sings about it in the same book, and even Theon has a dream about it. That all happens in the second book. Likewise you've got Aegon in the House Of The Undying visions as well.

We can argue over book quality but if there's one thing I don't think is fair at all, it's the assertion that these things were just being made up on a whim. I can't think of many huge events off the top of my head that didn't have any groundwork leading up to it.
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I think he means Stoneheart. 

I actually liked all the foreshadowing Martin does.  Like I remember hearing about Stannis in Book 1 and thinking he's gonna be real important latter.  They gave a good impression and built him up well before he even appeared in Book 2.  Likewise, they built up Mance Rayder through rumours and stuff from the start and same with Ramsay.  I loved how they start talking about this psycho crazy bastard of Bolton through rumors in either book 1 or book 2 and slowly and slowly you keep hearing more about him and getting a picture painted and then surprise Reek turns out to be him and it becomes a huge arc that eventually takes the place of the Lannisters in Book 4/5.  I feel like a lot of the stuff in book 4/5 was built up earlier in the series and it's a nice payoff seeing it play out.  I think Book 6 is gonna be a lot of payoff, so definitely pretty excited for that whenever it gets a release date.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Himu on May 19, 2015, 09:48:24 PM
Gotta say, with how much the show has been irking me lately, I'd been considering reading the books just to see if they're any better than show, as I've heard it's gone pretty far off the rails in relation to the books lately. The talk about the books on the last couple pages makes me feel like I won't like them any better than the show though. Worth a shot? How many books in til they get lame?

The problem with the ASOIAF troll train is that they often paint the books as not worth reading. Not true. The first three books are fantastic and perfect compliments to the show. The books delve into places the show only hinted at. The books contain a vast world and myriad of characters with different viewpoints and struggles and despite all of this remains coherent. Book three, A Storm of Swords, is one of the best fantasy novels I've ever read. The problem is books 4 and 5, which really aren't terrible. They have their problems, the biggest of which being pacing, but they also have entire sections where you just can't put the book down. So I think calling them terrible is more than harsh, despite their very glaring flaws, and I think from a fan perspective, they're still worth reading due to hose very good moments. And, honestly, I'm not sure why anyone would expect more of the same after the complete blood bath that was ASOS.

Read the books if you want fuller, more in-depth story that isn't full of bad characterization of the sake of shock value. That's not to say the books don't have their moments with being hamfisted, but they do it much less. Want to know the history behind every location? Want to know who Jon Snow's parents are without being rendered into confusion (I'm fully expecting "who the hell is that?" When its revealed on the show) because the show couldn't be assed to develop the backstory or history? Want to know what the characters are thinking and their motivations? Read the books. The show is like ASOIAF Sparknotes in how it treats a lot of the story, but that should be a reasonable expectation due to the limitations of different medium adaptation.

The books and show aren't either/or. They are natural compliments. I think enjoying the show will help you enjoy the books more, and possibly, vice versa.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 19, 2015, 09:52:19 PM
Gotta say, with how much the show has been irking me lately, I'd been considering reading the books just to see if they're any better than show, as I've heard it's gone pretty far off the rails in relation to the books lately. The talk about the books on the last couple pages makes me feel like I won't like them any better than the show though. Worth a shot? How many books in til they get lame?

The problem with the ASOIAF troll train is that they often paint the books as not worth reading. Not true. The first three books are fantastic and perfect compliments to the show. The books delve into places the show only hinted at. The books contain a vast world and myriad of characters with different viewpoints and struggles and despite all of this remains coherent. Book three, A Storm of Swords, is one of the best fantasy novels I've ever read. The problem is books 4 and 5, which really aren't terrible. They have their problems, the biggest of which being pacing, but they also have entire sections where you just can't put the book down. So I think calling them terrible is more than harsh, despite their very glaring flaws, and I think from a fan perspective, they're still worth reading due to hose very good moments. And, honestly, I'm not sure why anyone would expect more of the same after the complete blood bath that was ASOS.

Read the books if you want fuller, more in-depth story that isn't full of bad characterization of the sake of shock value. That's not to say the books don't have their moments with being hamfisted, but they do it much less. Want to know the history behind every location? Want to know who Jon Snow's parents are without being rendered into confusion (I'm fully expecting "who the hell is that?" When its revealed on the show) because the show couldn't be assed to develop the backstory or history? Want to know what the characters are thinking and their motivations? Read the books. The show is like ASOIAF Sparknotes in how it treats a lot of the story, but that should be a reasonable expectation due to the limitations of different medium adaptation.

The books and show aren't either/or. They are natural compliments. I think enjoying the show will help you enjoy the books more, and possibly, vice versa.

The bolded is what I was hoping to hear. I like the show well enough, but there are some flimsy aspects I've always wondered if weren't handled better in the books.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Himu on May 19, 2015, 09:59:52 PM
There are multiple. Season 2 being a great example. Dany is barely A Clash of Kings so the show, due to actor contracts, had to insert her into the season and stretch her story more than what it was. Her sections in the book are also AWESOME, which is a stark contrast to her time in season 2 by virtue of being limited to TV. The house of Undying would have a tremendous budget to be pulled off right, for example.

Another example is Jon Snow. Jon Snow is my favorite character and his sections in ACOK are amazing, but in a visual medium like TV, expensive in terms of budget. (Lots of cg required, scaling dangerous mountains;etc).

Last season, one of my favorite characters, Oberyn, was reduced to his character literally just being bi. The show takes liberties with a lot of characters it deems as shock, extrapolates those features.

The show is much less consistent If we are talking about quality, by pure virtue of the medium, low episode count, and the budget that would be required to pull it all off.

Basically, read the books.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: StealthFan on May 19, 2015, 10:04:56 PM
I watch adaptations so I don't have to read :smug
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 19, 2015, 10:14:02 PM
The first 3 books are really, really good genre fiction.

The 4th and 5th books are plodding, uneven messes with more boring points than worthwhile ones. Keep spinning, tho.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Himu on May 19, 2015, 10:15:39 PM
I don't think I'm spinning considering I have fully acknowledged their flaws. I've never made the argument AFFC and DWD were perfect. They aren't, but I still think they're worth reading. You could read much worse.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 19, 2015, 10:19:13 PM
Eh, yeah you're right, you did.

One thing I'll say, though- they did a bunch of

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R&L=J seed planting on the show this season... which you might not have noticed if you (as I suspect) haven't been watching the show this season.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Himu on May 19, 2015, 10:20:55 PM
I haven't watched this season yet beyond the first episodes and some snippets. I'm waiting for it to end to marathon that bitch. Fuck waiting week to week. :yeshrug Netflix has spoiled me.

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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 19, 2015, 10:22:35 PM
I feel that for sure. Marathoned all of Daredevil in one night.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Himu on May 19, 2015, 10:26:04 PM
Also as for your point

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I bet you most show only watchers still really don't know who Raegar is
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Show only watchers: do you know who Raegar is? Don't look him up, just do you know who he is?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 19, 2015, 10:27:08 PM
I still think AFFC has Martin's best prose. The evocative introduction to Dorne, Jaime's vigil over his father's body, Septon Meribald's monologue about broken men...just some really good stuff. It's not a book of major events or plots coming to a climax but it's full of great dialogue.

"Egg, I dreamed I was old."
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 19, 2015, 10:29:43 PM
I still think AFFC has Martin's best prose. The evocative introduction to Dorne, Jaime's vigil over his father's body, Septon Meribald's monologue about broken men...just some really good stuff. It's not a book of major events or plots coming to a climax but it's full of great dialogue.

"Egg, I dreamed I was old."
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8 years ago, you thought Harry Potter was high literature.

:ufup
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Himu on May 19, 2015, 10:31:17 PM
AFFC

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cersei's maegi vision, walk of shame, Jaime throwing her letter in the fire
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:lawd

People say Tyrion has the best character arc, but for my money it's Jaime. Have no idea what's going on with the show and him lately. When Andrex said Jaime's story was boring I literally raised my eyebrow.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 19, 2015, 10:32:33 PM
AFFC

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:lawd

People say Tyrion has the best character arc, but for my money it's Jaime. Have no idea what's going on with the show and him lately. When Andrex said Jaime's story was boring I literally raised my eyebrow.

...it's bad. And when I say it's bad, you know it's bad. Jaime also has probably my favorite book story arc. Show this season tho...

 :kobeyuck
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Himu on May 19, 2015, 10:34:31 PM
:what

They were handed that arc on a silver platter. What they do? Why is he in Dorne?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 19, 2015, 10:36:27 PM
:what

They were handed that arc on a silver platter. What they do? Why is he in Dorne?

Jaime is going to Dorne to rescue Myrcella with Bronn. He's an idiot that's still pining for Cersei on the show as far as anyone can tell.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: bluemax on May 19, 2015, 10:40:59 PM
We'll see. I'm not expecting a Wheel Of Time type situation. Most readers are familiar with the struggles Martin had with those two books; he basically had to re-write a 1000 page book. With that structural problem solved it should be smoother sailing, narrative wise. My only concern is whether he can wrap it up in seven books. He says he'll be busy killing people off so we'll see, I guess.

I see it as essentially having the same issue. The show isn't perfect, but some portions of it have encapsulated the winding narratives of the last two books better than Martin had with less to say had it been translated to a book. I'm not a fan of overwrought narratives, the last two books definitely suffer it much in the same way Jordan did since his editor and wife never told the dude no. idk who the fuck GRRM's editor is but I'm not fond of them either atm. I don't care if your narrative piece has a million loose ends leading to a grand finale, you're already going so many directions within a set number of books and nothing is proving to me that you can lock it up. Maybe he'll prove me wrong, maybe he'll finish every side narrative with a neat bow. I doubt the fuck out of it though, he's not as godly a writer as his stans make him out to be by a long shot.

Now that I think about it brehs, wasn't the trial scene nearly as dumb too? A squire dresses his knight, which means a squire would no doubt see his knight nude at some point or another. Hell the show touched on this earlier with Podrick removing Brienne's armor. So why would a squire knowing intimate details of his knight's body be slam dunk evidence in a trial? Especially a trial for a religion that regulates knighthood.
:neogaf

Yes to all of that. Which is why most people are harping on that trial too. Margery got put in, not for being so suspect that she couldn't be trusted to sire a true heir, but rather cause she lied to some fucking cacs who got their shit in a bunch over her lying about her gay brother. It's all dumb and the proof was weak af.

Jordan's wife and publisher wanted him to keep the series going as long as possible because the $$$. I think GURM is just lazier and since he's making so much money no one in his camp is pushing him to finish the book. Now that he's sold the TV rights there's really no point in finishing the books. He won't be getting any more popular than he is currently, and once the TV show is over most of his new fanbase will move on to the next big thing.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Himu on May 19, 2015, 10:42:27 PM
:what

They were handed that arc on a silver platter. What they do? Why is he in Dorne?

Jaime is going to Dorne to rescue Myrcella with Bronn. He's an idiot that's still pining for Cersei on the show as far as anyone can tell.

:lol why even change this?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on May 19, 2015, 10:44:17 PM
Show only watchers: do you know who Raegar is? Don't look him up, just do you know who he is?

Ya, but I've probably looked him up sometime in the past lol.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: bluemax on May 19, 2015, 10:47:49 PM
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What sucks is when you realize halfway through book four that all the AMAZING SHIT that goes down in the latter half of book three was just Martin pulling the wool over your eyes brilliantly.  There's clearly no direct route he had planned to get from building the finale, he was just making it up as he went along.  All the people who died, the big plans, a mystery character brought in at the end, it's all just kind thrown in there. There's some good stuff in the books for sure, but they're a huge letdown from the first three.
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Which mystery character are you referring to?

I didn't get that impression at all. In fact many of the big events in the third book are either foreshadowed or outright prophesied in the second book - Dany sees the Red Wedding in the House Of The Undying, Patchface sings about it in the same book, and even Theon has a dream about it. That all happens in the second book. Likewise you've got Aegon in the House Of The Undying visions as well.

We can argue over book quality but if there's one thing I don't think is fair at all, it's the assertion that these things were just being made up on a whim. I can't think of many huge events off the top of my head that didn't have any groundwork leading up to it.
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I think he means Stoneheart. 

I actually liked all the foreshadowing Martin does.  Like I remember hearing about Stannis in Book 1 and thinking he's gonna be real important latter.  They gave a good impression and built him up well before he even appeared in Book 2.  Likewise, they built up Mance Rayder through rumours and stuff from the start and same with Ramsay.  I loved how they start talking about this psycho crazy bastard of Bolton through rumors in either book 1 or book 2 and slowly and slowly you keep hearing more about him and getting a picture painted and then surprise Reek turns out to be him and it becomes a huge arc that eventually takes the place of the Lannisters in Book 4/5.  I feel like a lot of the stuff in book 4/5 was built up earlier in the series and it's a nice payoff seeing it play out.  I think Book 6 is gonna be a lot of payoff, so definitely pretty excited for that whenever it gets a release date.
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His foreshadowing is so fucking hamfisted and obvious. There's nothing subtle about what he does in the first 3 books.

"I'm not dead yet mother!"
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 20, 2015, 12:24:39 AM
genre fiction.

Genre is a myth.

 :gurl
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Bebpo on May 20, 2015, 01:51:28 AM
AFFC was great.

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If you cut out Brienne's arc which is pretty boring, what's left is:

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Cersei arc (Margery competition = yawn, but Tower part half is great), Jaime arc (great), Ironborn arc (great)
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I think AFFC is pretty great, but a lot of the book is Brienne walking around fleshing out the world post-war of the Five Kings, not much plot happening there, just background fleshing out.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Bebpo on May 20, 2015, 02:40:02 AM
Oh yeah, I forgot Dorne was in Book 4, Dorne was great in the books.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Himu on May 20, 2015, 02:57:47 AM
Cersei plot in AFFC fucking owns. Bebpo you cray.
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Post by: Bebpo on May 20, 2015, 04:07:51 AM
Cersei plot in AFFC fucking owns. Bebpo you cray.

The Margery jealousy stuff was really drawn out and lame.  The rest is great yeah.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Dickie Dee on May 20, 2015, 08:35:15 AM
Being inside Cersei's head was some of the best dark comedy in the entire series.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Himu on May 20, 2015, 09:48:48 AM
Cersei plot in AFFC fucking owns. Bebpo you cray.

The Margery jealousy stuff was really drawn out and lame.  The rest is great yeah.

Naw. Cersei and Margy is :bow Cersei's insanity :lol
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Post by: Dickie Dee on May 20, 2015, 01:11:52 PM
*sniffs and tugs on braid*
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on May 20, 2015, 01:15:30 PM
I don't agree with all of this post but fanboys should pay attention to this:

If anything, Book IV and V of SoI&F have a lot in common with the meandering nature of say, Book VII or VIII of Wheel of Time.


I'd been thinking similar when i was reading through AffC and ADWD; a lot of the same tedium that stans defended in Lord of Chaos -> Path of Daggers.

it's 'worldbuilding', isn't it though? :heh

Worldbuilding with no discernible plot progression is some bullshit tho.
If you want that kind of shit, go read some Malazan Gardens of the Moon and wank over the 'incredible world building' Erikson does at the expense of literally everything else that only the most autistic fantasy stans can appreciate. :pacspit

Fuck all that.
Shit reads exactly how you'd expect an archaeologist to write, boring.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 20, 2015, 01:24:24 PM
I agree with JD, which means you know the end is extremely fucking nigh. First 3 WoT books are pretty good, and AFfC and ADWD FOR SURE have a lot more in common with latter, meandering WoT books than the first three in the ASoIaF series.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Himu on May 20, 2015, 01:24:37 PM
This is exactly why Shenmue should never be finished. :rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Contra on May 20, 2015, 01:25:37 PM
Martin fucked up books 4 and 5 so badly I'm being forced to agree with Jaydubya :beli
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 20, 2015, 01:26:03 PM
Don't talk shit about the Malazan series.

:ufup

He starts in media res on purpose. The series really rewards paying attention and re-reading at least once, and most importantly HE FUCKING FINISHED 10 BOOKS IN THE SERIES IN THE TIME IT BASICALLY TAKES MARTIN TO WRITE TWO.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Himu on May 20, 2015, 01:27:12 PM
What are some good fantasy books for me to read if love the first three ASOIAF books?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on May 20, 2015, 01:35:19 PM
If you want something closer to the low fantasy style of ASOIF then read shit like Black Company. That's sufficiently low fantasy with bouts of magic here and there. Everyone's an asshole too so there you go. I'm also partial to the First Law trilogy as well. Has that political maneuvering, adventuring, people getting fucked and all the horseshit you expect with less characters and a story that gets to the point.

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Post by: Kara on May 20, 2015, 01:37:14 PM
JayDub's impressive knowledge of nerd things forcing supplication from long-time foes. :bow2
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2015, 01:44:25 PM
What are some good fantasy books for me to read if love the first three ASOIAF books?

So let's see, you want dark fantasy novels in a crapsack world where the bad guys always seem to win?

Prince of Nothing comes to mind immediately.

Bad guys wining isn't that important to me.

Things I love about ASOIAF:

- Almost every location has a rich history.
- All the history: the families, the crests, their pasts and how they connect
- The fact it feels like a connected world. I never got that from say, Lord of the Rings.
- Every country and territory has its own history, religion. I love how religion comes to plan in these books, and how each territory treats it. Like, I'm fascinated that the north Gods have power in the north, because that's where the white trees are and they can see, but all the trees were cut down in the south, so the Gods don't have power there. That's one of my favorite fucking things about ASOIAF.
- Further, I love how the Gods are actually real, but it's never overt. Like, burning bushes and shit. Misandre has visions but little else. I love that the Red God has actual power, and it's not bullshit. More than that, I love that ALL of the religions are steeped in a relative truth, and it's not just bullshit.
- I love how the story initially has little to no magic, but slowly over time, it starts to envelope the world after the dragons are born.
- I love the politics.
- I love the multiple viewpoints and how each side is represented, but further, I love how the story also shows how the cruel reality that wars back then and even now, are mostly just the powers at top flexing their muscle, and the people that suffer the most are the common people. Arya's viewpoint of the common people and their fates is fucking awesome, and really refreshing for fantasy which typically is about grand sweeping magic and being ABOVE normal. It's refreshing to see fantasy depict what happens to normal people in a world that is ever increasingly becoming anything but.

I just love the general spins on traditional fantasy in general.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 20, 2015, 01:44:40 PM
What are some good fantasy books for me to read if love the first three ASOIAF books?

If you haven't read The Name of the Wind and (to a lesser extent) The Wise Man's Fear, you're really missing out.
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Post by: studyguy on May 20, 2015, 01:47:37 PM
Plus one for The First Law trilogy, though I still need to buy and trad the third...

The final book of the First Law is fucking dope. Like I was sorta okay on most of it but shit that book ends on a high note.
Three books, decent length. Plenty of everything that is in ASOIF just shorter and more directed.









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EVERYTHING ELSE JOE AMBERCROMBIE WRITES IS SORTA SHIT THO
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 20, 2015, 02:01:31 PM
What are some good fantasy books for me to read if love the first three ASOIAF books?

The Book Of The New Sun. Gene Wolfe is the best writer mentioned in this thread.
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Post by: Steve Contra on May 20, 2015, 02:02:16 PM
*sniffs and tugs on braid*
(http://i.imgur.com/wCs9S.jpg)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/99a557eb94ebf70c7e76027a02a01e40/tumblr_inline_n210isA1Cu1rzgi35.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/6f78652576fe3f144195f89a48d62e4f/tumblr_inline_n210g97NZ01rzgi35.png)
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Post by: studyguy on May 20, 2015, 02:03:18 PM
Not enough clenched fist or teeth tho on that list.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on May 20, 2015, 02:06:32 PM
Martin and Jordan might have in common losing the plot, unfocused narrative, side character-creep, etc. but the main difference is that Martin never actually a became shitty writer. Pick a random page from GoT and AFfC and you probably couldn't tell the difference.

Along with everything else, Jordan's prose went in the shitter.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 20, 2015, 02:07:31 PM
Let me get this straight: are people here saying the first three WoT books are better than the first three ASOIAF books.
(http://i.imgur.com/xZQ0CVn.gif)

and I actually like the beginning of WoT, I'm not throwing shots. But come on.
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Post by: studyguy on May 20, 2015, 02:14:47 PM
Eye of the World is pretty fucking hard to beat tbh.
That's honestly as good a start as any fantasy title I've read, whether it matches up 1:1 with ASOIF's first book is up to the person reading. 

Also yeah, the arc seems oddly familiar in terms of quality, but whatever.
Books 4-5 are trash, in retrospect everyone's going to agree with the sentiment that it's the shit leg of the series once it's done.
Assuming he doesn't somehow shit the bed in closing the story. If Jordan could wrap it up after the slog that was the middle of WoT I have faith GRRM prob can too.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 20, 2015, 02:41:52 PM
Haven't finished WoT but I've really heard mixed stuff on Sanderson's finish. Some really like it and felt he greatly improved the series, others hated it, etc.

My brother has been demanding I start The Stormlight Archive asap, I'll have to get on that I guess. Not a fan of his take on magic, and I've heard the Stormlight book take that shit to the nth level of pewpewpew.
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Post by: Rufus on May 20, 2015, 02:48:39 PM
What are some good fantasy books for me to read if love the first three ASOIAF books?

If you haven't read The Name of the Wind and (to a lesser extent) The Wise Man's Fear, you're really missing out.
Unless you can't stand young adult literature and incredibly Gary Stu main characters.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 20, 2015, 03:06:40 PM
Someone send me The Book of the New Sun in epub format, please and thank you
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 20, 2015, 03:38:55 PM
I can respect that view. If you're into high fantasy moreso than "grimdark" or whatever you want to call ASOIAF/The Black Company/etc then WoT will appeal to you more. But I definitely feel like ASOIAF is superior in terms of characterization and writing.
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Post by: studyguy on May 20, 2015, 03:45:51 PM
I certainly liked reading the first three Wheel of Time books better than I liked reading the first three Song of Ice and Fire books.

Wheel of Time is heroic journey / high fantasy.  That's more my cup of tea than dark and crapsack with a healthy portion of Machiavellian antics.

I would recommend either series.  Both series do eventually go off the rails, and I would warn folks of that fact beforehand.

You can take the first three Wheel books as a standalone trilogy and they'd still be a good story with clear acts and a resolution.

When I was done reading the first 3 Song books, I was just struck by how we had a lot of dead Lannisters and Starks and very little movement towards the ice monster necromancy problem.

You could make damn good fantasy action films out of Wheel of Time,  and I hope that happens someday.

Not while the current dudes have the rights breh.
Whoever owns the rights did it like real, REAL dirty releasing this POS. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvNYIEN1vIg)

 :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck

Billy Zane must have hit real hard times
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7ZOCCEuROPk/hqdefault.jpg)
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Post by: Dickie Dee on May 20, 2015, 03:47:55 PM
Someone send me The Book of the New Sun in epub format, please and thank you

I read the first one and just didn't get it, like I know it's supposed to be great but it wasn't connecting in any way.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 20, 2015, 04:37:13 PM
Your prose isn't bad either, Walrus-san.
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Post by: studyguy on May 20, 2015, 05:57:47 PM
Fuck there's going to be more Dorne on Sunday and in the rest of this season.
:snoop
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 20, 2015, 05:59:45 PM
Fuck there's going to be more Dorne on Sunday and in the rest of this season.
:snoop

Maybe it will get better!

...it's not gonna get any better.

:fbm
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 20, 2015, 06:04:04 PM
Hey, I was hoping that one sandsnake girl will tell us who she is again. I keep forgetting.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 20, 2015, 06:06:08 PM
I just saw a bit of an interview where one of them says she trained for the fight choreography for over two weeks.
:heh

Nolan-esque fight choreography failures.
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Post by: studyguy on May 20, 2015, 06:10:56 PM
I just saw a bit of an interview where one of them says she trained for the fight choreography for over two weeks.
:heh

Nolan-esque fight choreography failures.

All the fights so far this season have been :trash
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Post by: Tasty on May 20, 2015, 06:20:40 PM
Sandskanks need to calm their tits.
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Post by: bluemax on May 20, 2015, 10:38:32 PM
I certainly liked reading the first three Wheel of Time books better than I liked reading the first three Song of Ice and Fire books.

Wheel of Time is heroic journey / high fantasy.  That's more my cup of tea than dark and crapsack with a healthy portion of Machiavellian antics.

I would recommend either series.  Both series do eventually go off the rails, and I would warn folks of that fact beforehand.

You can take the first three Wheel books as a standalone trilogy and they'd still be a good story with clear acts and a resolution.

When I was done reading the first 3 Song books, I was just struck by how we had a lot of dead Lannisters and Starks and very little movement towards the ice monster necromancy problem.

You could make damn good fantasy action films out of Wheel of Time,  and I hope that happens someday.

Well the first book of WoT is basically a straight up rip off of the first Lord of the Rings book, so there is that.

Only later did Robert Jordan branch off and explore his fascination with braids.

*sniffs and tugs on braid*
(http://i.imgur.com/wCs9S.jpg)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/99a557eb94ebf70c7e76027a02a01e40/tumblr_inline_n210isA1Cu1rzgi35.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/6f78652576fe3f144195f89a48d62e4f/tumblr_inline_n210g97NZ01rzgi35.png)

I used to have a link to a google doc with something like this for ASOIAF but it was mostly showing how GURM had fallen in love with certain dumb phrases or stupid made up words like nuncle.

Found it: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Azm03TR7IILviMlypYZ_nIARzp7lISzf9EC7yNzOD4w/edit?hl=en_US but I guess you need permission to see how he went from never using the word whilst to using it hundreds of times in book 4. Or how he upped the number of instances of the word cunt as he went along. Or you can view the forum I found it on: http://www.iswintercoming.com/the-grossening-of-asoiaf-t411-30.html
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Post by: fizzel on May 21, 2015, 03:00:06 AM
This show has gone down the shitter faster than HMS Hood. All it needs now is a guest appearance from Kevin Sorbo. How a program can go from the battle of blackwater, the wall and that big bitch brienne twatting the hound... To the sandsloots and castrati i'll never know.

As for the rape; aye, shit is just torture porn at this point. something for GAFFers with sansa avatars to tug one out to.
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 21, 2015, 10:27:32 AM
I remember reading the first 4 books of Jordan's series.
Or was it 5 books? I got the part where the guy is all emo because of his power and all that and I was like "No thanks."
Honestly, I do have interest in going back and possibly seeing what happens. I loved the first book, it was wonderful the next two were less so. The 4th or 5th, no way.
But while I'd like to get into it again, I don't know if I really have the desire to go through the bad books to get to the good ones.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 21, 2015, 10:40:28 AM
The Gormenghast books are very good, for those into fantasy shit with scheming and plotting.
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Post by: studyguy on May 21, 2015, 11:05:39 AM
WoT in essence is all light on prose heavy on descriptive text the same way Tolkien does. I blame the the times for just how it worked out initially. Dude should have had his wife on his back earlier, but the the same, prose in WoT is pretty shit. Then again so was the Tolkien prose which is why people were critical of his work too, but he still has solid books nonetheless. I just take it as some writers excel in certain ways better than others. Of the current crop Sanderson does fantastically in describing action sequences, but his shit feels like it's almost a fucking young adult book. Personally I've grown fond of Brian McCellan's Powder Mage series. That dude's doing solid work. Fleshed out characterizations, a vivid world, low fantasy but there's like an industrial boom of tech going on so while magic has its place it isn't the end all.

I like that series quite a bit though only on the second book.
Also too much discussion about non-ASOIF going on in here.
Lets get back on topic




My name is Obama Sand.
:obama
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Post by: Dickie Dee on May 21, 2015, 03:24:28 PM
I held on to WoT way longer than most did, but one book just broke me. I forget which one it was, but it started out with a couple hundred pages of no-name female :ferengi characters sitting around each patting themselves on the back cause the just calmly proved they were the biggest alpha bitch in the camp. The plot being moved forward during this was them talking about a bowl. Some of the main characters drop in and out and do absolutely nothing for about another 500 pages. Then in the last chapter outtanowhwere Rand does something pretty pivotal to the series and I guess sorta cool

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when he cleanses the Taint :teehee
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Post by: El Babua on May 21, 2015, 06:38:44 PM
WoT in essence is all light on prose heavy on descriptive text the same way Tolkien does. I blame the the times for just how it worked out initially. Dude should have had his wife on his back earlier, but the the same, prose in WoT is pretty shit. Then again so was the Tolkien prose which is why people were critical of his work too, but he still has solid books nonetheless. I just take it as some writers excel in certain ways better than others. Of the current crop Sanderson does fantastically in describing action sequences, but his shit feels like it's almost a fucking young adult book. Personally I've grown fond of Brian McCellan's Powder Mage series. That dude's doing solid work. Fleshed out characterizations, a vivid world, low fantasy but there's like an industrial boom of tech going on so while magic has its place it isn't the end all.

I found Tolkein's prose to be better than Martin's in most instances. Agree with ya on the rest.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 21, 2015, 06:41:00 PM
I held on to WoT way longer than most did, but one book just broke me. I forget which one it was, but it started out with a couple hundred pages of no-name female :ferengi characters sitting around each patting themselves on the back cause the just calmly proved they were the biggest alpha bitch in the camp. The plot being moved forward during this was them talking about a bowl. Some of the main characters drop in and out and do absolutely nothing for about another 500 pages. Then in the last chapter outtanowhwere Rand does something pretty pivotal to the series and I guess sorta cool

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That's the last one I read, too.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 21, 2015, 10:02:12 PM
Please move this conversation to the other thread.
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Post by: dkdk on May 24, 2015, 10:14:29 PM
stupid ass Cersei  :lol
hope she stays in there for the rest of the show.
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Post by: Barraco Barner on May 24, 2015, 10:35:46 PM
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Post by: StealthFan on May 24, 2015, 11:37:58 PM
Garbage? Nah. Shit is finally heating up.
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Post by: studyguy on May 25, 2015, 01:26:00 AM
The fuck are they even doing in Dorne?
:heh

Sansa a victim again brehs
:heh

Convenient wolf saves the day
:heh

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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 25, 2015, 02:06:34 AM
Pretty good episode. Finally a return to actual intrigue and shadow politics instead of bullshit antics. I liked the heavy northern stuff at the beginning. Props to Alfie Allen for his great performances over the years, he really beings Reek to life.

Surprised at how they're slow walking the Jon stuff. BTW why isn't Ghost with Jon? I suppose he doesn't want to risk running into a warg in the wild.

And of course Stannis tha gawd. Not a fan of the changes to his army composition but whatever. I have a feeling I know where they're going story wise...and I hope I'm wrong.

King's Landing stuff was cool, although I do feel like they've made the Sparrows rather one note and fanatical. But obviously it's not like the show has the time to really go over that stuff. Cersei's arrest was pretty abrupt but overall I don't have major complaints outside of that gratuitous Sand Snakes scene...
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Post by: studyguy on May 25, 2015, 02:12:27 AM
His wife is gonna end up burning his daughter or some shit. He's gonna end up getting pissed, fight and Brienne will enter the fray. Prob off fuck up Stannis somehow and accidentally shit everything up while Sansa bolts with Theon.

Meanwhile D&D finds more ways to force tits into Dorne.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 25, 2015, 02:39:47 AM
Yea that Dorne shit felt so...D&D. Sigh.

But hey, they got Tyrion to Dany which is an upgrade over the book, by far. I had no problem with Tyrion's journey but the timing of his arrival in Meereen was shitty IMO. If he has arrived halfway or even 3/4s through the book then that Dany arc would have been way better.
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Post by: Kara on May 25, 2015, 10:08:50 AM
Finally some fucking betrayalatons this episode. :rejoice Christ, I can't believe we were sucking the marrow out of Ma-Ma being jellie of her daughter-in-law for episodes upon episodes.
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 25, 2015, 11:58:48 AM
Tits were unnecessary,  but they were nice though
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 25, 2015, 12:06:39 PM
Episode was ok aside from the continued stupidity that is Dorne and the showrunners amazingly idiotic insistence at using rape, implied rape, and sexual assault as a plot device.

Worse, the past two episodes you could easily make the argument that the two incidents (Sansa and Gilly) weren't even used to develop THEIR characters, but to highlight the awfulness of what's happened to Theon/Reek and so Sam could lose his virginity.

Cersei finally getting her comeuppance tho

:lawd

The actor they cast to play the High Sparrow has done a great job.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 25, 2015, 12:09:50 PM
Getting Tyrion to Dany like this was great. I'd imagine everyone wanted or expected that to happen in ADWD. TV wise it will make Dany's arc more interesting in the show and provide her another adviser now that Barristan is gone.

This is definitely one of the few cases of the show improving the nom IMO. Hard to argue against this, Walrus.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 25, 2015, 12:11:52 PM
Tyrion and Dany's stuff in ADWD was so godawful that even these perpetual middle school aged showrunners have been able to improve on it

:jawalrus
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Post by: Kara on May 25, 2015, 12:43:56 PM
Tits were unnecessary,  but they were nice though

They were necessary to the biggest betrayalaton in the episode--Bronn betraying his sense of aesthetics to live. :bolo
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Post by: Tasty on May 26, 2015, 04:03:07 AM
I believe they said it was the prelims or whatever, not the "real" fighting pits.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 26, 2015, 09:26:06 AM
I believe they said it was the prelims or whatever, not the "real" fighting pits.

Yea it was like the NBA Eastern Conference Finals
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 26, 2015, 11:23:55 AM
Brehs, S6 casting info is out.
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-of-thrones-season-6-casting-has-begun-and-heres-the-list/

Gentlemen, what we have been waiting for:
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Pirate,  man in his 40’s to late 50’s. He’s “an infamous pirate who has terrorized seas all around the world. Cunning, ruthless, with a touch of madness.”

He’s a dangerous-looking man. A very good part this season.
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Contra :umad

also

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Father. Aged 50’s to 60’s, he’s one of the greatest soldiers in Westeros- a humorless martinet, severe and intimidating. He demands martial discipline in the field and in his home. It’s described as “a very good part” for next year and that he’s “centrally involved” in a protagonist’s storyline.
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ADWD/minor TWOW speculation
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Randyl Tarly no doubt. Will be interesting what he does in the show, given the changes. In the books I'd bet money that he'll betray the Tyrells and ally with fAegon/Connington early in TWOW. His comments in the epilogue really struck me as suspicious. And now he's leading a large army to confront Aegon. I think he'll want to parlay with Connington first, just to confirm he's actually Connington; they fought together during Robert's Rebellion. At that point I expect him to switch sides. That Golden Company comment about having "friends in the Reach" is probably about the Tarlys...
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Also the casting of the three young boys sounds like
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a flashback of Robert, Ned, and Benjen. Probably a scene of Robert meeting Lyanna for the first time?
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 26, 2015, 01:57:27 PM
OK, let's speculate on what happens between now and the season finale:
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Sansa
- gets Brienne to come help somehow.
- Sansa kills Walda Frey
- Theon snaps and kills Ramsay (dies in the process thereby redeeming his character in the typical D&D hamfisted way)
- Brienne kills Roose
- Bolton line is ended

Stannis:
- His wife kills his daughter
- Stannis kills wife
- Melisandre kills Stannis for his "kings blood"

Jon Snow:
- Goes to the wildlings. They wont follow. A White Walker attack convinces them otherwise.
- Jon gets in a fight with a white walker and kills it with Sam's Dragon glass
- Gets back to the Wall. Ends with being stabbed in the back

Sam:
- Runs away south with Gilly to take her to his dad

Arya:
Probably one more seen or her doing a few assassinations
Ends season with her going blind

Kelly C:
- Gets to the scene in the fighting pits
- Jorah dies trying to defend her (again redeeming his character in the typical D&D way)
- Tyrion goes into hiding
- Ends season with her being taken by Drogon

Varys:
- Dunno

Little Finger:
- Dunno

Jamie:
- Decides to stay in Dorne to bond with his daughter. Might conspire with Doran
- Bronn Stays in Dorne

Cersei:
- Has her walk of shame
- Saved by Robert Strong

Margery:
- Dunno
Bran:
Not seen

Rickon:
LOL

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Post by: Steve Contra on May 26, 2015, 02:35:04 PM
Best episode maybe all season?  Fixed what was probably the biggest problem with the books (Tyrion and Dany not really doing much), Jonathon Pryce killed it as usual, Stannis doing his thing.  Aemon :tocry  The one I part I had a huge problem was (book spoilers):

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In the books when Gilly and Sam finally get together it's such a sweet moment, Aemon has just died and Sam is bereft when the summer islanders tell him what's up. Instead we get an attempted rape :beli
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Post by: Steve Contra on May 26, 2015, 02:41:38 PM
Also from the casting descriptions:

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I bet they fold Victarion and Euron into a single character.  Named Euron Crow's Eye of course
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 26, 2015, 02:49:53 PM
"Egg, I dreamed I was old"
:tocry

BTW if you guys haven't checked out the Dunk & Egg novellas do so. Really cool take on classic fantasy with a stripped down, more personal story. They're hard to (legally) find and luckily a compilation book is coming out soonish.
http://www.amazon.com/Knight-Seven-Kingdoms-Song-Fire/dp/0345533488
(I wish they'd hold off a few years for Martin to add new stories but cash rules, as Meth would say. At least it'll have amazing artwork).

Agreed on Pryce. IMO the show is at its best when a few great actors are in a room. We got lots of that over the years with Tywin especially, but less so this year. The dialogue was especially nice, especially the thing about creaky knees and hips.
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Post by: Steve Contra on May 26, 2015, 02:56:23 PM
The Cersei stuff has been great considering how much of the political machinations they had to cut out to get to that point.  I wish they did that with Dorne :tocry
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Post by: studyguy on May 26, 2015, 04:53:19 PM
Best episode maybe all season?  Fixed what was probably the biggest problem with the books (Tyrion and Dany not really doing much), Jonathon Pryce killed it as usual, Stannis doing his thing.  Aemon :tocry  The one I part I had a huge problem was (book spoilers):

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In the books when Gilly and Sam finally get together it's such a sweet moment, Aemon has just died and Sam is bereft when the summer islanders tell him what's up. Instead we get an attempted rape :beli
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It's not rape, it's HBO!
:heh
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: king of the internet on May 26, 2015, 07:07:43 PM
After watching the full run of Oz I'm pretty much all desensitized to on screen rape... :larry
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Kara on May 26, 2015, 07:27:18 PM
Despite being called a bunch of murderers and rapists frequently in the show and repeatedly raping women beyond the wall during a storyline, it's important that you actually see some men of the Night's Watch attempt to rape someone because reasons. #notallmen
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Mandark on May 26, 2015, 07:32:21 PM
It's the classic maxim of visual storytelling: show, don't tell.  And if you have to tell, then tell in a brothel.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 26, 2015, 08:02:08 PM
There's gotta be something in Dorne. It'd be too stupid to include it otherwise.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 26, 2015, 10:30:29 PM
The compression of time is really fucking with me considering the great distances that are being traversed by characters and the time it takes to do it and the fact that there's a goddamn baby up at The Wall that clearly isn't aging all that much.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on May 26, 2015, 11:08:13 PM
the fact that there's a goddamn baby up at The Wall that clearly isn't aging all that much.
oh wow, I legit never thought about this

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:heh
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 28, 2015, 04:58:32 PM
http://www.thecoli.com/posts/13587727/
:dead

not obarth but it'll do  :lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 28, 2015, 05:11:10 PM
Simperman
:dead
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 28, 2015, 05:21:53 PM
Quote
Sir Jorrah of the friendzone lit up like a kid on Christmas morning when he heard the word Queen, he ain't even know if they were talking about a queen mattress, queen ants, or whatever.

:dead
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: toku on May 28, 2015, 05:23:22 PM
No lies about Bronn. I really hope he makes it and the last scene of the show is him chilling having become some small lord.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on May 28, 2015, 06:07:20 PM
Bronn's too likable and not significant enough to keep alive.
His number's been called once already to fake you out. It's coming, you know it.
:bolo
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Kara on May 28, 2015, 07:26:57 PM
You going to keep staning for Stannis after he barbecues his kid, PD?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 28, 2015, 08:14:17 PM
Preview for next week makes me think that

Extreme speculation:

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Jorah is getting executed.
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From everything we can tell, the fighting pits are episode 9, and I think he lives to those at least
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 28, 2015, 09:09:00 PM
You going to keep staning for Stannis after he barbecues his kid, PD?

Not if it's well done.

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#dualities
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on May 31, 2015, 10:02:40 PM
Last scene was some amazing direction and one of my favorite sequences in the series.  :o

Jon Fucking Snow :lawd
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 31, 2015, 10:11:39 PM
They were saving all their choreography for this episode
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 31, 2015, 10:12:09 PM
:whoo

the giant is the real MVP tho :lawd

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on May 31, 2015, 10:15:34 PM
So glad he made it out. Bro-giant.  :punch

I fully expected that woman to die. So predictable. :-\
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: toku on May 31, 2015, 10:21:17 PM
For all the show's failings as..a show and adaptation I'm not gonna sit here and pretend Jon Snow blocking with Valyrian Steel and then shattering that nicca didn't get me hyped as fuck.

:lawd

So glad he made it out. Bro-giant.  :punch

I fully expected that woman to die. So predictable. :-\
I thought she was safe but then she loaded her daughters in the boat and knew she was dead. RIP free folk waifu.

Sidenote for PD book spoilers
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How you think they're gonna work the Jon back stab shit in for these final two eps?
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 31, 2015, 10:41:28 PM
Wow that Hardholme shit was the best thing the show has done in awhile. The Others being on the mountain on some Four Horsemen shit, wow.

Honestly I thought the Tyrion/Dany stuff was whatever. Clarke remains a poor actress, but the bigger issue to me was that the conversation wasn't interesting. Dany presumably has very little info on what has happened in Westeros over the last few years, outside of headlines ("Robert is dead"). I had hoped the conversation would be a bit more engaging, although I did like Tyrion's confidence.

The Arya scenes were good. Nice to see her outside for a change.

Toku:

ADWD
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Yes. They've been telegraphing all season that Ollie will be one of the betrayers. I'm just curious whether Thorne will be too. I'd guess it'll happen in episode 10. Perhaps Stannis will die in episode 9, Jon will get stabbed in episode 10. Melisandre will try to revive Stannis by sacrificing Shireen, pray for the savior to arise...and Jon will open his eyes. Fade to black.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: dkdk on May 31, 2015, 10:43:25 PM
i thought they were gonna turn that big ass giant  :lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on May 31, 2015, 10:44:16 PM
why did I read PD's spoiler lol :-\
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: toku on May 31, 2015, 10:46:35 PM
why did I read PD's spoiler lol :-\

(http://i.imgur.com/10Mn8yN.jpg)

tfw you realize that life is hopeless and nothing matters.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 31, 2015, 11:46:05 PM
Wow, stuff like that kinda makes you forget that they've pretty much fucked up a lot of stuff this season. Killer episode all the way around I thought.

Dat moment when the zombies stampeded over the cliff and then got back up.

:lawd
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on May 31, 2015, 11:47:33 PM
No lie, when the mist started to roll in or whatever my heart was beating so fucking fast and my adrenaline was at almost max. Very very VERY few shows/movies have ever done that for me.

:bow D&D :bow2
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 31, 2015, 11:58:33 PM
Also, that whole sequence just really goes to prove that Walking Dead is some fucking kindergarten shit
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on May 31, 2015, 11:59:38 PM
The whole episode was great but my god that battle in the last half was seriously the best thing that's ever come out of this show. Fucking incredible.

Almost makes up for the Dorne high school drama production going on elsewhere.....almost.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Beezy on June 01, 2015, 12:07:16 AM
That reminds me, Dorne wasn't in this episode at all. :rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: StealthFan on June 01, 2015, 12:21:17 AM
Winter came and so did I :lawd
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 01, 2015, 12:33:59 AM
Also, that whole sequence just really goes to prove that Walking Dead is some fucking kindergarten shit

If it was Walking Dead, Jon would have rowed the boat into the middle of the zombies
:heh
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: bachikarn on June 01, 2015, 12:35:15 AM
Toku:

ADWD
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Yes. They've been telegraphing all season that Ollie will be one of the betrayers. I'm just curious whether Thorne will be too. I'd guess it'll happen in episode 10. Perhaps Stannis will die in episode 9, Jon will get stabbed in episode 10. Melisandre will try to revive Stannis by sacrificing Shireen, pray for the savior to arise...and Jon will open his eyes. Fade to black.
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They basically confirmed this was going to happen with Sam telling Ollie sometimes you have to do what you think is right no matter what anyone else thinks and than Jon "always comes back"
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 01, 2015, 12:42:18 AM
Snow's Valerian sword was hype as fuck. The four horsemen were chilling as fuck. The dread of the attack was thick. Not to ignore how well Tyrion and Arya's scenes were. Even Theon blurted out the bit about the brothers. Overall, it was definitely the best episode of the season. Things are happening, moving, thank fucking christ.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on June 01, 2015, 12:43:28 AM
I FUCKING LOVED THS EP OMG
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on June 01, 2015, 12:58:09 AM
Preview
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Daznak's looks trill as fuuuu
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on June 01, 2015, 01:00:49 AM
what does trill mean
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: cool breeze on June 01, 2015, 01:40:25 AM
do the horsemen control the undead? was the second boss timing his flourish to the dead rising or was he casting a spell or something.  I'm not sure if I missed lore about this.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on June 01, 2015, 02:08:33 AM
Well I certainly didn't expect maybe my favourite episode of the series coming from this snoozer of a season. That was soooooo good. They've done such a good job of making the white walkers and the wight army seem scary as shit.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on June 01, 2015, 02:19:56 AM
I'm hyped as fuck to watch this, and my fucking dumbass roommate is watching some bullshit anime  :maf

Punch him in the fucking face and turn this shit on

I'll gve you my hbo go key if nee be
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Beezy on June 01, 2015, 08:28:05 AM
Question about this episode:

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Valyrian steel is just as good as dragonglass? No one knows how to make it anymore, right? And did they lose all of their dragonglass during that fight?
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: helios on June 01, 2015, 08:41:35 AM
do the horsemen control the undead? was the second boss timing his flourish to the dead rising or was he casting a spell or something.  I'm not sure if I missed lore about this.

The whitewalkers (the ones on the horses) reanimate the dead. That guy was raising them back up as a fuck you to Jon.

Question about this episode:

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Valyrian steel is just as good as dragonglass? No one knows how to make it anymore, right? And did they lose all of their dragonglass during that fight?
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As far as I know, Valyrian Steel is just as good as using dragonglass since it was made using some magic dragonfire bullshit in Valyria
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on June 01, 2015, 11:18:57 AM
And like all things in ADWD, everyone forgets the shitshow once a big fucking fight happens, in that case
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A fucking dragon showed up, time to throw political intrigue to the wind  ::)
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In this case so far we took a tour of the Walking Dead Alaska. Which in comparison at least trivializes most of what is going on in the rest of the show. I feel like they should have held this back to the end though, now it's like
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Oh your fucking dragon is shitting up a fighting pit? Big fucking deal homie. Zombies and shit are coming
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Still convinced Dorne is on the whole shitting the bed. The preview makes 0 sense. Also Ramsay apparently set to fuck an entire army with 20 dudes. Either the guy actually has an idea or we're going to see some dumb ass 300 tier shit where Stannis' army is utterly incompetent.

Also
(http://img.pandawhale.com/post-58564-peter-griffin-ah-ah-he-said-it-mwAt.gif)
Fucking book names
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 01, 2015, 11:49:21 AM
So of my three predictions for Jon Snow

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Jon Snow:
- Goes to the wildlings. They wont follow. A White Walker attack convinces them otherwise.
- Jon gets in a fight with a white walker and kills it with Sam's Dragon glass
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The first one was a gimme given how hamfisted D&D are.
The second, I'll take half a point for that one.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on June 01, 2015, 11:54:36 AM
That asshole kid is probably gonna side with Jon in the next episode. Then he'll probably be killed. For shock value.
I feel confident in this bet.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 01, 2015, 12:06:40 PM
That asshole kid is probably gonna side with Jon in the next episode. Then he'll probably be killed. For shock value.
I feel confident in this bet.
No way,
He's the one that thrusts the knife. Count on it.
D&D have been pounding into us the last 3 episodes "This kid is pissed about his parents and he's having a hard time with it."
Why do that unless he's going to be the one that does it.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on June 01, 2015, 12:09:01 PM
That asshole kid is probably gonna side with Jon in the next episode. Then he'll probably be killed. For shock value.
I feel confident in this bet.
No way,
He's the one that thrusts the knife. Count on it.
D&D have been pounding into us the last 3 episodes "This kid is pissed about his parents and he's having a hard time with it."
Why do that unless he's going to be the one that does it.

Nah, it's all just a redherring. Another Bronn is poisoned bit. It'll end up with him helping in some way, then giving a solem nod because that's all he's worth before they execute the kid. I can see it now, the stans will gush at the misdirection.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: brob on June 01, 2015, 12:10:04 PM
I kind of drifted out and stopped watching this show last season. I've mainly seen lots of complaining so far about this season, but is it still generally good? If winter finally, actually is coming, it might get a lil good? 

:larry
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: StealthFan on June 01, 2015, 12:15:23 PM
I kind of drifted out and stopped watching this show last season. I've mainly seen lots of complaining so far about this season, but is it still generally good? If winter finally, actually is coming, it might get a lil good? 

:larry

You got a slog coming breh. Six episodes of not much but build-up. Power through it.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 01, 2015, 12:15:27 PM
That asshole kid is probably gonna side with Jon in the next episode. Then he'll probably be killed. For shock value.
I feel confident in this bet.
No way,
He's the one that thrusts the knife. Count on it.
D&D have been pounding into us the last 3 episodes "This kid is pissed about his parents and he's having a hard time with it."
Why do that unless he's going to be the one that does it.

Nah, it's all just a redherring. Another Bronn is poisoned bit. It'll end up with him helping in some way, then giving a solem nod because that's all he's worth before they execute the kid. I can see it now, the stans will gush at the misdirection.
Could go either way. We'll see. But I'd be surprised if there's any stans left after this season
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 01, 2015, 02:17:26 PM
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/27c36446a1a413478706bc7fb99f6efe/tumblr_np9u7hDFEh1r00543o4_r3_500.gif)
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/cb52e255f47579b5c8564193dcb518c5/tumblr_np9u7hDFEh1r00543o2_r4_500.gif)

:brazilcry
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Kara on June 01, 2015, 02:29:50 PM
Capricious skeins of fate not caring about breeders. :aah
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on June 01, 2015, 02:31:18 PM
No one saw that coming
:hitler
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on June 01, 2015, 02:39:18 PM
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So Littlefinger's gonna kill Kevan isn't he?
Varys is gone, Cersei will be locked up till the trial. D&D setting up for him to maneuver his way on the the small council somehow or directly influencing the king as the hand or some shit.
 
That's my guess as far as the show goes. Somehow it seems to messy of a rise to me though. I hope I'm wrong, I feel like that's getting shoehorned in to basically set him up as that bad dude twirling his mustache for the season end.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 01, 2015, 02:56:54 PM
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So Littlefinger's gonna kill Kevan isn't he?
Varys is gone, Cersei will be locked up till the trial. D&D setting up for him to maneuver his way on the the small council somehow or directly influencing the king as the hand or some shit.
 
That's my guess as far as the show goes. Somehow it seems to messy of a rise to me though. I hope I'm wrong, I feel like that's getting shoehorned in to basically set him up as that bad dude twirling his mustache for the season end.
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ADWD
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It'll be Varys; my question is whether he'll kill Kevan and Littlefinger. The question is what will he reveal. fAegon seems to be gone. I don't see how him telling Kevan about Dany would be a major shock since he already knows about her. The show has to have something else under its sleeve right?
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on June 01, 2015, 03:09:50 PM
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I question whether or not Varys will sail back all the way to King's Landing just for that, it makes sense since he's basically disappeared with Tyrion at his destination it doesn't matter much what he does now.
 
We'll see I guess.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on June 01, 2015, 03:29:28 PM
GUUURM says he'll try and drop the next book in 2016.
Is Winds even preorderable yet? If not, I don't trust it dropping anywhere till the end of '16 if that unless we have a hard date by December of this year.
I'd expect his publishing house to give it at least a year of preorder time given the relative scale of fandom.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: StealthFan on June 01, 2015, 03:43:14 PM
Best episode of the season by far.

When Cersei gets out, she really needs to just slaughter the sept down to the very last nun.

Pretending that Cersei isn't fundamentally evil and doesn't deserve every last bit of this is pretty derp.

Nothing they could do with that character could ever evoke sympathy, only schaudenfraude.
Walrus is a Walt White stan breh. He probably finds Cersei sympathetic.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 01, 2015, 03:50:52 PM
GUUURM says he'll try and drop the next book in 2016.
Is Winds even preorderable yet? If not, I don't trust it dropping anywhere till the end of '16 if that unless we have a hard date by December of this year.
I'd expect his publishing house to give it at least a year of preorder time given the relative scale of fandom.

gonna move this to the fantasy book thread, and post the link
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 01, 2015, 04:19:30 PM
No one saw that coming
:hitler
When she said, "I'm right behind you"
I told my wife, "Oh no! She just turned herself into the funky black guy in all those horror movies. She is so dead."
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Nibel on June 01, 2015, 04:30:44 PM
Wrote my thoughts in the superior forum (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165985819&postcount=9715) and yeah, this was an incredible episode and up there with the GOAT GOT episodes to me. The last 15 minutes were TV masterclass; this is where all the energy probably went this season and it's so weird because I expected that shit was about to get tense at Hardholme for several reasons but never did I expect that a fucking onslaught was on the menu. I get a lot of fuzzy feelings when thinking about the episode, just great.

And while I know a lot of people love the horsemen imagery, I thought this scene is one of the best shots of the entire series, and it was so important that they nail it because it's the first time Jon encounters a White Walker iirc. Just good shit.

(http://abload.de/img/gotxqazx.png)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Beezy on June 01, 2015, 05:00:10 PM
Wrote my thoughts in the superior forum (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165985819&postcount=9715)

 :bolo
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 01, 2015, 06:21:08 PM
To be fair, Nibel WOULD think that.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 01, 2015, 06:47:43 PM
Also,
I'd like to point out while I've been a supporter of Emilia Clarke (I'd always say, "Come on guys, she's not THAT bad") after last night I have to agree with everyone and admit I was wrong. She IS that bad. Holy hell.

"I will break the wheel"

Perfectly fine dialogue but the delivery? :neogaf
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 01, 2015, 06:51:39 PM
Yeah, she was sorta ok as a naive teenage girl- believable there. When asked to do anything else, not so much unfortunately.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on June 01, 2015, 06:59:15 PM
(https://cdn1.lockerdome.com/uploads/f090ab5fba6ea7d7c21601c93343b307c5cf5dec1e59c81db39fb849c46d7dd1_large)
WHERES MAH DRAUGINS

:heh
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 01, 2015, 07:04:14 PM
Yup and she was even worse with Dinklage. She's just bad. I thought Harrington (Jon) was pretty bad for years but he has been very solid over the last two seasons.

The best young performer on the show has to be Alfie Allen. I would have never guessed it.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 01, 2015, 07:06:57 PM
Yup and she was even worse with Dinklage. She's just bad. I thought Harrington (Jon) was pretty bad for years but he has been very solid over the last two seasons.

The best young performer on the show has to be Alfie Allen. I would have never guessed it.

Arya tho

:bolo
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on June 01, 2015, 07:13:13 PM
I don't find Arya's acting to be all that great to be honest. Not bad either, just whatever.
More to the point, the situations she finds herself in are interesting, but the actor itself isn't anything special.

I've been more impressed with Alfie.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Kara on June 01, 2015, 07:15:22 PM
The tears when Dany picks a weakened Westeros clean and f's up all your favorite Failbaddons. :rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Sausage on June 01, 2015, 07:28:05 PM
Yup and she was even worse with Dinklage. She's just bad. I thought Harrington (Jon) was pretty bad for years but he has been very solid over the last two seasons.

The best young performer on the show has to be Alfie Allen. I would have never guessed it.

Yeah the difference between those two was enormeous. She's really only capable of like one expression.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: fizzel on June 01, 2015, 07:35:31 PM
Damn, can see why the snow niccas built that wall so high now.  :lucas :whoo
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on June 01, 2015, 10:18:32 PM
The tears when Dany picks a weakened Westeros clean and f's up all your favorite Failbaddons. :rejoice

Your tears when the white walkers fuck Dany up and Jon motherfucking Snow rides in on an ice-dragon named Ygrette to save the day :rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on June 01, 2015, 10:26:31 PM
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/ddc0d72ac940ce67acb97c83094b2420/tumblr_npam2ixY2h1rxcdeqo1_400.jpg)

:bluesteel
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Dickie Dee on June 01, 2015, 11:23:21 PM
Yup and she was even worse with Dinklage. She's just bad. I thought Harrington (Jon) was pretty bad for years but he has been very solid over the last two seasons.

The best young performer on the show has to be Alfie Allen. I would have never guessed it.

Arya tho

:bolo

Maisie Williams is one of the GOAT children actresses, can't let PD go unpunished on this oversite  :ufup
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Dickie Dee on June 01, 2015, 11:28:00 PM
Even a few minutes in the first scenes north of the wall I'd already sort of sniffed out that things where of a better quality than they've been for quite a few episodes, then things hit the fan and I was like oh yeah sometimes this show is great and can be great.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: bachikarn on June 02, 2015, 01:12:32 AM
Why wasn't Dany pissed that the fighting pits had slaves? Or could she not figure out that Tyrion, in shackles, was a slave?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on June 02, 2015, 01:25:51 AM
She's not nearly as bright as her hair color.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Kara on June 02, 2015, 01:45:13 AM
The tears when Dany picks a weakened Westeros clean and f's up all your favorite Failbaddons. :rejoice

Your tears when the white walkers fuck Dany up and Jon motherfucking Snow rides in on an ice-dragon named Ygrette to save the day :rejoice

You're banking on a Starke, think about that one.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Beezy on June 02, 2015, 01:56:37 AM
4.8 seasons in and the Starks somehow still have 2 daughters, 2 sons, and 1 bastard still breathing. :yeshrug
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 02, 2015, 01:57:43 AM
Pfft you know Jon and Dany are gonna end up uniting the world or some shit.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on June 02, 2015, 02:14:04 AM
The tears when Dany picks a weakened Westeros clean and f's up all your favorite Failbaddons. :rejoice

Your tears when the white walkers fuck Dany up and Jon motherfucking Snow rides in on an ice-dragon named Ygrette to save the day :rejoice

You're banking on a Starke, think about that one.

I'm banking on
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the (correct) Targaryen, R+L=J bitches!
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on June 02, 2015, 02:15:26 AM
4.8 seasons in and the Starks somehow still have 2 daughters, 2 sons, and 1 bastard still breathing. :yeshrug

Honestly, the Lannisters have taken a bigger L all things considered. :larry It's even right at the start of their names. :sabu
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: king of the internet on June 02, 2015, 02:31:11 AM
Damn, that episode just made up for the rest of the season. Dany's storyline got a much needed stimulus package with Tyrion's arrival.  Hardhome was easily the best action sequence in the show yet, my heart was pounding the entire time. My nicca Jon Snow owning the walker. :lawd

Too bad they had to wait this long to get gud but the next two eps should be pretty fuckin baller too.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: fizzel on June 02, 2015, 10:06:10 AM
Even a few minutes in the first scenes north of the wall I'd already sort of sniffed out that things where of a better quality

That's been the north and the wall in general for five seasons now. Every time a scene lit with eery ghost light and pallid inhabitants comes on; my dick twinges with the anticipation of 15 minutes of quality entertainment.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Contra on June 02, 2015, 12:39:43 PM
That fucking episode :lawd

Not really a single bad thing to say about it.  Not since this:

(http://img.pandawhale.com/post-19410-Daenerys-Targaryen-deal-with-i-FT4U.gif)

Has an episode ended so perfectly.  If they can keep up the pace of the last two episodes in 9 and 10 we can forget all the problems with the rest of the season.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Kara on June 02, 2015, 02:19:47 PM
4.8 seasons in and the Starks somehow still have 2 daughters, 2 sons, and 1 bastard still breathing. :yeshrug

One's a sexual slave to a brute, another is LARPing Assassin's Creed, another passed on the chance to be Warden of the North (I wouldn't hitch my cart to Stannis bin Laden either, but I'm not a Catholic priest with a sword), another is a cripple LARPing Of Mice and Men with one of the most unbearable characters in anything ever and the last one hasn't been on screen in forever so who knows what Starkefail they're up to.

:bow Starkes taking Ls outchea like it's Sesame Street :bow2
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on June 02, 2015, 02:22:07 PM
Let's be honest, the only one not taking massive Ls is Baelish.

Stay winning, Petyr. :winning
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Kara on June 02, 2015, 02:24:05 PM
He lost his brothel. :larry

I don't think the tax code of the Seven Kingdoms has allowances for involuntary conversions. :sabu
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: toku on June 02, 2015, 04:36:38 PM
He lost his brothel. :larry

I don't think the tax code of the Seven Kingdoms has allowances for involuntary conversions. :sabu

Dead weight. He is now free to climb further up the chaos ladder.

 :jawalrus
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on June 02, 2015, 06:40:16 PM
wrt Petyr, Lysa-meets-moon-door is an Ł, an ostensible L that's pretty much a W
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on June 02, 2015, 09:38:00 PM
Jon Snow convinces the mortal enemies of the Night's Watch to join him after a five minute talk

Dany fucks up for an entire season trying to get a few rich masked dudes to stop killing her friends

Who would make the better leader I wonder :hitler
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: dkdk on June 02, 2015, 10:02:07 PM
Tormunds pretty effective at changing folks minds.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: helios on June 02, 2015, 10:14:18 PM
And an attack from the White Walkers
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 02, 2015, 10:24:06 PM
Tormunds pretty effective at changing folks minds.

(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--CCT8KQZo--/1277834731308745287.gif)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: bluemax on June 02, 2015, 11:05:17 PM
Even a few minutes in the first scenes north of the wall I'd already sort of sniffed out that things where of a better quality

That's been the north and the wall in general for five seasons now. Every time a scene lit with eery ghost light and pallid inhabitants comes on; my dick twinges with the anticipation of 15 minutes of quality entertainment.

Every time a WW shows up its like the promise of that first scene comes back and I forget about all the boring eye brows and fat pink masts in between.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on June 02, 2015, 11:53:41 PM
Tormunds pretty effective at changing folks minds.

Changing them into paste on the ground, lol.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on June 03, 2015, 12:00:03 AM
what with Mance dead the screen time Tormund's been getting has made him grow on me

one of the biggest deviations from the books character-wise and that made him uneasy for me at first, but I think he's sliding in nicely as a wide-eyed overgrown leprechaun that serves as Jon's cardkey

which now that I think about it is exactly what he was like in the books, just with more jokes
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2015, 12:02:51 AM
I miss the dick jokes tho
:tocry

"If a man does not use his member it grows smaller and smaller, until one day he wants to piss and cannot find it."

HAR
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on June 03, 2015, 12:09:23 AM
that's what's so weird, he was effectively an uncle to Jon. that incredibly fat, incredibly jovial uncle who reminds you of Santa if Santa were unusually upfront about his genitalia

they could not have picked a more polar disposition
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2015, 12:18:39 AM
plus he has the GOAT alias list

Tormund Giantsbane
Mead-King of Ruddy Hall
Tormund Thunderfist
Tormund Horn-Blower
Tormund Tall-Talker
Breaker of Ice
Husband to Bears
Speaker to Gods
Father of Hosts
:heh
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2015, 02:33:21 PM
Game of Thrones VFX editor Katherine Chappell Killed in Lion Attack
http://winteriscoming.net/2015/06/03/game-of-thrones-editor-katherine-chappell-killed-in-lion-attack/

fuck, RIP

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 03, 2015, 02:54:24 PM
christ
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 03, 2015, 03:00:44 PM
Cercei in prison

Now just for Bolton to die
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Brehvolution on June 03, 2015, 03:02:24 PM
 :lol That stare down between Snow and the WW at the end. You would think they would be paddling feverishly to get away, but then it shows the top down shot and they are just sitting in the water 20 feet from the dock not rowing at all. :comeon
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: toku on June 03, 2015, 03:05:06 PM
Game of Thrones VFX editor Katherine Chappell Killed in Lion Attack
http://winteriscoming.net/2015/06/03/game-of-thrones-editor-katherine-chappell-killed-in-lion-attack/

fuck, RIP

what the fuck
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 03, 2015, 03:09:02 PM
Is cuz they gave up
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on June 03, 2015, 03:15:43 PM
:lol That stare down between Snow and the WW at the end. You would think they would be paddling feverishly to get away, but then it shows the top down shot and they are just sitting in the water 20 feet from the dock not rowing at all. :comeon

It's not like the zombies were trying to swim after them. Night King was trying to make a point and Jon was keen to pay attention.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Brehvolution on June 03, 2015, 03:37:28 PM
:lol That stare down between Snow and the WW at the end. You would think they would be paddling feverishly to get away, but then it shows the top down shot and they are just sitting in the water 20 feet from the dock not rowing at all. :comeon

It's not like the zombies were trying to swim after them.

If they could they wouldn't have to swim far.

"Nothing stops the White Walkers..."(except a few feet of water)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 03, 2015, 05:42:26 PM
Water's cold yo.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on June 03, 2015, 05:46:59 PM
They're so cold they freeze dudes swords, stop fire, leave frost where they stand.
By that you'd figure the moment they step in water it freezes, but we'll see I guess.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: bluemax on June 04, 2015, 01:44:18 AM
:lol That stare down between Snow and the WW at the end. You would think they would be paddling feverishly to get away, but then it shows the top down shot and they are just sitting in the water 20 feet from the dock not rowing at all. :comeon

It's not like the zombies were trying to swim after them.

If they could they wouldn't have to swim far.

"Nothing stops the White Walkers..."(except a few feet of water)

Logic has no place in Westeros.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2015, 01:47:39 AM
guess they didn't want to do it for dramatic purposes (Jon/Nights King stare down)

At Hardhome with six ships. Wild seas. Blackbird lost with all hands, two Lyseni ships driven aground on Skane, Talon taking water. Very bad here. Wildlings eating their own dead. Dead things in the woods. Braavosi captains will only take women, children on their ships. Witch women call us slavers. Attempt to take Storm Crow defeated, six crew dead, many wildlings. Eight ravens left. Dead things in the water. Send help by land, seas wracked by storms. From Talon, by hand of Maester Harmune
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Dennis on June 07, 2015, 11:31:33 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/S2gWVLQ.gif)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: helios on June 07, 2015, 12:02:03 PM
Saw some spoilers for tonight's episode (maybe even book spoilers, who knows?). Going to be depressed

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Warning
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Warning again, go back
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Last chance
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Definitely the last chance this time
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Poor Shireen  :'(
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Fuck you D&D
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Fuck you Stannis
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 07, 2015, 12:14:51 PM
The Walrus just might die tonight (heart attack). I'm not even joking.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: StealthFan on June 07, 2015, 12:51:32 PM
Stannis better come out unscathed :tocry
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on June 07, 2015, 01:12:15 PM
The Walrus just might die tonight (heart attack). I'm not even joking.

Is this some Death Note shit right here? :ohhh
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: helios on June 07, 2015, 01:29:05 PM
Episode 10 preview just got leaked

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http://streamable.com/lerl
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 07, 2015, 01:32:23 PM
The Walrus just might die tonight (heart attack). I'm not even joking.

Is this some Death Note shit right here? :ohhh
Depends. Did PD take that chip...and EAT IT?!
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: StealthFan on June 07, 2015, 01:43:58 PM
these leaks i can't look :brazilcry
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 07, 2015, 09:38:48 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tmjSNZ2.gif)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on June 07, 2015, 09:55:25 PM
Next episode I want to see Dany riding Drogon and burning that entire fucking cursed city to the goddamn ground.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust motherfuckers.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Barraco Barner on June 07, 2015, 10:01:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr0ckdRnVsE
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: dkdk on June 07, 2015, 10:03:52 PM
Burn the infidels Drogon!
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on June 07, 2015, 10:14:33 PM
Kind of like how we should just nuke Iraq and start over

I mean it's pretty much what Tyrion was saying last ep. Give Westeros a glimpse of the future if they don't bow down to the Queen.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 07, 2015, 10:29:57 PM
Stannis still your king now PD?

 :jawalrus
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: dkdk on June 07, 2015, 10:43:43 PM
GRRM himself ordered the hit so you cant blame D&D for it  :lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NfLScJVXBHQ
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: bluemax on June 07, 2015, 10:47:58 PM
Ramsay Martin (http://www.iswintercoming.com/ramsay-martin-t1465.html) wanting more despicable things done? Who could have ever seen this coming?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: El Babua on June 07, 2015, 11:02:29 PM
Me: :umad

Even if it makes sense with his character, the context and execution are garbage.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 07, 2015, 11:25:31 PM
Didn't watch the episode, but read the leaked info earlier today. Will watch tomorrow.

Going to need to hear Martin's actual comment. The video makes it sound like Martin revealed this as a book plot, which is quite different from Martin suggesting it as a plot for the show. It doesn't make sense to happen in the book. Stannis goes back to the Wall and burns Shireen? How? Why?

I have a feeling Martin told them Shireen is burned and they added Stannis into the picture. OR Martin suggested Stannis burn Shireen in the show. It literally doesn't make sense for Stannis to cosign Shireen's burning, for a few reasons but mainly:

adwd
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He's not even on the fucking Wall with Melisandre and Shireen. How would he get back to the Wall to burn her? He's days from Winterfell in the middle of a blizzard. I agree Shireen will be burned in TWOW, and have said that for awhile. But it won't be done with Stannis' knowledge.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Barry Egan on June 07, 2015, 11:51:41 PM
that episode was awesome and I don't really get the negative reactions to Stannis sacrificing his daughter.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: StealthFan on June 08, 2015, 12:19:08 AM
Stannis always put his ambition ahead. He murdered his brother ffs. That said I liked him until tonight.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Freyj on June 08, 2015, 12:41:51 AM
Stannis killed Renly because he's Lawful Neutral and Renly was on the wrong side of his law.

This feels like another "shock value for shock value's sake" moment. Not that Martin wouldn't do it, but some of these characters are losing their identities pretty fast.

Also, the Ramsay Martin stuff is true, but his "this is what the story was supposed to be" take sounds really dry.

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Jon's "death" fixes part of that, but if Dany invades Westeros and does much of any of that I'll be sorely disappointed. Dany and Jon save the day sounds fucking awful.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: eleuin on June 08, 2015, 01:22:34 AM
Those screams  :brazilcry :brazilcry :brazilcry

Stannis gotta go
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on June 08, 2015, 01:53:23 AM
I've known Stannis was a bitchmade fuckwad when he killed Renly, aka the smoothest mofo in Westeros. Looking forward to the Stannis stan tears after tonight. :umad

How you doing PD :hitler
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Kara on June 08, 2015, 02:24:29 AM
Stannis bin Laden :heh
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on June 08, 2015, 02:36:29 AM
Was that girl getting burned all that shocking? Feel like it was a foregone conclusion. Wasn't all that hot on this after last week.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Nibel on June 08, 2015, 03:56:46 AM
Stannis is a fucking monster, holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

I knew he would do it once he sent Davos away
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: huckleberry on June 08, 2015, 07:10:59 AM
I wonder how devoted Davos will be to Stannis after what he did. I just can't see him standing behind someone who would do that to his own child - especially after losing his in such a horrific manner.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Contra on June 08, 2015, 12:09:39 PM
That scene with Davos and Shireen :tocry

Fairly good episode all together, minus Dorne which ended up being fucking nothing.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Nibel on June 08, 2015, 02:42:31 PM
I thought the Dorne scene was descent; Doran is cool.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 08, 2015, 02:47:56 PM
Man I love Davos, books and show. Cunningham has really done a great job bringing him to life, and you can tell he loves the role; he doesn't have a whole lot of scenes but nails every one.

adwd
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He's not my favorite character (that would be Tyrion and Arya) but he's in my top five. And if I could choose one person who gets to survive the series I'd pick him. Just go home to your wife n kids bro. Be safe and live out the rest of your days, far removed from war and politics.
:tocry
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I'll watch the episode later tonight.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Contra on June 08, 2015, 02:49:30 PM
Yep, Davos is the GOAT side character in both the show and the books.  I can't imagine how he's going to react when he finds out :tocry
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Kara on June 08, 2015, 02:52:45 PM
SBL been burning knickerbockers forever, if Davos gets caremad now he's a tool.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on June 08, 2015, 02:59:28 PM
I'll watch the episode later tonight.
for all of the hand wringing that went on yesterday, it really isn't a bad episode. Dorne is actually tolerable, Stannis's camp, for all the grief it got, is really well acted, Daznak's was dope - Tyrion, Hizdahr, Daario and Dany banter a little, I thought that was well done.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Contra on June 08, 2015, 03:01:03 PM
Dorne just hammered in the "why?" of the whole thing.  You have some great actors, some fan favorites from the book, and you manage to do...nothing with it.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: StealthFan on June 08, 2015, 03:14:24 PM
Davos' actor was such a cunt on Strike Back. So was Tyrion.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Barraco Barner on June 08, 2015, 03:22:16 PM
Dorne just hammered in the "why?" of the whole thing.  You have some great actors, some fan favorites from the book, and you manage to do...nothing with it.

Nice titties tho
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: fizzel on June 08, 2015, 03:23:24 PM
Stannis.  :lol

(http://abload.de/img/flamesawfps7y.gif)

What a trooper, talk about plodding along and seeing a plan to its end.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: StealthFan on June 08, 2015, 03:33:38 PM
The worst part was her confusion. What was she thinking while she burned? She probably though Stannis always hated her in secret. Poor girl :tocry

Even her piece of shit mother couldn't handle it.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: king of the internet on June 08, 2015, 03:59:48 PM
I'm okay with Stannis burning Shireen. It's not like he did it on a whim, he was facing certain defeat and with the help of Mel and his wife, was convinced it would all be for nothing unless he sacrificed his otherwise mostly useless daughter. It was all or nothing for him. Plus I'm pretty confident it will all blow up in his face anyways.

Whatever. :yeshrug Maybe I'm just more forgiving than most, but the reaction from book readers just hammers in how disconnected I am from most of them. The whining after every episode is unbelievably tedious. At this point it would be nice if they'd just shut up about it and stick to the books.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on June 08, 2015, 04:11:40 PM
Man I love Davos, books and show. Cunningham has really done a great job bringing him to life, and you can tell he loves the role; he doesn't have a whole lot of scenes but nails every one.

adwd
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He's not my favorite character (that would be Tyrion and Arya) but he's in my top five. And if I could choose one person who gets to survive the series I'd pick him. Just go home to your wife n kids bro. Be safe and live out the rest of your days, far removed from war and politics.
:tocry
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I'll watch the episode later tonight.

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Davos is gonna take a knife to the ribs or some shit before this series is out.
Dude is too nice of a guy to live long in that world.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 08, 2015, 04:15:44 PM
Man I love Davos, books and show. Cunningham has really done a great job bringing him to life, and you can tell he loves the role; he doesn't have a whole lot of scenes but nails every one.

adwd
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He's not my favorite character (that would be Tyrion and Arya) but he's in my top five. And if I could choose one person who gets to survive the series I'd pick him. Just go home to your wife n kids bro. Be safe and live out the rest of your days, far removed from war and politics.
:tocry
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I'll watch the episode later tonight.

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Davos is gonna take a knife to the ribs or some shit before this series is out.
Dude is too nice of a guy to live long in that world.
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adwd
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More like eaten by cannibals.
:tocry
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: king of the internet on June 08, 2015, 04:20:03 PM
I still believe Davos has an important role to play. His main man Stannis is fucked. Shireen, his only heir, is gone in the TV series, and will likely be gone soon in the books. What then, will be Lord Davos' purpose moving forward? To restore The King of the North, Rickon Stark, The Wild Wolf. 2obvious.

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on June 08, 2015, 05:44:24 PM
I like to think the whole Dorne plot is so shoddy because it's just Dr. Bashir playing out a really shitty hologram program
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 08, 2015, 06:35:45 PM
Stannis  :stahp
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: StealthFan on June 08, 2015, 08:23:25 PM
From 4chan:

Stannis "Bring your daughter to the Slaughter" Baratheon
Stannis "When things look dire put your heir on the pyre" Baratheon
Stannis "Inflame the Dame" Baratheon
Stannis "Spare no Heir" Baratheon
Stannis "No need for water when you're burning your daughter" Baratheon
Stannis "The rightful king will return but his daughter must burn" Baratheon
Stannis "Set an Heir Ablaze, and the Results Will Amaze" Baratheon
Stannis "For these events to transpire, kill my daughter with fire" Baratheon
Stannis "Just burn my kin up" Baratheon
Stannis "It's a Sin for Most, But I Love a Good Roast" Baratheon
Stannis "If Your Camp's Got a Chill, Throw an Heir on the Grill" Baratheon
Stannis "Two feet of snow? Up in smoke must she go" Baratheon
Stannis "Cook Up My Heir, I'll Have Her Medium-Rare" Baratheon
Stannis "Kill My Daughter with Fire, and a Crown I'll Acquire" Baratheon
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 08, 2015, 10:40:52 PM
 :beli

That was easily the worst "episode 9" of the series. Not terrible but overall it was too inconsistent for me to enjoy. Starting out with the ridiculous first scene: twenty men somehow infiltrating a 6000 man camp and burning every valuable item, including siege weapons? This is a perfect example of plot contrivances being used to force an end result. How do you get Stannis to a point where he's desperate enough to burn his daughter, an act he has outright refused to do while also affirming her position as his heir? Well, you get 20 men to burn all his resources, obviously. Sort of like how they turned elite Unsullied warriors into Storm Troopers earlier this season, or how the "best Ironborn soldiers" wound up running away from dogs last season.

I won't dwell on this (for now), but let's just say I did not like the burning scene. At all.

The Arya stuff was cool, you can tell they're going to basically be doing

TWOW (not really a spoiler for readers)
spoiler (click to show/hide)
the Mercy chapter in episode 10
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Got to see more of Mace Tyrell, and perhaps a hint that he isn't the fool he presents himself as. I would have liked a scene between him and the banker.

Dorne continues to be a dumpster fire. They have one shot to fix it next week. We'll see if they do it...

speaking of which

ADWD
spoiler (click to show/hide)
all the talk of the Dance Of Dragons really makes me reconsider the Aegon cut. Might they be setting the stage for it? Is Trystane someone else? I don't know but I'm very curious what they'll do.
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Then the Dany stuff. Nope. That felt very Clone Wars-esque to me. A huge spectacle with very little tension. Worse yet,  the harpies basically turned the thing into a turn based RPG instead of just slaughtering Dany. Speaking of which, why were the harpies killing former slave owners? Anyway...

I'll forgive the CGI issue of Dany riding on the dragon. It's hard to pull that off. However I can't forgive the generally cheesy way in which the scene was set up, or dues ex dragona way in which he arrived. Just an odd decision, dramatics wise. Not a fan.

also: could have used Barristan there, to give us his badass scene in the pit. But nope...
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Youngblood on June 08, 2015, 10:52:59 PM
I'll forgive the CGI issue of Dany riding on the dragon. It's hard to pull that off. However I can't forgive the generally cheesy way in which the scene was set up, or dues ex dragona way in which he arrived. Just an odd decision, dramatics wise. Not a fan.

I am NOT a book reader and I won't feign any expertise in terms of how dragons behave in this particular universe. But are Targaryens supposed to have some sort of psychic link with their dragons? Because it seemed like that's what they were doing. I'm not trying to pretend like I'm Nostradamus here, but when she grabbed Missandei's hand and closed her eyes I assumed a dragon would appear because it just kind of seemed to me like she was trying to telepathically summon her dragons. Or the show was trying to convey that her emotional state was so strong that her dragons would be able to sense that she was in danger. Like I said, I'm not even sure if that's a thing that dragons and/or the Targaryens are supposed to be able to do. But it seemed like the dragon was summoned and didn't just appear as a deus ex machina.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Himu on June 08, 2015, 11:06:40 PM
I'll forgive the CGI issue of Dany riding on the dragon. It's hard to pull that off. However I can't forgive the generally cheesy way in which the scene was set up, or dues ex dragona way in which he arrived. Just an odd decision, dramatics wise. Not a fan.

I am NOT a book reader and I won't feign any expertise in terms of how dragons behave in this particular universe. But are Targaryens supposed to have some sort of psychic link with their dragons? Because it seemed like that's what they were doing. I'm not trying to pretend like I'm Nostradamus here, but when she grabbed Missandei's hand and closed her eyes I assumed a dragon would appear because it just kind of seemed to me like she was trying to telepathically summon her dragons. Or the show was trying to convey that her emotional state was so strong that her dragons would be able to sense that she was in danger. Like I said, I'm not even sure if that's a thing that dragons and/or the Targaryens are supposed to be able to do. But it seemed like the dragon was summoned and didn't just appear as a deus ex machina.

Different families have different abilities. Since the show has decided to divert, these are no longer spoilers, but Starks for instance have a line of Wargs. In the books, Bran, Arya, Jon, and possibly Robb are all Wargs who have a connection to their direwolf. They regular go in their wolf's skin. What separates Bran from the others is that he can do this with any being. The warging mostly comes in the form of dreams and a spiritual connection with their wolf.

By the same token, Targaryens have dreams of dragons, and can tame and ride their dragons. They are not the dragon equivalent of wargs, but they can tame them and tend to have fire-based immunity. So in a way, they do. But not like how you're thinking Stark children can.

I could be completely wrong about this, and if I am, someone correct me.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Freyj on June 08, 2015, 11:10:41 PM
I'm okay with Stannis burning Shireen. It's not like he did it on a whim, he was facing certain defeat and with the help of Mel and his wife, was convinced it would all be for nothing unless he sacrificed his otherwise mostly useless daughter. It was all or nothing for him. Plus I'm pretty confident it will all blow up in his face anyways.

Whatever. :yeshrug Maybe I'm just more forgiving than most, but the reaction from book readers just hammers in how disconnected I am from most of them. The whining after every episode is unbelievably tedious. At this point it would be nice if they'd just shut up about it and stick to the books.

"There will be no burnings. Pray harder."

"Oh shit some dudes burned a few tents. I'm done for unless I burn my daughter alive as sacrifice."

That's not book complaints, that's just poor writing.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 08, 2015, 11:17:36 PM
PD acting like the actual Daznak's Pit scene in the book wasn't Deus Ex Dragona up in here...

:hitler

The showrunners have made some genuinely dumb choices this season, moreso than other seasons, but I say again: it's not a coincidence that the quality of the show took a hit when the quality of their source material (books 4&5) became shittier.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Freyj on June 08, 2015, 11:21:57 PM
Dany's shit has always sucked, but the "don't forget about Drogon!" scenes didn't really add anything to his return.

There was certainly opportunity to improve upon the source material, especially if you're condensing most of AFFC and ADWD into a single season.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: StealthFan on June 08, 2015, 11:24:09 PM
Plenty of great shows have off seasons. Friday Night Lights and The Wire come to mind.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Himu on June 08, 2015, 11:24:46 PM
The Wire's only odd season was 5 and it still had amazing in it. But you're right. Even GoT had season 2, which mostly sucked.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: fizzel on June 08, 2015, 11:45:42 PM
Dany's shit has always sucked

It really has. I keep expecting kevin sorbo to show up at any moment in Essos.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 08, 2015, 11:47:36 PM
I'll forgive the CGI issue of Dany riding on the dragon. It's hard to pull that off. However I can't forgive the generally cheesy way in which the scene was set up, or dues ex dragona way in which he arrived. Just an odd decision, dramatics wise. Not a fan.

I am NOT a book reader and I won't feign any expertise in terms of how dragons behave in this particular universe. But are Targaryens supposed to have some sort of psychic link with their dragons? Because it seemed like that's what they were doing. I'm not trying to pretend like I'm Nostradamus here, but when she grabbed Missandei's hand and closed her eyes I assumed a dragon would appear because it just kind of seemed to me like she was trying to telepathically summon her dragons. Or the show was trying to convey that her emotional state was so strong that her dragons would be able to sense that she was in danger. Like I said, I'm not even sure if that's a thing that dragons and/or the Targaryens are supposed to be able to do. But it seemed like the dragon was summoned and didn't just appear as a deus ex machina.

Yes, Targaryens can essentially bind to dragons. There is what seems like a psychic link between some and their dragons. Targaryen heirs were often given a dragon egg at birth, and they slept with the egg until it hatched. There are physical ways to train dragons, with food or whips, too.

I don't believe Dany summoned Drogon in the show though.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 08, 2015, 11:50:57 PM
PD acting like the actual Daznak's Pit scene in the book wasn't Deus Ex Dragona up in here...

How so, when in the book Dany isn't even in danger* when Drogon arrives? Drogon shows up due to the noise/smell of the boar's blood and starts randomly wrecking shit. That's quite different from Drogon showing up right before Dany gets stabbed by harpies.

*someone tries to poison her at one point but Strong Belwas eats the food instead of her.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Kara on June 09, 2015, 02:04:24 AM
http://www.reddit.com/r/insideJorahshead/comments/3910hj/she_is_single_again_jbear/
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on June 09, 2015, 11:43:21 AM
Seems a pretty clear setup - she's going to O-Ren Ishii the guy.

You couldn't telegraph it any harder.
HOW MUCH FOR YOUR CLAM, GIRL

Then Trant Stealthfanning it up in the brothel.
I wonder if he owns a PSP and has a kawaii waifu too
:hitler
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Kara on June 09, 2015, 11:46:51 AM
:dead
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: fizzel on June 09, 2015, 12:10:52 PM
So Meryn Trant is a pedophile. I mean of course he is. It never could have been otherwise.

Guessing he wasn't a nonce in the books then?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAibbSOlGZ4

Fucking hell i miss the hound, too many dickheads walking around in this show going untrolled.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 09, 2015, 12:27:06 PM
So Meryn Trant is a pedophile. I mean of course he is. It never could have been otherwise.

TWOW sample
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It's from the Mercy chapter, with Trant replacing Raff The Sweetling, who was a pedophile. Although you could argue that we're talking about a medieval society where there was no concept of teenage years. A 14 year old would be an adult.
:uguu
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: StealthFan on June 09, 2015, 01:03:09 PM
I miss The Hound as well :tocry Season 4 was GOAT.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: bluemax on June 10, 2015, 01:47:29 AM
Plenty of great shows have off seasons. Friday Night Lights and The Wire come to mind.

Justified's second to last season was pretty off as well, but there were some extenuating circumstances.

Still I mean, its not like the Game of Thrones guys are working with grade A source material at this point. Its basically the sloppy remains of Books 4a and 4b and whatever material there is from book 4c.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Nibel on June 10, 2015, 06:01:52 AM
For a TV show I thought the CGI was outstanding, and a lot of the episode took place in outside-locations which are filled with CG; especially in Arya's and Dany's locations. There is only so much you can do.

I'm happy with what we get.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Bebpo on June 13, 2015, 09:36:00 PM
After really enjoying the game of thrones books, needed some extra reading for plane and decided to try reading my second fantasy series (assuming you count GoT as fantasy, since some don't), picked up Sanderson's Mistborn book #1.  Hope it fills the GoT itch while waiting for book 6!
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 13, 2015, 10:23:55 PM
I think the arya scene is really well done, a good way to show she's not ready to be "no one".
Surprising then to see that the Dorne scene continued to be excrement. I mean really, it's almost like the producers were like "Bring your A game!" to the writers then added "But get that fanfic lady to write the dorne scenes."
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: eleuin on June 14, 2015, 02:35:52 AM
Just learned about some book fuckery that might show up in the finale, wow if its true

Only click if you've read all the books I guess
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Catelyn gets resurrected and starts murking all her enemies? dafuq  ???
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on June 14, 2015, 02:43:14 AM
Just learned about some book fuckery that might show up in the finale, wow if its true

Only click if you've read all the books I guess
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Catelyn gets resurrected and starts murking all her enemies? dafuq  ???
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They said they're not doing that.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: huckleberry on June 14, 2015, 11:37:47 AM
Just learned about some book fuckery that might show up in the finale, wow if its true

Only click if you've read all the books I guess
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Catelyn gets resurrected and starts murking all her enemies? dafuq  ???
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Oh there is some fuckery showing up in the finale tonight alright...some tv show spoilering for a change.

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 14, 2015, 07:19:43 PM
IMO the best CGI is the architecture stuff. I love how they add towers and walls onto real life structures, it looks so natural. I remember the John Adams miniseries doing the same, and the company that did it ended up being hired for GoT S1; they've been doing CGI for the show since then.

Actual physical interaction between an actor and a CGI character is always hard, so I can't really fault the show for Dany/Drogon looking sorta like The Neverending Story. That's one of those things that can't really be achieved, especially on this budget. When I read that part in ADWD I figured it would be hard as fuck. That being said, Drogon is EASILY the best looking CGI character ever on a television show.

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: StealthFan on June 14, 2015, 10:32:55 PM
:tocry my nicca dead
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 14, 2015, 10:40:42 PM
Walrus Was Right.

next season is gonna be a train wreck lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: toku on June 14, 2015, 10:48:22 PM
Walrus Was Right.

next season is gonna be a train wreck lol

Gonna be so sloppy. This is the first time I've actually been excited to see a trailer for the next season.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 14, 2015, 11:29:05 PM
Pretty damn good episode all in all.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Kara on June 14, 2015, 11:34:00 PM
Starkfail always delivers. :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 14, 2015, 11:35:03 PM
Arya still GOAT
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Kara on June 14, 2015, 11:36:36 PM
Arya kidding me? :iface
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 14, 2015, 11:37:31 PM
This show invests in so many storylines that culminate into nothing but farts in the wind.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Youngblood on June 14, 2015, 11:45:02 PM
I think my main issue with how things played out is that two of the main threads here seemed poorly thought out. As viewers, we know that Jon was right to try to reach out to the wildlings given what they're up against, but in hindsight here it doesn't really make for great drama for me when you know that there was no other end to this. Sure, he's young and it might make sense in regards to him being naive and not really thinking things through. But "how do I convince the brothers of the watch to go for this?" and "what do I do if they aren't on board?" seem like obvious questions he seemingly never bothered to ask.

And Stannis. Jesus. I know he was distraught from murdering his own daughter, lost his wife, didn't have Melisandre with him, and lost half his army. But this was the guy who almost took King's Landing. He marched in there to lay siege to Winterfell and didn't even come close to winning that fight when his opponents said "fuck it," gave up their defensive advantage, and just met him in the open field. Stannis the Mannis indeed.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 15, 2015, 12:06:55 AM
"You want a good girl, but you need bad pussy"

(http://i.imgur.com/tmjSNZ2.gif)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 12:11:09 AM
I haven't read the books, but I think it's interesting that Melisandre abandons one dying lead for another dying lead. I guess her heart is already set on whom to revive with her coocoo god.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: lennedsay on June 15, 2015, 12:22:44 AM
SHAME SHAME SHAME

SHAME SHAME SHAME
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 12:27:02 AM
Lawd that was too hard to watch. #ineedfeminism
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Youngblood on June 15, 2015, 12:27:44 AM
SHAME SHAME SHAME

SHAME SHAME SHAME

Oh, yeah. That. I'm sure it was their intent that I become uncomfortable with the scene. But was it their intent that I become bored with it?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on June 15, 2015, 12:37:56 AM
If I wasn't 100% sure that the Red Beyotch would revive Jon I'd be pissed. More pissed than devestated, it kinda felt like they were trying to re-do the Red Wedding but there was really no build-up. "Hai Jon some dude said he saw your uncle." "OK where is- OH SHIT" *stab stab stab*

Excited for next season, especially Bran back in action.

Brannis the Mannis :aah

Best part of the episode was Brienne taking Stannis' fucking head off for Renly. Take that, bitch. :ufup
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on June 15, 2015, 12:38:41 AM
"You want a good girl, but you need bad pussy"

(http://i.imgur.com/tmjSNZ2.gif)
:neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf

I couldn't even begin to understand where they got this shit from

Benjen was wood
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 15, 2015, 12:40:30 AM
The handling of Stannis' story was pure amateur hour. 20 men sneak into his camp and magically destroy all his resources without anyone hearing/seeing anything, thus resulting in him burning his daughter in a last ditch effort to survive the storm/hunger. The blood magic works but he loses half his army to desertion. Now he convienantally has no horses and thus no scouts to determine the enemy has left Winterfell and is planning to ambush him.

Are you serious?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on June 15, 2015, 12:45:34 AM
The handling of Stannis' story was pure amateur hour. 20 men sneak into his camp and magically destroy all his resources without anyone hearing/seeing anything, thus resulting in him burning his daughter in a last ditch effort to survive the storm/hunger. The blood magic works but he loses half his army to desertion. Now he convienantally has no horses and thus no scouts to determine the enemy has left Winterfell and is planning to ambush him.

Are you serious?

I can totally buy that because Stannis has been a total goober this entire series. So glad he's finally dead.

(https://33.media.tumblr.com/03609731bcd914381267806974bcb75c/tumblr_n2rr38Ua6B1r57ykoo2_500.gif)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on June 15, 2015, 12:45:50 AM
I'm convinced the Dorne plot up and killed our girl Myrcella.
Script so bad it caught a body.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 15, 2015, 12:46:02 AM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
PD trying to act like Stannis wasn't just a loose end
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:umad

Was hoping the episode would go past where it ended. Wonder if we'll get another season or another book first.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 12:47:07 AM
I kept hoping they'd handle his character better by allowing him to redeem himself. Just anything to justify all the camera time they've given him. But nope. Fart in the wind.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on June 15, 2015, 12:47:38 AM
Holding out hope for guurrm to drop a book before the next season breh?  :lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on June 15, 2015, 12:54:59 AM
How many seasons can they wring out of Winds of Winter? 2?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Kara on June 15, 2015, 12:56:59 AM
Holy shit, is Stannis a Stark? :lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on June 15, 2015, 12:59:13 AM
How many seasons can they wring out of Winds of Winter? 2?

Why even bother, they've surpassed the books at this point.
For all we know, next season Rickon can come back as a fucking jedi and Gandalf can tell the cunts out in Dorne to fuck off.

I mean whatever, they're probably already well aware of the direction the books are going/will end in. It's just a matter of them getting there by their own ideas or some loosely based off of what is supposed to happen.

Or fuck it, they could just do whatever they feel like. It really doesn't matter as it hasn't for pretty much this entire season.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Kara on June 15, 2015, 01:00:41 AM
Or fuck it, they could just do whatever they feel like. It really doesn't matter as it hasn't for pretty much this entire season.

we is full metal alchemist now
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on June 15, 2015, 01:01:40 AM
I can't wait for Melisandre to birth a homunculi and then for Bran to warg into 1940s Germany.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 01:02:23 AM
This season was a low point, not just for the series, but TV in general.  :yeshrug
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Barraco Barner on June 15, 2015, 01:02:35 AM
Holy shit, is Stannis a Stark? :lol

Has anyone caught more L's in a single episode?  :lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Kara on June 15, 2015, 01:06:02 AM
Big ups to House Bolton for taking care of another failhouse. :rejoice

The Flayed Man #getsshitdone :bow2
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: toku on June 15, 2015, 01:19:36 AM
They struggled to give Jaime something to do this season I wonder what pointless quest they're gonna put him on next season?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Kara on June 15, 2015, 01:40:05 AM
Probably the best episode of Game of Thrones after the Red Wedding episode. Rotiart upon rotiart and the return of the Dothraki. :rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 15, 2015, 01:46:19 AM
scenes I liked:

Stannis and his 'army' looking on in despair as the Bolton army surrounds them.
Tyrion becomes leader of Mereen
Arya killed the dude
Snow getting merc'd

everything else was pretty garbage honestly.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: eleuin on June 15, 2015, 01:52:01 AM
There's no one left to root for brehs :tocry
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 15, 2015, 01:54:24 AM
There's no one left to root for brehs :tocry

(https://38.media.tumblr.com/f521e965b1a02e95dd6308637edac160/tumblr_n5ithc1seW1qc7rq0o2_r1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Kara on June 15, 2015, 02:02:06 AM
There's no one left to root for brehs :tocry

zomb-mountain
whoever kills hodor
sam "maester baiter" (quit the game to go read books brehs)
yara greyjoy #girlpower
that lazy fukken dragon (srsly can't even clean up his dang bones smh)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: eleuin on June 15, 2015, 02:03:27 AM
He's attached himself to Dany, I've given up all hope for him. He'll probably get shanked by some harpies waiting on her to make a move  :'(
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Freyj on June 15, 2015, 02:05:24 AM
So was Jon reading the pink letter or what?

Could have cut the longass walk and given Jon 5 more minutes to make "for the watch" make just a little more sense.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: bachikarn on June 15, 2015, 02:25:16 AM
Is Stannis definitely dead? Seems like the way they cut it, it was left ambiguous.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 02:26:48 AM
I really hope this Dothraki business doesn't drag for too long. I was starting to get excited for the Dany/Tyrion reign. I also would like for Jorah to disclose his aids because it seems like he's touching everyone with reckless abandon.

Arya's storyline remains there most interesting. Sansa remains frustrating and trash.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: bluemax on June 15, 2015, 02:59:46 AM
So they somehow managed to make the whole season meander just enough to give GURM another year to finish the book. Impressive. The only thing that we got that wasn't covered by the books is Stannis getting rekt at Winterfell but that doesn't seem that hard to fathom.

This show invests in so many storylines that culminate into nothing but farts in the wind.

Pretty accurate to GURM's sloppy writing. Let's not kid ourselves the books were on a downswing mid way through book 3 and they never recovered. Expecting quality writing out of a failed Soap Opera script writer, cmon.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Sausage on June 15, 2015, 03:15:46 AM
No Frey pies :(
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 15, 2015, 08:22:53 AM
So was Jon reading the pink letter or what?

Could have cut the longass walk and given Jon 5 more minutes to make "for the watch" make just a little more sense.

There was no pink letter in the show. Like a variety of things they essentially just adapt big moments with next to no context, thus resulting in a logical mess. I'd imagine they thought bringing Benjen into the mix was an amazing idea/twist to lure in book readers (and Jon)...but eh, still doesn't make sense.

I thought the episode was pretty bad. Like the rest of the season it was a mixture of shoehorning narrative destinations, regardless of whether it made sense. Stannis gets rid of the snow yet Reek still jumps. Brienne hangs around in a tower all season and leaves the minute Sansa lights a candle. Maergery is locked up with no repercussions and isn't mentioned in the finale. Jon gets stabbed yet there is no trigger moment to bring the Watch to that point; presumably the wildlings crossed the Wall days or weeks ago and not a single incident or problem happened. Ellaria (presumably) kills Myrcella with complete ease, thus making the initial Sand Snake attack look even worse. Not to mention that Jaime's entire arc was invalidated last week when Doran revealed Tommen wanted his sister back.

Not to mention the show's reliance on turning every villain into a complete caricature in order to "justify" their death. Trant can't just be a moral-less asshole who seemingly killed Syrio, violently abused Sansa, and perjured Tyrion. He also has to be a pedo who beats little girls so Arya can stab him? Ok...
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on June 15, 2015, 09:45:50 AM
Actually Brienne left before she lit the candle. I thought that part made sense, she wanted to finish off Stannis regardless of her duty to Sansa, and it might cost her.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: huckleberry on June 15, 2015, 09:47:51 AM
No Frey pies :(


The lack of Manderly in the show and serving of Frey pies is my real disappointment with the show. The White Harbor scenes were my favorite in the books (I know I know blah blah).



Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Nibel on June 15, 2015, 10:29:33 AM
I assume Olly is supposed to be the first fuckboy of mankind

Fuck that kid, I hope his family still burns in hell
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Youngblood on June 15, 2015, 11:57:48 AM
Jon gets stabbed yet there is no trigger moment to bring the Watch to that point; presumably the wildlings crossed the Wall days or weeks ago and not a single incident or problem happened.

Right. Yeah. This really bothers me just in terms of how poorly this all played out. I mean, from John's perspective, aside from acknowledging that he knew bringing the free folk in was unpopular, what was his plan to make sure that the Night's Watch was on board here? And from the mutineer's perspective, what's their plan to deal with all these wildlings now that they killed the guy who was looking out for them? If they have an easy way to mass murder them without getting decimated themselves, then it just comes back to how dumb John Snow was for thinking being the newly elected leader of a band of thieves and rapists meant he had the political capital to bring the enemy over and not get himself and all the people he was trying to save murdered in the process.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 15, 2015, 12:18:08 PM
I will say again: the show is working from bad source material at this point. You stanleys can deny it all you want- PD can claim that AffC has the best actual writing in the series, blah blah blah, Walrus can do his "is he blatantly trolling or actually this mindfuckingly stupid" act all he wants, but the fact is that the narratives of the book series went to crap in the last two books, and I don't see that improving going forward either. It's pretty simple to figure out why, too: GURM has become increasingly interested in world building and decreasingly interested in story telling. Look at what he's put his energy into post ASoS. The book series could have been a story about mankind's petty political squabbles, or how mankind came together to stave off a terrifying ice zombie army, or how dragons came back to the world, blah blah blah. It still may, but it's obvious that for GURM, world building is more important than telling a story. World building in service of narrative is great, but that's not what we've had here. GURM has been running around like dumb, hyperactive kid that just wants to live in that world instead of tell a coherent story.

Now, as for the show: D&D really do kind of suck. They're kinda dumb. When the show stuck more or less to the narratives of the first three well written books, they didn't do too much damage other than "let's shoehorn a shit ton of boobs in." When the narrative became OVERLY bloated in the last two books is when they had to make choices, and those choices have mostly been poor and missed the mark of what made the earlier shit great. For every Hardhome, we've endured like 3 stupid rape plots. I assume that major plot points we haven't gotten to in the books are mostly consistent with what's been shown on the show: I expect Stannis's army to get butchered early in the books, and for Stannis to die. I don't think Brienne will be the one who does it, but whatever- largely it will be consistent. Some stuff like what happened at the end of ADWD in King's Landing will probably play out differently on the show, but again- I expect them to hit the major storytelling beats of the books going forward.

But, let's stop kidding ourselves and be honest. This is not 36 Chambers or even Wu Tang Forever era quality. We're drifting steadily downward into The W and Iron Flag territory here. Take off your fanboy blinders and deal.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Kara on June 15, 2015, 12:40:04 PM
There's nothing implausible about a Stark not considering the practical consequences of their actions or that people might just act outside the structures of tradition for their own benefit. It's as Stark as failing spectacularly or prattling on about winter coming.

I am starting to come around on the :hans1 theory that Stannis bin Laden isn't actually dead.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Youngblood on June 15, 2015, 12:59:32 PM
There's nothing implausible about a Stark not considering the practical consequences of their actions or that people might just act outside the structures of tradition for their own benefit. It's as Stark as failing spectacularly or prattling on about winter coming.

Well, sure, the Starks are gullible idiots. But at least with some of the other scenarios, though maybe they should have seen it coming, they were at least deceived in a more elaborate fashion than "hey John, we need you to come over here!" Littlefinger fooled Ned into thinking the City Watch was on his side should Cersei go against him. Robb assumed that the substitution of himself for Edmure had assuaged Frey and also had no reason to suspect that Frey would commit the sacrilege of not honoring the Guest Right even if he was still harboring a grudge. John never had any reason to believe that the Night's Watch was going to go along with his plan to ally with the wildlings.

I guess another thing that bothers me about that is that -- while I know that some of the Watch died when the walkers attacked that village -- were there not other survivors from the watch that went with John? I mean, maybe John can't be trusted because he was in love with a wildling, and maybe you can't trust the hudreds/thousands of wildlings as far as you can throw them. But weren't there other people that escaped the attack that could be trusted in regards to spreading the word that you seriously need every able body you can get? Because the rest of the Watch doesn't really seem to understand that "Holy shit these guys are coming and they're a thousand times worse than Mance Rayder's group that attacked a while back."

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 15, 2015, 01:12:20 PM
Aren't you now moving goal posts, Triumph? Pre-S5 your position was that this season would be better than AFFC/ADWD thanks to the inevitable cuts necessary. Yet the show managed to be worse, while cutting nearly every good moment from those books.

There was more than enough content in those two books to make a solid ten episode season, and fix the pacing problem those books had. Instead they rushed to an ending, skipping any context, resulting in a pretty weak finale. Meh.

Next season they're doing the Ironborn stuff and I'd expect that to be just as rushed and awkward as Dorne was this year.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Kara on June 15, 2015, 01:15:14 PM
Snowglobe had to execute someone and Stannis was like, "Breh srsly these brehs don't like you--watch yo back. :ufup" Pretty sure he knew his position was tenuous.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 15, 2015, 01:22:40 PM
I'm not moving my goal posts- I'm flat out admitting that I was wrong. D&D have proven themselves to be not very good when left to their own devices, bad ass 15 minute zombie battles notwithstanding.

That doesn't change the fact the past two books have been not so good, and that it is increasingly obvious that world building (all of the non-book SoIaF projects Martin has taken on since ASoS) prove that he's more interested in building a world than crafting a coherent narrative. Go ahead and offer some evidence that I'm wrong on that. I'm waiting.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: toku on June 15, 2015, 01:31:24 PM
Snowglobe had to execute someone and Stannis was like, "Breh srsly these brehs don't like you--watch yo back. :ufup" Pretty sure he knew his position was tenuous.


I can't wait for next season when Jon Snow gets up and makes Olly choke on valyrian steel =)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Steve Youngblood on June 15, 2015, 01:33:54 PM
I'm not saying that producers/actors have never been deceptive before or that things can't change between now and then, but everything coming from Harington and the showrunners right now is that Snow is unambiguously gone and that Harington isn't coming back.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 15, 2015, 01:38:11 PM
I'm not moving my goal posts- I'm flat out admitting that I was wrong. D&D have proven themselves to be not very good when left to their own devices, bad ass 15 minute zombie battles notwithstanding.

That doesn't change the fact the past two books have been not so good, and that it is increasingly obvious that world building (all of the non-book SoIaF projects Martin has taken on since ASoS) prove that he's more interested in building a world than crafting a coherent narrative. Go ahead and offer some evidence that I'm wrong on that. I'm waiting.
Actually I'd agree Martin is more interested in worldbuilding in AFFC/ADWD, and took the story in a couple places it didn't need to go. You could also argue that all this happened specifically due to his original plan (the five year gap) not working. In short he ended up showing a lot of stuff he initially planned on skipping with a time jump. With regard to the next book I think it's troll shit to outright argue it's going to be bad...when literally every story arc is popping off or on the verge of doing so. Given what we already know about the book it sounds quite ASOS-esque. So...

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 15, 2015, 02:02:14 PM
Things that have happened since George RR Martin last wrote a good book

9/11
the entirety of the Bush Presidency
etc etc etc

Not sure why you expect him to crap out a good one now just because the chapters he's shown so far have been anywhere from ok to good. But, keep fucking that chicken.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Freyj on June 15, 2015, 07:21:08 PM
The only reason I use the pink letter is that he seems to be bothered by whatever he's reading, but the show doesn't ever do anything with it. We're off to some Benjen fake out.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: fizzel on June 16, 2015, 01:42:18 AM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/sspLJ4ksmEzMQ/giphy.gif)

King of the north.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: bluemax on June 16, 2015, 02:52:23 AM
I'm not saying that producers/actors have never been deceptive before or that things can't change between now and then, but everything coming from Harington and the showrunners right now is that Snow is unambiguously gone and that Harington isn't coming back.

Isn't he confirmed to be under contract for next season?

I have to admit I thought this season was the chance for the show runners to prove they were better than GURM with GURM's own world but they ended up being just as mediocre. Everything after Stannis getting his ass kicked in the finale was dull. I mean I thought we were going to really go past the books this season but they largely treaded water, and while they made some decent cuts almost everything ended up in the same boring ass place that GURM/Linda wanted it to.

Its kind of obvious at this point that George fucked up royally by trashing the 5 year gap and that he largely has no interest in finishing the series or that even if he was interested in finishing it he would even be capable of doing so. He wrote the books as a response to getting punted from the TV industry and now the TV industry has given him the money and fame he desired, so all we're left with is his laziness and rape fantasies. Yawn.

Next season is gonna be interesting, but only because this show is getting even more trainwrecky and its probably gonna start hemorrhaging viewers. At least they were kind enough to oblige GURM/Linda by giving them another year to not finish writing their book.

Although maybe they can finally make the show stop feeling like a clip show or highlight reel and an actual tv show. I dunno though, I doubt it.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Dickie Dee on June 16, 2015, 03:41:16 AM
Did Ghost even appear in the episode, even as an off-screen yelp? Not saying whatever Jon Snow has in store is written-yet in stone but only so many bits of context to give his "dying" that aren't dying, and bare minimum of set up woud've been nice. Seems they just straight dropped that whole thread for now though.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Dickie Dee on June 16, 2015, 03:47:27 AM
Hodir
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 16, 2015, 11:17:39 AM
The total weekly viewers for this season have pretty much matched last season; last update I saw was 18.7mil. First night ratings dropped a lot though, but HBO is less concerned about those than the cumulative number.

That being said I also wonder about next season. The show has pretty much reached True Blood levels of cheese, and I'd imagine just like that show the luster is fading. I have a feeling the marketing for S6 will hook folks back in, assuming they do what I think they're going to do. But how long with that last...
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 16, 2015, 11:46:19 AM
Really interested to see what next season's viewership numbers look like. I know of more than a few people who say they're dropping the show at this point.
They come back. They always come back. I mean look at the Sansa thing. After that episode my facebook was filled with "I'm so disgusted! I'm never watching this misogynistic show ever again!" (but in page long screeds)

Then last week all those self same people were like "oh no! Jon Snow!!!"

:comeon
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on June 16, 2015, 11:53:43 AM
Really interested to see what next season's viewership numbers look like. I know of more than a few people who say they're dropping the show at this point.
They come back. They always come back. I mean look at the Sansa thing. After that episode my facebook was filled with "I'm so disgusted! I'm never watching this misogynistic show ever again!" (but in page long screeds)

Then last week all those self same people were like "oh no! Jon Snow!!!"

:comeon

Just like two seasons ago. "Robb Stark is dead? THEN SO IS MY INTEREST IN THIS SHOW!!!!!"

*watches s4 premiere a year later*
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 16, 2015, 11:10:30 PM
PD, was this you or Walrus that wrote this?

http://www.salon.com/2015/06/14/stop_defending_game_of_thrones_how_hbo_gutted_the_stories_i_love/
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 17, 2015, 12:23:08 AM
Weiss' comment on Needle :kobeyuck

"themes are for eighth grade book reports"  :holeup

Ultimately I can't really cosign criticisms that are so heavily based on "but in the books..." The show is the show, the books are the books. My problem is that this season was bad television. Bad, inconsistent writing mixed with multiple scenes that didn't make much sense. When you adapt somethig with no context it's easy to end up with a mess, and that's what happened. At this point it's pretty clear the show is just mining set pieces and major events from the books, regardless of whether they've properly set the stage for them from a narrative perspective. Hell, they're not even setting the stage for the major events they come up with on their own (Shireen burning*, Stannis being decimated, etc).

Basically I agree with this:
Quote
“David Benioff and Dan Weiss … are no longer telling the same story as ‘A Song of Ice and Fire.’ They’re telling a cheaper, bastardized, dollar-store version of it, complete with all the loathsome tropes of Hollywood that drove George R.R. Martin to write his magnum opus in the first place.”
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Dennis on June 17, 2015, 09:04:50 AM
Solid finale.

I feel that the final three episodes 8-10 vindicates to some degree the weakest season of the show.

As a whole I still think the show is in a league of its own on TV even though I disagree with quite a few choices it has made - especially in this season.

I think they did a good job showing the damaged cause by in-fighting by people who should be concerned with the larger threat of the White Walkers. I think the show has handled the White Walkers immensely well culminating in Hardhome - arguably one of the greatest TV episodes ever.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 17, 2015, 09:12:32 AM
Seriously fuck people that post spoilers on FB hours after the show.

Fuck yall.

Overall a decent season again, last few episodes stepped it up big time.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Brehvolution on June 17, 2015, 01:46:38 PM
It was a Starkocaust. :kobeyuck
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 17, 2015, 03:31:10 PM
:neogaf

Come on that content itself isn't all that good.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 17, 2015, 04:23:17 PM
PD and I DEFINITELY would have done a better job running this season than Benioff and Weiss did.

Here's the thing though, they know where the story needs to go in the end. Maybe for television the way they've twisted and turned book plot makes total sense (aside from obvious shit like rape rape rape )
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on June 17, 2015, 06:23:13 PM
My girlfriend each time some rape shit was just  :kobeyuck

It's not that rape can't have a fucking place, sure whatever. D&D just straight suck at using it effectively outside of pure shock value. All just comes off as real fucking tone deaf to the average person who isn't riding the shows fucking dick. Jaime/Cersei shit was fucking awful. Gilly almost being sexually assaulted then fucking Sam as well was like fucking what. Sansa shit in the grand scheme of her entire arc now just seems meaningless.

Outside of the second to last episode this was easily the worst season.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: El Babua on June 17, 2015, 06:25:46 PM
So Yohn Royce's actor is coming back for next season.

I swear if Sansa goes back to the Vale  :lol
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: toku on June 17, 2015, 06:34:15 PM
Just bought the telltale game. Does that have rape too?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 17, 2015, 07:48:58 PM
of your wallet.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 17, 2015, 08:48:35 PM
My girlfriend each time some rape shit was just  :kobeyuck

It's not that rape can't have a fucking place, sure whatever. D&D just straight suck at using it effectively outside of pure shock value. All just comes off as real fucking tone deaf to the average person who isn't riding the shows fucking dick. Jaime/Cersei shit was fucking awful. Gilly almost being sexually assaulted then fucking Sam as well was like fucking what. Sansa shit in the grand scheme of her entire arc now just seems meaningless.

Outside of the second to last episode this was easily the worst season.

Speaking of Sansa, what exactly was her arc? The writers claimed she made a conscious choice for vengeance, and thus accepted the consequences of anything that followed (ie her rape). Yet in the last episode she escapes Winterfell. So where's the vengeance? I thought LF told her to avenge her family...

:snoop

Not to mention the insanity of LF not knowing anything about a guy who skins people who don't pay taxes...
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: toku on June 17, 2015, 10:22:32 PM
My girlfriend each time some rape shit was just  :kobeyuck

It's not that rape can't have a fucking place, sure whatever. D&D just straight suck at using it effectively outside of pure shock value. All just comes off as real fucking tone deaf to the average person who isn't riding the shows fucking dick. Jaime/Cersei shit was fucking awful. Gilly almost being sexually assaulted then fucking Sam as well was like fucking what. Sansa shit in the grand scheme of her entire arc now just seems meaningless.

Outside of the second to last episode this was easily the worst season.

Speaking of Sansa, what exactly was her arc? The writers claimed she made a conscious choice for vengeance, and thus accepted the consequences of anything that followed (ie her rape). Yet in the last episode she escapes Winterfell. So where's the vengeance? I thought LF told her to avenge her family...

:snoop

Not to mention the insanity of LF not knowing anything about a guy who skins people who don't pay taxes...

death is an escape in your eyes now pd? 
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Brehvolution on June 18, 2015, 01:24:49 PM
I know, I saw escape and said 'huh'. Looked like a suicide to me. Unless there is a secret snow drift that only the Stark kids new about.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 18, 2015, 03:17:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/pgwhmCz.jpg)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on June 18, 2015, 03:22:37 PM
Sansa's arc was basically that of what she's always been in the show.
A literary device to simply move the story along.

I'm sure she'll get her revenge eventually and shit, but D&D deserve all the shit they get for her story at the moment. Dudes set up the building blocks of expectation for that chick and just walked away. It wasn't the worst arc by far, nothing will top Dorne, but I mean fuck she literally did nothing but be someone's bitch for an entire season again.

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on June 18, 2015, 05:31:17 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/fuckstannis

This subreddit exists :dead
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: headwalk on June 24, 2015, 07:48:27 PM
i miss the spinal tap fella who played dragon queen's bitch-boy.

Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Nibel on June 30, 2015, 05:43:09 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=57&v=xsJhXez42Ko

Brehs  :dead
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Kara on July 13, 2015, 10:03:02 PM
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on July 21, 2015, 02:38:22 PM
SPOILARZ

http://t.co/xDkISly9gh

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I told you so.
[close]
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: king of the internet on July 21, 2015, 02:41:35 PM
SPOILARZ

http://t.co/xDkISly9gh

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I told you so.
[close]

Very brave of u to stand by your controversial prediction of Jon Snow coming back from his assassination.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on July 21, 2015, 02:42:46 PM
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 30, 2015, 08:44:28 PM
Quote
HBO says Game of Thrones will be at least eight seasons

“Seven-seasons-and-out has never been the [internal] conversation,” Lombardo said to critics at the Television Critics Association’s press tour Thursday. “The question is how much beyond seven are we going to do. [Showrunners David Benioff and Dan Weiss are] feeling like there’s two more years after six. I would always love for them to change their minds. That’s what we’re looking at right now.”

And what about a prequel series?

“I would be open to anything Dan and David want to do,” Lombardo said. “It really would depend fully on what they want to do. I think you’re right, there’s enormous storytelling to be mined in a prequel. We haven’t had any conversations.”
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/07/30/game-thrones-eight-seasons

Called it. Hell based on the casting reports for S6 it's clear they're going to be doing the stuff in AFFC they skipped.

Prequel wise...I know people are going to automatically say they want Robert's Rebellion but I'd rather get Dunk & Egg. And new showrunners, because David & Dan are trash.

Robert's Rebellion would require too big of a budget IMO. Give me Dunk & Egg brehs.
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/87de802f59d73a6a27c45b711af825da/tumblr_ne6npeV8Lq1u2n5cyo1_500.png)
:rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: El Babua on July 30, 2015, 11:33:10 PM
I wonder how much creative control the upper brass at HBO has, considering the very best of the network. Maybe they consider it True Blood tier and don't give a fuck as long they get that "mass appeal".

If the retread the AFFC stuff to the point where Sansa goes back to the Vale, I will :dead
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: bluemax on July 31, 2015, 12:54:08 AM
Prequel is an awful idea, it would tank so hard.

I wonder how much creative control the upper brass at HBO has, considering the very best of the network. Maybe they consider it True Blood tier and don't give a fuck as long they get that "mass appeal".

If the retread the AFFC stuff to the point where Sansa goes back to the Vale, I will :dead

Well GURM was pissed that they revealed the battle of Winterfell results and the Shireen death so there's that. But honestly he can fuck off, he sold the tv rights before finishing the books, he opened himself up for this due to his desire to be relevant on TV again.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Bebpo on July 31, 2015, 01:20:55 AM
Prequel is an awful idea, it would tank so hard.

I wonder how much creative control the upper brass at HBO has, considering the very best of the network. Maybe they consider it True Blood tier and don't give a fuck as long they get that "mass appeal".

If the retread the AFFC stuff to the point where Sansa goes back to the Vale, I will :dead

Well GURM was pissed that they revealed the battle of Winterfell results and the Shireen death so there's that. But honestly he can fuck off, he sold the tv rights before finishing the books, he opened himself up for this due to his desire to be relevant on TV again.

They didn't reveal anything.  I tried to find a source for that and this is what I got:

http://winteriscoming.net/2015/05/06/george-r-r-martins-editor-is-unhappy-with-game-of-thrones-departures-from-the-books/

http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/06/george-rr-martin-showrunner-war/4/

Just sounds like GRRM thinks the show is kind of dumb now and isn't going to comment on what is from his outline and what isn't because that's spoiling what will happen in the books (makes sense).  I still don't really think the TV show has spoiled anything for the books yet.  Though I guess we'll see when we read Book 6.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 01, 2015, 04:12:57 PM
‘Game of Thrones’ Casts Ian McShane in Season 6 Mystery Role
http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/game-of-thrones-ian-mcshane-1201554773/

:leon

gotta be
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Euron Greyjoy or Randyll Tarly right?
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: bluemax on August 02, 2015, 01:20:05 AM
Prequel is an awful idea, it would tank so hard.

I wonder how much creative control the upper brass at HBO has, considering the very best of the network. Maybe they consider it True Blood tier and don't give a fuck as long they get that "mass appeal".

If the retread the AFFC stuff to the point where Sansa goes back to the Vale, I will :dead

Well GURM was pissed that they revealed the battle of Winterfell results and the Shireen death so there's that. But honestly he can fuck off, he sold the tv rights before finishing the books, he opened himself up for this due to his desire to be relevant on TV again.

They didn't reveal anything.  I tried to find a source for that and this is what I got:

http://winteriscoming.net/2015/05/06/george-r-r-martins-editor-is-unhappy-with-game-of-thrones-departures-from-the-books/

http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/06/george-rr-martin-showrunner-war/4/

Just sounds like GRRM thinks the show is kind of dumb now and isn't going to comment on what is from his outline and what isn't because that's spoiling what will happen in the books (makes sense).  I still don't really think the TV show has spoiled anything for the books yet.  Though I guess we'll see when we read Book 6.

I'm sure we will all care so much in 10 years.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 04, 2015, 01:15:22 AM
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/08/03/game-thrones-max-von-sydow

:gladbron
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on August 21, 2015, 05:08:15 PM
http://www.geekwire.com/2015/will-hbo-finish-game-thrones-last-book-comes-anythings-possible-says-george-r-r-martin/

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“The show is moving forward like a locomotive, or sometimes a jet locomotive,” Martin said. “They’re writing 60-page scripts, I’m writing 1,500-page novels. So who the hell knows?

 I’m just going to tell my story, and they’re telling their story and adapting my books, and we shall see.
“There was a period where I was worried about that,” he said. “Then I said, to hell with that. Worrying about it isn’t going to change it one way or another. I still sit down at the typewriter, and I have to write the next scene and the next sentence … I’m just going to tell my story, and they’re telling their story and adapting my books, and we shall see.”

I fully expect HBO to lap GURRRM at the pace he sets tbh.
PD WHERE YOU AT?
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: El Babua on August 21, 2015, 05:19:44 PM
If that's a new interview, I think he gave up on releasing before S6. 2016 is still possible tho!!
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 21, 2015, 09:35:34 PM
His current plan is to attempt to get The Winds Of Winter out before S6. Whether he pulls that off...who knows, I wouldn't bet on it. His final 2015 events are this month so he has September, October, November, and December to attempt to finish it. It would have to be done by mid January to get an April 2016 release date.

In terms of the last book (A Dream Of Spring)? Nah, there's no way he gets that out before the show. Which makes me sick. Apparently the show will have 8 seasons now which gives him more time...but I still highly highly doubt he can pull that off.

On one hand S5 was so different (and so bad) that perhaps you could argue spoilers won't be a big deal. The show is doing one thing, the books are doing another. But I'm assuming the show is just taking a different path to whatever ending Martin has in mind. Which is where spoilers hurt. If Martin plans on killing Tyrion for instance we'll see it in the show first. Which is why I might just stop watching...doubt I can avoid the spoilers though.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: bluemax on August 22, 2015, 01:07:11 AM
One of these days you will give in and join the rest of us in Detractor land.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2015, 01:45:36 AM
If TWOW isn't out or announced by July 2016? Sure, I'l be on your side.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: bluemax on August 25, 2015, 07:06:51 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/george-rr-martin-game-of-thrones-books-show-ending_55d76e23e4b04ae49703273f

Even GURM has accepted it.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 25, 2015, 07:53:47 PM
If TWOW isn't out or announced by July 2016? Sure, I'l be on your side.

What if it's out and is as bad as the last two books?

:hitler

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Oh that's right, you're a books 4&5 apologist. :neogaf
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 01, 2015, 10:55:42 PM
Euron Greyjoy Cast For Season 6
http://watchersonthewall.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Pilou.jpg
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Sources report that Danish actor Pilou Asbæk will be playing the role of Euron Greyjoy.

Asbæk starred in the successful Danish series Borgen as Kasper Juul, along with GoT guest star Birgitte Hjort Sørensen. He appeared as Paolo Orsini on The Borgias,  and is playing Pontius Pilate in the newest version of Ben-Hur.
http://watchersonthewall.com/sources-report-euron-cast-major-scene-filmed-today-in-ballintoy-harbour/#more-43831

AFFC
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The set reports reveal that the Kingsmoot has been filmed. Yara (Asha) was there, as was the Damphair; no word on who is playing him. Sounds like Victarian has been cut.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on September 02, 2015, 10:41:28 AM
A Dance with Dragons
 :neogaf
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: chronovore on September 03, 2015, 08:44:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KjYizGo.jpg)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: chronovore on September 07, 2015, 12:59:33 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Vy7fZ3H.jpg)
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: king of the internet on September 07, 2015, 01:18:38 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/KjYizGo.jpg)

Ygritte still the no1 GoT girl  :whew
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2015, 03:26:30 PM
S6 casting report, heavy spoilers for the show and potentially TWOW:

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Sources report that today Game of Thrones is filming portions of a massive battle in Saintfield, Northern Ireland, that will likely be a part of episode nine. Preparations and the beginning of filming were seen in that area recently, but it was difficult to glean many details. We’ve learned that the battle will involve many northern armies fighting including the Umbers, the Boltons, wildlings and more! The true major spoiler is this: Kit Harington a.k.a Jon Snow was also seen at the location, participating in shooting this week.
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-of-thrones-gets-theatrical-plus-massive-spoilers-for-season-six/#more-44852

Sounds like the Grand Northern Conspiracy just got a buff, fellas. I would have bet that Jon would go north, not south. So he wargs, gets rezzed...and is chased away from the Wall? Or does he leave on his own. Or do northern lords show up at the Wall to scope him out, like in ADWD. Maybe he leaves with them, learns the Umbers are planning on betraying the Boltons, and the battle happens outside Winterfell.

Basically sounds like they killed off Stannis in order to give his role to Jon. So he'll defeat the Freys and Boltons, retake Winterfell, Rickon potentially shows up, then they...head back to the Wall? I'm guessing they have to be there when the Others show up.
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another shooting report (minor TWOW sample chapter spoilers):

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They're filming the Mercy chapter, including the theater scene. Apparently the theater troupe will be featured in three episodes. The way the chapter ends suggests Arya is finished with the troupe - or at least, will have to use a new face now - but perhaps there's more. Obviously Arya did not carry out the mission she was given.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2015, 04:04:52 PM
So basically...

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"Jon Snow is dead," long live Jon Stark?
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Well that's one way to do it and pretend they weren't lying.
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speculation/ASOS and ADWD spoilers

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But he's not a Stark lol. I guess it doesn't matter too much right now though, it's not like anyone can outright prove he is a Targaryen. Howland Reed knows, I'd imagine some of the Daynes know...but what evidence could they present.

Book wise, Maege Mormont and Galbart Glover take Robb's will to Greywater Watch in ASOS. Assuming Robb legitimized Jon, I'd imagine that northern lords will send feelers out to the Wall. Hell they might have already done it, given the people who show up at the Wall (the clans) or with Stannis (Mormont's daughter). Maybe they know Jon is the heir and are planning all this. I'm assuming this is a separate movement from Manderly, who wants Rickon.

Regardless I'm not 100% sold that it'll play out like this in the books. Jon being rezzed, saving Winterfell, beating the Others, meeting/potentially marrying Dany doesn't sound like George RR Martin to me.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Kara on September 11, 2015, 04:28:24 PM
And I was afraid we wouldn't get warlord zombie failstark. :rejoice
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: El Babua on September 11, 2015, 07:10:10 PM
^
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Rickon already confirmed for S6. True king of the north.
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Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2015, 07:28:23 PM
N+W=J.

Also, I'm really hoping Rickon is never mentioned again, in the books and the show. Do it like Judy Winslow. GRRM is hopefully enough of a troll that he'd consider this.

The funniest thing about that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaggy_dog_story

:dead

I smell a troll.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: bluemax on September 14, 2015, 03:39:55 AM
N+W=J.

Also, I'm really hoping Rickon is never mentioned again, in the books and the show. Do it like Judy Winslow. GRRM is hopefully enough of a troll that he'd consider this.

More like GURM can't keep his own plot threads straight and would just forget and then spend the rest of his life grumpily ignoring questions about Rickon at cons.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: toku on October 24, 2015, 02:06:39 AM
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/09/10/george-rr-martin-zombie-z-nation

Even GRRM knows Z Nation is the best zombie show on tv.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 18, 2015, 12:01:47 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvuyrcc_U04
:hitler
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Tasty on November 18, 2015, 12:25:58 AM
:rofl
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 23, 2015, 11:37:16 AM
First official S6 promo pic. Spoiler warning
https://twitter.com/GameOfThrones/status/668821378544570368
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: toku on November 23, 2015, 12:35:13 PM
First official S6 promo pic. Spoiler warning
https://twitter.com/GameOfThrones/status/668821378544570368

Wow! This is surprising!
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Dennis on November 23, 2015, 12:38:11 PM
But he dead.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: studyguy on November 23, 2015, 05:59:49 PM
What is dead may never turn into a profitable marketing blitz that can be milked for another 6 seasons.
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Kara on November 23, 2015, 06:04:48 PM
Zombie Fail Stark¿¿¿¿¿  :gladbron :gladbron
Title: Re: Game Of Thrones Season 5 thread of windy words
Post by: Bebpo on December 10, 2015, 04:36:10 PM
Started reading the Dunk & Egg compilation.  Read through the first one and liked it a good deal.  I like how at first it's a typical fantasy peasant boy goes to fulfill his dreams and try to win the tourney and then it becomes all politics and the reason why GRRM is a great writer. 

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Like I especially enjoyed the mind games involved in setting up the battle of 7, with Baelor taking on the Kingsguard since they can't touch him, Steffon Fossoway totally fucking over one side, and Darion taking the L; all that stuff made it really interesting.

Although the plot twist of Baelor being the dead dragon over dunk from the dreams was pretty predictable since it's GRRM and if there's 3 possible dragons to die, it's always gonna be the good heroic likeable one rather than the despicable bad apple one.

But still a good page-turner read.  Looking forward to the other two.
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