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Title: Which would be the better sex partner: Daleks or Cybermen?
Post by: TVC15 on January 22, 2007, 02:39:01 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/Daleknew.jpg)

A Dalek.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/33/Cyberman2006.jpg/318px-Cyberman2006.jpg)

A Cyberman.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a7/10dr19.jpg)

The Doctor.
Title: Re: Which would be the better sex partner: Daleks or Cybermen?
Post by: TVC15 on January 22, 2007, 02:50:09 AM
Jesus you people are slow.

Anyway, pros and cons:

Daleks make that plunger thing look really sexy, and I would be surprised if they didn't have other attachments.  Cons would be that their touch equals pretty much instant death.

Cybermen are cybernetically modified bipedals, so they probably have more of an affinity for human sexual positions.  The con would be that they used to look like this:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f0/First_Cybermen.jpg)
Title: Re: Which would be the better sex partner: Daleks or Cybermen?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2007, 02:52:49 AM
Huh? Are you talking about the cheap ass show I see when I turn to sci fi everynow and then...with horrible acting and laughable dialogue? lol
Title: Re: Which would be the better sex partner: Daleks or Cybermen?
Post by: TVC15 on January 22, 2007, 02:53:17 AM
Huh? Are you talking about the cheap ass show I see when I turn to sci fi everynow and then...with horrible acting and laughable dialogue? lol

Go watch 24.  You aren't genre enough to get the Doctor.  Get out of my thread you distinguished black gentleman.
Title: Re: Which would be the better sex partner: Daleks or Cybermen?
Post by: bagofeyes on January 22, 2007, 02:54:48 AM
I voted for 2 Daleks with a Cyberman watching
Title: Re: Which would be the better sex partner: Daleks or Cybermen?
Post by: The Sceneman on January 22, 2007, 02:54:59 AM
24 is shit lol
Title: Re: Which would be the better sex partner: Daleks or Cybermen?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2007, 02:55:19 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cPbRnt1DrU
 :lol :lol :lol

What the fuck is this shit
Title: Re: Which would be the better sex partner: Daleks or Cybermen?
Post by: TVC15 on January 22, 2007, 02:58:31 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cPbRnt1DrU
 :lol :lol :lol

What the fuck is this shit

You can pick some serious groaners from Doctor Who, and you succeeded in finding none of them.  It's a scifi show, what the hell are you expecting?  That's a decent promo, actually.
Title: Re: Which would be the better sex partner: Daleks or Cybermen?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2007, 03:02:25 AM
Dude it looks tacky and cheap as hell. Like something you'd see on PBS
Title: Re: Which would be the better sex partner: Daleks or Cybermen?
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 22, 2007, 03:02:47 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEMCr-LPgCg -- watch end of evangelion, with or without the emo music.
Title: Re: Which would be the better sex partner: Daleks or Cybermen?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2007, 03:04:29 AM
Now THAT looks interesting
Title: Re: Which would be the better sex partner: Daleks or Cybermen?
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 22, 2007, 03:05:50 AM
End of Evangelion was an amazing movie, watch it after watching Death and Rebirth which is a recap movie removing ALL NEED to watch the 'staring at empty fields' tv series
Title: Re: Which would be the better sex partner: Daleks or Cybermen?
Post by: TVC15 on January 22, 2007, 03:07:04 AM
Dude it looks tacky and cheap as hell. Like something you'd see on PBS

I don't really know what you're talking about, because all the costuming you showed in that clip is pretty high quality.  Of course, you're a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow kid, so you probably can't get a hardon without CG.

The show does show its cheap edges frequently, but again, not in the clip you posted.  If you're going to go with the common complaints that you have read on message boards, without watching the show, at least use clips that back up the talk.

Also, and I know this may be difficult for someone like you to understand, but it is possible for things to be good without having Hollywood production.  You see 24?  That's ONLY watchable because of the production.  Doctor Who has always been cheaper than other shows, but it encourages imaginative writing.

PD, when you want to play the "LOL looks like shit" game, play with someone else.  24 looks like cheap shit when compared to the HBO heavyweights.  You don't have th experience or knowledge to criticize anyone's taste.  You're basically the am nintenho of TV.  Need I remind the forum of you proclaiming season 1 of 24 the best season of TV ever?
Title: Re: Which would be the better sex partner: Daleks or Cybermen?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2007, 03:09:21 AM
Best season I've ever seen. There's a difference. I'm in no position to declare anything on TV the best of time considering I've only watched two shows religiously (Xena and Hercules)
Title: Re: Which would be the better sex partner: Daleks or Cybermen?
Post by: TVC15 on January 22, 2007, 03:15:30 AM
Best season I've ever seen. There's a difference. I'm in no position to declare anything on TV the best of time considering I've only watched two shows religiously (Xena and Hercules)

Cool, then don't shit on things when you don't even know what DECENT WRITING is.
Title: Re: Which would be the better sex partner: Daleks or Cybermen?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2007, 03:23:26 AM
I know what decent writing is - don't need to watch 100 shows to find that out.
Title: Re: Which would be the better sex partner: Daleks or Cybermen?
Post by: TVC15 on January 22, 2007, 03:31:29 AM
I know what decent writing is - don't need to watch 100 shows to find that out.

Maybe you know what decent writing in writing is, but the rules are different for television.  Even with that in mind, you definitely do not know what good writing is.  If you do, you have never displayed the knowledge.
Title: Re: Which would be the better sex partner: Daleks or Cybermen?
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 22, 2007, 03:45:05 AM
Goddammit PD, you need to seriously shut the everliving fuck up and get some life experience.  Go get hooked on smack, flunk out of school and have your parents kick you out of your house.  Then maybe your opinion will be worth belittling, even.
Title: Re: Which would be the better sex partner: Daleks or Cybermen?
Post by: demi on January 22, 2007, 03:49:08 AM
Horrible topic, I'm going to have it deleted.
Title: Re: Which would be the better sex partner: Daleks or Cybermen?
Post by: TVC15 on January 22, 2007, 03:56:47 AM
Horrible topic, I'm going to have it deleted.

Go watch a show that features your ugly fat lover.  The Doctor has Simon Pegg, not the Hefty fulla lard that Frost offers.
Title: Re: Which would be the better sex partner: Daleks or Cybermen?
Post by: etiolate on January 22, 2007, 04:59:17 AM
I've always sort of liked the old magician look of the third doctor, the fourth is classic, but the fifth is obviously the sexiest.

So the fifth doctor with a cyberman and a Dalek watching and feverishly shouting FORNICAAAAATE! FORNICAAAAAAATE! FORNICAAAAAAAATE!
Title: Re: Which would be the better sex partner: Daleks or Cybermen?
Post by: Cheebs on January 22, 2007, 08:13:33 AM
Why did PD watch Hercules and Xena?

EVERYONE knows Lucy Lawless's best show is BSG
(http://members.shaw.ca/flickharrison/bsg-lucy-danna06.jpg)
Title: Re: Which would be the better sex partner: Daleks or Cybermen?
Post by: TVC15 on January 22, 2007, 11:38:17 AM
Why did PD watch Hercules and Xena?

EVERYONE knows Lucy Lawless's best show is BSG
[imp://members.shaw.ca/flickharrison/bsg-lucy-danna06.jpg[/img]

Technically her best show was The X-Files.  She was just on it after, uh, it had turned to shit.
Title: Re: Which would be the better sex partner: Daleks or Cybermen?
Post by: Cheebs on January 22, 2007, 12:37:24 PM
Why did PD watch Hercules and Xena?

EVERYONE knows Lucy Lawless's best show is BSG
[imp://members.shaw.ca/flickharrison/bsg-lucy-danna06.jpg[/img]

Technically her best show was The X-Files.  She was just on it after, uh, it had turned to shit.
X-Files ended after season 6(or was it 7? I forgot when it turned to shit) don't put these lies into my head.