Author Topic: Which would be the better sex partner: Daleks or Cybermen? (Read 2067 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** January 22, 2007, 02:39:01 AM »

A Dalek.

A Cyberman.

The Doctor.

TVC15 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 22, 2007, 02:50:09 AM »

Jesus you people are slow.

Anyway, pros and cons:

Daleks make that plunger thing look really sexy, and I would be surprised if they didn't have other attachments. Cons would be that their touch equals pretty much instant death.

Cybermen are cybernetically modified bipedals, so they probably have more of an affinity for human sexual positions. The con would be that they used to look like this:

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** January 22, 2007, 02:52:49 AM »

Huh? Are you talking about the cheap ass show I see when I turn to sci fi everynow and then...with horrible acting and laughable dialogue? lol

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 22, 2007, 02:53:17 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2007, 02:52:49 AM

Huh? Are you talking about the cheap ass show I see when I turn to sci fi everynow and then...with horrible acting and laughable dialogue? lol

Go watch 24. You aren't genre enough to get the Doctor. Get out of my thread you distinguished black gentleman.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #4 on:** January 22, 2007, 02:54:48 AM »

I voted for 2 Daleks with a Cyberman watching

The Sceneman · « **Reply #5 on:** January 22, 2007, 02:54:59 AM »

24 is shit lol

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** January 22, 2007, 02:55:19 AM »

What the fuck is this shit

TVC15 · « **Reply #7 on:** January 22, 2007, 02:58:31 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2007, 02:55:19 AM

What the fuck is this shit

You can pick some serious groaners from Doctor Who, and you succeeded in finding none of them. It's a scifi show, what the hell are you expecting? That's a decent promo, actually.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** January 22, 2007, 03:02:25 AM »

Dude it looks tacky and cheap as hell. Like something you'd see on PBS

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** January 22, 2007, 03:02:47 AM »

-- watch end of evangelion, with or without the emo music.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** January 22, 2007, 03:04:29 AM »

Now THAT looks interesting

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #11 on:** January 22, 2007, 03:05:50 AM »

End of Evangelion was an amazing movie, watch it after watching Death and Rebirth which is a recap movie removing ALL NEED to watch the 'staring at empty fields' tv series

TVC15 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 22, 2007, 03:07:04 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2007, 03:02:25 AM

Dude it looks tacky and cheap as hell. Like something you'd see on PBS

I don't really know what you're talking about, because all the costuming you showed in that clip is pretty high quality. Of course, you're a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow kid, so you probably can't get a hardon without CG.

The show does show its cheap edges frequently, but again, not in the clip you posted. If you're going to go with the common complaints that you have read on message boards, without watching the show, at least use clips that back up the talk.

Also, and I know this may be difficult for someone like you to understand, but it is possible for things to be good without having Hollywood production. You see 24? That's ONLY watchable because of the production. Doctor Who has always been cheaper than other shows, but it encourages imaginative writing.

PD, when you want to play the "LOL looks like shit" game, play with someone else. 24 looks like cheap shit when compared to the HBO heavyweights. You don't have th experience or knowledge to criticize anyone's taste. You're basically the am nintenho of TV. Need I remind the forum of you proclaiming season 1 of 24 the best season of TV ever?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** January 22, 2007, 03:09:21 AM »

Best season I've ever seen. There's a difference. I'm in no position to declare anything on TV the best of time considering I've only watched two shows religiously (Xena and Hercules)

TVC15 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 22, 2007, 03:15:30 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2007, 03:09:21 AM

Best season I've ever seen. There's a difference. I'm in no position to declare anything on TV the best of time considering I've only watched two shows religiously (Xena and Hercules)

Cool, then don't shit on things when you don't even know what DECENT WRITING is.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** January 22, 2007, 03:23:26 AM »

I know what decent writing is - don't need to watch 100 shows to find that out.

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 22, 2007, 03:31:29 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2007, 03:23:26 AM

I know what decent writing is - don't need to watch 100 shows to find that out.

Maybe you know what decent writing in writing is, but the rules are different for television. Even with that in mind, you definitely do not know what good writing is. If you do, you have never displayed the knowledge.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #17 on:** January 22, 2007, 03:45:05 AM »

Goddammit PD, you need to seriously shut the everliving fuck up and get some life experience. Go get hooked on smack, flunk out of school and have your parents kick you out of your house. Then maybe your opinion will be worth belittling, even.

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** January 22, 2007, 03:49:08 AM »

Horrible topic, I'm going to have it deleted.

TVC15 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 22, 2007, 03:56:47 AM »

Quote from: demi on January 22, 2007, 03:49:08 AM

Horrible topic, I'm going to have it deleted.

Go watch a show that features your ugly fat lover. The Doctor has Simon Pegg, not the Hefty fulla lard that Frost offers.

etiolate · « **Reply #20 on:** January 22, 2007, 04:59:17 AM »

I've always sort of liked the old magician look of the third doctor, the fourth is classic, but the fifth is obviously the sexiest.

So the fifth doctor with a cyberman and a Dalek watching and feverishly shouting FORNICAAAAATE! FORNICAAAAAAATE! FORNICAAAAAAAATE!

Cheebs · « **Reply #21 on:** January 22, 2007, 08:13:33 AM »

Why did PD watch Hercules and Xena?

EVERYONE knows Lucy Lawless's best show is BSG

TVC15 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 22, 2007, 11:38:17 AM »

Quote from: Cheebs on January 22, 2007, 08:13:33 AM

Why did PD watch Hercules and Xena?

EVERYONE knows Lucy Lawless's best show is BSG
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Technically her best show was The X-Files. She was just on it after, uh, it had turned to shit.

Cheebs · « **Reply #23 on:** January 22, 2007, 12:37:24 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 22, 2007, 11:38:17 AM

Quote from: Cheebs on January 22, 2007, 08:13:33 AM
Why did PD watch Hercules and Xena?

EVERYONE knows Lucy Lawless's best show is BSG
[imp://members.shaw.ca/flickharrison/bsg-lucy-danna06.jpg[/img]

Technically her best show was The X-Files. She was just on it after, uh, it had turned to shit.

X-Files ended after season 6(or was it 7? I forgot when it turned to shit) don't put these lies into my head.

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Author Topic: Which would be the better sex partner: Daleks or Cybermen? (Read 2067 times)