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Title: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: Eschaton on February 26, 2015, 12:52:07 AM: 4 votes

obviously, there are no repercussions or get backs :umad

Also, I'm taking suggestions
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 26, 2015, 12:55:51 AM: Needs a Jamie Dimon option. Also Lloyd Blankfein.
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: benjipwns on February 26, 2015, 01:03:37 AM: How current do they have to be? Because like some dude named Ignacio "Iggy" Balderas is now CEO of Constellis Group which owns Academi but Erik Prince was CEO from 1997-2009 when it was called Blackwater and Xe. And I don't know anything about Mr. Iggy.
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: Kara on February 26, 2015, 01:14:10 AM: Kurt Schmitt, though IIRC he was never actually a CEO.
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: Your Stalker on February 26, 2015, 01:22:36 AM: Steve Jobs' corpse
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: Kara on February 26, 2015, 02:02:58 AM: Noticing quite a few Jews and financier on here Esch. Want to talk about something?

David is way worse than Benjamin if we're going to throw Rothschilds outchea, BTW. :hitler
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: benjipwns on February 26, 2015, 02:44:54 AM: Also, do they have to be CEO's or do Board Chairmen qualify, because I'd like to offer up James Dolan.
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: Kara on February 26, 2015, 02:51:06 AM: He is a CEO, just not of the Knicks.
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 26, 2015, 02:52:53 AM: I bear no ill will to the job creators in our economy.
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: king of the internet on February 26, 2015, 02:53:11 AM: Birdman is losing everything but he'll always still have enough power to get blowies from young struggling rappers as long he lives so it's a tough choice
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: benjipwns on February 26, 2015, 03:10:08 AM: Quote from: Vularai on February 26, 2015, 02:51:06 AM
He is a CEO, just not of the Knicks.
He got kicked upstairs at MSG as a whole.
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: Kara on February 26, 2015, 03:21:07 AM: http://www.cablevision.com/about/leadership/james_dolan.jsp

:ufup I think?
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: benjipwns on February 26, 2015, 03:29:21 AM: Quote
As chief executive officer of Cablevision Systems Corporation, James L. Dolan oversees the company's extensive media and telecommunications properties. Mr. Dolan also serves as executive chairman of The Madison Square Garden Company (MSG),
So I guess he does count, as CEO of Cablevision.

You win this round, pray that it won't be your last as I won't be as forgiving next time.
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: Oblivion on February 26, 2015, 03:47:48 AM: Um, Steve Jobs was a liberal and therefore never actually a CEO.
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: chronovore on February 26, 2015, 04:20:59 AM: Quote from: ToxicAdam on February 26, 2015, 02:52:53 AM
I bear no ill will to the job creators in our economy.

Sure, but which of the CEOs do you want to slap?
/localbizrules_CEOdrools
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 26, 2015, 05:23:23 AM: Lack Direction? Evaluate Your Brain's C.E.O. (http://www.nytimes.com/2003/08/26/science/lack-direction-evaluate-your-brain-s-ceo.html)
Quote
You can be truly smart and still struggle in life if you lack the ability to plan, organize time and space, initiate projects and see them through to completion, and you cannot resist immediate temptations in favor of later better rewards.

When those capacities are damaged or underdeveloped, even people with intelligence and talent may flounder. They are often misunderstood as being willfully disorganized or lazy, possessing a bad attitude or, from a parental viewpoint, ''doing this on purpose to drive me crazy.''

More and more, however, neuroscientists are saying such puzzling underachievers may suffer from neurological abnormalities affecting ''the brain's C.E.O.'' This control center, really an array of ''executive functions,'' orchestrates resources like memory, language and attention to achieve a goal, be it a fraction of a second or five years from now.

Executive functions ''enable you to maintain a mental image of destination,'' said Dr. Anthony Bashir, a specialist in communications disorders at Emerson College in Boston. A person lacking the functions, another researcher said, behaves in a way that is considered ''future-blind.''

I would def slap my brain's CEO.
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 26, 2015, 08:10:56 AM: John Motherfucking T. Chambers.
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 26, 2015, 09:52:40 AM: Pls add Papa John.
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 26, 2015, 09:59:18 AM: I once had my urine on a CEOs hands. That's better.
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: Brehvolution on February 26, 2015, 10:04:08 AM: Write in vote for Donald Trump.
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 26, 2015, 05:15:20 PM: Quote from: Brehvolution on February 26, 2015, 10:04:08 AM
Write in vote for Donald Trump.

Not actually a CEO [as of 2005], but I think an exception can be made.
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: Steve Contra on February 26, 2015, 05:22:24 PM: I missed Jamie Dimon somehow :( He's basically everything that's wrong with everything in America
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 26, 2015, 05:48:11 PM: I was gonna ask you to add Comcast and Verizon's CEOs but Obolo slapped them already
(http://i.imgur.com/jO0bfTg.png)

so I'll vote for Jamie Dimon 4 times with the help of ACORN.
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 26, 2015, 05:58:04 PM: Ya. Mussolini only really fucked over Italians and Ethiopians, two groups no one cares about.
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 26, 2015, 06:07:22 PM: In all honesty, I think he only gets a bad name cause he was a fascist.
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: Kara on February 26, 2015, 06:21:33 PM: If cacs weren't shitbirds, Murdoch's media outlets would be as relevant as People's World is today. His success is a rather damning indictment of the anglosphere and the beliefs its dominant members hold but hide from public view.

I have a bad feeling I'm going to be the public defender for bourgeois pigs itt. :snoop
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 26, 2015, 06:29:09 PM: I'm not saying they haven't brought something to human culture, I mean I enjoy famine jokes as much as the next guy, but on the whole I can only care so much.
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 26, 2015, 07:16:32 PM: Ethiopia probably accounts for 43% of all headband sales revenue. The remainder comes from LeBron James.
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: nudemacusers on February 26, 2015, 08:41:42 PM: papa john

shitty food, shitty mcmansion, shitty douchechill mug.
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: Trent Dole on February 26, 2015, 11:54:24 PM: I'm surprised at only 3 slaps for Birdman. Head of garbage label and doesn't even pay his wack ass artists. Fuck you, Birdman.
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 01, 2015, 10:12:46 PM: i've seen and may have sucked steve ballmer's uncut snausage
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: nudemacusers on March 01, 2015, 11:23:37 PM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 01, 2015, 10:12:46 PM
i've seen and may have sucked steve ballmer's uncut snausage
he has a big dick face, I bet it was a mouthful :drool
Title: Re: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 01, 2015, 11:48:59 PM: short but thick, like one of those little 10oz coke bottles but pink and goy