Author Topic: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be (Read 2309 times)

Eschaton · « **on:** February 26, 2015, 12:52:07 AM »

4 votes

obviously, there are no repercussions or get backs

Also, I'm taking suggestions

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1 on:** February 26, 2015, 12:55:51 AM »

Needs a Jamie Dimon option. Also Lloyd Blankfein.

benjipwns · « **Reply #2 on:** February 26, 2015, 01:03:37 AM »

How current do they have to be? Because like some dude named Ignacio "Iggy" Balderas is now CEO of Constellis Group which owns Academi but Erik Prince was CEO from 1997-2009 when it was called Blackwater and Xe. And I don't know anything about Mr. Iggy.

Kara · « **Reply #3 on:** February 26, 2015, 01:14:10 AM »

Kurt Schmitt, though IIRC he was never actually a CEO.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #4 on:** February 26, 2015, 01:22:36 AM »

Steve Jobs' corpse

Kara · « **Reply #5 on:** February 26, 2015, 02:02:58 AM »

Noticing quite a few Jews and financier on here Esch. Want to talk about something?

David is way worse than Benjamin if we're going to throw Rothschilds outchea, BTW.

benjipwns · « **Reply #6 on:** February 26, 2015, 02:44:54 AM »

Also, do they have to be CEO's or do Board Chairmen qualify, because I'd like to offer up James Dolan.

Kara · « **Reply #7 on:** February 26, 2015, 02:51:06 AM »

He is a CEO, just not of the Knicks.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #8 on:** February 26, 2015, 02:52:53 AM »

I bear no ill will to the job creators in our economy.

king of the internet · « **Reply #9 on:** February 26, 2015, 02:53:11 AM »

Birdman is losing everything but he'll always still have enough power to get blowies from young struggling rappers as long he lives so it's a tough choice

benjipwns · « **Reply #10 on:** February 26, 2015, 03:10:08 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on February 26, 2015, 02:51:06 AM

He is a CEO, just not of the Knicks.

He got kicked upstairs at MSG as a whole.

Kara · « **Reply #11 on:** February 26, 2015, 03:21:07 AM »

http://www.cablevision.com/about/leadership/james_dolan.jsp

I think?

benjipwns · « **Reply #12 on:** February 26, 2015, 03:29:21 AM »

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As chief executive officer of Cablevision Systems Corporation, James L. Dolan oversees the company's extensive media and telecommunications properties. Mr. Dolan also serves as executive chairman of The Madison Square Garden Company (MSG),

So I guess he does count, as CEO of Cablevision.

You win this round, pray that it won't be your last as I won't be as forgiving next time.

Oblivion · « **Reply #13 on:** February 26, 2015, 03:47:48 AM »

Um, Steve Jobs was a liberal and therefore never actually a CEO.

chronovore · « **Reply #14 on:** February 26, 2015, 04:20:59 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on February 26, 2015, 02:52:53 AM

I bear no ill will to the job creators in our economy.

Sure, but which of the CEOs do you want to slap?
/localbizrules_CEOdrools

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #15 on:** February 26, 2015, 05:23:23 AM »

Lack Direction? Evaluate Your Brain's C.E.O.

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You can be truly smart and still struggle in life if you lack the ability to plan, organize time and space, initiate projects and see them through to completion, and you cannot resist immediate temptations in favor of later better rewards.

When those capacities are damaged or underdeveloped, even people with intelligence and talent may flounder. They are often misunderstood as being willfully disorganized or lazy, possessing a bad attitude or, from a parental viewpoint, ''doing this on purpose to drive me crazy.''

More and more, however, neuroscientists are saying such puzzling underachievers may suffer from neurological abnormalities affecting ''the brain's C.E.O.'' This control center, really an array of ''executive functions,'' orchestrates resources like memory, language and attention to achieve a goal, be it a fraction of a second or five years from now.

Executive functions ''enable you to maintain a mental image of destination,'' said Dr. Anthony Bashir, a specialist in communications disorders at Emerson College in Boston. A person lacking the functions, another researcher said, behaves in a way that is considered ''future-blind.''

I would def slap my brain's CEO.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #16 on:** February 26, 2015, 08:10:56 AM »

John Motherfucking T. Chambers.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17 on:** February 26, 2015, 09:52:40 AM »

Pls add Papa John.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #18 on:** February 26, 2015, 09:59:18 AM »

I once had my urine on a CEOs hands. That's better.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #19 on:** February 26, 2015, 10:04:08 AM »

Write in vote for Donald Trump.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #20 on:** February 26, 2015, 05:15:20 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on February 26, 2015, 10:04:08 AM

Write in vote for Donald Trump.

Not actually a CEO [as of 2005], but I think an exception can be made.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #21 on:** February 26, 2015, 05:22:24 PM »

I missed Jamie Dimon somehow

He's basically everything that's wrong with everything in America

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** February 26, 2015, 05:48:11 PM »

I was gonna ask you to add Comcast and Verizon's CEOs but Obolo slapped them already

so I'll vote for Jamie Dimon 4 times with the help of ACORN.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #23 on:** February 26, 2015, 05:58:04 PM »

Ya. Mussolini only really fucked over Italians and Ethiopians, two groups no one cares about.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** February 26, 2015, 06:07:22 PM »

In all honesty, I think he only gets a bad name cause he was a fascist.

Kara · « **Reply #25 on:** February 26, 2015, 06:21:33 PM »

If cacs weren't shitbirds, Murdoch's media outlets would be as relevant as People's World is today. His success is a rather damning indictment of the anglosphere and the beliefs its dominant members hold but hide from public view.

I have a bad feeling I'm going to be the public defender for bourgeois pigs itt.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26 on:** February 26, 2015, 06:29:09 PM »

I'm not saying they haven't brought something to human culture, I mean I enjoy famine jokes as much as the next guy, but on the whole I can only care so much.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** February 26, 2015, 07:16:32 PM »

Ethiopia probably accounts for 43% of all headband sales revenue. The remainder comes from LeBron James.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #28 on:** February 26, 2015, 08:41:42 PM »

papa john

shitty food, shitty mcmansion, shitty douchechill mug.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #29 on:** February 26, 2015, 11:54:24 PM »

I'm surprised at only 3 slaps for Birdman. Head of garbage label and doesn't even pay his wack ass artists. Fuck you, Birdman.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #30 on:** March 01, 2015, 10:12:46 PM »

i've seen and may have sucked steve ballmer's uncut snausage

nudemacusers · « **Reply #31 on:** March 01, 2015, 11:23:37 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 01, 2015, 10:12:46 PM

i've seen and may have sucked steve ballmer's uncut snausage

he has a big dick face, I bet it was a mouthful

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #32 on:** March 01, 2015, 11:48:59 PM »

short but thick, like one of those little 10oz coke bottles but pink and goy

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Author Topic: if you could slap a CEO, any CEO, who would it be (Read 2309 times)

Eschaton