HBO Now exclusive to Apple devices. The butthurt is strong.
New macbooks don't have fans, will double as dick roasters
The most important question...Is candy crush functional on this device?no but you can send dick doodles to people
The most important question...Is candy crush functional on this device?no but you can send dick doodles to people
http://store.apple.com/us/buy-watch/apple-watch-edition?product=MJ3G2LL/A&step=detail#it's a very pleasing color combo but the band should be croc or pebbled imo.
the vast majority of luxury watches look like overly complicated shitty looking poorly designed bits of quickly put-together-pieces of shiny scrap metal
real talk
those new macbooks are sexy as fuck
Tech sites last year: "Smart watches such as Samsung's latest offering just seem superfluous to the smart phones one already uses on a daily basis."
Tech sites just a few hours ago: "Apple's smart watch is a synchrony of form and function, one which provides the iphone with an essential partner you didn't even know you were missing until now. They continue to amaze."
Still don't understand the point. The smart phone makes a smart watch redundant. The only reason you wear a watch today is to look more professional, and lord knows no one will take you seriously while wearing a flimsy ass Power Ranger watch.
HBO Now exclusive to Apple devices. The butthurt is strong.
*Timed exclusive
http://www.theverge.com/2015/3/9/8176793/apple-watch-precision-accuracy-timekeeping (http://www.theverge.com/2015/3/9/8176793/apple-watch-precision-accuracy-timekeeping)
http://www.theverge.com/2015/3/9/8176793/apple-watch-precision-accuracy-timekeeping (http://www.theverge.com/2015/3/9/8176793/apple-watch-precision-accuracy-timekeeping)
all those words man. every last one.
Still don't understand the point. The smart phone makes a smart watch redundant. The only reason you wear a watch today is to look more professional, and lord knows no one will take you seriously while wearing a flimsy ass Power Ranger watch.
Still don't understand the point. The smart phone makes a smart watch redundant. The only reason you wear a watch today is to look more professional, and lord knows no one will take you seriously while wearing a flimsy ass Power Ranger watch.
Ugh, who has the time or energy to bother taking your phone out of your pocket anymore
http://www.theverge.com/2015/3/9/8176793/apple-watch-precision-accuracy-timekeeping (http://www.theverge.com/2015/3/9/8176793/apple-watch-precision-accuracy-timekeeping)
all those words man. every last one.
Yeah cuz that'll look nice on a watch face :ufup
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POOR BRANDNEW YOU GUYS
http://gawker.com/take-the-pledge-i-will-not-have-sex-with-anyone-who-we-1690368564
Sam Biddle :uguu
POOR BRANDNEW YOU GUYS
http://gawker.com/take-the-pledge-i-will-not-have-sex-with-anyone-who-we-1690368564
you're telling me I won't have sex in the next few years? this isn't news dude
Soooo you want a Dick Tracy watch?
Yesterday, before an auditorium of engorged tech journalists, Apple revealed the final details of its dorkiest luxury item yet, the Apple Watch. It is an additional screen you can buy if you can't be bothered to take your iPhone out of your pocket. It will be a trophy of sloth and status for the worst segment of our society, those with both ample disposable income and a vacuum of taste. Watches have long served as a way for turd-men with too much money and not much to say to trumpet their existence to the world, but they've never featured Siri or the option to check your iMessages. For the vain and insecure, this is brilliant. Apple, innovating since day one, has found a way to make a chunk of ornamental gold on your wrist even more showy: throw in an LCD screen and wifi.
QuoteYesterday, before an auditorium of engorged tech journalists, Apple revealed the final details of its dorkiest luxury item yet, the Apple Watch. It is an additional screen you can buy if you can't be bothered to take your iPhone out of your pocket. It will be a trophy of sloth and status for the worst segment of our society, those with both ample disposable income and a vacuum of taste. Watches have long served as a way for turd-men with too much money and not much to say to trumpet their existence to the world, but they've never featured Siri or the option to check your iMessages. For the vain and insecure, this is brilliant. Apple, innovating since day one, has found a way to make a chunk of ornamental gold on your wrist even more showy: throw in an LCD screen and wifi.
Apple watch: For those who just can't be bothered to take your phone out of your pocket or purse.
was there a subset of nerds that really liked those old Tiger Electronics watches it something? I just don't see how you can wear a fucking ladies watch with an iPod nano on it and not look like a dingus. I mean if people will buy Google glasses then I'm sure people will buy this, but I can't see it taking off.
http://www.theverge.com/2015/3/9/8176793/apple-watch-precision-accuracy-timekeeping (http://www.theverge.com/2015/3/9/8176793/apple-watch-precision-accuracy-timekeeping)
all those words man. every last one.
holy fuckin shit what the fuck am I reading?! :rofl