Complained to my friends at the country club about indolent minorities and then later had a panic attack related to my state legalizing gay marriage.
Paid an escort to hit me so I could feel something
Got some daps on the coli
Ate a lunch of feta, naan, and kombucha.
Ate a lunch of feta, naan, and kombucha.(http://i.imgur.com/V3SCu0L.jpg)
Woke up this morning, made Stumptown coffee in my French press, put on my North Face rain jacket and drove to work in my Subaru.Subaru vehicles :rejoice
Gonna drink some Barley Browns Pallet Jack IPA from Baker City, Oregon that my mom got for me at a growler station in Corvallis, Oregon on Saturday. Oh yeah, the growler is a Visit Bend branded hydroflask.
That sounds pretty Mr. White PNW.
Woke up this morning, made Stumptown coffee in my French press, put on my North Face rain jacket and drove to work in my Subaru.Subaru vehicles :rejoice
Gonna drink some Barley Browns Pallet Jack IPA from Baker City, Oregon that my mom got for me at a growler station in Corvallis, Oregon on Saturday. Oh yeah, the growler is a Visit Bend branded hydroflask.
That sounds pretty Mr. White PNW.
My son wants one of them AWD Streetified Rally Cars. WRX I think?
Not white anymore :hitler
watched videos of Microsoft developer evangelists sharing the good news about new windows 10 platform apis
Ate a lunch of feta, naan, and kombucha.
If I meet you I don't know if I'll smack you, hug you, shove a goddamn 6 pack chicken nugget down your vocal resonater (sp I know), or take you to a strip club. But these are the only options I find suitable.
Reading a forum on my MacBook Air.
At home. In Japan.
watched videos of Microsoft developer evangelists sharing the good news about new windows 10 platform apis
Channel9 stuff? I love that place. Drinky why aren't you on video talking about cool shit?
can't it be both?
even sushi girl recognizes a false binary when she sees one :ufup
Paid $7 for a grilled cheese sandwich.
How basic was this grilled cheese sandwich? Was it a hipster taco grilled cheese with gruyere and onion jam? or did you whore yourself out for something with american cheese in it.
please respond.
i used emoji to tailor my condescending annotations. seriously, that's some 9th circle archcracker action. my blood might as well be pure melted snowdrift..
i used emoji to tailor my condescending annotations. seriously, that's some 9th circle archcracker action. my blood might as well be pure melted snowdrift..
You own a scooter. As if the purity of your heritage was ever in doubt.
I also bought an imported italian cheese that was aged with balsamic and considered buying a wheel of it.
:beli
That's a roast beef sandwich. once you add meat to it the cheese becomes the condiment, breh. Sandwich 101.
i used emoji to tailor my condescending annotations. seriously, that's some 9th circle archcracker action. my blood might as well be pure melted snowdrift..
You own a scooter. As if the purity of your heritage was ever in doubt.
3/4s nordfeg, 1/45 welshfeg. my dna might as well be made of mayonnaise, jerry lewis, and the panflute.
i used emoji to tailor my condescending annotations. seriously, that's some 9th circle archcracker action. my blood might as well be pure melted snowdrift..
You own a scooter. As if the purity of your heritage was ever in doubt.
Tossup: easier to arrange a marriage for (1) me or (2) Charles II of Spain?
:beli
That's a roast beef sandwich. once you add meat to it the cheese becomes the condiment, breh. Sandwich 101.
When you're a cac, the main serving is the cheese breh. Pizza with meat is still a pizza.
This is like the 'is the burger a sandwich' debate thread but worse.
It's a roast beef sandwich dammit. don't use your Argumentum ad albedo on me :brazilcry
Tossup: easier to arrange a marriage for (1) me or (2) Charles II of Spain?
I'd sooner attempt to arrange a marriage between Kanye West and Martha Stewart, fine sir.
Tossup: easier to arrange a marriage for (1) me or (2) Charles II of Spain?Surely you can come up with at least one cousin or even an aunt.
The roast beef was a topping option on the menu breh. I went to Cheeseboy™, not Beefyboi®. :gurl
:belithis is a roast beef sandwichspoiler (click to show/hide)(https://foodfetepress.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/cheeseboy_roastbeefhighres.jpg)[close]
friend
please
help
(http://s3-media2.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/uOsWXDTfVeuliphDlURCZA/ls.jpg)
Tossup: easier to arrange a marriage for (1) me or (2) Charles II of Spain?Surely you can come up with at least one cousin or even an aunt.
The roast beef was a topping option on the menu breh. I went to Cheeseboy™, not Beefyboi®. :gurl
:belithis is a roast beef sandwichspoiler (click to show/hide)(https://foodfetepress.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/cheeseboy_roastbeefhighres.jpg)[close]
friend
please
help
(http://s3-media2.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/uOsWXDTfVeuliphDlURCZA/ls.jpg)
I thought black girls were only sassy for our entertainment? As soon as whitey leaves the room they go back to discussing Kant's metaphysics.
I am descended from publishers, brewers, tailors, upscale furniture retailers, and communal farmers and somehow I ended up in fucking taxation. :tocry
Talk about the universe trying to give you a hint to off yourself. :shaq2
I thought black girls were only sassy for our entertainment? As soon as whitey leaves the room they go back to discussing Kant's metaphysics.
Find a black broad who does that and you just found Vularai a wife.
There was no wash cloth in the shower this morning so I just scrubbed myself down with a bar of soap.
:gaben
Paid my cell phone bill.Oh, since this was yesterday, I should have included "going to the cell store to change my family cell phone plan."
You'll have to visit the house next time you're out!Reading a forum on my MacBook Air.
At home. In Japan.
That sounds pretty white.
not this scooter. asians rat the fuck out of their scooters. they stretch and lower them and put huge unbaffled exhausts on them, brapping outside cac retirement communities.Wow, is that done by Asians in the USA as well? It's what passes for gang activity here in suburban Osaka. Laaaaaame.
my current scooter is 500cc and looks like something matlock would ride to a lemon party. it makes this little tooting backfire under even mild deceleration. :-(
(but it can hold two laptops and a case of monster energy zero ultra) #effetedualities
watched a black and Indian guy argue about boxing on an internet forum.
My Italian cousin was smoking the last time I saw a picture of her. :whew
Pics? :phil
got brunch
got brunch
reminds me of a song i did :lol
https://sarslip.bandcamp.com/track/brunch
But did they wave back?Of course :jawalrus
caught myself singing an Ed Sheeran joint from the radioesch asked for the whitest thing you've done today, not the girlest thing you've done
Discussed how much I enjoy having an HSA account.
Discussed how much I enjoy having an HSA account.
Do you make withdrawals from the ATM machine.
Honked someone for turning off the road too slowly.
Wore a different metal band t-shirt every time I lounged around the apartment, spending most of my time looking at referential t-shirts I'm thinking about buying on redbubble.
decided to not go to class today cause i didn't feel like it
Listened to music with lyrics in a language I don't understand.
"The origins of 'dun'...that's just like straight Queensbridge," said Prodigy. "One of our mans that we grew up with named Bumpy, he used to talk kinda of crazy. He had a speech impediment, but certain things he'd say were cool to us, so it became popular and everybody started mimicking how he'd talk. It just started from there, and we called it the dun language. Everything with a 's', like if he said 'Ayo son,' it'd be, 'Ayo dun.' We just started doing it, and then the whole 'hood started doing it, and we put it in our songs - the next thing you know, you've got Ben Stiller and Puffy [in a video] saying, 'Yo dun, what up.'":obama
Reminder that I have had sex outside the hobbyist scene. :heh
Rolled my eyes at someone walking slowly in an aisle.
Worked from home
Complained to AT&T in a survey about customer service. Told them I was considering switching to a competitor. :tophatThat's how I got cable+internet for cheap with Comcast.
which one?
Vularai, can I go out and kill tonight?
Vularai, can I go out and kill tonight?
This is the white thread, not the black, arab, or Mexican thread.
The only species on the planet to worry themselves straight to the top of the hierarchy.
:rejoice
Statistically you are wrong, and anecdotally, I've never meet another white serial killer.Vularai, can I go out and kill tonight?
This is the white thread, not the black, arab, or Mexican thread.
The whole myriad of white homosexual serial killers alone says you are talking out your ass, hustler.
Statistically you are wrong, and anecdotally, I've never meet another white serial killer.Vularai, can I go out and kill tonight?
This is the white thread, not the black, arab, or Mexican thread.
The whole myriad of white homosexual serial killers alone says you are talking out your ass, hustler.
Wrath didn't ask Vul if he could go out an run an industrialized nation with an experimental political philosophy tonight.
Wrath didn't ask Vul if he could go out and run an industrialized nation with an experimental political philosophy tonight.
Wrath didn't ask Vul if he could go out and run an industrialized nation with an experimental political philosophy tonight.
But that would be really white thing to do.
zomg i wanna hearhttp://www.npr.org/programs/invisibilia/378577902/how-to-become-batman?showDate=2015-01-23
Bought some Lunchables, which I will eat later.
gave the gf a ride to work, cuz someone "armed and dangerous" was "on the loose" :gun :usacry
Had eggnog for breakfast.
apparently eggnog is from England, which would explain how something so heinously vile could become so celebrated
Eggnog is okay but give me a small amount of that shit. Same thing goes for Horchata. Can't stomach more than 8 ounces of that shit.
eggnog is white?
no way man. It's made by Mexicans so you know that it's designed to give you diabetes with daily use. Pure sugar.Eggnog is okay but give me a small amount of that shit. Same thing goes for Horchata. Can't stomach more than 8 ounces of that shit.
Not going to lie, had to google Horchata. Seems like something my wife has tried to feed me when she's on her healthy drink kicks....I hate those kicks.
:heh
I would like to take this time to point out that's it okay to tell somebody "fuck no I ain't eating that shit"
Obscure Bands nobody gives a fuck about? Check
Wearing t shirts with obscure shit on it? Check
Eating obscure shit you know is obscure for a reason? Check
Y'all are silly.
Graphic design tees are for wankers but life is too short to confine yourself in a cage of your own making, my friend
:gaben
Isn't tuna tartare just sushi with eggs. ???
Related: what about graphic tees of no longer existing political parties.
Complained to my financial services corporation of choice about their timeliness of completing tasks I have asked them to complete (http://i.imgur.com/zSePiRU.png)
or does that belong in the jewish thread?
Ooh, Friday I ordered a shirt that just says "nope" on it. That's pretty white.
Any shirts with a cute and or ironic saying on them past the age of any age is a big no-no.
Bought some carrot cake donuts
:gaben
(Also, we really need a :cac smilie. Who's got a good one? Where's TheBiz when you need him?)
carrot cake donuts? O shit.
Bought some carrot cake donuts
:gaben
(Also, we really need a :cac smilie. Who's got a good one? Where's TheBiz when you need him?)
Searching "cac smile" gave me this:
(http://static.wixstatic.com/media/f5ff7a_24d15263cac648babac59e4de9160e1a.jpg_srz_933_461_85_22_0.50_1.20_0.00_jpg_srz)
Setting up and rolling out a company wide hosted communication/IM system.
Setting up and rolling out a company wide hosted communication/IM system.
LOL IM's in 2015. Nice.
Setting up and rolling out a company wide hosted communication/IM system.
LOL IM's in 2015. Nice.
Everyone is using skype. Gotta squash that public network shit.
Share you proprietary marketing materials over a public network, brehs.
Inadvertently taught my cousin's 5-year-old a racial slur which immediately became his favorite new word.:larryspoiler (click to show/hide)It was "honkey."[close]
Came back to work after a week of vacation. (http://i.imgur.com/7rsOt4i.png)
Came back to work after a week of vacation. (http://i.imgur.com/7rsOt4i.png)
But that isn't Cac. That's American! :'(
Drove down the Venice equivalent of skid row in my hybrid after leaving work at a startup and then made a post on FB about how guilty it made me feel.
Setting up and rolling out a company wide hosted communication/IM system.
LOL IM's in 2015. Nice.
Mixed two Mio flavors to make a kind of grape drank if you will (http://i.imgur.com/jtgKm2I.png)
Bought kale chips.
Don't go vegetarian. Ever. It's so demonic.
what in the holy fuck
and why does the video have such good production quality who tf funded that