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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #240 on: April 02, 2015, 07:32:59 AM »
Heard a woman scream 'help me' multiple times last night and didn't do anything. 

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #241 on: April 02, 2015, 09:40:42 AM »
Setting up and rolling out a company wide hosted communication/IM system.
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #242 on: April 02, 2015, 09:42:13 AM »
Setting up and rolling out a company wide hosted communication/IM system.

LOL IM's in 2015. Nice.
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #243 on: April 02, 2015, 09:44:26 AM »
Setting up and rolling out a company wide hosted communication/IM system.

LOL IM's in 2015. Nice.

Everyone is using skype. Gotta squash that public network shit.
Share you proprietary marketing materials over a public network, brehs.
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #244 on: April 02, 2015, 10:00:14 AM »
Setting up and rolling out a company wide hosted communication/IM system.

LOL IM's in 2015. Nice.

Everyone is using skype. Gotta squash that public network shit.
Share you proprietary marketing materials over a public network, brehs.

We had a guy use a non approved drop box to do the same. He got canned. I get it.
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #245 on: April 02, 2015, 01:00:43 PM »
Checked the black culture thread
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #246 on: April 02, 2015, 02:20:13 PM »
Refreshed the Cruncheons podcast subscription in iTunes because there is no way it has taken this long to get a new one.

DVR'd Blackish. Technically, that was yesterday.
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #247 on: April 04, 2015, 01:52:37 PM »
1) Bought my dog a birthday present
2) Sang happy birthday to her
3) Asked for kisses before I gave her present to her

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #248 on: April 05, 2015, 10:47:51 PM »
Inadvertently taught my cousin's 5-year-old a racial slur which immediately became his favorite new word.


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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #249 on: July 13, 2015, 08:52:14 AM »
http://boingboing.net/2015/07/10/kickstarting-keyboard-io-the.html

A $300, customized keys sitting on single maple blocks -- buying one is plenty CACtastic, but if you Kickstarted this, you are entering Legendary CAC Level.

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #250 on: July 13, 2015, 09:04:02 AM »
So basically an ErgoDox you don't have to build yourself? :heh

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #251 on: July 13, 2015, 09:31:34 AM »
Inadvertently taught my cousin's 5-year-old a racial slur which immediately became his favorite new word.


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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #252 on: July 13, 2015, 11:55:04 AM »
i taught the kid "hillbilly" awhile back. "you know, people that think education is stupid and dress like they think they're cowboys or farmers when they're really just unemployed drunks? hillbillies."

her: "do we know any hillbillies?"

me: :jawalrus
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #253 on: July 13, 2015, 12:26:27 PM »
Paid $3 each for two donuts
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #254 on: July 13, 2015, 02:30:27 PM »
Saw my therapist.

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #255 on: July 15, 2015, 02:37:33 AM »

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #256 on: July 15, 2015, 02:41:26 AM »
Saw Bladerunner in a theater
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #257 on: July 15, 2015, 08:29:33 AM »
Made a post on The Coli
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #258 on: July 15, 2015, 09:23:31 AM »
Came back to work after a week of vacation.
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #259 on: July 15, 2015, 09:43:41 AM »
Came back to work after a week of vacation. (Image removed from quote.)

But that isn't Cac. That's American! :'(

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #260 on: July 15, 2015, 10:11:41 AM »
Came back to work after a week of vacation. (Image removed from quote.)

But that isn't Cac. That's American! :'(

My daughters went to the Taylor Swift concert Saturday night at Metlife stadium. Sunday and Monday were on the beach at Pier Village in NJ. Good times had by all. :pimp
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #261 on: July 16, 2015, 12:12:41 AM »
Drove down the Venice equivalent of skid row in my hybrid after leaving work at a startup and then made a post on FB about how guilty it made me feel.
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Kara

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #262 on: July 16, 2015, 12:14:21 AM »
Drove down the Venice equivalent of skid row in my hybrid after leaving work at a startup and then made a post on FB about how guilty it made me feel.

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #263 on: July 16, 2015, 12:18:32 AM »
whined over email and im; got lost in a powerpoint fugue state
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #264 on: July 16, 2015, 10:14:19 PM »
Participated in an Excel v Google Docs debate. Compared Excel to a highschool sweetheart you marry, vs Google Docs being a fun fling/FWB.

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #265 on: July 16, 2015, 10:26:17 PM »
Google Docs is a Daewoo Leganza and Excel is a late year 996 911. :kobeyuck

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #266 on: July 16, 2015, 11:41:36 PM »
Setting up and rolling out a company wide hosted communication/IM system.

LOL IM's in 2015. Nice.

We use Slack chat at the place I just started even though we have less than 10 people and all sit in the same room.

Company before that was using Windows Messenger.
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #267 on: July 18, 2015, 07:54:05 PM »
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #268 on: July 18, 2015, 09:18:29 PM »
Mixed two Mio flavors to make a kind of grape drank if you will

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #269 on: July 18, 2015, 09:28:37 PM »
Tried to deliver a package to the proper address on foot. They weren't home. Walked all the way around the neighborhood with a package that didn't have my address on it. No one gave a fuck, no cops were alerted.

Kara

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #270 on: July 18, 2015, 09:51:41 PM »
Mixed two Mio flavors to make a kind of grape drank if you will (Image removed from quote.)

Yesssssssss you're evolving to the final form of Mio addiction.

Soon you won't be able to function without 2,000 mg of caffeine a day.

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #271 on: July 18, 2015, 10:13:18 PM »
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #272 on: August 05, 2015, 06:03:46 PM »
Watched Nas: Time Is Illmatic in the courtyard of a district town hall in one of the richest cities in Germany, surrounded by maybe a couple hundred white people in their 20s-40s. :aah Saw like 2 black guys, rest was all white.

Thanks for introducing me to the word cac tho, I never felt I was one as much as I did today.

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #273 on: September 16, 2015, 02:11:12 AM »

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #274 on: September 16, 2015, 10:05:07 AM »
what in the holy fuck

and why does the video have such good production quality who tf funded that
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #275 on: September 16, 2015, 12:43:20 PM »
Bought kale chips.

Don't go vegetarian. Ever. It's so demonic.

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #276 on: September 16, 2015, 12:45:07 PM »
Bought kale chips.

Don't go vegetarian. Ever. It's so demonic.

Company my uncle works for exports kale and they make some kale chips too. But it's like tortilla chips that happen to be green. You'd never know the difference, fuck they probably just have corn and kale in them. They're alright
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #277 on: September 16, 2015, 02:47:09 PM »
what in the holy fuck

and why does the video have such good production quality who tf funded that

When Rebecca Black's Friday blew up, it came out that the rapper in the video was also the producer, and his business was basically providing a pop star fantasy camp experience for the children of rich families.

Judging from the previous credits of this video's producer/director combo, I'd guess this is something similar.