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Van Cruncheon

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #60 on: March 23, 2015, 09:31:31 PM »
not this scooter. asians rat the fuck out of their scooters. they stretch and lower them and put huge unbaffled exhausts on them, brapping outside cac retirement communities.

my current scooter is 500cc and looks like something matlock would ride to a lemon party. it makes this little tooting backfire under even mild deceleration. :-(

(but it can hold two laptops and a case of monster energy zero ultra) #effetedualities
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #61 on: March 23, 2015, 09:32:32 PM »
Tossup: easier to arrange a marriage for (1) me or (2) Charles II of Spain?

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #62 on: March 23, 2015, 09:33:30 PM »
Tossup: easier to arrange a marriage for (1) me or (2) Charles II of Spain?

I'd sooner attempt to arrange a marriage between Kanye West and Martha Stewart, fine sir.
YMMV

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #63 on: March 23, 2015, 09:34:06 PM »

:beli


That's a roast beef sandwich. once you add meat to it the cheese becomes the condiment, breh. Sandwich 101.

When you're a cac, the main serving is the cheese breh. Pizza with meat is still a pizza.



This is like the 'is the burger a sandwich' debate thread but worse.

It's a roast beef sandwich dammit. don't use your Argumentum ad albedo on me :brazilcry

The roast beef was a topping option on the menu breh. I went to Cheeseboy™, not Beefyboi®. :gurl

Van Cruncheon

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #64 on: March 23, 2015, 09:35:00 PM »
Tossup: easier to arrange a marriage for (1) me or (2) Charles II of Spain?

I'd sooner attempt to arrange a marriage between Kanye West and Martha Stewart, fine sir.

that'd be easy. martha pegs. ye'd even drop the prenups.
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #65 on: March 23, 2015, 09:36:56 PM »
update: watched a video arvie posted
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #66 on: March 23, 2015, 09:38:36 PM »
Tossup: easier to arrange a marriage for (1) me or (2) Charles II of Spain?
Surely you can come up with at least one cousin or even an aunt.

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #67 on: March 23, 2015, 10:25:21 PM »
The roast beef was a topping option on the menu breh. I went to Cheeseboy™, not Beefyboi®. :gurl

:beli

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to be fair, buying a food item that's supposed to be fancy but is actually shitty and nonsensical is a super white thing to do
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #68 on: March 23, 2015, 10:26:08 PM »
as is a debate on what a word can encompass
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #69 on: March 23, 2015, 10:52:39 PM »
Tossup: easier to arrange a marriage for (1) me or (2) Charles II of Spain?
Surely you can come up with at least one cousin or even an aunt.

My Italian cousin was smoking the last time I saw a picture of her. :whew

Plus her fam owns / (owned?) a publishing company. :ohhh

And I know she at least reads and writes English because we were penpals as kids. :shaq

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Kara

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #70 on: March 23, 2015, 10:54:51 PM »
I am descended from publishers, brewers, tailors, upscale furniture retailers, and communal farmers and somehow I ended up in fucking taxation. :tocry

Talk about the universe trying to give you a hint to off yourself. :shaq2

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #71 on: March 23, 2015, 10:57:10 PM »
I went to the dentist for a teeth cleaning, beat Adventures of Lolo, and bought some food at Fairway for my sick gf. I dunno how white any of that is... but it was a pretty uneventful day aside from that.
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Tasty

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #72 on: March 23, 2015, 11:09:02 PM »
The roast beef was a topping option on the menu breh. I went to Cheeseboy™, not Beefyboi®. :gurl

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I wasn't aware roast beef sandwiches were grilled.

Look, if you're happy in that camp, cool. But you're never going to convince me, or Cheeseboy, or their clientele (I have a rewards card there.)

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #73 on: March 23, 2015, 11:15:27 PM »
Commuted to my corporate job in a Nissan Leaf and charged via solar.

Watched 3rd Rock from the Sun on Netflix. Is that a cactivity? There is a sassy black girl on it, so it could go either way.
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #74 on: March 23, 2015, 11:20:29 PM »
I thought black girls were only sassy for our entertainment?  As soon as whitey leaves the room they go back to discussing Kant's metaphysics. 

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #75 on: March 23, 2015, 11:22:13 PM »
I thought black girls were only sassy for our entertainment?  As soon as whitey leaves the room they go back to discussing Kant's metaphysics.

Find a black broad who does that and you just found Vularai a wife.
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #76 on: March 23, 2015, 11:32:20 PM »
Or myself an unrequited lover.

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #77 on: March 23, 2015, 11:32:43 PM »
 I meant that is the depressing way, not the rapey way.

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #78 on: March 23, 2015, 11:52:47 PM »
Waved at the cops

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #79 on: March 23, 2015, 11:55:15 PM »
But did they wave back?

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #80 on: March 24, 2015, 12:00:30 AM »
I am descended from publishers, brewers, tailors, upscale furniture retailers, and communal farmers and somehow I ended up in fucking taxation. :tocry

Talk about the universe trying to give you a hint to off yourself. :shaq2

I'm descended from Irish murderers

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Kara

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #81 on: March 24, 2015, 12:11:37 AM »
I thought black girls were only sassy for our entertainment?  As soon as whitey leaves the room they go back to discussing Kant's metaphysics.

Find a black broad who does that and you just found Vularai a wife.

:noah

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #82 on: March 24, 2015, 01:18:21 AM »
Paid my cell phone bill.

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #83 on: March 24, 2015, 01:24:37 AM »
There was no wash cloth in the shower this morning so I just scrubbed myself down with a bar of soap.

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #84 on: March 24, 2015, 01:30:48 AM »
 :kobeyuck

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #85 on: March 24, 2015, 01:44:08 AM »
There was no wash cloth in the shower this morning so I just scrubbed myself down with a bar of soap.

 :gaben

What's wrong with that? ???

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #86 on: March 24, 2015, 07:27:32 AM »
Paid my cell phone bill.
Oh, since this was yesterday, I should have included "going to the cell store to change my family cell phone plan."

Reading a forum on my MacBook Air.

At home. In Japan.

That sounds pretty white.
You'll have to visit the house next time you're out!

not this scooter. asians rat the fuck out of their scooters. they stretch and lower them and put huge unbaffled exhausts on them, brapping outside cac retirement communities.

my current scooter is 500cc and looks like something matlock would ride to a lemon party. it makes this little tooting backfire under even mild deceleration. :-(

(but it can hold two laptops and a case of monster energy zero ultra) #effetedualities
Wow, is that done by Asians in the USA as well? It's what passes for gang activity here in suburban Osaka. Laaaaaame.

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #87 on: March 24, 2015, 08:11:01 AM »
Drinking a mocha latte and eating carrot sticks in my office while listening to talk radio.
YMMV

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #88 on: March 24, 2015, 08:54:53 AM »
had a smoothie with oatmeal, kale, and coconut water as ingredients 
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #89 on: March 24, 2015, 11:17:38 AM »
made a nespresso

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #90 on: March 24, 2015, 02:09:15 PM »
watched a black and Indian guy argue about boxing on an internet forum.
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #91 on: March 24, 2015, 02:24:29 PM »
watched a black and Indian guy argue about boxing on an internet forum.

A real white person would know how to ignore minorities.


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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #92 on: March 24, 2015, 02:46:40 PM »
Ate gluten free granola.

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #93 on: March 24, 2015, 02:54:24 PM »
Argued boxing with an Indian and we didn't turn it racial at all.
YMMV

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #94 on: March 24, 2015, 03:15:29 PM »
My Italian cousin was smoking the last time I saw a picture of her. :whew

Pics? :phil

Sorry, yet another thing I didn't consider before being disowned.

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #95 on: March 24, 2015, 03:17:31 PM »

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #97 on: March 24, 2015, 04:55:40 PM »
Used my phone GPS to watch the train I'm on moving on the map.
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #98 on: March 24, 2015, 05:08:08 PM »
But did they wave back?
Of course  :jawalrus

next week, i'm going to wave at the judge when i'm in court as well

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #99 on: March 24, 2015, 05:16:09 PM »
Got a frappucino from Starbucks

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #100 on: March 24, 2015, 05:20:39 PM »
Used MyFitnessPal and Strava.

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #101 on: March 24, 2015, 05:22:15 PM »
parted my hair
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #102 on: March 24, 2015, 05:30:28 PM »
caught myself singing an Ed Sheeran joint from the radio

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #103 on: March 24, 2015, 05:54:34 PM »
11 year old told me i look like him

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #104 on: March 24, 2015, 06:39:18 PM »
Said, "male privilege," irl.

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #105 on: March 24, 2015, 07:18:17 PM »
caught myself singing an Ed Sheeran joint from the radio
esch asked for the whitest thing you've done today, not the girlest thing you've done

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #106 on: March 24, 2015, 07:24:23 PM »
made a thread oppressing the jews
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #107 on: March 24, 2015, 07:27:00 PM »
Discussed how much I enjoy having an HSA account.
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #108 on: March 24, 2015, 07:29:35 PM »
Discussed how much I enjoy having an HSA account.

Do you make withdrawals from the ATM machine.

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #109 on: March 24, 2015, 08:20:42 PM »
Discussed how much I enjoy having an HSA account.

Do you make withdrawals from the ATM machine.

Nah, I ain't that white.
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #110 on: March 24, 2015, 08:24:28 PM »
So you just stick up the white people who just withdrew? 

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #111 on: March 24, 2015, 11:38:28 PM »
Not something I did, but the whitest thing I've seen today

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #112 on: March 25, 2015, 06:28:42 AM »
Had my opinion heard in a business meeting.
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #113 on: March 25, 2015, 11:43:30 AM »
Drank a box of wine.

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #114 on: March 25, 2015, 12:08:21 PM »
Passed on the right.

Wouldn't let someone change lanes even though they used their turn signal.

Honked someone for turning off the road too slowly.

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #115 on: March 25, 2015, 12:11:28 PM »
Honked someone for turning off the road too slowly.

I do this just about every day. I hate the fuckholes who feel the need to slow down to 2 miles an our to make a right turn. You're going to hear it from me, every time.
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #116 on: March 25, 2015, 12:41:55 PM »
Probably gonna get Panda Express for lunch

Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #117 on: March 25, 2015, 12:50:03 PM »
Wore a different metal band t-shirt every time I lounged around the apartment, spending most of my time looking at referential t-shirts I'm thinking about buying on redbubble.

So. basically, you're butthead then?

YMMV

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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #118 on: March 25, 2015, 12:58:38 PM »
Bitched at my travel company because they kept me on hold for 25 minutes then came back and told me they couldn't help me and I'd have to call the airline directly.
At least I didn't ask to speak with the manager. that would've been a cacslposion.
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Re: whats the whitest thing you did today
« Reply #119 on: March 25, 2015, 05:15:34 PM »
Ate a turkey burger on a whole wheat bun.