Author Topic: whats the whitest thing you did today (Read 39637 times)

Kara · « **Reply #120 on:** March 25, 2015, 05:34:28 PM »

Sliced turkey on a sammich is ace.

Turkey burgers doe, they're basically just science experiments in flavoring spices.

king of the internet · « **Reply #121 on:** March 25, 2015, 05:34:41 PM »

Wallowed in self-pity over trivial shit.

Kara · « **Reply #122 on:** March 26, 2015, 12:50:58 AM »

Despaired.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #123 on:** March 26, 2015, 09:22:39 AM »

I posted on TPM's comments section.

sarslip · « **Reply #124 on:** March 26, 2015, 09:44:44 AM »

agreed with an Anthony Fantano music review

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #125 on:** March 26, 2015, 10:34:32 AM »

Had to explain the concept of a mobilization fee to a 62 year old Jewish executive. I utilized Vularai's constant self niggling as the basis for my explanation. Went over handily. Then we had a coffee and a danish (on me, of course) and talked about investments.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #126 on:** March 26, 2015, 10:35:50 AM »

Was not complimented on speaking well for the 12000th consecutive day.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #127 on:** March 26, 2015, 11:54:45 AM »

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/24/quincy-kroner-garbage-men_n_6931922.html?cps=gravity_2685_-2001820339555686680

Cheddahz · « **Reply #128 on:** March 26, 2015, 11:56:27 AM »

decided to not go to class today cause i didn't feel like it

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #129 on:** March 26, 2015, 11:57:26 AM »

Quote from: Cheddahz on March 26, 2015, 11:56:27 AM

decided to not go to class today cause i didn't feel like it

I'm not sure that's a white thing only.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #130 on:** March 26, 2015, 12:30:09 PM »

Looked down my nose at an application where said applicant attended the University of Pheonix.

Yes that is how he spelled it.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #131 on:** March 26, 2015, 12:41:53 PM »

The best IT director I ever worked with had a hard time getting hired because he got his masters from the University of Phoenix.
I'm not kidding. I sent his resume to several companies. One of them , the recruiter (a friend of mine) told me they wouldn't even look at him because he didn't get his masters "from the right university".

Kara · « **Reply #132 on:** March 26, 2015, 05:04:43 PM »

Listened to music with lyrics in a language I don't understand.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #133 on:** March 26, 2015, 05:39:47 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on March 26, 2015, 05:04:43 PM

Listened to music with lyrics in a language I don't understand.

Mobb Deep?

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"The origins of 'dun'...that's just like straight Queensbridge," said Prodigy. "One of our mans that we grew up with named Bumpy, he used to talk kinda of crazy. He had a speech impediment, but certain things he'd say were cool to us, so it became popular and everybody started mimicking how he'd talk. It just started from there, and we called it the dun language. Everything with a 's', like if he said 'Ayo son,' it'd be, 'Ayo dun.' We just started doing it, and then the whole 'hood started doing it, and we put it in our songs - the next thing you know, you've got Ben Stiller and Puffy [in a video] saying, 'Yo dun, what up.'"

Kara · « **Reply #134 on:** March 26, 2015, 06:51:28 PM »

Sorry, it was http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anari_(musician)

@Wrath, Basque is such a metal-as-fuck language that Basques refer to themselves as "people who speak Basque" in Basque instead of "people of Basque ethnicity," which there is a word for. Hell, the Basque Country's name in Basque translates as "place where Basque is spoken." Makes the whole abertzale / jeltzale debate a bit strange, no?

Kara · « **Reply #135 on:** March 26, 2015, 06:54:14 PM »

Reminder that I have had sex outside the hobbyist scene.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #136 on:** March 26, 2015, 06:56:10 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on March 26, 2015, 06:54:14 PM

Reminder that I have had sex outside the hobbyist scene.

Pica or that didn't happen.

naff · « **Reply #137 on:** March 26, 2015, 07:56:39 PM »

watching Angry Boys and listening to my near albino white SO getting concerned about him doing blackface for the S.Mouse character. Chris Lilley

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #138 on:** March 26, 2015, 08:28:00 PM »

Listened to Gucci Mane. Thanks for the top AIA

Kara · « **Reply #139 on:** March 27, 2015, 03:10:09 PM »

Rolled my eyes at someone walking slowly in an aisle.

king of the internet · « **Reply #140 on:** March 27, 2015, 03:11:25 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on March 27, 2015, 03:10:09 PM

Rolled my eyes at someone walking slowly in an aisle.

Slow aisle walkers are filth.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #141 on:** March 27, 2015, 03:13:58 PM »

Went to Arby's for lunch.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #142 on:** March 27, 2015, 03:16:47 PM »

Worked from home

Kara · « **Reply #143 on:** March 27, 2015, 04:04:56 PM »

Listened to a Misfits album.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #144 on:** March 27, 2015, 04:05:27 PM »

which one?

bork · « **Reply #145 on:** March 27, 2015, 04:20:17 PM »

Complained to AT&T in a survey about customer service. Told them I was considering switching to a competitor.

Tasty · « **Reply #146 on:** March 27, 2015, 04:22:14 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 27, 2015, 03:16:47 PM

Worked from home

Did this yesterday

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #147 on:** March 27, 2015, 04:23:23 PM »

Quote from: bork laser on March 27, 2015, 04:20:17 PM

Complained to AT&T in a survey about customer service. Told them I was considering switching to a competitor.

That's how I got cable+internet for cheap with Comcast.

Kara · « **Reply #148 on:** March 27, 2015, 04:31:39 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 27, 2015, 04:05:27 PM

which one?

Walk Among Us

Kara · « **Reply #149 on:** March 27, 2015, 05:31:03 PM »

I'm not ur mommy.

And I never will be 1 either.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #150 on:** March 27, 2015, 05:35:13 PM »

This whole thread is why I hang out with white people.

The combination of command, fear, and simultaneous perpetual self loathing is not akin to any other race and is amazing to witness.

The only species on the planet to worry themselves straight to the top of the hierarchy.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #151 on:** March 27, 2015, 05:43:28 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 27, 2015, 05:03:56 PM

Vularai, can I go out and kill tonight?

This is the white thread, not the black, arab, or Mexican thread.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #152 on:** March 27, 2015, 05:44:30 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 27, 2015, 05:43:28 PM

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 27, 2015, 05:03:56 PM
Vularai, can I go out and kill tonight?

This is the white thread, not the black, arab, or Mexican thread.

The whole myriad of white homosexual serial killers alone says you are talking out your ass, hustler.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #153 on:** March 27, 2015, 05:51:28 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 05:35:13 PM

The only species on the planet to worry themselves straight to the top of the hierarchy.

Wrong thread breh

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #154 on:** March 27, 2015, 06:04:19 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 05:44:30 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 27, 2015, 05:43:28 PM
Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 27, 2015, 05:03:56 PM
Vularai, can I go out and kill tonight?

This is the white thread, not the black, arab, or Mexican thread.

The whole myriad of white homosexual serial killers alone says you are talking out your ass, hustler.

Statistically you are wrong, and anecdotally, I've never meet another white serial killer.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #155 on:** March 27, 2015, 06:05:44 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 27, 2015, 06:04:19 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 05:44:30 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 27, 2015, 05:43:28 PM
Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 27, 2015, 05:03:56 PM
Vularai, can I go out and kill tonight?

This is the white thread, not the black, arab, or Mexican thread.

The whole myriad of white homosexual serial killers alone says you are talking out your ass, hustler.
Statistically you are wrong, and anecdotally, I've never meet another white serial killer.

Hitler and Stalin bro. We done here?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #156 on:** March 27, 2015, 06:09:35 PM »

Wrath didn't ask Vul if he could go out and run an industrialized nation with an experimental political philosophy tonight.

Kara · « **Reply #157 on:** March 27, 2015, 06:11:08 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 27, 2015, 06:09:35 PM

Wrath didn't ask Vul if he could go out an run an industrialized nation with an experimental political philosophy tonight.

:deadpos

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #158 on:** March 27, 2015, 07:09:04 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 27, 2015, 06:09:35 PM

Wrath didn't ask Vul if he could go out and run an industrialized nation with an experimental political philosophy tonight.

But that would be really white thing to do.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #159 on:** March 27, 2015, 07:22:11 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 27, 2015, 07:09:04 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 27, 2015, 06:09:35 PM
Wrath didn't ask Vul if he could go out and run an industrialized nation with an experimental political philosophy tonight.

But that would be really white thing to do.

That was my point. I mean I'm not saying their isn't a correlation between white people and unnatural death, just that white people don't really 'kill', we go out and do everything from cause regime change to have a schizophrenic episode resulting in tragic accidents but we don't really 'kill'. Sure a few might 'kill' but they aren't really white, they are monsters and a rarity.

Kind of like how white people aren't 'immigrants' they are 'expats', you just got to use the right words.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #160 on:** March 27, 2015, 07:28:35 PM »

Today I tried to teach minorities how to act within of the white patriarchal system. So white it brought back memories of the golden age, the 1950's.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #161 on:** March 27, 2015, 07:51:20 PM »

I don't feel comfortable with a brown person trying to start debate in what should be a white safe space

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #162 on:** March 27, 2015, 08:11:11 PM »

No one declared the NSFW thread a vanilla safe space!

Kara · « **Reply #163 on:** March 27, 2015, 08:26:14 PM »

Ate muesli.

Kara · « **Reply #164 on:** March 27, 2015, 10:16:50 PM »

Burned through a couple thousand pieces of paper.

lennedsay · « **Reply #165 on:** March 27, 2015, 10:25:48 PM »

Took a long lunch with my boss cause fuck-it-Friday.

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Read peoples tarot cards at work in an empty conference room.

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I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #166 on:** March 27, 2015, 10:40:04 PM »

I think I win the thread. I tweeted to a NPR show because they aped the phantom train theme from FFVI in their latest episode.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #167 on:** March 27, 2015, 10:54:38 PM »

zomg i wanna hear

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #168 on:** March 27, 2015, 10:57:53 PM »

Quote from: Big Jumbo on March 27, 2015, 10:54:38 PM

zomg i wanna hear

http://www.npr.org/programs/invisibilia/378577902/how-to-become-batman?showDate=2015-01-23

Here you go. Actually, the rendition of the theme isn't too bad.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #169 on:** March 27, 2015, 10:58:12 PM »

I linked someone to an NRP podcast episode.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #170 on:** March 27, 2015, 11:37:16 PM »

Bought some Lunchables, which I will eat later.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #171 on:** March 28, 2015, 12:04:58 AM »

Watched an episode of 3rd rock from the sun.

Sausage · « **Reply #172 on:** March 28, 2015, 12:21:03 AM »

Spent my friday night going to a cosplay contest and then a LAN party

eleuin · « **Reply #173 on:** March 28, 2015, 03:02:57 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 27, 2015, 11:37:16 PM

Bought some Lunchables, which I will eat later.

Better have been the pizza

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #174 on:** March 28, 2015, 01:34:10 PM »

Watched some more episodes of 3rd rock from the sun.

lennedsay · « **Reply #175 on:** March 28, 2015, 01:58:13 PM »

Watched Pocahontas with our daughter and told her that we're Native American too.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #176 on:** March 28, 2015, 02:23:52 PM »

Googled "how to talk to your cat"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #177 on:** March 28, 2015, 02:25:14 PM »

You got to chat it up before you go in for the kiss?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #178 on:** March 28, 2015, 02:26:36 PM »

purposefully bought an ugly sweater

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #179 on:** March 28, 2015, 02:30:23 PM »

Taking more ugly sweater pics for the pic thread? White-five

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Author Topic: whats the whitest thing you did today (Read 39637 times)