Author Topic: whats the whitest thing you did today (Read 39618 times)

Your Stalker · « **Reply #180 on:** March 28, 2015, 02:33:33 PM »

watched an episode of how i met your mother

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #181 on:** March 28, 2015, 03:46:45 PM »

ate at a mexican restaurant

kick51 · « **Reply #182 on:** March 28, 2015, 04:25:42 PM »

went to trader joe's

Kara · « **Reply #183 on:** March 28, 2015, 04:55:29 PM »

Paid hundreds of dollars for medication.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #184 on:** March 28, 2015, 04:58:31 PM »

Bought BareNaked Ladies tickets.

drops mic

Kara · « **Reply #185 on:** March 29, 2015, 06:52:10 AM »

Fell asleep in expensive clothes while watching the X-Files on Netflix.

Kara · « **Reply #186 on:** March 30, 2015, 02:50:47 AM »

Wore fluorescent yellow, cyan, and atomic tangerine clothing.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #187 on:** March 30, 2015, 04:54:41 AM »

Dreading if my Jehova's Witness coworker brings some pamphlets like he promised tomorrow. I don't know if this is the right place to put it but I kind of like the guy since we talk a lot about scripture and he is in that stage where he thinks I'm still Muslim (which is easier than explaining that I'm a very strong agnostic who values how empathy is something that people choose).

And I kind of suggested that the way his church preaches to strangers is better than it is for Mormons who I have never been preached to so I don't know what the fuck I was saying. I don't know, maybe I'm giving Caucasians a bad name but it's 2015, how much lower can it go?

sarslip · « **Reply #188 on:** March 30, 2015, 08:53:31 AM »

gave the gf a ride to work, cuz someone "armed and dangerous" was "on the loose"

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #189 on:** March 30, 2015, 09:09:00 AM »

Quote from: sarslip on March 30, 2015, 08:53:31 AM

gave the gf a ride to work, cuz someone "armed and dangerous" was "on the loose"

I'm sure security was at an all time high....

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #190 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:06:46 AM »

ate a bowl of "paleo granola"

with almond milk

Cheddahz · « **Reply #191 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:07:51 AM »

asked for advice in a group chat about going to municipal court while drinking a cup of hot tea

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #192 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:15:49 AM »

Had eggnog for breakfast.

sarslip · « **Reply #193 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:18:27 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 30, 2015, 11:15:49 AM

Had eggnog for breakfast.

might need a new thread for the Smartest thing you did today

Brehvolution · « **Reply #194 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:18:57 AM »

Got on Dell chat support.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #195 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:24:16 AM »

I've been having eggnog for breakfast for years. Its great. I just didn't realize the whiteness of it till today.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #196 on:** March 30, 2015, 02:45:52 PM »

eggnog is white? no wai something that deliciously decadent came from some clenched-pucker wonder bread person

Positive Touch · « **Reply #197 on:** March 30, 2015, 02:57:24 PM »

apparently eggnog is from England, which would explain how something so heinously vile could become so celebrated

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #198 on:** March 30, 2015, 02:58:22 PM »

Quote from: Big Jumbo on March 30, 2015, 02:57:24 PM

apparently eggnog is from England, which would explain how something so heinously vile could become so celebrated

Would have thought france myself, but yeah I can see England.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #199 on:** March 30, 2015, 02:58:33 PM »

You're on the list Big Jumbo

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #200 on:** March 30, 2015, 03:01:40 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 30, 2015, 02:59:36 PM

Eggnog is okay but give me a small amount of that shit. Same thing goes for Horchata. Can't stomach more than 8 ounces of that shit.

Not going to lie, had to google Horchata. Seems like something my wife has tried to feed me when she's on her healthy drink kicks....I hate those kicks.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #201 on:** March 30, 2015, 03:01:48 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 30, 2015, 02:45:52 PM

eggnog is white?

You ever see a person of colour drink eggnog without looking like this?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #202 on:** March 30, 2015, 03:02:05 PM »

Used the term 'person of colour'

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #203 on:** March 30, 2015, 03:02:29 PM »

Eggnog?

That's CAC fuel.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #204 on:** March 30, 2015, 03:02:43 PM »

I will gladly be on any list that places me with eggnog-despising freedom fighters. eggs for breakfast and baking only dammit

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #205 on:** March 30, 2015, 03:04:35 PM »

Oh, even worse.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #206 on:** March 30, 2015, 03:08:35 PM »

it's funny bc I always think I'll end up liking horchata more than I do bc I feel like it needs to taste more sweet. it tastes like a vanilla shake that doesn't have enough sugar in it to me.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #207 on:** March 30, 2015, 03:12:04 PM »

I would like to take this time to point out that's it okay to tell somebody "fuck no I ain't eating that shit"

Obscure Bands nobody gives a fuck about? Check
Wearing t shirts with obscure shit on it? Check
Eating obscure shit you know is obscure for a reason? Check

Y'all are silly.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #208 on:** March 30, 2015, 03:12:17 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 30, 2015, 03:03:59 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 30, 2015, 03:01:40 PM
Quote from: Esch on March 30, 2015, 02:59:36 PM
Eggnog is okay but give me a small amount of that shit. Same thing goes for Horchata. Can't stomach more than 8 ounces of that shit.

Not going to lie, had to google Horchata. Seems like something my wife has tried to feed me when she's on her healthy drink kicks....I hate those kicks.
no way man. It's made by Mexicans so you know that it's designed to give you diabetes with daily use. Pure sugar.

Google says it has something call tigernuts in it. Tell me about tigernuts Esch. I'm curious.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #209 on:** March 30, 2015, 03:27:03 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 30, 2015, 03:26:01 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 30, 2015, 03:12:04 PM
I would like to take this time to point out that's it okay to tell somebody "fuck no I ain't eating that shit"

Obscure Bands nobody gives a fuck about? Check
Wearing t shirts with obscure shit on it? Check
Eating obscure shit you know is obscure for a reason? Check

Y'all are silly.

Graphic design tees are for wankers but life is too short to confine yourself in a cage of your own making, my friend

LOL!

There is no cage in admitting obscure CAC music normally sucks and that eating tuna tartare is distinguished mentally-challenged.

Edit spelling.

Also why are there tuna tartare recipes?

I mean does it read "Take one tuna, don't cook that shit" ??

Kara · « **Reply #210 on:** March 30, 2015, 03:56:19 PM »

Isn't tuna tartare just sushi with eggs.

Related: what about graphic tees of no longer existing political parties.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #211 on:** March 30, 2015, 03:57:25 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on March 30, 2015, 03:56:19 PM

Isn't tuna tartare just sushi with eggs.

Related: what about graphic tees of no longer existing political parties.

Green Party, accepted

Tea Party, denied

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #212 on:** March 30, 2015, 04:21:28 PM »

Ordered new Cards Against Humanity expansions.

Kara · « **Reply #213 on:** March 30, 2015, 04:29:17 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 30, 2015, 04:16:00 PM

Complained to my financial services corporation of choice about their timeliness of completing tasks I have asked them to complete (Image removed from quote.)

or does that belong in the jewish thread?

We have our own Rothschild-run subsidiary at Clearstream.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #214 on:** March 30, 2015, 04:38:46 PM »

Ooh, Friday I ordered a shirt that just says "nope" on it. That's pretty white.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #215 on:** March 30, 2015, 05:33:12 PM »

Ate a egg and sausage toaster struddle.

Tasty · « **Reply #216 on:** March 30, 2015, 05:38:50 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on March 30, 2015, 04:38:46 PM

Ooh, Friday I ordered a shirt that just says "nope" on it. That's pretty white.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #217 on:** March 30, 2015, 05:45:57 PM »

Any shirts with a cute and or ironic saying on them past the age of any age is a big no-no.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #218 on:** March 30, 2015, 05:46:52 PM »

Ya I only want to read your chest if you're a big tittied girl.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #219 on:** March 30, 2015, 05:50:20 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on March 30, 2015, 05:45:57 PM

Any shirts with a cute and or ironic saying on them past the age of any age is a big no-no.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #220 on:** March 30, 2015, 05:52:02 PM »

Kara · « **Reply #221 on:** March 30, 2015, 06:09:16 PM »

Tbh I'm kinda jayzehhh.gif on tees full stop atm.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #222 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:27:35 PM »

Bought some carrot cake donuts

(Also, we really need a

smilie. Who's got a good one? Where's TheBiz when you need him?)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #223 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:31:14 PM »

carrot cake donuts? O shit.

Tasty · « **Reply #224 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:41:17 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on March 31, 2015, 12:27:35 PM

Bought some carrot cake donuts

(Also, we really need a smilie. Who's got a good one? Where's TheBiz when you need him?)

Searching "cac smile" gave me this:

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #225 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:43:51 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 31, 2015, 12:31:14 PM

carrot cake donuts? O shit.

Cheddahz · « **Reply #226 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:52:19 PM »

was going to say hey to one of my friends after class, but i saw his girl grab his butt and say "your ass is mine for not making a 90 or above on that test" so i just walked away

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #227 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:55:12 PM »

Should have grabbed the other cheek and CAC smiled

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Rufus · « **Reply #228 on:** March 31, 2015, 02:07:44 PM »

That dude's clearly a reptilian.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #229 on:** March 31, 2015, 02:16:27 PM »

Reptilian or not, skins still white so they count as 5/5ths a person.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #230 on:** March 31, 2015, 02:16:52 PM »

I'm getting triggered by all the minorities appropriating white culture ITT.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #231 on:** March 31, 2015, 02:24:16 PM »

I know eh. Its like we spend 400 years taking peoples land and making prejudicial laws against people different than us and what do those fuckers do? start acting like us. Unbelievable.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #232 on:** March 31, 2015, 03:23:33 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 31, 2015, 12:41:17 PM

Quote from: Human Snorenado on March 31, 2015, 12:27:35 PM
Bought some carrot cake donuts

(Also, we really need a smilie. Who's got a good one? Where's TheBiz when you need him?)

Searching "cac smile" gave me this:

(Image removed from quote.)

stared at teeth in a photo to determine if they're veneers.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #233 on:** March 31, 2015, 04:21:57 PM »

1 hour business lunch turned into a 3 hour meeting.

Kara · « **Reply #234 on:** April 01, 2015, 09:00:13 PM »

Got my first calendar of events email from my local REI and I liked what was offered and started thinking about what events I could go to.

I'm going to end up spending the rest of my life hanging around people who love granola.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #235 on:** April 01, 2015, 09:03:11 PM »

you should be carb shaming them

Kara · « **Reply #236 on:** April 01, 2015, 09:26:05 PM »

Calorie shaming too, the stuff is good, but not good enough to justify 4 figures in a bag.

Tasty · « **Reply #237 on:** April 01, 2015, 09:37:34 PM »

Pretended to take a phone call in order to let a guy who had been trailing me for two blocks pass me without it being awkward.

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #238 on:** April 02, 2015, 06:12:18 AM »

Went to urban dictionary to look up some hippity hop words.

Huff · « **Reply #239 on:** April 02, 2015, 07:25:48 AM »

Woke up a little achy so hopped in the jacuzzi after breakfast

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Author Topic: whats the whitest thing you did today (Read 39618 times)