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Title: well i have hiv
Post by: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 01:11:42 PM: LOL JK APRIL FOOLS!!!!111
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Post by: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 01:12:04 PM: post your best april fools pranks ITT for mega laughs!! woo!
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Post by: Nibel on March 31, 2015, 01:14:18 PM: :ufup
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Post by: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 01:16:03 PM: Quote from: Nibel on March 31, 2015, 01:14:18 PM
:ufup
lol this guy is mad that i tricked him! haha! better luck next year!
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on March 31, 2015, 01:37:00 PM: It's 2015, STIs are STIs
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 31, 2015, 01:41:18 PM: Well you can still do mouth stuff on me I guess. Just not after brushing your teeth.
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Post by: Rufus on March 31, 2015, 02:02:00 PM: Totally forgot that Liar's Day was around the corner.
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Post by: octopushover on March 31, 2015, 02:15:58 PM: she said yes!!!

just kidding ha ha ha i'm really alone and suicidal :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: Steve Contra on March 31, 2015, 02:17:48 PM: I fucked Nudemacuser's mom

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Lol J/K April Fools
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It was his dad
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Post by: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 02:19:04 PM: Quote from: Steve Contra on March 31, 2015, 02:17:48 PM
I fucked Nudemacuser's mom

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Lol J/K April Fools
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It was his dad
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if this was after 1988 can you please forward me his address, he owes a lot of back child support

haha jk! april fools! lol!

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:brazilcry :'(
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Post by: Mr. Nobody on March 31, 2015, 03:08:46 PM: :brazilcry
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Post by: Great Rumbler on March 31, 2015, 03:30:53 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYXuXX48m8
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Post by: bork on March 31, 2015, 03:32:40 PM: POST THIS KIND OF SHIT IN THE OFFICIAL BORE APRIL FOOL'S DAY |OT| OR YOU WILL BE PERMA BANNED FOR THREE CONSECUTIVE LIFE TIMES.

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:heyman
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Post by: Brehvolution on March 31, 2015, 03:50:42 PM: Poor nude jr.. :'(
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Post by: Tasty on March 31, 2015, 04:14:44 PM: I love Evilore!
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Post by: Steve Contra on March 31, 2015, 04:30:01 PM: Yeah jokes aside it sucks Nude has hiv :'(
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 31, 2015, 04:34:51 PM: And no one is surprised either.
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Post by: king of the internet on March 31, 2015, 04:41:51 PM: At least he'll die from doing what he loved best. :'(
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 31, 2015, 04:52:06 PM: Quote from: king of the internet on March 31, 2015, 04:41:51 PM
At least he'll die from doing what he loved best. :'(

Wearing a suit made of dirty needles and hobo rags because it cost 7000$.
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Post by: thisismyusername on March 31, 2015, 04:56:29 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 31, 2015, 04:52:06 PM
Quote from: king of the internet on March 31, 2015, 04:41:51 PM
At least he'll die from doing what he loved best. :'(

Wearing a suit made of dirty needles and hobo rags because it cost 7000$.

:bluesteel
Title: Re: well i have hiv
Post by: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 05:07:57 PM: Quote from: Brehvolution on March 31, 2015, 03:50:42 PM
Poor nude jr.. :'(
:comeon I haven't had sex with my son yet.

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Quote from: king of the internet on March 31, 2015, 04:41:51 PM
At least he'll die from doing what he loved best. :'(

Wearing a suit made of dirty needles and hobo rags because it cost 7000$.
waiting for seasonal sales tbh
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Post by: Steve Contra on March 31, 2015, 05:17:00 PM: Don't wait long too long! (because you're dying)
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 31, 2015, 05:24:43 PM: the cycle of fatherlessness continues
:tocry
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Post by: Dickie Dee on March 31, 2015, 05:30:01 PM: I guess I always just assumed he did even though he never outright stated it. I mean what else could his men's fashion week posts be other than a flare-up of the HIV?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 31, 2015, 05:32:39 PM: If I was dying of HIV I'd be looking like Little Richard everyday

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Title: Re: well i have hiv
Post by: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 05:34:28 PM: hey whoa this is an april fools thread not a roast macuser thread :'( :-\
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 31, 2015, 05:34:37 PM: Don't you tempt me with a good time Mac
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 31, 2015, 05:35:45 PM: Quote from: Steve Contra on March 31, 2015, 04:30:01 PM
Yeah jokes aside it sucks Nude has hiv :'(

The April Fools part is that it's actually Full Blown AIDS. RIP
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Post by: Steve Contra on March 31, 2015, 05:37:11 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 05:34:28 PM
hey whoa this is an april fools thread not a roast macuser thread :'( :-\
At least we don't have to watch out for your jokes next year!
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 31, 2015, 05:38:16 PM: I'm sure that nudemac is boasting about where he got HIV on sale when he goes to the clinic.
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Post by: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 05:42:00 PM: Quote from: Steve Contra on March 31, 2015, 05:37:11 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 05:34:28 PM
hey whoa this is an april fools thread not a roast macuser thread :'( :-\
At least we don't have to watch out for your jokes next year!
I have a dead man's switch set to create this exact thread every year for the next 10 years :ufup
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 31, 2015, 05:42:55 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 05:34:28 PM
hey whoa this is an april fools thread not a roast macuser thread :'( :-\

Just because you're flaming, doesn't mean we're roasting you.
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Post by: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 05:47:51 PM: flames are so ss2014
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Post by: Tasty on March 31, 2015, 05:56:42 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 31, 2015, 05:35:45 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on March 31, 2015, 04:30:01 PM
Yeah jokes aside it sucks Nude has hiv :'(

The April Fools part is that it's actually Full Blown AIDS. RIP

Yeah but who doesn't?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yC7HwPh6Es
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Post by: Kara on March 31, 2015, 07:00:36 PM: r u positive mac
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 31, 2015, 07:08:33 PM: Quote from: Vularai on March 31, 2015, 07:00:36 PM
r u positive mac

Maybe im sleep deprived but this one got me
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Post by: chronovore on March 31, 2015, 07:42:22 PM: I have to admit, I almost fainted when I read the topic headline. :'(
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Post by: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 07:45:08 PM: Quote from: chronovore on March 31, 2015, 07:42:22 PM
I have to admit, I almost fainted when I read the topic headline. :'(
why, you told me you were clean?
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Post by: chronovore on March 31, 2015, 07:49:20 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 07:45:08 PM
Quote from: chronovore on March 31, 2015, 07:42:22 PM
I have to admit, I almost fainted when I read the topic headline. :'(
why, you told me you were clean?
:rofl
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 31, 2015, 08:05:40 PM: lolololololol!
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Post by: benjipwns on April 01, 2015, 01:49:08 AM: Quote from: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 01:12:04 PM
post your best april fools pranks ITT for mega laughs!! woo!
This one time when I worked in Hawai'i a few decades back I planted a fake birth certificate in their records under this goofy fake name "Barack Obama."
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Post by: kick51 on April 01, 2015, 09:21:26 AM: im ghey

no im not april fools jk jajaja

edit: dammit, van cruncheon took my joke. i had that one saved up for weeks :'(
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Post by: Great Rumbler on April 01, 2015, 09:26:23 AM: I actually hate Taco Bell and have only eaten there once or twice ever.
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Post by: Mr Gilhaney on April 01, 2015, 09:47:38 AM: Sometime I think about the thickness of your cock mac. It's hard to judge, but the look in your eyes says girth like a beer can.
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Post by: nudemacusers on April 01, 2015, 11:58:37 AM: my penis is proportional and aesthetically pleasing. gonna be a real bummer I can't use it to spread my HIV since I'm dying now. :-\
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Post by: Tasty on April 01, 2015, 02:45:00 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on April 01, 2015, 11:58:37 AM
my penis is proportional and aesthetically pleasing. gonna be a real bummer I can't use it to spread my HIV since I'm dying now. :-\

We can pickle it after your death and put it in a museum, like Rasputin.
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Post by: king of the internet on April 01, 2015, 03:37:39 PM: Pickled dick :mouf
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Post by: Your Stalker on April 01, 2015, 04:17:52 PM: I prefer spotted dick myself.
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Post by: Tasty on April 01, 2015, 04:33:42 PM: I prefer pickles in general. :hitler
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Post by: Your Stalker on April 01, 2015, 04:36:04 PM: You always seemed more like a cucumber type of fellow to me.
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Post by: nudemacusers on April 01, 2015, 04:41:14 PM: it's more cucumber than banana, so i'm told. definitely not tofu.
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Post by: Yeti on April 02, 2015, 12:43:40 AM: Is that because of the warts and the greenish tinge?
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Post by: thisismyusername on April 02, 2015, 12:54:16 AM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 01, 2015, 02:45:00 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on April 01, 2015, 11:58:37 AM
my penis is proportional and aesthetically pleasing. gonna be a real bummer I can't use it to spread my HIV since I'm dying now. :-\

We can pickle it after your death and put it in a museum, like Rasputin.

Be honest: Would you screw Rasputin? :hitler
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Post by: Tasty on April 02, 2015, 01:06:11 AM: Quote from: thisismyusername on April 02, 2015, 12:54:16 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 01, 2015, 02:45:00 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on April 01, 2015, 11:58:37 AM
my penis is proportional and aesthetically pleasing. gonna be a real bummer I can't use it to spread my HIV since I'm dying now. :-\

We can pickle it after your death and put it in a museum, like Rasputin.

Be honest: Would you screw Rasputin? :hitler

All that hair :holeup

I mean if he wanted me he'd take me, dude was a wizard or some shit :yeshrug