Author Topic: well i have hiv (Read 6938 times)

nudemacusers · « **on:** March 31, 2015, 01:11:42 PM »

LOL JK APRIL FOOLS!!!!111

nudemacusers · « **Reply #1 on:** March 31, 2015, 01:12:04 PM »

post your best april fools pranks ITT for mega laughs!! woo!

Nibel · « **Reply #2 on:** March 31, 2015, 01:14:18 PM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3 on:** March 31, 2015, 01:16:03 PM »

Quote from: Nibel on March 31, 2015, 01:14:18 PM

lol this guy is mad that i tricked him! haha! better luck next year!

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #4 on:** March 31, 2015, 01:37:00 PM »

It's 2015, STIs are STIs

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** March 31, 2015, 01:41:18 PM »

Well you can still do mouth stuff on me I guess. Just not after brushing your teeth.

Rufus · « **Reply #6 on:** March 31, 2015, 02:02:00 PM »

Totally forgot that Liar's Day was around the corner.

octopushover · « **Reply #7 on:** March 31, 2015, 02:15:58 PM »

she said yes!!!

just kidding ha ha ha i'm really alone and suicidal

Steve Contra · « **Reply #8 on:** March 31, 2015, 02:17:48 PM »

I fucked Nudemacuser's mom

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Lol J/K April Fools

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It was his dad

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nudemacusers · « **Reply #9 on:** March 31, 2015, 02:19:04 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on March 31, 2015, 02:17:48 PM

I fucked Nudemacuser's mom

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Lol J/K April Fools
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It was his dad
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if this was after 1988 can you please forward me his address, he owes a lot of back child support

haha jk! april fools! lol!

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:'(

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Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #10 on:** March 31, 2015, 03:08:46 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #11 on:** March 31, 2015, 03:30:53 PM »

bork · « **Reply #12 on:** March 31, 2015, 03:32:40 PM »

POST THIS KIND OF SHIT IN THE OFFICIAL BORE APRIL FOOL'S DAY |OT| OR YOU WILL BE PERMA BANNED FOR THREE CONSECUTIVE LIFE TIMES.

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Brehvolution · « **Reply #13 on:** March 31, 2015, 03:50:42 PM »

Poor nude jr.. :'(

Tasty · « **Reply #14 on:** March 31, 2015, 04:14:44 PM »

I love Evilore!

Steve Contra · « **Reply #15 on:** March 31, 2015, 04:30:01 PM »

Yeah jokes aside it sucks Nude has hiv :'(

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #16 on:** March 31, 2015, 04:34:51 PM »

And no one is surprised either.

king of the internet · « **Reply #17 on:** March 31, 2015, 04:41:51 PM »

At least he'll die from doing what he loved best. :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18 on:** March 31, 2015, 04:52:06 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on March 31, 2015, 04:41:51 PM

At least he'll die from doing what he loved best. :'(

Wearing a suit made of dirty needles and hobo rags because it cost 7000$.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #19 on:** March 31, 2015, 04:56:29 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 31, 2015, 04:52:06 PM

Quote from: king of the internet on March 31, 2015, 04:41:51 PM
At least he'll die from doing what he loved best. :'(

Wearing a suit made of dirty needles and hobo rags because it cost 7000$.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #20 on:** March 31, 2015, 05:07:57 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on March 31, 2015, 03:50:42 PM

Poor nude jr.. :'(

I haven't had sex with my son yet.

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 31, 2015, 04:52:06 PM

Quote from: king of the internet on March 31, 2015, 04:41:51 PM
At least he'll die from doing what he loved best. :'(

Wearing a suit made of dirty needles and hobo rags because it cost 7000$.

waiting for seasonal sales tbh

Steve Contra · « **Reply #21 on:** March 31, 2015, 05:17:00 PM »

Don't wait long too long! (because you're dying)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** March 31, 2015, 05:24:43 PM »

the cycle of fatherlessness continues

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #23 on:** March 31, 2015, 05:30:01 PM »

I guess I always just assumed he did even though he never outright stated it. I mean what else could his men's fashion week posts be other than a flare-up of the HIV?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** March 31, 2015, 05:32:39 PM »

If I was dying of HIV I'd be looking like Little Richard everyday

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nudemacusers · « **Reply #25 on:** March 31, 2015, 05:34:28 PM »

hey whoa this is an april fools thread not a roast macuser thread :'( $:-\$

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #26 on:** March 31, 2015, 05:34:37 PM »

Don't you tempt me with a good time Mac

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #27 on:** March 31, 2015, 05:35:45 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on March 31, 2015, 04:30:01 PM

Yeah jokes aside it sucks Nude has hiv :'(

The April Fools part is that it's actually Full Blown AIDS. RIP

Steve Contra · « **Reply #28 on:** March 31, 2015, 05:37:11 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 05:34:28 PM

hey whoa this is an april fools thread not a roast macuser thread :'( $:-\$

At least we don't have to watch out for your jokes next year!

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #29 on:** March 31, 2015, 05:38:16 PM »

I'm sure that nudemac is boasting about where he got HIV on sale when he goes to the clinic.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #30 on:** March 31, 2015, 05:42:00 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on March 31, 2015, 05:37:11 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 05:34:28 PM
hey whoa this is an april fools thread not a roast macuser thread :'( $:-\$
At least we don't have to watch out for your jokes next year!

I have a dead man's switch set to create this exact thread every year for the next 10 years

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31 on:** March 31, 2015, 05:42:55 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 05:34:28 PM

hey whoa this is an april fools thread not a roast macuser thread :'( $:-\$

Just because you're flaming, doesn't mean we're roasting you.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #32 on:** March 31, 2015, 05:47:51 PM »

flames are so ss2014

Tasty · « **Reply #33 on:** March 31, 2015, 05:56:42 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 31, 2015, 05:35:45 PM

Quote from: Steve Contra on March 31, 2015, 04:30:01 PM
Yeah jokes aside it sucks Nude has hiv :'(

The April Fools part is that it's actually Full Blown AIDS. RIP

Yeah but who doesn't?

Kara · « **Reply #34 on:** March 31, 2015, 07:00:36 PM »

r u positive mac

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #35 on:** March 31, 2015, 07:08:33 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on March 31, 2015, 07:00:36 PM

r u positive mac

Maybe im sleep deprived but this one got me

chronovore · « **Reply #36 on:** March 31, 2015, 07:42:22 PM »

I have to admit, I almost fainted when I read the topic headline. :'(

nudemacusers · « **Reply #37 on:** March 31, 2015, 07:45:08 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on March 31, 2015, 07:42:22 PM

I have to admit, I almost fainted when I read the topic headline. :'(

why, you told me you were clean?

chronovore · « **Reply #38 on:** March 31, 2015, 07:49:20 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 07:45:08 PM

Quote from: chronovore on March 31, 2015, 07:42:22 PM
I have to admit, I almost fainted when I read the topic headline. :'(
why, you told me you were clean?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #39 on:** March 31, 2015, 08:05:40 PM »

lolololololol!

benjipwns · « **Reply #40 on:** April 01, 2015, 01:49:08 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 01:12:04 PM

post your best april fools pranks ITT for mega laughs!! woo!

This one time when I worked in Hawai'i a few decades back I planted a fake birth certificate in their records under this goofy fake name "Barack Obama."

kick51 · « **Reply #41 on:** April 01, 2015, 09:21:26 AM »

im ghey

no im not april fools jk jajaja

edit: dammit, van cruncheon took my joke. i had that one saved up for weeks :'(

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #42 on:** April 01, 2015, 09:26:23 AM »

I actually hate Taco Bell and have only eaten there once or twice ever.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #43 on:** April 01, 2015, 09:47:38 AM »

Sometime I think about the thickness of your cock mac. It's hard to judge, but the look in your eyes says girth like a beer can.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #44 on:** April 01, 2015, 11:58:37 AM »

my penis is proportional and aesthetically pleasing. gonna be a real bummer I can't use it to spread my HIV since I'm dying now. $:-\$

Tasty · « **Reply #45 on:** April 01, 2015, 02:45:00 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 01, 2015, 11:58:37 AM

my penis is proportional and aesthetically pleasing. gonna be a real bummer I can't use it to spread my HIV since I'm dying now. $:-\$

We can pickle it after your death and put it in a museum, like Rasputin.

king of the internet · « **Reply #46 on:** April 01, 2015, 03:37:39 PM »

Pickled dick

Your Stalker · « **Reply #47 on:** April 01, 2015, 04:17:52 PM »

I prefer spotted dick myself.

Tasty · « **Reply #48 on:** April 01, 2015, 04:33:42 PM »

I prefer pickles in general.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #49 on:** April 01, 2015, 04:36:04 PM »

You always seemed more like a cucumber type of fellow to me.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #50 on:** April 01, 2015, 04:41:14 PM »

it's more cucumber than banana, so i'm told. definitely not tofu.

Yeti · « **Reply #51 on:** April 02, 2015, 12:43:40 AM »

Is that because of the warts and the greenish tinge?

thisismyusername · « **Reply #52 on:** April 02, 2015, 12:54:16 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 01, 2015, 02:45:00 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 01, 2015, 11:58:37 AM
my penis is proportional and aesthetically pleasing. gonna be a real bummer I can't use it to spread my HIV since I'm dying now. $:-\$

We can pickle it after your death and put it in a museum, like Rasputin.

Be honest: Would you screw Rasputin?

Tasty · « **Reply #53 on:** April 02, 2015, 01:06:11 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on April 02, 2015, 12:54:16 AM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 01, 2015, 02:45:00 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on April 01, 2015, 11:58:37 AM
my penis is proportional and aesthetically pleasing. gonna be a real bummer I can't use it to spread my HIV since I'm dying now. $:-\$

We can pickle it after your death and put it in a museum, like Rasputin.

Be honest: Would you screw Rasputin?

All that hair

I mean if he wanted me he'd take me, dude was a wizard or some shit

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Author Topic: well i have hiv (Read 6938 times)