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Title: NHL Playoffs 2015 Thread of Fuck Everything
Post by: Tasty on April 11, 2015, 11:36:46 PM

My Bruins aren't in. :stahp

Glenn's Kings aren't in. :stahp (Kind of lol since they won the whole cup last year.)

Enjoy your fucking hockey, pissants. :goty2

Title: Re: NHL Playoffs 2015 Thread of Fuck Everything
Post by: Kara on April 11, 2015, 11:41:40 PM

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Title: Re: NHL Playoffs 2015 Thread of Fuck Everything
Post by: Tasty on April 11, 2015, 11:44:46 PM

Quote from: Vularai on April 11, 2015, 11:41:40 PM

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Go fuck a duck  :maf

Title: Re: NHL Playoffs 2015 Thread of Fuck Everything
Post by: Kara on April 11, 2015, 11:56:12 PM

I have been intimate with someone who loved ducks. :hitler

Title: Re: NHL Playoffs 2015 Thread of Fuck Everything
Post by: Rufus on April 12, 2015, 08:36:30 AM

Mallards are pretty much all rapists. As a result, duck genitalia are in a sick arms race. Labyrinthine vaginas (with multiple dead ends) VS corkscrew penises that extend their full length within a second.

Most birds don't even have penises, but ducks have corkscrew jackhammers to better rape with. Think on that.

Title: Re: NHL Playoffs 2015 Thread of Fuck Everything
Post by: Tasty on April 12, 2015, 12:38:16 PM

Only 6 months until preseason. :goty2

Title: Re: NHL Playoffs 2015 Thread of Fuck Everything
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 12, 2015, 02:32:47 PM

Go Isles.

Title: Re: NHL Playoffs 2015 Thread of Fuck Everything
Post by: Kara on April 12, 2015, 04:19:21 PM

Quote from: Rufus on April 12, 2015, 08:36:30 AM

Mallards are pretty much all rapists. As a result, duck genitalia are in a sick arms race. Labyrinthine vaginas (with multiple dead ends) VS corkscrew penises that extend their full length within a second.

Most birds don't even have penises, but ducks have corkscrew jackhammers to better rape with. Think on that.

Your expertise on sexual violence (and its possible evolutionary implications) among Anas platyrhynchos is impressive albeit slightly unsettling. :leon

Title: Re: NHL Playoffs 2015 Thread of Fuck Everything
Post by: Rufus on April 12, 2015, 06:58:43 PM

Sometimes, the hen is drowned by two or more mallards trying to mount her at the same time.

Fucked up animals:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3WAYlCv02w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU

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