NHL Playoffs 2015 Thread of Fuck Everything

[Tasty]

My Bruins aren't in.

Glenn's Kings aren't in. (Kind of lol since they won the whole cup last year.)

Enjoy your fucking hockey, pissants.

[Kara]

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK

[Tasty]

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Go fuck a duck 

[Kara]

I have been intimate with someone who loved ducks.

[Rufus]

Mallards are pretty much all rapists. As a result, duck genitalia are in a sick arms race. Labyrinthine vaginas (with multiple dead ends) VS corkscrew penises that extend their full length within a second.

Most birds don't even have penises, but ducks have corkscrew jackhammers to better rape with. Think on that.

[Tasty]

Only 6 months until preseason.

[CajoleJuice]

Go Isles.

[Kara]

Mallards are pretty much all rapists. As a result, duck genitalia are in a sick arms race. Labyrinthine vaginas (with multiple dead ends) VS corkscrew penises that extend their full length within a second.

Most birds don't even have penises, but ducks have corkscrew jackhammers to better rape with. Think on that.

Your expertise on sexual violence (and its possible evolutionary implications) among Anas platyrhynchos is impressive albeit slightly unsettling.

[Rufus]

Sometimes, the hen is drowned by two or more mallards trying to mount her at the same time.

Fucked up animals:

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