THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Kara on May 13, 2015, 03:05:11 PM
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Was disgusted by a radio advertisement touting the forgiving nature of short sales for personal residences despite knowing that it's not actually puppies and ice cream in its totality.
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jerked off
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jerked off
This thread is actually a sting to catch our kinkiest sexhavers. :shh
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Was going to jerk off, then realized it was pointless, just like all of life, so I read the past week worth of the Nihilist Arby's twitter feed instead.
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earlier when i was buying some beans the barista started to debate that java is much better than pacamara.
fool should be working at a starbucks
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jerked off
This thread is actually a sting to catch our kinkiest sexhavers. :shh
was going to say I jerked it to bondage porn, but it wasn't gay so it seemed out of order with the topic at hand.
I also discussed prisons on the bus this morning, but that was more John Berger than Foucauld tbh
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demonstrated the rotation of the earth
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sperged out about abstract valuations of power instead of doing my job.
this explains the fuckery in GAF-Hop today.
:dead
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Checked on the dogs using my nannycam. I am the panopticon of pomeranians.
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sperged out about abstract valuations of power instead of doing my job.
this explains the fuckery in GAF-Hop today.
:dead
Sometimes something boring happens at work and you treat yourself by trolling 5 people at the same time
(http://i.minus.com/jbMAOAdl1u2tu.png)
It was a masterful performance breh.
:whew
I thought you were finished when Nibel posted that video :heh
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earlier when i was buying some beans the barista started to debate that java is much better than pacamara.
fool should be working at a starbucks
I swear, you can't find good help these days.
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Hard to resist a good troll even when you know it's a troll.
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jerked off to foucault, recognized that the abuse of my cock was a sociocultural presumption of unauthorized position
seriously
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rejected a phone call from my boss for the express reason to show him that he can't call me at anytime he wants.
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when I get security/authorization requirements (i work on the bug/work item tracking system for Windows) i generally try to implement them such that users without the authorization are in an alternate universe where the feature and the concept of the feature doesn't exist and never existed.
edit: oh and I watched Yuri Kuma Arashi which act I think is a contender for this topic line's distinction on numerous levels.
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Demonstrated to a minimum wage paymaster that their employees were supposed to cost X percent of gross receipts but in actuality were costing X * Y percent of gross receipts and were a principal cause of the concern's moribund state. :smug
And they say communists can't succeed in the private sector. If I was some marginal utility truther I can only what I would have blamed this on instead of inefficient surplus value appropriation. :heh
:bow classical economics :bow2
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rejected a phone call from my boss for the express reason to show him that he can't call me at anytime he wants.
accepted an after hours call from my boss to give him the illusion that he is firmly in control
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Update: Minimum wage paymaster employed surveillance on their charges without their knowledge.
Being lawful neutral sure does provide for ample intellectual entertainment.
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Was asked to time minimum wage employees at the McDonald's drive-thru. :what
Like they handed me an honest to god hour-fucking-glass and said if it emptied out before I got my food I would get a free meal. :snoop
I wanted to tip the thing on its side like a magazine rack in a GAF OP but I let it expire and didn't say anything instead. :goty2
Foucault was right. :brazilcry
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Thought to myself, "Sure am glad people who can't even afford to insure themselves are cranking out babies," when I saw on a bank statement that my state's Medicaid office had compensated a medical practitioner who only gets compensated when someone cranks out a baby.
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Today I wrote a book about prisons then died of AIDS.
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Also shaved my head and wore a turtleneck, but that was more of a Steve Jobsest thing I did today.
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Also shaved my head and wore a turtleneck, but that was more of a Steve Jobsest thing I did today.
So now instead of acting just like a penis...
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dressed up like a techno dj and spread gay aids in s&m dungeons
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I made a half-assed claim about history and when someone called me out on being wrong I said that it didn't matter anyway because I was still right.