Author Topic: The Foucauldianest thing you did today (Read 3259 times)

Kara · « **on:** May 13, 2015, 03:05:11 PM »

Was disgusted by a radio advertisement touting the forgiving nature of short sales for personal residences despite knowing that it's not actually puppies and ice cream in its totality.

brob · « **Reply #1 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:08:13 PM »

jerked off

Kara · « **Reply #2 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:25:18 PM »

Quote from: brob on May 13, 2015, 03:08:13 PM

jerked off

This thread is actually a sting to catch our kinkiest sexhavers.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:27:34 PM »

Was going to jerk off, then realized it was pointless, just like all of life, so I read the past week worth of the Nihilist Arby's twitter feed instead.

suppadoopa · « **Reply #4 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:28:16 PM »

earlier when i was buying some beans the barista started to debate that java is much better than pacamara.

fool should be working at a starbucks

brob · « **Reply #5 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:32:54 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on May 13, 2015, 03:25:18 PM

Quote from: brob on May 13, 2015, 03:08:13 PM
jerked off

This thread is actually a sting to catch our kinkiest sexhavers.

was going to say I jerked it to bondage porn, but it wasn't gay so it seemed out of order with the topic at hand.

I also discussed prisons on the bus this morning, but that was more John Berger than Foucauld tbh

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6 on:** May 13, 2015, 05:08:26 PM »

demonstrated the rotation of the earth

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** May 13, 2015, 05:30:05 PM »

Quote from: Esch on May 13, 2015, 04:51:03 PM

sperged out about abstract valuations of power instead of doing my job.

this explains the fuckery in GAF-Hop today.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #8 on:** May 13, 2015, 05:50:31 PM »

Checked on the dogs using my nannycam. I am the panopticon of pomeranians.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** May 13, 2015, 05:54:45 PM »

Quote from: Esch on May 13, 2015, 05:36:09 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 13, 2015, 05:30:05 PM
Quote from: Esch on May 13, 2015, 04:51:03 PM
sperged out about abstract valuations of power instead of doing my job.
this explains the fuckery in GAF-Hop today.

Sometimes something boring happens at work and you treat yourself by trolling 5 people at the same time

(Image removed from quote.)

It was a masterful performance breh.

I thought you were finished when Nibel posted that video

Kara · « **Reply #10 on:** May 13, 2015, 06:10:23 PM »

Quote from: suppadoopa on May 13, 2015, 03:28:16 PM

earlier when i was buying some beans the barista started to debate that java is much better than pacamara.

fool should be working at a starbucks

I swear, you can't find good help these days.

HiResDes · « **Reply #11 on:** May 13, 2015, 09:15:55 PM »

Hard to resist a good troll even when you know it's a troll.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** May 13, 2015, 11:34:28 PM »

jerked off to foucault, recognized that the abuse of my cock was a sociocultural presumption of unauthorized position

seriously

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #13 on:** May 14, 2015, 02:42:07 AM »

rejected a phone call from my boss for the express reason to show him that he can't call me at anytime he wants.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #14 on:** May 14, 2015, 07:28:30 AM »

when I get security/authorization requirements (i work on the bug/work item tracking system for Windows) i generally try to implement them such that users without the authorization are in an alternate universe where the feature and the concept of the feature doesn't exist and never existed.

edit: oh and I watched Yuri Kuma Arashi which act I think is a contender for this topic line's distinction on numerous levels.

Kara · « **Reply #15 on:** June 10, 2015, 02:00:24 PM »

Demonstrated to a minimum wage paymaster that their employees were supposed to cost X percent of gross receipts but in actuality were costing X * Y percent of gross receipts and were a principal cause of the concern's moribund state.

And they say communists can't succeed in the private sector. If I was some marginal utility truther I can only what I would have blamed this on instead of inefficient surplus value appropriation.

classical economics

sarslip · « **Reply #16 on:** June 10, 2015, 02:12:24 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on May 14, 2015, 02:42:07 AM

rejected a phone call from my boss for the express reason to show him that he can't call me at anytime he wants.

accepted an after hours call from my boss to give him the illusion that he is firmly in control

Kara · « **Reply #17 on:** June 12, 2015, 03:06:29 PM »

Update: Minimum wage paymaster employed surveillance on their charges without their knowledge.

Being lawful neutral sure does provide for ample intellectual entertainment.

Kara · « **Reply #18 on:** July 08, 2015, 03:38:30 PM »

Was asked to time minimum wage employees at the McDonald's drive-thru.

Like they handed me an honest to god hour-fucking-glass and said if it emptied out before I got my food I would get a free meal.

I wanted to tip the thing on its side like a magazine rack in a GAF OP but I let it expire and didn't say anything instead.

Foucault was right.

Kara · « **Reply #19 on:** August 19, 2016, 01:15:45 AM »

Thought to myself, "Sure am glad people who can't even afford to insure themselves are cranking out babies," when I saw on a bank statement that my state's Medicaid office had compensated a medical practitioner who only gets compensated when someone cranks out a baby.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** August 19, 2016, 01:26:59 AM »

Today I wrote a book about prisons then died of AIDS.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21 on:** August 19, 2016, 01:29:41 AM »

Also shaved my head and wore a turtleneck, but that was more of a Steve Jobsest thing I did today.

zomgee · « **Reply #22 on:** August 19, 2016, 12:57:27 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on August 19, 2016, 01:29:41 AM

Also shaved my head and wore a turtleneck, but that was more of a Steve Jobsest thing I did today.

So now instead of acting just like a penis...

Crash Dummy · « **Reply #23 on:** August 19, 2016, 07:16:12 PM »

dressed up like a techno dj and spread gay aids in s&m dungeons

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #24 on:** August 22, 2016, 10:18:55 AM »

I made a half-assed claim about history and when someone called me out on being wrong I said that it didn't matter anyway because I was still right.

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