THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: benjipwns on May 18, 2015, 03:51:43 AM
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Wired is late to the party, but the more the merrier:
http://www.wired.com/2015/05/csi-cyber-tech-talk/
Let’s Call Out CSI: Cyber’s Hilariously Absurd Technobabble
IN ONLY TWO short months, CSI: Cyber has quickly become one of the most magnificently absurd police procedurals being aired by a major television network. To be fair, its problems are mostly a matter of circumstance: It’s actually just about as brain-dead as any other CSI series, but this go-round comes off especially bad since it was ostensibly designed specifically to follow technology-related fictional crimes. As a result, the gap between the content of the show and the knowledge it is supposedly built upon is much more dramatic than any other major Jerry Bruckheimer undertaking of the past few decades.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzMwku95lRE
Award winning actors:
Elijah Mundo (James Van Der Beek) is a recently divorced father and former U.S. Marine. As Avery's second in command, Mundo is an expert in battlefield forensics, weaponry, vehicles and bombs. An avid gamer, he is all-but-too-aware of the dangers that lurk in the dark net.
Brody Nelson (Shad Moss/Lil Bow Wow), known as "Babyface" to the team, is a former black hat hacker who was caught and later recruited by FBI Cyber as part of Ryan's "hack-for-good" program.
Daniel Krumitz (Charley Koontz/Fat Neil), referred to by his nickname "Krummy", is an FBI Special Agent who Avery claims is the best white hat hacker in the world. He is a brutally honest, quick-witted introvert who specialises in the technical.
Raven Ramirez (Hayley Kiyoko) is a black-hat hacker turned FBI analyst as part of Ryan's "hack-for-good" program. After two years at FBI Cyber, she has become a specialist in social media investigations, international relations and cyber trends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcC00LLJygw
Edge of the seat, gripping plots:
THE CYBER CRIME TEAM INVESTIGATES WHEN NINE PLANES THAT DEPARTED FROM THE SAME AIRPORT FACE A COORDINATED WIFI ATTACK WHILE IN FLIGHT, ON "CSI: CYBER," WEDNESDAY, APRIL 29
THE CYBER TEAM TRACKS A KILLER WHO HACKS INTO A POPULAR ONLINE GAME AND TRICKS GAMERS INTO TO DELIVERING ILLEGAL WEAPONS, ON "CSI: CYBER," ON A SPECIAL NIGHT, MAY 12
AVERY CONFRONTS THE HACKER WHO RELEASED HER PATIENT'S INFORMATION ONLINE WHEN SHE WAS A PSYCHOLOGIST, ON THE FIRST SEASON FINALE OF "CSI: CYBER," WEDNESDAY, MAY 13
AGENT AVERY RYAN AND HER CYBER TEAM INVESTIGATE A ROLLER COASTER CRASH CAUSED BY SOMEONE HACKING INTO THE RIDE'S INTERNAL COMPUTER, ON A REBROADCAST OF "CSI: CYBER," SATURDAY MAY 16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEv6hBpIoQY
And starting in season two: TED DAN SON.
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However, if you prefer your elite cyber team to be executive produced by Justin Lin, Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci (along with 12 other people), then there's the 15 million viewers an episode Scorpion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPJvkfPCaQA
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THE CYBER TEAM INVESTIGATES WHEN A POWER OUTAGE IN DETROIT IS USED TO MASK A JEWELRY STORE ROBBERY-HOMICIDE IN WHICH GEMS WEREN'T THE TARGET, ON "CSI: CYBER," AT A SPECIAL TIME, WEDNESDAY, MAY 13
Should have used dogecoin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwuR3MvZ6xM
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this shit just got renewed, the actually pretty accurate film Blackhat (http://www.wired.com/2015/01/blackhat-the-best-cyber-movie/) bombed harder then Dresden.
screw you, world.
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That reminds me, I wanted to see that since it looked interesting from the trailers, thanks.
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how is scorpion not cancelled yet
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how is scorpion not cancelled yet
SCORPION is the season's #2 new series and Monday's most-watched drama averaging 15.17 million viewers, 3.6 in adults 18-49 and 4.9 in adults 25-54. The high-octane drama has been key to CBS's Monday turnaround, improving the year ago time period by +74% in viewers, +29% in adults 18-49 and +36% in adults 25-54.
The thing I don't understand from the two or three episodes I watched is that the main character and his lady friend are the most unlikable characters on the show and it wouldn't be as horrible without him. Especially if they focused on Robert Patrick, the behavioral psychologist guy and engineer girl.
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the red code got em:
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/csi-cyber-canceled-at-cbs-893292
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How the hell has this not been cancelled ye--
the red code got em:
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/csi-cyber-canceled-at-cbs-893292
--Good. CSI: Cyber dies so Mr. Robot can live forever.
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Safe to go back to hacking. *fires up Shadowrun*
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