Fuck a couple fat girls
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edit: okay, fuck it. I'm on the fast track to becoming a wizard, brehs. :brazilcry
i thought you already smashed a fat girl or two (http://i.imgur.com/jZ5XmUl.png)I lied about that. :fbm
How did everyone know he was a virgin from that post? He said he is on the fast track to being a wizard. This is all so confusing. I thought this thread was just about dumb confessions
I used OkCupid back in the dizzay and it worked well. You got five years, breh. Don't sweat this.
You might be bald and mentally ill, but you're still tall and white. That's like playing the Witcher 3 on normal.
How did everyone know he was a virgin from that post? He said he is on the fast track to being a wizard. This is all so confusing. I thought this thread was just about dumb confessions
yea so all the shit you wrote in the past about losing your virginity was a lie? That's so much sadder than actually being a virgin breh. :-\
So what you just got to do is just get you a bunch of these hood rats run through them, just knock them out. Boom, boom, boom. And once you've done slayed like of them hood rats now you ready to go up to the upper enchelon type ho. You know what I mean?This sounds like the opening quest from a weird MMO.
(http://www.zuguide.com/image/Romany-Malco-The-40-Year-Old-Virgin.5.jpg)
Or you could just stop caring, worked for meThis works for everyone. Women will run clear from any guy who actually wants her to like him. Not-caring is the purest bait there is, but it has to be real; if you're just pretending, it can be picked up by lots of subconscious tells.
I'd rather be a wizard than lose virginity just for the sake of it.
Oh, man. That's so true. Women are always checking out me when I'm in Dad mode. Seriously, what the hell? TAKEN. So, so taken.
Women are like dog, doo, hear me through don't interrupt,
It's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick-up,
I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters,
Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture,
Oh, man. That's so true. Women are always checking out me when I'm in Dad mode. Seriously, what the hell? TAKEN. So, so taken.
Dude this is my life now.
When I'm in the mall with my booboo I get so many looks its crazy.
It's cruel really.
:'(
The simpleton that's attracted to you because you have a baby (or a dog) is the same person you'll want to gnaw your arm off to get away from once you bust a nut.
On here though? Say it ain't so, we were all rooting for you. :uguu
The simpleton that's attracted to you because you have a baby (or a dog) is the same person you'll want to gnaw your arm off to get away from once you bust a nut.
But I could play 100 card singleton with a simpleton, the novelty of that could sustain me for at least 90 days, especially if they were an 80/100 looker.
-me categorizing the attractiveness of someone numerically and on a mere hundred point scale at thatAnd I thought the hundred point scale was conspicuously granular already.
That's the joke. :gotyDidn't expect the well of self-deprication to be quite that deep, won't happen again. :hitler
I'm sure once you inevitably relapse back into your faith, your future wife will appreciate your 30-40 years of abstinence, no need to bring up the fact it wasn't a choice.Read up on anal though, just in case.
Its not a big deal. But thats IMO of course, expect lots of ridicule and shaming.Ridicule and shame are rocket fuel for my soul. :lawd
I'm sure once you inevitably relapse back into your faith, your future wife will appreciate your 30-40 years of abstinence, no need to bring up the fact it wasn't a choice.I would have to have a Terrisus style brain aneurysm for that to happen.
i've had a lot of luck getting attention from women by walking around with my son on my shoulders. give it a try. you're gonna have to find your own kid tho no stealthfan.
no i think a child just makes chicas go 'oh he isn't gay'.i've had a lot of luck getting attention from women by walking around with my son on my shoulders. give it a try. you're gonna have to find your own kid tho no stealthfan.
By the way, though I jumped on this bandwagon -- and /do/ feel my attractiveness-to-women increase an order of magnitude when I have my son with me -- I have my suspicions that women are checking out nudemacusers whenever he goes out, whether or not he has a child on his shoulders. :-*
kid + motorcycle is about the only reliable way to overcome the phalanx of my face :-(
i think you have a nice face, i mean i wouldn't bust a load on it but you certainly aren't an uggo.
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I guess while we are doing confessions. I can't get off while having any kind of sex. I've death gripped myself into no sensation at all.spoiler (click to show/hide)Outside of the initial kissing and getting the clothes off, sex just isn't very fun :( :([close]
I guess while we are doing confessions. I can't get off while having any kind of sex. I've death gripped myself into no sensation at all.is it the death grips or the porn?spoiler (click to show/hide)Outside of the initial kissing and getting the clothes off, sex just isn't very fun :( :([close]
:yeshrug
Have you considered possibly...spoiler (click to show/hide)taking it in the ass[close]
You don't want to have sex for the first time with someone who dosen't really want it from you. That's a terrible idea, you could end up a broken person like me.these typos probably raised karakand's blood pressure by a large margin.
I had sex with someone that was bascily aranged for me. A slut who was drunk maybe, but was at my frirends house and wanted dick no matter who it came from. Now she was a very hot Vietnamese chick. A thick Asian, it sounded perfect. My friend called me up and told me I needed to do it. Of course virgin me would dive into it, but she wasn't in to it. She just needed someone to fill her hole. This was the worst first time for someone like me who already lacked any actual confidence in himself.
Now Art, I doubt you are completely like me but I'm sure we share a complete lack of confidence in ourselfs for whatever reason. Filling some chicks hole did not help. It may have gotten the virgin thing out of the way, sure I can say I've seen a vagina. Big whoop. But it's unlocked a whole lot of other insucruites.
"Oh I can't get a girl on my own"
"am I good at sex?"
"can I even be worthy of sex"
and so on. Simply paying for it or having it handed to you sure did me no favors. it did'nt make me more comfortable with it. it made the concepet of sex even worse for me. Even more intimidating. I can't see having sex with someone who you payed for making it better. I'm sorry, I'm a cynical bastard and I take any compliment with a grain of salt, espciialy from women who are after money. Who the fuck would I belive anything a stripper says? Why would I belive anything a escort says? I would'nt and it just further confuses my relationship with the oppisaite sex. I don't think it's a good idea to have your first time with someone who dosen't desire you. I think that equal desire in itself is a huge accomplishment. Being wanted, actually desired by the oppaisite sex is the real goal in sex. At least to me and maybe even for you. Not simply getting your dick wet. I've had sex, dosen't change the fact that till this day i've never had sexual satifisifcation. i've never felt the feeling of actually being wanted by a woman. Do you really want that? No that's terrible. I could have sex will all the hot ass escorts possible. I could have sex with dream women, but in the end it would always leave me unhappy if they did'nt actually want me, because that's how my life already is.
So no, don't get an escort. At least not for your first time anyway.
its extremely easy. Hit up usasexguide.com or other similar websites, find some reviews of backpage girls, call, and get in. There's reallly nothing to getting an escort. You just have to have money.
Plus non-hobbyists overestimate how easy it is to get on the circuit, especially when you don't have references. At some level you aren't repellent if you close a deal and that's some sort of confidence builder I guess.
Well that's a terrible view of sex. I guess it really is pointless and I should just use and abuse anyone for it. He'll just get a flashlight sine really the person isn't important. I was trying to take advice from you people why?
And besides you want your first hamburger to be from McDonald's?
I'm not paying her to have fun.
its extremely easy. Hit up usasexguide.com or other similar websites, find some reviews of backpage girls, call, and get in. There's reallly nothing to getting an escort. You just have to have money.
Plus non-hobbyists overestimate how easy it is to get on the circuit, especially when you don't have references. At some level you aren't repellent if you close a deal and that's some sort of confidence builder I guess.
Have you been to an escort? I have(I was also ridiculed here for it, so the turn is pretty surprising). They're ready to drop and be nice to you at the drop of a dollar. There's nothing mystifying or romantic about it. They don't actually give a shit about you. They only give a shit about you as long as your paying.I'm not paying her to have fun.
You're paying her to leave.
:bolo
Rah you've got some complex warpings in your worldview that I don't understand but make me sad for youIm not sure how wanting to have sex with people who actually like you and not meaningless sex is a complex or sad worldview....
Didn't you tell us that you lost it to a chubby chick a few years ago?
You were lying?
Didn't you tell us that you lost it to a chubby chick a few years ago?
You were lying?
IIRC he had a bet going with a handful of NeoGAF members when he first told that story. Cash was involved. He was gonna pay out if he couldn't turn in the v-card by the end of the year. :hitler
dry snitching
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whatever you do i'd suggest doing it quickly, in 5 yrs u won't be able to look at a woman much less talk to one without getting notarized consent in triplicate firstthis niccas name :heh
Did "female pronouns only" not work, or what?whatever you do i'd suggest doing it quickly, in 5 yrs u won't be able to look at a woman much less talk to one without getting notarized consent in triplicate firstthis niccas name :heh
whatever you do i'd suggest doing it quickly, in 5 yrs u won't be able to look at a woman much less talk to one without getting notarized consent in triplicate first
yea so all the shit you wrote in the past about losing your virginity was a lie? That's so much sadder than actually being a virgin breh. :-\
Didn't you tell us that you lost it to a chubby chick a few years ago?(http://i.imgur.com/44wlSNk.jpg)
You were lying?
Real answer:I guess before I plunge head long into the Backpage route I'm going to at least give Tinder a true go instead of fucking around with it for a weekend and deleting it because I get too self conscious or I run into nothing but cam show scammers.
Step 1: Download Tinder
Step 2: Swipe everything right. Left doesn't exist for the likes of you
Step 3: In case of match(es), follow these examples to seal the deal (https://instagram.com/tindernightmares/)
I guess before I plunge head long into the Backpage route I'm going to at least give Tinder a true go instead of fucking around with it for a weekend and deleting it because I get too self conscious or I run into nothing but cam show scammers.
How to get laid, based on my own experiences:
1. Go to a bar
2. Within 10 minutes someone will buy you a drink
3. Later in the night, fuck that person
I should write a book or something.
I need to get myself one of these:
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ROFL Rahxephon91, you are one bitter asshole. You have intentionally created a no-win situation for you. You refuse to unfuck your personality, making it nigh impossible for any woman, escort or not, to enjoy your company.I don't know what this has to do what I said. My point was that getting an escort dosen't seem to be the best confidence booster for someone trying to do it thier first time. Since it sounds like an admission of defeat. I did'nt say really anything else about escorts. That they're bad or whatever, but it's not like it's really going to help with anything other then having sex. Why I'm getting bashed for this I have no idea. Especially when I've mentioned paying escorts and been called pathetic by you very people. Oh but I guess PD likes them so it's ok, even though they sure won't help a person who apparently was so insecure they had to lie about having sex on an internet forum. Yep, what an accomplishment! I had to pay someone to fuck me. That's gonna help your confidence. Oh wait no one would high five you for that.
Tell me this, what is the endgame for being an angry prick at the age of 24? Has being a raging douche actually helped you out in any positive way?Well this has nothing to do with what I said. But I'm not an angry prick or a douche. Just someone who dosen't care about this stuff.
Has your "I wouldn't like any girl who would like me" mentality made a positive difference in any way?Saved me some money.
Explain to us why your current mindset is better than the rest of the masses.What is my current mindset?
I have not went the backpage route but if it was around and I was 18, I definitely would have went this route.Oh so you haven't actually done this? Wow, what a great person to take advice from.
I'm kind of like a virgin prophet.
How to get laid, based on my own experiences:
1. Go to a bar
2. Within 10 minutes someone will buy you a drink
3. Later in the night, fuck that person
I should write a book or something.
How to get laid, based on my own experiences:
1. Go to a bar
2. Within 10 minutes someone will buy you a drink
3. Later in the night, fuck that person
I should write a book or something.
back when I was young and cute I admit to a few instances of leading gay dudes on a bit for the ego validation. I am a horrible person :-X
tho when I told one boi I was straight (which I finally felt obligated to do as he had started stroking my thigh) he told me "but ... that makes you like the only straight person I can stand" which was kind of sweet
I go back and forth on its importance.It's like you idiots can't read. I've already had sex, plenty of times. My entire point was that it didn't fix anything. One of the reasons it didn't help was that it didn't help fix the underlying problems and using escorts was a reason it did'nt help. It's not a matter of holding it up as the be all end all, I was saying it should at least be treated with some respect and not some pointless thing. But I'm sorry I guess escorts are all the rage now.
It's not a big deal being a virgin but at the same time it's concerning to never experience something so basic and integral to humanity.
Like Rahx is still going to be fucked up after he manages to fuck someone yet I think he thinks it's going to fix his problems.
He's propping sex up as some be all end all for life's problems when it's simply one of its few pleasures.
Virgins, what were ya'll doing in high school? 4 years to make something happen.
Consensual sex has enough implied respect to it. Rape on the other hand, is very disrespectful :mafWell there's room to argue about sex under the influence and paying for it is arguably cold and arguably unhelpful in certain areas. Which is the entire reason I argued against that advice.
Casual sex vs. the intimate kind you get in a relationship. Whatever, neither are going to fix you.Fix me from what? You make a lot of assumptions about someone you don't actually know. Hell this is the first time I've even seen you. Either way, whatever I'm after has little to do with what I said in regards to art, so why it's coming up I don't know. All I said is doing it with escorts may not be beneficial. Which is'nt even that far removed from what other's said in regards to it still leaving you at square one. Hell, when I brought up using escorts before people ridiculed me and said I was pathetic to do so. Why the change now?
Seems like you're hellbent on companionship, but it's not something you're entitled to just for existing.I'm not hellbent on anything, which is why I'm unsure you're trying to tell me anything about me. I did'nt say I deserved anything, so where's this coming from?
What are you bringing to the table in a relationship other than self-loathing (which isn't even unique in and of itself)?I don't bring anything and never will, hence I'm not in one and not trying to be in one. Again, why is this even being brought up?
Most of the responses here assume you're at a dead end, and the only way you can get steady action is with an escort. No offense, that's just the impression you've created over the years.
paying for sex sounds :yuck :yuck tho. meaningless one-time hookups with casual acquaintances all the waywe all pay for sex
Introverts, breh.
Point is, while some people live it up as a teen comedy, some of us go through some REALLY bad shit (hi, Kara! <3) during the time and just want to be left alone. *shrug* Know that doesn't fit the entire answer you're looking for, but screw it. It's 2:30 and I'm tired and about to head to bed.
Rahx you've made it clear you have no interest in bettering yourself socially or physically, so what do you expect?What do you mean "what do I expect". I don't expect anything and I deal with that.
Most of the responses here assume you're at a dead end, and the only way you can get steady action is with an escort. No offense, that's just the impression you've created over the years.And I already admitted that so I don't know why there would be any assumptions. Yet, that's why I said I don't think escorts are a good idea. I'm speaking from my own experience. Art seems to lack confidence, fucking an escort is'nt going to help. I'm not saying sex will "fix" as if it's some magic wand that will automatically change everything with one swoosh. I'm saying having sex by other means will no doubt prove to at least further a long a "fix".More so then paying to fuck an escort would because obviously I speak from experience. That's been my entire point here. Hell, if he'd use tinder and get successful hits no doubt that would improve him and I'm saying those are better.
You say you've had sex many times but I have to wonder how many of those times involved a chick who wanted to bang you, instead of the weird scenario you gave us earlier about the Vietnamese chick.None and that's they aren't as satisfying.
Fixating on getting a GF wouldn't just have to do with sex which is another issue though...And I was but at this point it dosen't matter and I just have to make due with other things. I've already been told I don't deserve it and I don't have anything worthwhile for women unless I apprantly become someone else so well to hell with that. Some people are'nt just meant to have those kind of relationships. I made it to 25 without one, so well life only gets busier. I can make it much longer I'm sure. If it has'nt happen yet it won't and I already missed important milestones anyway.Most of the responses here assume you're at a dead end, and the only way you can get steady action is with an escort. No offense, that's just the impression you've created over the years.
Rahx, I only "know" you from lurking the relationships thread so my bad if I got the idea you're some virgin who fixates on getting a GF.
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paying for sex sounds :yuck :yuck tho. meaningless one-time hookups with casual acquaintances all the way
Virgins, what were ya'll doing in high school? 4 years to make something happen.
I was 16 and felt like I waited too long. No slut shaming, this chick went Ivy League and makes me so proud to have played a pivotal role in her life :tocry
Hell, even heard about shit popping off in middle school, like this kid Danny getting a BJ on the Condor during our 8th grade field trip.
Not living those years like you're the star of a wacky teen comedy :ufup
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Virgins, what were ya'll doing in high school? 4 years to make something happen.
Virgins, what were ya'll doing in high school? 4 years to make something happen.I went to a religious high school and I myself was very religious up until I graduated from high school and went to BJU.
Didn't you tell us that you lost it to a chubby chick a few years ago?
You were lying?
IIRC he had a bet going with a handful of NeoGAF members when he first told that story. Cash was involved. He was gonna pay out if he couldn't turn in the v-card by the end of the year. :hitler
dry snitching
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Whose to say there aren't members of this very forum who in light of this news, are now entitled to a cash payment? :hitler
Don't buy an escort. That stuff is nasty, and it wouldn't even be the full experience either. You wouldn't (and shouldn't) put her vagoo in your mouth and suck her clit, so what's the point to fucking her if you can't even do that? Sounds like a burger without bread.
You mean you need an anime girl beard to cover your desire for black dudes? Aint we all looking for that too?
guys rahx isn't looking for casual sex, he's looking for a waifu who will carefully tend to his broken emotions and fulfill his every hentai-related fantasyYou can say a lot about me but this is certainly false. It's like you people don't actually pay attention to what I say. I despise the waifu and moe garbage and I'm certainly not looking for anyone like what your describing. I'm not one of those people.
*provided she is a pure of heart blonde haired blue eyed virgin
back when I was young and cute I admit to a few instances of leading gay dudes on a bit for the ego validation. I am a horrible person :-X
tho when I told one boi I was straight (which I finally felt obligated to do as he had started stroking my thigh) he told me "but ... that makes you like the only straight person I can stand" which was kind of sweet
You can say a lot about me but this is certainly false. It's like you people don't actually pay attention to what I say. I despise the waifu and moe garbage and I'm certainly not looking for anyone like what your describing. I'm not one of those people.
Ok that's all nice and good, but that dosen't make Big Jumbo's post any more correct. It's wrong every level and dosen't at all represent myself. it just comes from a "I want to bash you" school of thought and it's hard to separate any post you people make from that bias.QuoteYou can say a lot about me but this is certainly false. It's like you people don't actually pay attention to what I say. I despise the waifu and moe garbage and I'm certainly not looking for anyone like what your describing. I'm not one of those people.
we would be extremely naive if we only paid attention to what you say. I can only speak personally, but alot of your attitudes remind me of myself when I was a bitter high-school student, so I can recognize how much of your perspective stems from immature feelings that you eventually grow out of. I imagine more than a few posters come from that position as well. If you're ever going to get the help you need, you're going to have to start from the premise that other people might recognize things in you that you yourself are unaware of.
What does that mean exactly in your case? Is it due to fear?"Post pics so we can evaluate you"?
That's sorta offensive. Don't post pics, Rah. You don't need need to be validated based on looks. You need better social skills and therapy. It's been said time and again.
This.
Looks don't mean shit if you're lacking in fundamental social skills. Speaking from experience brehs. :tocry
Post a pic and your problems, Rah. Fuck. Let people help you.
Don't buy an escort. That stuff is nasty, and it wouldn't even be the full experience either. You wouldn't (and shouldn't) put her vagoo in your mouth and suck her clit, so what's the point to fucking her if you can't even do that? Sounds like a burger without bread.
I trust someone whose body is their (hopefully temporary) livelihood to be more responsible with their body (and mine) than your average iniquitous soul in the living hell that is the Southland. I trust no one outside business relationships and few within them--people are profoundly disappointing.
"Post pics so we can evaluate you"?
That's sorta offensive. Don't post pics, Rah. You don't need need to be validated based on looks. You need better social skills and therapy. It's been said time and again.
This.
Looks don't mean shit if you're lacking in fundamental social skills. Speaking from experience brehs. :tocry
How is acknowledging social skills > looks = weeping on the net? Learn2stop projecting brehs.
Post a pic and your problems, Rah. Fuck. Let people help you.
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=8429.msg2010798#msg2010798
Weren't you here for the epic, drunken, racist rambling, himu?
Allah them.
Allah them.
Sheeeeeiiit :dead
Real talk: the only thing i really like about hookups is getting to experience women's apartments, the more idiosyncratic the better. There is this bizarre intense energy inside single women's apartments i find incredibly fascinating and thrilling - i love the feeling like she's caught me and dragged me into her alien lair. this is actually only getting better as the women get older.
back when I was young and cute I admit to a few instances of leading gay dudes on a bit for the ego validation. I am a horrible person :-X
tho when I told one boi I was straight (which I finally felt obligated to do as he had started stroking my thigh) he told me "but ... that makes you like the only straight person I can stand" which was kind of sweet
I can attest that you had a vibe. Like when we hung out at the wine place, you began coming across as this fluid, bi-curious, math-genius, tortured, Cobain look-alike. Made me go :uguu
back when I was young and cute I admit to a few instances of leading gay dudes on a bit for the ego validation. I am a horrible person :-X
tho when I told one boi I was straight (which I finally felt obligated to do as he had started stroking my thigh) he told me "but ... that makes you like the only straight person I can stand" which was kind of sweet
I can attest that you had a vibe. Like when we hung out at the wine place, you began coming across as this fluid, bi-curious, math-genius, tortured, Cobain look-alike. Made me go :uguu
it's okay, some of us are married with kids and we are now "late-in-life virgins" : the senility coupled with the lack of bone steeping means we may as well be virgers.I like to think of it as "Born-Again Virger."
back when I was young and cute I admit to a few instances of leading gay dudes on a bit for the ego validation. I am a horrible person :-X
tho when I told one boi I was straight (which I finally felt obligated to do as he had started stroking my thigh) he told me "but ... that makes you like the only straight person I can stand" which was kind of sweet
I can attest that you had a vibe. Like when we hung out at the wine place, you began coming across as this fluid, bi-curious, math-genius, tortured, Cobain look-alike. Made me go :uguu
what was my vibe. I MUST KNOW.
back when I was young and cute I admit to a few instances of leading gay dudes on a bit for the ego validation. I am a horrible person :-X
tho when I told one boi I was straight (which I finally felt obligated to do as he had started stroking my thigh) he told me "but ... that makes you like the only straight person I can stand" which was kind of sweet
I can attest that you had a vibe. Like when we hung out at the wine place, you began coming across as this fluid, bi-curious, math-genius, tortured, Cobain look-alike. Made me go :uguu
oops ... i did it again
back when I was young and cute I admit to a few instances of leading gay dudes on a bit for the ego validation. I am a horrible person :-X
tho when I told one boi I was straight (which I finally felt obligated to do as he had started stroking my thigh) he told me "but ... that makes you like the only straight person I can stand" which was kind of sweet
I can attest that you had a vibe. Like when we hung out at the wine place, you began coming across as this fluid, bi-curious, math-genius, tortured, Cobain look-alike. Made me go :uguu
oops ... i did it again
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op, don't give up. i'm not trying to make you feel better about yourself, but the truth is: it is really easy to get laid online. i have used it to satisfy my thirst for milfs. they are amazing.
make an okcupid account.
just be honest and open about it, you'd be surprised how many of them respond positively to that. hell, you saying that you're a virgin would probably make it easier because i'm sure there are many women out there who would love to take someone's virginity.
hell, i had sex with a first-timer through okcupid (she was older than me, too: 30).
seriously. try okcupid. write these women an honest message. compliment them on their looks. tell them you're a virgin and that you would like to lose your virginity. tell them something about yourself (your job/what you study/whatevs).
may allah help you.
back when I was young and cute I admit to a few instances of leading gay dudes on a bit for the ego validation. I am a horrible person :-X
tho when I told one boi I was straight (which I finally felt obligated to do as he had started stroking my thigh) he told me "but ... that makes you like the only straight person I can stand" which was kind of sweet
I can attest that you had a vibe. Like when we hung out at the wine place, you began coming across as this fluid, bi-curious, math-genius, tortured, Cobain look-alike. Made me go :uguu
what was my vibe. I MUST KNOW.
Closeted youth pastor.
op, don't give up. i'm not trying to make you feel better about yourself, but the truth is: it is really easy to get laid online. i have used it to satisfy my thirst for milfs. they are amazing.OKC might as well be a job search site.
make an okcupid account.
just be honest and open about it, you'd be surprised how many of them respond positively to that. hell, you saying that you're a virgin would probably make it easier because i'm sure there are many women out there who would love to take someone's virginity.
hell, i had sex with a first-timer through okcupid (she was older than me, too: 30).
seriously. try okcupid. write these women an honest message. compliment them on their looks. tell them you're a virgin and that you would like to lose your virginity. tell them something about yourself (your job/what you study/whatevs).
may allah help you.
OKC might as well be a job search site.
You're not going to get many job prospects with zero experience. :yeshrug
Not that there isn't women who want to deflower virgin men but they seem to be few and far between.
Got an update on the rental house. Allegedly it'll be ready to move into by the end of this month.
Oh god, I hope so. My deflowering depends upon it. :stahpop, don't give up. i'm not trying to make you feel better about yourself, but the truth is: it is really easy to get laid online. i have used it to satisfy my thirst for milfs. they are amazing.OKC might as well be a job search site.
make an okcupid account.
just be honest and open about it, you'd be surprised how many of them respond positively to that. hell, you saying that you're a virgin would probably make it easier because i'm sure there are many women out there who would love to take someone's virginity.
hell, i had sex with a first-timer through okcupid (she was older than me, too: 30).
seriously. try okcupid. write these women an honest message. compliment them on their looks. tell them you're a virgin and that you would like to lose your virginity. tell them something about yourself (your job/what you study/whatevs).
may allah help you.
You're not going to get many job prospects with zero experience. :yeshrug
wait are we not supposed to do this? cuz i do it all the time.How to get laid, based on my own experiences:
1. Go to a bar
2. Within 10 minutes someone will buy you a drink
3. Later in the night, fuck that person
I should write a book or something.
back when I was young and cute I admit to a few instances of leading gay dudes on a bit for the ego validation. I am a horrible person :-X
it's okay, some of us are married with kids and we are now "late-in-life virgins" : the senility coupled with the lack of bone steeping means we may as well be virgers.I like to think of it as "Born-Again Virger."spoiler (click to show/hide):fbm[close]