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Title: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Atramental on June 07, 2015, 09:37:57 PM
But I'm too sober to talk about it.  :-\

edit: okay, fuck it. I'm on the fast track to becoming a wizard, brehs.  :brazilcry
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: StealthFan on June 07, 2015, 09:44:46 PM
I already knew you were a virgin. I suggest the online dating thing, breh. That's how I touched my first pussy. I was 21.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Mupepe on June 07, 2015, 09:45:10 PM
I fly RC helicopters. A good portion of my time is spent using tiny wrenches and screw drivers. It feels good to confess things.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Kara on June 07, 2015, 09:54:35 PM
Boj outchea
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: team filler on June 07, 2015, 10:09:37 PM
just go buy some pussy, breh. nothing wrong with it  :shaq
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Atramental on June 07, 2015, 10:13:33 PM
I think I'm going to be sick...

I've been suppressing this shit for too long.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: StealthFan on June 07, 2015, 10:15:44 PM
It's not that big of a deal breh. You're like 25/26 right?
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Atramental on June 07, 2015, 10:20:19 PM
I'm turning 25 in ten days. That's probably what set me off.

I was keeping it together up until this point.

Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: StealthFan on June 07, 2015, 10:21:39 PM
wtf I was lowballing and thought you were almost 30, breh.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 07, 2015, 10:26:17 PM
For your 25th birthday, meet up with a backpage girl at a hotel.  You'll be at square one again when she leaves but without the (I presume additional) anxiety and stress of having your v-card.

My half assed answer is that the more I get out and do something, the more likely I'll find a girl and hit it off with.  Go join some clubs, intramural sports, or walking your dog.  Also take some chances, it's a numbers game.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Positive Touch on June 07, 2015, 10:27:55 PM
might as well confess my latest sin as well:

I bought Kingdom Hearts HD and played the fuck out of it today and don't regret it at all god damn I'm having so much fun
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 07, 2015, 10:31:10 PM
The good news is that your quarter life crisis bleeds over into your third life crisis, then you realize that all of the drinking and drugs you did means you're probably mostly dead anyway, so fuck it.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Mr. Nobody on June 07, 2015, 10:32:52 PM
Fuck a couple fat girls



(http://i.imgur.com/C2d1gDR.png)

 :lawd
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Yulwei on June 07, 2015, 10:36:37 PM
Let me solve this real quick for you breh; lower your standards.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Mupepe on June 07, 2015, 10:38:55 PM
How did everyone know he was a virgin from that post? He said he is on the fast track to being a wizard. This is all so confusing. I thought this thread was just about dumb confessions
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: thisismyusername on June 07, 2015, 10:39:21 PM
edit: okay, fuck it. I'm on the fast track to becoming a wizard, brehs.  :brazilcry

Do online hookups. Craigslist probably is bad now a days (I used it in the early 00's when it was starting up/less scuzzy) and it worked. OKcupid will work as well, hell even Facebook depending on who you're talking to.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Your Stalker on June 07, 2015, 10:39:56 PM
i thought you already smashed a fat girl or two (http://i.imgur.com/jZ5XmUl.png)
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Atramental on June 07, 2015, 10:41:13 PM
i thought you already smashed a fat girl or two (http://i.imgur.com/jZ5XmUl.png)
I lied about that.  :fbm
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Positive Touch on June 07, 2015, 10:41:42 PM
:foxx
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 07, 2015, 10:46:06 PM
How did everyone know he was a virgin from that post? He said he is on the fast track to being a wizard. This is all so confusing. I thought this thread was just about dumb confessions

(https://i.imgur.com/VhzJL.jpg)
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: StealthFan on June 07, 2015, 10:58:18 PM
I used OkCupid back in the dizzay and it worked well. You got five years, breh. Don't sweat this.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: thisismyusername on June 07, 2015, 11:02:34 PM
I used OkCupid back in the dizzay and it worked well. You got five years, breh. Don't sweat this.

It's still fine so long as people are upfront that's what they want and not a long-term relationship or a friendship.

I dunno if there's a Grindr for straights (maybe Tinder?) but go with that maybe?
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 07, 2015, 11:07:56 PM
Or you could just stop caring, worked for me
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Huff on June 07, 2015, 11:19:59 PM
Fatties on tinder are hungry for attention and dick
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: FatalT on June 07, 2015, 11:24:30 PM
It's really not that big of a deal.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: El Babua on June 07, 2015, 11:34:04 PM
Damn. Well, now that you've come clean, you've realized it's not that big of a deal on how people view you in terms of whether or not you're a virgin. If you really just wanna pound puss without resorting to escorts, they've already been bought up ITT. Go online, do all that shit. Or just browse M4M if things don't go your way by 29.

Honestly though, at this point it doesn't matter anymore. 30, 40, 50. Truth is, you're past the point of normal sexual development for most people. Just be comfortable with it, try and better your life in general, and things will fall in place eventually.

You might be bald and mentally ill, but you're still tall and white. That's like playing the Witcher 3 on normal.

Newsfeed pls.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 07, 2015, 11:35:16 PM
Go the backpage route if you must. Just to get it out the way. As EXP said you'll be back at square one afterwards, but at least the mental hurdle will be gone.

Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: tiesto on June 07, 2015, 11:38:02 PM
How did everyone know he was a virgin from that post? He said he is on the fast track to being a wizard. This is all so confusing. I thought this thread was just about dumb confessions

I thought it was some LARP thing or something...

Anyways, I will echo what others here have said... don't be afraid to lower your standards, try CL / Tindr (this was a bit past my time), go for cougars at bars, etc. Just going out and having fun and not giving a shit works wonders, if my unattractive ass can pick up girls while wearing :uguu t-shirts you surely can.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: brawndolicious on June 07, 2015, 11:40:21 PM
I thought you mentioned (multiple times) losing your virginity or doing something with a cute girl who was a bit chubby in your last year at school? Reading that makes it sound like it could be made up but I've done that before when I was self-conscious about lack of experience and I'm sure everyone has. Its easier to give advice if I know what your level of experience is at, assuming you're totally comfortable just sharing that with everyone.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Barry Egan on June 07, 2015, 11:44:29 PM
yea so all the shit you wrote in the past about losing your virginity was a lie?  That's so much sadder than actually being a virgin breh.  :-\
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on June 07, 2015, 11:45:08 PM
Use SwingLifestyle and become a bull. Are you OK with a husband watching, jerking it in the corner?


Virgin on virgin sex is some awful shit :goty2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-ngBg-R8WQ

In that regard, you didn't miss out on much but I view losing your virginity during the formative years as a significant social milestone.

You're not a freak though, just get proactive about getting that dungus wet (but don't exude desperation or be overly pushy either).

Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: VomKriege on June 07, 2015, 11:56:30 PM
There's really no big secret to this : meet more women and talk to them. You'll probably fuck it up a couple of times too, but really it is the only way things are gonna go forward.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: king of the internet on June 08, 2015, 12:33:00 AM
If it hasn't happened by now, it's never going to happen.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Kara on June 08, 2015, 12:39:57 AM
Get a fucking TER scrip. :foxx
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 08, 2015, 12:57:01 AM
Welcome to my club brother. Plenty of moe to go around.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 08, 2015, 01:59:49 AM
Here's your five year plan.

Get a vasectomy
Date women between the ages of 28-32.
Pretend you are a reliable man looking to start a family.


Women with baby fever are like small car lots. They just want a decent credit rating and proof of employment,
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: brawndolicious on June 08, 2015, 02:07:38 AM
yea so all the shit you wrote in the past about losing your virginity was a lie?  That's so much sadder than actually being a virgin breh.  :-\

It could be even sadder though.

I think he was just raised in a way that doesn't fit what he wants what with being an atheist whose parents sent him to Bob Jones University and as a result, he never really got a chance learn and fit in with those of a lifestyle he would respect. I am projecting.

But that's a lot better than if he was an egotistical dweeb who thinks of women as trophies and has high standards as a result. My bet is on atra having it good enough physically and personality wise but he just has no self confidence for reasons.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: chronovore on June 08, 2015, 02:12:27 AM
So what you just got to do is just get you a bunch of these hood rats run through them, just knock them out. Boom, boom, boom. And once you've done slayed like of them hood rats now you ready to go up to the upper enchelon type ho. You know what I mean?

(http://www.zuguide.com/image/Romany-Malco-The-40-Year-Old-Virgin.5.jpg)
This sounds like the opening quest from a weird MMO.

Or you could just stop caring, worked for me
This works for everyone. Women will run clear from any guy who actually wants her to like him. Not-caring is the purest bait there is, but it has to be real; if you're just pretending, it can be picked up by lots of subconscious tells.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 08, 2015, 02:16:38 AM
The other nice thing about genuinely not caring is that even if it doesn't "work" in your sense ... you don't care.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Tasty on June 08, 2015, 02:22:24 AM
Give buggery a try.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: nudemacusers on June 08, 2015, 02:36:27 AM
i've had a lot of luck getting attention from women by walking around with my son on my shoulders. give it a try. you're gonna have to find your own kid tho no stealthfan.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: chronovore on June 08, 2015, 02:41:04 AM
Oh, man. That's so true.  Women are always checking out me when I'm in Dad mode. Seriously, what the hell? TAKEN. So, so taken.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 08, 2015, 03:01:10 AM
Also as yet another option if the sex thing doesn't work out for you, have you thought about getting into psychoanalytic recombination? I just posted a thread about it not too long ago, might want to check it out.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: VomKriege on June 08, 2015, 03:17:30 AM
I'd rather be a wizard than lose virginity just for the sake of it.

 :comeon
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 08, 2015, 03:29:27 AM
Oh, man. That's so true.  Women are always checking out me when I'm in Dad mode. Seriously, what the hell? TAKEN. So, so taken.

Dude this is my life now.

When I'm in the mall with my booboo I get so many looks its crazy.

It's cruel really.

 :'(
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 08, 2015, 03:34:31 AM
On a serious note though Atra, here are some words of wisdom from a few guys that gave me a lot of advice growing up

Quote
Women are like dog, doo, hear me through don't interrupt,
It's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick-up,
I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters,
Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture,
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 08, 2015, 12:46:46 PM
Oh, man. That's so true.  Women are always checking out me when I'm in Dad mode. Seriously, what the hell? TAKEN. So, so taken.

Dude this is my life now.

When I'm in the mall with my booboo I get so many looks its crazy.

It's cruel really.

 :'(


I can't wait till I'm married so I can get a girl.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 08, 2015, 12:50:09 PM
The simpleton that's attracted to you because you have a baby (or a dog) is the same person you'll want to gnaw your arm off to get away from once you bust a nut.

Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 08, 2015, 12:52:32 PM
i've lied about relationships in the past. shrug
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Rufus on June 08, 2015, 01:02:14 PM
On here though? Say it ain't so, we were all rooting for you. :uguu
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Kara on June 08, 2015, 01:02:43 PM
The simpleton that's attracted to you because you have a baby (or a dog) is the same person you'll want to gnaw your arm off to get away from once you bust a nut.

But I could play 100 card singleton with a simpleton, the novelty of that could sustain me for at least 90 days, especially if they were an 80/100 looker.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 08, 2015, 01:06:23 PM
On here though? Say it ain't so, we were all rooting for you. :uguu

 :noooo this was ages ago
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 08, 2015, 01:35:21 PM
The simpleton that's attracted to you because you have a baby (or a dog) is the same person you'll want to gnaw your arm off to get away from once you bust a nut.

But I could play 100 card singleton with a simpleton, the novelty of that could sustain me for at least 90 days, especially if they were an 80/100 looker.

Thinking an 80/100 looker is gonna play mtg with you

:neogaf
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Kara on June 08, 2015, 01:50:27 PM
There were many ridiculous things in that post.

-me playing casual Magic
-me playing casual Magic in an asinine rules variant
-me being satisfied with a novelty for a measurable amount of time
-me being in a relationship
-me categorizing the attractiveness of someone numerically and on a mere hundred point scale at that

I won't even touch your blatant disregard for the numerology. (1 + 100 + 90 + 80 = 271, 27 * 1 = 27, 27 = 9 * 3, 9 = 3 ^ 2, 3 + 2 = 2 + 3 = 5)
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Rufus on June 08, 2015, 01:55:37 PM
-me categorizing the attractiveness of someone numerically and on a mere hundred point scale at that
And I thought the hundred point scale was conspicuously granular already.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Kara on June 08, 2015, 01:58:26 PM
That's the joke. :goty
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: demi on June 08, 2015, 02:09:13 PM
Its not a big deal. But thats IMO of course, expect lots of ridicule and shaming.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: king of the internet on June 08, 2015, 03:26:24 PM
I'm sure once you inevitably relapse back into your faith, your future wife will appreciate your 30-40 years of abstinence, no need to bring up the fact it wasn't a choice.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Rufus on June 08, 2015, 06:10:06 PM
That's the joke. :goty
Didn't expect the well of self-deprication to be quite that deep, won't happen again. :hitler

I'm sure once you inevitably relapse back into your faith, your future wife will appreciate your 30-40 years of abstinence, no need to bring up the fact it wasn't a choice.
Read up on anal though, just in case.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on June 08, 2015, 07:13:30 PM
Atramental, we're the same age I'm just like 5-6 months younger than you. I really don't have anywhere to go with this, just keep on trucking and trying new things.

Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on June 08, 2015, 07:23:33 PM
Tinder dude, Tinder. If you lower your standards enough it's damn near effortless.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Atramental on June 08, 2015, 07:23:47 PM
Its not a big deal. But thats IMO of course, expect lots of ridicule and shaming.
Ridicule and shame are rocket fuel for my soul. :lawd

I'm sure once you inevitably relapse back into your faith, your future wife will appreciate your 30-40 years of abstinence, no need to bring up the fact it wasn't a choice.
I would have to have a Terrisus style brain aneurysm for that to happen.

 :noah معاذ الله‏

Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: chronovore on June 08, 2015, 07:40:00 PM
i've had a lot of luck getting attention from women by walking around with my son on my shoulders. give it a try. you're gonna have to find your own kid tho no stealthfan.

By the way, though I jumped on this bandwagon -- and /do/ feel my attractiveness-to-women increase an order of magnitude when I have my son with me -- I have my suspicions that women are checking out nudemacusers whenever he goes out, whether or not he has a child on his shoulders.  :-*
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 08, 2015, 07:54:04 PM
kid + motorcycle is about the only reliable way to overcome the phalanx of my face :-(

back in the day, i had to rely entirely on my conversational skillz and, of course, statistics :tocry
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 08, 2015, 09:53:17 PM
aw, that's the sweetest thing anyone's ever passive-aggressively said to me all YEAR :uguu

tsundere boner alert
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: nudemacusers on June 08, 2015, 10:40:50 PM
i've had a lot of luck getting attention from women by walking around with my son on my shoulders. give it a try. you're gonna have to find your own kid tho no stealthfan.

By the way, though I jumped on this bandwagon -- and /do/ feel my attractiveness-to-women increase an order of magnitude when I have my son with me -- I have my suspicions that women are checking out nudemacusers whenever he goes out, whether or not he has a child on his shoulders.  :-*
no i think a child just makes chicas go 'oh he isn't gay'.

granted this is far less consistent now that gays can be out and married or whatever :bolo
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 11, 2015, 05:32:19 AM
You don't want to have sex for the first time with someone who dosen't really want it from you. That's a terrible idea, you could end up a broken person like me.

I had sex with someone that was bascily aranged for me. A slut who was drunk maybe, but was at my frirends house and wanted dick no matter who it came from. Now she was a very hot Vietnamese chick. A thick Asian, it sounded perfect. My friend called me up and told me I needed to do it. Of course virgin me would dive into it, but she wasn't in to it. She just needed someone to fill her hole. This was the worst first time for someone like me who already lacked any actual confidence in himself.

Now Art, I doubt you are completely like me but I'm sure we share a complete lack of confidence in ourselfs for whatever reason. Filling some chicks hole did not help. It may have gotten the virgin thing out of the way, sure I can say I've seen a vagina. Big whoop. But it's unlocked a whole lot of other insucruites.

"Oh I can't get a girl on my own"

"am I good at sex?"

"can I even be worthy of sex"

and so on. Simply paying for it or having it handed to you sure did me no favors. it did'nt make me more comfortable with it. it made the concepet of sex even worse for me. Even more intimidating. I can't see having sex with someone who you payed for making it better. I'm sorry, I'm a cynical bastard and I take any compliment with a grain of salt, espciialy from women who are after money. Who the fuck would I belive anything a stripper says? Why would I belive anything a escort says? I would'nt and it just further confuses my relationship with the oppisaite sex. I don't think it's a good idea to have your first time with someone who dosen't desire you. I think that equal desire in itself is a huge accomplishment. Being wanted, actually desired by the oppaisite sex is the real goal in sex. At least to me and maybe even for you. Not simply getting your dick wet. I've had sex, dosen't change the fact that till this day i've never had sexual satifisifcation. i've never felt the feeling of actually being wanted by a woman. Do you really want that? No that's terrible. I could have sex will all the hot ass escorts possible. I could have sex with dream women, but in the end it would always leave me unhappy if they did'nt actually want me, because that's how my life already is.

So no, don't get an escort. At least not for your first time anyway.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 11, 2015, 05:42:12 AM
Maybe because I'm drunk I can't tell if that like is a "you're an idiot" like or a "you  actually said something" or maybe it's in a mix of both. Whatever, even if I'm hazed I think I said something worthwhile You're 25 like me and it has'nt happen yet Art, I don't think getting something out like this in such a cathartic way is going to help you in the end. Least you end up like me. You need to solve this in a way that solves the big picture issues, which is more then "lets get my dick wet" because that's hardly the complete issue.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 11, 2015, 06:06:16 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuHfVn_cfHU
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on June 11, 2015, 08:45:50 AM
kid + motorcycle is about the only reliable way to overcome the phalanx of my face :-(

i think you have a nice face, i mean i wouldn't bust a load on it but you certainly aren't an uggo.

pause

I feel like, if someone is so ugly, that my cum would improve their face, it's also a turn on looking forward to doing that.

But that's off topic sorry.

I wish you luck in all you virgins adventures.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 11, 2015, 11:11:49 AM
I guess while we are doing confessions.  I can't get off while having any kind of sex.  I've death gripped myself into no sensation at all. 
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Outside of the initial kissing and getting the clothes off, sex just isn't very fun :( :(
[close]
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: studyguy on June 11, 2015, 11:13:16 AM
I guess while we are doing confessions.  I can't get off while having any kind of sex.  I've death gripped myself into no sensation at all. 
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Outside of the initial kissing and getting the clothes off, sex just isn't very fun :( :(
[close]

Have you considered possibly...
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taking it in the ass
[close]

Also I believe in all of yall, every one of you has the ability to go out to a club, get completely shit faced and make the kind of terrible decisions that lead to a regret fuck in the morning. You can do it brehs. I have faith in you.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 11, 2015, 11:14:11 AM
I guess while we are doing confessions.  I can't get off while having any kind of sex.  I've death gripped myself into no sensation at all. 
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Outside of the initial kissing and getting the clothes off, sex just isn't very fun :( :(
[close]
is it the death grips or the porn?

:yeshrug

Why not both. 
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 11, 2015, 11:27:43 AM

Have you considered possibly...
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taking it in the ass
[close]


Ya but your mom charges 40$ for that and I feel like its the rip off for her to double her price just for that.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 11, 2015, 11:40:39 AM
You don't want to have sex for the first time with someone who dosen't really want it from you. That's a terrible idea, you could end up a broken person like me.

I had sex with someone that was bascily aranged for me. A slut who was drunk maybe, but was at my frirends house and wanted dick no matter who it came from. Now she was a very hot Vietnamese chick. A thick Asian, it sounded perfect. My friend called me up and told me I needed to do it. Of course virgin me would dive into it, but she wasn't in to it. She just needed someone to fill her hole. This was the worst first time for someone like me who already lacked any actual confidence in himself.

Now Art, I doubt you are completely like me but I'm sure we share a complete lack of confidence in ourselfs for whatever reason. Filling some chicks hole did not help. It may have gotten the virgin thing out of the way, sure I can say I've seen a vagina. Big whoop. But it's unlocked a whole lot of other insucruites.

"Oh I can't get a girl on my own"

"am I good at sex?"

"can I even be worthy of sex"

and so on. Simply paying for it or having it handed to you sure did me no favors. it did'nt make me more comfortable with it. it made the concepet of sex even worse for me. Even more intimidating. I can't see having sex with someone who you payed for making it better. I'm sorry, I'm a cynical bastard and I take any compliment with a grain of salt, espciialy from women who are after money. Who the fuck would I belive anything a stripper says? Why would I belive anything a escort says? I would'nt and it just further confuses my relationship with the oppisaite sex. I don't think it's a good idea to have your first time with someone who dosen't desire you. I think that equal desire in itself is a huge accomplishment. Being wanted, actually desired by the oppaisite sex is the real goal in sex. At least to me and maybe even for you. Not simply getting your dick wet. I've had sex, dosen't change the fact that till this day i've never had sexual satifisifcation. i've never felt the feeling of actually being wanted by a woman. Do you really want that? No that's terrible. I could have sex will all the hot ass escorts possible. I could have sex with dream women, but in the end it would always leave me unhappy if they did'nt actually want me, because that's how my life already is.

So no, don't get an escort. At least not for your first time anyway.
these typos probably raised karakand's blood pressure by a large margin.

We pay people to lie to us all the time bro, why should escorts be singled out. A few days ago I picked up some Burger King and the guy said "enjoy your meal." We all know he should have said "good luck man, you should have gone to Taco Bell" but I let it slide. It's that type of self control that prevents complete social anarchy. What's the difference between that and an escort saying she thinks you're attractive.


Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 11, 2015, 11:44:01 AM
Because I'm doing something far more personal and mentally involved then buying a hamburger?

Seems kind of like a shitty comparison, comparing sex to fast food.

And besides you want your first hamburger to be from McDonald's?
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 11, 2015, 11:45:31 AM
PD is a hungry man, Rah
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Kara on June 11, 2015, 11:50:30 AM
To add to PD's post, I find stripper lies off-putting because it's part of a hustle. An escort provides the lies after the deal has been closed and if you really hate that you can just ask that they stop.

Plus non-hobbyists overestimate how easy it is to get on the circuit, especially when you don't have references. At some level you aren't repellent if you close a deal and that's some sort of confidence builder I guess.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 11, 2015, 11:50:51 AM
Well that's a terrible view of sex. I guess it really is pointless and I should just use and abuse anyone for it. He'll just get a flashlight sine really the person isn't important. I was trying to take advice from you people why?
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 11, 2015, 11:56:08 AM

Plus non-hobbyists overestimate how easy it is to get on the circuit, especially when you don't have references. At some level you aren't repellent if you close a deal and that's some sort of confidence builder I guess.
its extremely easy. Hit up usasexguide.com or other  similar websites, find some reviews of backpage girls, call, and get in. There's reallly nothing to getting an escort. You just have to have money.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: demi on June 11, 2015, 12:11:58 PM
Some people just have preferences on how they want to approach sex. Dont make a big deal out of it, Rahx. Your opinion isnt any less wrong.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 11, 2015, 12:12:05 PM
Well that's a terrible view of sex. I guess it really is pointless and I should just use and abuse anyone for it. He'll just get a flashlight sine really the person isn't important. I was trying to take advice from you people why?

Who said anything about abuse? The most passionate sessions are enjoyable for both parties involved. Mayhaps you'd be better off paying someone to teach you how to please a woman.

:yeshrug
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 11, 2015, 12:19:39 PM
Getting an escort isn't about pleasing a woman. It's about pleasing me. I don't actually care about how she would feel. I'm not paying her to have fun. Even if you're bad at it, not like a good service women is going to let you know. She wouldn't be a good service person if she didn't treat you like gods gift to women.

 I don't get Taco Bell or McDonald's for an actual real satisfying meal. I get them to to just satisfy being hungry at that excactly moment. Not like I'm really going to care about it later and it sure won't lead to any actual appreciation of anything. In the end I don't give a fuck about it and it was a pretty meaningless meal.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Huff on June 11, 2015, 12:27:00 PM
I'm just looking for someone to choke. Is that so much to ask
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Tasty on June 11, 2015, 12:41:27 PM
And besides you want your first hamburger to be from McDonald's?

Hey, at least then your future burgers would all seem pretty amazing.

Though I do enjoy a Double Quarter Pounder (:hitler) every other week. :mouf

For me, McD's is all about the nuggest and frieds anyways.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 11, 2015, 12:48:23 PM
I'm not paying her to have fun.

You're paying her to leave.
:bolo
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 11, 2015, 12:55:01 PM
Rah you've got some complex warpings in your worldview that I don't understand but make me sad for you
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Kara on June 11, 2015, 01:07:25 PM

Plus non-hobbyists overestimate how easy it is to get on the circuit, especially when you don't have references. At some level you aren't repellent if you close a deal and that's some sort of confidence builder I guess.
its extremely easy. Hit up usasexguide.com or other  similar websites, find some reviews of backpage girls, call, and get in. There's reallly nothing to getting an escort. You just have to have money.

Backpage is little more than SW.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 11, 2015, 01:09:46 PM
I'm not paying her to have fun.

You're paying her to leave.
:bolo
Have you been to an escort? I have(I was also ridiculed here for it, so the turn is pretty surprising). They're ready to drop and be nice to you at the drop of a dollar. There's nothing mystifying or romantic about it. They don't actually give a shit about you. They only give a shit about you as long as your paying.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 11, 2015, 01:12:56 PM
Rah you've got some complex warpings in your worldview that I don't understand but make me sad for you
Im not sure how wanting to have sex with people who actually like you and not meaningless sex is a complex or sad worldview....
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Tasty on June 11, 2015, 01:22:27 PM
Don't put pussy on a pedestal :ufup
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 11, 2015, 01:27:10 PM
.........um yeah that's not what's being said andrex.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: StealthFan on June 11, 2015, 01:34:33 PM
:sabu
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: king of the internet on June 11, 2015, 03:12:14 PM
Didn't you tell us that you lost it to a chubby chick a few years ago?

You were lying?

IIRC he had a bet going with a handful of NeoGAF members when he first told that story. Cash was involved. He was gonna pay out if he couldn't turn in the v-card by the end of the year.  :hitler
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Mr. Nobody on June 11, 2015, 03:28:18 PM
 :picard

Stop feeling sorry for yourself online and just go out there and talk to people already.

This whole social life/sex shit really isnt that hard people.

"B-b-but  :brazilcry" But nothing  :pacspit

These folks out here aren't gonna bite you, unless you want them to.


Getting OT vibes in here   :trash
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: king of the internet on June 11, 2015, 03:33:22 PM
Didn't you tell us that you lost it to a chubby chick a few years ago?

You were lying?

IIRC he had a bet going with a handful of NeoGAF members when he first told that story. Cash was involved. He was gonna pay out if he couldn't turn in the v-card by the end of the year.  :hitler


dry snitching



(http://i.minus.com/iLC1z87iWpYG2.gif)

Whose to say there aren't members of this very forum who in light of this news, are now entitled to a cash payment? :hitler
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: She/Her pronouns only on June 11, 2015, 03:39:30 PM
whatever you do i'd suggest doing it quickly, in 5 yrs u won't be able to look at a woman much less talk to one without getting notarized consent in triplicate first
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: StealthFan on June 11, 2015, 03:49:39 PM
whatever you do i'd suggest doing it quickly, in 5 yrs u won't be able to look at a woman much less talk to one without getting notarized consent in triplicate first
this niccas name :heh
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Rufus on June 11, 2015, 03:54:02 PM
whatever you do i'd suggest doing it quickly, in 5 yrs u won't be able to look at a woman much less talk to one without getting notarized consent in triplicate first
this niccas name :heh
Did "female pronouns only" not work, or what?
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: BrokenVerses on June 11, 2015, 03:57:49 PM
I was a little apprehensive clicking on this after the revelation the last thread that had this title contained.

Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: studyguy on June 11, 2015, 03:58:23 PM
whatever you do i'd suggest doing it quickly, in 5 yrs u won't be able to look at a woman much less talk to one without getting notarized consent in triplicate first

(http://i.imgur.com/my8azHj.png)

Don't worry baby this paperwork is legit
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 11, 2015, 04:03:17 PM
yea so all the shit you wrote in the past about losing your virginity was a lie?  That's so much sadder than actually being a virgin breh.  :-\

Agreed. Can someone post the links so I can unlike the posts?
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: nachobro on June 11, 2015, 04:03:51 PM
Damn nicca it isn't hard to get laid, shit. Do they not sell roofies in your part of the country or something?
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 11, 2015, 04:11:09 PM
Real answer:

Step 1: Download Tinder
Step 2: Swipe everything right. Left doesn't exist for the likes of you
Step 3: In case of match(es), follow these examples to seal the deal  (https://instagram.com/tindernightmares/)
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: studyguy on June 11, 2015, 04:12:21 PM
I mean it is true that it's easy to get laid and find love assuming your standards aren't astronomical.
Catching feelings over fucking an escort is a bad look tho.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Atramental on June 11, 2015, 05:49:46 PM
Didn't you tell us that you lost it to a chubby chick a few years ago?

You were lying?
(http://i.imgur.com/44wlSNk.jpg)

But yes, I was lying.

Real answer:

Step 1: Download Tinder
Step 2: Swipe everything right. Left doesn't exist for the likes of you
Step 3: In case of match(es), follow these examples to seal the deal  (https://instagram.com/tindernightmares/)
I guess before I plunge head long into the Backpage route I'm going to at least give Tinder a true go instead of fucking around with it for a weekend and deleting it because I get too self conscious or I run into nothing but cam show scammers.

I need to get myself one of these:
(http://i.imgur.com/pNDWvys.gif)

Or I just won't look at my phone while I swipe right.  :larry
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 11, 2015, 06:07:27 PM
:heh

ROFL Rahxephon91, you are one bitter asshole.  You have intentionally created a no-win situation for you.  You refuse to unfuck your personality, making it nigh impossible for any woman, escort or not, to enjoy your company.  Tell me this, what is the endgame for being an angry prick at the age of 24?  Has being a raging douche actually helped you out in any positive way?  Has your "I wouldn't like any girl who would like me" mentality made a positive difference in any way?  Do you think that your "cynicism" is going to filter out all of the chaff women from your life?  Of course not so why keep doing it?  Explain to us why your current mindset is better than the rest of the masses.

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I guess before I plunge head long into the Backpage route I'm going to at least give Tinder a true go instead of fucking around with it for a weekend and deleting it because I get too self conscious or I run into nothing but cam show scammers.

I've had good success with Tinder overall.  In the end, it's just a numbers game: the more chances you take, the better off you are.  You will have to develop thick enough skin, you probably will have girls who will flake on you without saying "sry cant make it", and some dates aren't going to go anywhere.  Just have fun with it and not take it too seriously.

I still believe you should get a backpage girl for your 25th.  Go to a nice hotel (not 5 star or anything but something halfway decent like a Ramada or a Radisson) to meet her at.  Put your valuables (anything except cash for her time) in the safe.  Pay for two hours.  Always wear a condom, even for a blow job.  Take your time (hence the two hours).  Yeah, she likes you because you handed her $500 (or whatever) but fuck it, you no longer have to worry about losing your v-card, premature ejaculation, or fumbling around trying to get your dick in her pussy with a girlfriend.  I have not went the backpage route but if it was around and I was 18, I definitely would have went this route.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 11, 2015, 06:09:36 PM
Pick non-creepy photos. Avoid pics of you in your mancave. Avoid pics of you in front of a computer. Avoid pics with forced/tryhard expressions. One could be a decent selfie, maybe with non creepy friend. One could be outdoorsy. One could be a cute candid photo taken by a friend (wedding, party, etc).

Basically don't look too desperate. Everyone senses that.

I'm not sure how straights respond to bios. But I usually go with a couple of lines, 50% serious, 50% humorous. No memes. No inside jokes. No psychotic "Here looking for the love of my life."

Be normal.

Relax your face.

Don't appear desperate.

Swipe everything right.

Respond/chat with every match, simultaneously.

NOT RIGHT AWAY.

If one line works with someone, you may use a variation of it with another. If a line fails, never use with anyone again.

If you strike out, MOVE ON. Don't linger. No matter much your penis wants to.

DON'T TAKE ANYTHING PERSONALLY

That's everything I can think of for now.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Tasty on June 11, 2015, 06:13:22 PM
How to get laid, based on my own experiences:

1. Go to a bar

2. Within 10 minutes someone will buy you a drink

3. Later in the night, fuck that person

I should write a book or something.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 11, 2015, 06:16:02 PM
How to get laid, based on my own experiences:

1. Go to a bar

2. Within 10 minutes someone will buy you a drink

3. Later in the night, fuck that person

I should write a book or something.

Not everyone is a cool young dude who frequents bear bars.
Tho you could be the creeper, sitting in the corner, sending free drinks to kids like Andy until they're drunk enough, and it's late enough, that they're left without any options. :larry
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: thisismyusername on June 11, 2015, 06:20:36 PM
I need to get myself one of these:
http://i.imgur.com/pNDWvys.gif

What, a vibrator? :heh
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 11, 2015, 06:41:01 PM
But maybe he's into having quaaludes dropped in his wine other ways.  For example, overhand from the three-point line.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 11, 2015, 10:46:31 PM
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ROFL Rahxephon91, you are one bitter asshole.  You have intentionally created a no-win situation for you.  You refuse to unfuck your personality, making it nigh impossible for any woman, escort or not, to enjoy your company.
I don't know what this has to do what I said. My point was that getting an escort dosen't seem to be the best confidence booster for someone trying to do it thier first time. Since it sounds like an admission of defeat. I did'nt say really anything else about escorts. That they're bad or whatever, but it's not like it's really going to help with anything other then having sex. Why I'm getting bashed for this I have no idea. Especially when I've mentioned paying escorts and been called pathetic by you very people. Oh but I guess PD likes them so it's ok, even though they sure won't help a person who apparently was so insecure they had to lie about having sex on an internet forum. Yep, what an accomplishment! I had to pay someone to fuck me. That's gonna help your confidence. Oh wait no one would high five you for that.

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Tell me this, what is the endgame for being an angry prick at the age of 24?  Has being a raging douche actually helped you out in any positive way?
Well this has nothing to do with what I said. But I'm not an angry prick or a douche. Just someone who dosen't care about this stuff.

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Has your "I wouldn't like any girl who would like me" mentality made a positive difference in any way?
Saved me some money.

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Explain to us why your current mindset is better than the rest of the masses.
What is my current mindset?

The only mindset I've posted here is "hey do these other things that involve you actually getting sex on your own and not paying an escort".

I'm pretty sure that's the mindset of the massess or is everyone's first time someone they paid for? I doubt that and I doubt that it was for anyone here as well. Getting an escort here would be the definition of desperate and somehow thats the best choice? I don't think so. If he wants to partake in escorts after they've succesffuly bedded women on thier own, cool but why would you want that for your first time beyond some supposed "oh it will take the awkwardness away". No it won't. It wont help the dude actually getting women without paying them. It probably won't even help with understanding actual sex with women who don't make thier money selling sex.
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I have not went the backpage route but if it was around and I was 18, I definitely would have went this route.
Oh so you haven't actually done this? Wow, what a great person to take advice from.

Am I the only person who's actually done this? Yeah, escorts are fun sure, but it's not better then the free alternative.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Barry Egan on June 11, 2015, 11:28:00 PM
blah bleah blah we re allll gonna die someday.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: brawndolicious on June 11, 2015, 11:29:38 PM
I'm not sure what you're even hung up about, you're not ugly or anything thats actually holding you back. If you decide to just not be angry or ashamed then it would work out. No one wants to date you because they would get hurt being in a relationship with someone like that (being in a needy relationship you hate happens to everybody eventually).

Rahx, when you've unfucked your logic you can try again. Atra, you're ready to rumble. But no escorts, a lot of girls actually love the virgin dick since it's impressionable (but like I said, shame is the biggest cock-blocker). I was a late starter and I've been actually rejected solely on the basis of physical appearance so I know when something really is an issue or just a problem in your head. I even gave fistful the advice of being honest and forthcoming and now he's balls deep in his dream woman (who was not the first girl he could land mind you). I'm kind of like a virgin prophet.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Kara on June 11, 2015, 11:46:43 PM
I'm kind of like a virgin prophet.

:ohhh
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 12, 2015, 12:15:40 AM
How to get laid, based on my own experiences:

1. Go to a bar

2. Within 10 minutes someone will buy you a drink

3. Later in the night, fuck that person

I should write a book or something.

back when I was young and cute I admit to a few instances of leading gay dudes on a bit for the ego validation. I am a horrible person  :-X

tho when I told one boi I was straight (which I finally felt obligated to do as he had started stroking my thigh) he told me "but ... that makes you like the only straight person I can stand" which was kind of sweet
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on June 12, 2015, 12:28:48 AM
Virgins, what were ya'll doing in high school? 4 years to make something happen.

I was 16 and felt like I waited too long. No slut shaming, this chick went Ivy League and makes me so proud to have played a pivotal role in her life :tocry


Hell, even heard about shit popping off in middle school, like this kid Danny getting a BJ on the Condor during our 8th grade field trip.

Not living those years like you're the star of a wacky teen comedy :ufup

(http://i.imgur.com/aAkL6NX.jpg)
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 12, 2015, 12:39:54 AM
I didn't go to high school (was a virgin until 25, and frankly I don't feel the handful of sexual experiences I've had since then have changed me or anything).
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Tasty on June 12, 2015, 01:16:43 AM
How to get laid, based on my own experiences:

1. Go to a bar

2. Within 10 minutes someone will buy you a drink

3. Later in the night, fuck that person

I should write a book or something.

back when I was young and cute I admit to a few instances of leading gay dudes on a bit for the ego validation. I am a horrible person  :-X

tho when I told one boi I was straight (which I finally felt obligated to do as he had started stroking my thigh) he told me "but ... that makes you like the only straight person I can stand" which was kind of sweet

:beli
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on June 12, 2015, 01:32:06 AM
I go back and forth on its importance.

It's not a big deal being a virgin but at the same time it's concerning to never experience something so basic and integral to humanity.

Like Rahx is still going to be fucked up after he manages to fuck someone yet I think he thinks it's going to fix his problems.

He's propping sex up as some be all end all for life's problems when it's simply one of its few pleasures.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 12, 2015, 01:32:23 AM
Dude, I could be balls deep in dude ass in 5 minutes if I wanted here in Atlanta. Bears are in season, just saying.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 12, 2015, 01:41:06 AM
yes but humanity is fundamentally broken sooo ... :smug

but yes for the most part the only thing i got out of finally experiencing sex was the realization that it didn't actually solve or change anything. and now that I've told you that, you already know so no need to bother with sex. at least until you've migrated to the new model.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2015, 01:48:30 AM
I go back and forth on its importance.

It's not a big deal being a virgin but at the same time it's concerning to never experience something so basic and integral to humanity.

Like Rahx is still going to be fucked up after he manages to fuck someone yet I think he thinks it's going to fix his problems.

He's propping sex up as some be all end all for life's problems when it's simply one of its few pleasures.
It's like you idiots can't read. I've already had sex, plenty of times. My entire point was that it didn't fix anything. One of the reasons it didn't help was that it didn't help fix the underlying problems and using escorts was a reason it did'nt help. It's not a matter of holding it up as the be all end all, I was saying it should at least be treated with some respect and not some pointless thing. But I'm sorry I guess escorts are all the rage now.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on June 12, 2015, 02:12:12 AM
Consensual sex has enough implied respect to it. Rape on the other hand, is very disrespectful :maf

Casual sex vs. the intimate kind you get in a relationship. Whatever, neither are going to fix you.

Seems like you're hellbent on companionship, but it's not something you're entitled to just for existing.

What are you bringing to the table in a relationship other than self-loathing (which isn't even unique in and of itself)?
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: thisismyusername on June 12, 2015, 02:20:11 AM
Virgins, what were ya'll doing in high school? 4 years to make something happen.

Introverts, breh. Sorry, only registered users can see this content. Please Login or Register.

Point is, while some people live it up as a teen comedy, some of us go through some REALLY bad shit (hi, Kara! <3) during the time and just want to be left alone. *shrug* Know that doesn't fit the entire answer you're looking for, but screw it. It's 2:30 and I'm tired and about to head to bed.

@Atra: Shaka is mostly right. If you are charming as hell, you can knock the pants off most anyone on your level or below. Hell, if you're extremely charming you can pretty much blow the pants off some out of your league people a la Bond films. I've done it on various services, some old some new and some in reality. Point is, if you want to solve your problem the first step is to get out (or go online) and talk people up. Don't mention your crazy religious upbringing (which I don't think you would) or some of your weird stuff (which I hope you wouldn't) and just ask them questions about themselves and make (GOOD) jokes about some observations from that. It should be enough from there to start to push toward "hey wanna have sex" without outright saying that.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2015, 02:21:17 AM
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Consensual sex has enough implied respect to it. Rape on the other hand, is very disrespectful :maf
Well there's room to argue about sex under the influence and paying for it is arguably cold and arguably unhelpful in certain areas. Which is the entire reason I argued against that advice.

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Casual sex vs. the intimate kind you get in a relationship. Whatever, neither are going to fix you.
Fix me from what? You make a lot of assumptions about someone you don't actually know. Hell this is the first time I've even seen you. Either way, whatever I'm after has little to do with what I said in regards to art, so why it's coming up I don't know. All I said is doing it with escorts may not be beneficial. Which is'nt even that far removed from what other's said in regards to it still leaving you at square one. Hell, when I brought up using escorts before people ridiculed me and said I was pathetic to do so. Why the change now?

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Seems like you're hellbent on companionship, but it's not something you're entitled to just for existing.
I'm not hellbent on anything, which is why I'm unsure you're trying to tell me anything about me. I did'nt say I deserved anything, so where's this coming from?

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What are you bringing to the table in a relationship other than self-loathing (which isn't even unique in and of itself)?
I don't bring anything and never will, hence I'm not in one and not trying to be in one. Again, why is this even being brought up?
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 12, 2015, 02:22:01 AM
PM time.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 12, 2015, 02:22:27 AM
paying for sex sounds  :yuck :yuck tho. meaningless one-time hookups with casual acquaintances all the way
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 12, 2015, 02:33:03 AM
Rahx you've made it clear you have no interest in bettering yourself socially or physically, so what do you expect? Most of the responses here assume you're at a dead end, and the only way you can get steady action is with an escort. No offense, that's just the impression you've created over the years. You say you've had sex many times but I have to wonder how many of those times involved a chick who wanted to bang you, instead of the weird scenario you gave us earlier about the Vietnamese chick.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on June 12, 2015, 02:45:50 AM
Most of the responses here assume you're at a dead end, and the only way you can get steady action is with an escort. No offense, that's just the impression you've created over the years.

Rahx, I only "know" you from lurking the relationships thread so my bad if I got the idea you're some virgin who fixates on getting a GF.
(http://i.imgur.com/qiR8S92.png)
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: nudemacusers on June 12, 2015, 02:56:27 AM
paying for sex sounds  :yuck :yuck tho. meaningless one-time hookups with casual acquaintances all the way
we all pay for sex

sometimes financially

sometimes physically

sometimes emotionally

and sometimes in a bothell dumpster
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on June 12, 2015, 02:57:27 AM
Introverts, breh.

Point is, while some people live it up as a teen comedy, some of us go through some REALLY bad shit (hi, Kara! <3) during the time and just want to be left alone. *shrug* Know that doesn't fit the entire answer you're looking for, but screw it. It's 2:30 and I'm tired and about to head to bed.

I can relate to that.

I'm use to masquerading as an extrovert and acting like things are all good. That came to a head some point in college and coincides with my longest dry spell.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2015, 03:06:37 AM
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Rahx you've made it clear you have no interest in bettering yourself socially or physically, so what do you expect?
What do you mean "what do I expect". I don't expect anything and I deal with that.

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Most of the responses here assume you're at a dead end, and the only way you can get steady action is with an escort. No offense, that's just the impression you've created over the years.
And I already admitted that so I don't know why there would be any assumptions. Yet, that's why I said I don't think escorts are a good idea. I'm speaking from my own experience. Art seems to lack confidence, fucking an escort is'nt going to help. I'm not saying sex will "fix" as if it's some magic wand that will automatically change everything with one swoosh. I'm saying having sex by other means will no doubt prove to at least further a long a "fix".More so then paying to fuck an escort would because obviously I speak from experience. That's been my entire point here. Hell, if he'd use tinder and get successful hits no doubt that would improve him and I'm saying those are better.
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You say you've had sex many times but I have to wonder how many of those times involved a chick who wanted to bang you, instead of the weird scenario you gave us earlier about the Vietnamese chick.
None and that's they aren't as satisfying.

Most of the responses here assume you're at a dead end, and the only way you can get steady action is with an escort. No offense, that's just the impression you've created over the years.

Rahx, I only "know" you from lurking the relationships thread so my bad if I got the idea you're some virgin who fixates on getting a GF.
(http://i.imgur.com/qiR8S92.png)
Fixating on getting a GF wouldn't just have to do with sex which is another issue though...And I was but at this point it dosen't matter and I just have to make due with other things. I've already been told I don't deserve it and I don't have anything worthwhile for women unless I apprantly become someone else so well to hell with that. Some people are'nt just meant to have those kind of relationships. I made it to 25 without one, so well life only gets busier. I can make it much longer I'm sure. If it has'nt happen yet it won't and I already missed important milestones anyway.

Also those posts already mentioned that I wasn't a virgin.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 12, 2015, 03:12:23 AM
Real talk: the only thing i really like about hookups is getting to experience women's apartments, the more idiosyncratic the better. There is this bizarre intense energy inside single women's apartments i find incredibly fascinating and thrilling - i love the feeling like she's caught me and dragged me into her alien lair.  this is actually only getting better as the women get older.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Kara on June 12, 2015, 03:14:35 AM
paying for sex sounds  :yuck :yuck tho. meaningless one-time hookups with casual acquaintances all the way

It's kind of an adjustment.

E: and hi! TIMU.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Himu on June 12, 2015, 03:52:29 AM
rahx post a pic so i can evaluate you. a lot of the stuff you say gives off a self hate vibe and i don't understand why. lemme help you out. things like "i hate my hair" doesn't sound good. I personally would never be attracted to a man who has such a low image of himself. I'm sure the girls can smell that low confidence like a skunk, because if memory serves, you're pretty cute.

atra: so what are you considering your v-card? sticking it in? you haven't sucked boobs or eat a pussy out? may be unorthodox, but i don't really place virginity on a pedastal and I consider even giving oral to be sex. So depending on the definition of virginity, imo you may not even be a virgin.

imo, you shouldn't sweat it. people place virginity on a pedestal. i lost my virginity at 19 with a woman but never really liked sex until i did it with a man. :yeshrug also, sex doesn't necessarily mean a good relationship. the worst ones are ones that are based entirely around sex and nothing else. a lot of people put the v-card on a pedestal but sometimes things happen beyond "that guy is a loser" as seen in movies. sometimes you just haven't found the right person yet. I wouldn't blame anyone for that. I remember boogie here was a virgin till he was like 25 mostly because he wanted to find someone he cared about first. alternatively, I know a guy who lost his virginity at 27. He could have had sex multiple times in the past, but it never felt right to him so he just didn't go for it.

Don't sweat it, virginity is just a label that many americans hold on to in order to make themselves superior to others.

Don't buy an escort. That stuff is nasty, and it wouldn't even be the full experience either. You wouldn't (and shouldn't) put her vagoo in your mouth and suck her clit, so what's the point to fucking her if you can't even do that? Sounds like a burger without bread. Rather than feel sorry for youself because of some stupid ass label society (and you for that matter) has placed upon yourself, look to people like Fistful for inspiration. That guy tried to get out of his comfort zone. He started going on dates, and before you know it, he's got a girlfriend and moving with her to nyc. You just need some confidence in yourself is all.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Himu on June 12, 2015, 04:11:37 AM
"A few days ago I picked up some Burger King and the guy said "enjoy your meal." We all know he should have said "good luck man, you should have gone to Taco Bell" but I let it slide. "

newsfeed

Virgins, what were ya'll doing in high school? 4 years to make something happen.

I was 16 and felt like I waited too long. No slut shaming, this chick went Ivy League and makes me so proud to have played a pivotal role in her life :tocry


Hell, even heard about shit popping off in middle school, like this kid Danny getting a BJ on the Condor during our 8th grade field trip.

Not living those years like you're the star of a wacky teen comedy :ufup

(http://i.imgur.com/aAkL6NX.jpg)

those were the years when i didn't know if I was bi or not so I decided to not pursue anyone and instead focused on teaching myself photoshop and playing video games. short version of what username said.

:yeshrug
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 12, 2015, 07:39:25 AM
Virgins, what were ya'll doing in high school? 4 years to make something happen.

I got zero interest from girls in high school.  Around junior year, I decided to write them off and just focused on having a good time with friends.  I guess I never really tried to pursue anything in high school.  No regrets though because I was perpetually broke (even though I worked two jobs for most of my time) and when I wasn't spending time with friends, working, or working out, I wanted to play vidya and go on GAF (not NeoGAF, this was 2000-2003).  Living out in the middle of nowhere didn't help things either.

I lost my virginity at 19.  In hindsight, that was the right age for me to lose it so #noragrets
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Atramental on June 12, 2015, 08:51:22 AM
Virgins, what were ya'll doing in high school? 4 years to make something happen.
I went to a religious high school and I myself was very religious up until I graduated from high school and went to BJU.

Also, my self hatred was very strong during that time. I was never suicidal but man I did not like who I was at all. It's hard to convince someone else to like you when you think you're the worst and don't really deserve to be happy.

:yeshrug
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: El Babua on June 12, 2015, 10:58:49 AM
Didn't you tell us that you lost it to a chubby chick a few years ago?

You were lying?

IIRC he had a bet going with a handful of NeoGAF members when he first told that story. Cash was involved. He was gonna pay out if he couldn't turn in the v-card by the end of the year.  :hitler


dry snitching



(http://i.minus.com/iLC1z87iWpYG2.gif)

Whose to say there aren't members of this very forum who in light of this news, are now entitled to a cash payment? :hitler

:hitler
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: studyguy on June 12, 2015, 11:16:34 AM
First chick I fucked was so afraid of pregnancy she asked me to wear two condoms and was seriously considering me sticking it in her ass.
Now I was green as shit at the whole prospect of dicking any girl down, so quite frankly she could have told me to do most anything naked and probably would have gone through with it. I actually lit candles and shit brehs, I was ready to renovate my room to whatever made this chick more willing to get naked. Move mountains and shit.

Instead I ended up using a single condom, sticking that shit in and nutting almost immediately after a couple thrusts.
Probably lucky I didn't nut the moment her drawers dropped at my age.
:yeshrug


Probably the single most awkward moment of having sex and I've done some grimey, savage shit while fucking I'm none to proud of since.
I was like, let me throw on another condom but she was like
(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/whoa.png)

We broke up not too long after that. I could have developed a complex about it but nah. That was during the summer entering sophomore year in high school. In retrospect it was probably good to get the idealistic shit out of the way. I look back and cringe on that shit, but I mean whatever homie. Still had sex.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Kara on June 12, 2015, 12:02:46 PM
Don't buy an escort. That stuff is nasty, and it wouldn't even be the full experience either. You wouldn't (and shouldn't) put her vagoo in your mouth and suck her clit, so what's the point to fucking her if you can't even do that? Sounds like a burger without bread.

I trust someone whose body is their (hopefully temporary) livelihood to be more responsible with their body (and mine) than your average iniquitous soul in the living hell that is the Southland. I trust no one outside business relationships and few within them--people are profoundly disappointing.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Positive Touch on June 12, 2015, 12:44:17 PM
guys rahx isn't looking for casual sex, he's looking for a waifu who will carefully tend to his broken emotions and fulfill his every hentai-related fantasy

*provided she is a pure of heart blonde haired blue eyed virgin
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 12, 2015, 12:46:27 PM
Aint we all looking for that?  Some of us just give up sooner than others.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: studyguy on June 12, 2015, 12:49:33 PM
She just needs to be an :uguu by day
and a  :mouf in the sheets
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 12, 2015, 12:53:24 PM
You mean you need an anime girl beard to cover your desire for black dudes?  Aint we all looking for that too?
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: king of the internet on June 12, 2015, 12:57:29 PM
Right now I'm focusing on finding one of those girls who thinks they can fix deeply troubled guys  8)
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: studyguy on June 12, 2015, 12:59:54 PM
You mean you need an anime girl beard to cover your desire for black dudes?  Aint we all looking for that too?


(http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/conchita-490x327.jpg)

:ohhh :larry  :yeshrug
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2015, 02:54:33 PM
guys rahx isn't looking for casual sex, he's looking for a waifu who will carefully tend to his broken emotions and fulfill his every hentai-related fantasy

*provided she is a pure of heart blonde haired blue eyed virgin
You can say a lot about me but this is certainly false. It's like you people don't actually pay attention to what I say. I despise the waifu and moe garbage and I'm certainly not looking for anyone like what your describing. I'm not one of those people.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 12, 2015, 04:12:27 PM
back when I was young and cute I admit to a few instances of leading gay dudes on a bit for the ego validation. I am a horrible person  :-X

tho when I told one boi I was straight (which I finally felt obligated to do as he had started stroking my thigh) he told me "but ... that makes you like the only straight person I can stand" which was kind of sweet

I can attest that you had a vibe. Like when we hung out at the wine place, you began coming across as this fluid, bi-curious, math-genius, tortured, Cobain look-alike. Made me go :uguu
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Barry Egan on June 12, 2015, 04:15:24 PM
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You can say a lot about me but this is certainly false. It's like you people don't actually pay attention to what I say. I despise the waifu and moe garbage and I'm certainly not looking for anyone like what your describing. I'm not one of those people.

we would be extremely naive if we only paid attention to what you say.  I can only speak personally, but alot of your attitudes remind me of myself when I was a bitter high-school student, so I can recognize how much of your perspective stems from immature feelings that you eventually grow out of.  I imagine more than a few posters come from that position as well.  If you're ever going to get the help you need, you're going to have to start from the premise that other people might recognize things in you that you yourself are unaware of. 
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 12, 2015, 04:44:48 PM
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You can say a lot about me but this is certainly false. It's like you people don't actually pay attention to what I say. I despise the waifu and moe garbage and I'm certainly not looking for anyone like what your describing. I'm not one of those people.

we would be extremely naive if we only paid attention to what you say.  I can only speak personally, but alot of your attitudes remind me of myself when I was a bitter high-school student, so I can recognize how much of your perspective stems from immature feelings that you eventually grow out of.  I imagine more than a few posters come from that position as well.  If you're ever going to get the help you need, you're going to have to start from the premise that other people might recognize things in you that you yourself are unaware of.
Ok that's all nice and good, but that dosen't make Big Jumbo's post any more correct. It's wrong every level and dosen't at all represent myself. it just comes from a "I want to bash you" school of thought and it's hard to separate any post you people make from that bias.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Himu on June 12, 2015, 04:45:16 PM
Post a pic and your problems, Rah. Fuck. Let people help you.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 12, 2015, 04:54:12 PM
"Post pics so we can evaluate you"?

That's sorta offensive. Don't post pics, Rah. You don't need need to be validated based on looks. You need better social skills and therapy. It's been said time and again.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 12, 2015, 04:56:11 PM
He doesn't look bad. Passable mixed person, skinny frame, unkempt hair but chicks fux with that.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Himu on June 12, 2015, 04:57:25 PM
That's the reason I want to see the pic. He said he hates his hair. I bet he doesn't know how to work it right.  Especially if he is mixed.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: studyguy on June 12, 2015, 04:59:59 PM
You can look average and still fuck lets be real.
As long as he doesn't look like the dude out of Mask, he'll be alright.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: brawndolicious on June 12, 2015, 06:58:44 PM

"Post pics so we can evaluate you"?

That's sorta offensive. Don't post pics, Rah. You don't need need to be validated based on looks. You need better social skills and therapy. It's been said time and again.

This.

Looks don't mean shit if you're lacking in fundamental social skills. Speaking from experience brehs. :tocry
What does that mean exactly in your case? Is it due to fear?
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 12, 2015, 11:19:44 PM
Post a pic and your problems, Rah. Fuck. Let people help you.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=8429.msg2010798#msg2010798
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 12, 2015, 11:46:31 PM
Don't buy an escort. That stuff is nasty, and it wouldn't even be the full experience either. You wouldn't (and shouldn't) put her vagoo in your mouth and suck her clit, so what's the point to fucking her if you can't even do that? Sounds like a burger without bread.

I trust someone whose body is their (hopefully temporary) livelihood to be more responsible with their body (and mine) than your average iniquitous soul in the living hell that is the Southland. I trust no one outside business relationships and few within them--people are profoundly disappointing.

"people are profoundly disappointing" is my battle cry
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Himu on June 12, 2015, 11:48:09 PM
Alright thanks texp, now what's wrong with Rah socially?
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 13, 2015, 01:03:45 AM
Weren't you here for the epic, drunken, racist rambling, himu?
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: VomKriege on June 13, 2015, 04:58:24 AM
"Post pics so we can evaluate you"?

That's sorta offensive. Don't post pics, Rah. You don't need need to be validated based on looks. You need better social skills and therapy. It's been said time and again.

This.

Looks don't mean shit if you're lacking in fundamental social skills. Speaking from experience brehs. :tocry

Well, your social skills ain't gonna get any better by weeping on the net.
You need to get your feet wet and actually engage people. Sure you'll probably be awkward and get some burns the first few times, but that's part of the game. Also, lack of confidence in one's social skills is extremely common, even among what you may consider "normal" people, so don't sweat like a pig on the issue, no need to feel a freak because of that.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: VomKriege on June 13, 2015, 06:08:03 AM
How is acknowledging social skills > looks = weeping on the net? Learn2stop projecting brehs.

Maybe you were not "weeping" in this particular instance. I'm not really trying to rip you or anything.
Point is social skill is something you can work upon and not some unmovable obstacle (like it sometimes sounds like it is in those conversations). We can ping pong for posts and posts about it but it will not make a iota of difference because it can only be learnt in situ.
I'm no dating guru, quite far from it, but it's really not that hard to achieve something without resorting to call-girls or the shoddiest sex opportunities.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: brawndolicious on June 13, 2015, 10:26:44 AM
I think the way you have to view it is that everyone looks/acts a bit weird (unless they're a total fake) and you have to basically get them used to you which is what "being yourself" means. Being confident enough in what you are to believe that you don't need to impress anybody.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Mr. Nobody on June 13, 2015, 12:09:54 PM
Post a pic and your problems, Rah. Fuck. Let people help you.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=8429.msg2010798#msg2010798

Could be doing far, far worse (http://i.imgur.com/V72jcEt.png)

Almost looks like a white RZA  :hitler
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: king of the internet on June 13, 2015, 12:16:31 PM
Moral of the story is a horrible personality is even worse than horrible looks
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Himu on June 13, 2015, 12:16:42 PM
Weren't you here for the epic, drunken, racist rambling, himu?

No
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: bud on June 13, 2015, 02:09:58 PM
op, don't give up. i'm not trying to make you feel better about yourself, but the truth is: it is really easy to get laid online. i have used it to satisfy my thirst for milfs. they are amazing.

make an okcupid account.

just be honest and open about it, you'd be surprised how many of them respond positively to that. hell, you saying that you're a virgin would probably make it easier because i'm sure there are many women out there who would love to take someone's virginity.

hell, i had sex with a first-timer through okcupid (she was older than me, too: 30).

seriously. try okcupid. write these women an honest message. compliment them on their looks. tell them you're a virgin and that you would like to lose your virginity. tell them something about yourself (your job/what you study/whatevs).

may allah help you.

Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: bud on June 13, 2015, 03:22:40 PM
allah loves jews.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Kara on June 13, 2015, 03:25:12 PM
Allah them.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 13, 2015, 05:03:06 PM
have you ever considered the possibility that your sexual desire is just wrong

give yourself over to the new model. let your psyche be consumed and reborn in its flame. only through this can you be saved.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Tasty on June 14, 2015, 01:04:44 AM
Allah them.


Sheeeeeiiit :dead
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 14, 2015, 01:18:00 AM
Allah them.


Sheeeeeiiit :dead

Shiiiiites
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: chronovore on June 14, 2015, 05:14:47 AM
Real talk: the only thing i really like about hookups is getting to experience women's apartments, the more idiosyncratic the better. There is this bizarre intense energy inside single women's apartments i find incredibly fascinating and thrilling - i love the feeling like she's caught me and dragged me into her alien lair.  this is actually only getting better as the women get older.

Christ. Now /I've/ got wood.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 15, 2015, 12:01:35 AM
back when I was young and cute I admit to a few instances of leading gay dudes on a bit for the ego validation. I am a horrible person  :-X

tho when I told one boi I was straight (which I finally felt obligated to do as he had started stroking my thigh) he told me "but ... that makes you like the only straight person I can stand" which was kind of sweet

I can attest that you had a vibe. Like when we hung out at the wine place, you began coming across as this fluid, bi-curious, math-genius, tortured, Cobain look-alike. Made me go :uguu

what was my vibe. I MUST KNOW.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 15, 2015, 02:39:00 AM
back when I was young and cute I admit to a few instances of leading gay dudes on a bit for the ego validation. I am a horrible person  :-X

tho when I told one boi I was straight (which I finally felt obligated to do as he had started stroking my thigh) he told me "but ... that makes you like the only straight person I can stand" which was kind of sweet

I can attest that you had a vibe. Like when we hung out at the wine place, you began coming across as this fluid, bi-curious, math-genius, tortured, Cobain look-alike. Made me go :uguu

oops ... i did it again
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 15, 2015, 03:56:38 AM
it's okay, some of us are married with kids and we are now "late-in-life virgins" : the senility coupled with the lack of bone steeping means we may as well be virgers.

Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: chronovore on June 15, 2015, 03:59:13 AM
it's okay, some of us are married with kids and we are now "late-in-life virgins" : the senility coupled with the lack of bone steeping means we may as well be virgers.
I like to think of it as "Born-Again Virger."
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Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 15, 2015, 04:43:15 PM
back when I was young and cute I admit to a few instances of leading gay dudes on a bit for the ego validation. I am a horrible person  :-X

tho when I told one boi I was straight (which I finally felt obligated to do as he had started stroking my thigh) he told me "but ... that makes you like the only straight person I can stand" which was kind of sweet

I can attest that you had a vibe. Like when we hung out at the wine place, you began coming across as this fluid, bi-curious, math-genius, tortured, Cobain look-alike. Made me go :uguu

what was my vibe. I MUST KNOW.

Closeted youth pastor.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Tasty on June 15, 2015, 05:01:34 PM
back when I was young and cute I admit to a few instances of leading gay dudes on a bit for the ego validation. I am a horrible person  :-X

tho when I told one boi I was straight (which I finally felt obligated to do as he had started stroking my thigh) he told me "but ... that makes you like the only straight person I can stand" which was kind of sweet

I can attest that you had a vibe. Like when we hung out at the wine place, you began coming across as this fluid, bi-curious, math-genius, tortured, Cobain look-alike. Made me go :uguu

oops ... i did it again

(http://media.giphy.com/media/tSvxxxtu9eOl2/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 15, 2015, 05:17:53 PM
back when I was young and cute I admit to a few instances of leading gay dudes on a bit for the ego validation. I am a horrible person  :-X

tho when I told one boi I was straight (which I finally felt obligated to do as he had started stroking my thigh) he told me "but ... that makes you like the only straight person I can stand" which was kind of sweet

I can attest that you had a vibe. Like when we hung out at the wine place, you began coming across as this fluid, bi-curious, math-genius, tortured, Cobain look-alike. Made me go :uguu

oops ... i did it again

(http://media.giphy.com/media/tSvxxxtu9eOl2/giphy.gif)

in the course of researching that post i discovered that the original typography/orthography for that album included an exclamation point, and i went through several design iterations that explored the possibilities and pros/cons of various approaches to incorporating an exclamation point into my own execution. in the end, i was guided by dieter rams' 10th principle of design to omit the exclamation point

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Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: thisismyusername on June 15, 2015, 06:35:39 PM
op, don't give up. i'm not trying to make you feel better about yourself, but the truth is: it is really easy to get laid online. i have used it to satisfy my thirst for milfs. they are amazing.

make an okcupid account.

just be honest and open about it, you'd be surprised how many of them respond positively to that. hell, you saying that you're a virgin would probably make it easier because i'm sure there are many women out there who would love to take someone's virginity.

hell, i had sex with a first-timer through okcupid (she was older than me, too: 30).

seriously. try okcupid. write these women an honest message. compliment them on their looks. tell them you're a virgin and that you would like to lose your virginity. tell them something about yourself (your job/what you study/whatevs).

may allah help you.

I dunno. Being upfront with them on your virginity seems like it's a little desperate. If you were upfront on wanting sex, I could see them being taken to that. But I'm not straight, so what the hell do I know? :yeshrug
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 15, 2015, 08:33:48 PM
back when I was young and cute I admit to a few instances of leading gay dudes on a bit for the ego validation. I am a horrible person  :-X

tho when I told one boi I was straight (which I finally felt obligated to do as he had started stroking my thigh) he told me "but ... that makes you like the only straight person I can stand" which was kind of sweet

I can attest that you had a vibe. Like when we hung out at the wine place, you began coming across as this fluid, bi-curious, math-genius, tortured, Cobain look-alike. Made me go :uguu

what was my vibe. I MUST KNOW.

Closeted youth pastor.

:letsfukk
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Atramental on June 15, 2015, 08:57:51 PM
Got an update on the rental house. Allegedly it'll be ready to move into by the end of this month.

Oh god, I hope so. My deflowering depends upon it. :stahp

op, don't give up. i'm not trying to make you feel better about yourself, but the truth is: it is really easy to get laid online. i have used it to satisfy my thirst for milfs. they are amazing.

make an okcupid account.

just be honest and open about it, you'd be surprised how many of them respond positively to that. hell, you saying that you're a virgin would probably make it easier because i'm sure there are many women out there who would love to take someone's virginity.

hell, i had sex with a first-timer through okcupid (she was older than me, too: 30).

seriously. try okcupid. write these women an honest message. compliment them on their looks. tell them you're a virgin and that you would like to lose your virginity. tell them something about yourself (your job/what you study/whatevs).

may allah help you.
OKC might as well be a job search site.

You're not going to get many job prospects with zero experience.   :yeshrug

I mean, sure there are women out there who wouldn't mind fucking a virgin guy but they seem to be few and far between.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: thisismyusername on June 15, 2015, 09:00:19 PM
OKC might as well be a job search site.

You're not going to get many job prospects with zero experience.   :yeshrug

Not that there isn't women who want to deflower virgin men but they seem to be few and far between.

:comeon Like I said: If you're upfront on wanting sex, don't mention the virginity: It makes you seem desperate. If you say "yo, you wanna have sex?" Then they'll more than likely say "yes."
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 15, 2015, 09:36:45 PM
Got an update on the rental house. Allegedly it'll be ready to move into by the end of this month.

Oh god, I hope so. My deflowering depends upon it. :stahp

op, don't give up. i'm not trying to make you feel better about yourself, but the truth is: it is really easy to get laid online. i have used it to satisfy my thirst for milfs. they are amazing.

make an okcupid account.

just be honest and open about it, you'd be surprised how many of them respond positively to that. hell, you saying that you're a virgin would probably make it easier because i'm sure there are many women out there who would love to take someone's virginity.

hell, i had sex with a first-timer through okcupid (she was older than me, too: 30).

seriously. try okcupid. write these women an honest message. compliment them on their looks. tell them you're a virgin and that you would like to lose your virginity. tell them something about yourself (your job/what you study/whatevs).

may allah help you.
OKC might as well be a job search site.

You're not going to get many job prospects with zero experience.   :yeshrug


You should do like politicians and present yourself as a "Washington outsider"
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: brawndolicious on June 16, 2015, 03:33:04 AM
It is like a job search in that you don't talk shit about your old boss and you might exaggerate a bit about your knowledge. I was wondering what your level of experience was at for that reason. I would lie about kissing (meaning I did lie about that at first) just since it coulr be sad otherwise the first time as far as hesitation but as far as other  things, they'll be happy to show you how they want it if they like you. Their main concern will be that you're a sane person which goes into what I'm saying about honesty about virginal proclivities. I'm definitely generalizing a bit but it is my experience that most girls on dating sites are just looking for sexually exclusive dick.

I've seen your pics and know that your dick will be happy (no homo) but it's important to follow what your heart wants as far as not being stuck in a bad relationship. Very drunk here but most of these thoughts were formulated earlier.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: nudemacusers on June 16, 2015, 10:18:19 PM
How to get laid, based on my own experiences:

1. Go to a bar

2. Within 10 minutes someone will buy you a drink

3. Later in the night, fuck that person

I should write a book or something.

back when I was young and cute I admit to a few instances of leading gay dudes on a bit for the ego validation. I am a horrible person  :-X
wait are we not supposed to do this? cuz i do it all the time.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 17, 2015, 05:56:13 AM
it is kind of shitty behavior if you think about it.

but if you're cool with behaving kind of shittily, it's cool.

 i can never really decide whether i am or not.
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 17, 2015, 06:50:20 AM
it's okay, some of us are married with kids and we are now "late-in-life virgins" : the senility coupled with the lack of bone steeping means we may as well be virgers.
I like to think of it as "Born-Again Virger."
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Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 17, 2015, 11:04:15 PM
It's your birthday today.  Did you lose your v-card courtesy of backpage?
Title: Re: There's something I need to get off my chest
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 18, 2015, 02:01:08 AM
If you did, I hope you get ridiculed for it.