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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 08:14:50 PM

Title: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 08:14:50 PM
You'll be able to watch it somewhere, probably.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Tasty on June 15, 2015, 08:21:02 PM
Take a shot every time a half hour has passed
Take a shot every time statistics are mentioned
Take a shot for every CG trailer
Take a shot for every on-stage indie game demo
Take a shot for everything with a brown/gray color pallet
Take a shot for every shooter
Take a shot for every Vita game
Take a shot for every jab at a competitor
Take seven shots when the Final Fantasy 7 remake is announced and black out in a blaze of glory
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Rufus on June 15, 2015, 08:22:06 PM
Just kill me now, I'm staying up for it. :stahp

Not the kind of video game all-nighter I like to do.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 08:22:07 PM
You're gonna die of alcohol poisoning
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on June 15, 2015, 08:24:04 PM
Take a shot every time a half hour has passed
Take a shot every time statistics are mentioned
Take a shot for every CG trailer

Take a shot for every on-stage indie game demo
Take a shot for everything with a brown/gray color pallet
Take a shot for every shooter
Take a shot for every Vita game
Take a shot for every jab at a competitor
Take seven shots when the Final Fantasy 7 remake is announced and black out in a blaze of glory

You'll be dead in the first twenty minutes, breh.

Edit: I accidentally a word.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: cool breeze on June 15, 2015, 08:26:32 PM
http://www.twitch.tv/playstation
probably a youtube one on the playstation youtube page closer to the hour


shenmue, final fantasy 7, and last guardian dreams crushed in the same show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHK1u3VQDog
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 08:26:55 PM
Maybe Brian Michael Bendis will come out and make a fifteen minute apology for how fucking awful that Powers series turned out
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Positive Touch on June 15, 2015, 08:29:22 PM
Maybe Brian Michael Bendis will come out and make a fifteen minute apology for how fucking awful that Powers series turned out

lmao did you actually watch it? I wanted to make a thread here but I couldn't bring myself to sit thru it
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 15, 2015, 08:29:27 PM
I wanna see kingdom hearts 3
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 08:29:42 PM
Can't wait for that morpheuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: cool breeze on June 15, 2015, 08:30:54 PM
preemptively reminding everyone that people are sitting in movie theaters to watch this.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 08:31:16 PM
Maybe Brian Michael Bendis will come out and make a fifteen minute apology for how fucking awful that Powers series turned out

lmao did you actually watch it? I wanted to make a thread here but I couldn't bring myself to sit thru it

I couldn't make it through the first episode. Terrible acting, sub-SyFy Original special effects. I felt embarrassed for everyone involved.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: eleuin on June 15, 2015, 08:35:48 PM
Can't wait for the sizzle reels  :rejoice
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Tasty on June 15, 2015, 08:39:04 PM
In. Hoping for some good stuff now that I own a PS4. I don't care about FF7R, Shenmue and The Last Guardian yet I'll laugh at meltdowns if it happens.

And I'LL laugh at the meltdowns when they don't. :P
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 08:53:21 PM
early leak, you can use your move controllers on vita with the next firmware update
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 08:56:54 PM
this lady on the pre show has got some guns on her
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on June 15, 2015, 08:58:27 PM
early leak, you can use your move controllers on vita with the next firmware update

(http://i.imgur.com/YYwXidN.jpg)

Why would anyone want that?
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 08:59:59 PM
it was a lie

i intend to pepper this thread with lies
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 09:00:59 PM
hey a shitty opening song, it's like an e3 conference tradition
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 09:01:49 PM
Are you guys ready for TLG, FFVII, and Shenmu 3?
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 09:03:22 PM
"hello, i am the world's oldest twelve year old"
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 09:03:44 PM
Short-breathed car salesman is back on stage.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: BrokenVerses on June 15, 2015, 09:05:02 PM
That fucking beard.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 09:05:06 PM
haha, this shit always comes off like they're trying to give a speech to congress
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 15, 2015, 09:05:26 PM
I am so glad I am not watching this conference.  Twitter reactions are so much better
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 09:05:56 PM
isn't this the same trailer from all the years
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 09:07:15 PM
word is the last guardian special edition comes packaged with a statue of that creature made with real feathers
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Hock on June 15, 2015, 09:09:16 PM
Kid sounds annoying. Cancel this game.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 09:09:34 PM
haha, get it, that is literally a bird dog

haha

:beli
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 15, 2015, 09:10:08 PM
So I'm guessing TLG looks terrible like it always has
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 09:11:23 PM
Bird is a pussy. Press X to "EOBAI"

Still team #DaniDrogon
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 09:11:36 PM
there's a lot of jumping across broken shit, and puppy whining
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 09:12:59 PM
well, no shit you're happy, you don't have to keep pouring money over this turd
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on June 15, 2015, 09:14:33 PM
So I guess the Last Guardian was finally shown? Release date?

Team ICO finally being shitbinned when they should've been?
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: tiesto on June 15, 2015, 09:14:47 PM
This guy sounds like a Dutch house DJ.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 09:14:49 PM
well, no shit you're happy, you don't have to keep pouring money over this turd

Seriously. Contender for worst project management in business history.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 09:15:24 PM
ROBO DINOS LET'S GO
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Mr. Nobody on June 15, 2015, 09:16:04 PM
So I guess the Last Guardian was finally shown? Release date?

Team ICO finally being shitbinned when they should've been?

2016

stay salty, borians  :lawd
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Hock on June 15, 2015, 09:16:40 PM
So I'm guessing TLG looks terrible like it always has
It looks really good actually, these kinds of games don't usually get a budget this large.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 15, 2015, 09:17:16 PM
IF you are at all excited to "play" TLG, you should consider a lobotomy and also please don't breathe my air
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on June 15, 2015, 09:18:35 PM
So I guess the Last Guardian was finally shown? Release date?

Team ICO finally being shitbinned when they should've been?

2016

stay salty, borians  :lawd

Not salty. Just don't get why they poured more money into this than should've been allowed for the number of years they had "in development."

I'd say the same thing for FFvs13 (er-"15"). Both should've been shitbinned when the new gen started. But good to see that they're both finally nearly at the finish line... a decade later.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Mr. Nobody on June 15, 2015, 09:18:37 PM
IF you are at all excited to "play" TLG, you should consider a lobotomy and also please don't breathe my air

 :aweshum Now I know how Esch feels

Hopefully this game sells millions  :rejoice
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 09:19:01 PM
this dinorobot game looks pretty, but that incidental battle dialogue is the pits
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 09:21:07 PM
That was p cool
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Mr. Nobody on June 15, 2015, 09:21:15 PM
this dinorobot game looks pretty, but that incidental battle dialogue is the pits

Hopefully its just for this reveal
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Hock on June 15, 2015, 09:22:01 PM
Would have preferred real dinos but that looked neat
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 09:23:30 PM
hitman open world
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Mr. Nobody on June 15, 2015, 09:23:50 PM
Word is the last few Hitmen have been  :kobeyuck

Havent played since Blood Money
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 09:24:21 PM
apparently in mp you can use real money to buy contracts and put hits on your friends
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 09:25:12 PM
SFV makes me wanna pee
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: tiesto on June 15, 2015, 09:26:01 PM
Dino robot looks like it could be pretty cool... and nice, my fave SF character is back (Cammy)!
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 09:26:06 PM
how it "plays"
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Mr. Nobody on June 15, 2015, 09:26:20 PM
Oh God

I don't think this dude ever got over his stage fright  :brazilcry
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Mr. Nobody on June 15, 2015, 09:27:47 PM
Planet sized planets
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2015, 09:28:35 PM
Yeah, it's cool that No Man's Sky has such a huge game world, but what's the point of it all?
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 15, 2015, 09:30:06 PM
The point is that it is.

/jaydub
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 09:30:39 PM
way to "meh" your own game, dude :lol

"I've seen better, I've seen worse"
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2015, 09:32:07 PM
"Here's a dull looking planet. Over there is a robot thing that you can shoot. Enjoy our game when it comes out sometime."
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Mr. Nobody on June 15, 2015, 09:34:30 PM
Oh dear. Gimmicks.  >:(
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2015, 09:34:34 PM
the heck is this thing
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 09:35:19 PM
We asked ourselves "What's the least amount of game we can make?"
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2015, 09:36:13 PM
Oh hey, it's a mid-90's CG reel in 2015.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 09:36:54 PM
Here at Sony, we aim include everyone. Even non-gaming experiences thanks to Mm.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Mr. Nobody on June 15, 2015, 09:36:58 PM
:what:
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 15, 2015, 09:37:27 PM
Can't wait to individually animate piano fingers
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Positive Touch on June 15, 2015, 09:37:39 PM
good Christ NEXXXXT
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2015, 09:37:50 PM
YOU CAN MAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 09:38:04 PM
SEXBOTS
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Mr. Nobody on June 15, 2015, 09:38:43 PM
Fuck is this? The sequel to Dexter?
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2015, 09:38:52 PM
Here's a survival/crafter game, not unlike a dozen games already on Steam.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 09:39:19 PM
only $20 more
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Positive Touch on June 15, 2015, 09:39:29 PM
where have I heard this guys voice before
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2015, 09:39:38 PM
destiny :neogaf
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 15, 2015, 09:39:57 PM
I don't have enough time to play games, and you want me to make them? Fuck that.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Kara on June 15, 2015, 09:40:06 PM
Planet sized planets

That had me in stitches irl. :lol
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 09:40:09 PM
Man, already leaning on filler with this Destiny shit
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 15, 2015, 09:40:19 PM
where have I heard this guys voice before

giant bomb
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Positive Touch on June 15, 2015, 09:41:50 PM
no I just remembered he was the main guy in zone of the enders 2
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 09:41:54 PM
people paid money to sit in theaters and watch a trailer for a destiny expansion :lol
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: tiesto on June 15, 2015, 09:42:40 PM
Meh, get to the FF7 remake already...
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2015, 09:42:58 PM
This guy is awful.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 09:43:12 PM
supposedly they're gonna start offering custom 3D printed versions of your favorite Destiny weapons
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2015, 09:43:24 PM
OH BOY A NEW ASSASSIN'S CREED I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Positive Touch on June 15, 2015, 09:43:49 PM
this guy looks like he cries regularly
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: El Babua on June 15, 2015, 09:44:15 PM
Third Party zzzzz

Only DLC I wanna see is Bloodborne's
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Mr. Nobody on June 15, 2015, 09:45:55 PM
The Weeabooest of games :uguu:
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2015, 09:46:09 PM
This FF7 remake is kind of weird.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2015, 09:46:56 PM
OH SNAP HERE IT COMES
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 09:47:02 PM
 looking like it's gonna be a :shaq2 nine months or so for ps4 owners
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2015, 09:47:12 PM
IT'S FF7
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Your Stalker on June 15, 2015, 09:47:12 PM
if this is the ff7 remake people were talking about
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Mr. Nobody on June 15, 2015, 09:47:50 PM
OH MY DAMN
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: cool breeze on June 15, 2015, 09:48:09 PM
if shenmue 3 happens after this wow
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2015, 09:48:38 PM
omg
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Tasty on June 15, 2015, 09:49:26 PM
I know when to call it. Sony wins this E3.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2015, 09:49:50 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8NGDsnv34M

:bow :lawd
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 09:50:01 PM
I flooded my basement.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Vizzys on June 15, 2015, 09:50:34 PM
so id say if e3 could be 'won', sony did it
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Hock on June 15, 2015, 09:50:54 PM
I never played 7, so this is like a whole new FF game for me
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 15, 2015, 09:51:05 PM
I am not sure Square can actually remake FF7, script wise. The Cloud they have been hawking the last 15 years does not cross dress or get ass fucked in a hot tub.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: tiesto on June 15, 2015, 09:51:18 PM
Hell yeah, this is what I came for!!!

What is that World of FF? Looks kinda weird.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Mr. Nobody on June 15, 2015, 09:51:28 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2015, 09:51:31 PM
omg what
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Hock on June 15, 2015, 09:51:48 PM
WHAT
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2015, 09:51:52 PM
lol it's shenmue
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2015, 09:52:04 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: cool breeze on June 15, 2015, 09:52:15 PM
what is happening
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Beezy on June 15, 2015, 09:52:16 PM
wut
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 09:52:20 PM
Someone call Himu's emergency contact
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2015, 09:52:32 PM
IT'S A KICKSTARTER :neogaf
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Mr. Nobody on June 15, 2015, 09:52:35 PM
Laying on that guilt thick as fuck :dead:

Shit about to get funded in 2 hours
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Tasty on June 15, 2015, 09:52:41 PM
SONY DEFINITELY WINS

AND I DON'T EVEN PLAY THESE GAMES
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: El Babua on June 15, 2015, 09:53:04 PM
HIMU, TAKE OUT A LOAN SIS.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: tiesto on June 15, 2015, 09:53:12 PM
Wow, just when I thought they couldn't top the FF7 remake!!!
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Mr. Nobody on June 15, 2015, 09:53:13 PM
Someone gif that nerd  :lol
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Tasty on June 15, 2015, 09:53:24 PM
This will keynote never be topped.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 15, 2015, 09:53:30 PM
THIS IS THE WORST NEWS IN THE HISTORY OF NEWS
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 09:53:43 PM
are you all actually being serious

you're just fucking around, right

you can't possibly be this excited for a remake
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: nachobro on June 15, 2015, 09:53:48 PM
Damn I'll give too much money to this
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: nachobro on June 15, 2015, 09:55:46 PM
FF7 remake is shameful though.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Mr. Nobody on June 15, 2015, 09:56:35 PM
What a fuckboi
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Hock on June 15, 2015, 09:56:40 PM
Half-Life 3 is still never coming out.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 15, 2015, 09:56:47 PM
Eh I'll buy it
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: tiesto on June 15, 2015, 09:56:47 PM
FF7 remake is shameful though.

Why? It's not like remakes of old FF's aren't unprecedented.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 09:57:04 PM
Shenmu's kickstarter page is down. Thirsty mofos :lol
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2015, 09:57:09 PM
Kickstarter crashed :neogaf
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 09:57:20 PM
it's like i opened a tab that's some weird portal to bizarraweeabooworld
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on June 15, 2015, 09:57:23 PM
Someone call Himu's emergency contact

Sony just #slain Himu.

Himu, are you okay?

Himu, you've been hit by... You've been hit by... a Smooth Cerny?

(I'M SO SORRY :stahp )
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Mr. Nobody on June 15, 2015, 09:58:12 PM

$9,639
pledged

 :ohhh
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 09:58:53 PM
it's a remake of a game you played 18 years ago

and it's not even an exclusive, its a "play it first"
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2015, 09:59:36 PM
it's a remake of a game you played 18 years ago

and it's not even an exclusive, its a "play it first"

Will buy during Steam summer sale.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Huff on June 15, 2015, 10:00:11 PM
Are you guys ready for TLG, FFVII, and Shenmu 3?

lol
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Atramental on June 15, 2015, 10:00:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zTGx55y.png)
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Mr. Nobody on June 15, 2015, 10:00:35 PM
Shenmue 3 being a "reality" aside

Sony didn't want to fund the game and trotted Suzuki out on stage to beg  :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: fizzel on June 15, 2015, 10:02:25 PM
it's like i opened a tab that's some weird portal to bizarraweeabooworld

(http://cdn.bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Event_Horizon_8_28_13-726x248.jpg)

Yea... I don't like it.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Tasty on June 15, 2015, 10:03:05 PM
Are you guys ready for TLG, FFVII, and Shenmu 3?

lol

Shaka the insider (http://i.imgur.com/Sr7OX2M.png)
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: tiesto on June 15, 2015, 10:03:12 PM
I'm in my absolute glory here...
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Positive Touch on June 15, 2015, 10:03:30 PM
desperate times call for extreme nostalgia appeals
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 10:05:09 PM
Trotting out a kickstarter ad during your e3 conference seems like some pretty shaky shit :lol
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Hock on June 15, 2015, 10:05:36 PM
How did they not save at least one of the announcements for the end? The pacing for this thing makes no sense
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: cool breeze on June 15, 2015, 10:06:45 PM
How did they not save at least one of the announcements for the end? The pacing for this thing makes no sense

sony conferences are like 2 to 2.5 hours.  I'm awaiting spreadsheets any minute now.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2015, 10:06:52 PM
How did they not save at least one of the announcements for the end? The pacing for this thing makes no sense

Breath of Fire 6 is the secret announcement at the end. (http://i.imgur.com/Sr7OX2M.png)
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 15, 2015, 10:07:15 PM
This looks more Halo than Halo 5
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 10:07:36 PM
what is this shooter thing, i was in the toilet
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2015, 10:07:57 PM
BLOPS 3
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on June 15, 2015, 10:08:26 PM
I'll admit: I'm legit shook at FF7 remake and Shenmue 3 happening. Never in my life did I expect those things to happen.

Though it seems like Square got the message after that Steam port troll last year.  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Akala on June 15, 2015, 10:08:53 PM
For some reason I was thinking WoW lol
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: headwalk on June 15, 2015, 10:09:07 PM
How did they not save at least one of the announcements for the end? The pacing for this thing makes no sense

i think they still want to sell consoles. that stuff in the middle is all GAF fodder, games that will either likely turn out shit, aren't really PS4 games or never turn out at all.

they want to end with something people might be able to buy within the next few years.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Tasty on June 15, 2015, 10:09:28 PM
To be fair I'm sure Sony is giving Suzuki money. The KS is just to make sure demand is there and to massively reduce their risk.

I'm sure there won't be stretch goals for other systems, for instance.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Mr. Nobody on June 15, 2015, 10:09:51 PM
Sony can fund bullshit "create your own game" nonsense that'll without a doubt flop but can't put money towards Shenmue 3

The utter disrespect  :stahp
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: tiesto on June 15, 2015, 10:10:12 PM
Ahh, Cawdoody... now I can finally take a piss break.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Hock on June 15, 2015, 10:10:27 PM
How did they not save at least one of the announcements for the end? The pacing for this thing makes no sense

Breath of Fire 6 is the secret announcement at the end. (http://i.imgur.com/Sr7OX2M.png)
Isn't that gonna be a phone game?
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Tasty on June 15, 2015, 10:13:41 PM
Change the title to "Sony wins E3 for all time."
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 10:15:40 PM
or the month or so before every other platform gets it
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 10:15:49 PM
Sony must have given money if the KS is sticking to PC/PS4 with no XBO as a stretch goal.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 10:16:07 PM
James Spader's understudy is back on stage.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Vertigo on June 15, 2015, 10:16:14 PM
To be fair I'm sure Sony is giving Suzuki money. The KS is just to make sure demand is there and to massively reduce their risk.

I'm sure there won't be stretch goals for other systems, for instance.

Then that was all pretty humiliating then. Bringing him out to beg for money.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: tiesto on June 15, 2015, 10:16:27 PM
Star Wars...   :yuck :yuck :yuck now if you wanna talk about appealing to nostalgia :P
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 10:17:15 PM
see, that's an exclusive that will actually sell
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2015, 10:17:36 PM
This guy is way too excited for what he's showing off.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 10:18:17 PM
This guy loves his job. :clap
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Vertigo on June 15, 2015, 10:18:48 PM
Looking at the KS Shenmue would be out December 2017. I hope not, that's basically sending it to death.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 10:19:06 PM
COME ON DOWN TO DISNEY INFINITY WHERE OUR PRICES ARE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 10:20:20 PM
who the fuck is luke skywater
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2015, 10:20:40 PM
who the fuck is luke skywater

Noticed that, too. :lol
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2015, 10:22:11 PM
This UI is atrocious.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 15, 2015, 10:23:34 PM
So this game has splitscreen and Halo doesnt? Pathetic
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2015, 10:25:30 PM
What is going on here? :lol
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 10:25:35 PM
could they not get the controller working? :lol
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: cool breeze on June 15, 2015, 10:25:37 PM
well something had to go wrong
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Your Stalker on June 15, 2015, 10:25:51 PM
wooooooow
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 15, 2015, 10:26:01 PM
wow just wow
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: El Babua on June 15, 2015, 10:26:04 PM
Lol game crashed
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 10:26:24 PM
Shenmue's KS, which was constantly down since announcement, is already at 366k (2mil goal). :stahp
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2015, 10:26:26 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfvVlYEiYws
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Positive Touch on June 15, 2015, 10:26:58 PM
lololol the battery on the controller musta died
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Mr. Nobody on June 15, 2015, 10:27:10 PM
 :neogaf
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Mr. Nobody on June 15, 2015, 10:27:32 PM
Shenmue's KS, which was constantly down since announcement, is already at 366k (2mil goal). :stahp

500+k now
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 10:27:34 PM
Yup. This is Uncharted.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 10:28:14 PM
yeah if they've been using the same ps4 controller for everything since the show started then the battery definitely shit the bed :lol
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 10:29:27 PM
so far this looks more uncharted 2 than uncharted 3, that's good
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 10:29:41 PM
Shenmue's KS, which was constantly down since announcement, is already at 366k (2mil goal). :stahp

500+k now

(http://i.imgur.com/x52SM6V.jpg)
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 15, 2015, 10:29:43 PM
Shenmue's KS, which was constantly down since announcement, is already at 366k (2mil goal). :stahp

500+k now

This is kinda disgusting use of KS
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Your Stalker on June 15, 2015, 10:30:11 PM
give that truck guy a raise
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 10:33:21 PM
That truck sequence was p cool
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 10:33:41 PM
leaning in heavy on that uncharted goodwill, that's pretty much it until fall 2016 :lol
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: naff on June 15, 2015, 10:33:51 PM
(https://ksr-ugc.imgix.net/assets/003/947/711/f09e8d898bab87e85ed6cba987970a15_original.png?v=1433829100&w=680&h=&fit=max&auto=format&lossless=true&s=45b1ade1c7d50942b86e6c0740e75760)

8 million = 10 x mini games ?

Still needs a QTE stretch goal
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Tasty on June 15, 2015, 10:34:04 PM
Shenmue's KS, which was constantly down since announcement, is already at 366k (2mil goal). :stahp

500+k now

This is kinda disgusting use of KS

I don't blame Suzuki, he was super desperate and sick of people asking about 3 without being able to make it with Sega.

I don't blame Sony either, they get a "console exclusive" as huge in nerd-hypedom as FF7r.

For both of them it's win-win. And fuck, Shenmue fans finally get their fucking third game.

Who loses, here?
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 15, 2015, 10:34:09 PM
Maybe they will add a stretch goal at 5m where they put in extra sailors. 
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 10:34:31 PM
people with taste
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 10:35:04 PM
I gotta hand it to Sony, not a single pompous sales chart. And you know how hard that must have been for them.

Services and Morpheus took like 5 mins too.

Not a bad conference, tbh.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on June 15, 2015, 10:35:48 PM
Maybe they will add a stretch goal at 5m where they put in extra sailors.

Helllllllllo, Sailor!
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: cool breeze on June 15, 2015, 10:36:47 PM
honestly, i was disappointed by how un-Sony it was.  only an hour and a half, no charts, stuck to games 95% of the time, only one sizzle reel.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Tasty on June 15, 2015, 10:37:24 PM
honestly, i was disappointed by how un-Sony it was.  only an hour and a half, no charts, stuck to games 95% of the time, only one sizzle reel.

Yeah I barely got drunk, wtf :maf
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: headwalk on June 15, 2015, 10:37:50 PM
sony knew that they hold a pretty weak hand in the short term so affiliated themselves with every nerd baiting moon shot they could find in the hope that nobody notices.

only first party game at the whole conference with a release date is uncharted, which is next year.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Tasty on June 15, 2015, 10:37:54 PM
Sony
Ubisoft
EA =  MS
Bethesda

in order.

Sony















Microsoft


Third-party plebs
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 15, 2015, 10:38:04 PM
Lots of games. And no stupid handhelds.

That Final Fantasy Worlds has to be F2P.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Tasty on June 15, 2015, 10:38:16 PM
sony knew that they hold a pretty weak hand in the short term so affiliated themselves with every nerd baiting moon shot they could find in the hope that nobody notices.

only first party game at the whole conference with a release date is uncharted, which is next year.

Wait, shit, really? :lol
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: MCD on June 15, 2015, 10:39:41 PM
ff7 cg first on ps.

the game releases on both at the same time.

Shenmue? no money for some sega's old garbage. please give him your money instead.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: cool breeze on June 15, 2015, 10:39:53 PM
sony knew that they hold a pretty weak hand in the short term so affiliated themselves with every nerd baiting moon shot they could find in the hope that nobody notices.

only first party game at the whole conference with a release date is uncharted, which is next year.

that's the other thing.  there isn't anything else for 2015.  and in fairness, microsoft had nothing for the first half of 2015, all stacked for fall.  closest to "new" games are god of war and uncharted remasters.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 10:41:05 PM
MS is giving me an opportunity to get console trade-in credit and clear off shelf space, that's a win to me
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Positive Touch on June 15, 2015, 10:42:34 PM
sony knew that they hold a pretty weak hand in the short term so affiliated themselves with every nerd baiting moon shot they could find in the hope that nobody notices.

only first party game at the whole conference with a release date is uncharted, which is next year.

yeah for real I was more impressed by Microsoft today, solely bc of the backwards compatibility. that's way more useful and interesting to me than any timed exclusive.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 10:42:43 PM
sony knew that they hold a pretty weak hand in the short term so affiliated themselves with every nerd baiting moon shot they could find in the hope that nobody notices.

only first party game at the whole conference with a release date is uncharted, which is next year.

Yup, when you break it down, the only hand they're playing for the rest of 2015 is the exclusive DLC's and Betas (lol) for third party games.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 10:45:05 PM
The dust will settle and kids will realize Shenmue 3 won't be out before 2017. And with SE's terrible project scheduling, FFVII will be released possibly after that. TLG is a vague 2016 release. But you know Ueda will fuck it up and push it to 2017.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: tiesto on June 15, 2015, 10:45:24 PM
sony knew that they hold a pretty weak hand in the short term so affiliated themselves with every nerd baiting moon shot they could find in the hope that nobody notices.

only first party game at the whole conference with a release date is uncharted, which is next year.

yeah for real I was more impressed by Microsoft today, solely bc of the backwards compatibility. that's way more useful and interesting to me than any timed exclusive.

The backwards compatibility seems pretty shitty with how they are implementing it... so you put in your 360 game and then that downloads the game to your HD? Why not just run the game off the original DVD?
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: mormapope on June 15, 2015, 10:45:27 PM
sony knew that they hold a pretty weak hand in the short term so affiliated themselves with every nerd baiting moon shot they could find in the hope that nobody notices.

only first party game at the whole conference with a release date is uncharted, which is next year.

True as fuck.

FF7 Remake isn't coming until late 2017/2018, that's coming to PC (I think?). Shenmue 3 isn't coming until next year at the earliest, also on PC.

Neat stuff that we wont see for a long while.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 10:47:24 PM
Kagari-chwan:

(http://i.imgur.com/7dOAD58.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/NvJecSV.png)
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 10:52:07 PM
Hey maybe you can download the pip boy app on your Wii U gamep-oh.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Tasty on June 15, 2015, 10:52:29 PM
Third-party plebs

so bitter from all those years of ninthingery :tocry

You don't disagree with my rankings :hitler
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Positive Touch on June 15, 2015, 10:52:36 PM
sony knew that they hold a pretty weak hand in the short term so affiliated themselves with every nerd baiting moon shot they could find in the hope that nobody notices.

only first party game at the whole conference with a release date is uncharted, which is next year.

yeah for real I was more impressed by Microsoft today, solely bc of the backwards compatibility. that's way more useful and interesting to me than any timed exclusive.

The backwards compatibility seems pretty shitty with how they are implementing it... so you put in your 360 game and then that downloads the game to your HD? Why not just run the game off the original DVD?

I'm not an eletrotician, but the point is I'll be able to play my old games on a new console.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: mormapope on June 15, 2015, 10:54:34 PM
I'd rather store the game on the harddrive rather than make the disc drive do any work.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 10:55:31 PM
Did Sony even say jack shit about adding games or expanding PS Now? Seems like they're already kicking that into the shitter.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on June 15, 2015, 10:57:31 PM
Did Sony even say jack shit about adding games or expanding PS Now? Seems like they're already kicking that into the shitter.

As they should. No one has the bandwidth for it currently so it's a sunk cost.

"B-B-But I have a good connection an--"

That's nice, SonyPony, but you're a niche minority and Sony is a business. They need to trim the fat on pie-in-the-sky ventures and work with ISP's to make those pipe-dreams less a pipe-dream.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Hock on June 15, 2015, 11:00:07 PM
These announcements were more exciting in a "I can't believe this, ppl are gonna flip out" way than a "FINALLY, I've been waiting so long" way for me. Like these will probably good and I'll play them, but I have no personal investment in any of these three games. I wasn't waiting for them, I just spent a lot of internet time with a lot of people that did.

I can't even think of a nostalgia game that would excite me like that. Most of the games I loved as a kid are either ongoing, don't need to be brought back, or were brought back and were just ok/sucked. SFIV and MK9 are like the only exceptions (maybe Sonic Generations too).

Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 15, 2015, 11:00:47 PM
Sony
Ubisoft
EA =  MS
Bethesda

in order.

I am so disappoint, Esch. Fallout 4 is gonna shit all over everything else announced COMBINED.

(http://media.giphy.com/media/mlpCWv8dVK2Ji/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 11:01:06 PM
They've always been quick to ditch stuff, surprised they stuck by the Vita as long as they did. Anyone thinking about buying a Morpheus ought to take a look at the PSeye and Move game libraries before dropping dollars.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Kara on June 15, 2015, 11:02:31 PM
They've always been quick to ditch stuff, surprised they stuck by the Vita as long as they did. Anyone thinking about buying a Morpheus ought to take a look at the PSeye and Move game libraries before dropping dollars.

as long as valkyrie doesn't run like absolute garbo i'm good

e: remember, i bought a ps3 to play dust 514
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on June 15, 2015, 11:02:37 PM
They've always been quick to ditch stuff, surprised they stuck by the Vita as long as they did. Anyone thinking about buying a Morpheus ought to take a look at the PSeye and Move game libraries before dropping dollars.

Or... the Vita. :hitler
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 11:04:53 PM
These announcements were more exciting in a "I can't believe this, ppl are gonna flip out" way than a "FINALLY, I've been waiting so long" way for me. Like these will probably good and I'll play them, but I have no personal investment in any of these three games. I wasn't waiting for them, I just spent a lot of internet time with a lot of people that did.

I can't even think of a nostalgia game that would excite me like that. Most of the games I loved as a kid are either ongoing, don't need to be brought back, or were brought back and were just ok/sucked. SFIV and MK9 are like the only exceptions (maybe Sonic Generations too).

I'm somewhat in the same place. I can't fucking stand one more Sony, Shenmue, and FFVII stanleys crying about these games... so I'm glad people can move on, have kids, live life, and realize how fucking pointless their dedication was.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: mormapope on June 15, 2015, 11:06:06 PM
That's true, but it looks like shooting shit is way more fun. The process of becoming a Wasteland Jesus looks rad too.

 :yeshrug

Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: MCD on June 15, 2015, 11:24:11 PM
Microsoft brought the games.

sony? just hopes and dreams. and some dlcs on the side.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 11:24:20 PM
MS, for the free trade credit, and for announcing games that are actually coming out

Bethesda, for giving me an excuse to avoid family obligations this holiday season

Sony, for the three card Monte of showing the same last guardian shit for the third (fourth?) year in a row, trying to make a Destiny expansion a big deal, and blatantly shaking a cup while begging for change onstage
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Tasty on June 15, 2015, 11:24:34 PM
MCD's fuckstannery :dead
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 15, 2015, 11:24:42 PM
I am so disappoint, Esch. Fallout 4 is gonna shit all over everything else announced COMBINED.

(http://media.giphy.com/media/mlpCWv8dVK2Ji/giphy.gif)

It's really not, from what i can see. Already looks dated before it hits shelves and well, the rest is up to Bethesda. Haven't shown us any quests or dialogue with their new Mass Effect cribbed system yet.

and bethesda's new bethesdanet thing is sketchy/possibly annoying as fuck.

You're just pissed it's not a new ES game

:umad
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 11:28:30 PM
nvm
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2015, 11:45:23 PM
Microsoft brought the games.

sony? just hopes and dreams. and some dlcs on the side.

(http://i.imgur.com/WxkytQs.png) (http://i.imgur.com/iIMecyw.png) (http://i.imgur.com/XhtBrW0.png)
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: El Babua on June 15, 2015, 11:46:41 PM
:dead
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: eleuin on June 15, 2015, 11:47:17 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on June 15, 2015, 11:47:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/XhtBrW0.png)

Bork, please. :himu this.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: MCD on June 15, 2015, 11:49:02 PM
you could at least remove that disgusting looking rat chihuahua. still the same garbage looking ps2 tech demo.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Tasty on June 15, 2015, 11:50:27 PM
So with Duke Forever out, and when FF Versus 13/15, KH3, Shenmoo 3, FF7r, and TLG/Trico all finally come out... the only thing left is HL3, right?

Wtf will be the "it's totally gonna happen! lol" game after all this?
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on June 15, 2015, 11:51:35 PM
you could at least remove that disgusting looking rat chihuahua. still the same garbage looking ps2 tech demo.

(http://i.imgur.com/WxkytQs.png) (http://i.imgur.com/iIMecyw.png) (http://i.imgur.com/XhtBrW0.png)(http://i.imgur.com/WxkytQs.png) (http://i.imgur.com/iIMecyw.png) (http://i.imgur.com/XhtBrW0.png)(http://i.imgur.com/WxkytQs.png) (http://i.imgur.com/iIMecyw.png) (http://i.imgur.com/XhtBrW0.png)(http://i.imgur.com/WxkytQs.png) (http://i.imgur.com/iIMecyw.png) (http://i.imgur.com/XhtBrW0.png)(http://i.imgur.com/WxkytQs.png) (http://i.imgur.com/iIMecyw.png) (http://i.imgur.com/XhtBrW0.png)(http://i.imgur.com/WxkytQs.png) (http://i.imgur.com/iIMecyw.png) (http://i.imgur.com/XhtBrW0.png)(http://i.imgur.com/WxkytQs.png) (http://i.imgur.com/iIMecyw.png) (http://i.imgur.com/XhtBrW0.png)(http://i.imgur.com/WxkytQs.png) (http://i.imgur.com/iIMecyw.png) (http://i.imgur.com/XhtBrW0.png)(http://i.imgur.com/WxkytQs.png) (http://i.imgur.com/iIMecyw.png) (http://i.imgur.com/XhtBrW0.png)(http://i.imgur.com/WxkytQs.png) (http://i.imgur.com/iIMecyw.png) (http://i.imgur.com/XhtBrW0.png)(http://i.imgur.com/WxkytQs.png) (http://i.imgur.com/iIMecyw.png) (http://i.imgur.com/XhtBrW0.png)(http://i.imgur.com/WxkytQs.png) (http://i.imgur.com/iIMecyw.png) (http://i.imgur.com/XhtBrW0.png)(http://i.imgur.com/WxkytQs.png) (http://i.imgur.com/iIMecyw.png) (http://i.imgur.com/XhtBrW0.png)(http://i.imgur.com/WxkytQs.png) (http://i.imgur.com/iIMecyw.png) (http://i.imgur.com/XhtBrW0.png)(http://i.imgur.com/WxkytQs.png) (http://i.imgur.com/iIMecyw.png) (http://i.imgur.com/XhtBrW0.png)(http://i.imgur.com/WxkytQs.png) (http://i.imgur.com/iIMecyw.png) (http://i.imgur.com/XhtBrW0.png)(http://i.imgur.com/WxkytQs.png) (http://i.imgur.com/iIMecyw.png) (http://i.imgur.com/XhtBrW0.png)(http://i.imgur.com/WxkytQs.png) (http://i.imgur.com/iIMecyw.png) (http://i.imgur.com/XhtBrW0.png)(http://i.imgur.com/WxkytQs.png) (http://i.imgur.com/iIMecyw.png) (http://i.imgur.com/XhtBrW0.png)(http://i.imgur.com/WxkytQs.png) (http://i.imgur.com/iIMecyw.png) (http://i.imgur.com/XhtBrW0.png)(http://i.imgur.com/WxkytQs.png) (http://i.imgur.com/iIMecyw.png) (http://i.imgur.com/XhtBrW0.png)(http://i.imgur.com/WxkytQs.png) (http://i.imgur.com/iIMecyw.png) (http://i.imgur.com/XhtBrW0.png)
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Tasty on June 15, 2015, 11:57:04 PM
Lol dude, never say never... it might take 15 fucking years but anything is possible. :lol
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on June 16, 2015, 12:00:11 AM
Lol dude, never say never... it might take 15 fucking years but anything is possible. :lol

No, he's kinda right. Valve has DOTA2/CS:GO/TF2 cosmetics that sell. Why do they need to make Half-Life 3? Outside of appeasing some old-school fans, there's nothing for them there. They can make another multiplayer game while ignoring HL3 and make bank so long as the item economy takes off.

Plus Steam's membership is expanding all the while. That $5 charge to become a "full member" with no restrictions as an anti-bot measure also means they're making $5 per account if not more during Steam sales.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: mormapope on June 16, 2015, 12:04:38 AM
At this point DOTA 3 will be a thing before Half Life 3.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 16, 2015, 02:24:16 AM
So when is the MS conference? Can't wait to see what they have now
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 16, 2015, 02:26:09 AM
So when is the MS conference? Can't wait to see what they have now

Probably roughly 365 days or so from now.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Kara on June 16, 2015, 02:47:28 AM
At this point DOTA 3 will be a thing before Half Life 3.

It will have parity with DotA and Dota 2 too because Icefraud is the singularity.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: demi on June 16, 2015, 03:01:03 AM
Sony conf was uncomfortable to be in. No ac. Cramped seating. Everyone went nuts obviously for the announcements. Infinity guy got laughed at for doing some lines before coming out.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: demi on June 16, 2015, 03:03:06 AM
The shennmue thing was as awkward and uncomfortable as you assumed it would be. People were like, uh...? Poor yu suzuki.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: bluemax on June 16, 2015, 03:03:10 AM
At this point DOTA 3 will be a thing before Half Life 3.

Valve doesn't make games, they just make money.

Also announcing a Shen Mue KS during your press conference is lame. I mean I already thought KS was completely ruined but that just took it up another notch.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on June 16, 2015, 03:06:21 AM
Sony
Ubisoft
EA =  MS
Bethesda

in order.

Worst to best? :smug
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 16, 2015, 03:27:48 AM
Pretty solid time to be a gamer.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 16, 2015, 04:18:23 AM
Anyway just some general thoughts.

That Horizon game looked fantastic. Guerrilla has always been amazing at art and tech(not so much dialogue but hey) and this game didn't disappoint. The switch to gameplay was pretty much a hell yeah moment when it comes to graphics. Yet, the actual gameplay didn't look shit. Loved the scale and it didn't seem that aimless. The game itself just seems so strange and kind of unique that it's exciting.

TLG was scripted sure, but it still brought the feels. Honestly, nothing said to me that it's going to be this fresh experience that SOTC was. It simply looked like a perfect mix between SOTC and ICO. Loved the scale though and the subtle painted look. Great artistry there.

Street Fighter looked great, but not much else to say.

That Hitman trailer was incredibly stylish.

Kind of tired of No Man Sky. It  looks cool yes, and has obviously started this exploration co op genre that seems to be taking over. I'll certainly play it when it comes out.

Call of Duty kind of looked ugly graphically, especially after AW. Though it seems to continue the more open gameplay. It's like CoD has become more Halo as Halo became more CoD.

FINAL FUCKING FANTASY VII. What an awesome CG reveal!

Assassin's Creed looked as generic as possible.  Fuck Ubisoft.

World of Final Fantasy, well I don't know what this is but hey another console jrpg cool.

Liked how Project Morpheus' showing was restrained. It actually may have some solid software. Nothing amazing, but maybe some nifty things. That Guerrilla game may be decent.

That Batman stuff was stupid.

Star Wars single player or whatever had fantastic graphics, kind of boring though. DICE sucks at pve stuff. Even if they introduce cool player mechanics, their answer to having you make use of them will just be "throw more enemies at you" with really no interesting senererio design work. Still, I guess it looked nice.

New MM game could be something I guess....

That was a cool montage. Playstation just has a lot of cool stuff coming.

Uncharrted looked really good.

This really was the strongest Sony conference in years. Strong ebcause of the actual games, and not because of other announcements. The pacing was great. Lots of good looking games. Lots of different games.

MS kind of bored me. It was the same tired franchisees, plus TR not at all proving it's more then "cinematic game number 50". I mean I'm fine with those games, but it dosen't excite me. Halo 5 looks nice, but that single player demo was nothing, but dudes walking while explosions happen. Gears was dudes walking and playing Gears like no actual person does. Fable was Fable so crap. Add Foreza and you have your typical MS lineup. It's boring. The new game from Kenji could be cool, but thats something you need an actual gameplay trailer for. The indie stuff looked ok, but a lot of those are big question marks and seem like trend followers and not trend setters.

Sony was just really good.

I didn't really care about Bethesda. I don't give a fuck about Fallout. Doom looked well like a modern doom though the melee looks a bit overpowerd. Dishoonerd 2 is cool I guess.

Did'nt watch EA's or Ubisofts.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on June 16, 2015, 06:16:28 AM
I mean I already thought KS was completely ruined but that just took it up another notch.

:himu

No different than Tim Shafer using Kickstarter when he didn't really need to. If it means testing for an audience, bring on the kickstarters during press conferences.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: pilonv1 on June 16, 2015, 06:20:14 AM
Did Sony announce anything that's out this year? I'm not watching this shit
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 16, 2015, 06:27:01 AM
The Destiny expansion
Batman
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Huff on June 16, 2015, 06:54:20 AM
Hard to argue against sony having the best "show", but I'm still no closer to getting one of these boxes than I was before
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: pilonv1 on June 16, 2015, 06:58:41 AM
The Destiny expansion
Batman

Right then
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: archie4208 on June 16, 2015, 07:12:08 AM
At this point DOTA 3 will be a thing before Half Life 3.

Already happened. (http://www.dota2.com/reborn/part1/)  :pimp
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: mjemirzian on June 16, 2015, 07:36:58 AM
Exciting E3 this year.

Bethesda was the winner for me. Fallout 4, Doom, and Dishonored 2 killed it.

Sony next, they really delivered on the JRPG nostalgia, Horizon looked great, and TLG finally.

Ubisoft had a solid showing, For Honor looked good.

MS had a good show although I'm still not sold on an Xbox. I play multiplats on PC and never cared enough about Halo/Forza/Gears. Maybe Quantum Break and Scalebound will impress, although I assume QB will hit PC like Alan Wake.

EA um yeah, better luck next year. The Mass Effect trailer was the only thing worth watching to me and it was at the start of the conference.

Nintendo I'm not expecting much from. Show me a hype Platinum developed Star Fox trailer, maybe announce Mario Galaxy 3 and a new Advance Wars or something, and I'll be set.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: MCD on June 16, 2015, 08:13:27 AM
real talk. I would have been on my knees if ff7 was a real gameplay demo even if for just 10 sec instead of that awful cg.

as for the rest of the show, horizon was good though I don't fancy euro open world games much and uncharted still looking good.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: sarslip on June 16, 2015, 08:16:29 AM
everywhere i go people ask me when shenmue 3 will be released, and i tell them, even Sony wont spare me two million dollars, so when do you think, baka gaijin?
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Fragamemnon on June 16, 2015, 09:20:23 AM
Sony delivered to Playstation fans exactly what they know they want-more Playstation. They aren't trying to do anything more grand or bigger than to serve those users.

I thought the whole thing was really unambitious myself. Everyone seems to be doing something interesting but not Sony, which more or less seems to be doing the same thing they were doing 20 years ago, and in some cases in their conference the same thing as  quite literally 20 years ago.

I mean even Nintendo is trying to move forward more than Sony is.

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They've always been quick to ditch stuff, surprised they stuck by the Vita as long as they did. Anyone thinking about buying a Morpheus ought to take a look at the PSeye and Move game libraries before dropping dollars.

You have to be absolutely fucking crazy to buy into Morpheus at release, agreed.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 16, 2015, 09:31:46 AM
Uuh Frag come on that's some nonsense.

Sony is making Morpheus, bringing loads of new IP's etc.

Nintendo is still figuring out how to make an online shooter in 2015.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 16, 2015, 09:36:49 AM
I mean I'd expect a post like that from me or MCD but not you. It's just that I think you are such a smart guy it's so disappointing to see you post that.

How is Nintendo moving forward and Sony not?
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 16, 2015, 09:38:51 AM
Maybe I just trolled by a GAF repost from Frag.

 :goty2
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Fragamemnon on June 16, 2015, 10:00:31 AM
The only thing that was remotely novel in last night's conference by Sony was the Media Molecule game, and that was really hard to pin down exactly how they were expecting to make a game out of it. But I'll grant you at least they were trying there. If you're making the same games as before, but with new IPs, is that really moving forward? I'd argue not really. The connected and social experience isn't there whereas on the PC and with MS it was front and center.

Everything else was revisiting the past and mining nostalgia as hard as possible for a fanbase that is OK with it.

Nintendo is stepping out of their comfort zone with NX to some degree it looks like? The WiiU experiment needs to go the way of Ol' Yeller but at least in between reaping money in the most cynical and plastic way from their manchild fanbase they are trying to relevant to modern gaming trends in NX, from at least what I've read about it.

Morpheus not adopting OpenVR is very alarming and between that fact and Sony's historically terrible support for their add-on hardware you can't really take their VR platform very seriously.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: sarslip on June 16, 2015, 10:11:47 AM
nintendo's bar for moving forward is also set extremely low.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 16, 2015, 10:20:20 AM
To some extent I can see what you are getting at but we haven't seen anything from Nintendo really to say what they are doing. Let us not forget either they are a decade behind so applauding them for getting with the times (maybe) is a bit much.

What MS social stuff are you talking about? Fantasy nfl football? I don't know cause I don't know anyone with an xbox. That's not a jibe just reality in most of the world. Sony games like Last ot Us and Driveclub have some cool and original FB integration if this the kind of stuff you mean?

As for Sony Im not saying they are at the forefront, but they are definately up there compared to MS and Nintendo. You may not like Morpheus because its propriarty but im sure it will have better support then MS Kinect on xbone. Talk about terrible support and there is something much worse than Sony has done recently. I mean Kinect was a pillar of xbone anr now its gone. 

What happened to all the MS buzzwords like Cloud etc? MS has regressed in the last few years, we had Windows7 and 360 which were great now we have Xbone and W8 that suck. How is that progress?
 
Look Morpheus might turn out a turd sure, but its exciting and real where as I don't see anything from MS or Nintendo like that, just smoke and mirrors.

Sony is also the home for indy games on consoles thanks to MS policies.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Steve Youngblood on June 16, 2015, 10:55:09 AM
I don't really understand why you're trying so hard to argue this Lager. I don't think Frag is approaching this from the same vantage point as most console gaming fans are. So I don't know how invested you need to be in rebutting his points. What he's arguing isn't that controversial. It seems transparently clear (to me at least) that Sony's success this gen has almost nothing to do with meaningful innovation and everything to do with simply not shitting the bed like the competition did. For the most part, they played it safe and released pretty boring tech, but that's all it took. It wasn't overpriced, it was more powerful than the other console competitors, it didn't waste time on niche features most people didn't want. Basically, it was "good enough."

And this E3 really knocked it out of the park... for nostalgic console gaming fans. Really, I can't deny how exciting that presentation was last night. Every silly fantasy that console gamers have clamored for but been laughed at as dead pipe dreams was pulled out of the hat last night. But if you haven't been clinging to these dreams for ten years, it's not going to be as exciting.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: The Legend of Sunblade on June 16, 2015, 11:02:05 AM
Last Guardian re-revealed.

FF7 remake and Shenmue 3 announced.

Oscar says more positive things about a console manufacturer's press conference than most boreans.

Last night really was some world-changing shit.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 16, 2015, 11:21:23 AM
I know from which angle frag is coming and I still think he is giving giving ms and nintendo way too much credit for nothing.

Sony isnt changing the world but its not eons behind like nintendo or trying to shove some Trojan horse shit like ms did.

They gave the people what they wanted plus a little bit more with vr, Ill take that over the grand ill fated visions of ms or nintendos fumblings in the dark.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2015, 12:20:54 PM
I've only watched the MS and Sony conferences and I serioulsy couldn't give a shit about anything either of them had to show...... I just don't fucking care anymore

I'm officially too old now
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: tiesto on June 16, 2015, 12:58:16 PM
Hey, I'm in the target market for what Sony was offering so I'm thrilled. Not everything needs to be an all-new paradigm-shifting machine for it to be successful.

Also it seems that a lot of people complaining how 'safe' Sony is were the same people complaining back in the day about the Wii and DS :P
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: VomKriege on June 16, 2015, 02:04:18 PM
Gotta hand it to Sony, it was a masterful stroke to leverage three of the most pipe dreams titles of recent years, guaranteed to feed the flames of the "hardcore gamer". All that without commiting to any gameplay (or 6 years old one at best), actual design goals, releases dates or even expenses since Shenmue 3 will be produced partly upfront by fool's money. They've certainly won E3.
Will that amount to anything in the grand scheme of actually moving systems, who knows ?

It's a bit of a moot point to discuss the Sony strategy there based on those conferences, all this is just publicity.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Kara on June 16, 2015, 02:08:01 PM
I realize we live in a world where the biggest banks handed out subprime mortgages like they were certificates of deposit, but if announcing a Team ICO game, a sequel to one of the great video game commercial failures, and giving Guerrilla "we make bad games" Games the freedom to make a new IP in 2015 is playing it safe you're either daft af or the reason why you're legally prohibited from buying on margin more than 50%.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Fragamemnon on June 16, 2015, 02:13:56 PM
Don't get me wrong, there's obviously a big market for what Sony is doing. It just doesn't have broader appeal outside of the existing (happy) Playstation owners.

Also I almost certainly did give nintendo too much credit here-I don't know much about the NX but I am probably assuming its way less progressive than it's actually going to turn out to be.But that doesn't mean that what I said about Sony isn't on point.

Microsoft's not innocent of the same crap (Gears of War is boring/stupid; who in the flying fuck wants to play Snake Rattle 'n' Roll, that Rare collection is a steaming pile of googly-eyed garbage for the nostalgia monkeys) but at least they had stuff like Hololens, a credible VR solution based on follow-the-leader and leading API compatibility, and a couple of online games with service models instead of the (IMO bankrupt and decadent) AAA blockbuster-and-done.

So I probably gave MS too much credit earlier, but again at least they are trying to go somewhere. Sony's big intro was a giant fur shaded rat thing and a 9 or 10 year old kid that kept yelling, I was wondering if the demo would put allow you to put sock in his mouth so I didn't have to keep hearing him yell like some spoiled brat in a Wal-Mart toy aisle.

edit; disclaimer, like the half of this board I am a horrible jaded person
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: VomKriege on June 16, 2015, 02:18:18 PM
Well, brand image does not a strategy make.
To be honest I don't think those first party efforts are really all that important in the big picture for Sony, apart maybe the gross mismanagement of the Gran Turismo franchise.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: tiesto on June 16, 2015, 02:59:03 PM
Hmm, I think Hololens is gonna end up being another smoke and mirrors situation not unlike Kinect, and if it ever makes it to a commercial product, will be rife with issues and shitty gimmicks.

And I'm not a big fan of the software-as-a-service paradigm for game creation. Sure it makes companies money hand-over-fist but I'm usually a 'one and done' kinda guy with my game consumption.

Not to mention I don't think VR will be nearly as successful as people are hoping.

So I guess its interesting how MS is trying to change up things but none of the things really jive with the way I play games. But I'm a dying breed of gamer, who isn't especially financially beneficial for companies to provide for, so whatevs.
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: cool breeze on June 16, 2015, 03:26:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjSHjAoQty4
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Tasty on June 16, 2015, 03:39:52 PM
Persona 5 and Metal Gear Solid 5 :aah
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 16, 2015, 03:58:10 PM
keep in mind: hololens seems mostly targeted as a business and general consumer tool, not a videogame peripheral
Title: Re: Sony E3 2015
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 16, 2015, 04:37:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjSHjAoQty4

Same one from the JP event, only in EN.