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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Cheddahz on June 15, 2015, 09:16:23 PM

Title: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: Cheddahz on June 15, 2015, 09:16:23 PM: Remembe that one Team Ico game that looks like all of the other Team Ico games and it's probably been done for years, but it just hasn't come out? Yeah, it's coming out in 2016
Title: Re: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: Kara on June 15, 2015, 09:36:21 PM: Playing as a fucking annoying kid again. :kobeyuck
Title: Re: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: archie4208 on June 15, 2015, 09:40:25 PM: Catbird dies at the end.

muh feels
Title: Re: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: Positive Touch on June 15, 2015, 09:41:08 PM: no it isn't
Title: Re: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 15, 2015, 09:47:40 PM: Quote from: Vularai on June 15, 2015, 09:36:21 PM
Playing as a fucking annoying kid again. :kobeyuck

Take that shit back, calling this a game triggers me
Title: Re: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 15, 2015, 10:09:55 PM: I wonder if this will be as good as the other Team Ico games or actually good?
Title: Re: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: a slime appears on December 08, 2016, 09:26:55 AM: The game is terrible.
Title: Re: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 08, 2016, 12:50:45 PM: Quote from: a slime appears on December 08, 2016, 09:26:55 AM
The game is terrible.

Was there ever any doubt?

Also, please refrain from calling this feels simulator a game, thank you.
Title: Re: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: Positive Touch on December 08, 2016, 01:21:02 PM: but for real wheres shenmue 3
Title: Re: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: Himu on December 08, 2016, 01:28:16 PM: there will be an update this month on the KS with new pics and hopefully a new video
Title: Re: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 08, 2016, 02:01:44 PM: The technical stuff is super disapointing but everything I've seen looks really good. I may end up getting it from someone for Xmas.
Title: Re: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: a slime appears on December 08, 2016, 03:07:22 PM: Quote from: Human Snorenado on December 08, 2016, 12:50:45 PM
Quote from: a slime appears on December 08, 2016, 09:26:55 AM
The game is terrible.

Was there ever any doubt?

Also, please refrain from calling this feels simulator a game, thank you.

I can't say I'm disappointed, as I had no expectations of quality, but I was hoping the game would be great. The naively optimistic narrative in my mind is that they were doing something special, something that required a much larger and skilled team to fully realize, but stuck to their guns of being a smaller development team to not compromise their vision.

But nope. Turns out the team just lazily slapped together existing gameplay/mechanics from their previous games, hobbled together a PS4 port of their ancient and ramshackle engine, and bilked Sony for 11 years. It's really unfortunate.
Title: Re: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 08, 2016, 04:15:40 PM: I picked it up, but haven't played any of it. Seems to be a good game. Can't say I'm a big fan. I liked Shadow for its scale and how cool climbing big monsters was. Also the music, but not because of the story or anything. Never cared about Ico. Wonder where this will fall. The scale of the levels seems cool.
Title: Re: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: Bebpo on December 08, 2016, 05:31:34 PM: Quote from: a slime appears on December 08, 2016, 09:26:55 AM
The game is terrible.

I know, Shenmue 3 is awful.
Title: Re: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 08, 2016, 06:00:33 PM: https://gfycat.com/BlondMindlessAmericanindianhorse
Title: Re: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: Himu on December 08, 2016, 06:06:27 PM: Quote from: Bebpo on December 08, 2016, 05:31:34 PM
Quote from: a slime appears on December 08, 2016, 09:26:55 AM
The game is terrible.

I know, Shenmue 3 is awful.

Bookmarked for the future
Title: Re: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: Trent Dole on December 09, 2016, 05:50:54 AM: Mue 3 is projected for this time next year, if it meets that it'll be out before Bloodstained which is currently set for sometime in 2018 I believe.
Title: Re: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: Himu on December 09, 2016, 09:10:12 AM: Shenmue is going to get delayed
Title: Re: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: Trent Dole on December 09, 2016, 03:26:51 PM: Obviously, nothing ever meets its initial date anymore.
Title: Re: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 09, 2016, 04:17:19 PM: Rule #1 of Kickstarter: Never trust the release date listed on the Kickstarter page.
Title: Re: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: Positive Touch on December 09, 2016, 05:08:51 PM: get out of the fucking cave Ryo
Title: Re: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: a slime appears on December 09, 2016, 09:35:03 PM: Finally, an accurate journalistic review for the game (warning spoilers):

https://youtu.be/QvcFRgJwE2k
Title: Re: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: Huff on December 10, 2016, 12:04:59 AM: I played ICO. It was okay
Title: Re: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: benjipwns on December 10, 2016, 12:39:24 AM: dunkview confirms most accurate cat simulator :lawd

:dead at throwing the thing off the bridge and realizing the chain is still attached
Title: Re: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: benjipwns on December 10, 2016, 12:41:33 AM: Quote
OzzyOzrock8 hours ago
i like where he got eaten because of my vore fetish
Title: Re: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: Bebpo on December 10, 2016, 01:48:41 PM: Some of my screenshots:

(http://i.imgur.com/o7ecKja.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Nt6MaJe.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/6WQFHM0.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/UZBGnNB.jpg)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/OweJt8R.jpg)
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Title: Re: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: a slime appears on December 10, 2016, 08:18:59 PM: Even in screenshots Trico doesn't pay attention to you.
Title: Re: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on December 17, 2016, 01:43:47 PM: Seriously, fuck this game right in its dogchicken asshole. What a pile of crap. I loved Ico and Shadow but this one is fucking balls. It controls like I'm steering a wounded bobcat with a loaf of bread, the camera seems to focus on the dog's butt leaving me essentially blind a lot of the time, and I've seen Viewmasters with better framerate.

Fuck this.
Title: Re: Shenmue 3....I mean The Last Guardian is coming out (a year from now)
Post by: Lucretius on December 18, 2016, 02:22:25 PM: EVERYONE ELSE: OMG, this game sucks. You have to tell the dog/cat/bird thingy what to do like ten times before it obeys and then sometimes it still just does it's own thing. It's buggy and finicky. You put the food right in front of its face but instead it sniffs in a corner for two minutes at a time and won't listen to you at all.

ME: OMG, THIS IS THE MOST REALISTIC ANIMAL AI I'VE EVER SEEN!

(http://i.imgur.com/b5Zupem.jpg)

I seriously loved this game so much. So did my dog (except when he didn't).