THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: benjipwns on June 25, 2015, 07:10:54 PM
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http://www.patheos.com/blogs/bristolpalin/2015/06/big-news/
(I’m announcing this news a lot sooner than I ever expected due to the constant trolls who have nothing better to talk about!!!)
I wanted you guys to be the first to know that I am pregnant.
Honestly, I’ve been trying my hardest to keep my chin up on this one.
At the end of the day there’s nothing I can’t do with God by my side, and I know I am fully capable of handling anything that is put in front of me with dignity and grace.
Life moves on no matter what. So no matter how you feel, you get up, get dressed, show up, and never give up.
When life gets tough, there is no other option but to get tougher.
I know this has been, and will be, a huge disappointment to my family, to my close friends, and to many of you.
But please respect Tripp’s and my privacy during this time. I do not want any lectures and I do not want any sympathy.
My little family always has, and always will come first.
Tripp, this new baby, and I will all be fine, because God is merciful.
:hyper :omg :hyper
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Wedding called off in May, pregnancy announced in June, no mention of daddy?
Bless you, benji, for supplying me with this nourishing thread.
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:mouf Abstinence Only :mouf
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Remind me again who is Tripp? ???
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Remind me again who is Tripp? ???
Hawkins, founder of EA and 3DO.
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:bow http://www.patheos.com/blogs/bristolpalin/2015/06/levi-and-lia-tell-how-they-went-from-fatherless-to-fatherfull/ :bow2
You don't need a father when God is your daddy. :rock
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Remind me again who is Tripp? ???
Her other fatherless child.
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#nodads
Proud to stand with Bristol. :american
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#nodads
Proud to stand with Bristol. :american
She's got Mac's vote.
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OMG. Fucking :dead at this:
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:dead :aweshum :cac
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She's an "Abstinence Only" darling?
What does that even mean? People are real hype about her not having sex?
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She's an "Abstinence Only" darling?
What does that even mean? People are real hype about her not having sex?
Yes. Exactly. There's people out there that think teaching "abstinence only" is adequate sex education. Bristol herself apparently subscribes to that notion. As you can see, that education didn't take.
What's up with people treating pregnancy like something good happened that's worth celebrating.
It's nothing but someone having jizzed in someone else's vagina.
I fail to see the congratulatory nature of it all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9OdxJssUK8
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Make a living touting conservative family values, then get pregnant out of wedlock....twice brehs
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https://twitter.com/metroadlib/status/614224178531729408
:heh
https://twitter.com/alex3nglish/status/614224481146511360
:neogaf
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She's an "Abstinence Only" darling?
What does that even mean? People are real hype about her not having sex?
Yeah, some people are super hyped about it.
In May 2010 it was reported that Palin had signed with the company Single Source Speakers, asking between $15,000 and $30,000 for each appearance. She was listed on the company's website as available for conferences, fundraisers, special events and holidays, as well as women's, youth, abstinence, and pro-life programs.[31][32]
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But why doesn't she have birth control? I can understand that nearly everybody who supports abstinence is a hypocrite, but if you get paid money to say that then why can't you at least get a deposit provera shot?
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Hmm, maybe she's into fucking fat hobo looking dudes, I should give her a shout.
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But why doesn't she have birth control? I can understand that nearly everybody who supports abstinence is a hypocrite, but if you get paid money to say that then why can't you at least get a deposit provera shot?
Think how much more she can charge now that she's had another struggle that she recovered from thanks to God and what she's relearned from His teachings of abstinence.
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I just felt a minor pang of guilt there for a second.
Kara help.
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I just felt a minor pang of guilt there for a second.
Kara help.
I got a new prescription at the chemist today. In Commiefornia they have to offer you a consult with a pharmacist for all new medications which I always take advantage of because I like to waste people's time. Anyway, when I go over to the pharmacist's counter for my mandated-by-the-state consult there's an elderly person arguing with the pharmacist about their DIABEETUS testing machine... they one they "needed" was no longer being manufactured or something and they insisted that its replacement model didn't work effectively. They refused to understand that (1) they didn't have the machine in stock because it wasn't being manufactured at present and (2) that the pharmacist would have to get approval to track it down through an alternate supply channel. (Shortages SMH, your mode of production is broke as fuck capitalists.) This went on, and on, and on, until Wilford Brimley became exhausted and stormed off, loudly calling the pharmacist an idiot under their breath. (Rude.)
When I got to the counter I noticed that Wilford Brimley had left their eyeglasses at the counter. Now normally I'd put on my best Eddie Haskell routine and return the spectacles, but Willy-boy had wasted my fucking time and had the temerity to call someone an idiot when they themselves have old-age DIABEETUS, so I was like :heh sucks to be you and left 'em there. Didn't even ask the pharmacist to hold 'em or nothin'. I am justice. I am judgment. I am punishment.
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I want to point out that the pang of guilt was for what I think was dead-eyeing how this will go down regarding the abstinence scam.
One thing I found amusing from my limited exposure to it (mainly some pamphlets I picked up outside an event to distribute to recently married people I know) is that because it's also anti-abortion (duh) it talks a lot about how wonderful babies are.
That's when I moved it from the stupid/misguided category to scam territory.
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Also, people get pissed at pharmacists like I never believed until I started visiting them regularly. Yeah, you got a $20 co-pay on your $600 worth of free medication from Medicare, no the pharmacist can't "write it off" for you. Yes, you have to pay it "this time" and not "next time" when you'll have to pay it again.
Most importantly, no, the pharmacist cannot write you a prescription and then fill it. (I've seen this twice. TWICE!)
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In Catholic school we had a sex-ed assembly every year and one year we had a strong, independent woman who don't need no man (mhmmmm) who sloganed abstinence-only in a way that still makes me SMH. "No ringie, no dinghy." I don't think she had much experience with seaman because that rhyme doesn't make a damn lick of sense. This is what happens when you're an island, you think idiotic things aren't idiotic. *points to my posting history*
She promised to come back next year and tell us about how pornography was like The Matrix of Wachowski siblings and Philosophy 101 class essay topic fame but she never did. No one ever keeps their promises to me.
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I wonder if she's re-framed that presentation since the transition of the one sibling.
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maybe she's dead
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maybe she's dead
but did she die doing what she loved? :usacry
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But why doesn't she have birth control? I can understand that nearly everybody who supports abstinence is a hypocrite, but if you get paid money to say that then why can't you at least get a deposit provera shot?
Because birth control is pretty much the same thing as abortion, which is to say that it's a mortal sin. Apparently not as much of a sin as getting knocked up multiple times outside of marriage, but as long as you do your due penance [nine months of carrying your sin-baby], I guess it all works out.
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I don't know how Todd Palin, snowmobile champion, can stand living with all those losers. The good news is that Bristol is still to poster child for abstinence only education. Just not the way she intended.
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To be the one to nut up in that Abstinence coot, committing the ultimate sin, tasting the forbidden fruit :noah
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She's an "Abstinence Only" darling?
What does that even mean? People are real hype about her not having sex?
Yeah, some people are super hyped about it.
In May 2010 it was reported that Palin had signed with the company Single Source Speakers, asking between $15,000 and $30,000 for each appearance. She was listed on the company's website as available for conferences, fundraisers, special events and holidays, as well as women's, youth, abstinence, and pro-life programs.[31][32]
Well shit, is she's getting paid simply for not dumping cum in her pussy it's real disappointing to see her crack like this. If she was just a lil bit crafty she'd find a way to turn that money into some good ol' non-impregnating sex. These millennials have no sense of entrepreneurship smh
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Condoms, BC pills, Morning After Pills, and yes abortion.
Abortion isn't fun, but good luck finding a dude to settle down with when you have two kids from two different guys.
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The morning after pill has a chance of causing an abortion which is probably worse. A child out of wedlock is just your penance for a few seconds of pleasure.
In western culture, new marriages often start with a new baby. I don't know if that's a Christian thing.
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she needs to start dating guys that love anal :shaq
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Condoms, BC pills, Morning After Pills, and yes abortion.
Abortion isn't fun, but good luck finding a dude to settle down with when you have two kids from two different guys.
She could find her self a nice girl to marry.
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To be fair to Bristol, she had no knowledge years ago just how great forbidden sex can be. It's like adding MDMA-laced whipped cream to a sundae.