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Title: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: Barry Egan on July 12, 2015, 12:56:54 PM: (http://images.csmonitor.com/csm/2015/05/0519-burger.jpg?alias=standard_600x400)

Carl Jr's All American Thickburger. Nauseating to even look at.
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: Positive Touch on July 12, 2015, 01:04:18 PM: nah, it's still burger king burger. bland as fuck

and honestly I hate White Castle burgers too. the steam grilling makes them taste old and wet.
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 12, 2015, 01:05:25 PM: yeah, burger king still wins (loses). fucking awful burgers
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 12, 2015, 01:16:13 PM: Ambivalent about whether hot dogs are gross or not. That burger looks disgusting.

Steamed hotdogs :holeup

Beef wieners with a little crisp :phil
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 12, 2015, 01:17:09 PM: White Castle burgers are disgusting but St Louis people are supposed to like them and sadly most of my family goes along with this. :-\
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: Mr. Nobody on July 12, 2015, 01:25:33 PM: Quote from: Barry Egan on July 12, 2015, 12:56:54 PM
(http://images.csmonitor.com/csm/2015/05/0519-burger.jpg?alias=standard_600x400)

Carl Jr's All American Thickburger. Nauseating to even look at.

Hands down :trash
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: Mr. Nobody on July 12, 2015, 01:26:40 PM: Quote from: Positive Touch on July 12, 2015, 01:04:18 PM
nah, it's still burger king burger. bland as fuck

Quote from: BrandNew on July 12, 2015, 01:05:25 PM
yeah, burger king still wins (loses). fucking awful burgers

Shame you guys have shitty BKs

Hot off the grill :aah
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 12, 2015, 01:27:03 PM: Quote from: Positive Touch on July 12, 2015, 01:04:18 PM
nah, it's still burger king burger. bland as fuck

and honestly I hate White Castle burgers too. the steam grilling makes them taste old and wet.

Holy shit. They steam their burgers? :pacspit

Served kids steamed hot dogs at the summer pool I worked at.
The guilt I felt laying down a line of ketchup on one of the few things they would eat that day :tocry
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 12, 2015, 01:38:30 PM: Still looks better than anything Jack In The Box shits out
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 12, 2015, 02:03:39 PM: I went to Wendy's in NYC and its a step below McD and BK
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: Dickie Dee on July 12, 2015, 02:22:21 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on July 12, 2015, 01:17:09 PM
White Castle burgers are disgusting but St Louis people are supposed to like them and sadly most of my family goes along with this. :-\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWfQI20CH1o

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Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: Dickie Dee on July 12, 2015, 02:24:22 PM: Quote from: Premium Lager on July 12, 2015, 02:03:39 PM
I went to Wendy's in NYC and its a step below McD and BK

This is pretty hard to believe. Wendy's are generally in some mid-tier between McD/BK and FiveGuys/InandOut stuff.
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 12, 2015, 02:25:26 PM: I don't think I really dislike any fast food burger. :fbm
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: Kara on July 12, 2015, 02:26:28 PM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 12, 2015, 02:25:26 PM
I don't think I really dislike any fast food burger. :fbm

Dogs aren't known for their discriminating palates. #notallcanines
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 12, 2015, 03:15:00 PM: I could totally see where Lager is coming from, a lot of my Wendy's experiences have include a grease soaked wet bun :holeup
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 12, 2015, 03:16:30 PM: Oh ps, there's a Carl's jr within walking distance of me and I tried this while lit, it was pretty fucking nasty tbh. The hotdogs just make it kinda soft and gross
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 12, 2015, 03:41:28 PM: Baconator is top tier fast food burger
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: Shadow Mod on July 12, 2015, 04:06:42 PM: Arbys. Shit ain't even hamburger. Get it the hell away from the other burgers.
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: nudemacusers on July 12, 2015, 06:18:49 PM: Burger King are soppy ass messes ime.
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 12, 2015, 06:22:45 PM: Quote from: BrandNew on July 12, 2015, 03:41:28 PM
Baconator is top tier fast food burger

Baconator with Baconator fries. :phil
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 12, 2015, 06:54:08 PM: Quote from: The Walrus on July 12, 2015, 06:21:38 PM
Thing is Burger King was pretty good when I was a kid. I preferred it to McDonalds for most of my childhood. I have no idea what happened. During college and when I was in Korea I didn't get fast food very often, and when I came back to the States, BK had become shit-tier.

Yeah, something happened in the mid 2000s where it went from decent to shit. Also most of the BKs I've seen are in some kind of disrepair. They must be hanging on by a thread.
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: Kara on July 12, 2015, 06:54:59 PM: One time a Burger King employee told me to play the lottery. That was the last time I ate at one.
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 12, 2015, 07:28:50 PM: Carl's Jr. Western Bacon Cheeseburger da bess.
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: D3RANG3D on July 12, 2015, 08:14:58 PM: BK Texas Whopper is the best. :smug
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: Barry Egan on July 12, 2015, 08:20:05 PM: Look at that thing in the OP. Just look at it.
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 12, 2015, 08:52:03 PM: Baconater is too much meat IMO. It becomes a slog after a few bites.
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 12, 2015, 08:59:21 PM: I might go to Wendy's today.
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: Kara on July 12, 2015, 09:00:43 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 12, 2015, 08:52:03 PM
Baconater is too much meat IMO. It becomes a slog after a few bites.

thought u were all about dat bbc doe :hitler
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 12, 2015, 10:00:40 PM: in action (not my pic) (http://www.inforum.com/sites/default/files/styles/full_1000/public/0Bwo9Z3-wzxmgaXVPVWdQelpocE0.jpg?itok=R_t8rG3K)
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: Dickie Dee on July 12, 2015, 10:13:09 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 12, 2015, 10:00:40 PM
in action (not my pic) (http://www.inforum.com/sites/default/files/styles/full_1000/public/0Bwo9Z3-wzxmgaXVPVWdQelpocE0.jpg?itok=R_t8rG3K)

I like the haunting stare between them, that although they're an abomination and should not exist, at least they do not exist alone.
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 12, 2015, 10:18:33 PM: Emoticon, pls

(http://i.imgur.com/TiYGJPX.png)
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: Kara on July 12, 2015, 10:20:03 PM: Those are Kroger 69 cent hot dogs. :oreilly
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 12, 2015, 10:56:29 PM: It's like someone took all the shitty lunches my mom made when I was a kid and turned them into one sandwich.
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: nudemacusers on July 12, 2015, 11:15:33 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 12, 2015, 10:18:33 PM
Emoticon, pls

(http://i.imgur.com/TiYGJPX.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/XIrb4fR.gif)
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: nudemacusers on July 12, 2015, 11:16:35 PM: Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on July 12, 2015, 06:54:08 PM
Quote from: The Walrus on July 12, 2015, 06:21:38 PM
Thing is Burger King was pretty good when I was a kid. I preferred it to McDonalds for most of my childhood. I have no idea what happened. During college and when I was in Korea I didn't get fast food very often, and when I came back to the States, BK had become shit-tier.

Yeah, something happened in the mid 2000s where it went from decent to shit. Also most of the BKs I've seen are in some kind of disrepair. They must be hanging on by a thread.
I noticed this too. when I was a teen they were my go to, but as a young adult they all seemed to turn to shit. soggy buns, limp meat (pause) etc
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: El Babua on July 13, 2015, 01:13:34 AM: Seriously, it's so fucking weird that they turned to shit so rapidly.

I really can't stomach any of their burgers and their classic chicken sandwich is just worse than I remember for no discernible reason.
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: king of the internet on July 13, 2015, 01:16:04 AM: Burger King is the K-Mart of fast food.
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on July 13, 2015, 02:38:52 AM: Burger king is certainly still better for burgers where I've lived. But I think it has more to do with mcdonalds being worse than most places, than burger king being much better. Also always fucking dirty at burger king.

But the answer is... Jollibee. The local favorite chain here, disgusting shit burgers. The meat taste of fish, they put pineapples in some of them which is just wrong.

(http://i.imgur.com/stGGsj7.jpg)

and to make it worse, as you are trying to eat your very shitty burger, they sometimes like to bring their mascot out, who will dance to techno music as you are eating. So you would think this is something that appeals to kids mostly... But all the adults here love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aygs5riFcT8
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on July 13, 2015, 03:13:47 AM: Haha, there's a Jollibee right around fhe corner from our bouse. The crowd it attracts is pretty... interesting to say the least. Mostly confused hipsters and gross old men and their FOB mail order brides.

I'll hit it up every now and then for a burger steak or something simply because I grew up eating that shit, and immediately reget it afterwards. I swear their burgers don't have any beef in them.
Title: Re: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger
Post by: bluemax on July 13, 2015, 04:40:35 AM: Any chain fastfood burger with mushrooms on it.

I don't know why I order any of them because they always end up with this nasty slimy grey goo that they claim is portobello or something insulting.